they PATCHED Gordon Freeman from TF2 😢😭
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- Опубликовано: 3 май 2024
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Literally "Herobrine was removed from the game"
- Removed Herobrine
fr
now we gotta have this in every update like localization
Removed The Observer
@@ThatNoobKing Removed the interloper
"Ah! Gordon Freeman." -Tf2 propably
"In the flesh. Or, in the patch notes"
"Weren't you supposed to be in Nucleus half an hour ago? "
Not anymore
The 10th class.
that gordan freeman is a bloody spy!
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-Gordon Freeman
Words to live by
Gordon freeman made a 4chan greentext:
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when Gordon said " . ! ?! ! ! ?" i felt that
"Our latest installment in the ongoing adventures of Gordon Freeman"
Great quote
Dancing Freeman is absolutely cursed.
Agreed. But now I want to see Gordon do the conga line.
@@chpsilva omg i need to see that right tf now I might die from how cursed it will b tho
just wait until he's in fortnite
@@26dollarparty hips freeman
World's most silent yee haw
I like that they label some bug fixes with insane ramblings (like when sniper tried to eat his gun) without elaborating. You just wonder what the hell were these people doing.
Probably to stick a bit with the game's humour.
Remember "Fixed a bug where players who get sent to Hell would not have visible bumper cars"?
@ Probably. Though the style of the game does make it so that one line bug descriptions can sound silly even when written in theory straight faced. Note like "Fixed a bug where players who get sent to X would not have visible Y" could be from just about any game, TF2 just happens to have hell and bumper cars in it.
Sniper eating his gun, was because the player swaped from heavy at a precise moment for sandwich eating.
Interestingly enough, like how this bug tried calling for a non-existent Gordon Freeman, the “Sniper eating his gun” bug was because of the game calling for removed animations for a scrapped weapon (The High Noon).
Behind each weirdly specific patch note where you wondered "Why did that even happen?" is a bigger question:
"How did someone figure that out?"
There's a story behind each one, and the developers want to convey at least a little bit of their hunting story. These kinds of patch notes are like turning the bug into a wall mounted trophy.
If they just put Gordon Freeman on every map so code doesn't freak out it would be very VALVE solution
-Gordon Freeman was released on every map and now roams each freely
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
@Freddisred So wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and _smell the Sandvich._
I wouldn't blame them, I'd do the same.
Very Bethesda solution*
It amazes me how much legacy code from Half-Life there is still in TF2
I mean, even the Half-Life 1 and Gold Source.
"If it aint broke, dont fix it!"
probably the reason why TF2 has source spaghetti inside it
Or quake 1
you'll probably find some quake code in the source 2 engine to be honest.
Source is literally just modified GoldSrc which is just modified WorldCraft...
Source 2 is built from the ground up.
A fun fact is, it's called "Source" because the entire code within Valve is "Open Source", meaning if you changed something, EVERY other game would change.
Which is why it was an unspoken rule to NEVER touch Source, no matter how god awful it runs or is, because changing an RGB value in Half-Life 2, could break L4D1 for some reason.
Source 2 is effectively, what if we take Source, and remove 20+ years of code, and THEN recode it better.
"This patch stops TF2 from having Gordon Freeman Separation Anxiety" lmaooo
How do I apply this patch to myself?
Homestuck PFP spotted
GFSA
Gordon Freeman: The 10th Class
I though he was class 0.
What about Saxton Hale according to news articles?
He was there all along
@@SlavaArduino123 fake and gay
@@CharaGonzalez-lt7yw Real
I've said it before I'll say it again, it's amazing how much mileage people are getting out of Gordon's Alyx model even though it was never intended to be seen directly or in good lightning.
Yeah he's Gordon Freeman
Considering that the only alternative is his HL1 model, it makes sense.
well, gordon is a gemerald
@@Roeblozno, there's also the HL2: Survivor model
@@Roebloz HL2 survivor Gordon also exists.
Fun fact:
RED, BLU, Atlas and P-Body, Allies and Axis, Terrorists and Counter-Terrorists, all work on the same system as Rebels and Combine in HL2DM
Not sure about Portal 2 robots though.
@@fantastikboom1094 They're part of the same team, there's just no opposing team. Theoretically you could spawn in another pair of robots on the enemy team.
@@carissamace What would Portal PVP even look like?
Team Fortress is literally the first free dlc Valve released in the form of HL TFC. I bet the core foundation of teamplay multiplayer was built for it, and got adapted for every other game afterwards that needed teams.
@@mfaizsyahmi But teamplay was already present in Half-Life. Not only that, it existed in Quake 1 too.
The right man in the wrong game can make all the difference in the world
quite literally
So wake up, mr freeman... wake up and... smell the crashes...
@@CheeseChurger”I didn’t see you here”
"Wait a minute, That's not Gordon Freeman! That's the bloody Demoman!!!"
is this demo mesa?
"dies"
THAT GORDON FREEMAN IS A BLOODY~ SENTRY~
OHOHAHEHAAAH
@@37o37s *fucking explodes"
This completely nonfunctional code causing a crash makes me wonder how much more junk is running in TF2's background that does absolutely nothing but hog processor time.
Probably comparable, if not less of a performance hit, vs other commercial engines where everything is generalized/abstracted as much as possible in order to provide functionality that works for all types of games.
Not to get too technical, but a bunch of ''if'' statements that ALWAYS fail will be practically negligible performance-wise due to cpu branch prediction. Certainly can introduce unexpected bugs though.
Isn't there code left over all the way from Quake 1? (but it does something rendering related irc)
@@davymachinegun5130 I mean, almost certainly? There's likely to be a lot of ''utility functions'' and other code that is independent of the actual design/structure of the engine, that works perfectly fine and there would be no reason to change or remove it.
Something like the auto-aim functionality for example, would boil down to nothing more than ''standard'' math where you have a starting and ending position and you calculate the angles/direction; maybe the function takes in an explicit ''Gordon object'', maybe it's a general ''character object'', or it could literally just be the start/end positions(which it would ultimately grab from the character object). VERY likely that it would be structured function(GORDON) -> calls function(end_pos, start_pos). The final function would probably be used in many places within the codebase, for things like projectile trajectories, character movement, physics in general, etc.
While there is a lot of validity to complain about ''20'' year old code, it's also kind of an ignorant complaint if you're getting granular.
@@davymachinegun5130the source engine was iterated off the quake engine. Q1 engine > goldsrc > source > source 2
@@davymachinegun5130I can tell you that there's commands that are in TF2 today that are leftovers from quake. I'm pretty sure the NPC node system, which is also in TF2, which also does nothing in TF2, is an updated version of the one used in quake 1
I can’t believe they removed Gorden from tf2. He single handily carried game by simply existing.
Yeah, this is Madcap all over again.
freeman has fallen, millions must quit
Poor Gordon , GMan has put him to stasis. And now Gabe vanished him from an alternate universe.
"Ah Gordon Freeman in the flesh, or rather in the HUD element..."
Gordon freeman separation anxiety is something i never thought id hear but here i am
This whole saga really has me really wanting to play as Gordon in TF2 now, like something reminiscent of Saxton
You mean fortress connected and lambda fortress? That is still a thing
@@bruh_ayothepizzahere TIL. I've Googled twice at this point but if you put "Gordon Freeman in TF2" you get basically no results.
You liked vs Saxton Hale, get ready for Hunt Down The Freeman!!!
@NeonBeeCat you fucked up my face!
Vscript version of MVM where everyone is Gordon with a shotgun, and all the bots are Headcrab zombies.
Gordon doesn't need to hear all of this, he's a highly trained professional!
We all trying to find Gordon Freeman, even Valve itself tries. But that one janitor...
Gordon Freeman reaction: ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
It translated his response on mobile
why the fuck can I translate this to english when it's already english
@@GamerzPro1231 on pc too
@@suspecm6316 magic
@@suspecm6316 youtube screwed up something in thier spaghetti code and now every user is getting awful translations, regardless of what device theyre using (joke)
I love seeing things like this. It's like the coconut.png, but reverse and real
At least the cutout of a cow is equally as funny as the coconut, and it's real
32-bit TF2: "Ah yes, Gordon Freeman, just as I remembered you."
64-bit TF2: "My God, you have changed at least one iota!"
So, the tenth class had actually been Gordon all this time.
Morgan Freeman is Tf2's Herobrine and he will "..." In every update
Morgan Freeman?
you probably mean "gordon" my friend
Morgan will be the new HL2 character
*Vortigaunt* This is the Freeman
*Soldier* NOO...
*Vortigaunt* The Combine reckoning has come
*Soldier* DEAR GOD...
Scientist: "Quit screwing with the team fortress"
They patched Gordon Freeman? How will 2fort run now? Oh wait, we still have the turtling engies, we're still good boys
0:03 I love how its worded like it now actually CHECKS if the player is Gordon Freeman
I love it when freeman said “ ” then he build a dispenser
1:09 In this context it sounds like if Gordon Freeman was here once and was gone for years but now present day he came back but is somewhere the public eye can’t see him in
I blame the combine for this
Only in a game as old as tf2 would there be junk code from a previous game that does ABSOLUTLY nothing, and yet can crash the game.
Gordon doing the engineer dance is unbelievably cursed.
Tf2 is like an archeology site. The more the game gets updated the more ancient spaghetti code lying dormant awakens to crash the game
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference"
-Gman
'Gordon Freeman separation anxiety' is not a sentence I was prepared to hear
I love the anime plot twist in the end that it just doesn't do anything.
That Gordon is a bloody- MEDIC!! *Laugh taunt*
I think by the time the upgrade was done, the code started to severely miss Gordon.
The fact that a geiger counter is considered a part of your hud in Half-Life is the most "Source" thing I've ever heard.
Looks like computers like gordon just as much as we do
speaking of legacy code, a quake leftover i remember that tf2 has is the ability to move around with your mouse by holding alt. i have no idea why, but it sometimes happens after you alt+tab, and knowing it comes all the way from quake is crazy
I use this to do the funny pooped pants walk sometimes lmao
tf2 still has the quick look from quake??????????? ... heh
_"I couldn't believe until I saw it with my own eyes, Doctor Gordon Freeman himself!"_
1:09
Aren't we all?
Go away, Gionah Gioathan I don’t remember your name too well for some reason Shari by the way there are you can
@@joshuaperkins4985Did you mean Giorno Giovanna? Also what 💀
Maybe gordon freeman were friends we made along the way
Nooo, Cordon Bleu....
*_FREEMAN, YOU FOOL!_*
“Gordon Freeman Separation Anxiety” Is what half life fans have experienced for the past decade or so.
"Valve where's HL3?"
"That's covered by LITERALLY EVERY FPS GAME WE'VE MADE SINCE THEN!"
"Do you know who ate all the Donuts?"
This clearly means half-life 3 is coming soon guys! Any day now we’ll get half life 3! I know it’s coming, I can feel it in my bones! It’s gonna happen soon! I know it!
yeah sure grandpa, now lets get you to bed.
@@meganooobie You’ll never take me alive!
Can you believe it, guys? half-life 3! Just a week away. half-life 3 is in a week! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. half-life 3, just a week away. Oh, wow. Can you believe it? half-life 3! Just in a week! It got here so fast. half-life 3, just a week away!
boneless
any second now...
0:50
dipping my pyro in radioactive materials
TF2 has been silently checking for Gordon all these years
We're going back in time to the original source code to get Gordon off the menu.
That's right, we're going back in time to the original source code to get Gordon OFF THE MENU
Good to know that Valve gives thr Source monster sacrifices of player objects rather than removing some useless lines of code
Can't wait for Creepypastas of people seeing Gordon freeman in Tf2
It was yet andother day with no updates, I was playing 2fort on EU servers at night. The server was almost empty. All of a sudden I hear familiar audio. Everyone else disconnects and the only one left on the enemy team is just called Mr. Freeman. I think nothing of it, and continue playing. But once I find the enemy, they are playing as the tenth class. Gordon Freeman. I shoot at him, but he just stands there and takes it. Eventually I get kicked from the server with the quote "the right man in the wrong place can make all the difference."
read that video title in a "crying & distressed homer" voice
The family of Half-Life games is so confusing. It starts all the way back from quake. And how they connected quake before it was permitted. (TF origins are the best known example of source. Bit more existed.)
That's okay, TF2, we are _all_ looking for Gordon Freeman.
looking for his games, to be specific
i LOVE seeing the tf2 characters in non-tf2 maps, their so big
Pyro is Gordon Freeman
I must now hunt down the Freeman for your sin😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
Pyro's true gender revealed: Gordon Freeman
Gordon... Freeman? Heh, Mister Shounic... You wouldn't NEED all that to imprison... Gordon Freeman.
Imagine if they added Gordon Freeman as the 10th class
Meet the Scientist
Meet the Highly Trained Professional
I was waiting for this one! Well done breakdown as always :)
This has "Removed Herobrine" kind of energy
Honestly, one of the funniest non-Sims patch note I've seen.
Its just a reference to "HL Vr but the ai is self aware" when gordon dreams about being in tf2
Conspiracy: GMan is just Gray Mann but shortened
When Gray died in the comics he was isekai'd to Half Life Verse.
I was WAITING for you to make this video 😂😂
Spaghetti moment
Sometimes I wonder if we'll ever run out of insane source spaghetti to make these videos but we truly never will
Gordon doesn’t need to hear all this, he’s a highly trained professional
It's like the game finally had enough processing power to go... "Wait what?? Where is Gordon Freeman?? This is meant to be half-life"
I'll be honest, I had to double check the upload date because I thought the video was like... 6 years old when I saw "tf2 patched"
'TF2 is an elaborate hl2 mod'
64bit update: HELLO
this bug was fixed from the 64bit version
He's coming back with a vengeance. He demands Valve makes HL3.
the so-called ongoing adventures in question:
"The wrong man in the right game can crash the it" -Grey Mann probably
Look Gordon! Autoaim! We can use this to- HELP ME GORDON
TF2 secretly installed Half-Life 3 that it broke the entire game
new game mode idea
VGF
Versus Gordon Freeman
you have an entire team of normal tf2 players vs a single player playing as gordon freeman, he has the full roster, gets all ammo types from ammo crates, and there are alot of areas he can get to that the normal mercs cannot
its like hidden but worse
fire
1:08 "it's trying to find Gordon Freeman"
So you're saying that it's trying to Hunt Down the Freeman?
doing it so well that it crashes, no less
Finally bro I’ve been waiting for something about the 64 bit update
The gordon model over engineer cracked me up way more than it should have
Well, that explains the spaghetti code
Gordon doenst need to hear all this, he is a high trained professional
i have so many questions
-perfect cell dbza
Lmao at the dancing Freeman.
Shounic you make me shoot loads all over my keyboard.
Same bro
I'd ask, but I'm just disappointed in you.
kinky owo
so that's how you typed this comment...
Relatable
This must be those unforeseen consequences that blue guy was talking about
I imagine autoaim was for the Orange Box port
Makes sense that you made Gordon have the engineer animations
"Wait a second... That's not Gordon Freeman!"
(hl2.exe has stopped working.)
RISE and shine Mr.HEAVY
Grzegorz Wolno-człowiek to szef
this bug should have released before HL: Alyx, that would have been such a cool hint to whats gonna happen there
I love how Gordon is actually an Engi, with Gordon's model
They're waiting for you in Badwaterrrrr...
I would love it if they would just add a Gordan Freeman in all the maps