All Endings: Canada

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024

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  • @wiktorco
    @wiktorco 2 года назад +601

    Secret Mongol Ending
    The Mongols, after reaching Alaska, settled there, after a while they began to continue expansions to the lands of Canada

  • @GuyontheInternet525
    @GuyontheInternet525 2 года назад +1123

    Turtledove Ending: USA Annexes all of Canada with the exception being Quebec after winning the Great War

    • @daniel-johnson_dam
      @daniel-johnson_dam 2 года назад +23

      Would be nice

    • @ryanrichardson5844
      @ryanrichardson5844 2 года назад +18

      You bastards annex us, you deserve to deal with Québec i will revolt if u don’t deal with their stupid bs

    • @Guyfromquebec
      @Guyfromquebec 2 года назад +13

      I mean they would shit themselves from us quebecois swearing that much i guess

    • @daniel-johnson_dam
      @daniel-johnson_dam 2 года назад +14

      @@Guyfromquebec fucking vrai mon chum

    • @MaxwellAerialPhotography
      @MaxwellAerialPhotography 2 года назад +9

      Actual best ending. Because fuck Quebec.

  • @azj_
    @azj_ 2 года назад +817

    The Canuck Real Ending was totally unexpected, not gonna lie tho

    • @floridaball4896
      @floridaball4896 2 года назад +10

      It's the Neu Katzland ending

    • @smoke9847
      @smoke9847 2 года назад +2

      Hmmmmm

    • @loneshewolf74
      @loneshewolf74 2 года назад +1

      We're nice, but we're not that nice.

    • @sevensouls009
      @sevensouls009 2 года назад +7

      That gave me literal chills

    • @jordanandrew6382
      @jordanandrew6382 2 года назад +1

      we are nice enough that we won't create a empire... well... unless we get pissed off by another nation...

  • @goldengolem4725
    @goldengolem4725 2 года назад +213

    *Pain Scale:*
    2:24 No pain.
    0:12 Mild.
    0:00 Moderate.
    1:12 Severe.
    0:24 Very severe.
    0:36 *Intense screeching*

    • @Game_Hero
      @Game_Hero 2 года назад +17

      Why is the right of people to rule themselves "very severe"?

    • @Sinang026
      @Sinang026 2 года назад +5

      2:40 .

    • @benitomussolini8544
      @benitomussolini8544 2 года назад +12

      @@Game_Hero Because Canada would be fractured, would be great for Quebec, awful for Canada.

    • @Game_Hero
      @Game_Hero 2 года назад +11

      @@benitomussolini8544 great for Quebec, great for Canada, divorcing yet staying friends and allowing Canada to focus more on itself and the same goes to Quebec, everybody wins.

    • @benitomussolini8544
      @benitomussolini8544 2 года назад +22

      @@Game_Hero Not really, economically that would be bad for Canada, also they would lose a lot of their power in the world.
      Quebec would also be less economically stable.
      Let me tell you this, if that ever happens in Canada, they better unify with Australia or New Zealand to create a more influential nation.

  • @Apgl257
    @Apgl257 2 года назад +185

    Cursed Cadian Ending: The Canadian space program successfully settles a world near the Eye of Terror, ensuring the survival of Canadian culture for thousands of years

    • @squashiy
      @squashiy 2 года назад +5

      You spelled the first Canadian wrong

    • @alexbrewer8552
      @alexbrewer8552 2 года назад +29

      @@squashiy No he didn't, he's referencing the planet Cadia, from Warhammer 40,000. The people who live there are called Cadians, which sounds like Canadians, so he's making a joke.

    • @squashiy
      @squashiy 2 года назад +3

      @@alexbrewer8552 ok i didnt know that was a thing

    • @A.i.r_K
      @A.i.r_K 2 года назад +4

      @@squashiy tbf not a lot would know

    • @mikewalkey7520
      @mikewalkey7520 2 года назад +6

      Cadia broke before the guard did!

  • @sebastienlesage7189
    @sebastienlesage7189 2 года назад +62

    Reversed ending Canada was speaking French everywhere except Quebec the only province to speak English

  • @piedras9663
    @piedras9663 2 года назад +49

    Metis ending: Louis Riel triumphs in the Red River revolt definitively expelling the Anglo-Canadians of the zone and expanding the rebellion and reaching Winnipeg, making the Canadian government try to agree with the provisional Metis government and establishing a new Metis state in the State of Manitoba, in addition of freedoms and rights for Canadian indigenous peoples, to this day this model persists in Canada

    • @forlegalreasonsthatwasajok7608
      @forlegalreasonsthatwasajok7608 2 года назад +6

      I’m not what you would officially classify as Métis but I am half native and half white and this is all I wanted to see from this video 😅 kinda disappointed

    • @stephenkenney8290
      @stephenkenney8290 2 года назад

      I feel this should be obvious but I'll put it down again just in case. Racism isn't a good policy for long term national stability.

    • @piedras9663
      @piedras9663 2 года назад +1

      @@forlegalreasonsthatwasajok7608 The indigenous ending came out but it is true, the Metis revolt of Louis Riel had deserved an ending in the video, but a pity that it did not come out

    • @overdose8329
      @overdose8329 2 года назад +3

      @@forlegalreasonsthatwasajok7608 Métis are half French half native. The French when they colonized Canada didn’t bring much people with them. It was mostly fur trappers and traders. Eventually a bunch of them ended up marrying native women and their offspring are Métis.

    • @forlegalreasonsthatwasajok7608
      @forlegalreasonsthatwasajok7608 2 года назад

      @@overdose8329 Yes I have that same problem but in reverse, but I’m not Métis 😅 my mother is French Canadian and my father is Native

  • @the_one_who_has_a_very_str5580
    @the_one_who_has_a_very_str5580 2 года назад +106

    I am totally not from Canada, but I am so blessed of you doing all andings of such an amazing country, and not quite as known as its American counterpart actually.

  • @randombadchannel8700
    @randombadchannel8700 2 года назад +273

    Perfect Ending: the world Is united under the Canadian banner with declaining poverty and criminality

    • @pimhams3646
      @pimhams3646 2 года назад +9

      sorry but he already did that one with switzerland

    • @FelipeJaquez
      @FelipeJaquez 2 года назад +1

      Decaining

    • @gunner811
      @gunner811 2 года назад +1

      Empire Ending*

    • @yeetionary
      @yeetionary 2 года назад

      Canuck doom ending

    • @lyly_lei_lei
      @lyly_lei_lei 2 года назад +2

      I first I thought you said declaring and not declining. Granted you didn't say declining either.

  • @antonyx593
    @antonyx593 2 года назад +138

    Francais ending: The French had defeated the British in North America and set up CANADA and French is the only official language there.
    Winnipeg ending: Inspired by the October Revolution held in Russia, Canadian workers in Winnipeg managed to launch their own one in 1919. Canadian SSR is founded after the revolution while having close ties with Soviet Union, although it's not a part of it.

    • @awwgordy
      @awwgordy 2 года назад +1

      winnipeg ending best ending, why cant it be real

  • @Alex_FRD
    @Alex_FRD 2 года назад +42

    Ah yay, my favorites are back.
    Unhidden Quebecoise Ending: Quebec declares independence in the 19th century and slowly conquers British North America, eventually subverting Canada's place in history.

  • @Lny_Forner
    @Lny_Forner 2 года назад +38

    Any ending with an independent Quebec is the stuff of nightmares.

    • @Raisonnance.
      @Raisonnance. 2 года назад +10

      Noooo. It's the blessed ending.

    • @sotch2271
      @sotch2271 2 года назад +8

      *dream

    • @panniguin862
      @panniguin862 Год назад

      give'em their independence already, Canada's a dead nation walking no matter how you look at it.

    • @12111211mehdi
      @12111211mehdi Год назад +1

      I agree with you

    • @Game_Hero
      @Game_Hero Год назад +2

      "Stuff of nightmares" for whom, exactly? No more being a stateless nation and getting what others have and enjoy is bad? Jokes on you, Canada.

  • @the_one_who_has_a_very_str5580
    @the_one_who_has_a_very_str5580 2 года назад +14

    2:36
    I love the "Or are they?" moment.
    Plus I get the reference. So, I say it is totally a great opportunity for this video.
    Thanks man, coming from a non-Canadian guy. ❤️🇨🇦

    • @TheTimurdempire
      @TheTimurdempire 2 года назад +3

      What is it

    • @the_one_who_has_a_very_str5580
      @the_one_who_has_a_very_str5580 2 года назад +4

      @@TheTimurdempire I am 100% certain it was a reference of a punchline from American actor Giancalo Esposito, in which in a Far Cry 6 ad said "Are you prepared to die for your cause", and then he laughed and said "I was acting!" and then suddenly he turned serious and said "Or was I?".
      And somehow this video game ad turned into a new Internet meme, and that might be why Husavi Productions (the name of this channel) is using this meme as a reference to his video "All Endings:Canada", which I think is very nice of him.

    • @overdose8329
      @overdose8329 2 года назад +2

      @@TheTimurdempire It’s a reference to a Norm MacDonald bit. He’s a Canadian comedian that died recently

    • @user-ju4ts8tx9m
      @user-ju4ts8tx9m 2 года назад +1

      I don't understand what this ending is trying to say

  • @sandrocorruption2599
    @sandrocorruption2599 2 года назад +74

    Portuguese ending: after Portugal loses Brazil, Portugal: made a trade offering with the UK, gaining Canada in trade of Angola

    • @gabrieltona5833
      @gabrieltona5833 2 года назад +7

      Why would Portugal want Canadá?

    • @solis1171
      @solis1171 2 года назад

      @@gabrieltona5833 why bot

    • @sandrocorruption2599
      @sandrocorruption2599 2 года назад

      @@gabrieltona5833 i mean, it's an idea i had

    • @mathskafunda4383
      @mathskafunda4383 2 года назад +1

      Portugal didn't have Angola when it lost Brazil

    • @sandrocorruption2599
      @sandrocorruption2599 2 года назад +2

      @@mathskafunda4383 it kinda did, except it was a small chunk or smth like that

  • @LInkinPark4life
    @LInkinPark4life 2 года назад +41

    Fallout ending: As the war with China in Anchorage, AK rages on, USA annexes Canada, and then falls in the great war of 2077

  • @Mare172
    @Mare172 2 года назад +85

    0:26 all French people be like: *Ahh victory*

    • @the_one_who_has_a_very_str5580
      @the_one_who_has_a_very_str5580 2 года назад +5

      Well, I am French and personally I think this would not be much of a victory for us, French people, but more a greatful impact between the French-speaking and the English-speaking communities I believe.

    • @Mare172
      @Mare172 2 года назад +1

      @@the_one_who_has_a_very_str5580 it would be probably.

    • @the_one_who_has_a_very_str5580
      @the_one_who_has_a_very_str5580 2 года назад +1

      @@Mare172 honeslty, I am not quite sure, but probably yes, if you say so.

    • @Mare172
      @Mare172 2 года назад +1

      @@the_one_who_has_a_very_str5580 So we are both on the same side

    • @the_one_who_has_a_very_str5580
      @the_one_who_has_a_very_str5580 2 года назад +1

      @@Mare172 right?

  • @SogoNotDrunk
    @SogoNotDrunk 2 года назад +33

    Hockey ending: Russia and Canada become two ultratotalitarian superpowers and start war between each other on the hockey fields.

  • @mathieu3318
    @mathieu3318 2 года назад +8

    2:00 here in quebec this is a birthday song

  • @decrisseur9060
    @decrisseur9060 2 года назад +17

    Hidden Québec ending is most beautiful ending

    • @MrManiksen
      @MrManiksen 2 года назад +1

      Agreed

    • @TheNightlessFall
      @TheNightlessFall 2 года назад +1

      as a Québécois
      I DISAGREE

    • @Game_Hero
      @Game_Hero Год назад

      @@TheNightlessFall Juste le Québec sera assez, enfin nous aurons ce que les autres ont le droit et tout l'argent qui va à Ottawa. Nous pourrons enfin exister, survivre et passer à autre chose sans avoir peur de ne plus être là...

  • @nmp3913
    @nmp3913 2 года назад +87

    As a Canadian I was waiting for this moment 🇨🇦👍

    • @squashiy
      @squashiy 2 года назад +4

      Yeh lol salute the leaf

    • @PuppetierMaster
      @PuppetierMaster 2 года назад +2

      I got a big chuckle from the Ukrainian ending that made me smile.

    • @theempire8461
      @theempire8461 2 года назад +1

      @@squashiy hey it you

  • @gabi-ame
    @gabi-ame 2 года назад +8

    It feels so long ago u posted a new All endings, but it’s was only 2 WEEKS! It’s just amazing seeing your content!
    I absolutely wanna go to Canada
    Nice vid!

  • @Alex-yy5wo
    @Alex-yy5wo 2 года назад +6

    I was hoping for one where Canada rebelled against the UK, and became the United States instead, while the 13 colonies east of the Mississippi is just the British dominion of America

    • @hdufort
      @hdufort 2 года назад +2

      Canada did rebel against the UK in 1837-38. Rebels in Quebec were expecting US support, which didn't materialize. Papineau went into exile while other pro-republic leaders were hanged.

    • @Game_Hero
      @Game_Hero Год назад

      @@hdufort Québec rebelled against the UK and even beat them in a battle, Canada just took an island and that was it, lol.

  • @ernestorivas3764
    @ernestorivas3764 2 года назад +40

    WW2 Bad Ending: Germany wins WW2. Canada becomes a German dominion while the territories of the east are anexed by Japan
    Soviet Ending: The WW3 broke out between NATO and Warsaw Pact. Canada becomes a Soviet puppet as its islands in the Artic are anexxed by USSR

  • @wiktorco
    @wiktorco 2 года назад +6

    wydaje mi się że dawno nie było tak dobrego odcinka z tej serji
    I think it was a long time since there was such a good episode from this series

  • @MercyPerson
    @MercyPerson 2 года назад +22

    Nationalism ending: The natives, mad at the government rebelled and created a Nationalist Canada joining the Axis.
    Global Warming Ending: Canada is actually all ice! And it disappeared?
    Cascadian Ending: Cascadia forms and makes an empire of Usa and Canadian lands
    PS. I am Canadian

    • @jorgizoran4340
      @jorgizoran4340 9 месяцев назад

      Who do you mean by Natives? If you mean the first nation peoples, they were at most 2% of the Canadian populations in the 1930s.

    • @MercyPerson
      @MercyPerson 9 месяцев назад

      it was just a thought process with no research done, I don't even know why you chose to reply to this comment, but if that's a case the first one is unlikely then. Have a good day

  • @rumat1313
    @rumat1313 2 года назад +11

    2:24 we did it boys, USA is no more

  • @zjean3417
    @zjean3417 2 года назад +16

    *As a Canadian, I approve of this video*

  • @parallelbotanist61
    @parallelbotanist61 2 года назад +8

    Viking Ending (Cont.): Following the massive population spike felt by Iceland and Greenland spurned by a mass exodus of Astaru faithful from a rapidly christianizing Norway, Vinland saw great expansion and strengthening in the coming decades. With the 3 countries forming what their people called the Vaulknut, they fueled a manifest destiny that brought permanent norse settlements as far west as Alberta, as far south as New York, and as far north as the Arctic Circle. Denounced by the now christian Norway, Vinland would go unheard of until the "discovery" of America hundreds of years later, when Christopher Columbus stepped off into the Bahamas and was promptly turned into topsoil by an expedition of Vinlanders who'd been exploring thereabouts for a short while before his unfortunate arrival.

  • @vuctz
    @vuctz 2 года назад +4

    Immigrant ending: Due to population booms, the Indians, Filipinos and Chinese become the majority ethnicities in Canada, with the White Canadians and Quebecois becoming a minority

    • @Raisonnance.
      @Raisonnance. 2 года назад +2

      This is strangely looks like reality

  • @kaydany
    @kaydany 2 года назад +206

    Хай живе Біла Україна! Слава Україні!
    Дякую за українську кінцівку, дуже приємно!

    • @OrkosUA
      @OrkosUA 2 года назад +10

      Героям слава!

    • @northwestpassage6234
      @northwestpassage6234 2 года назад +8

      There’s more Mennonites in Manitoba and Saskatchewan than Ukrainians, it was neat for him to add that ending since most people don’t know about Ukrainian immigration to the prairies but having a low German speaking country would have made more sense to me.

    • @fritz404
      @fritz404 2 года назад +5

      @@northwestpassage6234 not true, more Germans but not more Mennonites

    • @northwestpassage6234
      @northwestpassage6234 2 года назад +1

      @@fritz404 I guess I use them interchangeably since the only people in Alberta who really speak low German are Mennonite and Hutterites and most of my friends are Mennonites from Manitoba. But you’re right they’re not interchangeable.

    • @ProTyle
      @ProTyle 2 года назад +3

      White Ukraine is a facade perpetuated by evil trees

  • @Atlantica01
    @Atlantica01 2 года назад +4

    as someone from a state with huge connections to canada (ontario specifically) I devote my life to The Holy Empire of Canada

  • @sergiogalatola4817
    @sergiogalatola4817 2 года назад +18

    Russian Ending: After conquered Alaska, the Russian Empire expands its territory in Canada

  • @jasoncarvajal6099
    @jasoncarvajal6099 2 года назад +2

    Gotta have to update this with the Truckistan ending

  • @uydagcusdgfughfgsfggsifg753
    @uydagcusdgfughfgsfggsifg753 2 года назад +8

    I wouldn’t choose anywhere else to be born

    • @WindowsXPMapping1
      @WindowsXPMapping1 2 года назад

      Indeed mate

    • @wirepirate343
      @wirepirate343 2 года назад

      Same, like people say if you're born in Canada you've basically won the lottery.

  • @julienfaucher844
    @julienfaucher844 2 года назад +11

    Bad ending:
    Me, a québécois nationalist: I see that as an absolute win!

    • @darthtepes575
      @darthtepes575 2 года назад

      And how is it going?
      You think that is possible?

    • @julienfaucher844
      @julienfaucher844 2 года назад +5

      @@darthtepes575 i wish but it’s probably a dead dream

    • @darthtepes575
      @darthtepes575 2 года назад +3

      F, but your culture is amazing

    • @Raisonnance.
      @Raisonnance. 2 года назад +1

      Oui pareil =/
      Sauf que je suis francais

    • @massimoscognamiglio7369
      @massimoscognamiglio7369 2 года назад

      Me, an Islander
      I don't want to see the union dissolve, however, I dislike the feds holding as much power/influence as they do. Canada should be one country, many cultures; not one country one culture.

  • @Myshjak
    @Myshjak 2 года назад +6

    When was [Ukrainian secret ending] I started crying because of you don't forget about us

  • @Agent-Blaze
    @Agent-Blaze 2 года назад +4

    1:12 Oversimplified liked this

  • @cyder_6406
    @cyder_6406 2 года назад +3

    Dream ending:
    Everyone, inspired by how nice Canada is, completely gives up militaries and becomes peaceful, global ambitions from all countries stop, and everyone gets along.

  • @clsm5959
    @clsm5959 2 года назад +5

    Finally!!! I've been waiting for this forever. Also you forgot the CANZUK ending, the true ending!

  • @MalaysiaIsProChannel
    @MalaysiaIsProChannel 2 года назад +16

    For me Ukranian ending was unexpected

    • @yeettodeleet4805
      @yeettodeleet4805 2 года назад +5

      I am Ukrainian-Canadian and I didn't expect it either lol, but I suppose there is some history there, although it's not well known outside of Canada Ukrainian-Canadians got their own:
      -Dialect, utilizing a mix of Slavic and English loans.
      -Beef with the government, because of a government enforced internment during WWI.
      -Traditional dance styles.
      -Surnames, as a consequence of immigration services anglicizing Slavic naming conventions.
      -Food, that evolved mostly from East-European food but with adapted to American/North-American tastes.

    • @overdose8329
      @overdose8329 2 года назад +1

      To settle the west the Canadian government gave Ukrainians farmland. The Ukrainians ended up assimilating into Canadian culture and losing their language rendering them just generic white Canadians. Although, being Slavs they are much better looking than the anglos.

    • @yeettodeleet4805
      @yeettodeleet4805 2 года назад +2

      @@overdose8329 Certainly they don't cover as much land as before, but Ukrainian-Canadian culture is definitely still around in neighbourhoods of Winnipeg and parts of Saskatchewan.

    • @overdose8329
      @overdose8329 2 года назад

      @@yeettodeleet4805 I wasn’t aware of that although I guess it’s not surprising. I generalized Alberta to the rest of the prairies (maybe unjustifiably so).

  • @newsreelhistory2237
    @newsreelhistory2237 2 года назад +2

    Newfie: ending in 1949 Newfoundland got tired of playing second filled and annexed all of Canada become Newnewfoundland.

    • @excalibrrimcold9354
      @excalibrrimcold9354 2 года назад +1

      Does John Crosbie take the fish from the water. Along with other resources?

  • @daniel-johnson_dam
    @daniel-johnson_dam 2 года назад +4

    You should do one but for Québec
    I mean we have a national anthem and if we would do another référendum we would become independant

    • @hlodowig1696
      @hlodowig1696 2 года назад

      How can you be so sure?

    • @daniel-johnson_dam
      @daniel-johnson_dam 2 года назад +1

      @@hlodowig1696 because i live there

    • @hlodowig1696
      @hlodowig1696 2 года назад +1

      @@daniel-johnson_dam J'espère que vous avez raison alors. Love from 🇨🇵 💙 ⚜️

    • @daniel-johnson_dam
      @daniel-johnson_dam 2 года назад +1

      @@hlodowig1696 merci

  • @troubledoubleamr
    @troubledoubleamr 2 года назад +27

    The Ukrainian ending is based.

  • @braedenk.4173
    @braedenk.4173 2 года назад +2

    2:24 is the start of my favourite portion of this video. The holy great Canadian empire forms.

  • @phasorthunder1157
    @phasorthunder1157 2 года назад +3

    Even if the 1995 Québec referendum resulted in a very slim "yes" victory, it did not necessarily mean Québec would of become independent. The separatist Yes camp did not have any coherent plan for how to deal with a Yes victory.
    The leaders of the Yes camp were Jacques Parizeau, the Parti Québécois premier who led the referendum effort; Lucien Bouchard, the Bloc Québécois leader who was promoted, partway through the campaign, as “chief negotiator” for a seceding Quebec and de facto lead campaigner, demoting Parizeau; and Mario Dumont, the short-lived Action Démocratique party’s only member in the National Assembly.
    While Parizeau was dead set on using the slimmest of Yes margins to take Quebec out of Canada, the two other leaders of the Yes camp did not interpret the result in the same way. In fact, they spent the weeks before the referendum trying to figure out how to stop Parizeau.
    Dumont imagined that a Yes victory would have led to a quick Quebec election shortly after that would have allowed his new party to gain even more seats. Bouchard on the other hand thought that a Yes would have led, not to secession but to somekind of deal between Canada and Quebec, which would of granted it even more autonomy.
    I would like to mention that the popularity of Bouchard joining the Yes camp for the referendum was what led to its near success. So, if he disagreed with Parizeau over leaving Canada by very slim margins, then an independent Quebec after the referendum is no guarantee.

    • @moineau69
      @moineau69 2 года назад

      It would have been a disaster for both Quebec and the rest of Canada

    • @overdose8329
      @overdose8329 2 года назад

      @@moineau69 Quebec is doing a pretty good job milking the rest of Canada for money though. They’re doing just fine

    • @hdufort
      @hdufort 2 года назад

      Yeah yeah yeah. It was all very uncertain.

  • @stadtrepublikmulhausen4121
    @stadtrepublikmulhausen4121 2 года назад +3

    hidden quebec ending is the best one

  • @jorgetorrescontreras826
    @jorgetorrescontreras826 2 года назад +9

    Myth ending: Canada never existed and is only a myth like atlantis or lemuria.
    Acadian ending: he UK Never take over Canada, so Acadia stills exist and ocupies the territories of OTL Canada.
    GANG Ending: Wait, Canada is Nazbol Gang? Always has been.

  • @shibauni9766
    @shibauni9766 2 года назад +3

    Secret ending, the Canzuk ending: Canada was able to unified Australia and New Zealand plus the UK making Canzuk

  • @Blaqjaqshellaq
    @Blaqjaqshellaq 2 года назад +6

    There's a Norse legend where the birds had a contest to see who could fly highest. The Eagle expected to win, but the Wren hitched a ride on his shoulder, waited till the Eagle had flown as high as he could, then hopped an extra inch and won the contest!
    The USA is the Eagle, Canada is the Wren...

    • @rileyli6174
      @rileyli6174 2 года назад

      Funny, as a Canadian I heard about an indigenous tale about a race of the animals to determine their order (in the calendar? I forgot) where the bison was about to win, but the raven on its back rode the whole way and flew to the finish line at the end

  • @coureurdesbois6754
    @coureurdesbois6754 2 года назад +2

    I'm still here thinking why the separatioon of Québec would be the bad ending.

    • @Game_Hero
      @Game_Hero Год назад

      Anglo north americans made it probably.

    • @warreneckels4945
      @warreneckels4945 24 дня назад

      Back in 1991, I visited London, Ontario for three days. On the second, I biked up Richland Avenue. The surroundings and even the smells reminded me of Valparaiso, Indiana. The only things that reminded me I was in Canada was seeing government offices in French and all the French labelling in the grocery stores. (We also have large Chinese and Indian diasporae in the US, so they don't count. You have Brampton. We have the Bay Area and the Los Angeles suburbs.)

  • @pixelraster9588
    @pixelraster9588 2 года назад +3

    In Canuck real, the emblem represents a leaf.
    In Canuck doom, the emblem represents a sword of nine blades :)

  • @electro6202
    @electro6202 2 года назад +8

    1:12 best ending

    • @slientsnowwalker
      @slientsnowwalker 2 года назад +1

      As a Canadian i agree

    • @cosmicball1670
      @cosmicball1670 2 года назад +3

      2:12

    • @Palpad100
      @Palpad100 2 года назад +2

      @@slientsnowwalker no canadian would want to be an US american...

    • @electro6202
      @electro6202 2 года назад

      @@Palpad100 us annexing canada, canadians annexing america, us-canadian union is my wet dream

    • @slientsnowwalker
      @slientsnowwalker 2 года назад

      @@Palpad100 Yes i do, Problem?

  • @Ukrainetoyrusubanexplorer
    @Ukrainetoyrusubanexplorer Год назад +3

    2:18 the best ending

  • @badpiggies988
    @badpiggies988 2 года назад +2

    2:12 Putin: Ivan, send some paratroopers into Manitoba

  • @walter.s.dempsey
    @walter.s.dempsey 2 года назад +4

    Ultimate Bad Ending: As a result of intensified Americanization, Canadian culture and national identity outside Quebec have disappeared. (silence)

    • @libertypatriot4357
      @libertypatriot4357 2 года назад +3

      Good ending*

    • @Game_Hero
      @Game_Hero Год назад +1

      that's supposed to be an ending? It's already there and done, lol. What canadian culture and national identity?
      Unless, that was the joke and I'll get woooshed.

    • @walter.s.dempsey
      @walter.s.dempsey Год назад +1

      @@Game_Hero It was a reference to Husavi's Belarus Ending video. The complete and total extinction of a culture is the ultimate bad ending. ruclips.net/video/9laHlHcxL4I/видео.html

  • @alexandrearaujo2877
    @alexandrearaujo2877 2 года назад +6

    *Portuguese Ending:* Having assured victory in the battle of Alcácer Quibir, in Morroco, avoided a potential dynastic crisis and proved the rigidity of the Treaty of Tordesillas (with the mare clausum policy), Portugal remained unmatched in the seas of the Atlantic Ocean and would go on to extend their overseas territories in the Americas, including in the North, where more inland expansions through Labrador and Terra Nova (Newfoundland) would occur, later leading to the formation of a predominantly Portuguese-controlled Canada in the east coast that would, however, further *spice* up the rivalry and disputes with the kingdom of Spain due to the inconsistencies regarding such enlargement of territories.

    • @guilhermeferrao5968
      @guilhermeferrao5968 2 года назад

      Not a historian, but I'm not sure the Portuguese would be that interested in Canada at the time as we were going through an economic crisis and securing a way to India by sea would be more profitable.

    • @alexandrearaujo2877
      @alexandrearaujo2877 2 года назад +1

      @@guilhermeferrao5968 Yeah, I know. In our timeline, we weren't that interested and only held those cities for maritime resources such as codfish and, if I'm not mistaken seafood. But let's just say that in this alternate one, we just happen to get a few more coastal cities and colonies in the east of the country, not all of it (kind of like with India, where we did minimal expansion into the more disputed heartland of the country and focused on strategically economic positions, with also a few bigger chunks of land here and there).

  • @musAKulture
    @musAKulture 2 года назад +2

    the chinese ending: fed up with deaths and maltreatment while building the railroads, the chinese workers founded their own country stretching from vancouver to san francisco, becoming a vital economic hub controlling most of the west coast.

  • @wintersknight4406
    @wintersknight4406 2 года назад +1

    the stereotype of the friendly Canadian was just a strategic ploy and propaganda campaign in their ultimate goal to make the Canuck Doom Ending a reality

  • @PikaPWN91
    @PikaPWN91 2 года назад +3

    Babe wake up, a new all endings just dropped

  • @NorthernWillow
    @NorthernWillow 2 года назад +4

    1:48 Best ending.

  • @morsecode980
    @morsecode980 2 года назад +3

    I didn’t know the 1866 annexation bill was even a thing. Thanks for teaching an American about their own country’s history 😂

  • @viridescent7762
    @viridescent7762 2 года назад +1

    canada has a secret plane that runs on maple syrup, drops pinecones, and uses pine needle missiles and uses snow instead of chaff and is made of ice

  • @sgtyed3943
    @sgtyed3943 2 года назад +3

    2:40, Canada never lost a war...keep this in mind next time you make fun of Maple Syrup...

    • @XXXTENTAClON227
      @XXXTENTAClON227 2 года назад

      To be fair Britain was involved in all of them

  • @aaronl19
    @aaronl19 2 года назад +12

    Québec: Gains Independence
    Me, an Albertan: I see this as an absolute win!

    • @syrian-countryballs7380
      @syrian-countryballs7380 2 года назад +4

      Me a Canadian :I see this will never happen

    • @MichaelDavis-mk4me
      @MichaelDavis-mk4me 2 года назад +3

      @@syrian-countryballs7380 We are all going to disappear in our own country anyway. It's all going to be immigrants, no more French, no more Middle Canadian culture. These new people won't have independence movements like we have right now.

    • @MirejeLenoir4670
      @MirejeLenoir4670 2 года назад

      Thank you fellow albertan.

    • @herocraft3d940
      @herocraft3d940 2 года назад +1

      @micheal davis
      I mean, every canadian is an immigrant except the firsts nations

    • @Pierre-Philippe
      @Pierre-Philippe 2 года назад

      @@herocraft3d940 No.

  • @sirethanthegreat4069
    @sirethanthegreat4069 2 года назад +3

    Greetings to Canada 🇨🇦 from your neighbor America 🇺🇸.

  • @snowmexican4980
    @snowmexican4980 2 года назад +4

    As a Canadian I love this so much!

  • @aekay7970
    @aekay7970 2 года назад +3

    1:36 how Vinland Saga ends

  • @whenweeb6471
    @whenweeb6471 2 года назад +2

    2:40 I actually get jumpscared by this

  • @generallime8357
    @generallime8357 2 года назад +6

    As a Canadian Canuck dominance and ultimate good ending is what I dream of.

  • @milantoth6246
    @milantoth6246 2 года назад +2

    The white ukraine ending seems more and more appropriate lmao

  • @MexicoBall957
    @MexicoBall957 2 года назад +2

    Bad syrup ending: Canada has been making a lot of syrup in factories and one day somehow it spilled out and many areas were flooded with syrup
    Edit: In Boston in 1919 there was a molasses flood so this ending is very similar to that

    • @TheNightlessFall
      @TheNightlessFall 2 года назад

      as a canadian myself, it would be the most beautiful day of my life.

  • @lliamreusser4534
    @lliamreusser4534 2 года назад +2

    Great Video! though tbh Britain would have been more likely to establish a native confederation in the Old Northwest that could have become a protectorate or province of Canada later down the line than to take over New England.

  • @enochlee3601
    @enochlee3601 2 года назад +1

    Huh no community post for a new video? Well not complaining as a new upload is always appreciated

  • @kindadumb916
    @kindadumb916 2 года назад +3

    Canada and Switzerland are countries with good ending being cannon endings too

  • @erickmartinsmxusca7562
    @erickmartinsmxusca7562 2 года назад +14

    The great ending: bacause a economic crisis, USA, Canada and Mexico unites intro a NORTH AMERICAN FEDERATION

  • @mappingowo3966
    @mappingowo3966 2 года назад +2

    Ice Federation ending:
    During WWII the British annexed Greenland and Iceland from surrendered Denmark.
    After WWII, Canada, Greenland, and Iceland gain independence from Britain as a federation.

  • @TheLoraxshadenough
    @TheLoraxshadenough 2 года назад +2

    Resource war ending: as oil and other non renewable resources become harder and harder to obtain, Canada is invaded and annexed by the US to aquire its remaining resources and open more supply routes to fight the Chinese invasion of Alaska.

    • @overdose8329
      @overdose8329 2 года назад

      They don’t need to invade Canada. Canada has been run by a bunch of traitors for decades who give away their natural resources. Instead of being the richest people and country of the world Canada’s broke on all 3 governmental levels and so are most of its citizens.

  • @WilliamMosicki-Nystrom
    @WilliamMosicki-Nystrom 2 года назад +1

    I hope you do this for ever country by putting the flag and what the country is called in the corner. because it's really annoying to not see what the flag looks like when the map takes up the whole space.

  • @lucasf.6355
    @lucasf.6355 2 года назад +8

    2:00 Best ending obviously

  • @DonnyTinyHands
    @DonnyTinyHands 2 года назад +2

    Ricky Berwick Ending: Ricky Berwick becomes P.M and forces everyone to eat Reeses Pieces and Cheesies.

  • @hydra5758
    @hydra5758 2 года назад +1

    I kinda liked the French Ending, hadn't thought about that kind of alt history before.

  • @scottenglish1578
    @scottenglish1578 2 года назад +1

    I really enjoy these videos. You could expand and cover the possible outcomes for different historical events as well. Something like “Korean War all endings”

  • @bladonski
    @bladonski 2 года назад +2

    Union ending: Canada and America unite as the Union of North America and operate similarly to the EU today.

  • @nekomasteryoutube3232
    @nekomasteryoutube3232 Год назад +1

    As of June, 16th, at 3pm, we have acchived 40,million

  • @thegreatkhan4638
    @thegreatkhan4638 2 года назад +3

    Who wants to see an All Endings: Republic of Texas edition?

    • @nlhn638
      @nlhn638 2 года назад

      Following the mass imigrations of Texans to Alberta, Texas decides that a colony of Alberta would be a good idea; quickly, due to most Albertans being gun owner republicans already, the rest of Canada is taken over.
      Combine this with Texas succession from America, and oh boy, what a cocktail.

    • @a-sane-person
      @a-sane-person 2 года назад +1

      California ending: Texas gains independence but most people there are already Californians by the time it gains independence. The Californians then declare Texas to be the independent California.

  • @dulmater
    @dulmater 2 года назад +2

    >bad ending
    > Quebec leaving
    Pick one

  • @unclesam5230
    @unclesam5230 2 года назад +6

    Fallout Ending: The USA annexes Canada to secure oil transportation and better fight the Communist Chinese that Invaded Alaska

  • @bubblewrapvillain
    @bubblewrapvillain 2 года назад +2

    Trucker ending was the ultimate good ending

  • @declanwinchester5146
    @declanwinchester5146 2 года назад +1

    Honestly it wouldn't surprise me if the Quebecois decided fuck you Canada let's become fully French and Canada just was too nice to say no

  • @SomeoneNamedAdrian
    @SomeoneNamedAdrian 2 года назад

    maybe you could make a Countryballs horror video titled "CSIS Foundation" and there would be "Dr. Konoe Canuck" (Canada, wears a headband) and then will show you around the facility with one of the scientists named "Dr. Mierstorck Preussen" (Germany) welcoming you to the G7 council, just like the SCP Foundation, but with Countryballs, and the anomaly classes are Safe (friendly), Euclid (best to stay away from), Keter (DEFINITELY best to stay away from the killer anomaly), Apollyon (WORLD ENDER), and Thaumiel (a helping hand)

  • @kaissersreich
    @kaissersreich 2 года назад

    You my guy are really good at making those creepy eerie endings at the end of your videos lmao

  • @Root_Productions
    @Root_Productions 2 года назад +4

    Canadaland, my home country

  • @lostonearth7856
    @lostonearth7856 2 года назад +2

    What about Canada when Canadians apologise for just existing and all of Canada just vanishes.

  • @Torontoball
    @Torontoball 2 года назад +6

    0:36 *TORONTO IS GAINING INDEPENDENCE!!!!!!!!*

  • @StabbySabby
    @StabbySabby 2 года назад +1

    secret quebecois ending is my absolute wet dream as somebody from quebec

  • @jppt24
    @jppt24 2 года назад +1

    Secret Portuguese ending: After Portuguese fishermen landed in Newfoundland while fishing, Portugal colonized what would become Canada.

  • @alfredandersson875
    @alfredandersson875 2 года назад +1

    ultimate bad ending becoming the new canon ending

  • @TheCaptainSplatter
    @TheCaptainSplatter 2 года назад +1

    Canada annexing usa was out of left field. Wasnt expecting that. But hey free health care

  • @hardatak
    @hardatak 2 года назад +1

    Ultimate bad ending is where we are headed honestly

  • @MirejeLenoir4670
    @MirejeLenoir4670 2 года назад +1

    Hidden Québécois ending should have Labrador ; this border is still disputed as of today in real life.