Reality people have all sizes of living space including none in a building, games can mimic reality; or not. Us humans relate ideas that we want to go beyond our environment/social interaction/ideas, but in reality we often can not comprehend beyond what we have lived in reality.
i made my 1st minecraft video, its funny and you will like it, trust me, if u dont leave constructive criticism if u do like it subscribe because there more where that came from
@@akaNave I quite liked the video but as the person above me said, don’t use other people’s RUclips to advertise your own, just keep doing what your doing and you’ll be good
For the lead one, I think Mojang wanted it to look like it’s attatched to a belt or something so you can do something else just like in real life, hence the “going into the side of the player”
@dano4955 man, I was completely happy believing it was attached to my waist until you said that... If I attached my dogs leash to my head, I'd be dead 😂💀
7:45 Grain: “What do they need all this size for!?” Also Grain: builds two enormous mansions, builds a skyscraper while purchasing an equally as large skyscraper.
You just know that Grian's disappointment over the dying chicken on a campfire not dropping a cooked chicken was inspired by the farm he built for Zedaph
I feel like the water thing might be because, in earlier versions. Water wouldn’t save you, but if you swam in it for too long and touched the ground(even at 1 block deep), you would take fall damage, sometimes even enough to kill you due to the game thinking you were falling. They fixed this bug, by making water stop fall damage. They likely could change it now, but the public outcry would be insane
Clearly the Minecraft world only has thornless roses (which do exist in real life, but I'm not sure they exist in nature or if we created them through domestication)
actually the stonecutter one does kinda make sense. i do a little bit of stonework (faceting specifically), and the blades that are used to pre-form the stone before you start the rough cutting are a lot safer than blades that are meant to cut other materials. because they aren't serrated, they don't hurt if you touch them. the saw kinda works like a really narrow belt grinder. the diamond grit on the sawblade sands down a very thin (less than 3 millimeters ) section of the rock until it splits. so as long as you don't force your finger into the blade, it's pretty safe.
I was confused why the stonecutter didnt deal damage for a while. Then I realised that all of the villagers would die if there was something in the village that did damage on its own
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the exact reason why Mojang didn't make them deal damage. Although in taiga villages, there are campfires, but I guess villagers aren't attracted to campfires like they are to stone cutters.
They could have just programmed villagers to not want to walk on top of those blocks. Heck they could apply that to all workspace blocks. It never really made sense for them to climb up onto lecturns and whatnot. They already have certain mobs coded to not walk across certain types of blocks, wouldn't have been hard.
Here's another one. When you place a bucket of water, it spreads out and can create hundreds of blocks of water. It can go on forever! But when you pick up a tiny bit of that water, only one block, it all disappears.
i like how we skip over the fact that we can carry only 36 leather jackets but at the same time we can also carry a incredible weight of gold or stone like nothing changes
I'm sure lots of people have commented this but just in case, there's actually a cool thing with the quazi connectivity thing, where pistons only 'check' whether they are powered if you give them a block update, such as placing/destroying a block next to them. That means you can power them like you did at 1:26 and then break the redstone block and since it hasn't received a block update, it stays extended!
The crouching on Magma blocks makes sense to me, I think it is supposed to be as if you are carefully stepping on the rocks rather than the magma itself
Crouching is essentially tiptoeing in Minecraft. Tiptoeing around the warden, it can't hear you. Tiptoeing across hot magma, no damage because less of your foot is touching the block.
About the magna block, presumably the stones are not hot. Walking or running will have you step into the lava streams, but sneaking allows you to be careful and only step on the rocks.
Actually, I believe that the reason they used the grindstone to disenchant thing is their method of enchanting. I assume they’re based off the system where you inscribe symbols into the blade or tool and it’s imbued with magical properties. A way to take thee symbols off would be to grind the stone into nothing, thus nullifying the enchantments.
@@Harper_Batin for example, in Norse mythology/folktales, it was believed that inscribing/engraving certain runes/symbols onto your weaponry could imbue magical properties/blessings from the gods into them. Thus taking them to a grindstone, and grinding them off, would remove said properties.
But then why does the sword remain intact, i feel there should be damage, even if its miniscule to the item since rubbing off inscryption on say a slate will cause damage to the slates surface
I like to think that sneaking over the "hot coals" is just the player revverting to kindergarten and going "don't step on the cracks", thus avoiding said hot cracks
The way it works in minecraft is the same as in real World. The "trick" Is to walk on ash covered ember not run, bc running will make you dig your feet inside shaking of the ash (which act as an isulation) exposing and covering more of you feet in the actual hot part of the coals.
3:06 the lapis lazuli is consumed to add a layer of enchanting on top of the blade, stronger enchants require more lapis obviously (and more experience to even apply the enchantment, thats why only 3 levels are used but 30 are required (in the case of max enchanting)). Thats why it is easily scraped off using a grindstone. Edit: This is also what makes the tools and armor glow afterwards.
I think the theory for magma is that you're being careful and moving slowly, so instead of running across and accidentally stepping on the molten stuff, you're carefully moving across and making sure to only step on the cooler stones instead. Similar to how crouching stops you from falling
No actually it's the proper way to walk across hot coals. Mythbusters tested it and talked with people who are trained to walk on hot coals. When you run or walk too quickly you are putting more weight onto the coals and burning yourself faster with the hotter part of the coals if you break them open. Walking slowly and carefully is the proper way to do it
I remember back when you needed up to 3 blocks of water to break your fall depending on the height. I was so confused when that changed and I first saw people doing mlg water buckets from crazy heights lol
Can we just talk about how you can fish pretty much ANYTHING from a SINGLE hole filled with water, Or the fact that water just suddenly appears in a stone wall out of nowhere and forms a waterfall
The magma blocks one actually makes perfect sense. There was an entire mythbusters episode done on it. Having the proper foot placement is more important than the speed. One of them ran, the other one walked, one had burns converting the bottom of their feet, and the other was fine.
Yeah, but in Minecraft when you sneak your feet sink into the ground about 3 or 4 pixels. I'm pretty sure that dipping you feet in magma should do even more damage.
@@Erkle64 that would also be akin to walking on gravel and having it shift underneath you, in the long run it still makes sense because what matters is slow and deliberate
Grian: pillager houses are to big how needs that much space!? Also grian: **builds mountain, castles, futuristic skyscraper, and massive rocks floating in the sky**
I know this video is like 2.3 years old or whatever, but i was bored and i wanted to create logic for these, even if it's just pulling it out of my bum 1. Lava-proof bucket burning in lava - the inside is lava proof, the outside isn't (ignore the fact that lava's dripping out of it on the sprite) 2. Redstone powering a block away - the block drips powder onto the block below it 3. Cactus being better than lava at destroying the hardest substances - items are allergic to cacti 4. Leads not being in your hand - the leads are supposed to be attached to a belt, since you can still hold other items while the lead is attached 5. The saw doesn't deal damage - it's a paper saw 6. Anvil block doesn't float but the item does - what did you expect when you turn a block into something that's 1/10 the size? 7. Disenchant items by grinding it off - you engrave words into the item to enchant it, so you can grind down the item to destroy the words 8. Animals don't drop cooked food by dying on campfires - the fire isn't hot enough, which is why it takes a considerable amount of time to cook food on it 9. Score - it's your experience bar.... that's... that's it... 10. Carpets get destroyed by water, pressure plates don't - hey buddy it's wood 11. Fish entities don't get caught by a fishing rod, rather a bucket - the ones you see swimming around evolved to be more than just items, they're aware of the rod and actively avoid it 12. Water breaking your fall with a single block - okay for this one i want to point out that "you'd expect at least 2 blocks to break your fall" isn't real at all, since i believe water irl would make the fall worse than if you were to just land on the ground, but for the sake of minecraft i'll just say that they needed a way to break falls and water is the consistent way to do that in video games 13. Baking a cake with the crafting table - what we do with the crafting table results in enough force and heat to just bake stuff, and the furnace kinda just blasts things into the next century with heat. 14. Glass not being insta-mineable with haste 2 - it's laminated glass 15. Pillagers getting a mansion while villagers get a normal house - this actually has a really cool lore reason that I don't want to type out here but I believe there's a game theory or 2 on it 16. Dripleaves don't fall when stuff like anvils are on them - blocks aren't entities 17. Cobwebs taking longer to punch than trees - it's an entire cubic meter of SPIDER WEB. the stuff that has stronger tensile strength than steel 18. We can "fly" up waterfalls - it's called swimming grian, the player is a gold medal winning olympic swimmer 19. Sitting in a boat negates fall damage, while standing doesn't - it's the jumping in an elevator theory, if you're in the air upon impact you're taking the amount of fall damage you'd take if you were just jumping off, meanwhile being grounded, whatever's beneath you will absorb a lot of the impact 20. Crops don't get trampled by anvils/sand, but they do by players - have you seen how much the player eats? 21. Crouching on coals don't hurt - it's the careful foot placement which actually works irl! other commenters mentioned it and apparently the mythbusters did a thingy on it 22. Cows don't run out of milk - yeah neither do i 23. You can bounce off of slime vertically but not horizontally - it's like a spring, it only squishes one way 24. Water in cauldrons kill while it otherwise doesn't - the cauldron's made of iron you're still falling on iron 25. Endermen are fine with water cauldrons - the endermen only get hurt when there's a specific volume of water, like how we can ingest small amounts of poison but a lot of it is a no go 26. Can't walk through a 2x1 gap where the bottom block is replaced with a gate - the player is like 1.8 blocks tall or something around there, and gates/fences are 1.5 blocks tall. so the gap in reality is 1.5 blocks 27. Pots float but lanterns break when the block under them breaks - clay is strong man what can i say there. now they make sense, for the most part.
About the Stonecutter: Being that stonecutters are designed to cut stone, and not skin like most blades, it's actually fairly dull. So it wouldn't do much if you ran your hand across a stonecutter irl, either
Fun fact: The pillager gaving a mansion is actually accurate and essential for the lore, the pillagers are outcasts of villagers as they wanted to 'Test' things so they got a big mansion.
Here's a little Minecraft history: The score seen when you die dates back all the way to 2009 classic survival test. This very old series of versions had a more arcade-like gameplay, where you would gain score by killing the mobs that spawned randomly. The score didn't do anything, it was just a number. When you died, your total score would be shown, and your only options were to generate a new world or load an existing save (they were online saves back then). Score was removed in Indev. Also, did you know that only in survival test, creepers actually attacked you instead of exploding, and they only exploded when they died? Crazy stuff.
Ah, a fellow person of culture, I see! Also, items back then only dropped when a block was destroyed by an explosion, and _all_ of them dropped when a creeper exploded.
The fence has a hit box bigger than it is to keep you from jumping it. The reason the carpet trick works again is hitboxes but restricting yourself to a 1x2 space makes it so you can't move up and over it. Probably won't be "fixed" cause it's to much work to account every scenario
Just the fact that you can put anything together such as: raw fish, chestplate, cooked steak, dirt, slime balls, cobblestone, etc... Inside a single chest without any of them getting dirty or messy or any of that after picking it up is amazing.
Whats a "real fan" . Your making it sound like people who only like him and havent seen every video are fake fans and muuuuch worse. No. A fan is a fan.
"The score that shows up when you die is determined by the total amount of experience points you have obtained prior to death, including levels spent on enchanting or repairing." -Pixlriffs
To add insult to injury, he built a really big mansion that's mostly empty on the inside. At least the illagers have a valid reason (yes, having a whole room to keep a giant cat plushie is totally valid) xD
i made my 1st minecraft video, its funny and you will like it, trust me, if u dont leave constructive criticism if u do like it subscribe because there more where that came from
Exactly! From that high, water doesn't even help. You'll just die anyway. It'll feel the exact same, your bones will get crushed, and nothing will help you survive at that point. So why does Minecraft water work this way?
@@felixevers478 I think i know: Water was introduced very early in Minecrft and at that time, the world hight limit was very low (64 or 128 blocks) At that time highest hight you could jump is most probably 64 blocks or 64 meters(But who would scaffold 64 block just to drop in water) so At that time it kinda made sence, i do not know what happend after increased world hight throught
@@F1PW5 Yeah, that explains it! But still, it doesn't make much sense now that the world is so much higher... At least we know the development reason behind it though
10:38 the way you said this one reminded me of those promo trailers for how to train your dragon (the one's where Gobber is talking about some of the different types of dragons) and I love it
9:57 It's because that isn't actually hot coals. It's magma streams. When you crouch, you're being more carful and stepping around the streams of magma.
*People complaining about logic in java edition * Bedrock,at the corner of the hall,lighting a cigarrete with the eyes covered by a black hat: "Oh,those little,cute innocent childrens..."
Man I have only played minectaft on the switch or Xbox. I have this super high end pc. But my dad won't let me use the internet. Even if I offered to split the bill with him. :( (the internet sucks where I live and we only have one internet provider [gci] ) and they charge you out the a$$ for data usage.
The thing about walking on coals was actually on an episode of myth busters! It's actually worse to walk fast on coals because the ash around the coal actually insulates the hotter inside and as long as you don't break the coal open you won't get burned by the heat! So if you run and break open the coals you'll get burnt!
@@Aprianex without getting I to it too much drop an item on the ground and it floats, which means it would weigh nothing and takes no effort at all to lift
9:51 Actually, the reason for that is because it's supposed to be like you're stepping carefully on the rocks so you're feet don't touch the lava (though... in real life it probably still would hurt).
@@S己G most people (irl) have carpets that are attached to the floor. Putting almost 1 meter cubed of water on/around would definitely ruin the carpet It's the whole reason why people don't understand why some people have their bathroom carpeted
Let’s all appreciate the fact that trapdoors take the same amount of wood as doors, but are tinier, AND give only 2 when you craft, when a door is much larger, takes the same amount of wood and gives more. Insane amount of thought put into that one mojang
Grian: these things make no sense
*cut to bedrock edition where you can die just... because*
Well sometimes you’ve just displeased the gods in some arbitrary way
Skip The Tutorial out here commenting on Grian's video. Interesting...
hi lol
Solid videos my guy
hello I have been watching your vids for a while
“It doesn’t make sense how all of these pillagers can live in a huge mansion!”
*Grian casually living in a massive mansion alone*
speaking of the mansion it doesn't make sense how from certain angles it appears to be floating
@@mattb7517 😂😂
Reality people have all sizes of living space including none in a building, games can mimic reality; or not. Us humans relate ideas that we want to go beyond our environment/social interaction/ideas, but in reality we often can not comprehend beyond what we have lived in reality.
lol
@@mattb7517 lmao
Eating when walking: woah now, gotta slow down. Eating when climbing a ladder with a shield in your off-hand: No problemo.
Lmao. XD
i made my 1st minecraft video, its funny and you will like it, trust me, if u dont leave constructive criticism if u do like it subscribe because there more where that came from
@@akaNave literally no one cares when they check the replies of this comment, someone else’s vid is not your advert space
@@akaNave I quite liked the video but as the person above me said, don’t use other people’s RUclips to advertise your own, just keep doing what your doing and you’ll be good
I feel like this goes along with having to slow down to eat food on a boat in Minecraft as well....
For the lead one, I think Mojang wanted it to look like it’s attatched to a belt or something so you can do something else just like in real life, hence the “going into the side of the player”
nah its cuz its in ur pocket cuz ur pocket is ur inventory
@dano4955 man, I was completely happy believing it was attached to my waist until you said that... If I attached my dogs leash to my head, I'd be dead 😂💀
I think It is just cause animating it to be in a moving hand is annoying
7:45 Grain: “What do they need all this size for!?”
Also Grain: builds two enormous mansions, builds a skyscraper while purchasing an equally as large skyscraper.
You know what else doesn’t make sense?
Who this GRAIN character is!
Also the barge
Who in the world in Grain?
Griannn ITS GRIAN
@@ZachManSM Grain is Grian's Merch/Bread which he showed in one of the episodes of Hermitcraft LOL
Grian:So much space for such a little thing
Grian's mansion: ...
He doesnt live alone. He has the villagers for trades
Hey, you gotta make space for those diamond chandeliers
@@HamsterDans72 neither do the Pillagers
True
I was literally about to post this myself, but i saw u already commented on it.
Grian-"an absolutely enormous house for such a tiny thing"
Also Grian- live in a giant mansion
True
which he never built the back of
This sounds like something Scar would say to Bdubs lol
True
@F_СК МЕ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE
yes, you are so right
and to note, if you throw an item, youre shrinking it *atomically* which means if you have something heavy enough, you can create a black hole
lol
One thing that doesn’t make sense to me is that if you use looting on a chicken, it will give you more than one of the chickens body
Wait...
yeah it just duplicates it’s self when it dies🤨😂
Lol
MY MIND JUST EXPLODED🤯
whyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I never realized the thing with the lead, but I can't make it unseen now...
Oh My GoD fIrSt WoW
Holy man BBlocks is that you?!? Love your content!
Yes
Apparently, I know you.
E
You just know that Grian's disappointment over the dying chicken on a campfire not dropping a cooked chicken was inspired by the farm he built for Zedaph
I was thinking that too
LOL Yep
yeh
Definitely
Thought so.
I feel like the water thing might be because, in earlier versions. Water wouldn’t save you, but if you swam in it for too long and touched the ground(even at 1 block deep), you would take fall damage, sometimes even enough to kill you due to the game thinking you were falling. They fixed this bug, by making water stop fall damage. They likely could change it now, but the public outcry would be insane
"And look at the pillager's house! Look at the size for such a tiny thing to live in!"
Grian's mansion:
LOL I didn't even think of this!🤣
I was looking to see if someone said it...
At least the back of the illagers actually exists
@Maple'D nope, its for the other illagers (evokers, vindicators, vexes)
@Maple'D its is a pilliger house or mansion
"We need to talk about the strength of Wheat"
We know Grain, you are strong.
🤣
thats soo funny. nice one
This needs more likes 😆
This is hilarious
*Grain*
Me: *walks through berry bush* Ow, that hurts.
Also me: *walks through rose bush* Ahh, the flowers smell nice.
Clearly the Minecraft world only has thornless roses (which do exist in real life, but I'm not sure they exist in nature or if we created them through domestication)
@@killerbee.13 GMOs in Minecraft confirmed
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amogus 😩
@@dababycar3304 dababy car
actually the stonecutter one does kinda make sense. i do a little bit of stonework (faceting specifically), and the blades that are used to pre-form the stone before you start the rough cutting are a lot safer than blades that are meant to cut other materials. because they aren't serrated, they don't hurt if you touch them. the saw kinda works like a really narrow belt grinder. the diamond grit on the sawblade sands down a very thin (less than 3 millimeters ) section of the rock until it splits. so as long as you don't force your finger into the blade, it's pretty safe.
You can smelt ancient debris but it doesn’t get burnt in lava. Sense has been achieved
tbf, you can get higher tempatures is smelters than lava.
Ancient Debris can get burned in lava and it doesn't make sense but when you throw a netherite tools or armor it wouldn't
So true
A furnace can be hotter than lava.
@@butao5761 is that on bedrock? Coz im pretty sure it just floats in lava.
At least the pillagers finished the back of their ridiculously large mansion. 🙃
Oh that's a burn
*applause*
Boom! Roasted
I wanted Medium rare not burnt
That’s cold
I was confused why the stonecutter didnt deal damage for a while. Then I realised that all of the villagers would die if there was something in the village that did damage on its own
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the exact reason why Mojang didn't make them deal damage.
Although in taiga villages, there are campfires, but I guess villagers aren't attracted to campfires like they are to stone cutters.
@@brickbot2.038 All of the Taiga Villagers end up getting stuck in those trapdoor box things anyways.
They could have just programmed villagers to not want to walk on top of those blocks. Heck they could apply that to all workspace blocks. It never really made sense for them to climb up onto lecturns and whatnot. They already have certain mobs coded to not walk across certain types of blocks, wouldn't have been hard.
There are berry bushes, though. They do damage.
@@ctom42 all villagers walk on their work block when they get their job it would be weird if masons didn't
Here's another one.
When you place a bucket of water, it spreads out and can create hundreds of blocks of water. It can go on forever! But when you pick up a tiny bit of that water, only one block, it all disappears.
well, height limit exists so "forever" is wrong
Water weirdness has always been an issue since the beginning. Try playing pre-classic where water filled up every hole it could find.
“Redstone, it just doesn’t make any sense”
*Mumbo has entered the discord chat*
"It's quite simple actually"
A few seconds of realising the question...
And he starts asking questions himself
@@ShevkoMore Don’t forget “It’s pants”
"Mumbo just joined. Let's hope they bought pizza!"
I’ll get the popcorn if someone else gets the drinks 😂
@@ShevkoMore
Remembers the question "Why cobble here?"
🤔😐
i like how we skip over the fact that we can carry only 36 leather jackets but at the same time we can also carry a incredible weight of gold or stone like nothing changes
Wait, you can easily carry 36 leather jackets?
@@goatgang6461 37 if you count equipping one.
38 if you hold one in the off hand
Then theres the bundles with shulker boxes of leather armor
You guys are thinking small term, theoretically you can have up to 1,027 jackets when using shulker boxes
“If a chicken dies, on a literal campfire...”
*flashbacks to zedaphs chicken farm intensify*
That's probably why he put it there...
@@memelyshorts643 ok then
@@memelyshorts643 ok then
@@memelyshorts643 ok then
@@memelyshorts643 *ok then*
I'm sure lots of people have commented this but just in case, there's actually a cool thing with the quazi connectivity thing, where pistons only 'check' whether they are powered if you give them a block update, such as placing/destroying a block next to them. That means you can power them like you did at 1:26 and then break the redstone block and since it hasn't received a block update, it stays extended!
A small bottle of honey: restores 3 hunger bars
A big chug of milk: restores zero hunger bars
It makes up for the nasty sound of drinking honey
@@memelyshorts643 it sucks
@@memelyshorts643 your right, it does
Grian: If I missed anything, tell me in the comments.
Me: MineCraft in general :P
@@memelyshorts643 okay
Yall are thinking about this while steve can handle not sleeping for an infinite amount of nights like bruh
Y’all thinking about that while Steve can live for an infinite amount of time like bruh
@@garrettmelvin2257 lol imagine they added Alzheimer’s to minecraft.
That would be terrifying now that I think about it
@@garrettmelvin2257 Steve died of Dysentery
U people get to sleep? Bruh its 2am rn too
Theory : phantoms are Steve's hallucinations from not sleeping
The crouching on Magma blocks makes sense to me, I think it is supposed to be as if you are carefully stepping on the rocks rather than the magma itself
isn’t the rock pieces hot or something?
Crouching is essentially tiptoeing in Minecraft. Tiptoeing around the warden, it can't hear you. Tiptoeing across hot magma, no damage because less of your foot is touching the block.
Yeah,makes sense
@@fancyhorse8821 hmm!
Do you know that makes sense
About the magna block, presumably the stones are not hot. Walking or running will have you step into the lava streams, but sneaking allows you to be careful and only step on the rocks.
Actually, I believe that the reason they used the grindstone to disenchant thing is their method of enchanting. I assume they’re based off the system where you inscribe symbols into the blade or tool and it’s imbued with magical properties. A way to take thee symbols off would be to grind the stone into nothing, thus nullifying the enchantments.
makes a lot of sense
I have no clue what you just said
@@Harper_Batin for example, in Norse mythology/folktales, it was believed that inscribing/engraving certain runes/symbols onto your weaponry could imbue magical properties/blessings from the gods into them. Thus taking them to a grindstone, and grinding them off, would remove said properties.
But then why does the sword remain intact, i feel there should be damage, even if its miniscule to the item since rubbing off inscryption on say a slate will cause damage to the slates surface
like sandpaper?
He didn’t even mention the fact that when you make a cake it’s decorated without even having to add anything extra
You don't cook bread either lol
The icing is At least fair enough, with three buckets of milk on top
Hi
what happens to the bucket after you make the cake???
@@geometrywarrior4882 you just get the bucket back. 6:03
"And I'll see you in the *next episode* "
He has recorded far too much hermitcraft I see
Or there are too much things in minecraft that doesen't make sense and he wants to do more episodes 😂
Hi glow squid im big fan lol
There's also the fact that gravel and lanterns, which are both non floaty blocks, if placed correctly together can float.
Netherite doesn't gets destroyed in lava, BUT the same netherite kept in shulker box gets destroyed by lava/fire
no more in 1.17
@@OVOOLIFE rlly?
@@Kyp0s yes
That's changing in 1.17 though
You can throw a bucket of lava into a disappearing lava flow and it burns the bucket full of lava to nothing
I like to think that sneaking over the "hot coals" is just the player revverting to kindergarten and going "don't step on the cracks", thus avoiding said hot cracks
That's a really good way to justify this, Mojang should thank you for this explanation! 😁
The way it works in minecraft is the same as in real World. The "trick" Is to walk on ash covered ember not run, bc running will make you dig your feet inside shaking of the ash (which act as an isulation) exposing and covering more of you feet in the actual hot part of the coals.
@@ooPRKoo I think Mythbusters even demonstrated this! Super cool.
@@dr.antonius8350 mojang themselves explained it like that, they said "use frost walker or crouch to walk carefully"
That's how I've always seen it.
"you can milk cows infinitely" well that, and the fact that minecraft buckets have been worked out to hold 800+ litres
@F_СК МЕ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE Thanks a million for your insight. "🏝 🏝", wow! Couldn't have put it better myself.
Jesus Christ now the robots are on grians channel, why are they everywhere
A cake with 2400+ liters of milk?
**SEEMS LEGIT**
Idk why you would say 800+ since it's actually exactly 1000 litres
@@Leyfindrake It isn’t exactly 1000 litres as that would be a full block and (the top layer of) water doesn’t fill the full block
Well actually, I'm pretty sure that pillager houses are so big because all of them live in one house.
All Grian's shower thoughts caught him in one massive flood
He was in the shower one day and thought: "hmm, why am I not floating right now?"
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說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木
來調味食物煮的時候
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@@maulanaramadhan120 SHUT UP
@@tatos529 it’s a bot
@@TheInauspiciousOre ik, I just wanna tell bots to shut up
Falling without a boat? Dead
Falling in a boat? Okay
Falling in a boat on fire? Glide down to safety
B o a t
@@gungdum45 *B O E T*
Falling on a boat for 49 blocks? Dead
*B O T A M*
*B E A T*
Grian complaining about pillagers having a whole mansion me just thinking about hermitcraft season 7
lol
ep 1 complete 3 × 3 Base done!
he doesn't have a whole mansion. he's still missing the back
welp grian is a pillager i guess
3:06 the lapis lazuli is consumed to add a layer of enchanting on top of the blade, stronger enchants require more lapis obviously (and more experience to even apply the enchantment, thats why only 3 levels are used but 30 are required (in the case of max enchanting)). Thats why it is easily scraped off using a grindstone.
Edit: This is also what makes the tools and armor glow afterwards.
That's a really cool way to interpret it, definitely how I will perceive enchantments from now on
that... makes sense, actually. maybe it's even inlaid onto the items in like, carved runes, a little like norse magik.
"This is the most aggressive block in the game!"
Iskall: *Looks at diorite.
u mean bird poop?
Iskal has joined chat
Mojang: adds acid to the game bc lava no longer can destroy everything.
I think the theory for magma is that you're being careful and moving slowly, so instead of running across and accidentally stepping on the molten stuff, you're carefully moving across and making sure to only step on the cooler stones instead. Similar to how crouching stops you from falling
No actually it's the proper way to walk across hot coals. Mythbusters tested it and talked with people who are trained to walk on hot coals. When you run or walk too quickly you are putting more weight onto the coals and burning yourself faster with the hotter part of the coals if you break them open. Walking slowly and carefully is the proper way to do it
@@pennyflyer1946 BRUH THE ROCKS LITERALLY KILL YOU, NOT THE MAGMA
“We need to talk about the relative strength of wheat”
Grain, 2021
*Green
Who’s this Grain character?! 🤣
g r a i n
i see 69 likes, cant like. someone else will ruin
Just saying, the game is telling you to look after yourself, bc you weigh more than a stack of anvils.
I remember back when you needed up to 3 blocks of water to break your fall depending on the height. I was so confused when that changed and I first saw people doing mlg water buckets from crazy heights lol
Can we just talk about how you can fish pretty much ANYTHING from a SINGLE hole filled with water, Or the fact that water just suddenly appears in a stone wall out of nowhere and forms a waterfall
Second one is hilarious thanks
I caught some leather boots while fishing yesterday and then a tropical fish that I don’t think I can cook.
@@dr.floridamanphd Tropical Fish don’t even Normally Live in said Water Location
Aquafers exist irl
YOu can't fisch any treasure in a 1x1.
The magma blocks one actually makes perfect sense. There was an entire mythbusters episode done on it. Having the proper foot placement is more important than the speed. One of them ran, the other one walked, one had burns converting the bottom of their feet, and the other was fine.
What episode and season was it?
Logic
Yeah, but in Minecraft when you sneak your feet sink into the ground about 3 or 4 pixels. I'm pretty sure that dipping you feet in magma should do even more damage.
@@Erkle64 that would also be akin to walking on gravel and having it shift underneath you, in the long run it still makes sense because what matters is slow and deliberate
@Thomas Philiph Alain Gregorio yeah but in the game they are called magma blocks
The enchanting actually makes sense. Anvils, you hammer it into the item. Scrape it off with a grindstone
He's talking about the enchantment table, not the anvil.
... where did the book go?
@@anawesomepet It wore off because of all the vigorous rubbing ( thats what she said )
@@Akabi_ the Lapis is the magic dust and you scrape it off in the grindstone
true, but he said "with an encanchanting table, and knowlage.", not with an anvil and a hammer
Grian: pillager houses are to big how needs that much space!?
Also grian: **builds mountain, castles, futuristic skyscraper, and massive rocks floating in the sky**
Netherite: I'm invincible
That one prickly boi: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career
Lol
😂lmao
lmao
Watch the vidio in 2x speed
Carpet:decorative
Pressure plate:does red stone
This is literally Grian and Mumbo
With the Premmise being Grian's easily taken out and Mumbo's just ignored?
I think you mean Carpet and Pressure Plate, who are these Grians and Mumbos?
@@Natural_Power I think the premise is grian builds and mumbo does redefine but that’s just me
Things that don't make sense in Minecraft:
Grian: Enchants stone sword.
That's what I thought lol
I know this video is like 2.3 years old or whatever, but i was bored and i wanted to create logic for these, even if it's just pulling it out of my bum
1. Lava-proof bucket burning in lava - the inside is lava proof, the outside isn't (ignore the fact that lava's dripping out of it on the sprite)
2. Redstone powering a block away - the block drips powder onto the block below it
3. Cactus being better than lava at destroying the hardest substances - items are allergic to cacti
4. Leads not being in your hand - the leads are supposed to be attached to a belt, since you can still hold other items while the lead is attached
5. The saw doesn't deal damage - it's a paper saw
6. Anvil block doesn't float but the item does - what did you expect when you turn a block into something that's 1/10 the size?
7. Disenchant items by grinding it off - you engrave words into the item to enchant it, so you can grind down the item to destroy the words
8. Animals don't drop cooked food by dying on campfires - the fire isn't hot enough, which is why it takes a considerable amount of time to cook food on it
9. Score - it's your experience bar.... that's... that's it...
10. Carpets get destroyed by water, pressure plates don't - hey buddy it's wood
11. Fish entities don't get caught by a fishing rod, rather a bucket - the ones you see swimming around evolved to be more than just items, they're aware of the rod and actively avoid it
12. Water breaking your fall with a single block - okay for this one i want to point out that "you'd expect at least 2 blocks to break your fall" isn't real at all, since i believe water irl would make the fall worse than if you were to just land on the ground, but for the sake of minecraft i'll just say that they needed a way to break falls and water is the consistent way to do that in video games
13. Baking a cake with the crafting table - what we do with the crafting table results in enough force and heat to just bake stuff, and the furnace kinda just blasts things into the next century with heat.
14. Glass not being insta-mineable with haste 2 - it's laminated glass
15. Pillagers getting a mansion while villagers get a normal house - this actually has a really cool lore reason that I don't want to type out here but I believe there's a game theory or 2 on it
16. Dripleaves don't fall when stuff like anvils are on them - blocks aren't entities
17. Cobwebs taking longer to punch than trees - it's an entire cubic meter of SPIDER WEB. the stuff that has stronger tensile strength than steel
18. We can "fly" up waterfalls - it's called swimming grian, the player is a gold medal winning olympic swimmer
19. Sitting in a boat negates fall damage, while standing doesn't - it's the jumping in an elevator theory, if you're in the air upon impact you're taking the amount of fall damage you'd take if you were just jumping off, meanwhile being grounded, whatever's beneath you will absorb a lot of the impact
20. Crops don't get trampled by anvils/sand, but they do by players - have you seen how much the player eats?
21. Crouching on coals don't hurt - it's the careful foot placement which actually works irl! other commenters mentioned it and apparently the mythbusters did a thingy on it
22. Cows don't run out of milk - yeah neither do i
23. You can bounce off of slime vertically but not horizontally - it's like a spring, it only squishes one way
24. Water in cauldrons kill while it otherwise doesn't - the cauldron's made of iron you're still falling on iron
25. Endermen are fine with water cauldrons - the endermen only get hurt when there's a specific volume of water, like how we can ingest small amounts of poison but a lot of it is a no go
26. Can't walk through a 2x1 gap where the bottom block is replaced with a gate - the player is like 1.8 blocks tall or something around there, and gates/fences are 1.5 blocks tall. so the gap in reality is 1.5 blocks
27. Pots float but lanterns break when the block under them breaks - clay is strong man what can i say
there. now they make sense, for the most part.
Grian: *Looks through a woodland mansion*
Grian: There's a lot to unpack here, but let's just throw away the whole suitcase.
??
@@Someone-ig7we how do u not get it
I don’t get it either
@@razor10reciever16 please explain
Unpack, Suitcase. Unpack the suitcase. A lot to unpack, why not throw the entire thing away.
Your score is the amount of experience points you’ve had since your last death, to rub the pain of loosing 70 levels in your face even more :’D
How many subs can I get from copying a bot’s comment
Expectations : None
@@flexedkumquat can you not
No one:
Iskall85: WHY IS MY SCORE ZERO???!
How did he score 876 in creative mod
THAT'S WHAT IT IS???
Grian: You can't get through it, whatever you do.
**sad crouching noises**
That only works on Java and not bugrock.
How many subs can I get from copying a bot’s comment
Expectations : None
@@flexedkumquat shut up
nope with the fence gate crouching doesnt even work
From playing for 4 years I never knew this
About the Stonecutter:
Being that stonecutters are designed to cut stone, and not skin like most blades, it's actually fairly dull. So it wouldn't do much if you ran your hand across a stonecutter irl, either
it would still hurt you pretty badly...
tf?
@@doodlecaboodle9298 no the saw is only meant for stone so like bacon would not get sliced and it would not hurt much
Fun fact: The pillager gaving a mansion is actually accurate and essential for the lore, the pillagers are outcasts of villagers as they wanted to 'Test' things so they got a big mansion.
Wow Matt pat be really tickling your feathers
300th like
Also, why do they need the mansions for chicken statues of wool?
@@impressivesmirk301th 👍
@@Chicken_nuggets335 385th
Ancient debris. Doesnt smelt by lava, but EASILY gets smelted by a furnace.
Including a furnace heated by lava
Also Cactuses
It also die bc cactus
Yes, confuseon! Lol
Quite possible actually. Coke ovens get hotter than lava.
I think of Minecraft as the border between realism and abstract.
Anime, Cartoon and Game Logics
@@SushiCat0316 Cartoon Logic is usually just alternate physics.
Game Logic is usually just game mechanics.
@@driveasandwich6734 yep i agree, and they are both mixed between with a random ratio of realism and abstract
Here's a little Minecraft history:
The score seen when you die dates back all the way to 2009 classic survival test. This very old series of versions had a more arcade-like gameplay, where you would gain score by killing the mobs that spawned randomly. The score didn't do anything, it was just a number. When you died, your total score would be shown, and your only options were to generate a new world or load an existing save (they were online saves back then). Score was removed in Indev.
Also, did you know that only in survival test, creepers actually attacked you instead of exploding, and they only exploded when they died? Crazy stuff.
Ah, a fellow person of culture, I see!
Also, items back then only dropped when a block was destroyed by an explosion, and _all_ of them dropped when a creeper exploded.
Imagine falling off a building then pulling out a water bottle then splashing it on the ground and walking away
well falling into water and not dying doesn't make sense either soo..
And walk away casually
Honestly that'd be pretty badass
If the water is calm and flat that isn’t going to help you at all but if it is stormy and there are lots of waves it could break you fall
Seems logical
“An absolutely enormous house for such a tiny thing” Grian casually living in a giant mansion alone even tho he’s the same size as the pillagers
So true
So true
sot true
Sot true
SO TRUE
If you ever feel forgotten, just remember that the tree from the start of the video is still floating in the air
This is make no se
The fence has a hit box bigger than it is to keep you from jumping it. The reason the carpet trick works again is hitboxes but restricting yourself to a 1x2 space makes it so you can't move up and over it. Probably won't be "fixed" cause it's to much work to account every scenario
Can we all admire the fact that you can punch a bed with your hand in seconds then pick it up
If only I could do that when moving house
Just the fact that you can put anything together such as: raw fish, chestplate, cooked steak, dirt, slime balls, cobblestone, etc... Inside a single chest without any of them getting dirty or messy or any of that after picking it up is amazing.
Wool: burns to fire
Wood: burns to fire
Wool on wood: invincible
@@mersadxgaming1516 UwU
LOL I thought the same thing!
Real fans know Grian’s personal grudge with campfires not giving cooked chicken
Flaskbacks of hermitcraft big base swap intensifies
Yup,Grian not being able to make the chicken farm in Zedaph's base caused him to share this.
Yeah
Indeed
Whats a "real fan" . Your making it sound like people who only like him and havent seen every video are fake fans and muuuuch worse. No. A fan is a fan.
"The score that shows up when you die is determined by the total amount of experience points you have obtained prior to death, including levels spent on enchanting or repairing."
-Pixlriffs
I thought it was also effected by how long you were alive
Helpful. I was confused by it since I started to play MC on my mom's phone.
I would write that too
WAIIIT how did this get 143 likes what
@@marketablecoleslaw when. I read this it was 141
A cauldron can save your fall, you’ll need to be super precise with the landing!
The fact that bees are bigger than parrots or chickens
Exactly
Spiders are too and no one complained minecraft just has large insects
@@williamwester223 yeah it makes spiders 10x scarier
Ikr
Spiders... Just spiders
Grian: „why pillagers need such a big house!?”
Grain’s mansion in Hermicraft:
The bread has a mansion now???
To add insult to injury, he built a really big mansion that's mostly empty on the inside. At least the illagers have a valid reason (yes, having a whole room to keep a giant cat plushie is totally valid) xD
Who is this grain character?
This cracked me up!
COPY WHY DO YOU GET 60+ BY COPING
Alternate title: Grian having a mental breakdown because of blocks for 11 minutes
I love how he thinks that 2 metres of water would break your irl fall from 4000 ft.
Brilliant XD
Yes yes
fact
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At 5:45 the cake, yes. From my 1,5 years of playing Minecraft, I still have no clue where the strawberrys on top of the cake comes from.
The red part of the chicken
the lead is just one of those belts that hold leashes its fiiiiiine
Its not that you can milk cows infinitely, it is that all cows are milkabable. Even if you can breed 2 cows together, they both produce milk.. sus
Why did I read that in ZombieCleo's voice...
I read the it's fiiinnnee with Technoblade's voice 😂
@@derekderek7033 So one is probably milk.. and the other one is.. uh.
Never thought of that before..
@@cybercritterowo ohh, the other one removes all potion.. effects.. hmm.
"The relative strength of wheat" is a phrase I never thought I'd hear but I now cannot live without. XD
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The fact that Ancient Debris can't melt in lava but melts in like 5 or 3 seconds in a blast furnace or furnace is also a bit STRANGE..
Underrated comment lmao. I didn’t even think about that!
Ya I agree
It’s just build different bud
@@ianchad7199 IM BUILT DIFFERENT
Even if said Furnace is powered by Lava
10:56 the quick mention of a return of dom is great
Grian: “Pillagers really need a WHOLE MANSION to themselves?!”
Grian in hermit craft: *has a massive mansion to himself*
grian is a pillager confirmed
Grian: maybe I am a pillager
@@krnomzulaft390 Only Disney villains make songs about stealing things. Grian has a song about stealing doors. Disney villain confirmed!
grian is a pilleger
“You’d expect 2 blocks of water to break your fall.”
Even worse, the surface tension will make it feel like landing on a rock...
From a plane it could even be literal concrete
Or worse
Exactly! From that high, water doesn't even help. You'll just die anyway. It'll feel the exact same, your bones will get crushed, and nothing will help you survive at that point. So why does Minecraft water work this way?
@@felixevers478 I think i know:
Water was introduced very early in Minecrft and at that time, the world hight limit was very low (64 or 128 blocks)
At that time highest hight you could jump is most probably 64 blocks or 64 meters(But who would scaffold 64 block just to drop in water) so At that time it kinda made sence, i do not know what happend after increased world hight throught
@@F1PW5 Yeah, that explains it! But still, it doesn't make much sense now that the world is so much higher... At least we know the development reason behind it though
"what do they need all this space for?" *Builds huge mansion in HermitCraft*
For 1 person!?
10:38 the way you said this one reminded me of those promo trailers for how to train your dragon (the one's where Gobber is talking about some of the different types of dragons) and I love it
You can't jump over a fence
but you CAN jump over a fence that has carpet on it-
Isn't that bc a fence is shorter than a normal block? Wait that actually doesn't make sense right?
@@0homes r/ihadastroke
@@0homes Sir are you okay????
@@0homes What did I just read??
@@0homes r/ihadastroke
“What do they need all this space for”
Grians mansion: nervous sweating
Don’t freak out, the netherite is just afraid of prickly bois.
nice amount of likes
@@vulcan8724 Don't see why 164 is such a great amount but whatever
@@IBeDanz dam that got a lot of likes fast lol
I just saw this, but Grian hates floating trees so much, that between the cuts in the intro, he actually replaced the log he broke
To explain shifting on Magma Blocks, it’s because you’re character is taking their time to not step on the glowing hot parts
*big brain intensifies*
Big brain
But the rest is hot too
Thank you! It frustrates me that he didn’t know that.
@@mistercookboom1899 poop
9:57 It's because that isn't actually hot coals. It's magma streams. When you crouch, you're being more carful and stepping around the streams of magma.
I aggre
Good point
dat's shmart
Yes very carful, very 🚗ful
he did it for the video.
Something that doesn't make sense: living in a house with no wall at the back
Ahem! Shhhhhhhh
lets see how far he goes the the back of the mansion
Grian : Why do they need such a huge MANSION!?
Also Grian in hermitcraft s7 : And the mansion is complete
*People complaining about logic in java edition *
Bedrock,at the corner of the hall,lighting a cigarrete with the eyes covered by a black hat:
"Oh,those little,cute innocent childrens..."
Bedrock doesn't have quasi connectivity!!!!!
so when I play java/old console and see one of my pistons activated for no reason. lose my mind for hours figuring out how this happened.
@@appleducky5234 in bedrock, you can place a block underneath a block ur standing on
@@appleducky5234 in bedrock, you can catch fire from lava even when you’re not touching it
Man I have only played minectaft on the switch or Xbox. I have this super high end pc. But my dad won't let me use the internet. Even if I offered to split the bill with him. :( (the internet sucks where I live and we only have one internet provider [gci] ) and they charge you out the a$$ for data usage.
The thing about walking on coals was actually on an episode of myth busters! It's actually worse to walk fast on coals because the ash around the coal actually insulates the hotter inside and as long as you don't break the coal open you won't get burned by the heat! So if you run and break open the coals you'll get burnt!
Steve’s raw strength has enough power to make the rest of the world not make sense.
no no, he has a point
I have a theory that Steve isn't that strong
@@Aprianex without getting I to it too much drop an item on the ground and it floats, which means it would weigh nothing and takes no effort at all to lift
9:51 Actually, the reason for that is because it's supposed to be like you're stepping carefully on the rocks so you're feet don't touch the lava (though... in real life it probably still would hurt).
"Carpets get destroyed by water"
Sounds realistic to me, tbh.
Well... They do get washed away.... But they don't break into many peaces.
@@S己G most people (irl) have carpets that are attached to the floor. Putting almost 1 meter cubed of water on/around would definitely ruin the carpet
It's the whole reason why people don't understand why some people have their bathroom carpeted
Guys uhhh it won’t break in bedrock edition
But pressure plates don’t sounds unrealistic
What are you doing to your carpets?
Walk into some sweet berry bushes, take damage. Walk into a bunch of rose bushes, nothing happens
😲
The fact that no matter how much poison you inject into your body in Minecraft you can never die from it, you'd just remain on one health forever
Doesn’t poison kill you on hardcore mode though?
@@joao34386 no it kills you if you have a high level of poison like poison 10
I’m pretty sure there’s something called fatal_poison but you can only access it with commands for some reason.
@@sarbedt16 That is the command shortcut for the Wither effect
@@techoutsider5631 it is?
3:25 My theory is that enchantments are like runes that you carve into your tool that you can scrape off
What I don't get is whenever I build a mansion, the front looks fine, but I am unable to complete the back side. Weirdest thing.
Is this a grian quote
@@ivangenov6782 its a reference/joke
Same
you can hold 2432 cubic meters of gold, one of the heaviest elements without being slowed down
But you cant climb a fence…
But when you put a carpet on it its a different result
Neatherite is heaver
@@nathanialwashere2404 no
Or netherite and one netherite inggot contain 4 gold ingot and if you use shulker 😅 lets not talk about this
Let’s all appreciate the fact that trapdoors take the same amount of wood as doors, but are tinier, AND give only 2 when you craft, when a door is much larger, takes the same amount of wood and gives more. Insane amount of thought put into that one mojang
Oh yea.
And stairs r basically like 3/4 of a block but take more planks than a block
“WHY DO THEY NEED THIS MUCH SIZE” -Grian 2021