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  • Опубликовано: 28 фев 2023
  • FBI Director Wray won’t say why his department feels Covid “likely” leaked from a lab, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene says America’s math skills are slipping, and Tennessee’s governor is seeking to criminalize drag performances in that state despite having tried himself as a young man. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @TheOGClassicMan
    @TheOGClassicMan Год назад +504

    No one's ever accused MTG of being the smartest person in the room.

    • @casbot71
      @casbot71 Год назад +66

      Even when she's the only one in the room.

    • @JBBost
      @JBBost Год назад

      Wouldn't it be way worse if MTG and her ilk were capable people instead of bumbling idiots?

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 Год назад +1

      Same with AOC.

    • @gloonnug4797
      @gloonnug4797 Год назад +1

      You will notice how none of the Colbert supporters questioned his stance on the vaccine either.. what’s worse? 😂

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. Год назад +5

      I'm legit convinced you are all bots

  • @laurahoward5426
    @laurahoward5426 Год назад +46

    That clip of MTG trying speak a number needs a warning ⚠️

  • @ThePhantomStinker
    @ThePhantomStinker Год назад +85

    I saw Monty Python's Life of Brian when I was nine.
    Brian's mother was played by the late great Terry Jones, and arguably had the most famous line in the entire movie: "He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!"
    The closest I ever came to being influenced was from me and my siblings reciting other Monty Python skits from memory during long car trips.
    You know what the average child sees when they see a man in drag? They see an adult who still knows how to play pretend just as they do.

    • @tonapittman
      @tonapittman Год назад +16

      That's how I interpreted it too. People in drag has always been part of theater, as well. I wonder if Terry Jones were still around, if he could've talked some sense into John Cleese's sad view on the issue.

    • @christopherporter2459
      @christopherporter2459 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@tonapittman John Cleese grew up in the time of theater, he even dressed up in drag quite a few times in the Monty Python show and movies. You should research stuff before you spout your mouth off on subjects you no little about.

    • @CaptainCraigKWMRZ
      @CaptainCraigKWMRZ 2 месяца назад

      I think I speak for many of us when I say; huh?

  • @ronnwaters5076
    @ronnwaters5076 Год назад +87

    I wrote out the numbers MTG was ranting about for my 5th graders. THEY could ALL read them correctly. But, in her defense, we're in California.

  • @MajorHenryL
    @MajorHenryL Год назад +191

    "Our school system failed our children, just look what it did to me." - An honest MTG

    • @DSAK55
      @DSAK55 Год назад +5

      "Is our children learning"

    • @TheBlazersfan22
      @TheBlazersfan22 Год назад

      That what happens with republicans defunding education.

  • @mnemosynevermont5524
    @mnemosynevermont5524 Год назад +170

    Wondering how many of the parents who failed at home schooling their kids during covid are now demanding to tell teachers what to teach...

    • @JBond-zf4dj
      @JBond-zf4dj Год назад +18

      Oh, my sister is one of them. She made her kids sit and watch conspiracy RUclips videos and anything anti-Biden. (we're Canadian) Now that the kids are back in school (well, one of them, the other had basically quit, probably from hearing her rant non stop about how schools are evil and grooming the children), she told the youngest that fractions were stupid and she never uses them in real life, so they shouldn't be teaching them. (This is what he told my father, the carpenter) Luckily, he is smart enough to know to ask others, and got help with his math.

    • @worldssmallestfan
      @worldssmallestfan Год назад +10

      Not a Venn diagram. Just a single circle.

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Год назад +5

      @@JBond-zf4dj You and those children have my sympathy. I'm sorry the blight has spread across the border.

    • @dustincaso6781
      @dustincaso6781 Год назад

      Hey dummy, by the numbers and according to the department of education, home school children perform much better than public school kids on tests and college acceptance rates.
      Maybe it’s because parents were forced to homeschool by the government while still paying taxes for schools without out any warning what so ever? Democrat controlled Chicago schools are a complete failure by every measurable metric there is despite spending more money per child than any other school in the country.
      Educate yourself before you speak, you’ll look less stupid

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 Год назад +2

      "How DARE you teach mah kids about reality! They should be learnin from this book a' fairytales that tells me women are property!"
      ...And they wonder why the Nones are on the rise...

  • @patrickwalsh4615
    @patrickwalsh4615 Год назад +7

    Colbert is a hero.
    Always punching up not down.

  • @shadetreebrews
    @shadetreebrews Год назад +6

    As we say in the South: "MTG - bless her heart!"

  • @SarahHuckleberrySlanders
    @SarahHuckleberrySlanders Год назад +57

    Bowling Balls are sharper than MTG🤡

  • @lyndsaybrown8471
    @lyndsaybrown8471 Год назад +466

    MTG just failed at math and reading simultaneously. Truly a talent.

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. Год назад

      WUHAN CHINESE LABS FUNDED BY AMERICANS (DOCTOR FAUCI) LEAKED COVID!!!!!
      ACCORDING TO THE FBI AND THE DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY

    • @aaronturley3587
      @aaronturley3587 Год назад +9

      Lol. Right

    • @peterfrankhansen1128
      @peterfrankhansen1128 Год назад +10

      She is a MAGA person!😆😂🤣

    • @charlescrosswhite4845
      @charlescrosswhite4845 Год назад +28

      Don't forget peach tree dish and the gaspacho police.

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 Год назад +11

      You mean: she can multi-task!

  • @Noname-ml6fd
    @Noname-ml6fd Год назад +77

    Margorie Taylor Greene trying to do math was priceless! My tears came out from laughing so hard! 🤣😂

    • @nomore6167
      @nomore6167 Год назад +6

      "Margorie Taylor Greene trying to do math was priceless" - The funny thing is that she wasn't even doing any math. She was trying to read a simple number and failed. Imagine being so stupid that you literally cannot read a number (without having a medical reason).

    • @charleshash4919
      @charleshash4919 2 месяца назад

      I thought she was trying to do meth ....

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Год назад +2076

    The election of Marjorie Green was also devastating to our country. It’s utterly shameful and horrifying that she’s an elected representative.

    • @ari1234a
      @ari1234a Год назад +19

      Naah, Marjorie is hella entertaining....Also Donald J Trump for 2nd term...YAY !!!!!

    • @WessyD123
      @WessyD123 Год назад +14

      word...

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. Год назад +1

      Yay bot!
      Covid came from a lab funded by Fauci.
      You support covid

    • @cherinoelke
      @cherinoelke Год назад +71

      And sitting on the Homeland Security committee. 🤦‍♀

    • @MrMick50
      @MrMick50 Год назад

      @@ari1234a trump and his enablers for prison Yay

  • @snowgo7663
    @snowgo7663 Год назад +223

    "The nurses make us want to live" - president Biden's condidition took a turn for the nurse!

    • @bwenluck9812
      @bwenluck9812 Год назад +10

      😅

    • @generaldurandal3568
      @generaldurandal3568 Год назад +18

      The cut clip sound scandalous, as does your joke.
      (I did laugh at both)
      But you should watch or read the whole speech.
      He's praising all nurses for their care.
      'And, by the way, you docs are good, but if there’s any angels in Heaven, they’re all nurses - male and female.
      You know why? You guys let us - you guys make us - allow us to live. Nurses make you want to live. I’m not joking.”
      I don't know if all Angels are nurses,
      but I do know that some of them are.

    • @00SmileTime00
      @00SmileTime00 Год назад +3

      "Condidition" lol

    • @stirlingfletcher7040
      @stirlingfletcher7040 Год назад +1

      ​@@generaldurandal3568 100% true.

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 Год назад +3

      "Hellllloooo, nurse!" - Yakko and Wakko Warner

  • @goodmorninggilw2836
    @goodmorninggilw2836 Год назад +14

    The mtg bit😂"The vibe I'm getting is nurse who pockets the codeine"😂 Love it.

  • @cheyennebrennan966
    @cheyennebrennan966 Год назад +5

    Performance art like drag has been a thing since the times of the Ancient Greeks. Women were forbidden from performing on stage until the 1600's.
    Drag is NOT a new concept. Prejudice against it is.

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +70

    Oh, dear old Aunt Marge! She's that one kid in high school who always thinks she knows more than the teacher even though her GPA in -60.4.

    • @00SmileTime00
      @00SmileTime00 Год назад

      The irony of mocking someone else's intelligence while having no idea how to proofread or what a GPA is... 🤣

    • @N3gativeR3FLUX
      @N3gativeR3FLUX Год назад

      ​@@00SmileTime00 Yet still closer to Einstein than MTG.

  • @kristinLB
    @kristinLB Год назад +64

    “ Stop trying to score political points at the expense of human beings you dick” love it!

  • @missmindy3803
    @missmindy3803 Год назад +8

    I think “you dick” was the BEST way to end this monologue. Thanks for the laughs!

  • @larryborsa4396
    @larryborsa4396 Год назад +4

    So Tennessee. Ranked the 9th worst State to live in. Drag Legislation is the most important issue?

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak Год назад +389

    MTG going math? 🤔
    Didn't she also say that a single school in Illinois got $5 BILLION in covid funding to teach "wokeness"?
    Oh, Marjorie, don't you ever go a-changing! 🤣

    • @kittys.2870
      @kittys.2870 Год назад +67

      She also said over 6 BILLION people crossed the border illegally into our country with only 332 Million people.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Год назад

      @@kittys.2870 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      She's a 🤡

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. Год назад

      WUHAN CHINESE LABS FUNDED BY AMERICANS (DOCTOR FAUCI) LEAKED COVID!!!!!
      ACCORDING TO THE FBI AND THE DEPADTMENT (I'm from Boston)OF ENERGY

    • @rjd3wine
      @rjd3wine Год назад +35

      @@kittys.2870 WOW. The global population is 7.8billion! No wonder the US is so crowded LOL

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +30

      But she does change: into a white robe with a hood.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Год назад +43

    Is Tennesse banning drag racing too? That’s also a drag show.

  • @tomcoughlan2532
    @tomcoughlan2532 Год назад +9

    Good covid hit piece. The best clapping seals ever .

  • @MacheteProductions13
    @MacheteProductions13 Год назад +2

    3:10 this might be my favorite description of MTG, mostly because it's so accurate 🤣

  • @kerrylyons8544
    @kerrylyons8544 Год назад +3

    Colbert says what we think. Out loud. ❤💙💙

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Год назад +629

    Inviting MTG to a subcommittee hearing on Covid is like inviting Cruella deVil to a subcommittee hearing on Dalmatian puppies: nothing she says will ever be surprising to you, and if it does you're probably not paying attention.

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. Год назад

      In other news besides....Republicans bad you guys....
      WUHAN CHINESE LABS FUNDED BY AMERICANS (DOCTOR FAUCI) LEAKED COVID!!!!!
      ACCORDING TO THE FBI AND THE DEPADTMENT (I'm from Boston)OF ENERGY

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. Год назад +9

      So like...we can also be upset about that too right?

    • @MrPhotodoc
      @MrPhotodoc Год назад +12

      She kind of reminds me of the movie Legally Blonde.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +43

      MTG is the aunt we've all blocked on Facebook.

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Год назад

      Imagine a country that is so full of shit that it calls itself the "Home of the Brave" and gets bullied by a three-toed sloth like Representative Man Bear Pig.

  • @davidruiz2474
    @davidruiz2474 Год назад +103

    How dare you sully the good name of neanderthal women 🤣🤣

    • @atiredfloridian777
      @atiredfloridian777 Год назад +15

      Yeah, they're smarter!

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 Год назад

      Neanderthal women were known to work hard and get important tasks done without frivolity, all for the good of themselves and their community.
      Can we bring back neanderthals and replace Mrs. Resting-Bitchface with one?

    • @BobPagani
      @BobPagani Год назад +3

      Some of my best friends are Neanderthal women.

    • @thatswhatisaid8908
      @thatswhatisaid8908 Год назад +1

      @@BobPagani I'd rather be friends with that neanderthal gal, than Marj "the howler monkey" Greene! She looks friendly. Marj looks mean.

    • @MagicMusicSbGl
      @MagicMusicSbGl 2 месяца назад

      how dare you insult neanderthals like that! 🤣

  • @aesclap21
    @aesclap21 Год назад +2

    The MTG bit is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @teknoaija1762
    @teknoaija1762 Год назад +4

    MTG not being able to verbalize a basic number in english speaking simultaneously about degrading math skills in USA,it s just the new record for repub ignorance and illiteracy.Had she done it here in Finland,her career would be over.

    • @bobknull7502
      @bobknull7502 2 месяца назад

      To be fair, she said math and reading skills.......oh crap, that doesn't help her at all.

    • @teknoaija1762
      @teknoaija1762 2 месяца назад

      Nice to have feedback after a year!!@@bobknull7502

  • @thisbushnell2012
    @thisbushnell2012 Год назад +368

    What is most shocking is the inability of a sitting Representative to simply read off a number she herself chose to read, who, we must assume, completed her three R's well before Covid had any effect on education.

    • @mehere8038
      @mehere8038 Год назад +21

      yup exactly, not even maths, just basic reading of numbers!
      I couldn't follow what the numbers were, but using a devilish example for her, it would be 6 million, 6 hundred and sixty six thousand, six hundred and sixty six.
      How hard is it to know you put million after the 7 digit ones, thousand after the 4 digit ones & nothing after the rest?
      I guess those space lasers fried her brain? (well that's what she'll say, but pretty hard when there was no brain to begin with)

    • @christopherweise438
      @christopherweise438 Год назад

      Remember......it's always Republicans who cut the education budget. So.....why does she give a shit if student's math skills are lower? That's what her party WANTS. 🙄

    • @benwu7980
      @benwu7980 Год назад +17

      I think her education level is below actually knowing the 'joke' about the 3 R's

    • @thenarrator3528
      @thenarrator3528 Год назад

      You say the same thing about biden when he stumbled over numbers how many times now?

    • @Girlgamssilver
      @Girlgamssilver Год назад

      You took the words right out of my mouth.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Год назад +364

    First George Santos and now Bill Lee... this is a real drag for the GOP!

    • @TreeCutterDoug
      @TreeCutterDoug Год назад +12

      🥇🏆😎

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +16

      I sometimes wonder if that one lady who was crying over the signing of the Respect For Marriage Act has ever read lesbian erotica?

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. Год назад +3

      You're all bots

    • @gloonnug4797
      @gloonnug4797 Год назад

      Remember when we bowed to the George Floyed lie? So similar to the santos lie 🤣 Aren’t we all comedians?

    • @AwkwrdPrtMskrt
      @AwkwrdPrtMskrt Год назад +10

      You forgot Rudy, he's the first one!

  • @Sandi-ke9mi
    @Sandi-ke9mi Год назад +80

    I am so embarrassed that margarine tater green beans is an elected official in this country. Please stop giving her any attention. If we don’t give her any attention, she will be more upset and implode or self destruct…then poof! Gone! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

    • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
      @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 Год назад

      you sound Graduate of the sovinazi school of Advance PsyWar.
      we have a FREE PRESS and FREE COMEDY HERE
      tell that to ratPutin
      think

    • @nomore6167
      @nomore6167 Год назад

      "If we don’t give her any attention, she will be more upset and implode or self destruct" - She's super proud of her guns and she preaches violence. It's far more likely that she'll go on a killing spree than simply implode or self-destruct.

    • @billyshithead3139
      @billyshithead3139 Год назад +1

      Margarine tater green beans 🤣🤣🤣 that is such a wholesome insult...but it's kind of making me hungry!

    • @melaniekoperski6903
      @melaniekoperski6903 Год назад +1

      Yes, margarine tater green beans should be dumped in a blender.

    • @Sandi-ke9mi
      @Sandi-ke9mi Год назад

      @@melaniekoperski6903 🙌🏻 Exactly.

  • @marywalters9463
    @marywalters9463 Год назад +1

    I love the gag about the Founding Fathers wearing lace, stockings, and wigs! How true!. Just look at at the one dollar bill with Washington in a wig.

  • @medmom11
    @medmom11 Год назад +204

    I think MTG proved our country's math abilities have not been up to par for a long time

    • @nickwallette6201
      @nickwallette6201 Год назад +19

      I knew the punch line before it even happened. My first thought on her diatribe about it having lasting effects on our children's math and reading skills was, "what's your excuse?" And then...
      If life is going to be a parody of itself, it could at least get better writers.

    • @jaquanpowell4605
      @jaquanpowell4605 Год назад

      She's from the south which is the toilet of America.

    • @enigma1331e
      @enigma1331e Год назад

      Well it shows Greens lack of education in her home state. Not all states have lack of education. It's all about where and who has the money.

    • @lukeyork5213
      @lukeyork5213 Год назад +1

      well , its proven that America is pretty stupid really compared to other countries.

    • @andrewkohler3707
      @andrewkohler3707 Год назад +5

      She also proved our court system isn't up to par, since a judge threw out the 14th Amendment §3 challenge to her holding office!!

  • @Amber-xi9fr
    @Amber-xi9fr Год назад +125

    Yes!! On Gov. Lee, has been dropping some of the worse legislation in Nashville for the pass few years. Lied about abortion exceptions too, said there would be be some but there isn't.

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Год назад +7

      "You don't need a vote to raise Hell." - from _The Autobiography of Mother Jones_
      Gather 1,000 people through social media and walk into his office during normal business hours on any weekday and remain there until he does what is right or is forced to resign.
      That is how we ended child labor in the US and got an 8-hour workday. That is how to get things done.

    • @smilesandyoka
      @smilesandyoka Год назад

      If Lee has boys, I hope his kids turn into drag queens!!

    • @Amber-xi9fr
      @Amber-xi9fr Год назад +4

      @@Marijuanifornia Well first of all women didn't have the right to vote while child labor laws were being voted on, today people can march but it doesn't have the same effect it did 100 years ago. Although marching is still an important part, voting is very much important...

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Год назад

      @@Marijuanifornia You know, I was watching a doc about the late Sixties/early Seventies and started wondering, "What happened to us?" I was one of the teenagers who protested the war. We literally pressured the government into calling off the Viet Nam War. We marched for women's rights and got them. Now, a woman's control over her own body has been taken away by a Conservative illegally stacked SCOTUS, but where are the protests. They seem to have died down fast. But of course, this is proof of the stranglehold radical religious right-wing Conservatives are gaining over the former land of the free. They prattle about freedoms while taking them away. What a shame.

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Год назад

      @@Amber-xi9fr A woman said this exact thing to Mother Jones. "How can we bring change if we're not allowed to vote?" She replied, "You don't need a vote to raise Hell."
      Don't march. Don't protest. Don't vote. Just get everyone who's pissed off and walk into government buildings and offices, fill the rooms and hallways, clog every corridor with people so that government employees can't perform their daily duties, and shut the system down until you get what you want.
      City halls, mayors' offices, governors' offices, governors' mansions, etc. Go to where the scumbags are ruining your lives and make them stop. It doesn't require guns and bombs. It doesn't require violence at all. It just takes time. Occupy your local mayor's office and refuse to leave. Show up with so many people that the police can't hope to arrest everyone. I've seen this work with my own eyes. It only took a couple of thousand protesters to force Trump to hide in the White House basement. Order some pizzas and prepare for a showdown.
      Actions speak louder than words.

  • @julieokeefe7235
    @julieokeefe7235 Год назад +4

    She wouldn't make it through her first year of nursing school

  • @tracyrader772
    @tracyrader772 Год назад +2

    "Most likely, potentially" is the same as "60% of the time, it works every time"

  • @rancisgamer
    @rancisgamer Год назад +31

    Marjorie "5 million 1 thousand hundred thousand million 1 five thousand I didn't got to medical school " Green😁

  • @tristanblack1352
    @tristanblack1352 Год назад +27

    Part of me says "trash MTG for her behavior, rather than ad hominum via appearance" but also that Neanderthal jokes has me dead as a caveman

  • @Bigd0gg
    @Bigd0gg Год назад +3

    Hilarious Cobert you killed it on the mtg spoof!😂

  • @betty-joymoreau4363
    @betty-joymoreau4363 Год назад +2

    Watching MTG read is crazy, I guess that’s why education is important.

  • @atiredfloridian777
    @atiredfloridian777 Год назад +44

    Honestly, Lee doesn't even look GOOD in drag so I can kind of understand why he's so embarassed about it. At least he has an excuse for not telling anyone about it, though he's got no excuse for being a major hypocrite. That's just being an asshole.

  • @Jadeskorpion
    @Jadeskorpion Год назад +211

    Did you see Matt Gaetz embarrass himself trying to use Chinese propaganda in a congressional hearing?

    • @BroAnarchy
      @BroAnarchy Год назад +6

      Didn't have to see it haha!

    • @garfield2439
      @garfield2439 Год назад +10

      👍🤭🤭🤭🤭🤡🤡🤡🤡

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. Год назад

      WUHAN CHINESE LABS FUNDED BY AMERICANS (DOCTOR FAUCI) LEAKED COVID!!!!!
      ACCORDING TO THE FBI AND THE DEPARTMENT (I'm from Boston)OF ENERGY

    • @BroAnarchy
      @BroAnarchy Год назад +13

      @@AngryDad.
      I AM THE KING OF ANTARCTICA AND I HAVE AN ARMY OF ROBOT PENGUINS YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE WHAT I SAY BECAUSE MY WORDS ARE IN ALL CAPS

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +14

      OMG! Wasn't that hilarious?

  • @keyissues1027
    @keyissues1027 Год назад +1

    A definition of rediculous: Words that flow out of MTG's mouth.

  • @mrzoinky5999
    @mrzoinky5999 Год назад +3

    Even watching the Biden/nurse bit for a second time and I'm still laughing-crying.

  • @sammyt3514
    @sammyt3514 Год назад +49

    That Biden nurse bit was the funniest thing I've seen on Colbert in a long while; freaking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Год назад +20

    Donald Rumsfeld would describe it as “known unknowns” & “unknown unknowns”.

  • @aladyfirst9184
    @aladyfirst9184 Год назад +4

    Go nurse Pearl!!! Your skills are impeccable 😂

  • @473weasel
    @473weasel Год назад +1

    Colbert called out the low confidence on these 'intelligence' reports. Bravo.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Год назад +88

    MTG: putting the knowing nothing into the new Know Nothing party.

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. Год назад +1

      Another bot

    • @NotSurE-ix1qq
      @NotSurE-ix1qq Год назад +12

      @@AngryDad.

    • @MajorHenryL
      @MajorHenryL Год назад +7

      @@AngryDad. I'm a pepper, would you like to be a pepper too?

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. Год назад

      ​​@@MajorHenryL I'll bet you my house the OP never responds....why? Because you morons are legit...no joke...responding and defending a literal chat bot

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. Год назад

      ​@@NotSurE-ix1qq

  • @jonash5320
    @jonash5320 Год назад +251

    Greene not being able to vocalize the decimal system we all agree on had me dead. You cant even write a better joke than that.

    • @annemettefrederiksen7751
      @annemettefrederiksen7751 Год назад +17

      Nope, she really is the biggest joke of all..

    • @michaelhughes9278
      @michaelhughes9278 Год назад +8

      the best part was she was trying to make an argument against the education system and she couldn't even "recall" the way we pronounce simple numbers.

    • @tommywolfe2706
      @tommywolfe2706 Год назад

      Brandon is the epitome of good jokes if you truly believe that. At least she doesnt sound like Porky the pig every time she opens her mouth. Bet she has never said "million, billion" like Dr. Evil in a sentence either.
      You are really reaching.

    • @glitch-pr3nr
      @glitch-pr3nr Год назад

      Revelations 14:4

    • @glitch-pr3nr
      @glitch-pr3nr Год назад

      ​@@annemettefrederiksen7751 no necromancers

  • @GivePeaceAChance12
    @GivePeaceAChance12 Год назад +11

    Thank you Stephen!! Laughing helps me get through this dangerous time!! So no more mud wrestling, no more wet Tshirt!!

  • @nukhtube3752
    @nukhtube3752 Год назад +2

    I once had a lot of respect for this guy.

  • @commonsense571
    @commonsense571 Год назад +68

    As someone who had experienced a coma the “asahwasahasawahasa” whispers had me absolutely wheezing that was a riot!😂😂😂
    I’m all seriousness yes-Do speak to coma patients but “asawhasah” not so much😂😂

    • @knightish
      @knightish Год назад +6

      It had me laughing hard man.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Год назад +15

    I have low confidence that Subway’s tuna is actually tuna. They should follow George Santos’ example and say it’s “tuna-ish”.

    • @WillBeebe
      @WillBeebe Год назад +3

      creative. love it ❤‍🔥

  • @camillepotter9580
    @camillepotter9580 Год назад +1

    Colbert's cringing reaction was priceless!

  • @mlong1968
    @mlong1968 Год назад +2

    Are they really concerned about children? Who is taking these children to drag shows?! Let people parent their children.

  • @Ford_prefect_42
    @Ford_prefect_42 Год назад +79

    I really wish we had competent politicians

    • @josephgabriel3609
      @josephgabriel3609 Год назад +3

      Keep that wish ALIVE!! LOL!!

    • @RubbingPotatoes
      @RubbingPotatoes Год назад +9

      We get who we vote for, so who do we have to blame?

    • @swampy6194
      @swampy6194 Год назад +2

      All we get are the incontinent.

    • @kicker3536
      @kicker3536 Год назад +5

      @@RubbingPotatoes unfortunately money in politics and career politicians ruins that illusion

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. Год назад

      WUHAN CHINESE LABS FUNDED BY AMERICANS (DOCTOR FAUCI) LEAKED COVID!!!!!
      ACCORDING TO THE FBI AND THE DEPARTMENT (I'm from Boston)OF ENERGY

  • @chrisjones5668
    @chrisjones5668 Год назад +623

    Her talking about what COVID has done to the children's math skills and proceeds to not be able to read a number that was over a million, priceless.

    • @embreis2257
      @embreis2257 Год назад

      isn't MTG proof enough the system was broken and produced illiterate 'alumnis' long before Covid?

    • @derrickstorm6976
      @derrickstorm6976 Год назад +33

      And still saying how no one should be vaccinated

    • @carrite
      @carrite Год назад +34

      Math AND Reading!!!

    • @benjauron5873
      @benjauron5873 Год назад +37

      Cut her some slack. She's never had to contemplate numbers higher than what she can count on her fingers she before.

    • @teknoaija1762
      @teknoaija1762 Год назад +10

      @@derrickstorm6976 Makes you appreciate finnish ed system,now doesn t it?

  • @HowToChangeName
    @HowToChangeName Год назад +3

    "What it did to our children's math and reading levels are horrifying"
    Proceed to fail reading her own number
    Point taken Ms Greene

  • @sunlightcat6974
    @sunlightcat6974 Год назад +69

    You're one of only a handful of people that make me laugh out loud every single time I watch you.
    Thank you!

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 Год назад +1

      Kimmel is pretty funny too. Love my Stephen though.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Год назад +12

    Did, did Grampa Joe just SHARED a kinky nurse story to a bunch of nurses!? NO, Grampa!! NOOO!! Pearl TRUSTED you to keep that on the D.L.!!!

  • @patcomerford5596
    @patcomerford5596 Год назад +4

    MTG is as common as muck.

  • @cal2780
    @cal2780 Год назад +7

    I took a drink of coffee at the wrong time.... So hard not to spit it out.. Stephen whispering " I brought my own pillow,( breathing on Joe) muttering hasawasa 😂 and then Stephen covering his face .... 😂😂😘

  • @x5775
    @x5775 Год назад +27

    The side by side of Marge Traitor Greene with her twin was HILARIOUS!

    • @thatswhatisaid8908
      @thatswhatisaid8908 Год назад +6

      Her twin was prettier, and looked more friendly and approachable, though. Marj is insane, stupid and just plain mean.

    • @annemettefrederiksen7751
      @annemettefrederiksen7751 Год назад +1

      Im perfectly willing to accept the Neanderthal as my ancestor I really really dont want to accept MTG as part of the human gene pool or human at all.

  • @Opinionsrnotfacts574
    @Opinionsrnotfacts574 Год назад +74

    So Marjorie stumbled and mumbled her way through a prepared statement - does that make her cognitively impaired?

  • @billyheaning
    @billyheaning Год назад +2

    I wonder how many times people have spit in her food at restaurants.

  • @AVADAMS1967
    @AVADAMS1967 2 месяца назад +1

    MTG's attempt to read a 'big' number in class. I think that was the moment of Zen, followed by "I'm not a doctor."

  • @RansomeStoddard
    @RansomeStoddard Год назад +6

    MTG: There are three kinds of people, those who can count and those who can’t.

  • @CSmith-oz4wp
    @CSmith-oz4wp Год назад +281

    We now know why the republican leadership in the last administration didn’t want MTG on any committees.

    • @dustinbarlow1623
      @dustinbarlow1623 Год назад

      Maybe the left could follow suit and keep swallwell and Schiff and AOC who said she hates America off committeee.

    • @BigDawg-if7ti
      @BigDawg-if7ti Год назад +22

      That’s not what happened last congressional session. Dems kicked her off

    • @cyndiross7197
      @cyndiross7197 Год назад

      ​@@BigDawg-if7tifir goid reasons. She is a total disgrace and a traitor.

    • @r.perzylo
      @r.perzylo Год назад

      MTG = Marjorie Traitor Greene

    • @jarodstrain8905
      @jarodstrain8905 Год назад

      ​@@BigDawg-if7ti you do realize that republicans also voted to remove her, right?

  • @vitolapinta
    @vitolapinta Год назад +2

    My brain melted listening to the president speak. No idea what he was trying to say

    • @vitolapinta
      @vitolapinta Год назад

      Omg. "Things they don't teach you in nursing school." Woah

  • @deetratoone7468
    @deetratoone7468 Год назад +7

    Thank you Steven for getting Bill Lee so GREATFUL

  • @alioxinfree
    @alioxinfree Год назад +11

    Yes Gov Lee: stop pearl clutching, you did Drag in highschool, life continued on unchanged.

  • @erickoontz6835
    @erickoontz6835 Год назад +16

    “Nurse who pockets the codeine.“
    🤣😆😂😁😆🤣😂

  • @SocksAndPuppets
    @SocksAndPuppets Год назад +2

    Why are the FBI treating FOX as a news channel?

  • @dennisp3314
    @dennisp3314 Год назад +2

    And Ya, most Children I know regularly have a chance to attend a Drag Show. Yes, - that man was actually elected Governor of Tenn.

  • @xmen9916
    @xmen9916 Год назад +31

    Majorie is what we sane people used to call a KOOK!!

    • @macforme
      @macforme 2 месяца назад

      Now she has been elevated to : PAB

    • @Schwarzkald
      @Schwarzkald 2 месяца назад +1

      Oh she's not a kook! she's a wacko!😂

    • @macforme
      @macforme 2 месяца назад

      @@Schwarzkald MTG should never be left without adult supervision!!

    • @TheSuspira666
      @TheSuspira666 2 месяца назад +1

      All the kooks in Ga voted for her.

  • @PitFriend1
    @PitFriend1 Год назад +298

    I’m still amazed that people still try to actually answer MTG’s insane question rants instead of just waiting until she’s done and simply asking “Are you crazy, stupid, or both?”

    • @blackeyedsusan727
      @blackeyedsusan727 Год назад +27

      This is the only logical response to her. Thank you

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Год назад +14

      I think I'd pretend she hadn't spoken at all.

    • @duanemartin1383
      @duanemartin1383 Год назад +2

      Likewise with dementia Joe, the leader of America.
      Remember “NAME ME ONE WORLD LEADER WHO WOULD TRADE PLACES WITH XI!!!! NAME ME ONE!”
      That rant should have been enough fodder for all the little liberal late night hosts to run with for a month.

    • @jimuicker4731
      @jimuicker4731 Год назад +11

      @@duanemartin1383 I can't think of one. Do you have a world leader in mind?

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 Год назад +16

      Both. Definitely both. You don't get those levels of evil in a sane person.

  • @TheCreativeWill
    @TheCreativeWill 2 месяца назад +1

    2-300, Empiiiire!...Today.

  • @CraigGjerdingen-fo7te
    @CraigGjerdingen-fo7te Год назад +2

    So no cheerleaders! 🎉🎉🎉 No Monster Energy girls and the truck rally! Sweet!

  • @joanalorenzo6949
    @joanalorenzo6949 Год назад +91

    Marge and Lauren are in a race to find out who is the dumbest. I say they should split first prize.

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. Год назад

      You don't sound like a human. Bot.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Год назад

      @@AngryDad. Loser

    • @donnakubiski5572
      @donnakubiski5572 Год назад +6

      @@AngryDad. Your sentence makes no sense.

    • @jbtpa895
      @jbtpa895 Год назад +8

      But if they split it 50/50 who will do the math ?

    • @MajorHenryL
      @MajorHenryL Год назад +1

      @@donnakubiski5572 You know when a computer asks if you're a computer to make sure you're not?.....

  • @Tommyoda
    @Tommyoda Год назад +44

    well now we know the M in MTG doesn’t stand for Math.. and Colbert’s reaction to Biden’s nurse experience hilarious 🤣

  • @scambuster1172
    @scambuster1172 Год назад +2

    LMFAO the pillow joke is hilarious

  • @amarnold
    @amarnold Год назад +1

    Lots to love here. The Chicagoan in me heard that "🎶5-8-8🎶" and knows what you did there, Stephen! 💜💔💜

  • @jamesburk8145
    @jamesburk8145 Год назад +22

    That clip of MTG almost had me worried. Like for a minute there she sounded like she actually knew what she was talking about but then she just biffed it right into the dirt. Holy crap that made me laugh. Like, you can't even write shit like this which is I assume why you chose to just roll the clip.

  • @edwardbrownfield3710
    @edwardbrownfield3710 Год назад +10

    Marge couldn’t even say it! Sooo funny!

  • @cafeine
    @cafeine Год назад +1

    This may top the D...T...Jr impressions! Stephen on fire!!!

  • @sheilalopez3983
    @sheilalopez3983 Год назад +4

    Greene the spleen (something we can do without) never disappoints.
    There goes mud wrestling in Tennessee.

    • @ericahouston4395
      @ericahouston4395 Год назад +1

      We can do without a spleen but we’re much better off with it. Unlike greene.

  • @norarivers2744
    @norarivers2744 Год назад +20

    Sincere shout out of respect & gratitude to Military Nurse Pearl Nelson & ALL nurses 😘💛✨

  • @candicekellyhomes
    @candicekellyhomes Год назад +100

    Colbert’s wit and humor are hilarious!! MTG😂😂😂

    • @gloonnug4797
      @gloonnug4797 Год назад +4

      Shouldn’t you be more concerned with his lying and gaslighting? Oh!! Oh! Of course not! Sorry wrong meeting!! 🤭

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Год назад +19

      @@gloonnug4797 He's not lying or gaslighting. Your party is. Ask Rupie Murdoch and co.

    • @jazzfan7491
      @jazzfan7491 Год назад +14

      @@gloonnug4797 Got any examples? Or you just flinging insults at the wall?

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. Год назад

      WUHAN CHINESE LABS FUNDED BY AMERICANS (DOCTOR FAUCI) LEAKED COVID!!!!!
      ACCORDING TO THE FBI AND THE DEPADTMENT (I'm from Boston)OF ENERGY

    • @gloonnug4797
      @gloonnug4797 Год назад

      @@jazzfan7491 hi Jazzfan.. well, you are a fan and a person so inclined to comment so you can easily remember the majority of things this guy said over the last 4 years and backboard that with the actual atrocities of the day.. I mean, are you saying you need reminding? What is this?

  • @alissacheck4194
    @alissacheck4194 Год назад +4

    Is TN gonna ban hooters too ?

  • @susankeefer5981
    @susankeefer5981 Год назад +2

    Stephen, how did you miss President Biden dragging Majorie Traitor Greene and Rick Scott in that speech?! It was priceless. 😂

  • @KingMe_42
    @KingMe_42 Год назад +12

    That side by side picture of Green got me in tears I'm done 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JayTee2985
    @JayTee2985 Год назад +11

    If MTG is a doctor, I will leave against medical advice. 😂

  • @terriem3922
    @terriem3922 Год назад +1

    One of your best monologues, including pictures

  • @GregKeane
    @GregKeane Год назад +2

    we are dumber for having listened to MTG

  • @Auldridgencube
    @Auldridgencube Год назад +30

    That whole part about Biden really sent me 🤣🤣🤣. Colbert is unmatched

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Год назад +80

    EmptyG had trouble learning numbers as a child counting fingers & toes because of her spork feet. She’s missing a few digits (and a lot of brain cells).

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. Год назад

      WUHAN CHINESE LABS FUNDED BY AMERICANS (DOCTOR FAUCI) LEAKED COVID!!!!!
      ACCORDING TO THE FBI AND THE DEPARTMENT (I'm from Boston)OF ENERGY

    • @TheMonroemomma
      @TheMonroemomma Год назад +1

      Spork feet and emptyG… This is my favorite Comment on the Internet today.

  • @grandeloca6184
    @grandeloca6184 Год назад +2

    Oh my gosh the ending :) love you Stephen

  • @soleary77
    @soleary77 Год назад +2

    Can't believe you'd drag neanderthals like that Stephen.

  • @aydellpen4323
    @aydellpen4323 Год назад +7

    I'm a nurse, can't quit laughing 😆