Building the Quickest Minecraft Houses I can think of...

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024

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  • @dionysis8906
    @dionysis8906 5 лет назад +4957

    Grian: "These are not the prettiest houses these are the quickest houses"
    *transforms desert temple into a 2 floor mansion*

    • @moonlightproductions3072
      @moonlightproductions3072 5 лет назад +17

      Dibart YT yes

    • @sologuy9590
      @sologuy9590 5 лет назад +57

      Dibart YT *Places a house in a ravine*

    • @childofwhonow1269
      @childofwhonow1269 5 лет назад +9

      quick houses to make

    • @jeffbryant792
      @jeffbryant792 5 лет назад +14

      Dibart YT not only that but he doesn’t use the treasure room for anything like a storage room or a bed room or anything also why does he seal of the tower entrances to get up there

    • @iod3439
      @iod3439 5 лет назад +5

      Quick houses
      Yeah Ight...

  • @riceypooie7428
    @riceypooie7428 5 лет назад +14164

    Me: "digs 3 blocks deep, puts a block over my head"

  • @siwel9075
    @siwel9075 5 лет назад +2832

    Grian:I'll build something small
    Time:5 minutes
    ...builds a woodland mansion..

    • @m3taknightfan
      @m3taknightfan 5 лет назад +85

      Me: I can place I block in one minute.
      Friend who doesn’t play Minecraft:
      *IMPOSSIBLE*

    • @youssifmansour516
      @youssifmansour516 5 лет назад +5

      LoL

    • @astrolightingyt4531
      @astrolightingyt4531 5 лет назад +4

      C o o l

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 5 лет назад +4

      @ImJustDonnie he built it.

    • @CubeWorksProjet
      @CubeWorksProjet 5 лет назад +23

      Hello, this is the wooosh police. Our friend ImJustDonnie is just an innocent user that doesn't deserve to be destroyed. You also don't want to end up in r/ihavereddit. Have a nice day.

  • @d4nj0n35
    @d4nj0n35 3 года назад +3298

    Man's called a desert temple a mansion when he has a biome sized house in a survival world

  • @meadnex331
    @meadnex331 4 года назад +4901

    My personal favorite house to make: step 1: find a cave. step 2: thats it, you live here now

    • @badgirlhalodiscount1854
      @badgirlhalodiscount1854 3 года назад +110

      .....

    • @meadnex331
      @meadnex331 3 года назад +273

      @@badgirlhalodiscount1854 bravo very well spoken

    • @pikachu-jf2oh
      @pikachu-jf2oh 3 года назад +221

      @@badgirlhalodiscount1854 you have a nice way with words!

    • @zaikami.
      @zaikami. 3 года назад +105

      ...Same....I just make cobble walls so mobs dont disturb my slumber

    • @yvettedelatorre3670
      @yvettedelatorre3670 3 года назад +13

      Same

  • @catkitty8965
    @catkitty8965 5 лет назад +17879

    Village: exists
    Literally everyone: hippity hoppity your house is now my property

    • @middlesack853
      @middlesack853 5 лет назад +462

      Cat Kitty hippity hoppity that meme is *m y* property

    • @donttestme._.2515
      @donttestme._.2515 5 лет назад +397

      Cat Kitty it’s free real estate

    • @arii4023
      @arii4023 5 лет назад +80

      is this a danganropa fan i see?

    • @loganpinneo968
      @loganpinneo968 5 лет назад +72

      im gonna do whats called a pro gamer move

    • @pokemangoso
      @pokemangoso 5 лет назад +16

      Cat Kitty true lol

  • @wang4432
    @wang4432 5 лет назад +1998

    Grian: *Being Einstein and turning Ice spikes into houses*
    Also Grian: *Takes chests by mining them with diamond pickaxe*

    • @gunzing9905
      @gunzing9905 5 лет назад +10

      Me in a nut5hell

    • @mariaceciliamcy
      @mariaceciliamcy 5 лет назад +10

      My petpeeves What i do break wood with shovel

    • @Chain0123
      @Chain0123 5 лет назад +24

      He also broke dirt with the pick axe

    • @yellowbananago
      @yellowbananago 5 лет назад +4

      When I revisited Minecraft I spent my first night in an ice spike

    • @ravenacreaton6874
      @ravenacreaton6874 5 лет назад +1

      He r i c h

  • @toastervan
    @toastervan 3 года назад +2081

    My first ravine “house” was me and my friend falling down into a ravine then not bothering to dig ourselves out until we were fully kitted with full diamond armour and tools

  • @semelhsk7052
    @semelhsk7052 5 лет назад +10366

    Grian: *mines dirt with diamond pickaxe*
    My mind: Calm down,calm down

    • @Jippo_Unfiltered
      @Jippo_Unfiltered 5 лет назад +221

      Semelh Sakka my ocd was going off like a fire alarm when he was doing that

    • @emilematthew3994
      @emilematthew3994 5 лет назад +253

      Also pewds did that with gravel🤣

    • @steampunkj6209
      @steampunkj6209 5 лет назад +45

      i had the exact same thing.

    • @mikehunt4830
      @mikehunt4830 5 лет назад +34

      @Angel Lily but that is ocd though lol

    • @jackclare1745
      @jackclare1745 5 лет назад +28

      He did it with soul sand aswell 🤪😰

  • @illxune
    @illxune 5 лет назад +639

    Mumbo: Builds Impressive Mineshaft
    Grian: *But I can do better.*

  • @glassesvoices5097
    @glassesvoices5097 5 лет назад +3074

    Grian: *Makes House inside leaves*
    Naturally disappearing leaves: I’m about to end this whole mans career

    • @user-jo6go1hd2b
      @user-jo6go1hd2b 5 лет назад +261

      If they are supported by logs, they will not disappear

    • @Abhinav-ss3th
      @Abhinav-ss3th 5 лет назад +371

      Sometimes you have to suspend logic just to enjoy a funny comment

    • @skylan031
      @skylan031 5 лет назад +16

      @@user-jo6go1hd2b wow dude. i didnt know about that

    • @masterfish4343
      @masterfish4343 5 лет назад +41

      manlego031 idk if thats sarcasm or not

    • @vampixr3
      @vampixr3 5 лет назад +8

      Thefrozendeath ikr😂😂

  • @lonelypotato5796
    @lonelypotato5796 3 года назад +712

    With the temple, you can perfectly fit a full beacon in the top pyramid.

    • @p_4225
      @p_4225 3 года назад +13

      @CringeWithLogan YT only problem is you live in a desert.

    • @elvismagaoay
      @elvismagaoay 3 года назад +1

      True

    • @HASANABDULLA-o3t
      @HASANABDULLA-o3t 3 года назад +1

      yas so we can never get lost

    • @Enzo-yd4te
      @Enzo-yd4te 2 года назад +2

      @Fedora Man Just cut the trees....

    • @runic6452
      @runic6452 2 года назад

      @Fedora Man you can always just burn it than be surrounded by nothing but sand

  • @shannonmckinney4766
    @shannonmckinney4766 5 лет назад +312

    No one:
    Grian:
    Digs dirt with diamond pickaxe

  • @jmfirelord
    @jmfirelord 5 лет назад +4580

    my home are Caves, i will not surface until i come back with gucci diamond armor

    • @ranee1237
      @ranee1237 5 лет назад +72

      Jm firelord there was a cave once where it had a little space and opening and there was a cave but I blocked that off by making stone :p

    • @darkridrago6146
      @darkridrago6146 5 лет назад +228

      My female Minecraft friend: loves building extravagant homes all over the map
      My male Minecraft friend: loves killing monsters
      Me: filling their 200+ chest with cobble stone and what ever I get from my exploration haul
      My older sister that nobody ever talks about for certain reasons: is running around a forest of half cut trees with wood tools and inventory full of dirt while starving to death and being chased by mobs

    • @savage_morty3963
      @savage_morty3963 5 лет назад +14

      Darki Drako lol

    • @lalahadams1061
      @lalahadams1061 5 лет назад +7

      LMAOOOOOOOO

    • @vhinoo
      @vhinoo 5 лет назад +6

      How u get food

  • @snappy1622
    @snappy1622 5 лет назад +3553

    How to get the quickest and biggest house:
    Take over a woodland mansion

  • @mil87_
    @mil87_ 3 года назад +562

    Grian:
    "I know it's a bit much to ask someone to go to the nether at the start of their playthrough..."
    Top Speedrunners, who consistently do it in under 4 minutes:
    *Interesting*

    • @friendlyneighbourhooduni-o5496
      @friendlyneighbourhooduni-o5496 3 года назад +3

      @my phone got reseted so no more videos lmao going to the nether took me atleast 20 mc days

    • @hauntedmop
      @hauntedmop 3 года назад +6

      @@friendlyneighbourhooduni-o5496 If its only going into the nether, with no regard for preperation, all you need to do is get one (1) bucket of water, and a decent sized lava pool. Learn the speedrunners portal (its very easy, like 6 blocks placed) and boom you have yourself a netherportal

    • @shailenm8507
      @shailenm8507 3 года назад +4

      U just need 4 pieces of iron, 1 flint, some dirt, craft 1 flint and steel, craft a bucket, find a lava pool and a water pool, lay out some dirt (portal size), then get some lava in bucket place it down and put water alongside it repeat this method till ur portal shape is done then use flint and steel to light it up and always remember to wear some gold before entering the nether. Easy :)

    • @JeremyHale141
      @JeremyHale141 2 года назад

      if you can get 4 iron, flint and a lava lake, you can get there in like 2min

    • @frog_with_a_rainbow_mushroom
      @frog_with_a_rainbow_mushroom Год назад

      @ friendly neighborhood onion, i’m glad I’m not alone🤣

  • @grannyedna2862
    @grannyedna2862 5 лет назад +453

    Grian: Quick, Effortless houses.
    Also Grian: *Transforms a desert temple*

  • @landonwilson1837
    @landonwilson1837 5 лет назад +3331

    Grian: *used a diamond pick to mine dirt*
    Shovels: “Am I a joke to you?”

  • @qwertui284
    @qwertui284 3 года назад +211

    I like how when explaining about the roof on the desert temple a raid party spawned

  • @PhantomJavelin
    @PhantomJavelin 5 лет назад +1447

    Breaks leaves with axe
    Breaks soul sand and dirt with pick
    Immense pain

    • @jaiseibert6269
      @jaiseibert6269 5 лет назад +25

      I almost clicked off the video because of this

    • @v1ckyy70
      @v1ckyy70 5 лет назад +1

      Why not barales

    • @Gr8Imres
      @Gr8Imres 5 лет назад +10

      @@v1ckyy70 barales

    • @bryceshade.4683
      @bryceshade.4683 5 лет назад +2

      My heart was aching after this

    • @alistar.apprentice1750
      @alistar.apprentice1750 5 лет назад +6

      Nottan Ajin What about
      Breaks chest with diamond pickaxe
      I almost died

  • @smughatkid9981
    @smughatkid9981 5 лет назад +769

    Stop mining dirt and soul sand with the diamond pickaxe
    You’re killing me, Grian.

  • @Kobekola
    @Kobekola 5 лет назад +5970

    People who havent played minecraft in so long probably had a heart attack when you said *"ice spike biome"*

    • @wademassier8151
      @wademassier8151 5 лет назад +173

      I read "ice spike biome" when he said it lol

    • @lalahadams1061
      @lalahadams1061 5 лет назад +168

      I did and I was like *wtf happened to Minecraft T-T*

    • @doodlebug8533
      @doodlebug8533 5 лет назад +71

      Wait, I don't get it. Could you explain?

    • @rositavelasco8357
      @rositavelasco8357 5 лет назад +120

      Doodle Bug He means people who HAVENT played minecraft for a very long time got an heart attack because of the ice spike biome because minecraft improve, alo

    • @thecrazy7thgrader559
      @thecrazy7thgrader559 5 лет назад +38

      I DIDNT PLAY IT FOR 8 MONTHS.

  • @Forpus_
    @Forpus_ 3 года назад +236

    Grian’s “quickest houses” are better than my 2 year old one

  • @anneliesepare1676
    @anneliesepare1676 4 года назад +1261

    That sand temple one is reminding me of those dudes in the forest who build houses

  • @GuiSF9
    @GuiSF9 5 лет назад +742

    Building Quickest houses: *steals a house*
    Me: Wait, that’s illegal

    • @andreyguchkov
      @andreyguchkov 5 лет назад +12

      Gui SF It’s free real estate

    • @tri-tip7776
      @tri-tip7776 5 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @humanl4903
      @humanl4903 5 лет назад

      Gui SF he built a sign

    • @iiixlina173
      @iiixlina173 5 лет назад +1

      FBI OPEN UP!!

    • @ILickBees
      @ILickBees 5 лет назад +2

      Who cares just steal I mean there is no laws right?😎

  • @whatsupitstatum9686
    @whatsupitstatum9686 5 лет назад +2112

    Mansion at the beginning: AM I A JOKE TO YOU

    • @milk-el8vq
      @milk-el8vq 5 лет назад +27

      @Clodagh Keenan Kelly just kill them

    • @centuzezaim7471
      @centuzezaim7471 5 лет назад +24

      @@milk-el8vq nice name

    • @KioraCianlilac
      @KioraCianlilac 5 лет назад +7

      I m living in mansion and 👌 this house is awesome.

    • @johnlee5965
      @johnlee5965 5 лет назад +9

      You guys know that the mansion at the beginning spawns in servers...right?

    • @youcansave15ormoreoncarins75
      @youcansave15ormoreoncarins75 5 лет назад +15

      @@milk-el8vq You don't realize that vindicators take a third of your health away if you don't have armor which is not a good idea if you just spawned in

  • @angellopez1205
    @angellopez1205 3 года назад +1519

    0:30 Mushroom House
    1:20 Treehouse
    2:00 Desert Temple
    5:10 Ice Spike
    7:40 *E v i c t i o n*
    8:05 Ravine

    • @angellopez1205
      @angellopez1205 3 года назад +7

      @johndarwin nayre Np man

    • @phoenixboygaming9981
      @phoenixboygaming9981 3 года назад +7

      Hi

    • @angellopez1205
      @angellopez1205 3 года назад +7

      @@phoenixboygaming9981 Hi

    • @knight307
      @knight307 3 года назад +18

      what does eviction mean?

    • @Solace6428
      @Solace6428 3 года назад +64

      @@knight307
      Eviction is what happens when you rent a house, and don't pay rent. You get kicked out of it, and the owner takes possession of it

  • @potatopieman3920
    @potatopieman3920 4 года назад +729

    grian: you can make these houses in minutes
    everyone else: but a dirt house cost seconds

  • @mayapanini
    @mayapanini 5 лет назад +249

    I LOVE the mushroom one. It was probably my 1st survival build :)

    • @m3taknightfan
      @m3taknightfan 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah same

    • @sku1974
      @sku1974 5 лет назад +3

      Creepers Edge used that tactic for hide or hunt

    • @mrwaffles5943
      @mrwaffles5943 5 лет назад +1

      Random Person hide n seek?

    • @puzzle5363
      @puzzle5363 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah me to

    • @PastelScorpion
      @PastelScorpion 5 лет назад +4

      My first survival build was a dirt hut. It like... Got added rooms. One was cobble. One was wood. It got weird fast.

  • @readmore7364
    @readmore7364 5 лет назад +918

    0:38 Grian: We're gonna do this all in survival
    1:00 Also Grian: *Goes to creative*

  • @ProbablyEzra
    @ProbablyEzra Год назад +15

    I love the mushroom house idea, but you can also just ladder up the stem of it and leave a trapdoor on top, leaving the mushroom entirely intact and the house mostly impossible to notice from afar. Bonus points for using vines instead of ladders, which peeps usually will have access to as a lot of people go on at least 1 mining trip for iron before setting up much else. Easy to expand as well, as you can just extend the ladder/vines downwards and make yourself a cellar into the stone for storage, brewing, farming, etc.

  • @olivergazard8613
    @olivergazard8613 4 года назад +511

    Nobody:
    Villager when I ring the bell:
    🏠 🏃🏻

  • @dansnell5774
    @dansnell5774 5 лет назад +3052

    Grian: **mines dirt with pickaxe**
    Me: I mean, we’ve all made that mista-
    Grian: **mines soul SAND with pickaxe**
    Me: boy wtf

    • @hydrol1cks961
      @hydrol1cks961 5 лет назад +18

      69 likes lol

    • @ymai8985
      @ymai8985 5 лет назад +10

      Lol soul sand with pickaxe

    • @g7ant
      @g7ant 5 лет назад +2

      Pikachu _ 291 likes lol

    • @vvioIet
      @vvioIet 5 лет назад +29

      What about the chest he mined with the pickaxe

    • @jay70games14
      @jay70games14 5 лет назад +3

      Why does it really matter

  • @windestruct
    @windestruct 2 года назад +40

    Grian: **mines dirt with diamond pickaxe**
    Me: **feels pain inside**

  • @oliviamariepalarca8603
    @oliviamariepalarca8603 5 лет назад +320

    Subscribers: You did it?
    Grian: Yeah.
    Subscribers: What did it cost?
    Grian: A second

  • @mrrobobot
    @mrrobobot 5 лет назад +2963

    Villager’s house: *exists*
    Grian: It’s free real estate.
    Edit: Wow, thanks for the likes!

    • @nickhuynh8641
      @nickhuynh8641 5 лет назад +56

      Hippity hoppity your house is now my property!

    • @nickhuynh8641
      @nickhuynh8641 5 лет назад +2

      @@spec3563 great minds think alike

    • @mrrobobot
      @mrrobobot 5 лет назад

      Themewquaza lol

    • @hannaholson5342
      @hannaholson5342 5 лет назад +1

      i was the 1k like

    • @oskarplays5485
      @oskarplays5485 5 лет назад

      @@emo-nordegraf and the end of the
      I saw opportunity and look for ololllllllllllllllllllllll of the year of the year
      Thanks for your life and I will be a chance to get

  • @Treeko13
    @Treeko13 5 лет назад +3459

    First Pewds mines gravel with a diamond pick
    Then Grian mines dirt and soul sand with a diamond pick
    WTF

  • @mr.plaguedoctor5109
    @mr.plaguedoctor5109 3 года назад +44

    1:46 as he’s talking about the treehouse being easy. Leave brakes and sapling falls to ground

    • @tails7377
      @tails7377 2 года назад +2

      Yes it is hard for a treehouse

  • @xzlamazx1234
    @xzlamazx1234 5 лет назад +96

    Grain: building the fastest house I can think of
    Grain: steals someone house
    Me: well played

  • @blockydoesstuff8188
    @blockydoesstuff8188 5 лет назад +1051

    When grian says that it takes minutes for him to make the houses..
    Everybody:finally done, after two days..

    • @carterdewolf224
      @carterdewolf224 5 лет назад +4

      BlockyDoesStuff I’m suprised u got so many like but no comments any way it’s kinda true :)

    • @sparrowtail21
      @sparrowtail21 5 лет назад

      Shyamkumar Khangembam it has 500likes? Not really

    • @generalamsel437
      @generalamsel437 5 лет назад

      Well that's because he cheats to do it faster like spawning in a diamond pickaxe and stuff. He doesn't hide it he just doesn't directly acknowledge it in the video either.

    • @blockydoesstuff8188
      @blockydoesstuff8188 5 лет назад

      Sound Cat not anymore

    • @MM-vt3hf
      @MM-vt3hf 5 лет назад +1

      It takes you 2 days to build a floor in a giant mushroom or live in a village house?

  • @mariaidrees2033
    @mariaidrees2033 3 года назад +21

    fun fact: the top of desert temple is perfect for full beacon

  • @iamnotoreo
    @iamnotoreo 5 лет назад +537

    Grian: makes a nice simple house
    Me: gets a torch and digs 3 blocks down and puts a block above me. *YES*

    • @eringallagher5463
      @eringallagher5463 5 лет назад +21

      I mean, IT WORKS!

    • @nerddwarf
      @nerddwarf 5 лет назад +17

      You don't NEED a torch, monsters can't spawn in your immediate area, but the light is nice.

    • @A590Gaming
      @A590Gaming 5 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @ryaquaza3offical
      @ryaquaza3offical 5 лет назад +5

      Nerd Dwarf you kinda do though since if it’s dark in there and you leave in the day to go mine or gather items you might come home and find an unwanted guest standing in your bed

    • @A590Gaming
      @A590Gaming 5 лет назад +1

      @@ryaquaza3offical lol

  • @snap1039
    @snap1039 5 лет назад +901

    Meh those were slow: my house
    1 place bed
    2 sleep
    3 done

    • @Sneakedy
      @Sneakedy 5 лет назад +14

      Stolen

    • @RalphAdrianePDilao
      @RalphAdrianePDilao 5 лет назад +11

      house
      noun
      a BUILDING for human HABITATION, especially one that is lived in by a family or small group of people.

    • @snap1039
      @snap1039 5 лет назад +20

      :( it was a joke

    • @RalphAdrianePDilao
      @RalphAdrianePDilao 5 лет назад +4

      @@snap1039 AHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHH OKAY

    • @michaelsabrosky9324
      @michaelsabrosky9324 5 лет назад +13

      @@RalphAdrianePDilao you must be fun at parties
      /s

  • @umbuchscui
    @umbuchscui 5 лет назад +218

    2:26
    Did he just-
    Did he-
    Did he just break a chest with a pickaxe?

    • @_1V4N
      @_1V4N 4 года назад +17

      *_it was with a diamond pickaxe, which is worse_*

    • @lr4331
      @lr4331 4 года назад +18

      He dug DIRT with the same pickaxe

    • @_1V4N
      @_1V4N 4 года назад +7

      @@lr4331 it's so painful to watch 😭😭

    • @honeyko1929
      @honeyko1929 4 года назад +2

      im afraid so

    • @alexz4427
      @alexz4427 4 года назад +1

      Noo

  • @Dragon-hg6wz
    @Dragon-hg6wz 3 года назад +11

    The villager whose house got taken: AMMM I A JOKKKEEE TO YOUUUUU

  • @raggedcaster123
    @raggedcaster123 5 лет назад +141

    “How to make a awesome house.”
    -mine wood
    -make a trapdoor
    -make ladders
    -dig a 3 block deep hole
    -get a torch
    -Place the trapdoor on the first block you mined
    -put a torch and add a crafting table in the side by mining a hole in the house and putting crafting tables, furnace, bed, etc.
    *And there u have it.*

    • @HeTookThem
      @HeTookThem 4 года назад +2

      A useful house thank you now imma explode it with the tnt

    • @josemora1836
      @josemora1836 4 года назад +3

      this first block you mine is the wood tho

    • @MrGallopy
      @MrGallopy 4 года назад +1

      @@josemora1836 oof

    • @DaChessinata
      @DaChessinata 4 года назад

      Happens most the time 😆

    • @siathakur5847
      @siathakur5847 4 года назад

      Let me just mine some wood

  • @katedawnclark125
    @katedawnclark125 5 лет назад +705

    I got in a Minecraft world, to build the desert temple transformation, and I got a desert temple right next to spawn
    I am the chosen one
    Edit: new spawn, right next to village with one house, 10 iron ingots and 2 pairs of iron armour
    Lots of crops and another village very close. I kept walking and found 4 other villages

    • @alexchoosesrandomclassic2640
      @alexchoosesrandomclassic2640 5 лет назад +3

      Wow

    • @faithisthecutestdog1034
      @faithisthecutestdog1034 5 лет назад +19

      Kate Clark I spawned next to a desert village and I headed out and I found a another village and to village was right in front of a desert temple so are you the chosen one or am I??

    • @irishspudlad
      @irishspudlad 5 лет назад +12

      @@faithisthecutestdog1034 Well I SPAWNED next to a desert temple, a ship wreck on land, a miniature water temple and a ice burg biome straight to my right. Who's the chosen one now!?

    • @faithisthecutestdog1034
      @faithisthecutestdog1034 5 лет назад +1

      Loki God of mischief at least I don't have to wait like 3 real days to go into the temple UNLESS YOU CHEAT AND GO IN CREATIVE SO HMMM WHO STILL BETTER

    • @irishspudlad
      @irishspudlad 5 лет назад +2

      @@faithisthecutestdog1034 .. what are you talking about? Why would it take a 3 days to get into a desert temple? This isn't a competition on who's better, but if it was I think I'd know who would win...😏

  • @syab2042
    @syab2042 4 года назад +579

    Me: *made treehouse*
    Me: *goes mining*
    Me: *returning back home*
    Also me: *lost*

  • @watfordh4676
    @watfordh4676 3 года назад +58

    Grian: take a villagers house and expand it.
    Me: take a villagers house.

    • @amushroom8056
      @amushroom8056 3 года назад

      he didnt say to expand it but okaY!

  • @jakov4525
    @jakov4525 4 года назад +451

    *As Grian The Wise said in this video*
    "Houseses"
    So inspirational

    • @l3LACKMASK713
      @l3LACKMASK713 4 года назад +7

      Jakov
      Fuckin English teacher

    • @bolton7961
      @bolton7961 4 года назад +2

      Skull Crusher I hope that was a joke and if it was...it was pretty funny

    • @l3LACKMASK713
      @l3LACKMASK713 4 года назад +3

      Bolton Kitten
      Yeah it was a joke

    • @bolton7961
      @bolton7961 4 года назад +1

      Skull Crusher lol

    • @Bleeeeeeeeeeeed
      @Bleeeeeeeeeeeed 4 года назад +1

      Nailed it fuckers hahah

  • @Stormtrooper1948
    @Stormtrooper1948 5 лет назад +245

    I ALWAYS use village houses since I’m lazy to build one and I like the company

    • @lastlaugh9231
      @lastlaugh9231 5 лет назад +3

      Same

    • @yvettep7217
      @yvettep7217 5 лет назад +5

      OMG LOL SAME!!

    • @readmore3838
      @readmore3838 5 лет назад +5

      U will get raided

    • @eli8637
      @eli8637 5 лет назад +6

      The Idiot I learned that the hard way

    • @yq7760
      @yq7760 5 лет назад

      Stop pretending, we know the 2nd reason is the main reason

  • @spudd5832
    @spudd5832 5 лет назад +404

    Grian: *mines dirt with diamond picaxe*
    Me: *wait that's illegal.*

    • @bendy6104
      @bendy6104 5 лет назад +7

      Grain: *mines soul sand with a diamond pickaxe*
      Me: *⊙-⊙*

    • @ev.an_
      @ev.an_ 5 лет назад +6

      Grian: *mines chest with picaxe*
      Me: O_o

    • @prophetesss
      @prophetesss 5 лет назад

      Grian: Mines leafs with axe
      Me:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @jahvedmorris3738
      @jahvedmorris3738 5 лет назад

      stonks

    • @xrade4783
      @xrade4783 5 лет назад

      I literally stopped the video and reconsidered watching it

  • @Strawberry-fp9zz
    @Strawberry-fp9zz 2 года назад +29

    As someone who’s favorite part of Minecraft is building, and experimenting with building, I love this!!

  • @TheGreatCooLite
    @TheGreatCooLite 5 лет назад +506

    Grian, you really think those are compact houses?
    Have you ever heard of the complex design known as
    *_D I R T H U T_*

    • @JustIcey22
      @JustIcey22 5 лет назад +20

      I know!! all I do... I all I used to do when it was night was... I dig down three blocks and placed one above me and waited till it was day!! I know I’m soooooo smart...(not)

    • @thatoneguywhohappenstowast7476
      @thatoneguywhohappenstowast7476 5 лет назад +14

      Your profile picture fits so well with this comment

    • @m3taknightfan
      @m3taknightfan 5 лет назад +5

      *Oh my god, what a good idea. How didn’t I think of that before*

    • @JustIcey22
      @JustIcey22 5 лет назад +5

      0:19 ...

    • @Mindofthebrick
      @Mindofthebrick 5 лет назад +2

      They say it only for one night

  • @finnhazenberg8426
    @finnhazenberg8426 2 года назад +3

    My favorite is the “nah, ill just look for a village”

  • @socialawk965
    @socialawk965 5 лет назад +252

    Grian: Mine dirt with pickaxe
    Shovel: Am I a joke to you?!

    • @kean1491
      @kean1491 5 лет назад

      Miss Waffle cuz he doesnt have

    • @socialawk965
      @socialawk965 5 лет назад +2

      Kean Rein tbh I just looked through the comments and didn’t find this one and I was just thinking:
      “Oh well... I’m just gonna go for it...”

    • @monnss2007
      @monnss2007 5 лет назад

      @@kean1491 r/whoosh

    • @galaxygameryt2354
      @galaxygameryt2354 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @mrguydood9159
      @mrguydood9159 5 лет назад +1

      He also mined soulsand with one

  • @wildcard1432
    @wildcard1432 5 лет назад +138

    Grian: this is going to be made in survival
    Also Grian:
    4:20 has diamond pic before mine

  • @geofftyrie5017
    @geofftyrie5017 5 лет назад +621

    I’m definitely taking inspiration of the desert temple house, thanks Grian!

  • @samuelstrobl9282
    @samuelstrobl9282 3 года назад +43

    Grian: "I was able to get a fair amount of seeds!" - actually got 3 seeds...

    • @vorschlaghammer9888
      @vorschlaghammer9888 3 года назад

      I normally stop seed hunting after getting 1 seed. So 3 seeds he is very wealthy in MC.

  • @jhonnymejia9702
    @jhonnymejia9702 5 лет назад +289

    "I'm not gonna bore you by making a dirt mound or a hole in a cliff"
    The shade thrown at Mumbo right there😂😂😂

  • @chicken8597
    @chicken8597 3 года назад +9

    This just saved me 3 days of building a house

    • @karimanwar5334
      @karimanwar5334 3 года назад +1

      You can also make a mineshaft into a large ravine house

  • @sebastianrasklkkegaard3122
    @sebastianrasklkkegaard3122 5 лет назад +443

    Grian: this only takes 2-3 minutes
    Me: 3 days later and... done ✅

    • @stemarabellathecat
      @stemarabellathecat 5 лет назад +6

      Mood

    • @mango_bitz4803
      @mango_bitz4803 5 лет назад +61

      If u play Minecraft u shouldn't have a fortnite contact photo
      traitor

    • @hwello3351
      @hwello3351 5 лет назад +10

      @@mango_bitz4803
      I cant leave without giving you a like.

    • @mandamang3234
      @mandamang3234 5 лет назад +12

      I'm surprised that you play Minecraft when your fricking picture is FORTNITE
      edit:o_o

    • @mango_bitz4803
      @mango_bitz4803 5 лет назад

      @@mandamang3234 haha u noticed too

  • @BoxyPlains92587
    @BoxyPlains92587 4 года назад +203

    4:54 see a pillager patrol spawning on the background? (On the right)

  • @sronaimus3640
    @sronaimus3640 4 года назад +271

    Im in the process of making a dirt hut with a gigantic underground base

    • @stellastble
      @stellastble 3 года назад +4

      been there

    • @evamoge637
      @evamoge637 3 года назад +4

      How's it going?

    • @sronaimus3640
      @sronaimus3640 3 года назад +8

      @@evamoge637 my friend deleted all the smp and now I kinda got bored of it so I built a dirt van with an underground base

    • @stellastble
      @stellastble 3 года назад +1

      @@sronaimus3640 plan b

    • @cheezeweezle
      @cheezeweezle 3 года назад +1

      Could I....take your idea and do it on my world? I wont say it's my idea, but I also wont give specific directions to your channel.

  • @lokmanmiah1645
    @lokmanmiah1645 3 года назад +1

    Remember to call dibs on a villager house the next time you walk into one

  • @friendlyneighborhoodghost1317
    @friendlyneighborhoodghost1317 4 года назад +187

    Grian: Build up with ladders.
    Grian 2 minutes later: Now we can’t get down.

  • @skinwalker_schizo4526
    @skinwalker_schizo4526 5 лет назад +400

    Grian: quickest houses to build! Mushroom and ice houses!
    Me: dīrt hût

  • @MitoEve
    @MitoEve 4 года назад +943

    Has a ladder to go up ice spike...
    Grian: I should jump down because I totally can’t go down ladders apparently
    😂

  • @dkin7685
    @dkin7685 2 года назад +2

    A bri ish person giving eviction notice to the native of a land, classy.

  • @leonardocastellanos7344
    @leonardocastellanos7344 5 лет назад +315

    Grian: “Eviction notice, this is my house now”
    Also Grian: you want to add that sign as a bit of a courtesy

    • @slayat5283
      @slayat5283 5 лет назад +2

      Help me to cross 100 subs please

    • @the_hanburger
      @the_hanburger 4 года назад

      @@slayat5283 101 subs

    • @8bitty192
      @8bitty192 4 года назад

      @@slayat5283
      Nope.

  • @Zarika0190
    @Zarika0190 3 года назад +26

    The way this is suggested to me like 2 years latter

  • @somecommentatingboi3699
    @somecommentatingboi3699 5 лет назад +268

    Grian, could you try hiding a house within a bridge? Say you make a bridge across a large river/stretch. Or you have a big bridge to make a city look nice. Could you make a decent but cramped house inside one?

    • @fauricioguevara1434
      @fauricioguevara1434 5 лет назад +1

      Go to ethansans Channel

    • @juniort0451
      @juniort0451 5 лет назад +1

      @@fauricioguevara1434 yo its not even a minecraft channel

    • @alanwilkinson4236
      @alanwilkinson4236 5 лет назад

      that's a very good idea. you should try it

    • @trampoleen8750
      @trampoleen8750 5 лет назад

      Careful though, you don't want to pull a pewdiepie and say the n word

    • @somecommentatingboi3699
      @somecommentatingboi3699 5 лет назад

      @@fauricioguevara1434 all I get is channels with 15 subscribers when I look up ethansan

  • @michaeldoesathing3853
    @michaeldoesathing3853 5 лет назад +253

    you don't need to evict the villagers. in my survival world, i "rented" the second floor of the library. i get a nice view and don't upset the villagers. win-win situation.

    • @firstnamelastname7298
      @firstnamelastname7298 5 лет назад +37

      I did that too but a farmer got in the way as i tried to open the chest while holding an axe a few seconds later theres an iron golem outside the building

    • @michaeldoesathing3853
      @michaeldoesathing3853 5 лет назад +6

      @@firstnamelastname7298 oof

    • @gabrielmarques8943
      @gabrielmarques8943 5 лет назад +1

      Wait, how do you do that?

    • @tobeymaguire647
      @tobeymaguire647 5 лет назад +2

      or just kill the villagers

    • @kornflakez496
      @kornflakez496 5 лет назад

      NO you have a good excuse for villager murder to explain to a iron golem

  • @stefan6347
    @stefan6347 5 лет назад +616

    I feel physical pain when Grian dug some dirt with a diamond pickaxe

    • @XinBiDe
      @XinBiDe 5 лет назад +3

      Why? What does that do?

    • @tear4442
      @tear4442 5 лет назад +23

      Dash Galaxy a pickaxe doesn't speed up digging time for dirt and durability would be lost for nothing

    • @chaeka
      @chaeka 5 лет назад

      @@tear4442 cuz durability definitely matters when showcasing houses for a video

    • @moojuice602
      @moojuice602 5 лет назад +2

      Do not question our poultry man Grian.

    • @ilikepizza7076
      @ilikepizza7076 5 лет назад

      @Kazama Pro yeah the shovel is for dirt, sand, gravel, soul sand... while the pickaxe is for stone, ores, brick and cobble...

  • @smurchison2
    @smurchison2 5 лет назад +665

    PewDiePie: **Uses a diamond pickaxe to mine gravel**
    Grian: **Uses a diamond pickaxe to mine DIRT**

  • @gclanassistant2778
    @gclanassistant2778 3 года назад +6

    Mushroom house is good to camp in when you find the mansion

  • @dragonrykr
    @dragonrykr 5 лет назад +986

    You didnt say how long it took you to make the Desert Temple house... you only said - I will say it later

    • @kyle9360
      @kyle9360 5 лет назад +9

      dragonrykr you are correct

    • @desertracoon9599
      @desertracoon9599 5 лет назад +9

      dragonrykr I know right

    • @nicholastabatadze
      @nicholastabatadze 5 лет назад +36

      im assuming maybe 10-20 mins because you also need to get the dirt blocks and tree saplings from a different biome and deserts can get really big

    • @subhiy62
      @subhiy62 5 лет назад +1

      Probably took him to long

    • @itzg.i.g.1256
      @itzg.i.g.1256 5 лет назад +4

      @@nicholastabatadze look hes already done with the house, those are just examples of ahat you can put on top of it, of course you can always make a second floor

  • @justagoldfish156
    @justagoldfish156 4 года назад +586

    Just imagine having to find your tree house from thousands of other trees😂

  • @soyuoin
    @soyuoin 5 лет назад +465

    _if Grian worked for Mojang, Minecraft would've been better-_

  • @akarshakguha6928
    @akarshakguha6928 2 года назад +3

    "Just as a courtesy" - a very nice minecraft builder named Grian

  • @elle1652
    @elle1652 5 лет назад +491

    Me: stopped playing Minecraft years ago
    Also me: watches these videos
    edit: I’ve regained interest, Minecraft is the superior game

    • @kebabit707
      @kebabit707 5 лет назад +10

      Also Also you: *gets heart attack from new features and biomes*
      ALSO ALSO ALSO you: *faints forever from it all*

    • @gunzing9905
      @gunzing9905 5 лет назад +1

      Me in a nut5hell

    • @jarquesfish1005
      @jarquesfish1005 5 лет назад

      But Minecraft is coming back

    • @biki1254
      @biki1254 5 лет назад +1

      @@jarquesfish1005 sh don't tell them I want the account

    • @biki1254
      @biki1254 5 лет назад

      Hey can I get account?

  • @RunicCs_
    @RunicCs_ 5 лет назад +161

    Grian: Easy quick starter bases.
    Also Grian: *"Ima use a diamond pickaxe"*

  • @nightfury2153
    @nightfury2153 5 лет назад +127

    Me:WELL TIME TO PICK MY HOUSE
    *Finds a village*
    Villager:

  • @weezingargonian6523
    @weezingargonian6523 3 года назад +2

    House underground:
    Expectation: cool, living like a mole
    Reality: cave sounds, AKA eviction notice

  • @spaceforce8986
    @spaceforce8986 5 лет назад +390

    Just put 2 doors on the woodland mansion lol

    • @jacobcr4633
      @jacobcr4633 5 лет назад +45

      Space Force vindicator wants to know your location

    • @kornflakez496
      @kornflakez496 5 лет назад +44

      Evoker: I’m about to end this mans whole career

    • @andioop2083
      @andioop2083 5 лет назад +29

      Yeah just switch to peaceful mode whenever you find one
      Edit: guys I just tried it. You actually need 3 doors not two lol. Good for us cause crafting table will give you exact same amount of doors.

    • @17thRepublic
      @17thRepublic 5 лет назад +5

      and i oop but that’s cheating

    • @andioop2083
      @andioop2083 5 лет назад +10

      @@17thRepublic then enjoy fighting vindicators, illusioners, evokers and other hostile mobs in the woodland mansion without even a fucking house and armour

  • @mxchevy4831
    @mxchevy4831 5 лет назад +1246

    no one:
    Minecraft noobs: 0:08 WOW HOW MUCH TIME DID THAT TAKE YOU

    • @StarstrickenBarrel
      @StarstrickenBarrel 5 лет назад +96

      awd_drift lol I use to have a kid on my console server with about 10 different people that played with me and the spawn was RIGHT next to a woodland mansion so he asked if we built it and we said yes for just over a month he believed us when he found out it was a lie we died laughing

    • @angvla_
      @angvla_ 5 лет назад +11

      Starstricken Barrel lol

    • @TheFantasticWarrior
      @TheFantasticWarrior 5 лет назад +16

      It's not like you can just spawn close to a woodland mansion easily

    • @imnotmason8430
      @imnotmason8430 5 лет назад +8

      TFW yeah but you can locate one easily.

    • @sinfulmicrowave
      @sinfulmicrowave 5 лет назад +16

      awd_drift you're forgetting the meaning of the word noob.
      Noob: A word used to describe someone new to a game.
      Not all noobs use a steve/alex skin and build dirt houses. When I was a noob at minecraft I had started out with a very nice looking skin and I built a wooden cottage as my starter house.
      Please stop stereo typing because noob doesn't equal dumb.

  • @BlazingObsidianProductions
    @BlazingObsidianProductions 3 года назад +13

    Pyramid: Exists
    Grian: Let's remove the pyramid part of this 😭

  • @tristanlassche3560
    @tristanlassche3560 5 лет назад +573

    Grian are you ever gonna upload any of the building your comment series or the buildswap series?

    • @generic_soda
      @generic_soda 5 лет назад +16

      I hope so, too

    • @penguinpingu3807
      @penguinpingu3807 5 лет назад +5

      Make sure to put that sign

    • @patricktubehd649
      @patricktubehd649 5 лет назад +5

      Building your comments series already ended.

    • @ttdl4022
      @ttdl4022 5 лет назад +4

      Tristan Lassche OMG my name is Tristan!

    • @tristanlassche3560
      @tristanlassche3560 5 лет назад +1

      @@patricktubehd649 then restart dont care as long as ther come new

  • @alphaman2929
    @alphaman2929 4 года назад +720

    *villager sleeping*
    Me: hippity poppity ur bed is now my property
    Villager: hmmm?

    • @ritik5535
      @ritik5535 4 года назад +12

      😁🤣

    • @yolescandly7384
      @yolescandly7384 4 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @TheCatmadilloLizard
      @TheCatmadilloLizard 4 года назад +23

      Iron Golem sees you push Villager out of bed: Eh...
      Iron Golem sees you hit them once by accident: *Your ability to live has expired.*

    • @alleiine303
      @alleiine303 4 года назад +3

      HmmmmMmmm

    • @TheLifeofJay1
      @TheLifeofJay1 4 года назад +3

      Help Me 😂

  • @joshuaneate358
    @joshuaneate358 2 года назад +1

    (4:50) Pillagers in the right side background: Yeah I’m gonna head out

  • @tryhard007
    @tryhard007 5 лет назад +542

    Grian: these houses take like 10 mins to make
    Me: I can't find a single desert temple, ravine, or a *B I G* mushroom. Better make a dirt hut

    • @hongkongshitposter
      @hongkongshitposter 5 лет назад +31

      Use bone meal on a red mushroom, bam, you got a base for a house

    • @Layde_Nyx19
      @Layde_Nyx19 5 лет назад +7

      Better consult Mumbo for that one :)

    • @hongkongshitposter
      @hongkongshitposter 5 лет назад +12

      REDSTONIZED DIRT HOUSE :)

    • @samf9314
      @samf9314 5 лет назад +5

      @@lucarionite6538 "First night house" - Grian

    • @_GhostMiner
      @_GhostMiner 5 лет назад +2

      *Stop reading my thoughts!*

  • @Liverator
    @Liverator 4 года назад +75

    5:21
    Don’t forget that it’s possible to get to the Nether very early via using a bucket to move lava into the portal formation while using water to transform the lava into obsidian.

    • @ekamsingh1640
      @ekamsingh1640 4 года назад +5

      Dream
      Laughs in speedrunning

    • @erenjaeger9902
      @erenjaeger9902 4 года назад

      I saw that in Magma Musen's Video !

    • @erenjaeger9902
      @erenjaeger9902 4 года назад

      @Ryna Lopez Magma's old name was Magma Musen he's a famous Minecraft ytber

  • @quiltypizza7603
    @quiltypizza7603 5 лет назад +1031

    Villages huh i upgrade it sometimes
    Now the village has became a city

  • @ritin7172
    @ritin7172 3 года назад +28

    I was so triggered when he broke the dirt with a diamond pic axe

    • @NbLumineIzHere
      @NbLumineIzHere 3 года назад +1

      Same, but did you notice he filled the sandstone middle roof with smooth sandstone and didn’t fix it, thats the thing that really got me

  • @EARLYYY4215
    @EARLYYY4215 5 лет назад +874

    The villagers have much better building skills than me ;-;

    • @offlineroses998
      @offlineroses998 5 лет назад +20

      Live Dude you aren’t alone.
      no seriously I build cubes with randomly placed windows

    • @bjolleybjolley
      @bjolleybjolley 5 лет назад +4

      @@offlineroses998 ME too (;(

    • @onceuponamckeowns1209
      @onceuponamckeowns1209 5 лет назад +3

      Same

    • @edussalas1
      @edussalas1 5 лет назад +7

      And they dont even have hands 😭

    • @supercasstv5290
      @supercasstv5290 5 лет назад +2

      I can build not every buddy has the same talent your good at something BELIVE your self and try

  • @jorgwashingmaschine3963
    @jorgwashingmaschine3963 5 лет назад +208

    Grian: mines leaf and dirt with axe
    Also Grian:mines wood with hand even tho he has a axe

  • @sharpie9910
    @sharpie9910 5 лет назад +644

    Everyone in the comments: fine
    Me: *triggered that he was mining leaves with an axe*

    • @plebobliterator
      @plebobliterator 5 лет назад +18

      Turtle Squad i do that because i’m too lazy to switch. you’re not even gonna mention him mining the dirt with the pic? okay

    • @saponwidiutomo4059
      @saponwidiutomo4059 5 лет назад +1

      Oohh

    • @TinyWaterBottle.
      @TinyWaterBottle. 5 лет назад +5

      Pleb Obliterator and him mining soul sand with pickaxe and mining chest with pickaxe

    • @xxplasmaticxx4961
      @xxplasmaticxx4961 5 лет назад +1

      U CANT MINE LEAVES

    • @Red-eu3iz
      @Red-eu3iz 5 лет назад +3

      P0150nFr0g try it with shears idiot

  • @betatuna3653
    @betatuna3653 4 года назад +426

    I don’t build houses
    I dig a 4x4 area and that is my temporarily settlement

  • @OakwhiskerOCS
    @OakwhiskerOCS 2 года назад +2

    You can also use the pyramid top as a mold for a beacon because the way it's built once you seal of the part that he sealed off it can perfectly fit a Max Level Beacon, It's actually very interesting

  • @oliwoodbtw1794
    @oliwoodbtw1794 5 лет назад +392

    nobody:
    not a single soul:
    not even the alien in area 51:
    Grian: uses diamond pickaxe to mine dirt block*