The Gentleman's Guide to Vampires: Clan Nosferatu

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
  • In which the gentleman in question provides the dark on the Clan of the Hidden, known as the Nosferatu.

Комментарии • 198

  • @elishamaeart2576
    @elishamaeart2576 7 лет назад +68

    Just imagine if Vampires have orchestrated the release of not only the Vampire RPG but novels as well to discredit any talk and or sightings of them.

    • @Muykle
      @Muykle 6 лет назад +17

      What if you played a Nosferatu that likes to play classic World of Darkness as a Toreador?

    • @toddweese4060
      @toddweese4060 5 лет назад +9

      @@Muykle That actually sounds kinda sad.

    • @vincegalila7211
      @vincegalila7211 4 года назад +2

      That seems more like a Technocracy thing.

  • @AngryChamois
    @AngryChamois 11 лет назад +28

    Every clan likes to claim the big names for themselves. Just a few weeks ago I heard a ravnos, a brujah, a tszmisce and a malkavian arguing about Dracula all claiming that he was really a member of their own clan. Well except for the malk, she insisted that Dracula was a setite.

    • @Idunno-b8g
      @Idunno-b8g 4 года назад +2

      Such pitiful things squabbling over such an obvious matter is both amusing and disappointing. As if I'd belong to any of their kind.

    • @valarkov6455
      @valarkov6455 4 года назад

      Keep Dracula Tzimisce, Yaga was ours. 🤘

  • @justcallmemarcus
    @justcallmemarcus 10 лет назад +36

    I am currently playing a Nosferatu. My character is by far the youngest vampire in the city, as his embrace took place at a time where he was undergoing the change in game. Before his embrace, he was an undercover Narcotics agent, and as a result has considerable stroke with both sides of the law. Lots of fun.

    • @kurobarauchiha
      @kurobarauchiha 9 лет назад +1

      Marcus Gaudry Your Nos sounds awesome and I bet he'd get along with my LARP Nos, Kyra. She's one of the babies too and she's got this crazy revenge plot after the Elders of her home city Deablerized her sire unjustly (at least that's how she sees it!)
      I could use awesome Nos like yours sounds like haha!

  • @XtremeRawusk
    @XtremeRawusk 12 лет назад +5

    Nosferatu is my favourite clan. Despite the beauty of the Toreador, playing as a Nosferatu grants hours and hours of fun! ;)

  • @marniebelle
    @marniebelle 10 лет назад +13

    I role played my nossie as a cleopatra. Cleopatra is a term for an actress that's embraced as a Noseferatu I believe

    • @LPStarsoverstalingra
      @LPStarsoverstalingra 10 лет назад +16

      A Cleopatra is the term for someone vain and hedonistic and snobbish possibly a womanizer a uncharitable person that is embraced Nosferatu. Their career is irrelevant.

  • @shreknet
    @shreknet 11 лет назад +9

    I enjoyed this series greatly, You done us Nossies proud.

  • @Burori1
    @Burori1 12 лет назад +14

    When you said "actors", I instantly thought of Garry : D

  • @Skullkan6
    @Skullkan6 11 лет назад +14

    Wait... so does that make it possible that the sea monster in Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines you hear refered to could infact be Antediluvian?

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  12 лет назад +4

    A wonderful quote, especially relevant when considering the Nosferatu.

  • @clerickolter
    @clerickolter 5 лет назад +2

    I ran a brilliant Nosferatu Artist, well he could also help in construction and other crafting work, but also was a fine sculpture and ticked off the Toreador to no end placing genius sculptures all over the city for sale, as gifts to the public and such making the Toreador seek the master to embrace. Eventually they did find out and well were shocked, one or two frenzied after owing the artist myself boons for information leading to himself as the genius and found the whole affair amusing. I got serious clan prestige after that fiasco that lasted nearly two years of playing the game.

  • @Superdestructo2
    @Superdestructo2 10 лет назад +9

    I just want to say, I LOVE all of your videos. You are very thorough and give detail into the story as opposed to just the mechanics. I saw that you did a clan video for the Followers of Set, which is really cool, and in that video, you mentioned the Serpents of the Light, which is excellent, but the Serpents as opposed to the Setites are completely different clans with completely different pre-requisites for their childer, and completely different belief systems.
    Would it be too much to ask for you to do maybe a spinoff video delving further into the Serpents of the Light and their history, belief systems, and views?

    • @TheGentlemanGamer
      @TheGentlemanGamer  10 лет назад +3

      I may do so, but I'm currently concentrating on Requiem. Thanks for the kind words though!

  • @darkntwistedstudio
    @darkntwistedstudio Год назад

    This fills me with so much pride for my clan , your words truly put us in the light we deserve

  • @FireFightWrestling
    @FireFightWrestling 10 лет назад +58

    Nosferatu is best clan.

    • @KravRage
      @KravRage 10 лет назад +4

      Agreed.

    • @Hauptseite
      @Hauptseite 9 лет назад +6

      Kevin Dunn Definitely one of my personal favorites.

    • @FireFightWrestling
      @FireFightWrestling 8 лет назад +9

      Malkavians aren't going to have a hand in the end times. While everyone else loses their shit, the Nosferatu will be plotting. Waiting.

    • @rachskald
      @rachskald 7 лет назад +1

      But since the Malkavians have already lost their shit.. well... ;)

    • @schwann145
      @schwann145 7 лет назад +7

      Malkavian is best clan, but almost no one plays them right.
      #TooManyFishMalks

  • @Nyrufa
    @Nyrufa 11 лет назад +9

    Favorite Clans in this Order: Nosferatu - Malkavian - Gangrel - Tzimisce - Tremere - Brujah - Giovanni
    Fuck the pretty boy Toreador, and fuck the "lordly" Ventrue!

  • @ChaseWyler
    @ChaseWyler 13 лет назад +1

    A clan nosferatu video, I'm so excited!

  • @Onionkid99
    @Onionkid99 13 лет назад +1

    @clackclickbang Favorite Batman villain: Scarecrow
    Favorite Metal Gear Villain: Psycho Mantis
    Favorite Vampire clans: Nosferatu, Malkavian, Mekhet.
    Favorite D&D class: Rogue and/or Illusionist
    I sense a pattern... Though I'm usually running a game rather than playing in it. My poor players!

  • @jamesrichardson2072
    @jamesrichardson2072 5 лет назад +2

    In Chicago at once time had a Nosferatu Prince.

  • @brianmccann666
    @brianmccann666 6 лет назад +7

    Nosferatu & Antitribu Disciplines are the SAME.
    Animalism.
    Potence.
    Obfuscate.

  • @Damnationization
    @Damnationization 12 лет назад +1

    Clans of Vampires such as the Toreador normaly pick a mortal. Its not like they just walk out and grab a random person. They watch said person for some time and chose them. So they pick people with simular mindset but they also pass on the clans powers and flaws at the time of the transformation. When sired they depleat the human of blood then let them drink there own. The human gos through a painful transformation peroid in wich they become vampes. Then there sir must teach them the ways.

  • @mbalazs3544
    @mbalazs3544 6 лет назад +4

    Ahhh Nosferatus the least fun loking clan to play with first but when you get to know them more thy become one of the best fun XD

    • @Windznite
      @Windznite 3 месяца назад

      The nosfurator in the role games years ago only in writings back and forth. Were always mentioning books. This description is creepy😅

    • @Windznite
      @Windznite 3 месяца назад

      I don't play/write anymore but this guy is entertaining.

  • @inotaishu1
    @inotaishu1 10 лет назад +8

    As far as I know Baba jaga is not a Niktuku, she is actually the "true" founder of the Nosferatu, her sire is simply the one responsible for them.
    Also, are their plans to include the Laibon Guruhi? It is suggested that they either have an own Antideluvian related to the first Nosferatu or are a bloodline of Nosferatu themselves.

    • @TheGentlemanGamer
      @TheGentlemanGamer  10 лет назад +5

      Ask Baba Yaga for her opinion!

    • @inotaishu1
      @inotaishu1 10 лет назад +3

      The Gentleman Gamer That might be difficult.

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  12 лет назад +1

    Disciplines develop in the blood over time. It doesn't take long for the basic to appear, although some Disciplines need to be taught, such as Thaumaturgy and Necromancy.

  • @ZorgSmash
    @ZorgSmash 11 лет назад +1

    Your physical description of a Nosferatu makes me a little sick, which is AWESOME!

  • @DarthSagan
    @DarthSagan 12 лет назад +1

    Wow. Fantastic video, very informative and well narrated.

  • @GirlWhoLovesTurtles
    @GirlWhoLovesTurtles 12 лет назад

    I've never played a Nosferatu, mostly because I was unsure of how to properly play one when I started, but I've grown a respect for them. Of any clans they've probably been the most helpful and useful to my coterie, at a price of course but no ones ever helpful for free.

  • @slavaukraini1991
    @slavaukraini1991 13 лет назад

    Ahh, this was very good... needed a good vampire video to sink my teeth into.
    The only thing that makes my eyes roll with Nosferatu is the amount of people who go with that name (or a poorly spelt variant) when playing characters online.
    Definitely give this video a fangs up! :)

  • @rudolphantler6309
    @rudolphantler6309 6 лет назад +2

    For further material, listen to Mussorgsky - The Hut of Baba Yaga !

  • @woodwwad
    @woodwwad 13 лет назад

    I need to get another one of these videos up. You might actually have more of these up now than I do. Such a great job with the history of the clan. I also thought you did a great job talking about how the recently embraced looks so odd. I think that's good fodder for players.

  • @TheEndKing
    @TheEndKing 10 лет назад +3

    Hey, GG. We're gonna play a Vampire game that's set around the 1900s, because we like the sort of 'transitional stage' that the world was in at that time. And recently I've decided I'm gonna make a Nosferatu. Not only a Nosferatu, but a Nosferatu that LOVES what he is. Like, he thinks of his form as being complete honesty about what he is. He kind of embraces being this apex predator.
    Anyway, I was gonna have him use really weird language when he talks, like he can 'see' your disgust pushing out of your tear ducts, or he can hear what you truly believe when he opens an artery and lets the blood hit the ground. But do you think that this would be too much like a Malkavian? I just wanted to portray him like one of those people who can 'smell' or hear colors, or they can 'see' sounds. Anyway, what do you think?

    • @ZarathustrasCrown
      @ZarathustrasCrown 10 лет назад +2

      Not him, but I think that could work...the transition into a Nosferatu would be pretty damn invasive and could easily fracture someone's mind. Particularly someone who held their looks in high esteem initially...someone like a bohemian poet who looks like Jim Morrison or even a model for example, to suddenly have their looks shredded within a couple days could cause severe mental disorders.
      Consequently, the transitional phase you're describing would have been the industrial revolution (the end of the 19th and opening of the 20th century), or more specifically the Machine Age
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_Age
      Ended largely with the onset of the atomic age when we created the transistor and nuclear energy. Also, the disorder you're describing is Synesthesia, the mixing of different senses, so people who will "see" colors associated with certain tastes or sounds...you see it a lot in the psychedelic community, a lot of people who have taken LSD or 'magic' mushrooms will experience synesthesia.

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  11 лет назад +2

    Well vampires started as humans, and they still have perception of what is physically ugly or beautiful.

  • @axelfive7065
    @axelfive7065 11 лет назад +2

    Not going to lie. I turned the lights on around 6:00

  • @WICCLO
    @WICCLO 11 лет назад

    I am a major fan of Malks. Twisted little minds. They can be humorous. Or they can be harrowing. A lot of people play them with a degree of silliness. But in a world where controlling someone is the only true measure of strength, a creature who can't be controlled is truly unsettling.

  • @TheEvilGhoul
    @TheEvilGhoul 13 лет назад

    MORE! I need these videos to keep my beast at bay!

  • @whowantsabighug
    @whowantsabighug 12 лет назад +1

    You're a very eloquent speaker, i really enjoy your videos.

  • @kurobarauchiha
    @kurobarauchiha 9 лет назад +5

    What is that website that you mentioned for the Nosferatu clan intel? I'd love to see it! I attend a bi-weekly Vampires The Masquerade LARP where I'm currently one of only two standing Nos in the city!

    • @SeraphimRoad
      @SeraphimRoad 9 лет назад +2

      kurobarauchiha SchreckNET whitewolf.wikia.com/wiki/SchreckNet The Wikileaks for Vampires

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  12 лет назад

    @whowantsabighug Thank you for your very kind words.

  • @fortestudios
    @fortestudios 13 лет назад

    I should be working, but I ended up watching this instead.
    Worth noting: the Nosferatu clan book says that none of the Niktuku ever embraced, that all of the clan are descended from the Matron, a woman their antediluvian embraced in the heat of passion, who managed to escape. It also says that, while he was scarred by Zillah during their first encounter, he wasn't cursed until after his attempt to kill Zillah; an attempt that was executed prematurely because of his rage at the Matron's escape.

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  11 лет назад +2

    The Setites love you.

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  13 лет назад

    @huud007 The Nosferatu are one of the few clans that didn't undergo some radical overhaul into revised. They were pretty much perfect from night 1 of the game.

  • @hammeredshitsteak
    @hammeredshitsteak 13 лет назад

    Oh yeah, I've been waiting for this one. Great one as always and this too will go to my favorites! I really like that you mention the alternatives to just the stereotype of nosferatu hackers and such. Since nosferatus enjoy wrecking someones life with the embrase too, so it's not just for the type of people they need for the clan. And sinse there is no one better or cooler than "gorgeous" Gary Golden from the bloodlines game.
    I still watch let's plays of that game so I can see good old Gary :)

  • @josephnicholasgallan
    @josephnicholasgallan 11 лет назад +1

    Hmmm do you think the Tzimisce and Antribitu Nosferatu could possibly get along? The Tzimisce often willingly make themselves hideous afterall....

  • @Demolitiondude
    @Demolitiondude 13 лет назад

    Fuck yeah. Clan Nosferatu is the only clan I can feel comfortable to play as. Not to mention Daedalus is fucking awesome.

  • @TemplarsCrusade01
    @TemplarsCrusade01 13 лет назад

    ah always had a soft spot for the Nosferatu, but have to say, Brujah is the rebel in me! ; ) Great vid as usual chap.

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  12 лет назад

    Thank you!

  • @claytonwhitacre1752
    @claytonwhitacre1752 3 года назад

    Hey. I was looking at online forums and having problems coming up with an answer for a rules question. I just picked up Hive-minded. When ghouling insects, how specifically does it work? ×/× insects to blood ratio. One bug per how many blood, or vice versa? Thought that this would be a good place to ask. I wanted to send in small groups of them to spy on others in the chronicle. Also playing in St Petersburg Russia in about 1350 if it gives any further scope.

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  12 лет назад +1

    @neotetsuo07 Thank you for the compliment and info!

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  11 лет назад

    Excellent!

  • @Nosferatu755
    @Nosferatu755 7 лет назад +1

    as a Nosferatu, I can say that the Embrace can come from many reasons. Loneliness, spite, pragmatic thinking... we are all of Caine's blood, but we are more diverse than one would think, or expect of us. Just bear that in mind, and know that we are watching...

    • @CraftxGame
      @CraftxGame 7 лет назад

      Nosferatu755 You are so ugly with your fat mouth, thankfully i wasn't embraced to be as ugly as you.

    • @CraftxGame
      @CraftxGame 7 лет назад

      *vomits*

  • @darkerrealms9539
    @darkerrealms9539 9 лет назад +2

    so...someone else besides me knows who Charles Atlas is...was our dad obsessed with the guy too?

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  13 лет назад

    @23penguins32 In Requiem the Nosferatu even have a discipline called Nightmare. In Masquerade they're more about skulking hidden horrors than being in-your-face fright fests.

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  13 лет назад

    @woodwwad I'm probably going to tackle Setites or Ventrue next.

  • @Komeister
    @Komeister 13 лет назад

    My first Vampire session on a convention was one as Nosferatu. Interesting clan but VERY hard to play if you ask me. Challenging. If I ever (I'm GM'ing vampire mostly) be a player character, Nosferatu will be my clan.

  • @Meiiiow
    @Meiiiow 10 лет назад +3

    Hello. I would love u to exsplain how to be the best harpya : (dunnu the english term) the gossiper. Im larping it and did not realy find a exsplain that i could understand so easily as ur videos

    • @Meiiiow
      @Meiiiow 10 лет назад

      Thank u for the answer
      And kinda miss clicked when i droped the phone cant se the reply

  • @Onionkid99
    @Onionkid99 13 лет назад +1

    Aha, my favorite clan! Both in Masquerade and Requiem. Given my affinity for the Autumn Court in Changeling, I guess I just really like skulking horrors.
    But I'm also a huge fan of clan Nosferatu's most famous member. No, it's not Max Schrek as Count Orlok!
    It's Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins.

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  13 лет назад

    @TemplarsCrusade01 Thanks!

  • @hammeredshitsteak
    @hammeredshitsteak 13 лет назад +1

    @clackclickbang I've played it through only once, with a tremere. Thaumaturgy is so much fun!

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  11 лет назад

    Thanks!

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  12 лет назад

    @GARYUKIP Indeed; the Nosferatu have many origin tales.

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  13 лет назад

    @Luxpulcher There are many rumours and tales, but how many of them are true? A Tzimisce can fleshcraft a Nosferatu to look beautiful but his work always reverts itself back to normal monstrosity after a while, unless he's made the Nosferatu look worse.

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  13 лет назад

    @Onionkid99 So who's your favourite Batman villain? The Scarecrow??

  • @Kretek
    @Kretek 12 лет назад

    "Baba Yaga" is not only Russian legend. It's all-slavic legend.

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  11 лет назад

    Yes!

  • @Anton_the_Vampire
    @Anton_the_Vampire 2 года назад

    Hiding in plain sight? Oh, we are!

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  13 лет назад

    @Komeister Especially challenging if you eschew Obfuscate. I often do.

  • @thebanished87
    @thebanished87 2 года назад

    Sounds like they can make perfect assassins

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  11 лет назад

    Apparently not. Tzimisce tried to alter the appearance of Nosferatu. It made him worse.

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  13 лет назад

    @Komeister I've been playing it for a while, but I'm not sure when to upload. Setites, eh? An interesting prospect..

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  11 лет назад

    Good choices.

  • @Luxpulcher
    @Luxpulcher 13 лет назад

    Correct me if i'm wrong but, wasn't there some mentioned relation between the Nosferatu's monstrous countenance curse and the Tzimisce? Been aeons since i've looked into WoD and the whole mythology of it was really "patchwork", so i may be mistaken.

  • @slavaukraini1991
    @slavaukraini1991 13 лет назад

    @clackclickbang Ventrue, from what (admittingly little) I've read... would make an interesting video, or Gangrel?
    It's like picking those "Options" hot chocolate sachets in the supermarket, so many flavours...

  • @korravatar
    @korravatar 5 лет назад

    my nos the cleaner for my prince I drive around takeing care of issues hes is the only one that can call me I am always wearing a wire so I can learn

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  13 лет назад

    @SirPercivalGallant Sounds like a rather fantastic character!

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  11 лет назад

    Yes.

  • @godzillang2
    @godzillang2 11 лет назад

    I'm running a new world of darkness game online where there is an NPC possessed by a demon 2 mages 2 nosferatu and a werewolf disk I mention one nosferatu is a serial killer and the other is an undertaker who examines the victims of the other nosferatu the only people that know each other are a. Mage and werewolf who found the possessed beaten up in the road. I'm having a real blast running the game.

  • @camarada_michi
    @camarada_michi 12 лет назад

    @clackclickbang Garry is the leader of the Nosferatu in Vampire The Maquerade: Bloodlines.. a pc game, quite interesting and amusing character indeed.. By the way.. Hi, amazing job, congrats from Chile ;)

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  13 лет назад

    @MeesterWolf99 Wunderba! Any preference for the next clan I visit?

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  11 лет назад

    Definitely.

  • @tetsubo57
    @tetsubo57 13 лет назад

    I would probably end up looking pretty much like I do now...

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  13 лет назад

    @Demolitiondude Cock Robin is a rather decent Nosferatu Justicar too.

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  11 лет назад

    They are indeed role-playing.

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  13 лет назад

    @MeesterWolf99 I'm going for Ventrue or Setite, I think.

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  13 лет назад

    @Onionkid99 I can agree with you on all of those!

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  11 лет назад

    Different strokes for different blokes! And ladies. Of course.

  • @mollytherealdeal
    @mollytherealdeal 13 лет назад

    I never had a chance to play one, but they were interesting. I am still trying to create a character who would fit in that clan.

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  13 лет назад

    @swinebread Well.. to a point. Malkavians are honest too, in their own way.

  • @Mick824
    @Mick824 11 лет назад

    huh i did not know that, how interesting

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  12 лет назад

    @Burori1 Garry?

  • @Jewbear1884
    @Jewbear1884 11 лет назад

    So the Nosferatu antediluvian became Ctuhlu? Makes sense. I like the Nosferatu, I also like the Gangrel and Tzimcie, (sorry if I spelled the last wrong, I always have trouble with that one) they were always the most fun to play in my mind, pissing off the princes and barons, those were the days.

  • @melniborne
    @melniborne 10 лет назад

    Your videos are really interesting and awesomely in depth very well done i was wondering if you knew were to get the clan book set?

    • @Deadcrows1981
      @Deadcrows1981 9 лет назад

      dunno if you ever got your answer but ebay or some old book stores, the book is out of print and if you go to a hobby store that caters to gamers it might be a lil pricey. best bet is online.

  • @Nyrufa
    @Nyrufa 11 лет назад

    That's what I was going for. We need more vile Nosferatu.

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  11 лет назад

    It's quite possible. But who can say about the master of Obfuscate?

  • @hellsing507
    @hellsing507 11 лет назад

    When ever I play nosferatu I show upto the Larp with professional make up on.

  • @hisvoiceremasteredrecords
    @hisvoiceremasteredrecords 2 года назад

    I don't really like to play a Nosferatu anymore; it just hits too close to home. I guess I can say here, since who'd believe? You all just think I'm playing another of my silly characters, right? Well the truth is I didn't always look like this; my face once looked more like a face than any other body part, before they took it all from me. Before he took it all.
    I first met him after my last job; I was a hacker, one of the best, and I could and did skim thousands off some big company accounts, but the security? Ball-ache. Far too much like honest work. so I stole from the bastards that had let me down the most in my shit life: social services, children's homes and orphanages. I had to look after my grandparents after all, they were all I had.
    I had parked my bike and gone in, completely unawares, to find the lights didn't work (great, a fucking power cut when I want to get online, typical) fished out my lighter... And there was the shape on my sofa.
    "Evenin', Mister Russell!" it said.
    I jumped out of my skin. "Who the f-", I started.
    "The name's Teddy-Edward Drury, if you please, and I do proudly believe myself to be the inventor of the double-barrelled first name, but enough about little old me, Mr. Russell, Mr. Kieran David Russell, is that right? See I'm just a humble cock-sparra with a few East end connections, and I stand in awe of a real criminal mastermind like yourself! Looks like my bookie's payin' up on them triple odds after all; you really are the kind of 'orrible little shit that'd just-"
    "You don't know what you're talking about!", I shouted, panicked. I could just make out a diminutive, pot-belied figure, a suit in a gross seventies cut and a roll neck sweater, complete with medallion. Why the Guy Richie routine? What did this bastard have on me?
    "Oh don't be coy, Kieran," it oozed, "Is it awrite if I call you Kieran, or would you prefer K.DAV.RUS?"
    I froze to the spot feeling all the physiological discomfort of a fight or flight response: The moment every hacker dreads; I had heard my ID and alias in the same sentence! "my grandparents...." I weakly stammered. There was something about this guy that was like biting on greasy tin foil.
    "Oh don't worry, Mr. K.DAV.RUS; they just got a call to go identify your body, burned beyond recognition o'course, but it's alright, we cloned your phone - even crashed a nice Kawasaki just like yours. You can't get unfucked now, mate!"
    It moved into the weak glow of the moonlit window, and I could see: A bloated, rotting corpse with the most horrific grin I have never wanted to imagine.
    "You see, young K.DAV.RUS, I have an offer you really can't refuse! Heh, Cadaverous, eh? You 'ave no idea how funny that's about to be..."
    I don't go out in public any more. We actually have laws that I can't show my face in public, like I need fucking telling. And it hurts. Everything hurts. All the time. And I hate these sick bastards, they actually use the embrace as a punishment. They do it to bitchy hot chicks too, just for knowing they're hot; Cleopatras they call them, their sin supposedly vanity, and apparently I'm a male one. They just call me Toilet Worm; and everyone always asks why I don't look like my sire, as if they don't know... The truth is I do suffer from that same disgusting postmortem gaseous bloat that Teddy-Edward does; it's just I still have my vanity. And a pocket knife.
    Now fuck off, I want to be alone.

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  13 лет назад

    @boltorange Less said about Skaven the better. I hear rumour they're tunnelling beneath my house.

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  11 лет назад

    Probably a wise idea.

  • @MrBiizer
    @MrBiizer 4 года назад +1

    Someone still active here? Could a Nosferatu 'hire' a Tzimisce to flesh craft him a little?

    • @TheGentlemanGamer
      @TheGentlemanGamer  4 года назад +1

      They could, but the following night their curse would make them look even more hideous than before.

    • @trentoncovert7889
      @trentoncovert7889 3 года назад

      @@TheGentlemanGamer shoot, that’s crazy you’re still checking the comments here

  • @Maskikon
    @Maskikon 11 лет назад

    Cthulhu is probably one of the first Earthbound Demons, i'd say.

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  13 лет назад

    @TheEvilGhoul Well never let it be said I was responsible for the unleashing of a man's beast!

  • @TheGentlemanGamer
    @TheGentlemanGamer  13 лет назад

    @hammeredshitsteak Nope, my playthrough is as a Nosferatu.

  • @cerberaodollam
    @cerberaodollam Год назад

    As an ugly person, I'm considering these guys.