What if Mario Couldn’t Get Into Bob-omb Battlefield in Super Mario 64?

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    Super Mario 64's story is something that is pretty much engraved in us. You jump out of the pipe, race to the castle, ignore Bowser, and launch into Bob-omb Battlefield as you hunt down the first star from King Bob-omb. But what if that didn't work? What if Mario couldn't get into Bob omb Battlefield? How would the entire story change if this was the case? Well, it gets a bit complex, but join me for another dose of overthinking video games as we remix the timeline from this Nintendo 64 classic!
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    "Dusk" - Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
    "Bob-Omb Battlefield" - Super Mario 64
    "Ending (Yoshi's Story) - Super Smash Bros Brawl
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  • @MatthewCampbell765
    @MatthewCampbell765 5 лет назад +827

    If you /really/ wanna overthink things story-wise:
    While this might be a bit of a headcanon, I would argue that the paintings are portals to actual place in the Mushroom Kingdom. Essentially, their purpose is to let Peach access places in her kingdom.
    Hypothetically, if Mario were unable to access the portal paintings, I would argue what he'd eventually do is return home and book a flight or something-maybe call up Luigi while he's on it. He would then go on a more traditional journey around the Mushroom Kingdom looking for at least one star. Maybe just head on over to Bowser's castle and wreck stuff there.

    • @leavemealoneplease583
      @leavemealoneplease583 4 года назад +17

      Oh wow

    • @corrinamarshall9939
      @corrinamarshall9939 4 года назад +66

      i read this this man has BIG BRAIN and and i agree the portal goes to somewhere in the kingdome

    • @Chillyxz
      @Chillyxz 4 года назад +46

      Yea, Peach just casually has a portal to her kidnapper's home. That's totally smart and normal

    • @GreyAcumen
      @GreyAcumen 4 года назад +86

      @@Chillyxz It wasn't originally to Bowser's home, but he coopted those areas for his own convenience and/or set up his own paintings so he could leave easily after kidnapping Peach.

    • @jeremiahmason5998
      @jeremiahmason5998 4 года назад +18

      They are hazy maze cave was made by bowser and dire dire docks is also part of the real world

  • @dn1159
    @dn1159 5 лет назад +2090

    Speedrunners: The what battlefield?

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 4 года назад +135

      0 & 1 Star Runner: _The huh what now?_

    • @wesleywebb5554
      @wesleywebb5554 4 года назад +94

      Other Speed Runners: The bomb clip cage world?

    • @Noobi.14
      @Noobi.14 4 года назад +2

      @@davidthecommenter ok

    • @luisjogos821
      @luisjogos821 4 года назад +22

      0 star speedrunners: I don't remember.

    • @aaronTGP_3756
      @aaronTGP_3756 4 года назад +8

      Of course, for 0 & 1 star runners.

  • @Soulreaperx360x
    @Soulreaperx360x 5 лет назад +1697

    "What if Mario Couldn’t Get Into Bob-omb Battlefield in Super Mario 64?"
    Mario: "Yahuuh! YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-

  • @Bauglir100
    @Bauglir100 4 года назад +147

    What if Bob-omb Battlefield was a 1-star door while Princess Peach's Secret Slide had no stars at all?
    I think that would make more sense from a story perspective. For all Bowser knew, it was just an empty room, so why would it require a star to be opened? Meanwhile, we have the Bob-omb room, which does have a painting world that Mario could go into...yet it requires no stars to open. If Mario got just one of those stars, he'd be able to access Whomp's Fortress and take the stars there. And so on.

    • @MrKevin486
      @MrKevin486 3 года назад +9

      Mario has deepest lore

    • @WatermelonGameplays
      @WatermelonGameplays 3 года назад +14

      Smithers, find this man! I want to make him my executive vice president.

    • @3possumsinatrenchcoat
      @3possumsinatrenchcoat 2 года назад +4

      this is actually brilliant imo

    • @MeepChangeling
      @MeepChangeling 2 года назад +2

      Sure, but that's ignoring the fact that no one can be kidnapped as much as Peach is by the same dude without them knowing the layout of their home. Bowser would have locked both doors... Besides, there's the fan theory that the "kidnappings" are, in fact, clandestine romantic escapes. In which case, Bowser making sure Mario can win makes total sense, as he only needs Peach for like 45 minutes a kidnapping.

  • @Cydr0n
    @Cydr0n 5 лет назад +1738

    If Mario couldn't enter Bomb-Omb Battlefield the game could still be beaten. BUT FIRST WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT PARALLEL UNIVERSES

    • @jonnyfraud
      @jonnyfraud 5 лет назад +33

      in the First Version you are able to Glitch on the Floor of the water outside the Castle, then you can enter the basement and complete the level

    • @Cydr0n
      @Cydr0n 5 лет назад +18

      @Mariofan100 Cadman Wtf? Are you drunk?

    • @vixouu7925
      @vixouu7925 5 лет назад +8

      Mariofan100 Cadman TF dude

    • @NeverEverTM
      @NeverEverTM 5 лет назад +4

      @Mariofan100 Cadman *_What_*

    • @hollydille312
      @hollydille312 5 лет назад

      I wot it

  • @WolfrostWasTaken
    @WolfrostWasTaken 5 лет назад +993

    "Goombas can't jump, so it's impossible to collect stars"
    Pannenkoek: hold my HOLP

    • @mainiac791
      @mainiac791 5 лет назад +7

      Made my day xD thanks

    • @plunger2726
      @plunger2726 5 лет назад +9

      Hello, Doomguy.

    • @uselessguy1
      @uselessguy1 4 года назад +20

      Pannenekoek: **clones every single coin**

    • @Wjjsndhao
      @Wjjsndhao 4 года назад +3

      What's pannenkoek? EDIT 399 like is me

    • @NovaTheDark
      @NovaTheDark 4 года назад +11

      Actually goombas cant grab anything too, so i think its really impossible to collect any stars

  • @thedrizzle3268
    @thedrizzle3268 5 лет назад +2278

    To think Bowser could've won if he just switched the paintings...

  • @CriticalCrazy
    @CriticalCrazy 5 лет назад +67

    I like the idea of Mario problem solving like a human, normally he just blindly runs through things.

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz 3 года назад +11

      As human as a 3'11'' creature that casually smashes through bricks can be.

  • @wariolandgoldpiramid
    @wariolandgoldpiramid 5 лет назад +165

    6:30 one of the tutorial signs actually clearly states "you can't open doors underwater", so we can certainly accept the story that Mario would not be able to open this door.

    • @masapeeta4140
      @masapeeta4140 5 лет назад +11

      which could apply for gameplay reason but other games show Mario could find a way to open it while underwater

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz 4 года назад +4

      ITS CANON BOIS

    • @renewings
      @renewings 4 года назад +3

      yeah but theres a glith in the ds port that allows you to walk underwater

    • @edgarvega5859
      @edgarvega5859 4 года назад +7

      "You can't open doors while underwater"
      The 0 star TAS speedrun: *PU movement noises*

    • @thechocolatearmor5797
      @thechocolatearmor5797 4 года назад +12

      @@masapeeta4140 Honestly even if we are looking at it from a story standpoint, I imagine it would be extremely difficult to open a metal door like that specific one while underwater so.... I dunno

  • @KruhlSentru
    @KruhlSentru 5 лет назад +177

    Those doors are made from wood. Princess Peach might not like having some the doors smashed open or knocked off their hinges, but given that Mario would be doing this to save her, I'm sure she won't mind too much if Mario just went and grabbed a sledge hammer from a Toad Town shop or some such. And bam, problem solved. Plenty of levels to access now.

    • @kevgmei
      @kevgmei 5 лет назад +9

      Or just punch through the door like Kyle punches through drywall since he can easily punch through solid rock like Chris Redfield.

    • @kylehill3643
      @kylehill3643 5 лет назад +14

      @@kevgmei Actually you don't aim for the door silly. You aim for the lock the piece of wood that holds the door shut. (These days it's cylinder locks with pins that a credit card can swipe at if done correctly) but in those days it was a block of wood or a spring that holds the door shut when locked. There's a reason skeleton keys went the way of the dinosaur.

    • @kylehill3643
      @kylehill3643 5 лет назад +4

      @@kevgmei Or Mario could go to our world and 'borrow' The Big Red Key AKA: Battering Ram which opens anything!

    • @kevgmei
      @kevgmei 5 лет назад +1

      @@kylehill3643 You must remember that we're talking about a Mario game here, bud.

    • @dustorm5012
      @dustorm5012 4 года назад +1

      Or get toads bazooka.

  • @JerseyWolf
    @JerseyWolf 4 года назад +67

    There are so many times I wish there were additional levels in the game. The one "night" painting on the stairs to the third floor, or even a whole new level to the castle entirely.

    • @silviox8637
      @silviox8637 3 года назад +5

      I wish that too.

    • @jakethedragonymaster1235
      @jakethedragonymaster1235 3 года назад +6

      That's what they almost did in SM64DS with the extra boss stages and battlefield stage in the courtyard

    • @Whatchamacallit777
      @Whatchamacallit777 Год назад +1

      Do you think there's a afterlife?

  • @AnthonyLoPrimo
    @AnthonyLoPrimo 4 года назад +49

    In line with going into absurd detail, I would imagine a better in-universe explanation for not opening the door of the moat: the pressure of the water combined with the fact it's a somewhat rusted heavy metal door.
    Just think of it like how you can't easily open a car door underwater with the windows up due to the pressure against the car. Opening the windows and letting water in until the pressure is equal is how you can open the door

    • @jakewenttocolorado
      @jakewenttocolorado 4 года назад +9

      It kinda depends on which way the door opens

    • @AnthonyLoPrimo
      @AnthonyLoPrimo 4 года назад +9

      @@jakewenttocolorado true, though I just confirmed the door swings to the outside (which I originally remembered), my "real life" theory stays. Technically even if swung inside the water inside might keep it shut. (maybe not cause of outside water pressure but still)

  • @CyberAtlasX1
    @CyberAtlasX1 5 лет назад +420

    How would mario get through the castle without entering bob omb battlefield?
    It's simple. "YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO"

    • @GoTree64
      @GoTree64 5 лет назад +29

      YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

    • @phantomations191
      @phantomations191 5 лет назад +17

      GoTree64 Y A H O O O O O O

    • @Brajxdv
      @Brajxdv 5 лет назад +14

      So long gay Bowser!

    • @kevgmei
      @kevgmei 5 лет назад +10

      or YA, YAYAYAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAHOOOOOOOO!

    • @ElPerroJoven
      @ElPerroJoven 4 года назад +5

      GOOGLE WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

  • @SnakeversoGames
    @SnakeversoGames 5 лет назад +647

    Todd Rogers can still enter this area due to starting the game in 2 gear

  • @browncow5210
    @browncow5210 5 лет назад +534

    Bowser would like your advice on how to beat Mario.

    • @TomekKorgel
      @TomekKorgel 5 лет назад +20

      Erase every star there is . If needed erase every key. Or...erase peach

    • @Inspector-gs1qb
      @Inspector-gs1qb 5 лет назад +13

      @@TomekKorgel its too late mario has already broken in using glitches

    • @IndigoGollum
      @IndigoGollum 5 лет назад +15

      Just copy mario maker levels.

    • @Dreamheart101
      @Dreamheart101 5 лет назад +5

      Launch a surprise attack on Mario before kidnapping Peach.

    • @nadadada3938
      @nadadada3938 5 лет назад +3

      @@Dreamheart101 So super Princess Peach

  • @anneeichorn2573
    @anneeichorn2573 4 года назад +259

    "Mario's stuck"
    *laughs in BLJ*

  • @Redvictory612
    @Redvictory612 5 лет назад +103

    2:19 just grab the stars that appear when you fall

    • @Gears_AndGrinds
      @Gears_AndGrinds 4 года назад +2

      r/kidsarefuckingsmart because your pfp is a kid

    • @oscaraguilar7958
      @oscaraguilar7958 4 года назад

      Lmao

    • @cir00ls
      @cir00ls 4 года назад +4

      iq: 999.999.999
      Nasa would lime to know your location

    • @renewings
      @renewings 3 года назад +1

      Infinity IQ

    • @manioqqqq
      @manioqqqq Год назад

      @@cir00ls lime 🗿

  • @GameJam230
    @GameJam230 5 лет назад +493

    Today: It’s basically just a theory.
    Tomorrow: It’s a ROM Hack.

    • @Medachod
      @Medachod 5 лет назад +16

      @shadowfr0st Well, Nintendo has a reason to be stringent toward their IPs at least. Sonic has been so dead with Sonic Team that the fans do make better games than them.

    • @Medachod
      @Medachod 5 лет назад +4

      @shadowfr0st RUclips violates that themselves all the time, though. That isn't a Nintendo problem.

    • @Medachod
      @Medachod 5 лет назад +4

      @shadowfr0st Yes, but RUclips does that too. Again, nothing new.

    • @Medachod
      @Medachod 5 лет назад +5

      @shadowfr0st Of course it doesn't. I'm upset in general that this crap happens all the time.

    • @Medachod
      @Medachod 5 лет назад +4

      @shadowfr0st They changed their RUclips policy toward content creators, so at least they're getting better treatment. But, they do go after strange things.

  • @N16isbetterthanhydeinsight
    @N16isbetterthanhydeinsight 4 года назад +112

    "what if mario couldn't get into bob-omb battlefield in super mario 64?"
    Normal players: well that'd be impossibl-
    Speedrunners: *are* *you* *sure* *about* *that?*

    • @internetguy7319
      @internetguy7319 3 года назад +4

      Speedrunners:
      *It's easy, actually. Barely an inconvenience!*

    • @Razzlb
      @Razzlb 3 года назад +1

      Achoo, I think someone is talking about speedruns

    • @omegahaxors3306
      @omegahaxors3306 2 месяца назад

      Speedrunners: Babomb what-now?

  • @JMPDev
    @JMPDev 4 года назад +43

    9:20 Couldn’t Mario jump back into the inky pit and just go out via the waterfall to get back outside and progress normally? Seems odd to point out all the ways he couldn’t get back upstairs (door locked, etc) but ignore the method by which he (in this hypothetical story scenario) got in in the first place.

  • @TTVArgusGuy
    @TTVArgusGuy 5 лет назад +475

    Notice how he finishes every sentence in the same way

    • @madgadgetss
      @madgadgetss 5 лет назад +71

      i cannot unhear it now....

    • @xy9439
      @xy9439 5 лет назад +79

      Because he's reading a script, it's normal

    • @jasonalen7459
      @jasonalen7459 5 лет назад +29

      I read that in his voice
      Dr. Wily (the Zelda youtuber) does the same thing, but it sounds robotic and annoying

    • @shrc.
      @shrc. 5 лет назад +1

      You're right!

    • @CausticFoil
      @CausticFoil 5 лет назад +20

      Huh. He sort of holds a note each time.

  • @fendoroid3788
    @fendoroid3788 5 лет назад +208

    You can't beat Super Mario 64 without jumping.
    Pannenkoek2012: Hold my A button.

    • @paper6407
      @paper6407 5 лет назад +7

      I know this is a joke, but wouldnt holding the a button make Mario jump? I get this is a joke. Please dont put me on r/woosh or something like that

    • @fendoroid3788
      @fendoroid3788 5 лет назад +5

      @@paper6407 it was a variation of "hold my beer" meme.

    • @paper6407
      @paper6407 5 лет назад +3

      @@fendoroid3788 I know I said I get the joke, but I like some my memes making sense

    • @CrashCubeZeroOne
      @CrashCubeZeroOne 5 лет назад +7

      @@paper6407 Well, if you press it underwater, in mid-air, during a cutscene, or while stunned/hit, it shouldn't make Mario jump.
      The easiest A press to hold without making him jump woulb have to be the very first text box.

    • @shadowmcphantom
      @shadowmcphantom 5 лет назад

      Pannekoek sounds dutch

  • @elbuhofeliz7504
    @elbuhofeliz7504 4 года назад +20

    What if Mario couldn't get into Bob-Omb Battlefield.
    Mario: *”Well, i tried...”*

  • @carterbennett7528
    @carterbennett7528 4 года назад +24

    Mario: *Snorts cocaine* alright... another way... OH I GOT IT! YAYAYA-

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 4 года назад +1

      That ain't cocaine, that's meth

  • @LokiScarletWasHere
    @LokiScarletWasHere 5 лет назад +34

    "Yes, we're going to overthink this to death, welcome to a SwankyBox video"
    .... Okay, now you've tempted me. And unless my ADHD kicks my ass on this, I'll show y'all what overthink really is.

    • @dingbat232
      @dingbat232 4 года назад +1

      Couldn't have said it better myself

  • @GoogleAids
    @GoogleAids 5 лет назад +315

    I'm about to boundary break right into swanky's box

  • @Seefat2009
    @Seefat2009 5 лет назад +35

    4:47
    hey, mario, buddy....
    *what in the heck are you doing.*

  • @AdvanceAU
    @AdvanceAU 5 лет назад +182

    I've always appreciated the quality of narration in your videos, and this is no exception. I enjoyed this video.

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 5 лет назад +7

      I wish he would stop trailing off at the end of every sentence...
      It's fucking annoying.

    • @kylecampbell565
      @kylecampbell565 5 лет назад

      The Jrr what do you mean by trail off?

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 5 лет назад +4

      @@kylecampbell565 listen to him talk carefully, everytime he's at the end of a sentence he stretches the last word out for way longer than it needs to and it's fucking annoying.

    • @Matio25091
      @Matio25091 5 лет назад +2

      @@Ten_Thousand_Locusts Yeah, I hate that as well. Every sentence finishes in the same way. It's so unnatural and annoying.

    • @yagirl3612
      @yagirl3612 5 лет назад +3

      I literally can’t finish the video because of the narration

  • @herosshade2247
    @herosshade2247 5 лет назад +37

    I actually saw that all-goomba run, even though you guys made very little progress, it was hella entertaining!

    • @ricesslei7145
      @ricesslei7145 4 года назад +2

      What is the name of the hosting platform he used for the goomba run?

  • @Savii-Jo
    @Savii-Jo 4 года назад +8

    I feel like at this rate we are just throwing out random scenarios and *Mario 64* just happens to casually fit...each...and....everyone...one.

    • @fonejunky6306
      @fonejunky6306 4 года назад +1

      Almost as if it’s...personalized

  • @jaydenpaulus4423
    @jaydenpaulus4423 5 лет назад +46

    "The door is locked on both sides." Cause yeah thats how doors work.

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 5 лет назад +6

      I saw a big argument about this on the comments of another video. Apparently in Europe it's normal to have doors like that, I still think it's silly.

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 5 лет назад

      @@handsomebrick why would you need to both lock something and out?

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 5 лет назад +7

      ​@@robertharris6092 Supposedly you can leave the key in the inside keyhole, and no one can pick the lock? According to my dad who came from mainland Europe, it's common to see roving bands of gypsies trying to break into everyone's house there. I once saw a scene in a European movie where a guy stole someone's house key by slipping a piece of paper under the door, poking the key out so it would fall on the paper, and pulling the paper back with the key on it, so leaving your key in the inside keyhole must be a normal thing in Europe. I guess you might also want to lock your kids in, which makes sense in theory, but in practice I don't think any parents in North America ever thought "gee, I wish I could lock my kids in the house from the inside." Some people also say that inside-locking doors used to be common in North America, but we got rid of them because they were unsafe, there were incidents of people unable to escape burning buildings or something.

    • @mynamehasspacesinit8687
      @mynamehasspacesinit8687 4 года назад +3

      My house had one of those one-way doors, ended up trapping myself in the garage thinking the door was unlocked.

    • @NovaTheDark
      @NovaTheDark 4 года назад

      @@handsomebrick Doors in Europe can usually be opened with no keys from the inside but you always need a key to open them from the outside, i think its way easier that way cause u cant forget to lock the door or something like that

  • @treo640
    @treo640 5 лет назад +25

    Mario just smashes through the door and says "Here's Mario!"

    • @kingofflames738
      @kingofflames738 5 лет назад +4

      *Yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayahoo!!!

  • @Lucatin
    @Lucatin 5 лет назад +183

    Mario can't BLJ so he's stuck in GBJ

    • @monkeylikeredbull
      @monkeylikeredbull 5 лет назад +25

      Shoutouts to FimpleSlips

    • @error2v293
      @error2v293 5 лет назад +1

      @@monkeylikeredbull nice joke

    • @TheJackster_
      @TheJackster_ 5 лет назад

      @Lucatin finally someone knows what GBJ is

    • @Frongo
      @Frongo 5 лет назад

      there's no collision from inside tho

    • @imdone8243
      @imdone8243 5 лет назад +1

      Shout-out to plesimflips

  • @RaphBlade7
    @RaphBlade7 2 года назад +4

    Gotta say I'm impressed with your (and the hypothetical Mario's) determination to save Peach. Also kinda nice to know its possible to get on the roof and into Hazy Maze cave. Looks like Bowser's plan to switch the Bob-omb Battlefield paintings didn't work.

  • @santosic
    @santosic 3 года назад +5

    I really like the concept of an AU where this scenario happens and Mario is forced to get a bit more creative and does this as his solution. I think it'd make the story a bit more interesting too, and it'd show why Mario constantly beats Bowser all the time; he really is good at thinking on his feet and coming up with solutions on the fly.
    Great. Now I'm overthinking this too, haha.

  • @neutralamity
    @neutralamity 4 года назад +6

    0:23 SpOnsErShiPs hElP ouT a- *skipping intensifies*

  • @SalmondKeyStudios
    @SalmondKeyStudios 5 лет назад +3

    I always though the Bob-Omb Battlefield painting showed some weird creatures with beaks. I now realise that's the Bob-Ombs' feet.

  • @veggiet2009
    @veggiet2009 5 лет назад +5

    I remember trying to get into the waterfall as a kid... It would have been a cool world building tidbit if they let you at least see into the cave and catch a glimpse of what was to come.

  • @CrystalGreymon
    @CrystalGreymon 5 лет назад +3

    What if Bowser didn't actually kidnap Peach but she just really wanted to play an elaborate game of Hide and Seek?

    • @kylehill3643
      @kylehill3643 5 лет назад +1

      What if Princess Peach was stuffed into a closet this whole time while Mario went traipsing all across the world never to find her while Bowser decided after being bored to bring her to his castle when he realized Mario was that dumb?

  • @Vowels2461
    @Vowels2461 4 года назад +2

    Bob-omb battlefield painting: *is swapped*
    Mario: *is stuck*
    Speedrunning: hold my spaghetti

  • @matchumadori5291
    @matchumadori5291 5 лет назад +3

    5:50 wait but why wouldn’t Big Boo’s Haunt be in the courtyard?

  • @candycoated_rage6591
    @candycoated_rage6591 4 года назад +3

    Terminalmontage fans (me) hearing Swanky mentioning him:
    "YaHOOOO!"

  • @JeagerGray
    @JeagerGray 4 года назад +1

    It just blows my mind how these over-analyzed videos about very specific aspects of a 20 years old game can make so many views. RUclips never ceases to surprise me.

  • @tj_m00r3
    @tj_m00r3 3 года назад +2

    Title: What if Mario couldn't get in Bob-Omb Battlefield?
    Speedrunners: Let us Introduce ourselves.

  • @ericopenscards819
    @ericopenscards819 5 лет назад +24

    The giveaway website is weird. There is no confirmation that it accepted the entry.

  • @SxVx55
    @SxVx55 5 лет назад +5

    Who is Marr?

  • @MRabbit
    @MRabbit 4 года назад +1

    Something i really appreciate about yours videos is that you always go to games that were popular

  • @freeloader9000
    @freeloader9000 4 года назад +1

    SwankyBox: What if you couldn't get your 1st Star in Bob-omb Battlefield?
    Speedrunner Mario: What's a Star?

  • @WednesdayMan
    @WednesdayMan 5 лет назад +6

    But Mario can do anything.
    he'll BLJ through the painting, or to another room and get the stars.

  • @skyeturner5003
    @skyeturner5003 5 лет назад +12

    You can get a star as a Goomba in Bob omb battlefield, you can use the cork box glitch to get the 100 coin star, I did it, the reason it can't be done glitchless is because the Goomba constantly has the A button held and most stars in BoB are terminating meaning you have to be not holding the A button, cloning is terminating, but if you break the cork box at the same time as it despawns it will give you the coins and respawn, this is non-terminating meaning it is possible, I have tried it successfully, I know this wasn't the point of the video but I still feel it necessary to mention.

    • @RickRaptor105
      @RickRaptor105 5 лет назад +4

      Wait, so playing as a Goomba means you are automatically playing with a permanent 0.5 A press?

    • @skyeturner5003
      @skyeturner5003 5 лет назад +2

      @@RickRaptor105 yes

    • @schildiish
      @schildiish 5 лет назад

      the goomba can not pick up anything that's why the king was unkillable. so no 100 coin star

    • @skyeturner5003
      @skyeturner5003 5 лет назад

      @@schildiish he can pick up the box, he can't pick up heavy objects like the king Bob omb, he can pick up boxes via a dive. Edit: if you want proof there is video proof of me doing it on my channel

    • @schildiish
      @schildiish 5 лет назад

      @@skyeturner5003 interessting. Well i watched their goomba video months ago and all i could remember where tiny jumps and no b button but only diving but yes dive pick up is possible.
      So is there a way to do it glitchless or only the coin glitch?
      And it would be interessing if they make a new challenge take on it and see how far the come now

  • @randominternetman8177
    @randominternetman8177 2 года назад +1

    Simple solution for 9:13
    Go back into Hazy Maze Cave, and to the Metal Cap cave, slide down the waterfall and you're suddenly outside, walk into the front door and enter Whomp's Fortress, gameplay proceeds as normal.

  • @funstuffies822
    @funstuffies822 3 года назад +1

    Every SwankyBox video: come up with a concept literally no one thought about for a popular game, create a 10-20 minute video about said concept, then somehow make the video super entertaining.

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 5 лет назад +11

    It's not really possible from a realistic perspective for Mario to be able to open the door underwater, either. The pressure being exerted on the door by the water would be too great for him to be able to pull the door open, and even then it would flood the entire basement, making the rest of the adventure considerably more difficult as well.

    • @Bandit74100
      @Bandit74100 5 лет назад +1

      But the water level is the same on both sides so no big pressure should be pressing on the door

  • @sonicSnap
    @sonicSnap 3 года назад +3

    "What if Mario Couldn’t Get Into Bob-omb Battlefield in Super Mario 64?"
    0 star speedrunners:

  • @Monica-zt8yo
    @Monica-zt8yo 4 года назад +2

    Mario: *cant get into bob-omb battlefield*
    Princess Peach: guess i'll die then 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @dustorm5012
      @dustorm5012 4 года назад +1

      *BLJ INTENSIFIES*

    • @teamawesomeness7137
      @teamawesomeness7137 3 года назад +1

      princess peach escapes on her own and swaps the paintings back. and then sends mario to sarasaland. and then goes on an adventture alongside luigi.

  • @horizonbumpy2828
    @horizonbumpy2828 2 года назад +2

    5:38, probably because he smacked headfirst into a painting... he probably has a concussion

  • @thomas33y80
    @thomas33y80 4 года назад +4

    *reads the title* "of course bowser first!"

  • @kingofflames738
    @kingofflames738 5 лет назад +15

    Stand name: Backuwardsu Rongujump
    Stand user: Mario
    Stand ability: Move through walls at the top of stairs

  • @Paradox-xm9zq
    @Paradox-xm9zq 3 года назад +2

    This reminds me of how I always laugh about how in Zelda games, Ganon could easily stop Link from reaching him by making a locked door with no key

  • @thehighlandfox
    @thehighlandfox 5 лет назад +2

    This video was so fun to watch. I like what you did by linking areas together to create a hypothetical way he could proceed.

  • @olivius8891
    @olivius8891 5 лет назад +70

    Thinking of making a ROM hack called Super Mario 64: Beyond The Mirror. What do you think?

    • @matiii1210
      @matiii1210 5 лет назад +8

      yes

    • @richardgibson8403
      @richardgibson8403 5 лет назад +5

      Olive YTP good

    • @slayer-asp-6670
      @slayer-asp-6670 5 лет назад +6

      call it behind the mirror, but make the words be mirrored

    • @Trippsy05
      @Trippsy05 5 лет назад +4

      Yes do it

    • @maratby4364
      @maratby4364 5 лет назад +2

      if you haven't thought of it yet, you could literally mirror the entire first half of the game through the Mario 64 ds mirror. so you play one half of the game forwards, and one half mirrored. That would be a sick rom hack.

  • @tonyhakston536
    @tonyhakston536 4 года назад +3

    6:35 Swanky: “hold onto that thought, because we’ll be addressing it again soon.”
    Also Swanky: *never addresses that thought.*

  • @smactork
    @smactork 3 года назад +2

    No one:
    Swankybox: "Sur Mardyssey"

  • @MrEditor6000
    @MrEditor6000 4 года назад +2

    2:36
    Toad busy doing things

  • @tinyguy9398
    @tinyguy9398 4 года назад +5

    I so want that Yoshi's Story cover you play at the end with all the extra percussion. What is it called?

  • @samuraininja2924
    @samuraininja2924 4 года назад +3

    "what if mario cant get to bob omb
    Painting"
    Simple. mario will say
    YA HOO YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA HOO

  • @MarioTheGre
    @MarioTheGre 4 года назад +2

    "Mario can't get back upstairs." But what about the vanish cap by draining the moat?

    • @skill_issuesmo7367
      @skill_issuesmo7367 2 года назад

      1.he literally used that way in the video
      2.why vanish cap?

  • @luke8979
    @luke8979 3 года назад +1

    I remember the first time I played this game as a kid I couldn't find the Bom-omb painting and now I know that having that course NOT sealed off made all the difference while playing.

  • @hallowizer440
    @hallowizer440 4 года назад +5

    Promotions end at 1:20. This is like the third time I posted this, but SwankyBox keeps deleting my comment.

  • @ollyplantsoups7674
    @ollyplantsoups7674 5 лет назад +6

    6:55 Once Mario grabbed the star from the Vanish Cap stage, he could just enter Whomp's Fortress and finish the rest of the game normally.

  • @arctohru
    @arctohru 4 года назад +1

    How to stop the hero - villain guide:
    >Lock all the doors with a seal for 110 stars
    >or lock the doors from the inside
    >profit

  • @lolliii5477
    @lolliii5477 3 года назад +1

    what if you can't enter bob-omb battle field?
    TAS speedrunners: yes

  • @coolest_turtle
    @coolest_turtle 5 лет назад +24

    Someone needs to make a rom hack out of this idea

    • @AnonymousFrogNG
      @AnonymousFrogNG 5 лет назад +2

      Assuming you're only making Bob Omb Battlefield inaccessible, such a ROM hack would take 30 seconds

    • @Medachod
      @Medachod 5 лет назад +4

      @@AnonymousFrogNG Don't forget entering the waterfall.

    • @AnonymousFrogNG
      @AnonymousFrogNG 5 лет назад +3

      @@Medachod The only thing you would need, is to move the Bob-Omb Battlefield painting over to the tower, and replace it with a fake.

    • @Medachod
      @Medachod 5 лет назад +4

      @@AnonymousFrogNG "Don't forget entering the waterfall."

    • @AnonymousFrogNG
      @AnonymousFrogNG 5 лет назад +1

      @@Medachod What do you mean? You really had to reply twice.

  • @krzysiekf6283
    @krzysiekf6283 5 лет назад +3

    that depressed mario in the thumbnail though!

  • @webbtail245
    @webbtail245 4 года назад +1

    mario: can't enter a painting
    a nice, clear path outside that he could just walk on in order to get to BBF
    also mario: "guess I'll die"

  • @icremrob
    @icremrob 4 года назад +1

    Man, I hate it when someone switches my magic painting for a replica in the basement

  • @four-en-tee
    @four-en-tee 5 лет назад +9

    What if Mario Couldn’t Get Into Bob-Omb Battlefield in Super Mario 64?
    Well first, we need to talk about Parallel Universes.

    • @dustorm5012
      @dustorm5012 4 года назад

      Mario's! King kooper has kidnapped the peach, and stole my eggs.

  • @aaa-xr8wz
    @aaa-xr8wz 4 года назад +7

    “What if mario could’nt get in to bomb-omb battlefield?”
    Simple. Just break down door #2 and go in the second level.
    P.S: Yes I know you can’t do this, it’s a joke people!

    • @teamawesomeness7137
      @teamawesomeness7137 3 года назад

      actually, in the rom hack with captain falcon, you can break doors with ease

  • @TheLobsterCopter5000
    @TheLobsterCopter5000 3 года назад +2

    The door wouldn't open because of the massive pressure difference between the flooded castle grounds and the unflooded basement. It's the same reason why emergency plane doors can only open outwards, but this pressure difference would be even bigger.

  • @trollomane
    @trollomane 4 года назад +1

    the first ever sponsorship thing thats actually interesting for me. definitely going to check out hob

  • @user-jn3oz5xt1b
    @user-jn3oz5xt1b 5 лет назад +3

    The castle in Odessy real made me want a 64 HD or 4k remake, maybe for the next gen switch that they anounced?

  • @thebasketballhistorian3291
    @thebasketballhistorian3291 5 лет назад +8

    Video starts at 1:45.
    Geez, he starts off by promoting his other videos, then a very long sponsor's message, and then after, promotes his other video again just for good measure.
    The rest of the video I found interesting though.

  • @mightyveegaming502
    @mightyveegaming502 5 лет назад +1

    It's freaking crazy just how many videos can come from this one game. I love it.

  • @bl0cky64
    @bl0cky64 4 года назад +2

    To answer that we need to talk about *parallel universes*

  • @KingLaZrButBad
    @KingLaZrButBad 5 лет назад +5

    Skwanky: mario how did you beat the game without bob-omb battlefield?
    Mario: *TO AWNSER THAT, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT PARALLEL UNIVERSES*

    • @Cactuardude
      @Cactuardude 4 года назад

      Pannenkoek2012 talked about that like 100 times

    • @dustorm5012
      @dustorm5012 4 года назад

      Mario's! King kooper has kidnapped the peach, and stole my eggs.

  • @Toxodos
    @Toxodos 5 лет назад +4

    nice, you made it past the 10 minute mark. Congratulations, you obviously worked really hard on that

  • @EskeReven
    @EskeReven 5 лет назад +2

    9:04 The star door out from the hazy maze cave room needs 31 stars to open, so since you want to "play by the rules", Mario would have to go back to the front of the castle again.

    • @cauaplays1331
      @cauaplays1331 4 года назад

      @Lukas von das Eis No, I think the Hazy-Maze Cave door don't need stars

    • @teamawesomeness7137
      @teamawesomeness7137 3 года назад

      @@cauaplays1331 technically, you have to get at least 8 or 12 stars (depending on the game) to reach the door itself.

  • @roaringthunder115
    @roaringthunder115 3 года назад +1

    Mario-eh, not a problem SPEED TIME
    Toad-What in the world?

  • @Ecl1psed276
    @Ecl1psed276 5 лет назад +21

    Ok RUclips,
    I watched this video now.
    ARE YOU HAPPY?!?!?!?!?

  • @susanf7237
    @susanf7237 5 лет назад +43

    Alright here's that one nerd that will disagree with the "unscientific" statements Mario would not be able to open the door underwater because the pressure would keep it shut with there being two bodies of water on either side

    • @seanpazdera6407
      @seanpazdera6407 5 лет назад +16

      That would only work if there was a body of water on ONE side. That's why if your car is sinking in water you're supposed to wait until there's enough water in the vehicle to subside the pressure.

    • @shrilleth
      @shrilleth 5 лет назад

      Super Ascended Sean Pazdera would inequal amounts of water make a difference?

    • @seanpazdera6407
      @seanpazdera6407 5 лет назад +3

      @@shrilleth A little bit, that's why it would still take a bit more effort than normal to open it.

    • @pluigipng9061
      @pluigipng9061 5 лет назад +1

      But the pressure would be the same on both sides so it would be a lot easier actually

    • @groszak1
      @groszak1 5 лет назад

      but why isn't Mario able to open doors when it's so cold, as in the slide door from outside in Cool Cool Mountain?

  • @hallowizer440
    @hallowizer440 3 года назад +1

    Alternative idea: just break down the door that leads upstairs. Then jump into that Bob-omb Battlefield painting. If Mario isn't strong enough then he can just scam Wario into doing it.

    • @teamawesomeness7137
      @teamawesomeness7137 3 года назад

      wario doesn't appear in the n64 game.

    • @hallowizer440
      @hallowizer440 3 года назад

      @@teamawesomeness7137 Yeah because he's somewhere else in the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario needs to find him.

  • @YoSoySrRojo
    @YoSoySrRojo 2 года назад

    “What is Mario couldn’t access bob-bomb battlefield?”
    Speedrunners: *is that supposed to stop me?*

  • @captainacorn2088
    @captainacorn2088 5 лет назад +5

    Did you HAVE to give Bowser an idea????

    • @dustorm5012
      @dustorm5012 4 года назад +1

      *BLJ INTENSIFIES*

    • @teamawesomeness7137
      @teamawesomeness7137 3 года назад

      bowser is not the true big bad. bowser is working for someone called crysta the evil. even then, crysta the evil is working for dr. evil. but the true big bad is marvetta.

  • @WA-Y
    @WA-Y 5 лет назад +4

    Short answer:
    Some hackei boi will find a way through

  • @mariselojeda0810
    @mariselojeda0810 4 года назад +1

    The Mario 64 TerminalMontage video actually appeared right below this one

  • @davenbezotte1781
    @davenbezotte1781 5 лет назад +1

    loved the "if link never left kukori forest" video. loved this one. thanks for the quality content swanky. looking forward to more

  • @mylifeasbeth1968
    @mylifeasbeth1968 5 лет назад +8

    Is it actually possible to get into hazy maze cave through the waterfall?

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 5 лет назад +4

      no

    • @krystallinekris
      @krystallinekris 5 лет назад +6

      Gameplay wise, no. But like he said, lore wise, the cave is right behind that waterfall, so from a STORY perspective, he could enter it.

  • @CurtSP
    @CurtSP 5 лет назад +5

    How funny this is if ya watched the orignal Gumba Video xD

  • @p3chv0gel22
    @p3chv0gel22 3 года назад +1

    I could see a reason, why Mario can't open the door under water early:
    If we look at the water level outside the castle and compare it to how far down we go in the basement to drain it, it seems like the water level inside is a lot lower relative to the outside water level.
    This would mean, that there would be a stupid amount of pressure against the door.
    So if the door would swing outwarts away from the castle, it would be (for all intends and purposes) Impossible to Open, because you would work against the weight of all the water
    If the door would swing Inside, the must be some sort of locking and sealing mechanism to prevent the door from opening because otherwise it would just flood the whole basement

  • @joshuana5132
    @joshuana5132 3 года назад

    For that idea with the paintbrush, if Bowser used it, I could use it to transform his hot spring bath and combine it with the volcano, causing an eruption of pollution paint that basically made all the previous levels even worse than they ever were before. Requiring basically a Mario Sunshine 2.0, each level worse than before when the paintbrush is wielded by someone that actually knows how to wield magics to a higher tier than Jr. did. I could see the paintbrush sceptor being a tool that is easy to start, but difficult to master, something that Bowser could do, thanks to his mastery of curses.