Things in Minecraft that make NO sense!

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  • Опубликовано: 24 май 2024
  • Things in Minecraft that make NO sense! Grian lists all the things that don't make much sense in Minecraft.. Logic goes out the window sometimes in exchange for gameplay - I thought it would be funny to share my observations with you!
    The examples in this video are from Java Minecraft only.
    #minecraft
    Thank you to DomRao, Spring, Oculism, Jbip for their suggestions for this video!
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Комментарии • 18 тыс.

  • @reemottes8695
    @reemottes8695 3 года назад +780

    Grian-"an absolutely enormous house for such a tiny thing"
    Also Grian- live in a giant mansion

    • @ACallahan36
      @ACallahan36 3 года назад +7

      True

    • @vioxydew
      @vioxydew 3 года назад +33

      which he never built the back of

    • @muffy4671
      @muffy4671 3 года назад +8

      This sounds like something Scar would say to Bdubs lol

    • @matissepyfferoen7998
      @matissepyfferoen7998 3 года назад

      True

    • @lenazeeuww3668
      @lenazeeuww3668 3 года назад

      @F_СК МЕ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE
      yes, you are so right

  • @Auzathoth
    @Auzathoth 3 года назад +681

    Eating when walking: woah now, gotta slow down. Eating when climbing a ladder with a shield in your off-hand: No problemo.

    • @jaideepshekhar4621
      @jaideepshekhar4621 3 года назад +2

      Lmao. XD

    • @akaNave
      @akaNave 3 года назад +3

      i made my 1st minecraft video, its funny and you will like it, trust me, if u dont leave constructive criticism if u do like it subscribe because there more where that came from

    • @Anonymous4045
      @Anonymous4045 3 года назад +4

      @@akaNave literally no one cares when they check the replies of this comment, someone else’s vid is not your advert space

    • @huddo92
      @huddo92 3 года назад +3

      @@akaNave I quite liked the video but as the person above me said, don’t use other people’s RUclips to advertise your own, just keep doing what your doing and you’ll be good

    • @cadenplayzyt1
      @cadenplayzyt1 3 года назад +4

      I feel like this goes along with having to slow down to eat food on a boat in Minecraft as well....

  • @carolinepence7565
    @carolinepence7565 2 года назад +471

    For the lead one, I think Mojang wanted it to look like it’s attatched to a belt or something so you can do something else just like in real life, hence the “going into the side of the player”

    • @Exclus1ve_barbie
      @Exclus1ve_barbie Год назад +2

      nah its cuz its in ur pocket cuz ur pocket is ur inventory

    • @mirandaaus688
      @mirandaaus688 Год назад +5

      @@dano4955 man, I was completely happy believing it was attached to my waist until you said that... If I attached my dogs leash to my head, I'd be dead 😂💀

    • @aashizplanet7513
      @aashizplanet7513 4 месяца назад

      I think It is just cause animating it to be in a moving hand is annoying

  • @Ghost_Riley_TF141
    @Ghost_Riley_TF141 Год назад +102

    and to note, if you throw an item, youre shrinking it *atomically* which means if you have something heavy enough, you can create a black hole

  • @kevinward4425
    @kevinward4425 3 года назад +504

    7:45 Grain: “What do they need all this size for!?”
    Also Grain: builds two enormous mansions, builds a skyscraper while purchasing an equally as large skyscraper.

    • @ZachManSM
      @ZachManSM 3 года назад +35

      You know what else doesn’t make sense?
      Who this GRAIN character is!

    • @samgames5681
      @samgames5681 3 года назад +4

      Also the barge

    • @dwigjoy5876
      @dwigjoy5876 3 года назад +7

      Who in the world in Grain?

    • @sreejasunil8043
      @sreejasunil8043 3 года назад +5

      Griannn ITS GRIAN

    • @mrsussy69420
      @mrsussy69420 3 года назад +4

      @@ZachManSM Grain is Grian's Merch/Bread which he showed in one of the episodes of Hermitcraft LOL

  • @trombonesectionbestsection9935
    @trombonesectionbestsection9935 3 года назад +418

    Grian:So much space for such a little thing
    Grian's mansion: ...

    • @HamsterDans72
      @HamsterDans72 3 года назад +7

      He doesnt live alone. He has the villagers for trades

    • @namonamc
      @namonamc 3 года назад +16

      Hey, you gotta make space for those diamond chandeliers

    • @annonomus1439
      @annonomus1439 3 года назад +3

      @@HamsterDans72 neither do the Pillagers

    • @disisblob1289
      @disisblob1289 3 года назад +1

      True

    • @twix8644
      @twix8644 3 года назад +1

      I was literally about to post this myself, but i saw u already commented on it.

  • @officialcrypticwarlock7319
    @officialcrypticwarlock7319 2 года назад +138

    Here's another one.
    When you place a bucket of water, it spreads out and can create hundreds of blocks of water. It can go on forever! But when you pick up a tiny bit of that water, only one block, it all disappears.

    • @breawen
      @breawen Год назад

      well, height limit exists so "forever" is wrong

    • @jillhanschen6590
      @jillhanschen6590 Год назад +3

      Water weirdness has always been an issue since the beginning. Try playing pre-classic where water filled up every hole it could find.

  • @KrazyCrafter421
    @KrazyCrafter421 Год назад +37

    I feel like the water thing might be because, in earlier versions. Water wouldn’t save you, but if you swam in it for too long and touched the ground(even at 1 block deep), you would take fall damage, sometimes even enough to kill you due to the game thinking you were falling. They fixed this bug, by making water stop fall damage. They likely could change it now, but the public outcry would be insane

  • @ghost_exe
    @ghost_exe 3 года назад +715

    "And look at the pillager's house! Look at the size for such a tiny thing to live in!"
    Grian's mansion:

    • @khionniej0842
      @khionniej0842 3 года назад +7

      LOL I didn't even think of this!🤣

    • @johnmall9318
      @johnmall9318 3 года назад +4

      I was looking to see if someone said it...

    • @SoneNando
      @SoneNando 3 года назад +18

      At least the back of the illagers actually exists

    • @jmrs_
      @jmrs_ 3 года назад

      @Maple'D nope, its for the other illagers (evokers, vindicators, vexes)

    • @markshaw8774
      @markshaw8774 3 года назад

      @Maple'D its is a pilliger house or mansion

  • @thicccudon782
    @thicccudon782 3 года назад +4418

    The fact that you can both open a shulker box and a lift yourself with its lid while standing on it. But, to open a chest with a cat on it is a herculean feat.

    • @teganvought1248
      @teganvought1248 3 года назад +395

      I mean, a CAT is sitting on the chest! Are you going to be the one to disturb it? :P Plus, shulker boxes are magic and magic can explain anything. :P

    • @vikingphoenix8578
      @vikingphoenix8578 3 года назад +227

      Also, can't open a chest if there is a full block above it. But another chest above it, sure you can open the bottom one.

    • @JasonBason
      @JasonBason 3 года назад +76

      We don’t wanna wake them 🥺🥺

    • @superslimanoniem4712
      @superslimanoniem4712 3 года назад +44

      We just like cats and don't want to bother them, so what?

    • @akunekochan
      @akunekochan 3 года назад +38

      How dare you disturb the cat you heartless! (Jk)

  • @cottagegoth
    @cottagegoth 2 года назад +26

    actually the stonecutter one does kinda make sense. i do a little bit of stonework (faceting specifically), and the blades that are used to pre-form the stone before you start the rough cutting are a lot safer than blades that are meant to cut other materials. because they aren't serrated, they don't hurt if you touch them. the saw kinda works like a really narrow belt grinder. the diamond grit on the sawblade sands down a very thin (less than 3 millimeters ) section of the rock until it splits. so as long as you don't force your finger into the blade, it's pretty safe.

  • @jemleighton-scholes481
    @jemleighton-scholes481 2 года назад +18

    I'm sure lots of people have commented this but just in case, there's actually a cool thing with the quazi connectivity thing, where pistons only 'check' whether they are powered if you give them a block update, such as placing/destroying a block next to them. That means you can power them like you did at 1:26 and then break the redstone block and since it hasn't received a block update, it stays extended!

  • @Camoomc
    @Camoomc 3 года назад +768

    the fact that you can eat an entire cake faster than you can eat an apple is also a bit strange...

    • @Davis...
      @Davis... 3 года назад +9

      _FAT MAN_

    • @Camoomc
      @Camoomc 3 года назад +2

      @@Davis... SO FAT

    • @wargeneral0659
      @wargeneral0659 3 года назад +2

      @@Camoomc Very FAATT

    • @StoriesUnshown
      @StoriesUnshown 3 года назад +1

      @@wargeneral0659 EXTREMELY FAT

    • @fireboat9063
      @fireboat9063 3 года назад +2

      Wait...
      Empty hunger bar + bloody A70 + cake = faht

  • @mrsparx7214
    @mrsparx7214 3 года назад +5490

    “It doesn’t make sense how all of these pillagers can live in a huge mansion!”
    *Grian casually living in a massive mansion alone*

    • @mattb7517
      @mattb7517 3 года назад +255

      speaking of the mansion it doesn't make sense how from certain angles it appears to be floating

    • @srn7707
      @srn7707 3 года назад +30

      @@mattb7517 😂😂

    • @respectrealperson290
      @respectrealperson290 3 года назад +32

      Reality people have all sizes of living space including none in a building, games can mimic reality; or not. Us humans relate ideas that we want to go beyond our environment/social interaction/ideas, but in reality we often can not comprehend beyond what we have lived in reality.

    • @willwill419
      @willwill419 3 года назад +2

      lol

    • @pentaclepeople5653
      @pentaclepeople5653 3 года назад +2

      @@mattb7517 lmao

  • @TheWagonroast
    @TheWagonroast Год назад +7

    About the magna block, presumably the stones are not hot. Walking or running will have you step into the lava streams, but sneaking allows you to be careful and only step on the rocks.

  • @Thewondernoodle
    @Thewondernoodle Год назад +7

    There's also the fact that gravel and lanterns, which are both non floaty blocks, if placed correctly together can float.

  • @marafortune3713
    @marafortune3713 3 года назад +1397

    You just know that Grian's disappointment over the dying chicken on a campfire not dropping a cooked chicken was inspired by the farm he built for Zedaph

  • @Snukkuri
    @Snukkuri 3 года назад +1357

    "We need to talk about the strength of Wheat"
    We know Grain, you are strong.

  • @OHOHOHOOHOHOOOHOOHOHO
    @OHOHOHOOHOHOOOHOOHOHO Год назад +2

    Grian: pillager houses are to big how needs that much space!?
    Also grian: **builds mountain, castles, futuristic skyscraper, and massive rocks floating in the sky**

  • @fluffysylveon
    @fluffysylveon 2 года назад +17

    Well actually, I'm pretty sure that pillager houses are so big because all of them live in one house.

  • @NO_MCCXXII
    @NO_MCCXXII 3 года назад +412

    Me: *walks through berry bush* Ow, that hurts.
    Also me: *walks through rose bush* Ahh, the flowers smell nice.

    • @killerbee.13
      @killerbee.13 3 года назад +15

      Clearly the Minecraft world only has thornless roses (which do exist in real life, but I'm not sure they exist in nature or if we created them through domestication)

    • @appleducky5234
      @appleducky5234 3 года назад +9

      @@killerbee.13 GMOs in Minecraft confirmed

    • @thetypicaltitan6296
      @thetypicaltitan6296 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dababycar3304
      @dababycar3304 3 года назад

      amogus 😩

    • @Max-zo6rv
      @Max-zo6rv 3 года назад

      ​@@dababycar3304 dababy car

  • @jang7617
    @jang7617 3 года назад +441

    One thing that doesn’t make sense to me is that if you use looting on a chicken, it will give you more than one of the chickens body

    • @lukenicholas7697
      @lukenicholas7697 3 года назад +11

      Wait...

    • @qube7590
      @qube7590 3 года назад +34

      yeah it just duplicates it’s self when it dies🤨😂

    • @Kyp0s
      @Kyp0s 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @arushwildwin
      @arushwildwin 3 года назад +4

      MY MIND JUST EXPLODED🤯

    • @snoop6
      @snoop6 3 года назад +1

      whyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • @catherinestickels2591
    @catherinestickels2591 2 года назад +20

    I remember back when you needed up to 3 blocks of water to break your fall depending on the height. I was so confused when that changed and I first saw people doing mlg water buckets from crazy heights lol

  • @cg7407
    @cg7407 Год назад +7

    3:06 the lapis lazuli is consumed to add a layer of enchanting on top of the blade, stronger enchants require more lapis obviously (and more experience to even apply the enchantment, thats why only 3 levels are used but 30 are required (in the case of max enchanting)). Thats why it is easily scraped off using a grindstone.
    Edit: This is also what makes the tools and armor glow afterwards.

    • @leobiggs8653
      @leobiggs8653 11 месяцев назад +1

      That's a really cool way to interpret it, definitely how I will perceive enchantments from now on

    • @irishmanfromengland25
      @irishmanfromengland25 7 месяцев назад +1

      that... makes sense, actually. maybe it's even inlaid onto the items in like, carved runes, a little like norse magik.

  • @WRPBullet
    @WRPBullet 3 года назад +472

    “Redstone, it just doesn’t make any sense”
    *Mumbo has entered the discord chat*

    • @ShevkoMore
      @ShevkoMore 3 года назад +23

      "It's quite simple actually"
      A few seconds of realising the question...
      And he starts asking questions himself

    • @WRPBullet
      @WRPBullet 3 года назад +8

      @@ShevkoMore Don’t forget “It’s pants”

    • @SimplyFizz
      @SimplyFizz 3 года назад +1

      "Mumbo just joined. Let's hope they bought pizza!"

    • @bladedsilver2923
      @bladedsilver2923 3 года назад

      I’ll get the popcorn if someone else gets the drinks 😂

    • @Cap_In_The_Chat
      @Cap_In_The_Chat 3 года назад

      @@ShevkoMore
      Remembers the question "Why cobble here?"
      🤔😐

  • @dalmatinac_
    @dalmatinac_ 3 года назад +253

    A small bottle of honey: restores 3 hunger bars
    A big chug of milk: restores zero hunger bars

    • @penguinstarlette4028
      @penguinstarlette4028 3 года назад +5

      It makes up for the nasty sound of drinking honey

    • @vrplay9627
      @vrplay9627 3 года назад +5

      @@memelyshorts643 it sucks

    • @niklasmijer7089
      @niklasmijer7089 3 года назад +1

      @@memelyshorts643 your right, it does

    • @crazypineapples8997
      @crazypineapples8997 3 года назад +2

      Grian: If I missed anything, tell me in the comments.
      Me: MineCraft in general :P

    • @chclt_thndr
      @chclt_thndr 3 года назад

      @@memelyshorts643 okay

  • @TheMNMPig
    @TheMNMPig Год назад +4

    At 5:45 the cake, yes. From my 1,5 years of playing Minecraft, I still have no clue where the strawberrys on top of the cake comes from.

  • @randomksines9888
    @randomksines9888 Год назад +1

    10:38 the way you said this one reminded me of those promo trailers for how to train your dragon (the one's where Gobber is talking about some of the different types of dragons) and I love it

  • @tierelantijn
    @tierelantijn 3 года назад +8009

    At least the pillagers finished the back of their ridiculously large mansion. 🙃

  • @glowsquid1298
    @glowsquid1298 3 года назад +254

    "And I'll see you in the *next episode* "
    He has recorded far too much hermitcraft I see

    • @hannamihaly2381
      @hannamihaly2381 3 года назад +9

      Or there are too much things in minecraft that doesen't make sense and he wants to do more episodes 😂

    • @teabag6509
      @teabag6509 3 года назад +1

      Hi glow squid im big fan lol

  • @theabros2670
    @theabros2670 Год назад +1

    Grian : Why do they need such a huge MANSION!?
    Also Grian in hermitcraft s7 : And the mansion is complete

  • @ethanh.8079
    @ethanh.8079 2 года назад +6

    A cauldron can save your fall, you’ll need to be super precise with the landing!

  • @d3von443
    @d3von443 3 года назад +706

    “If a chicken dies, on a literal campfire...”
    *flashbacks to zedaphs chicken farm intensify*

    • @deltamico
      @deltamico 3 года назад +16

      That's probably why he put it there...

    • @deltamico
      @deltamico 3 года назад +9

      @@memelyshorts643 ok then

    • @LiliannEnder
      @LiliannEnder 3 года назад +7

      @@memelyshorts643 ok then

    • @WetSquidy5
      @WetSquidy5 3 года назад +7

      @@memelyshorts643 ok then

    • @maylaniellar9971
      @maylaniellar9971 3 года назад +5

      @@memelyshorts643 *ok then*

  • @SparklyAndClean
    @SparklyAndClean 3 года назад +698

    He didn’t even mention the fact that when you make a cake it’s decorated without even having to add anything extra

    • @jayglenn837
      @jayglenn837 3 года назад +12

      You don't cook bread either lol

    • @jackeag4295
      @jackeag4295 3 года назад +4

      The icing is At least fair enough, with three buckets of milk on top

    • @sophie-pm5qu
      @sophie-pm5qu 3 года назад +2

      Hi

    • @geometrywarrior4882
      @geometrywarrior4882 3 года назад +3

      what happens to the bucket after you make the cake???

    • @serd_
      @serd_ 3 года назад +3

      @@geometrywarrior4882 you just get the bucket back. 6:03

  • @meowsforlife2179
    @meowsforlife2179 Год назад +3

    The fence has a hit box bigger than it is to keep you from jumping it. The reason the carpet trick works again is hitboxes but restricting yourself to a 1x2 space makes it so you can't move up and over it. Probably won't be "fixed" cause it's to much work to account every scenario

  • @trickedandtrolled
    @trickedandtrolled 2 года назад +9

    Here's a little Minecraft history:
    The score seen when you die dates back all the way to 2009 classic survival test. This very old series of versions had a more arcade-like gameplay, where you would gain score by killing the mobs that spawned randomly. The score didn't do anything, it was just a number. When you died, your total score would be shown, and your only options were to generate a new world or load an existing save (they were online saves back then). Score was removed in Indev.
    Also, did you know that only in survival test, creepers actually attacked you instead of exploding, and they only exploded when they died? Crazy stuff.

    • @lolicanadian
      @lolicanadian Год назад +1

      Ah, a fellow person of culture, I see!
      Also, items back then only dropped when a block was destroyed by an explosion, and _all_ of them dropped when a creeper exploded.

  • @dtimer319
    @dtimer319 3 года назад +431

    "This is the most aggressive block in the game!"
    Iskall: *Looks at diorite.

  • @amankikani4354
    @amankikani4354 3 года назад +239

    I was confused why the stonecutter didnt deal damage for a while. Then I realised that all of the villagers would die if there was something in the village that did damage on its own

    • @brickbot2.038
      @brickbot2.038 3 года назад +38

      Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the exact reason why Mojang didn't make them deal damage.
      Although in taiga villages, there are campfires, but I guess villagers aren't attracted to campfires like they are to stone cutters.

    • @abdurehmanmalik808
      @abdurehmanmalik808 3 года назад +18

      @@brickbot2.038 All of the Taiga Villagers end up getting stuck in those trapdoor box things anyways.

    • @ctom4242
      @ctom4242 3 года назад +9

      They could have just programmed villagers to not want to walk on top of those blocks. Heck they could apply that to all workspace blocks. It never really made sense for them to climb up onto lecturns and whatnot. They already have certain mobs coded to not walk across certain types of blocks, wouldn't have been hard.

    • @CJgreencheetah
      @CJgreencheetah 3 года назад +5

      There are berry bushes, though. They do damage.

    • @cyp8551
      @cyp8551 3 года назад +3

      @@ctom4242 all villagers walk on their work block when they get their job it would be weird if masons didn't

  • @coolgrassblocks6754
    @coolgrassblocks6754 Год назад +1

    I just saw this, but Grian hates floating trees so much, that between the cuts in the intro, he actually replaced the log he broke

  • @ArronAnims
    @ArronAnims 2 года назад +8

    About the Stonecutter:
    Being that stonecutters are designed to cut stone, and not skin like most blades, it's actually fairly dull. So it wouldn't do much if you ran your hand across a stonecutter irl, either

    • @doodlecaboodle9298
      @doodlecaboodle9298 Год назад +1

      it would still hurt you pretty badly...
      tf?

    • @Ray-jz3os
      @Ray-jz3os Год назад

      @@doodlecaboodle9298 no the saw is only meant for stone so like bacon would not get sliced and it would not hurt much

  • @enderbandit1325
    @enderbandit1325 3 года назад +716

    "you can milk cows infinitely" well that, and the fact that minecraft buckets have been worked out to hold 800+ litres

    • @jerich0hdeer
      @jerich0hdeer 3 года назад +54

      @F_СК МЕ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE Thanks a million for your insight. "🏝 🏝", wow! Couldn't have put it better myself.

    • @silverlight1087
      @silverlight1087 3 года назад +20

      Jesus Christ now the robots are on grians channel, why are they everywhere

    • @therobbu
      @therobbu 3 года назад +19

      A cake with 2400+ liters of milk?
      **SEEMS LEGIT**

    • @Leyfindrake
      @Leyfindrake 3 года назад +5

      Idk why you would say 800+ since it's actually exactly 1000 litres

    • @florianpol1551
      @florianpol1551 3 года назад +8

      @@Leyfindrake It isn’t exactly 1000 litres as that would be a full block and (the top layer of) water doesn’t fill the full block

  • @jamesknipe3439
    @jamesknipe3439 3 года назад +309

    Grian complaining about pillagers having a whole mansion me just thinking about hermitcraft season 7

  • @ehit9620
    @ehit9620 2 года назад

    Grian: Insults a pillager mansion.
    Also Grian: Let’s build a Mega Base on Hermitcraft and only use a few rooms.

  • @lasercraft32
    @lasercraft32 Год назад +5

    9:51 Actually, the reason for that is because it's supposed to be like you're stepping carefully on the rocks so you're feet don't touch the lava (though... in real life it probably still would hurt).

  • @maddog1134
    @maddog1134 3 года назад +3201

    You can smelt ancient debris but it doesn’t get burnt in lava. Sense has been achieved

    • @shaoran1026
      @shaoran1026 3 года назад +103

      tbf, you can get higher tempatures is smelters than lava.

    • @butao5761
      @butao5761 3 года назад +35

      Ancient Debris can get burned in lava and it doesn't make sense but when you throw a netherite tools or armor it wouldn't

    • @punkyboi7948
      @punkyboi7948 3 года назад +10

      So true

    • @thebigcheese8715
      @thebigcheese8715 3 года назад +24

      A furnace can be hotter than lava.

    • @shaoran1026
      @shaoran1026 3 года назад +11

      @@butao5761 is that on bedrock? Coz im pretty sure it just floats in lava.

  • @ur_mom_is_so_fat
    @ur_mom_is_so_fat 3 года назад +2173

    Yall are thinking about this while steve can handle not sleeping for an infinite amount of nights like bruh

    • @garrettmelvin2257
      @garrettmelvin2257 3 года назад +163

      Y’all thinking about that while Steve can live for an infinite amount of time like bruh

    • @peripheralzx11
      @peripheralzx11 3 года назад +102

      @@garrettmelvin2257 lol imagine they added Alzheimer’s to minecraft.
      That would be terrifying now that I think about it

    • @gringo335
      @gringo335 3 года назад +41

      @@garrettmelvin2257 Steve died of Dysentery

    • @unregistered1268
      @unregistered1268 3 года назад +12

      U people get to sleep? Bruh its 2am rn too

    • @boaldM
      @boaldM 3 года назад +54

      Theory : phantoms are Steve's hallucinations from not sleeping

  • @davidgathings4188
    @davidgathings4188 Год назад

    Just watched this video for the 2nd time and I busted out laughing half way through..Grian, keep the good videos coming

  • @Luna.ne26
    @Luna.ne26 2 года назад

    Statues, BATTLE ARENAS, dining and bed rooms, farms and prisons - that’s what pillagers need all this space for

  • @brumbeloy
    @brumbeloy 3 года назад +87

    "what do they need all this space for?" *Builds huge mansion in HermitCraft*

  • @shanechurilla
    @shanechurilla 3 года назад +234

    “We need to talk about the relative strength of wheat”
    Grain, 2021

    • @Chigger
      @Chigger 3 года назад +4

      *Green

    • @thejackasaur1168
      @thejackasaur1168 3 года назад +3

      Who’s this Grain character?! 🤣

    • @rona6177
      @rona6177 3 года назад +2

      g r a i n

    • @JellyAntz
      @JellyAntz 3 года назад +4

      i see 69 likes, cant like. someone else will ruin

    • @joeridumortier65
      @joeridumortier65 3 года назад +3

      Just saying, the game is telling you to look after yourself, bc you weigh more than a stack of anvils.

  • @minecraft13341
    @minecraft13341 Год назад +1

    10:56 the quick mention of a return of dom is great

  • @felixrowan3740
    @felixrowan3740 10 месяцев назад +3

    One thing I have always wondered: Why does it take 6 full blocks to make only two trapdoors, the equivalent of half a block? :p
    If I were to change it, I would make it so that it required just two adjacent blocks to make at leasat 3 trapdoors, like with carpets. In my opinion, that would make a lot more sense. Obviously there's inconsistencies with crafting recipes, but this one always makes me run out of wood! xD

  • @poultryman1005
    @poultryman1005 3 года назад +137

    Carpet:decorative
    Pressure plate:does red stone
    This is literally Grian and Mumbo

    • @Natural_Power
      @Natural_Power 3 года назад

      With the Premmise being Grian's easily taken out and Mumbo's just ignored?

    • @pageturner2958
      @pageturner2958 3 года назад

      I think you mean Carpet and Pressure Plate, who are these Grians and Mumbos?

    • @eboyicecream1305
      @eboyicecream1305 3 года назад

      @@Natural_Power I think the premise is grian builds and mumbo does redefine but that’s just me

  • @nihitkhunteta6137
    @nihitkhunteta6137 3 года назад +416

    Netherite doesn't gets destroyed in lava, BUT the same netherite kept in shulker box gets destroyed by lava/fire

    • @OVOOLIFE
      @OVOOLIFE 3 года назад +24

      no more in 1.17

    • @Kyp0s
      @Kyp0s 3 года назад

      @@OVOOLIFE rlly?

    • @BS-bd4xo
      @BS-bd4xo 3 года назад +2

      @@Kyp0s yes

    • @electrodragonpoop2152
      @electrodragonpoop2152 3 года назад +4

      That's changing in 1.17 though

    • @Falcon532.
      @Falcon532. 3 года назад +7

      You can throw a bucket of lava into a disappearing lava flow and it burns the bucket full of lava to nothing

  • @Tuenai1
    @Tuenai1 7 месяцев назад +2

    I know this video is like 2.3 years old or whatever, but i was bored and i wanted to create logic for these, even if it's just pulling it out of my bum
    1. Lava-proof bucket burning in lava - the inside is lava proof, the outside isn't (ignore the fact that lava's dripping out of it on the sprite)
    2. Redstone powering a block away - the block drips powder onto the block below it
    3. Cactus being better than lava at destroying the hardest substances - items are allergic to cacti
    4. Leads not being in your hand - the leads are supposed to be attached to a belt, since you can still hold other items while the lead is attached
    5. The saw doesn't deal damage - it's a paper saw
    6. Anvil block doesn't float but the item does - what did you expect when you turn a block into something that's 1/10 the size?
    7. Disenchant items by grinding it off - you engrave words into the item to enchant it, so you can grind down the item to destroy the words
    8. Animals don't drop cooked food by dying on campfires - the fire isn't hot enough, which is why it takes a considerable amount of time to cook food on it
    9. Score - it's your experience bar.... that's... that's it...
    10. Carpets get destroyed by water, pressure plates don't - hey buddy it's wood
    11. Fish entities don't get caught by a fishing rod, rather a bucket - the ones you see swimming around evolved to be more than just items, they're aware of the rod and actively avoid it
    12. Water breaking your fall with a single block - okay for this one i want to point out that "you'd expect at least 2 blocks to break your fall" isn't real at all, since i believe water irl would make the fall worse than if you were to just land on the ground, but for the sake of minecraft i'll just say that they needed a way to break falls and water is the consistent way to do that in video games
    13. Baking a cake with the crafting table - what we do with the crafting table results in enough force and heat to just bake stuff, and the furnace kinda just blasts things into the next century with heat.
    14. Glass not being insta-mineable with haste 2 - it's laminated glass
    15. Pillagers getting a mansion while villagers get a normal house - this actually has a really cool lore reason that I don't want to type out here but I believe there's a game theory or 2 on it
    16. Dripleaves don't fall when stuff like anvils are on them - blocks aren't entities
    17. Cobwebs taking longer to punch than trees - it's an entire cubic meter of SPIDER WEB. the stuff that has stronger tensile strength than steel
    18. We can "fly" up waterfalls - it's called swimming grian, the player is a gold medal winning olympic swimmer
    19. Sitting in a boat negates fall damage, while standing doesn't - it's the jumping in an elevator theory, if you're in the air upon impact you're taking the amount of fall damage you'd take if you were just jumping off, meanwhile being grounded, whatever's beneath you will absorb a lot of the impact
    20. Crops don't get trampled by anvils/sand, but they do by players - have you seen how much the player eats?
    21. Crouching on coals don't hurt - it's the careful foot placement which actually works irl! other commenters mentioned it and apparently the mythbusters did a thingy on it
    22. Cows don't run out of milk - yeah neither do i
    23. You can bounce off of slime vertically but not horizontally - it's like a spring, it only squishes one way
    24. Water in cauldrons kill while it otherwise doesn't - the cauldron's made of iron you're still falling on iron
    25. Endermen are fine with water cauldrons - the endermen only get hurt when there's a specific volume of water, like how we can ingest small amounts of poison but a lot of it is a no go
    26. Can't walk through a 2x1 gap where the bottom block is replaced with a gate - the player is like 1.8 blocks tall or something around there, and gates/fences are 1.5 blocks tall. so the gap in reality is 1.5 blocks
    27. Pots float but lanterns break when the block under them breaks - clay is strong man what can i say
    there. now they make sense, for the most part.

  • @janwithbanan
    @janwithbanan Год назад +1

    5:31 funny thing is, this used to be the case in the alpha version of the game, where you'd need 2 blocks of water to break your fall

  • @SgtNinjaXII
    @SgtNinjaXII 3 года назад +131

    Things that don't make sense in Minecraft:
    Grian: Enchants stone sword.

  • @dish7877
    @dish7877 3 года назад +348

    All Grian's shower thoughts caught him in one massive flood

    • @Iestynity
      @Iestynity 3 года назад +4

      He was in the shower one day and thought: "hmm, why am I not floating right now?"

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      @maulanaramadhan120 3 года назад

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    • @MeNotTadget
      @MeNotTadget 3 года назад

      @@maulanaramadhan120 SHUT UP

    • @TheInauspiciousOre
      @TheInauspiciousOre 3 года назад

      @@MeNotTadget it’s a bot

    • @MeNotTadget
      @MeNotTadget 3 года назад

      @@TheInauspiciousOre ik, I just wanna tell bots to shut up

  • @blane-pizzaking-crews6960
    @blane-pizzaking-crews6960 2 года назад +2

    In bedrock there is a small chance that a fish can grab onto your fishing rod, so a bucket isn't the only option, but it is definitely the better one

  • @Thor4Mayor
    @Thor4Mayor Год назад

    Grain: These are things that don’t make sense in the world of Minecraft.
    Also Grain: proceeds to say things that make sense in Minecraft.

  • @marangod2347
    @marangod2347 3 года назад +227

    I like to think that sneaking over the "hot coals" is just the player revverting to kindergarten and going "don't step on the cracks", thus avoiding said hot cracks

    • @dr.antonius8350
      @dr.antonius8350 3 года назад +10

      That's a really good way to justify this, Mojang should thank you for this explanation! 😁

    • @ooPRKoo
      @ooPRKoo 3 года назад +19

      The way it works in minecraft is the same as in real World. The "trick" Is to walk on ash covered ember not run, bc running will make you dig your feet inside shaking of the ash (which act as an isulation) exposing and covering more of you feet in the actual hot part of the coals.

    • @Hana.Behl-Lecter
      @Hana.Behl-Lecter 3 года назад +6

      @@ooPRKoo I think Mythbusters even demonstrated this! Super cool.

    • @baranorak4080
      @baranorak4080 3 года назад +1

      @@dr.antonius8350 mojang themselves explained it like that, they said "use frost walker or crouch to walk carefully"

    • @Shashu_the_little_Voidling
      @Shashu_the_little_Voidling 3 года назад

      That's how I've always seen it.

  • @cornynojohns
    @cornynojohns 3 года назад +169

    Grian: “Pillagers really need a WHOLE MANSION to themselves?!”
    Grian in hermit craft: *has a massive mansion to himself*

    • @krnomzulaft390
      @krnomzulaft390 3 года назад +8

      grian is a pillager confirmed

    • @BayernFan05
      @BayernFan05 3 года назад +8

      Grian: maybe I am a pillager

    • @lucasharvey8990
      @lucasharvey8990 3 года назад

      @@krnomzulaft390 Only Disney villains make songs about stealing things. Grian has a song about stealing doors. Disney villain confirmed!

    • @laoisecrossan5134
      @laoisecrossan5134 3 года назад

      grian is a pilleger

  • @Dank_Knight-gs8pl
    @Dank_Knight-gs8pl Год назад +6

    2:03 in bedrock it is in our head

  • @kathleenking9071
    @kathleenking9071 Год назад +1

    Another weird thing is that if you jump onto a slime block from high up, you take no damage. But, if you happen to be crouching, you die.

    • @pelahnar4
      @pelahnar4 2 месяца назад

      and I vividly remember my middle school gym teacher telling us to bend our knees when landing during our gymnastics unit...
      It's better to crouch when you land because it absorbs more energy. Keep your knees locked irl and you'll end up with broken knees

  • @7b22eeshandubey6
    @7b22eeshandubey6 3 года назад +511

    The fact that Ancient Debris can't melt in lava but melts in like 5 or 3 seconds in a blast furnace or furnace is also a bit STRANGE..

    • @MrMelonsz
      @MrMelonsz 3 года назад +7

      Underrated comment lmao. I didn’t even think about that!

    • @jay31wildcats19
      @jay31wildcats19 3 года назад +2

      Ya I agree

    • @ianchad7199
      @ianchad7199 3 года назад

      It’s just build different bud

    • @jay31wildcats19
      @jay31wildcats19 3 года назад

      @@ianchad7199 IM BUILT DIFFERENT

    • @chregig7967
      @chregig7967 3 года назад +1

      Even if said Furnace is powered by Lava

  • @luek
    @luek 3 года назад +422

    Real fans know Grian’s personal grudge with campfires not giving cooked chicken

    • @randomstuffishere5871
      @randomstuffishere5871 3 года назад +30

      Flaskbacks of hermitcraft big base swap intensifies

    • @blazethegamer_
      @blazethegamer_ 3 года назад +23

      Yup,Grian not being able to make the chicken farm in Zedaph's base caused him to share this.

    • @enzosteiger8054
      @enzosteiger8054 3 года назад +3

      Yeah

    • @cornerfluff
      @cornerfluff 3 года назад +2

      Indeed

    • @smartart6841
      @smartart6841 3 года назад +1

      Whats a "real fan" . Your making it sound like people who only like him and havent seen every video are fake fans and muuuuch worse. No. A fan is a fan.

  • @boxedcheese1
    @boxedcheese1 Год назад

    Grian:doesn't make sence
    Redstoners:let's sit down and talk about budding

  • @arnaldotirado2169
    @arnaldotirado2169 2 года назад

    Grian: Why does Minecraft need a score? There’s no goal!
    Ender Dragon: Am I a joke to you?

  • @toast5591
    @toast5591 3 года назад +271

    Netherite: I'm invincible
    That one prickly boi: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 3 года назад +154

    I think the theory for magma is that you're being careful and moving slowly, so instead of running across and accidentally stepping on the molten stuff, you're carefully moving across and making sure to only step on the cooler stones instead. Similar to how crouching stops you from falling

    • @pennyflyer1946
      @pennyflyer1946 3 года назад +29

      No actually it's the proper way to walk across hot coals. Mythbusters tested it and talked with people who are trained to walk on hot coals. When you run or walk too quickly you are putting more weight onto the coals and burning yourself faster with the hotter part of the coals if you break them open. Walking slowly and carefully is the proper way to do it

    • @sorrybjoke450
      @sorrybjoke450 Год назад

      ​@@pennyflyer1946 BRUH THE ROCKS LITERALLY KILL YOU, NOT THE MAGMA

  • @SlayingPotato
    @SlayingPotato 2 года назад

    Grian: *is on 3rd point*
    Also grian: *Already has mental breakdown*

  • @philipgelderblom6878
    @philipgelderblom6878 5 месяцев назад +1

    3:25 My theory is that enchantments are like runes that you carve into your tool that you can scrape off

  • @stcm
    @stcm 3 года назад +405

    Falling without a boat? Dead
    Falling in a boat? Okay
    Falling in a boat on fire? Glide down to safety

  • @Rudymc-du7or
    @Rudymc-du7or 3 года назад +341

    Grian: *Looks through a woodland mansion*
    Grian: There's a lot to unpack here, but let's just throw away the whole suitcase.

  • @MidnightCraft
    @MidnightCraft 8 месяцев назад +1

    Here are some other things that make no sense! Oak trees drop apples, irl they drop acorns, if you grow an azalea bush you don't get azalea wood, you get oak wood.

  • @xdoudahx
    @xdoudahx Год назад

    Grian : the endremans are happy to set in a cauldren full of water
    Endermans : yes , we are :)

  • @aleksander5823
    @aleksander5823 3 года назад +212

    Grian: „why pillagers need such a big house!?”
    Grain’s mansion in Hermicraft:

    • @gracethegoof71
      @gracethegoof71 3 года назад +5

      The bread has a mansion now???

    • @PolluxaC
      @PolluxaC 3 года назад +9

      To add insult to injury, he built a really big mansion that's mostly empty on the inside. At least the illagers have a valid reason (yes, having a whole room to keep a giant cat plushie is totally valid) xD

    • @AzyAzalea
      @AzyAzalea 3 года назад +4

      Who is this grain character?

    • @seriouslolos2675
      @seriouslolos2675 3 года назад +3

      This cracked me up!

    • @Arthur_Morgan_from_Ohio
      @Arthur_Morgan_from_Ohio 3 года назад

      COPY WHY DO YOU GET 60+ BY COPING

  • @raskorgaming5320
    @raskorgaming5320 3 года назад +275

    Grian: You can't get through it, whatever you do.
    **sad crouching noises**

    • @McPlayer8t
      @McPlayer8t 3 года назад +5

      That only works on Java and not bugrock.

    • @flexedkumquat
      @flexedkumquat 3 года назад +2

      How many subs can I get from copying a bot’s comment
      Expectations : None

    • @MattsMusic
      @MattsMusic 3 года назад +8

      @@flexedkumquat shut up

    • @jessiegamer355
      @jessiegamer355 3 года назад +1

      nope with the fence gate crouching doesnt even work

    • @raskorgaming5320
      @raskorgaming5320 3 года назад +1

      From playing for 4 years I never knew this

  • @xxzinks
    @xxzinks Месяц назад +1

    When you craft a brick block, it has cement, but there's no cement in the recipe

  • @Mgojudah
    @Mgojudah Год назад

    Grian: Im talking about the WORLD of minecraft, not real life
    Also grian: now imagine in real life...

  • @simonebordin6440
    @simonebordin6440 3 года назад +207

    i like how we skip over the fact that we can carry only 36 leather jackets but at the same time we can also carry a incredible weight of gold or stone like nothing changes

    • @goatgang6461
      @goatgang6461 3 года назад +1

      Wait, you can easily carry 36 leather jackets?

    • @WulfTyger
      @WulfTyger 3 года назад +4

      @@goatgang6461 37 if you count equipping one.

    • @ghad6799
      @ghad6799 3 года назад

      38 if you hold one in the off hand

    • @thelolfaceguy
      @thelolfaceguy 3 года назад +1

      Then theres the bundles with shulker boxes of leather armor

    • @magicmaster9769
      @magicmaster9769 3 года назад +2

      You guys are thinking small term, theoretically you can have up to 1,027 jackets when using shulker boxes

  • @TastyFrapp
    @TastyFrapp 3 года назад +187

    Don’t freak out, the netherite is just afraid of prickly bois.

    • @vulcan8724
      @vulcan8724 3 года назад +2

      nice amount of likes

    • @cobalt_carbon_potassium1478
      @cobalt_carbon_potassium1478 3 года назад

      @@vulcan8724 Don't see why 164 is such a great amount but whatever

    • @vulcan8724
      @vulcan8724 3 года назад +1

      @@cobalt_carbon_potassium1478 dam that got a lot of likes fast lol

  • @rogerxie955
    @rogerxie955 Год назад +1

    "What makes even less sense is the percent of people who watch my videos that arent subscribed" -Grian

  • @HiHi-eo8cr
    @HiHi-eo8cr Год назад +1

    For magma blocks, when crouching, you probably are "avoiding" the hot areas, which is probably the reasoning

  • @calisophie3635
    @calisophie3635 3 года назад +147

    "The relative strength of wheat" is a phrase I never thought I'd hear but I now cannot live without. XD

  • @bubbafett4943
    @bubbafett4943 3 года назад +62

    Walk into some sweet berry bushes, take damage. Walk into a bunch of rose bushes, nothing happens

  • @tamlynburleigh9267
    @tamlynburleigh9267 4 месяца назад

    Interesting and funny. I would love to see Minecraft Realistic some day. Including gravity, friction and other normal physics.

  • @ansarijuned1234
    @ansarijuned1234 2 месяца назад

    The thing that makes no sense in any platform of minecraft and is the literal backbone of this game is the fact that steve can punch trees and not get hurt.

  • @Haynocam
    @Haynocam 3 года назад +104

    “What do they need all this space for”
    Grians mansion: nervous sweating

  • @BBlocks
    @BBlocks 3 года назад +2922

    I never realized the thing with the lead, but I can't make it unseen now...

  • @Poofy_Gaming
    @Poofy_Gaming Год назад +1

    “WHY DO THEY NEED THIS MUCH SIZE” -Grian 2021

  • @Kat999xx
    @Kat999xx Год назад

    So that "score" when you die actually reflects the amount of experience you've collected in the game.

  • @mrchaos5328
    @mrchaos5328 3 года назад +271

    I think of Minecraft as the border between realism and abstract.

    • @christianjonahzapanta6954
      @christianjonahzapanta6954 3 года назад +2

      Anime, Cartoon and Game Logics

    • @driveasandwich6734
      @driveasandwich6734 3 года назад +2

      @@christianjonahzapanta6954 Cartoon Logic is usually just alternate physics.
      Game Logic is usually just game mechanics.

    • @christianjonahzapanta6954
      @christianjonahzapanta6954 3 года назад +1

      @@driveasandwich6734 yep i agree, and they are both mixed between with a random ratio of realism and abstract

  • @Hopitti
    @Hopitti 3 года назад +296

    Can we just talk about how you can fish pretty much ANYTHING from a SINGLE hole filled with water, Or the fact that water just suddenly appears in a stone wall out of nowhere and forms a waterfall

    • @BS-bd4xo
      @BS-bd4xo 3 года назад +2

      Second one is hilarious thanks

    • @dr.floridamanphd
      @dr.floridamanphd 3 года назад +4

      I caught some leather boots while fishing yesterday and then a tropical fish that I don’t think I can cook.

    • @zemrocku1287
      @zemrocku1287 3 года назад +1

      @@dr.floridamanphd Tropical Fish don’t even Normally Live in said Water Location

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 3 года назад +1

      Aquafers exist irl

    • @saynator
      @saynator 3 года назад +1

      YOu can't fisch any treasure in a 1x1.

  • @hyrulianhero9004
    @hyrulianhero9004 Год назад

    I just thought of a possible explanation for the walking on hot coals thing. There's a thing called fire walking, which is when a person walks across hot coals. I'm not sure how they do it off, but it's not just a trick. Maybe not getting hurt while walking on Magma blocks (Hot Coals) in Minecraft, can be seen as the same principle.

  • @thejaceman8298
    @thejaceman8298 2 года назад +5

    Definitely needs a part 2 video, I'd watch it w/ my friends and we'd definitely get a laugh

  • @cyeayttheratking9501
    @cyeayttheratking9501 3 года назад +261

    the lead is just one of those belts that hold leashes its fiiiiiine

    • @derekderek7033
      @derekderek7033 3 года назад +3

      Its not that you can milk cows infinitely, it is that all cows are milkabable. Even if you can breed 2 cows together, they both produce milk.. sus

    • @Hat_shaped
      @Hat_shaped 3 года назад +3

      Why did I read that in ZombieCleo's voice...

    • @kim_rhean9179
      @kim_rhean9179 3 года назад +1

      I read the it's fiiinnnee with Technoblade's voice 😂

    • @cybercritterowo
      @cybercritterowo 3 года назад

      @@derekderek7033 So one is probably milk.. and the other one is.. uh.
      Never thought of that before..

    • @derekderek7033
      @derekderek7033 3 года назад

      @@cybercritterowo ohh, the other one removes all potion.. effects.. hmm.

  • @masterpiece1817
    @masterpiece1817 3 года назад +79

    To explain shifting on Magma Blocks, it’s because you’re character is taking their time to not step on the glowing hot parts

    • @ev-sb
      @ev-sb 3 года назад +7

      *big brain intensifies*

    • @sunimetime9697
      @sunimetime9697 3 года назад +2

      Big brain

    • @komiks42
      @komiks42 3 года назад

      But the rest is hot too

    • @mistercookboom1899
      @mistercookboom1899 3 года назад

      Thank you! It frustrates me that he didn’t know that.

    • @Gravy215
      @Gravy215 3 года назад

      @@mistercookboom1899 poop

  • @WilDai-Sun
    @WilDai-Sun 2 месяца назад

    Grian walking on water like he's the second coming of Jesus

  • @violet13x
    @violet13x 2 года назад +1

    I know a way to mess with your friends in Minecraft! If your friend has a 2 height space door. Just add a fence under the door and put a carpet on top and then they cant get through lmao