Shocking: Diddy's FBI Raids & Elon's Neuralink Triumph! | Ep 104
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- Опубликовано: 25 мар 2024
- Yesterday, rapper and mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs had two of his homes in L.A. and Miami swarmed by homeland security and armed officials. Diddy is facing four lawsuits associated with sexual misconduct, rape, and human trafficking. Elon Musk has successfully put a Neuralink implant in a willing human subject. The mystery of Kate Middleton is solved.
Guest: Austin Anderson
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When I saw Diddy's house was raided, all I could think of was the "Hypnotize" video with Biggie when they're on the run in that boat being chased by helicopters, life imitating art!
😂😂😂 thats what i thought about too
Ikr? And all of the stacks of cash start blowing away from the helicopter's blades,I recall that. 😂👍
He got away in a private jet before the raid, someone in the government might have tipped him off...
@@johannesstephanusroos4969 "Yeah, this is the Big Guy, got a message for Fluffy, no Puffy, not, I mean Daddy, uh ice cream, uh that's not the thing, Diddy, get out of the house, it's a raid, NO JOKE!"
-Biden, probably
Its not life imitating art, its artists being so far above the law that they don't bother to hide anything.
Defund the FBI.
And the cia
Aim higher
"She's North Korean. She's on podcasts telling stories that don't add up."
Dammit, I got milk all over my monitor.
The neuralink sketch is one of the best put together sketches I’ve seen in a long time. Nice work
... and that kids, is how the legend of "Glittertits Landau" was born...😂😂😂
Excellent. Need some Normal World tonight. ❤️🥰
Last week with that Dan Schneider footage, I 100% thought it was Dave in one of his outfits for a sketch. I only realised it was real when I saw it on another show lol
It looked like tonight's guest was MacGruber.
from when SNL was actually funny
There's a video game called mcpixel I highly recommend
I thought Billy Ray Cyrus circa early 2000s at first lol but I also get the macgruber look now! 😂
@@fredEVOIXI thought the movie was hilarious too!
That made me smile too.
The neurochip bit really spoke to me😂😅
can we get dave a professional set up if hes gonna do remote? love the show
He had one but it was destroyed by the car accident
That sketch was brilliant
Lmao , love Dave's funeral idea
FunEral: Wheel me out on a charcuterie board for cannibals to feast. While AC/DC's 'it's a long way to the top' plays over loud speakers on loop, those cannibals then hike to the top of a volcano and paraglide into the lava filled caldera while a massive drunken party takes place
I guess.
@@ashtonlorainew it's humane. they're cannibals
That's funny. I'm driving through Nebraska as i listen to this. Cosmic alignment.
The Goodlife 😎
Great show & the chip Sketch was hilarious 🤣
I love Austin - this is great! So happy to see you guys!
Funeral plans:
An animatronic/marionette show. Something cute and lighthearted could be good after a natural disaster. You know, like a Disneyland attraction. The *fun* -eral never has to end.
Or
A well publicized free stunt show. Body attached to a dirt bike, set on fire, then launched through The Gauntlet of Death. It all goes horribly wrong.
Then the funeral director comes out and begins saying, "Thank you all for coming to the funeral of ___. I didn't know ___ in life but looking out at the group gathered, I'd imagine they made quite an impression. Now at this time I'd like to ask if anyone has any stories or memories about ___, that they'd like to share, please come forward."
Or
Exploding glitter boobs, bugged out eyes and charcuterie.
Since I actually have a bit of sparkalaphobia (fear of glitter. yes that's what they named it, I just found out myself), Dave's idea actually scares me more, than the first idea at least. Pirates of the Caribbean was my favorite ride at Disneyland in the 90s and I'm pretty sure they hadn't replaced the human remains yet. The second idea is pretty bad, but it's the first one that came into my head. Oooh...
Coffin bomb. Just drop it over soft soil and see how far it buries itself. Carpet coffin bomb (coffin carpet bomb?) the countryside. Attach gps tags, so you can put up the headstones after.
Then there's the ever popular,
"Rumble pack" and a recording of the person's muffled voice shouting about still being alive and cursing out the observers, as the coffin gets lowered.
crowder eats man chowder
you can tell by the twinkle in his eyes
Ahoy from west Tennessee!
I love this show.
I love the skits
2PAC knew !! That's why he said "I hit him up!"
End of the World! Dave even says “the end is coming”. WTF!?
Thanks for having Austin on, we hope everyone enjoys Seeker Driven!
Frank Castle's original family name was Castiglione;they were from Sicily but Castle's grandfather had to flee to America,after killing the son of one of his rivals during a war between families. It's in a three part story that was published in Punisher:War Journal.
Edit:The CIA killed Marilyn Monroe. According to the two hitmen who the Mafia sent to take care of her she was already dead when they found her.
It's not the only time the deep state was involved and it's not the last!
“Type out in the comments how you want to have your funeral!”
Dave: “Because the end is coming..”
amazing outro😂
As late as possible is how I'd want mine.
How did I not know about this show !?
I want to be catapulted into the grand canyon while the jack ass theme plays wearing a tutu . Don't know what I would want for my funeral though .😮
Ugh.
Welcome home. Glad you're ok
Austin is hilarious. Great to see him back.
15:41 that explains why I always feel like I’m dying.
Dave reminds me of George Sr. When he goes to prison and trys to attend a party through a video visit😂
QB you and Angela need to find time to see Winnie the Pooh blood and honey 2 this week and review it. Never in my life did I expect to see Winnie the Pooh wielding a chainsaw 🤣
What does it mean that Dave only films remotely in front of doors? 😂
(Sorry about the car accident!)
For my fun funeral, since I have had a permanent ostomy since I was 15, first all the flower arrangements would be in ostomy bags with water that's dyed brown instead of vases. Then, when the mortuary is preparing my body, he would take out my intestines and install an air cannon with confetti in my stomach. As the funeral is going on, my final ostomy bag on my stomach would slowly inflate, making everyone worry, but then it would finally pop off my body and the air cannon would be launching confetti into the air, turning a somber affair into a festive one.
I thought Dave was making a joke about the bridge collapse with the car wreck story
It's Dave, you never know! 😂
I'll be at the show in Nashville Dave! Looking forward to it my man! Sorry to hear about your accident 😔 Glad you're alright though
My funeral.. creamtion by bonfire. My ashes shot out of a tee shirt cannon onto the attendees. The director announces after, "She will always be with you."
Freedom of speech
For my funeral, I want to be dressed up as a squirrel sporting hot pants, on a motorized carrousel wearing roller skates as my tail brushes the people going by, while song “private dancer” will be played in the style of the chipmunks.
I think kubrik touched upon the Black Dahlia in "Eyes Wide Shut". Ad came to understand why from Lolita..
Beautiful
justput me straight in the dirt,few feet down where the dirt is cool, the build a fire on top,everybody can sit around the campfire with their favorite bevaredge,and ill be right thre withem
Nice but fires are hot, you might start sizzling.
@@ashtonlorainewit would start smelling like a pig roast...
Bad Bad Bad Bad Boys.....makes him feel so good??
Closed casket. Prince Purple rain starts playing. The doors lock. Grape Kool aid begins to pour out of the sprinkler system at the chorus. Mid song before prince starts yelling. Boom coffin lid blows off. Revealing two honey bee hives and my urn. The words eppie pin inside etched on the urn. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. Most of my in-laws are highly allergic to bees. Whos not good enough now. Just kidding. I love them all.
This is the new standard
Can Angela get a chip and do a skit?🤣🤣🤣
What? She's in a bunch of good ones. Wtf are u talking about?
A nuralink skit
14:46 yes I'm hoping that that is the sentence I get in lieu of going to federal prison for 109 months to life
Quarter Criminal has really grown in dave' absents.,..
lol I want an over the top Victorian funeral. Horse drawn hearse and everything. I’ve already told my best friend that if I go first she has to attend in a historically accurate mourning dress with full shroud.
I'm gonna be a tree when I die. No, really, you can be planted with a tree and your decaying flesh will feed the seedling. Can't wait to be Giving Tree.
I really liked this idea as well,until i heard it explained about it not being possible right no,but maybe in the future. I don't remember the explanation though, I just remember my dreams being crushed.... 😭
I would want my funeral to be closed casket, no dress code, open bar, no service, only family, and the casket is empty because I've been cremated. i had to sit through two funerals in one week, they suck, i want my family to come together, but i don't want them to be sad.
I love this this show. Great chemistry between the 3 of them. Introduced me to so many great new comics to follow. Now a new porn category I hadn't considered.
16:01 I think that once somebody who has the neuralink does an acid trip and doesn't mushroom trip or does the DMT trip they would be able to upload that experience into the neurolinks neural net back in the cloud and then perhaps that experience could be shared with other users without the chemical...😮 Whoa then you could theoretically if that's possible flip a switch or hit a button on your cell phone and be like I want to be high for 15 minutes instead of committing to a whole 8 hours
There's a video of Usher on Howard Stern show. Usher was saying how he seen things no young kid should have seen. Howard Stern asked Usher if he would let his kids go to camp Diddy, and Usher responded "Hell No!"
Micheal Jackson vibes
At first glance, the grammy symbol next to PDDs head looked like a poop emoji.
If you like Rebel Wison, check out the Aussie series she was in called 'Fat Pizza'. Comedy GOLD.
Wrap me up in a good quilt, toss me under the sod, and sing a hymn over me. That's all I want.
36:31 the movie was brothers grimsby. If you're planning on watching it, I only have one word for you: elephant.
When your stoned and dyslexic and you read the sign as the autism show
So, fun story the only comic I have ever read, my mom got me because I was sick.
It was the issue where frank castle ends up having plastic surgery to change his appearance and ends up being a black man.
So, can you explain why Princess Kate looked so different in the cancer video? Why didn’t the lip movement match the words?
😂 31:00 😂
So I literally wrote in my Willa Playlist that I want played at my funeral and it starts with who let the dogs out and ends with katy Perry's teenage Dream.
Originally, I did this because I wanted my funeral to be a party but now it's just gonna be to mess with people...hadn't thought of exploding glitter bombs though, might be a nice touch
If Dave is having that funeral then I’m showing up as Buffalo Bill.
Dave, you were freaking hilarious at The Midwest Comedy Tour in Beloit. We loved the new material. I hope you'll join them again next year
P Diddy was dead to me when he ruined Kashmir.
Pardon my ignorance, but is that a person? Or maybe a song/place, I don't know
@@johannesstephanusroos4969I thought he was talking about the sweaters 😂
Tusk is something!
Funeral- I don’t see any other funeral plans, so here’s mine.
Very simple. I want to live forever. Bury me in a blue district, and blue district, so that every 4 years I can vote.
The reason people are rooting for neuralink is because it has the potential to fix things about the human body...like blindness or being deaf for example.
It may even someday allow a person with a severed spinal cord to regain full body function by bypassing the break.
For the every day person yeah its kinda creepy. It will probably never reach that level of technology or acceptance in my lifetime.
But for someone who has already had multiple brain surgeries and other things implanted I'm sure it's a lot more welcome.
Yeah at that point, why not? I would try anything to regain bodily function and the technology is going to be perfected so its a win win.
It's nice to see that normal world gave Billy Ray Cyrus another gig, even though he's going by the alias "Austin🤣
I'm sorry the look is uncanny and he's much funnier
Even Diddys herpes saying take that , take that.
Cremated and mailed to a non address so i get perminatly housed in a post office. And every couple of years they try to deliver me. 😊
I don't care about a funeral. I want to be scattered over the Tetons mountains. Not just cause it's my favorite national park but also because of what Teton means in French. 😂😂
They were actually named after a pair of tits right?
Removes the statute of limitations for what? In general? If that's the case, we're all just fucked.
Yeah fck that. They exist for a reason. If something bad happens to you, you really need to come forward asap if you want justice.
Lol
Bridget!!
Well,now I’ll have Betty Davis eyes in my head for a while. Errr
Actually kayne has been talking about Diddy for ever
Kanye?
So I found out that they can turn your dead body into a diamond, so I want that and put it into a ridiculous looking pendant, and have someone hold it up with a clear plastic rotating setup, so it looks like it's floating, while they stare up at it smiling for the whole funeral, like I died playing zelda. But also have no theme, besides basic funeral, so that most people won't get the reference, and those who do won't be sure I meant to make it.
Dave is literally just phoning it in.
I think normal world and kill tony are shadow banned.they dont show up in my notifications.
Yaira is the 4th campaign, after Isom, Isom 2, and Alpha Core
This podcast is if ninjas are butterflies were drunk and degenerate 🤷🏻♂️
H.H. P DIDDY HOLMES?
You mean the creator of the infamous Murder Castle,which did a huge brisk business during the Chicago(?) World's Fair?
garret " he's not getting tired cus he's not using his brain to get tired " only one not getting tired is you garret , yuck
Before anyone says anything about me at my funeral they must first grab one of my toes and refer to me as "this little piggy". I will have an apple in my mouth and when they are done, they have to take a bite out of said apple. Then as everyone exits the building they will repeat "wee wee wee" . Then humongous bouncers dressed as wolves with bonetts will await, ready with those unraveling paper party whistles while the people slip and slide on dozens and dozens of fish heads
If only Dave was taller or B-rad was shorter 😂😂looks just like the guy
She’s just a white girl with smart eyes
Bridget! Women!
No End of the World?
Glad you didn't hurt that sexy sexy face (sorry Mrs. Dave's wifey) but for real hope you are okay. Accident's can really shake up the inside of the body. Healing vibes coming just in case ❤
I want to be buried ass up so everyone has a place to park their bicycles Or have a Final Fantasy 7 song play with a big screen saying game over thanks for playing
You’d have to plan preservation for the bike idea.
The song video is more doable.
@@ashtonlorainew 🤣🤣🤪 I sure would
Free Jared Monroe
Playing God never worked out for anyone 🕊❤️🙏
Justin looks scared
I want the Cyberpunk world of Deus Ex Human Revolution/Mankind Divided, or Cyberpunk 2077. That's when inwill let the implants in. Till then I'm not a beta tester
Sting had to sue P.Diddy and Sting won all earnings from that song. Everyone thinks they had a deal. Well court induced after the fact. I’ll be suing you.
Katie let DAMION see his baby
?
sky burial
He has many doors " of color "