history of the world, i guess but it's clean (for schools)
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- Опубликовано: 20 июл 2017
- Here's a little edit I put together of the popular Bill Wurtz video, "history of the world, i guess", but I edited out any profanity, so it can be shown in school without any worry!
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*timestamps for schools:*
0:00 introduction
0:30 creation of the universe
1:04 creation of gases & elements
1:23 creation of stars
1:41 creation of earth
2:10 life on earth
2:32 photosynthesis
2:45 cambrian explosion
2:56 "bye bye ocean"
3:36 dinosaurs & humans
4:21 society & neolithic age
5:00 bronze age
5:55 iron age
12:03 age of exploration
13:37 modern age
17:22 contemporary age
17:59 present
18:39 end/future
n i c e
ty
Mister DaPickle lol I’m im 7:00
8:34 Golden age of india
I copied this but gave you credit for the original and the idea to make it (more detailed).
“How’s the world?”
*Broken*
That’s cool and everything but, did anyone ask?
Raphaël Lelièvre I did
Raphaël Lelièvre it’s a fact not a question 🗿
How's my mind?
Broken
How my life?
-broken-
0:10 my parents when I was born
Bitch Lasagna w
I’m dying😂😂
Bitch Lasagna
L
Parents: How did this *HAPPEN*?
Aww... I’m sorry for your loss..
This is the best cleanest version I've found. Well done.
Welp I did not expect you here...
@@MarbulaGamer Oh, hello there :)
@@dumbdave961 Hi!
Robots
@@idk46976 I don't think so. They might have actually heard of me
my science teacher played this in class yesterday and everyone was watching it. this is literally my favorite video, bill wurtz is awesome 🗣️
Bro who reacted when they said "the sun is a deadly laser"
"Some stars burn out and die."
"Bigger stars burn out and die.. _with passion_ ."
Thanks but I have ears you know
@@pirilon78 r/wooosh
Who read this while it was saying That?
@@unknownsundown8893 its not a joke. I just get anoyed by comments wich just repeat whats exactly on the video
Pirilon 6644 Jesus Christ ur a karen
Why did this video come in everyone’s recommendations just now?
*Idk*
2 days later xD
Bed
Lol idk
When never
This is just for me dw
7:00 for APWH
11:00
12:22 Christopher Columbus (1492)
13:00 Ottoman Empire (1530)
13:40 Seven Years War (1754)
13:51 Declaration of Independence (1776)
14:15 Napoleon (1804)
14:45 Opium Wars (1839)
15:13 Civil War/Emancipation Proclamation (1863)
15:30 Spanish-American War (1898)
15:50 World War 1 (1914)
16:00 Soviet Union's Communism (1922)
16:30 Germany's Hitler (1933-1945)
17:00 India/Pakistan/Bangladesh (1947)
17:23 North America vs. South America (1950)
Do I have your permission to use it?
@@zachkutkey303 they're just timestamps why would you need permission
@cloudsoflilac he said they were just for him so I was just being polite
@@cloudsoflilac9731im gonna use it without permission
@@zachkutkey303always nice to be polite 😊😅
the smoothness of this almost makes you forget that there was swearing in the first place; the only place that felt kind of awkward was the amsterdam part but that Already feels awkward, like, in the original, so its fine
Time stamp?
@@Aries_2012 13:14
Someone famous: *breathes*
Bill: *we can make a religion out of this*
I just heard the Buddhism “You can make a religion out of this”
random typek: makes Google translate video
bill wurtz: you could make a religion out of this
Breakfast I mean breath 😂😉😜😜
9 off
How
How to make a paper airplane mode and
How
*nodont*
no don't.
Every 5 seconds there is a “song”
*_Did you mean:_* *jingle?*
or *_small 2-3 second melodic sentence or statement used commonly for dramatic effect, comedy, or general entertainment?_*
MUSICAL THEATRE!
Nice Guy Disney is that u?
rage sorry for my miss understanding 😣😣😣
iiGloomy_sky hmm?
Teachers : *Teaches histroy throughout the rest of high school in a boring and less fun way*
Bill wutz : Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary
I was really curious to see how he handled 12:55 but they handled it pretty well
3:49 When the internet comes back on
Lmao
I get it lol
This needs more attention
Replace dinosaurs with youtubers, and you got youtube and COPPA in a nutshell.
clap
*”I Can’t Even Get From Here to There without buying a boat.”* *-Shows a plane-*
bUt iSn'T a PlAnE a BoAt?
@@pianistleuwu plane=bird
Boat=disabled bird
M1xed 3motions blame the original creator.
A plane is just a boat that is redesigned to travel in the air, it’s an air boat
How do you do the cross out on the word
if I was a teacher the original version would be always the introduction for new classes and after the video ends I would verbally discuss it with them and make them pick a subject from the video for next lesson, these would be the smoothest two lessons ever
my teacher actually used this. my whole class was dying in laughter within 3 seconds
“hey you could make a religion out of th-“
*”nO-“*
Fiddleof Gold
Poop
@@Efonis *OK BOOMER*
...
Why?
*the sun is a deadly lazer*
@@echild1969 hi dead memer LoL
0:01 "You're on a rock floating in space."
Flat earthers : *CONFUSED SCREAMING*
Yup
T
R
U
E
Roblox Howls poypoy
Gamer studio! Yo what
they weren't here yet according to the video...
Finally i can watch the entire History of the world without drug addiction
“That’s how every it gets”
-Bill Wurtz
If a school heard this “THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER”
Ikr
And "and the dinosaurs are *gone* "
"not anymore, there's a blanket"
Fikri Fadillah you stole my job
We could make a religion out of this
I’m scared to blink Because then I might miss 100 years
@@C.L.G._Artisa no
@@quasarfly22 ,
@@C.L.G._Artisa agreed mate
When I blinked I missed 500 million years
@@C.L.G._Artisa I don't think it's that funny so no.
2:11
Ocean: theres life in the ocean
Narrator: what?
Low pitch chorus: something's alive in the ocean
Narrator: Oh cool, like a plant or an animal?
2nd Narrator: No
Narrator: A microscopic speck. It lives at the bottom of the ocean and eats chemical soup which is being served hot and fresh, made from gnarly space ingredients leftover from when it was raining rocks or whatever.
*Cell divides*
Narrator: oh yeah, and it can do that
*Those cells divide many more times.*
Narrator: It has secret instructions written inside itself telling it how to build another one of itself. So that's pretty nifty, I would say.
Narrator: Tired of living at the bottom of the ocean?
Chorus: Now you can eat sunlight!
Narrator: Using a revolutionary technique, you can convert sunlight into food.
Chorus: Taste the sun!
Narrator: Side effect, now there's oxygen everywhere and the sky is blue. Then the Earth might have been a snowball for a while. Maybe even a couple of times.
Narrator: It's a sponge. It's a plant. It's a worm, and some other types of weird, strange water bugs and strange fish.
Chorus: It's the Cambrian explosion!
2nd narrator: Wow, that's animals and stuff.
Sea life: But we're still in the ocean. Hey, can we go on land?
Chorus and the Land: No!
Sea life: Why?
Chorus as the Land: The sun is a deadly lazer!
Sea life: Oh, okay.
Chorus: Not anymore, there's a blanket.
Narrator: Now the animals can go on land. Come on animals, let's go on land.
Fish: Nope, can't walk yet. And there's no food yet, so I don't care.
Land: Okay, will you learn to walk if there's plants up here?
Some bugs and fish: Maybe
Narrator: ...said some bugs... and fish.
Frog: Okay, so I can go on land, but I have to go back in the water to-
Chorus: Have babies!
Narrator: Learn to use an egg.
Frog: I was already doing that.
Narrator: Use a stronger egg. Put water in it. Have a baby, on land, in an egg. Water is in the egg. Baby, in the egg, in the water, in the egg.
Frogs: Works for me.
Chorus: Bye bye, ocean!
Narrator: And now everything's huge. Including bugs. Wanna see a map of the land?
2nd Narrator: Sure.
Narrator: Oh, now everything's dead. Just kidding, here are the survivors.
Narrator: Keep your eye on this one...
Narrator: ...'cause it's about to become the dinosaurs. Here's another map of the land.
Narrator: Yeah, it broke apart. Don't worry about that. It does that all the time.
NARRATOR: Here comes a meteor.
Dude, this is like the best video ever. I mean, I have rewatched this video like 20 times, and I never get bored. EVER.
"They started cutting people’s heads off”
“We can make a religi-“
*“No, don’t"*
@Etezaz Mohammed oh o k a y
@@The_insaneiac Wait- no we don't want that
Robespierre actually tryed to make himself prophet of a religion of his own making, the "cult of the higher being"
@@zebaguettefromfrance1287 Ahh, I didn't know that. That's very cool? I don't know really-
Im your 999 like
I learned every I'll ever need for social studies in 18 minutes.
???? *whisper while watching this in history * yessssssssssssssssssssssssss
???? right tho
???? Please see me
Check out my chanal
This taught me more than 10 years of school
"Time to conquer all of Indiaaa" literally felt that.
I will become a science/social studies teacher just to play this in school
the first 5 minutes taught me more than 6 years of social studies ever did
you’re in 5th grade
@@ryandatta6059 no, started learning social studies 6 years ago
Have you learnt the Greek history?
TheCow I guess you haven’t *learned* English.
Same lol
When you have a history test in 10mins and haven’t studied
this is 18 minutes long so unless you can figure out what it is in 2x mode then youre done
Hyper Kitty lol
I will now legit use this for school (lol)
Heh i already did >:3
but the video is 18 minutes
I like how he said "you can't even go here without buying a boat" and showed a car
plane*
thats a plane
U Stupid or sumthing
I get to woooosh 2 people at once, @coolchannelyt @pacifisthuman82649 r/woooosh
@@pacifistichuman82649bro that’s a bike
Teacher: Explain the history of the world
Me: Two words
Bill
Wurtz
99% of this: CHina breaking and rejoining
1% of this: literally everything else
Lmao
@Tahlia Crosland 😂
Hope it breaks again 😂
“Look out China there’s a new China in China!”
Lol so true!
"I can't even get from here to there without buying a _boat"_
*Proceeds to show plane.*
a plane counts as a boat
@@Thecouchtater no its not, Theyre.....
*flying robots*
@@iamsaw8s with bombs
@@renewings that makes 2 city in japan have a 2nd sun
@@Thecouchtater true
every 10 seconds a banger blesses your ears
“By the way, where the are we?”
best sentence I have ever heard
1:53 which is now the mooooooooooooon
Petition to have science and social studies teachers to play this.
Underrated
Ikr
I sine thif
JJagents I agree
No evil virus of Satan here.
*I love how this is only 27 seconds less than the original...*
That let's you know how much he swore in the original.
37
Those *27* seconds are the bad words
*36
*36*
That awkward moment when you make a government to be stronger than the old government and it's controlled by the old government. Relatable amiright?
our science teacher actually showed us this to the whole class
i've learned more in 20 minutes than in 14 years of school
We could make a religion out of this
Leo Hanna no don’t~
Good
*yes*
True
U forgot "gneurshk"......... why? Because it can mean *different things*
True
Gneurshk which means let’s eat the stomach of the spring cow
No is not
4:05
It’s still there
This is strangely satisfying seeing everything evolving from a single cell
I am now taking World History, and am halfway through the year, in Medieval Europe now. Anyway, I chose to watch this again, and it was immensely satisfying to see things I knew, even though I do not like my history class, but that's mostly because of my teacher. Anyway, cool.
Teacher: The test is EASY!
The test:
*Easy*
@@serpy7014 yep
BasicallyEnrique yeah easy
Viktorie Mádlová not anymore there’s a blanket
This is the best "clean" version
Not really.
1. Pause the video
2. Tap on this- 13:52
No they took out the part where they show the periodic table when SPACE DUST is made
Ikr it’s not -PAUSE- it, most of it’s
cleanest clean
Amber TheCat thats why theres “ in the word clean.
Thank you for this, I was looking to show a clean version of this to my class
I love how removing all swear words docks off a whole 1min25s of content. Great edit.
Every second I just feel like he's about to swear.
edit: guys please stop i dont want to remember this anymore
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Same
Same
Yes so true
Me to uwu
Why can’t School show this instead of some boring fact film
Ikr
Problem in my country (germany) is that nobody would understand it because 1. its too fast for them and 2. they are too lazy to learn english...
@@alexyra4074 mhm. Finde ich auch. But oh well. Germany has always been weird and will always be weird actually
Legolas 16 THATS WHAT IM SAYING!!
Epilepsy
- "Hey can we go on land?
- *NO*
- why?
- *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER*
this video is too good to be true, this is the best video ive ever seen, man ive never seen a video so good,
this video tought me to much
gen z teachers would surely use this
i would
yes
pfp sauce
Im using
Yep
I showed this to my Social Studies teacher.
*I got an A+ for my class.*
Original and funny HA. HA.
Shut your mouth funny gun boy.
DivinerElite no dont
Hope nobody had a seizure
Nice we make religion... -No please dont.
Used this in my class .Thanks for the edits.
Sun: THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER!
Winter: get out of my way
"no"
"why"
"the sun is a deadly lazer"
"oh, okay"
In a YTP:
ThE sUn Is A lAzY fUcKeR.
That joke has in a Minecraft UHC vid.
now there's a BLAN-ket!
My fave part
Australia be like:
Teacher: *use 12 years to teach history
This guy: *thats cute*
Heavily agreed FBI
we can make a religion out of this
@@AlexG-jm7cd *indeed*
@@mohammedazeem5025 tes
I see you everywhere and it’s amazing
I watched this and I am literally nailing WORLD HISTORY
this is still a great video with the best editing ever 😄
Anyone notice that Australia is only a part of history like once
Wesley Morrison yeah, he didn’t even say it’s name!
Wesley Morrison it’s cause Australia’s chill and doesn’t really start wars with other places
Kira haha yes
canada aint even there
CheetahFast Gaming that is true...
Police: we are arresting you
Me: why?
Police: we can see a dead body in your car
Me: *NoT AnYmORe TheREs a BlaNkET*
Nice.
@@gestifr its not nice, but its *Noice*
@@ismaeldelosreyes2135 Nice =69. Noice = Noice
AsmartguyMythology Nice = 69, Noice = No ice.
gud meme...
Nice going, *Genghis!*
I have no idea why that made me laugh so much
5:54 “Now the Phoenicians can get down to business”
If aliens ever invade us and ask us about our world, we show them this.
Yas
Yee
Yes they will love it XDDDDD
ikr lol
Lmao we gots 2 add corona tho
This should be in schools
I sent it to my teacher so it might be in my online class
Lol
Yes
Yes
I learned more from this than a lesson
WE WATCHED THIS IN SCHOOL AND IT WAS ACTUAL FUN
This was way cooler than I expected... And I learned a lot. Thanks
Me: hey can we go on land.
Sombody: NO
Me: Why?
Sombody: The sun is a deadly laser.
Me: oh okay
now there's a blanket
500,000,000 years ago
Mom: GO OUTSIDE
Me: NO
Mom: WHY NOT?!?!?!
Me: *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER*
Someone else sharing the news: Not anymore there's a blanket
Somebody: Not anymore theres a blanket!
"China is *whole* again, then it *broke* again."
China's constant cycle of being whole and broken pretty much sums my life.
"Life"? Or "Daily routine?"
Do you mean that there is another comment like mine? Believe me or not but I haven't seen it, my entire comment was my idea.
My humor is utter garbage though so I understand if someone thought of it first, but like I said, haven't seen it, so I don't think I reposted anything.
@@Ethan-_-Lim Wow...you are so rude
@@ponz315 It’s alright ignore him
And all viruses start there
Teachers should play this in school
2:58 a legend was born
Teacher: ok class we’re gonna watch Bill Wurtz’s “history of the world”
Kid with epilepsy: ......
Teacher: oh, and Timmy, close your eyes...
Me
Such an original name.
.
Timmy: *doesn’t close eyes and he looks like he’s dancing*
JrRandom Teacher: Aw look everyone,jimmy is dancing,how cute!
i showed this to a teacher and she said: they didn't link the source
ViscoseComb 24 GASP
bruh
The teacher is just jealous
every time
@@melmel9364 BRUH-
My teacher took 7 months to explain everything in this 18 min video
Me: paying attention In class*
Also me: looks away for 0.01 second
The teacher:
When you go to the bathroom in the middle of class
@@owenreynolds9599 so true
@@owenreynolds9599 so true tho
@@owenreynolds9599 it do be like that
@@owenreynolds9599 truly true
I “accidentally” sent this to my social studies teacher
Edit: yes she liked it
No, she didnt play it but she put the intermission bit during break
.
.
Also why does this have so much attention stop it 😳
Well u have detention now
Did she play it?
I’m going to send it to my science teacher. She won’t care though. She’ll probably enjoy it. Lol
A+
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just sent this to my teacher because we’re learning about the world’s evolution right now. i hope we can just watch this instead of spending a whole school year on it.
Thank you so much for doing this. I went to the original version and didn't want to handle the F-bomb.
"Germany's back, featuring Hitler, the angry mustache model. He's mad at the Jews for existing."
I wonder why... :)
TheGamingMacaw That’s what everyone wants to know?
i think germany is a great place now and nobody wants to talk about war anymore. its too tragic so HOPEFULLY pepole arent stupid and NEVER talk about the wars. it already ended
auf Wiedersehen
as a jewish-german i can confirm this
@@sforzous6866 my dad said that in German history class they just cut out the whole world war two
“And now we have a pandemic.”
That is true
"How did this happen?"
@@fusionz_official because bat
And I'm stuck watching these and Ted Ed!!!
I'm part Jewish✡️
Aliens: You have 18 minutes and 15 seconds to tell us the history of the entire world
This guy: loudly inhaling air
Man these edits are great, can you make more vids
History teacher: hi. you're on a giant rock, floating in space.
The class: oh no…
Yes
it so true OMG
*I mean....the teacher is not wrong-*
How did this happen
does that mean we aren't going next to the sun?
“The sun is a deadly laser.”
Ozone: I’m about to end this man’s whole career
Haha
Not anymore there's a blanket
Lmao
We can make a religion out of this
Joshua Liu *no don’t.*
Love this vid I first watched it for highschool and now im a college graduate
you are a life saver for me since my parents won't let me swear or watch things that swear but censored stuff is ok
This is why whole middle school history class but in 20 minutes.
EDIT
Wow thanks for 500 likes in 3 weeks! This is amazing. I'm trying to hit 1000 subscribers, it would be amazing if you guys could subscribe!
Honestly this 18 minute video helped me more than my 4 semester world civ. class did
Your comment is at 69 likes so I can't like it.
*A small price to pay for salvation*
True true
i had a stroke trying to read what you commented
G R A M M A R 1 0 0
I wish they would actually play this at schools, I’d learn more than an actual class
Me too
Me to
True
Me too
Same
Schools take around 8 months to explain both WW1 & WW2, yet bill can do them both in around 40 seconds
Watching this should be mandatory in world history curriculums. There is more to lean from this 20 minute video than from the entire course.
“Forget this.”
“I wanna be something.”
“Go somewhere.”
“Do something.”
“I want things to change.”
Is literally everyones thoughts right now.
Lol
i want to invent time and space.
@@melon4738 and I know it’s possible because everything is already here
@@melon4738 xd
@@jellygang9492 and it probably already happened
* emails this to my history teacher saying he should’ve showed us this *
Edit: woah thanks for the likes-
Did you actually do that❔😄😄😄
Ya and he told me the next day that he liked it but the school probably wouldn’t allow it
Same
lol i would've done that too
Jazzy Animates I just did that
I can’t even imagine a teacher showing this in class it’s be so funny
same
not completely factual, but i’m staying because this is HILARIOUS
Teachers: explains history in a year
Bill: 18 minutes, take it or leave it.
Teachers actually use this something not clean
Nice gravity falls refrance
@@drchrisshields pretty sure its a spongebob reference
@@Prefusify yh, Bc 3 take it or leave it came from Patrick
Because teachers explain things in several years, but with lots of information. Almost absolutely everything is told to you there, while in this video everything is "in a nutshell"
russia's to-do list:
expand
grow larger
get larger
get bigger
If they get big, they don't know what to do
Britain's to do list:
Kill every country if it's not english.
You forgot:
Gain More Size
Obtain more size
Expand in Size
@@LaMiaSorte go back to cave story
@@matrixorialold No
My school loved this. They laughed even without any profanity. I'll be honest, I loved this too.
I have learned more from this video than my 1 year of social studies clads