Yup, had me dead. Especially after dating Asians. Laughed sooo hard at like 4 am. Nothing is funny at 4am! Yet that last little comment broke me into full rolling laugh.
@@GetGotOnGetGotted Everyone else hates that billionaires exist while people are dying because they can't afford the insulin they need to stay alive, but if that's the hill you want to die on, then you do you.
@@GetGotOnGetGotted would you feel bad for a guy dying while catapulting himself over a volcano when he knew there was a 90% chance he was gonna land in lava? I get you but theres a limit. These people let their money make them feel immortal... And risked their lives TO LOOK AT THE TITANIC THROUGH A SCREEN! The same experience they couldve had by watching youtube in a small closet... Youre stupid if you feel that level of risk for that level of reward is acceptable.
So this channel randomly came to my suggestion 3 days back and after watching fewwwwwww videos I came to this conclusion that this channel needs to be in my subscription list so subscribed🔨
UGH episode has a very special place on my heart, i could watch it nonstop for a whole day and still feel that nostalgia from my childhood and the first time i watched
@@anna-flora999 yup.. basically globalization is ruining everything which was so natural back then. Now everything is all about money even if it means selling inferior products.
@@anna-flora999 You...haven't seen how lobsters are kept recently, have you? They are kept live and killed on the spot. Many grocery stores used to keep them in tanks not but 10 years ago.
Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "Power is given only to those who dare to lower themselves and pick it up. Only one thing matters, one thing; to be able to dare!" ~ Dostoevsky
I remember I had this experience when we ordered crabs. We asked price, and he said "depends on the crab". A short while later, guy literally brought us a plate with two live crabs on it, with limbs tied down. He asked us which we wanted, and one was straight up more than double the price of the other. We chose the cheap one and it didn't have a lot of meat, lol. And that's when I understood why the price in shellfish varies so much.
Thats issue in dead fish u know mass and aoze so sell by such but lobster and. Crab killong it causes a rapid decay where bacteria begins to grow that cant be killed by cooking it so u have to boil ut alive to prevent the bacteria fron growing which is why when u ban boiling lobster alove it just skyrockets the prices
@@sauercrowder that would be a great deal. unfortunately "catch of the day" really means "the bulk shht left over from last weeks shipment to the local meat market that they couldn't get rid of fast enough."
Your comedy is really growing. If I saw this exchange in a movie, I'd just love it forever. You are Hollywood quality writing. You'd give them a run for their money.
Just went to a seafood place with my mom and Sharon's persistent desire for the lobster was very similar haha. I actually was confused by the market price question when I heard it at the restaurant and watching this video I am even more confused lol
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“genetically modified”
“mm! sounds tasty!” 💀
We're biotechs. We do genetically modified for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
@@lollsazz sounds delicious.. 😨
249 likes and only 2 comments? Let’s change that!
Genitals, that’s the joke
@@Hamster-wq2cg haha thank you!!
"WE LOST YOUR LOBSTER."
"..what?" Lmao
(*Insert South Park meme*)
/watch?v=OtpwAg0KTeA
It ran off on the plug 😂
Did you take your profile pic while tumbling down a flight of stairs?
@@redbunny22 did you ever remove that splat hair dye out your skin?
@@jeannin.wallace2795 yes thanks for asking
"One lobster to go please" she is the best. 😂😂😂
E
Shes trying to help a brotha out.
You know what she has to do if she orders lobster right.
She made the video imo
It's sad how the least zoomer comment got only 500 likes.
that bit at the end sold me, "one lobster to go please"
Sold you on what?
Why sold?
"one lobster to go please"
I died laughing. flawless delivery
That was the best part 😂
😂😂😂😂
Anything off camera and softspoken just cuts through like a knife. Especially at the end damn
Very much
Yup, had me dead. Especially after dating Asians. Laughed sooo hard at like 4 am. Nothing is funny at 4am! Yet that last little comment broke me into full rolling laugh.
Sharon’s subtle lines are gold 😂
She REALLY wants some lobster, eh? 😁
One lobster to go please
She was actually making me upset 😂
Which I guess is the point and it was funny but still
That her name ❤❤😂
Is Sharon the lobster?
How is this guy so good at playing different characters in the same short like I really get immersed and don’t even realize, keep it up
"we lost your lobster" they lost me there as well 😂😂😂
NOTHING could have prepared me for the submarine
Even funnier: A Subway shop had a huge sign that read "Our Subs don't implode" 😂
Subway sign said "Our Subs don't implode"
@@pebblepod30no way that’s real. Although I like dark humor that seems pretty fucked for a company to advertise.
@@TheN7Legacyright? if it somehow is real (not saying it is or isn’t) that would suck for their business.
Too soon?
the "one lobster to go please" at the end had me dying😂 😂 😂
sharon ending...
She just wants her lobster no matter what!!
😂😂😂 same
@@nlocnil3602im pretty sure she doesnt want the tail but the head 🤠😎
@@iamclinicallydepressed touché
“WHAT MARKET ARE YOU SHOPPING AT”
said calmly Earn Marks
“Farm raised?”
“City raised.” 😂 💀
that “is that a rich person thing? to order without knowing the price?” got me feeling
I hate how everyone is making fun of those people on the submarine it’s just fucked up and cruel
@@GetGotOnGetGotted Everyone else hates that billionaires exist while people are dying because they can't afford the insulin they need to stay alive, but if that's the hill you want to die on, then you do you.
@@GetGotOnGetGotted would you feel bad for a guy dying while catapulting himself over a volcano when he knew there was a 90% chance he was gonna land in lava? I get you but theres a limit. These people let their money make them feel immortal... And risked their lives TO LOOK AT THE TITANIC THROUGH A SCREEN! The same experience they couldve had by watching youtube in a small closet... Youre stupid if you feel that level of risk for that level of reward is acceptable.
@@GetGotOnGetGotted Wah people are making fun of regards for being regarded.
@@GetGotOnGetGottedwhat, are they gonna get offended?
"one lobster to go please" so heartwarming
She wanted her damn lobster lol
@@porkchop4401😂
determined to have lobster that day
I thought it was going to a kinda dark place by the end.
"You know that's just a dude in a lobster suit right?"
"... one lobster to go please"
Not like she's planning on paying
The part where lobster says: Wassup
Got me rolling.😂😂😂
So this channel randomly came to my suggestion 3 days back and after watching fewwwwwww videos I came to this conclusion that this channel needs to be in my subscription list so subscribed🔨
I have thoughts and I make decisions based upon those thoughts.
She barely has any lines but she’s kills it 😂 “one lobster to go please”
The average woman not caring to order something expensive when the man pays
@@Determinator21 average middle school boy getting mad at anything women do even in skits
@@Determinator21the average edgy 15 year old.
@@ell4450 21, engineering student.
😂
Sharon is the best 😂😂😂 "One lobster to go please "😂😂😂
She's determined.
You copied my comment. I made the similar one and got 4.1k likes
@@CanadianBakin42Othe f*ck? OCD
@@CanadianBakin42OBecause your comment was so unique?
So cute ☺️😙
You deserve a career in writing.
Comedy Gold 🥇
"One lobster to go, please."
Hilarious 😂😂😂😂
"One lobster to go please." 😂
MOM, I'M FAMOUS!!!!!
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And do polite
Sent me😂😂😂😂😂
That part had me dying. lol
@@EEEEEEEE E
Sharon’s line deliver is now my favorite thing
So casual
Sharon's headgame is my favorite thing
@@SungazerDNBAyo?
I love how this man is stressing out and she's only there to keep asking for the lobster
This song gets stuck in my head every time I watch your videos.
‘One lobster to go please’ it’s hilarious how consistent she is about wanting her lobster 😂
I know, that last comment got me
i know right i love when she asked for the lobster
Hell, she’s not paying for it. Might as well lol
She must really want to know what she's working with asap if she's asking for lobster.
"WHAT MARKET ARE YOU SHOPPING AT????"
-Troy Barnes
My man is streets ahead
Gold
I HEARD HIS VOICE IN MY HEAD READING THIS
I’m going to run
I'M AT SOUP
This is genius Need proper full length series
UGH episode has a very special place on my heart, i could watch it nonstop for a whole day and still feel that nostalgia from my childhood and the first time i watched
"Weve lost your lobster. thats how the market works" 💀💀💀💀
ThT kills me! 😂😂😂😂😂
“Annnnnd it’s gone.” “ your money is all gone”
@@ryandunn2930 ".. then we will reinvest with compounding interest- AAAAAND its gone. " southpark is genius
Mr Krabs must have been jealous that the sub didn’t land on him and he couldn’t sue all of those billionaires
😂😂😂
No this is Larry the Lobster not Mr Krabs
Is this Patrick?
Lmfaoo I wouldn’t be surprised 😅
Even better, he can pickpocket their corpses
I love that you script this and your wife is the best thing in it.
The crazy thing about lobster, is that it was so easy to catch and cheap, that is was the dish of the peasents in the UK around 1920.
And then the humans increased..
@@asht7899then long term refrigeration got viable and rich people decided lobster counts as "exotic"
@@anna-flora999 yup.. basically globalization is ruining everything which was so natural back then. Now everything is all about money even if it means selling inferior products.
@@anna-flora999 You...haven't seen how lobsters are kept recently, have you? They are kept live and killed on the spot. Many grocery stores used to keep them in tanks not but 10 years ago.
@@goldenhate6649so true, I went to the south last year and they STILL HAVE THE LIVE LOBSTER TANKS. I was unrealistically excited about that
Sharon still wants that damn lobster
At any price
She wants it no matter what. She would give her first born for that lobster
Women ! 😂
@@olajoseph7975 well they already paid 306$
Would you not take it to go?
@@brindleface9316well the market crashed
“Farm raised?”
“City raised”
Lol. Okay. That was a pretty good line.
Mafia boss lobster
Da roc lobsta
Why was it good line tho ?
@@itsbonkerjojo9028because farm raised is a real thing, while CITY raised lobster sounds like a dystopian nightmare.
@@wakeup2realityostrichesa a
This was amazing, especially the lobster market screen
I just watch a bunch of your shorts and wow… these are so good. brilliant. 😂
The wife absolutely nailed her lines lol
It’s funny bc it’s true , they don’t care what is happening just get me what I want. 😅
Bro really wanted a lobster
So good
She smart, she know who’s paying 😂
Yeah she ain’t *”sharon”* her money, if u catch my drift
You’re just two S’s away from a grammatically correct statement 😊
@@Basketballguy9530that’s right! Very good!
@@Basketballguy9530🤓
@@Basketballguy9530look who learned something in 1st grade today!
she said one lobster to go. she wants her lobster.
This is absolutely HILARIOUS! Best part is how maintain your composure the entire time lol😂
The lobster saying ‘sup’ had me dead💀
Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
"Power is given only to those who dare to lower themselves and pick it up. Only one thing matters, one thing; to be able to dare!"
~ Dostoevsky
The lady keeping trying to order the lobster whatever price and conditions got me ! XD
She killed it! Perfect delivery of lines.
I think this was your best reel yet!
"so I'm down $306?"
"It's more like $357 now."
It’s how the market works!
But he locked it in at $306, not sure if you're being sarcastic, but it was funny.
woosh time?@@lizzytheiconic
@@lizzytheiconicprolly entered a short selling contract
@@sriram181if he shorted he would have gained. What you were looking for is probably leveraged.
She doesn't need an oscar, she needs a lobster 💀
No one acknowledged her or her order
Bars
Been looking for this channel forever, just subscribed
Jay: Can we see the lobster...
Lobster: Whatsup?
That “lobster guy thing” seems so chill
Lobsters are chill too, maybe we should stop killing them
sup
@@Sidixhyris sup
@@Elic0811 sup
@@Sidixhyris sup
Sharon is the best part of these. Her simple innocent sounding one liners are golden
how did he meet her
@@Ben.Nstrip club
@@PizzaWorrior1 come on man, they weren't immigrant slaves like your family why be rude
@@PizzaWorrior1 Dream Girls? your mom work there?
@@ChenBeixuancultivatingnshieeet why is everyone getting triggered at my comment stop being snowflakes🤣🤣🤣
Her voice, especially at the end! I love it!
Imagine how that genetically modified lobster was made 😂
I remember I had this experience when we ordered crabs. We asked price, and he said "depends on the crab". A short while later, guy literally brought us a plate with two live crabs on it, with limbs tied down. He asked us which we wanted, and one was straight up more than double the price of the other.
We chose the cheap one and it didn't have a lot of meat, lol. And that's when I understood why the price in shellfish varies so much.
Thats issue in dead fish u know mass and aoze so sell by such but lobster and. Crab killong it causes a rapid decay where bacteria begins to grow that cant be killed by cooking it so u have to boil ut alive to prevent the bacteria fron growing which is why when u ban boiling lobster alove it just skyrockets the prices
Ones a shedder and ones a hard shell.
Sharon’s delivery is killing me with laughs!!! 👏🏽👏🏽😂
“Mmm, sounds tasty!!” DEAD!! ☠️ 😂
You two are such ZANIES! Love your stuff!
That “…one lobster to go please” at the end killed me 😂😂😂
“Lock in that price.” I just can’t. Who else wants to go have this conversation at a restaurant? Your skits are always so good!
Her soft and wholesome delivery makes this vid even funnier 😂
She's bringing that "I believe you have my stapler?" energy and stealing the show 😂
it's like going to a restaurant with "catch of the day" on the menu and when you ask what the catch of the day is they need to go ask 😭
If the server doesn't know, the foods terrible.
Meanwhile in the back:
"Someone wants the catch of the day."
"Alright shit hold on" *grabs fishing pole and walks out the back door*
@@sauercrowder that would be a great deal.
unfortunately "catch of the day" really means "the bulk shht left over from last weeks shipment to the local meat market that they couldn't get rid of fast enough."
I asked that question once and got, "They're not back with it yet". I couldn't help but laugh.
The server should know this
"we've lost your lobster" is a great line
This is a genius sketch 😂👏 so many good lines, well done!! 🦞
This man puts all this work coming up with genius skits just fir his wife to steal the show with “one lobster to go please” 😅
“Eww let’s get out of here”
“-one lobster to go please.” 😂
Thanks I missed that part
@@adamxxswag uhh ok
@@adamxxswag ur welcome
Woah so you’re telling me we saw the same video?? Crazy.
@@davidriordan5419 what?
The girl's timing and delivery are on point LMAO. Best lines.
The chick ordering the lobster is a brilliant touch 😂
One of your best sketches to date!
I love how he pulled out the flyers reminds me of when my grandparents try to check the price of foods.
💀💀 even as I watch it the second time, I am still caught off guard with that submarine.
I hate how everyone is making fun of those people on the submarine it’s just fucked yo and cruel
I could watch this on loop forever.
I really enjoyed this, laughed out loud a few times.
Your comedy is really growing. If I saw this exchange in a movie, I'd just love it forever. You are Hollywood quality writing. You'd give them a run for their money.
"one lobster to go please" perfect throw away line 😂
LMAO!! "One lobster to go, please" 🤣😭💀💀💀💀 I CAN'T!!!
I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile! Good job man
She wasn’t leaving without that lobster 🤣
"one lobster to go please"
Lolll the persistence
The "one lobster to go" line got me 💀
Lol I like how your wife plays the very innocent person... I also love the sub video lol
This was actually way better than I was expecting
Ok i was holding out with the chuckles but the woman's last line got me 🤣
I'm assuming she OBVIOUSLY gon pay for her lobster
Her deadpan expressionless ordering had me crying. 😂
Nothing can stop Sharon from having a lobster
What a nice way to teach about how market works
"One lobster to go, please." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love that shy way how your wife talks
Fun fact - Sharon can’t yell
The more you know
Had to get the Titan reference in. Omg this is absolute gold 😂😂😂😂
Don’t get me wrong the whole skit was funny, but Oh My God!!…. her lines made the thing 10x better.
Tf do people really find these videos funny and not boring and a huge waste of time
"Is that some sort of rich person thing, to order without knowing the price?"
Sharon immediately proves it's not a rich person thing. 💀
you never so rich as when your not the one paying
How do you know she isn’t rich?
Now every RUclips short is creating the biggest memes out of the ocean gate disaster
Why is this funny?
@@ladeeeedahsubmarine jokes never get old
I love the lobster in the background. LMAO.
“Can we see the lobster?”
The lobster : “what’s up “ 😂😂
Just went to a seafood place with my mom and Sharon's persistent desire for the lobster was very similar haha. I actually was confused by the market price question when I heard it at the restaurant and watching this video I am even more confused lol
Considering all the places that have "digital" menus, nothing should ever say "MP"
Never let them know your ANY move!!
Her line delivery was so good
“You better flap your tail to the kitchen and get me $306 worth of steaks, garcon.”
She still gets the last word... 😂😂😂
No this is purely dark humor 😅😂😂💔💔
Much love from Nigeria 🎊🎊🎊
What's dark about it