Just gotta say this is the first time I’ve listened to your show and if this show was on in the 90s it would have been nationally syndicated. You would have been raking in the millions.
I love how the second the ditch chicken hunter mentions busch light Myles' attention could cut steel and all the giggles totally vanish. that is true passion right there in those dreamy eyes.
I hope the deer hunter's girlfriend comes around on the idea of counseling. She calls in hoping to get more attention from her partner, no hobbies to speak of, doesn't want to propose, that's a rough one.
He doesn't need counselling. Most men who don't marry aren't mentally unwell or something. They just don't want to marry because they don't want to risk their assets and will look for a woman who will out up with that.
I can’t imagine having three kids with someone and then being so selfish that “well, I better not get married, there’s other people to fuck” becomes more important than committing to the mother of your three fucking children. What an ass.
The guy who won't marry his wife - what an absolute user. It's really not that complicated. If he wanted to marry her, he would. If he wanted to spend time with her and show her more attention, he would. She's just not a priority. He and his hobbies come first and his poor partner is just the support human in his life. He's not on her side - he's on his own side. He won't marry her because he's quite happy with the way things are - his way.
I mean why isn't she focusing on her hobbies and such? When you make your life about somebody else you become miserable. You take care of yourself, then your partner, then your kids if they are in the picture. That's a healthy relationship. Seems like she needs to find things to do and not be codependent on him?
@@codynoth4183 Relationships where one person always prioritises themselves in front of everyone else are miserable for other people to be in. It's called being selfish. Those types of people, when they encounter others like themselves, usually don't like it AT ALL because they are so used to their needs being met by the generosity of others. A relationship isn't like a couple of bros living together, leading separate lives under one roof (but a lot of men seem to think that is what a relationship with a woman should be, plus sex). Men who treat their women like that usually have partners who are very lonely. It's emotional abandonment. Their female partners, seeing that they are practically living like a single person, often leave their partners in the end because of this. Look up WOW widows, gaming widows, golf widows, cycling widows.....this guy is the same but his thing is hunting. They all just want a pretty woman to have sex with and do nice things around the house, raise children if there are any....but don't actually love their female parters romantically and probably never will. The women are basically respected and valued as a household appliance, but there is hardly any emotional connection there.
Was just eating fried rice and wondered how Charlie would cook it for some reason. I asked ChatGPT to write an essay on cooking fried rice in the tone of Charlie Berens. Well, folks, gather 'round 'cause we're gonna dive headfirst into the world of cooking fried rice, don'tcha know! Now, before we get started, let's just take a moment to appreciate the sheer genius of fried rice. It's like the Midwestern potluck of the culinary world - you can throw in just about anything you've got in the fridge, and it magically transforms into a delicious meal. It's the ultimate "use it up" dish, and that's why we love it. First things first, you're gonna need some rice. Long-grain, short-grain, brown, white - it don't matter, as long as it's cooked and cooled. Leftover rice from last night's dinner? Perfect. Just toss it in the fridge and let it chill while you round up the rest of your ingredients. Now, grab yourself a big ol' skillet or wok - the bigger, the better. If you're like me, you've got one that's been passed down through generations, seasoned to perfection with years of cooking. If not, no worries - any decent-sized pan will do the trick. Heat up some oil in that pan - vegetable, canola, or peanut oil works just fine. We're lookin' for a nice sizzle when we toss in our veggies, so don't be shy with that heat. Speaking of veggies, the beauty of fried rice is you can use whatever you've got on hand. Bell peppers, onions, carrots, peas, broccoli - it's like a colorful parade of flavors. Chop 'em up and toss 'em in that hot pan. Sizzle, sizzle, baby. Now, let's talk protein. You can go with chicken, shrimp, pork, or tofu - whatever tickles your taste buds. Just cook it up in that same pan until it's done and set it aside. We'll reunite it with the rice later, don'tcha know. Next up, eggs. Crack a couple into the pan and scramble 'em up. Push 'em to the side, add a little more oil if needed, and then throw in your chilled rice. Stir it all together and let the magic happen. Time for some flavor, folks. Soy sauce is your best friend here, but don't forget a dash of sesame oil for that extra oomph. A pinch of salt, a sprinkle of pepper, and you're well on your way to flavor town. Now, reunite your protein with the rice, toss in those cooked veggies, and give it all a good stir. Let everything get to know each other in that pan for a few more minutes. And there you have it, my friends - a steamin' hot, delicious pan of homemade fried rice. It's comfort food at its finest, and it's ready to fuel your Midwestern soul. So, whether you're using up leftovers or just craving a taste of home, fried rice is the answer. It's a bit like the Midwest itself - versatile, hearty, and always welcoming. So grab your ingredients, fire up that skillet, and let's make some fried rice that'll make your taste buds do the polka. Until next time, keep cookin' and keep smilin', folks!
Yeah I totally agree I do the same I also really enjoy popping a ear bud in at work and getting a good laugh from these guys through out a long shift it can go a long way haha
@CharlieBerens is so very sweet with the lady with the buck huntin boyfriend. You can tell he has lots of sisters. Myles, step off the lovely lady with no hobbies. She needs to be less sweet from the sound of it.
Buck hunters wife should start all of sudden respecting everything he does Ask him who his close to grad father/ mother Ask him stories about that Go out hunting with him And ask him One day what if you gone one day I you will never be able to get marry him … That will muzzle shot his heart !
Just gotta say this is the first time I’ve listened to your show and if this show was on in the 90s it would have been nationally syndicated. You would have been raking in the millions.
I love how the second the ditch chicken hunter mentions busch light Myles' attention could cut steel and all the giggles totally vanish. that is true passion right there in those dreamy eyes.
You need to get the guy with the Goth girlfriend back on. And she needs come on the show as well 🤣
Yes!! Kid is 🔥!!
Today they uploaded the latest call update from him along with the footage from the original call. It got me to giggle
@@FraggleRockerThat was the first video I ever actually saw 😂 I’ve seen clips but that was the first full video I watched and I got hooked 😂
I hope the deer hunter's girlfriend comes around on the idea of counseling. She calls in hoping to get more attention from her partner, no hobbies to speak of, doesn't want to propose, that's a rough one.
He doesn't need counselling. Most men who don't marry aren't mentally unwell or something. They just don't want to marry because they don't want to risk their assets and will look for a woman who will out up with that.
I don't think he's mentally unwell, I just think they aren't on the same page, plus she sounds hella depressed.
I can’t imagine having three kids with someone and then being so selfish that “well, I better not get married, there’s other people to fuck” becomes more important than committing to the mother of your three fucking children. What an ass.
Love the bartender’s reactions to you guys talking to the Southern women!
Their fake pizza order with Colin is one of my favorite bits in the whole podcast
Ditch chickens is the best clip ever
Fastest 4 hours of work 😂😂
The guy who won't marry his wife - what an absolute user. It's really not that complicated. If he wanted to marry her, he would. If he wanted to spend time with her and show her more attention, he would. She's just not a priority. He and his hobbies come first and his poor partner is just the support human in his life. He's not on her side - he's on his own side. He won't marry her because he's quite happy with the way things are - his way.
I mean why isn't she focusing on her hobbies and such? When you make your life about somebody else you become miserable. You take care of yourself, then your partner, then your kids if they are in the picture. That's a healthy relationship. Seems like she needs to find things to do and not be codependent on him?
@@codynoth4183 Relationships where one person always prioritises themselves in front of everyone else are miserable for other people to be in. It's called being selfish. Those types of people, when they encounter others like themselves, usually don't like it AT ALL because they are so used to their needs being met by the generosity of others.
A relationship isn't like a couple of bros living together, leading separate lives under one roof (but a lot of men seem to think that is what a relationship with a woman should be, plus sex). Men who treat their women like that usually have partners who are very lonely. It's emotional abandonment. Their female partners, seeing that they are practically living like a single person, often leave their partners in the end because of this.
Look up WOW widows, gaming widows, golf widows, cycling widows.....this guy is the same but his thing is hunting. They all just want a pretty woman to have sex with and do nice things around the house, raise children if there are any....but don't actually love their female parters romantically and probably never will. The women are basically respected and valued as a household appliance, but there is hardly any emotional connection there.
Was just eating fried rice and wondered how Charlie would cook it for some reason. I asked ChatGPT to write an essay on cooking fried rice in the tone of Charlie Berens.
Well, folks, gather 'round 'cause we're gonna dive headfirst into the world of cooking fried rice, don'tcha know! Now, before we get started, let's just take a moment to appreciate the sheer genius of fried rice. It's like the Midwestern potluck of the culinary world - you can throw in just about anything you've got in the fridge, and it magically transforms into a delicious meal. It's the ultimate "use it up" dish, and that's why we love it.
First things first, you're gonna need some rice. Long-grain, short-grain, brown, white - it don't matter, as long as it's cooked and cooled. Leftover rice from last night's dinner? Perfect. Just toss it in the fridge and let it chill while you round up the rest of your ingredients.
Now, grab yourself a big ol' skillet or wok - the bigger, the better. If you're like me, you've got one that's been passed down through generations, seasoned to perfection with years of cooking. If not, no worries - any decent-sized pan will do the trick.
Heat up some oil in that pan - vegetable, canola, or peanut oil works just fine. We're lookin' for a nice sizzle when we toss in our veggies, so don't be shy with that heat.
Speaking of veggies, the beauty of fried rice is you can use whatever you've got on hand. Bell peppers, onions, carrots, peas, broccoli - it's like a colorful parade of flavors. Chop 'em up and toss 'em in that hot pan. Sizzle, sizzle, baby.
Now, let's talk protein. You can go with chicken, shrimp, pork, or tofu - whatever tickles your taste buds. Just cook it up in that same pan until it's done and set it aside. We'll reunite it with the rice later, don'tcha know.
Next up, eggs. Crack a couple into the pan and scramble 'em up. Push 'em to the side, add a little more oil if needed, and then throw in your chilled rice. Stir it all together and let the magic happen.
Time for some flavor, folks. Soy sauce is your best friend here, but don't forget a dash of sesame oil for that extra oomph. A pinch of salt, a sprinkle of pepper, and you're well on your way to flavor town.
Now, reunite your protein with the rice, toss in those cooked veggies, and give it all a good stir. Let everything get to know each other in that pan for a few more minutes.
And there you have it, my friends - a steamin' hot, delicious pan of homemade fried rice. It's comfort food at its finest, and it's ready to fuel your Midwestern soul.
So, whether you're using up leftovers or just craving a taste of home, fried rice is the answer. It's a bit like the Midwest itself - versatile, hearty, and always welcoming. So grab your ingredients, fire up that skillet, and let's make some fried rice that'll make your taste buds do the polka. Until next time, keep cookin' and keep smilin', folks!
I could literally hear Charlie saying it as I read it, hahaha!
The question is... do we get a Bellied Up episode from Megan and Dan's wedding??
My favorite podcast ! Please keep making content I want to see this channel keep growing
I listen while getting ready for bed. Just sets up the noggin for good dreams.
Yeah I totally agree I do the same I also really enjoy popping a ear bud in at work and getting a good laugh from these guys through out a long shift it can go a long way haha
Man I love this podcast
There is no way that video only has 400 some likes
Miles, you didn't help that deer hunter's gf at all. Char, A for effort!
I bought My Own Hiking Boots, late Christmas Gift.
how do i call in..i wanna taak bout sheboygan brats and elkhart lake indy races ok?
Won’t lie I just fast forwarded till we got to emo gf moving in with Ethan (38:00)
3:26:56
I forgot about this call. I was in tears by the end. 😂
Charlie asking all the right questions, this was hilarious
I absolutely love this accent
Ethan would defenitey nail stand up 😂
Severance Package for Jon Kindel.
I disowned my family, no means no Mary Creten.
Ahh jeez, you fellas came a long way now!
Still the best podcast
🍻
Wyoming is forever west, and if you wanna say anything about the flat parts of the 307. Check your altitude. I'm over a mile high
Bro with the goth girl is about to drop a nuke on his whole life. Lol.
Art of Joy Steph
Restraining order Mary Creten.
Irish Exit.
Episcopal. Period.
Mary Creten Power Trip.
Smoking and Littering July 11 1:15pm
But did meg and dan hook up?
Mary Creten I'll see you in Court.
@CharlieBerens is so very sweet with the lady with the buck huntin boyfriend. You can tell he has lots of sisters. Myles, step off the lovely lady with no hobbies. She needs to be less sweet from the sound of it.
How to run a small business. Tab michigan.
My Price Is $60 Billion Dollars.
Shit! My husband and me do the whistle thing in shops!! Im only 5", hes 6"4.
Nu White House War Time President.
My ex's parents are first cousins.... 😬
He doesn't have webbed toes 😅😅😆
Flat ground = bigger sky / horizon
Michigan and Ohio was the Mid-West when you were just Indian Territories
Ok, but no one wants to talk about how Charlie called himself a semen?
At the 2hr 6 min
Goofy goober is me
Pretentious, four hrs, call it 'The Thickening.' #DahmerAndGarcia
Buck hunters wife should start all of sudden respecting everything he does
Ask him who his close to grad father/ mother
Ask him stories about that
Go out hunting with him
And ask him
One day what if you gone one day I you will never be able to get marry him …
That will muzzle shot his heart !
I love all the shows but this lady was not my favorite. She seemed like someone who would use nice words to cover a murder.
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