Michi Learns the Bro Code and Instantly Regrets It

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @TheTickyTickyTicky
    @TheTickyTickyTicky 2 месяца назад +4292

    You learn bro code by getting humiliated for not knowing them. The men way.

    • @TJ-Henry-Yoshi
      @TJ-Henry-Yoshi 2 месяца назад +432

      trial by fire

    • @dead-claudia
      @dead-claudia 2 месяца назад +170

      can confirm
      i'm trans so i got that trial by fire lol

    • @cjvs1604
      @cjvs1604 2 месяца назад +113

      @@dead-claudia So, how much greener is the grass?

    • @chottabeamm
      @chottabeamm 2 месяца назад +185

      ​@@dead-claudialmao, that's gotta be a wild exp. growing up as a girl, experiencing girl's social code, and now you have guys code to cram

    • @Rune3D
      @Rune3D 2 месяца назад +18

      This is the way.

  • @rm9346
    @rm9346 2 месяца назад +2274

    Michi: Why can't I find a friendly, chatty guy?" Your chat is full of them. Now wing man me over at Matara's.

  • @CheztaAhmad
    @CheztaAhmad 2 месяца назад +3759

    this is why, NEVER tell the girls any bro code.

    • @huanggeorge9592
      @huanggeorge9592 2 месяца назад +187

      Relax Michel is a bro lmao

    • @ParryThisCasual
      @ParryThisCasual 2 месяца назад +147

      It's the first rule of bro code

    • @koukiguy4163
      @koukiguy4163 2 месяца назад +125

      At least chat only told her about that strategy and not list them all

    • @Nonexistility
      @Nonexistility 2 месяца назад +146

      @@koukiguy4163 *Bro don't confirm the existence of the other ones!*

    • @sugarqbs
      @sugarqbs 2 месяца назад +39

      Nathaniel’s just testing chat to see if they’d tell a girl, chat wasn’t fooled

  • @reikolupus136
    @reikolupus136 2 месяца назад +337

    Michi: "I want answers!!!"
    Chat: "YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THE TRUTH!!!"
    Michi: "I SAID I WANT ANSWERS!!!"
    - 10 Minutes Later -
    Michi: "I WANT TO FORGET!!!"

    • @HaloVenom
      @HaloVenom 2 месяца назад +29

      “Some times information is restricted for a reason”

    • @FrstSpctr88
      @FrstSpctr88 Месяц назад +10

      "You can't handle the truth."

    • @martinderabbie3429
      @martinderabbie3429 Месяц назад +3

      Typical

  • @ChronoTriggerHappy
    @ChronoTriggerHappy 2 месяца назад +1773

    michi wasn't the the UGLY accomplice, she just wasnt the target of the shy guy. The Shy guys tend to need help talking to the person they are interested in, so the wingmen help facilitate a smooth transition to the person the shy one wants to talk to. Doesnt mean you were ugly, just means you arent what the shy ones are attracted to.

    • @genericname6167
      @genericname6167 2 месяца назад +291

      Yup the chatty and open guys are our vanguard, i remember this guy on a podcast that narrates how they flirted, they sent the vanguard guy, he straight up sitted on a foreign table, talked a bit, drink from glass the girl he was interesed, say he is with his friends and just straigh up ask to combine both tables, not a single time he failed his task.

    • @Vintagestep
      @Vintagestep 2 месяца назад +64

      On point, came to check if someone already mentioned this, glad someone did.

    • @tom4ivo
      @tom4ivo 2 месяца назад +49

      Michi, you were first choice of the other guys.

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov 2 месяца назад +80

      On the other hand, she thought men were PlSSlNG AND SHlTTlNG ON THE SIDE OF THE BOWL

    • @rrudeljr
      @rrudeljr 2 месяца назад +24

      As someone who cleans public bathrooms it happens FAR more than you would think.

  • @Samu2010lolcats
    @Samu2010lolcats 2 месяца назад +445

    It's not the ugly one of the group that's approached first, but the one who seems most approachable/friendly.
    The whole point is that the wingmen break the ice between the two groups.

    • @HeldrikBoldhart
      @HeldrikBoldhart 2 месяца назад +48

      Its usually 1st is friendly 2nd is the cautious and 3rd is target...
      1 or 2 could be the grenade... but its usually 2nd.
      And thats if the gal group is 3-5
      If 3 exactly then 2nd is whatever it ends up being... but 1st is almost always the friendly one, and last is almost always the target

    • @martinderabbie3429
      @martinderabbie3429 Месяц назад +1

      It's why I preferred Anna over Elsa

    • @MabusTiefsee
      @MabusTiefsee 29 дней назад +2

      The ugly ones seem to be more approachable on average. The beautiful ones got high guards you need to lower first.

  • @trajectoryunown
    @trajectoryunown 2 месяца назад +2391

    "After I told you I'm practically the sacrifice goat, now your calling me dude!?"
    Yup, that sounds right. Welcome to the club.

    • @Lunam_D._Roger
      @Lunam_D._Roger 2 месяца назад +140

      Guys 🤝 Girls
      ^
      Being Bros
      Gender Equality

    • @Lunam_D._Roger
      @Lunam_D._Roger 2 месяца назад +23

      Also, 見つけた!

    • @trajectoryunown
      @trajectoryunown 2 месяца назад +28

      @@Lunam_D._Roger Fancy meeting you here, again. 😆

    • @Lunam_D._Roger
      @Lunam_D._Roger 2 месяца назад +27

      @@trajectoryunown I am everywhere. Omnipresent. Everwatching. Unlike these limited mortals. Look how many monitors they need to mimic even a fraction of our power! Think Unown, think, what will you have after 10,000 tabs!

    • @Bam_Bizzler
      @Bam_Bizzler 2 месяца назад +13

      ​@@Lunam_D._Rogerno! No girls in the tree fort damn it

  • @friskdremeurluck7907
    @friskdremeurluck7907 2 месяца назад +183

    Bro code 138: the last slice of pizza goes to the bro who paid for it.

    • @ktoliman
      @ktoliman 2 месяца назад +33

      Amdnement: if the one who paid for the pizza does not wish to take the last slice, dibs goes to the one who offered it to the payer. Next to the guy who bought the drinks. (This applies to 3 man 1 large pie, more pies must be ordered if there are 4+ or more)

    • @SwarmerGaming
      @SwarmerGaming Месяц назад +10

      You lost bro code privilege. Thats 137.

  • @forgottenshard1377
    @forgottenshard1377 2 месяца назад +2272

    Bro code are usually something that just happens then we accept it and understand eachother

    • @crashito_x
      @crashito_x 2 месяца назад

      monkey see, monkey do, monkey understand

    • @angelredvivar
      @angelredvivar 2 месяца назад +118

      Yup…we make up something and run with it

    • @IAmDdie1
      @IAmDdie1 2 месяца назад +134

      Bro code is instinct

    • @feldfosful
      @feldfosful 2 месяца назад +96

      My dad gave me the nod when I came of age, and imparted the code to me through that nod. The man way

    • @RaspyCh
      @RaspyCh 2 месяца назад +21

      We lock in

  • @alexkuhar1280
    @alexkuhar1280 2 месяца назад +534

    "You're not even a side quest, you're an obstacle"
    "I've taken one for every single team encounter"
    Michi getting a proper introduction to bros - through humiliation and painful revelations 😂

    • @musketeer2727
      @musketeer2727 2 месяца назад +69

      It's not even meant as an insult tbh. The guy being supported in such situations is probably quite shy, so Michi would be an absolute nightmare for him to handle. It's just a divide-and-conquer tactic.

    • @lowkeyarki7091
      @lowkeyarki7091 29 дней назад +3

      she provided the best possible assist any bro could ask for

  • @41tinman41
    @41tinman41 2 месяца назад +1240

    Michi doesn't know the power of being an honorary bro grants her. Having two bros be able to tell you if a dude attempting to talk to you is a red flag or not, two wingmen, bros who can help you move, etc.

    • @dead-claudia
      @dead-claudia 2 месяца назад +174

      also: honorary bros have a massive leg up in getting guys and girls alike
      michi just as of now has no idea

    • @Zuilli
      @Zuilli 2 месяца назад +75

      No joke, I'll gladly play the cupid for a female friend and find the best guys for them

    • @CountDracusVanWolfen
      @CountDracusVanWolfen 2 месяца назад +51

      I'm just waiting for the time when she is the last one talked to so she can make a funny clip saying "IT HAPPENED! I WAS THE PRETTY ONE!!" lol

    • @melkyrion
      @melkyrion 2 месяца назад +28

      when in highschool and youre the +1 for one of the Girls couse massager, the amount of things you hear in Girlcircletalks and archive as 'this shall never be spoken off' be enough to burn a nation to the ground xD

    • @firestarthndrclan1261
      @firestarthndrclan1261 2 месяца назад +16

      ​@melkyrion Ain't that the truth. I was pretty much the secret keeper, and oh my gods, I wished I never learned some of what they told me.
      I did not need to know how freaky you can, nor the gossip you and your girl friends are chatting about.

  • @SpiderLantern
    @SpiderLantern 2 месяца назад +301

    I felt bad for Michi when she realized that she was a "grenade" in the past. But when she admitted that she didn't think men thought that deeply about approaching women, I didn't feel bad anymore.

    • @GameGod77
      @GameGod77 2 месяца назад +65

      Agreed, she underestimated us and now she's gonna regret it.

    • @VisualEnjoyer9756
      @VisualEnjoyer9756 Месяц назад +6

      That's why I never know how to feel when Matara says we're simple 😅. I mean yeah, if you want to approach us just be nice like she says but we are in no ways idiots when we want to approach like she seems to imply lmao. I don't know if she's just used to being assertive or if she's just never realized what Michi realized here because she's always been the last to be approached 🤣

  • @StarHeaven07
    @StarHeaven07 2 месяца назад +1068

    Keep in mind, bro; they're helping out their shy bro get his preferred pick. That doesn't mean that person is everyone's preferred pick, just the shybro's.
    The wingmen still choose which girl they want to talk to while making room for shybro to join in, they just take care to not cockblock the shybro.
    In other words, you just don't attract shybros, probably since you're high level rizz and outgoing. The problem with explaining brocode to F2B people is that it takes a while to understand the nuanced reasoning.

    • @Gronmin
      @Gronmin 2 месяца назад +154

      Or she is above what the shy guy and his friends think he can get. Otherwise they wouldn't help him do it

    • @Bloodstar-o7
      @Bloodstar-o7 2 месяца назад +17

      F2B?

    • @Drocksas
      @Drocksas 2 месяца назад +80

      ​@@Bloodstar-o7Female to Bro

    • @mohaa556
      @mohaa556 2 месяца назад +129

      Exactly just because you were the first they talked to doesn't neccessarily mean you are the ugliest in the group, it just means you are seen as the "biggest threat" to shybro, it is entirely possible the tank might actually be into the "first girl", but shybro isn't.

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae 2 месяца назад +16

      Yeah, can be multiple targets for certain

  • @murakumo65
    @murakumo65 2 месяца назад +244

    there is one important thing that a grenade and a wife have a lot in common. if you take the ring off the house is gone.

    • @deadlishaoran
      @deadlishaoran 2 месяца назад +27

      LMAO, I'm saving this one.

    • @jeremygeller9145
      @jeremygeller9145 2 месяца назад +13

      @@deadlishaoran same, that’s a good one

    • @ryoukaip
      @ryoukaip 2 месяца назад +3

      LMAO 😂

  • @TheNakedFishy
    @TheNakedFishy 2 месяца назад +735

    The worst part is that she didn't figure out that we are doing that so the friends wouldn't cockblock. She helped make friends with the college guys and her friend got married. She was so helpful to making that relationship start and she doesn't even realize that her friend wouldn't have ever met him without her help

    • @irohn
      @irohn 2 месяца назад +182

      I hate to say it but I think that was a woman moment. A real man first thought would be to feel solace and then inmense pride in the fact that he was an unknowingly but integral part in getting his bro a long term partner. She probably realized later

    • @steelsquire2153
      @steelsquire2153 2 месяца назад +32

      Yeah bros don’t cockblock each other that’s just not only a dick move, but also just wrong in every way, and never date a bro’s ex because that’s his ex you don’t do that it’s just messed up in so many ways.

    • @kiwirooks7299
      @kiwirooks7299 Месяц назад

      ​@@steelsquire2153Eh, it depends. If it's like a best friend, never. If it's been a few years and is just someone you're cool with but not active friends, it's not that big a deal. You could even run it by him to see if it's cool, which is respectable, but runs the risk of him sabotaging it if it's still a sore spot.

  • @SecretLars
    @SecretLars 2 месяца назад +267

    It's not about ugliness, it's terms of danger for the shy guy.
    3 women and the shy guy is interested in 1 of them.
    The 2 other women are in his way and if he approached they would push him away.
    Therefore they're live grenades, he's going to get shredded if the two other guys don't jump on the grenades so that he gets a chance.

    • @DaPickle76
      @DaPickle76 2 месяца назад +69

      And sometimes the "shy guy" isn't even shy, but the two wires are so annoying with her friend that it can be difficult to approach the target effectively.
      Somebody has to help defuse the wires so the situation doesn't blow up.

    • @onidaaitsubasa4177
      @onidaaitsubasa4177 2 месяца назад +41

      I think if he's shy and he approached first, he could accidentally wind up with the girl he wasn't interested in and since he's shy he would just go along with it, and the girl would probably be incompatible with him in the long run.

    • @rubysmith765
      @rubysmith765 2 месяца назад +8

      we wingmen are the armor busters for the guy who’s looking. Gotta peel off the layers.

    • @theredknight9314
      @theredknight9314 2 месяца назад +2

      No. It is about the gorlock blocking our buddy from his goal

  • @Glendan78
    @Glendan78 2 месяца назад +405

    Some times you have to send the bard in first

    • @samuelzuleger5134
      @samuelzuleger5134 2 месяца назад +110

      Bards seduce the dragon so the paladin can get the princess.

    • @SeymourZClevarge
      @SeymourZClevarge 2 месяца назад +20

      Get my likes, good mate. Best comment

  • @julioso9339
    @julioso9339 2 месяца назад +162

    Come on Michi, don't be mad. If the shy guy doesn't get some help he will die alone.

  • @slayer2450
    @slayer2450 2 месяца назад +714

    lmao, Michi learning why she's usually the first approached

    • @krodmandoon3479
      @krodmandoon3479 2 месяца назад

      Not surprising since she freely admitted she can pass for a dude if she covers her face. No T&A whatsoever so she ain't gonna be a first draft pick.

    • @jordanledoux197
      @jordanledoux197 2 месяца назад +14

      I honesty can't believe that dude explained it in such detail. Nothing good could come of that.

    • @NightChime
      @NightChime Месяц назад +2

      And she knows chat wasn't fucking with her, because she divulged that she was first *after* getting that message.

  • @hartlettal8104
    @hartlettal8104 2 месяца назад +139

    I know I made it sound like really harsh and it might be badly phrased, but the 'you're obstacle' thing I said does not have anything to do with appearance nor personality, Michi. Like some of the comment said here, even if you're the most pretty out of them, if the last guy does not have interest with you, then you're set as the 'obstacle'. The point of this is to help out the last guy because what happens when one guy approaches a group of ladies, most of the time, the other ladies will step up and start aggro-ing at the one guy. I've been doing my part as a wingman a few times and coincidentally, that's how I met my wife. So its not like the other men there in the group does not have any interest in the other ladies. It can be both way. And you know what? My wife laughed at me when I told her the reason why I approaches her is basically being a wingman but then falling for her as we talk, and she think its cute.

    • @melkyrion
      @melkyrion 2 месяца назад +28

      Tank and Support be important to catch the aggro and deserve the commend, always good when it clicks for them too for the Static ^^

    • @ZetoTarken
      @ZetoTarken Месяц назад +4

      Also shy bro is often the guy being helped and Michi's personality, at least her stream personality, can be quite overwhelming to a shy person while at the same time being the perfect person to talk to when trying to break the ice between groups.

  • @35P_From_Texas
    @35P_From_Texas 2 месяца назад +470

    You gotta give her the other half.
    Michi, what do you think would happen if one man approached a group of girls alone? Bro would get Lil boy'd so fast.
    The schemes help Michi.
    Oh yea I forgot, the guy who puts on the show for the girls, has the most rizz, that's why he's chosen to put on the show.

    • @Drocksas
      @Drocksas 2 месяца назад +104

      Like the TTS dono said: tank, dps, healer. First one to go in pulls the aggro. Second brings in support. And the third goes for their main target.

    • @35P_From_Texas
      @35P_From_Texas 2 месяца назад +33

      @Drocksas if BroMichi was on the wingman squad she'd definitely be Tank.

    • @wolfeloma
      @wolfeloma 2 месяца назад +2

      right Im just gonna forget about it cause you mentioned it in the last part lol

    • @jdarokhajiit9153
      @jdarokhajiit9153 2 месяца назад +2

      He also needs a discerning eye, but generally if he has the rizz he has the eye too

    • @テーイル
      @テーイル Месяц назад

      Either that or, in my case scenario, doesn't really care and just wants to talk. Which generally speaking is enough since some girls just want someone to listen to them without looking at their chest during the whole thing.

  • @MrDragondude5
    @MrDragondude5 2 месяца назад +172

    you know like 90% of the bro code is like made up whenever a girl asks.

    • @dead-claudia
      @dead-claudia 2 месяца назад +68

      and 10% is just every guy's natural habits, just refined over time as he interacts with other guys

    • @eXpriest
      @eXpriest 2 месяца назад +51

      Dissemble, obfuscate, discombobulate.

    • @profwaldone
      @profwaldone 2 месяца назад +29

      Thats becouse its not a solid code with written or even defined rules. Its a complicated mess of social ques, experiance and inside knowlage.
      Girls have the same thing, your famlie has the same thing, your social group has the same thing. This is how humans function. Only the guys named it couse we are cringe like that.

    • @General_Weebus
      @General_Weebus 2 месяца назад +30

      "The code is more what you'd call guidelines than actual rules"

    • @1337foxs
      @1337foxs 2 месяца назад +22

      That's part of the bro code.
      Make up random shit when a woman asks about the bro code

  • @DazzleDN
    @DazzleDN 2 месяца назад +484

    "How you guys know the bro code, if you never say what the bo code is?"
    Well, there is no such a name for these things.
    it's just respect the boundaries, trust, and let's game together.
    like:
    *stare
    *stare
    *lift one eye brows
    *thumbs up
    "ok, let's play."
    then...
    "ok, that was shvt."
    "dayum."

    • @joeyveloso
      @joeyveloso 2 месяца назад +27

      This is usually how it plays out 😂

    • @Bam_Bizzler
      @Bam_Bizzler 2 месяца назад +44

      We barely even ask for names.

    • @cjvs1604
      @cjvs1604 2 месяца назад +37

      @@Bam_Bizzler Even when we do, we usually need to ask again, but not until its absolutely necessary

    • @genericname6167
      @genericname6167 2 месяца назад

      ​@@cjvs1604 when i met my best friend... I called him dude, hey guy, asshole, etc. For one whole month bc i forgot his actual name

    • @melkyrion
      @melkyrion 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Bam_Bizzler what are names? *upnod

  • @Handinmapocket
    @Handinmapocket 2 месяца назад +51

    Michi getting Sex-Ed from the rest of Vshojo and Bro lessons from chat has been my favourite Michi arc so far.

  • @casmangaming1660
    @casmangaming1660 2 месяца назад +365

    Earlier: Michi -> "I want to unlock the game mode. So I went in ti the Male Restroom to pee at times. What is the bro code?"
    Later: Michi -> "I dont want to be a bro. They never talk to me last. Im the 1st or 2nd they talk too"
    Glad to see Michi be the bro we all bros need. hahahahaha

    • @karlwikman3874
      @karlwikman3874 2 месяца назад +38

      She opened the Necrononomicon and learned the eldritch thruth

  • @The-Branch
    @The-Branch 2 месяца назад +38

    *"Don't ask questions you aren't prepared to hear the answer to."*

  • @Lifegivinglemons
    @Lifegivinglemons 2 месяца назад +529

    The Bro Code is ingrained in our DNA from birth. It's that sort of inherited knowledge. Like how an herbivore knows to run at the sound of noise. Or a baby knows it needs to be heard to be fed.

    • @valclarieskaiyr6490
      @valclarieskaiyr6490 2 месяца назад +31

      Bro... You a bro, bro...

    • @lyravain6304
      @lyravain6304 2 месяца назад +58

      All bros understand the Code. We need no books, no charter, we need no rules nor judges.
      Bros understand and support bros.
      As long as it's not TOO gay. Or we say "no homo" when doing the gay.

    • @Sora_SlimeCat
      @Sora_SlimeCat 2 месяца назад

      @@lyravain6304 or if your queer bro says "platonically" then it's fine. that's fancy gay-talk for "no homo"

    • @mr5kullcrusher344
      @mr5kullcrusher344 2 месяца назад

      @@lyravain6304exactly bro, We need to set the boundary whilst doing it.

    • @deltamico
      @deltamico 2 месяца назад +1

      False

  • @grenadine5571
    @grenadine5571 2 месяца назад +16

    "I bring my friends into the conversation"
    THERE is your problem, literally handing the dude off.

  • @alexanderjamesaustin
    @alexanderjamesaustin 2 месяца назад +251

    michi learns the extroverts are helping out the introverts who are struggling 👍

  • @davidkoormann7668
    @davidkoormann7668 2 месяца назад +84

    Bro code is like the unspoken rules of society. You learn them by being around guys. That’s why honorary girl bros who always hang with the guys exist.

    • @dead-claudia
      @dead-claudia 2 месяца назад +20

      and the fun thing is those honorary girl bros have very little trouble getting guys at all. and the lesbians and bi girls among them have less trouble getting girls too.

  • @bskec2177
    @bskec2177 2 месяца назад +131

    First rule of the Bro code - go ahead and tell the girls if you want - they won't actually believe you, it's too wild.

    • @DaPickle76
      @DaPickle76 2 месяца назад +25

      The wingman code is actually wilder than the bro code, good thing nobody has snitch none of the more radical or aggressive tactics lol

    • @jojo_sanders5342
      @jojo_sanders5342 2 месяца назад +15

      @@DaPickle76of course, it’s called smoke and mirrors

    • @bobsnob3073
      @bobsnob3073 2 месяца назад +9

      ​@@DaPickle76 I sometimes act really drunk and agro, so bro can pull me away and seem like a hero or stand up guy in comparison.

    • @SeymourZClevarge
      @SeymourZClevarge 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@bobsnob3073mate, she already knows one of our crucials part of The Code. Don't let her know more...

    • @DaPickle76
      @DaPickle76 2 месяца назад +5

      @@bobsnob3073 In my experience, that's a risky move

  • @nobuffer101
    @nobuffer101 2 месяца назад +53

    If it’s any consolation being “the first friend” to be approached is still a compliment. Usually, the first bro also has to have some interest before making the first move for the group to follow.
    As such, they see the first friend to be the most approachable, friendly, and possibly the most open-minded, and instinctually holds them in some regard due to that, as the entire interaction of groups essentially rides on how the first plays out.
    But there are times where the most approachable one IS the one they’re interested in, and the main guy takes the leap of faith while the other bros provide support if needed.
    Being the “first one approached” is by no means any sort of insult.
    Excluding malicious attempts of course.
    Edit:
    But to be fair, girls have their games, we have ours. We just play ours instinctually without really thinking. But by the sounds of it, her example from college was an example of a decent one as the two have been together for years. Good for them.

  • @ScarletCharlotte
    @ScarletCharlotte 2 месяца назад +179

    The way chat goes turbo mode at 12:02 at Michi's realisation she's 'the friend'. Michi's chat has no mercy.

  • @Ein-Jr-wl4ix
    @Ein-Jr-wl4ix 2 месяца назад +44

    It's just the modern equivalent of handing a hankerchief to show favor. You mentioned the group's apprehension to one guy approaching, shy guy would have been shredded alive. It's not malicious, just gotta adapt and overcome.

  • @ericbaek3706
    @ericbaek3706 2 месяца назад +491

    i'm just accepting that everything that vtubers say is normal.

    • @dead-claudia
      @dead-claudia 2 месяца назад

      the worst part is most of it is genuinely reasonably normal stuff.
      the truth of the matter is that what separates us from normies isn't actions or feelings. it's just knowledge. for every bao, there's a dozen normies who will happily and shamelessly jack off in public. for every numi, there's a dozen normies who similarly simp to no end over romance novels. for every chibidoki, there's a dozen normies who get wet just at the very thought of their favorite boy band member. for every cottontail, there's a dozen normies wishing they were the girl in 50 shades of gray.

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 2 месяца назад +13

      Esspecially peeing on previous person's poop on the outside of the toilet

    • @wolfeloma
      @wolfeloma 2 месяца назад +5

      you were never normal to begin with then 😂 I'm still surprised and shocked every time

  • @rjwaters3
    @rjwaters3 2 месяца назад +23

    19:30 and THIS is why michi is "picked" first or second, theyre the responsive one, theyre the "in" that shows theyre capable of communicating like a reasonable human being and arent just an animal as is the default subconscious assumption

  • @sloth-d3752
    @sloth-d3752 2 месяца назад +97

    Welcome to the Brotherhood. You have no choice there is no trial. From then on, you are: "Wingman Vtuber: Nathan."

  • @Pxel-1
    @Pxel-1 2 месяца назад +29

    Whyd yall fucking tell her our bro code??
    The council has judged your crimes as irredeemable

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 2 месяца назад +6

      The council hasn’t convened in 16 years.

    • @AltTabbackspace
      @AltTabbackspace 2 месяца назад +7

      The council has to convene for this.

    • @thesalvager3020
      @thesalvager3020 Месяц назад

      The sentence is for your balls to be inverted.

  • @VME-Brad
    @VME-Brad 2 месяца назад +226

    It's less thought, and more adapted pack hunting tactics.
    Keep the extras busy while the target is taken down.

    • @Otaku4Sale
      @Otaku4Sale 2 месяца назад +68

      Bros think about what they want and need, then extend that thought to another bro. We become what they need because it's what we need. It's a base instinct of a bro to help a bro out whenever and where ever we can because it's what we would want another bro to do for ourselves. Bro help bros.

    • @jacobsmith8377
      @jacobsmith8377 2 месяца назад +16

      Couldnt have said it better bro​@@Otaku4Sale

  • @r.a.b2245
    @r.a.b2245 2 месяца назад +12

    The true bro code is just empathy. Dudes are able to relate and understand each other after a single moment of eye contact. We do what we would want the bros to do for us

    • @pookhahare
      @pookhahare 2 месяца назад

      I don't see lot empathy for target.

  • @MarioKM
    @MarioKM 2 месяца назад +386

    it's over bros....

    • @Ikxi
      @Ikxi 2 месяца назад +45

      Michover

    • @lizlizbianrosethornsword
      @lizlizbianrosethornsword 2 месяца назад +25

      ​@@IkxiMichioveer

    • @LeHarmacist
      @LeHarmacist 2 месяца назад +23

      It’s so brover

    • @Serrinnight
      @Serrinnight 2 месяца назад +5

      These actions fall under the
      “Shy awkward friend”
      Which the Girl Code dictates they must make up the Energy for. If needed there groups Alpha can (and will) call them out for. 😂
      Updates have been made, outcomes Mapped! Continue as you are.

    • @waltibrauni4675
      @waltibrauni4675 2 месяца назад +3

      The responible people for this leak of information need to be punished and the damage needs to be contained as fast as possible. Send the bro code enforcers out!

  • @KevinDIntrovert
    @KevinDIntrovert 2 месяца назад +24

    "I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess" - Michi Mochievee _(probably)_

  • @runikvarze6191
    @runikvarze6191 2 месяца назад +188

    This is a group tactic. But a secret of us solo hunters is the "turncoat wingman".
    Believe it or not, if you approach solo, and bring one of her friends into the fold, most of the time they are surprisingly willing. Because they want to stir the pot and do something unexpected.

    • @supC_
      @supC_ 2 месяца назад +39

      Bro, don’t reveal ALL our secrets.

    • @legomonstuff8601
      @legomonstuff8601 2 месяца назад +5

      How would you bring one of her friends to your side?

    • @TheftTone6
      @TheftTone6 2 месяца назад

      yeah you would like to know wouldn't you Jenna... 😂😂😂​@@legomonstuff8601

    • @RexZShadow
      @RexZShadow 2 месяца назад +10

      ​@@legomonstuff8601 You run up and say Wololo 😂

    • @williamfoutsii8970
      @williamfoutsii8970 Месяц назад +3

      @@legomonstuff8601 Simple tell her you've got a crush on "insert target" and ask if so and so is single 90% of the time if you're not bad looking and target is single you'll gain yourself a lady wing man. because girls like to ship their friends.

  • @GaynorOL79
    @GaynorOL79 2 месяца назад +21

    Thankfully no one told her about the secret head nodding language. We can't give up all the secrets to a newly minted bro.

  • @gg_sam7847
    @gg_sam7847 2 месяца назад +123

    They're just doing it to help the shy homie out, it's not as bad as it looks I promise
    (We need the help)

  • @1100MC
    @1100MC 2 месяца назад +15

    24:18 well here's the darndest part... that group tactic approach is just the basics of the basics, this bro code thing rivals Sun Tsu's Art of War, the contents of both if put in a venn diagram is just a big circle.

  • @edwarddavedson
    @edwarddavedson 2 месяца назад +143

    Michi discovers she's a Sleeper-Bro

    • @dead-claudia
      @dead-claudia 2 месяца назад +10

      got those vibes from literally the first time i watched her longer than just a short clip

  • @watchbot7517
    @watchbot7517 2 месяца назад +27

    In Germany "Michi" is a common abbreviation/nickname for Michael, so... that tracks

  • @Verrisin
    @Verrisin 2 месяца назад +117

    "now I know they were never interested in me" - she a bro now fr fr

  • @Erreth-Baragh
    @Erreth-Baragh 2 месяца назад +10

    Around 20 min.. Michi is the wingman for her friendgroup without knowing it.

  • @knexfan100
    @knexfan100 2 месяца назад +111

    The shopping bit brought back horrible memories of my mom dragging me to the mall no matter if it's a snow day, half day, or if I have homework to do.... One spring break she dragged me there every single day for a week so she could sidequest to every single store until the mall closed.
    Now I literally just buy the cheapest packs of plain shirts and pants online so I can go outside without getting arrested for nudity. I'm glad the mall responsible for wasting my time as a kid went out of business.

    • @joshuawells7415
      @joshuawells7415 2 месяца назад +23

      As an only child of single mom I know your pain well. Now I buy everything from Sam's club from groceries to clothes and furniture.

    • @RexZShadow
      @RexZShadow 2 месяца назад +2

      Omg i hated going out shopping eith my parents as a kid too. Shit just tales forever no matter what.

    • @jacklang3314
      @jacklang3314 Месяц назад +2

      @@RexZShadow yeah, it'd just end with me and my dad vibing while we wait.

  • @nobuffer101
    @nobuffer101 2 месяца назад +8

    It’s funny how Michi just cracks when she realizes that guys actually think sometimes.
    We do bro. We do. Not all the time. But sometimes.

  • @brianweaver327
    @brianweaver327 2 месяца назад +61

    I guarantee at least a couple of those guys were into you, Michi.

  • @stewy497
    @stewy497 2 месяца назад +9

    POV: Michi begs for forbidden knowledge, instantly regrets it.

  • @toms7219
    @toms7219 2 месяца назад +163

    The acceptable bro pack size is indeed 3. 4 or more introduces unpredictability and is perceived worse.
    Sorry to hear about your first contact/ambassador status.

    • @Gronmin
      @Gronmin 2 месяца назад +13

      Rare exception for a group of 5, almost never 6 and never a group of 7 or more

    • @Bloodstar-o7
      @Bloodstar-o7 2 месяца назад +16

      ​@@Gronmin 5 or more? who you tryna roll up on?

    • @FuFightersStudio
      @FuFightersStudio 2 месяца назад +27

      @@Bloodstar-o7 setting up a military strike team... or team for league of legends :D

    • @rafaelcastor2089
      @rafaelcastor2089 2 месяца назад

      1 man can be fooled
      2 men can betray each other.
      4+ invites conspiracy
      3 is the number we can trust.

    • @joshuawells7415
      @joshuawells7415 2 месяца назад +30

      Tank, healer, and dps is the standard but sometimes you need a bard with no standards if the girl group has a dragon whose only goal is to cock block.

  • @vkarvanzer4243
    @vkarvanzer4243 2 месяца назад +20

    Next time Michi in bar,
    Guy: "Hi!"
    Michi: "Faq you"

  • @ebowles181
    @ebowles181 2 месяца назад +52

    I think chat broke her

  • @Hawkcam1996
    @Hawkcam1996 2 месяца назад +16

    2:56 We know the Bro Code because it’s ingrained into our DNA.

    • @BasTrompper
      @BasTrompper Месяц назад +3

      Yes and its international.
      Bro code doesn't know land boarders

    • @Beefybeef5785
      @Beefybeef5785 Месяц назад +2

      Ong it is.

    • @redwolf6213
      @redwolf6213 Месяц назад +2

      Or if you're dumb like I was, it's pure pear pressure.

    • @calebprawitz4446
      @calebprawitz4446 28 дней назад

      Yes it's instinct

  • @Gef105
    @Gef105 2 месяца назад +51

    She didn't even know that she was being a wingwoman lol

  • @zyphier
    @zyphier 2 месяца назад +17

    You need to understand that you aren’t ugly one, you are the key master, the gate keeper to your friend group. The wingman’s job is to convince you that his friends and your friends will get along.
    Your friend in a multi year relationship is proof that you kept out the worst and let in the best. You didn’t fail your girlies you helped they keep out the bad guys. After all only a good guy, will attract a good wingman.

  • @remote-kid_link_dragmire
    @remote-kid_link_dragmire 2 месяца назад +60

    But since she's a honor bro we must now wingman her and get her a boyfriend 😂

    • @dead-claudia
      @dead-claudia 2 месяца назад +10

      or a gf (iirc she's into both)

    • @theredknight9314
      @theredknight9314 2 месяца назад +2

      Naw. That would just be a punishment for the guy. Couldn’t do that to bro

  • @PersimmonHurmo
    @PersimmonHurmo 2 месяца назад +11

    Bro code is like an Ork WAAGH: it manifests itself when we get together subconsciously. The more in numbers, the stronger it is. If you get enough men together, we end up doing whacky stuff like going to space, conquering spacez or setting the world on fire.

  • @danger0usw0lf26
    @danger0usw0lf26 2 месяца назад +48

    19:50 she’s the truest bro

  • @SpiralshapeDev
    @SpiralshapeDev 2 месяца назад +13

    ITS HER FAULT, SHE ASKED AND RECEIVED

  • @Knightblade490
    @Knightblade490 2 месяца назад +47

    Michi revealing she was the secret bro for those relationships.

  • @thisisianc
    @thisisianc 2 месяца назад +14

    she's THE GRENADE... ICANT

    • @Xahnel
      @Xahnel 13 дней назад

      She brings the freinds in, she's not the grenade, she's the gateway.

  • @sierrasmith3502
    @sierrasmith3502 2 месяца назад +121

    ladies were learning so much

    • @irminalasimin2385
      @irminalasimin2385 2 месяца назад +9

      Gonna get my notepad this instant!

    • @spiderhaz_
      @spiderhaz_ 2 месяца назад +14

      Oh how deep the rabbit hole goes, the nod code is real asf.

    • @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat
      @3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat 2 месяца назад

      Problem is, it's not like learning a language, it's like learning law. No one "rule" is universal, it always depends on many factors, and like in this situation, learning about one aspect of wingmanning might lead one to believe the first one talked to is ugly, even though 90% of the time, that has nothing to do with it. (10% being the fuckbois, they are a tarnish to our reputation)

    • @idkmehboi1972
      @idkmehboi1972 2 месяца назад +11

      You women shall never figure out the bro code but have fun trying

    • @onidaaitsubasa4177
      @onidaaitsubasa4177 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@idkmehboi1972 Maybe, but at least now we know that if we paint a small brown streak near the center of the toilet bowl, the guys will instinctually aim for it and will be less likely to pee the edge.

  • @TheSirVivor
    @TheSirVivor 2 месяца назад +9

    the ultimate wingman, "you like this? oh she likes this too im gonna introduce you to her" AHAHAHAH

  • @Cadrid
    @Cadrid 2 месяца назад +61

    Whizzing away the poo stains inside toilets inspires men to monitor their prostate health.
    If you notice your stream getting weak, there may be a problem to ask your doctor about.

  • @blackspirit86245
    @blackspirit86245 2 месяца назад +15

    She discovered she’s always the bridesmaid and never the bride. Oh there it is, her going on about the guy just being friendly. She doesn’t establish it maybe the guys trying to hook up or fish for a number or a date. She is wingman’ing herself for her friends.
    Ngl I figured she’d be the one the guys were chasing.

  • @Ai_M3talloidX7
    @Ai_M3talloidX7 2 месяца назад +21

    Me: _Listens to Michi spiral after hearing she unconsciously took one of the team._
    "That's rough, buddy."
    _Inserts picture of Zuko on a blimp._

  • @titusfortunus2916
    @titusfortunus2916 2 месяца назад +6

    11:45 you're probably not the grenade to jump on if you're ALWAYS the first, you're the breach. You're sociable, easy to approach, chatty, which means if we need to breach the walls, we do it through you. It's not cuz youre ugly, its cuz you're not standoffish so we can high five from the start. That makes the Wingman Tank's job so much easier, since his job is to talk to everyone and be sociable and bring groups together, and you're doing that for the women. What you're seeing is that you, as the tank, are facing off against their tank.

  • @phruxphrox3919
    @phruxphrox3919 2 месяца назад +32

    Hitting on a girl while her friends are there is impossible difficulty tho

    • @DeltaEntropy
      @DeltaEntropy 2 месяца назад +3

      That’s why you need the team.
      1v3, super difficult.
      3v3, doable.

  • @BuzzBazzJ
    @BuzzBazzJ 2 месяца назад +32

    Just remember, just because you’re the first, sacrificial lamb doesn’t always mean you are ugly, you just might not be the type of the dude we are currently wingmanning😂

    • @mids5854
      @mids5854 2 месяца назад +2

      Just means she the loud one

    • @BuzzBazzJ
      @BuzzBazzJ День назад

      @@mids5854 I married a loud one😂

  • @tristanderamos6455
    @tristanderamos6455 2 месяца назад +37

    6:58
    Michi, if we spent money on side questing, there would be no money for your partner to spend on side questing
    See, we think linear so that our other half could fulfill their side quest

    • @nukewaste
      @nukewaste 2 месяца назад +4

      I side quest at the grocery store, but only because I get pulled into advanced meal planning. Like, "I'm here for pasta, but looking at the tomato paste makes me want to whip up some homemade BBQ sauce for the ribs I've got in the freezer, but I'll need some other things for that," and get sicked onto awesome food lists.

  • @rexevan6714
    @rexevan6714 2 месяца назад +3

    Bro code is like an instinct. You see it and you just kinda get it.

  • @Somedudefromtexas
    @Somedudefromtexas 2 месяца назад +68

    Nah bro someone gotta shut them up they giving out too much info. The code was made to not be shared

    • @dead-claudia
      @dead-claudia 2 месяца назад +10

      tho...if a woman's on track to becoming a bro, it's helpful to fast track some of those lessons
      (i'm transfem enby, so most that bro code came naturally.)

    • @guardiantko3220
      @guardiantko3220 2 месяца назад +8

      It's okay, they won't remember because anything serious about men get forgotten unless during an argument.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 2 месяца назад +3

      You’re all equally security risks.

  • @juiceboxbzrk
    @juiceboxbzrk 2 месяца назад +26

    Every dude in that bathroom knew she was a chick. They just didnt want to be the one to say anything..

    • @hungrymusicwolf
      @hungrymusicwolf 2 месяца назад +5

      Let's be honest, most of us don't mind. A girl in the toilet? Whatever, as long as we aren't in the girls toilet.

    • @HarrowKrodarius
      @HarrowKrodarius Месяц назад +3

      @@hungrymusicwolf So true, unless dire circumstances requires one to use the girls toilet due to the man's toilet being closed for being busted.

  • @dylanmummatanktoise6481
    @dylanmummatanktoise6481 2 месяца назад +18

    The way you can see the dots connecting in her head 😂

  • @hunterking6033
    @hunterking6033 2 месяца назад +25

    Just because you are the first talked to doesn't mean that you're not the target. It depends on the situation. Some girl's have friends who will shutdown anyone who approaches their friends, so they have to be dealt with first. If one of those doesn't present themselves as obvious, the target could be approached first, while his friends pop in if needed.
    We understand y'all are complicated and some of y'all will get in the way of your friends getting hit on out of jealousy.
    I'm super outgoing and handle rejection well, so I usually don't need a wingman, but if I'm out with friends, I'll take the help. Most often I'm the wingman because I'm able to talk to anyone. I love listening to people talk and sharing stories, so I enjoy it. Not every conversation has to be about getting some. I'm not the kind of guy who does one-nighters. I'm a relationship guy.

    • @edarddragon
      @edarddragon 2 месяца назад +6

      by revealing the bro code to her we have birthed the shut down to michi

  • @puddingcatsteamboat6393
    @puddingcatsteamboat6393 2 месяца назад +87

    sometimes it’s painful to be red pilled.

    • @Lifegivinglemons
      @Lifegivinglemons 2 месяца назад +34

      No one is ever Really prepared for the truth.

    • @edgytarian3332
      @edgytarian3332 2 месяца назад

      The red pill is a suppository.

  • @Talimara1
    @Talimara1 2 месяца назад +33

    It’s always hilarious when girls are confronted with the unexpected realization that guys are very tactically minded and have taken account of how girls’ are socially minded.
    It’s not even as simple as chat presented to her. There are many different ways to use that tactic depending on whether more of the bros are interested in girls in the group and the personality of the bros in question. She may not even realize that she very well may have been the intended target of a friendly and outgoing guy! They always have to move first because they provide the smoothest “in” for the other bros, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t the one that needs wingmen.

  • @GreenPizza577
    @GreenPizza577 2 месяца назад +19

    Oh, this is so much fun but at 17 minutes when she realized the level of chattiness of the guys that approach her. The first guy who has a lot to say probably has a girlfriend or wife so he is comfortable with making a mistake. Saying something stupid. There is a woman to come home to. The latter guy who is the more introverted guy has the biggest crush. He is the one who is measuring his words, trying to not look like a fool. The one who wants to bring a woman back to his home and work for that storybook life.

  • @Gibsland
    @Gibsland 2 месяца назад +9

    12:39 I’m so happy that I dubbed her a bro. The best wing bro to exist is here!

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 2 месяца назад +32

    Don't worry about it Michi. We just shake

  • @alexius9072
    @alexius9072 2 месяца назад +10

    "The shy guy" isnt actually shy he is just the only one intrested the other guys have no stake in that particular game and act accordingly... :D

  • @RedribbonVicky
    @RedribbonVicky 2 месяца назад +54

    One thing ive noticed at the gas pumps is guys will always tap the nossle before putting it away. Us ladies will just put it away

    • @constellarGallerist
      @constellarGallerist 2 месяца назад +13

      Wait, really? I tap mine because I've dripped gas on my car before o_o

    • @RedribbonVicky
      @RedribbonVicky 2 месяца назад +7

      @constellarGallerist yeah it's a thing, watch next time you are waiting.

    • @Lifegivinglemons
      @Lifegivinglemons 2 месяца назад +27

      Gotta get those last few drops of gas.

    • @atomyx0875
      @atomyx0875 2 месяца назад +33

      Tbf weve grown up worrying about the last drops

    • @constellarGallerist
      @constellarGallerist 2 месяца назад +4

      @@RedribbonVicky I will, this is an interesting observation

  • @mjbrownii
    @mjbrownii Месяц назад +5

    They forgot rule 1, which is to not talk about the bro code with females

  • @gcintrao
    @gcintrao 2 месяца назад +19

    "i'm the grenade" kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • @natehopkins3812
    @natehopkins3812 2 месяца назад +6

    To be fair, being the first one approached is probably better than the second.

    • @dead-claudia
      @dead-claudia 2 месяца назад +3

      yup, and it could be a low-key sign that they feel you're actually out of their league (groups of bros usually don't think about that explicitly, but they sometimes do.)

  • @cipper12
    @cipper12 2 месяца назад +11

    It's not about the appearance it's about paving the way for the last bro while also making an opportunity for ourselves to the one we get to talk with. The last guy is definitely into the last girl but the other guys can have interest with their partner too. Heck most of the time it is.

  • @Hawkcam1996
    @Hawkcam1996 2 месяца назад +10

    13:03 Well, you are the one that bragged about passing as a boy so you could use the men’s bathroom to avoid the wait of the women’s bathroom, so…kind of self inflicted here🤷‍♂️

  • @Starvaze
    @Starvaze 2 месяца назад +18

    Sometimes when I knock I knock to the tune of "A shave and a haircut. Two bits" aka "bum bada dum dum badum!"

  • @TieflingKumasi
    @TieflingKumasi 2 месяца назад +6

    I’m still shocked at how badly we managed to break her

    • @dead-claudia
      @dead-claudia 2 месяца назад +1

      tbf there was no way of knowing she'd be mindbroken that badly
      no one's psychic, contrary to popular belief among certain (extremely annoying) women

  • @ShaneMcSaucy
    @ShaneMcSaucy 2 месяца назад +4

    It's the sacred responsibility. If you know the bro code, you're a bro. Michi has doomed herself to "power wingman" by becoming a bro.

  • @FlipSwch
    @FlipSwch 2 месяца назад +6

    Omg when chat said you are the obstacle we need to get rid off, LMAO💀

  • @Ai_M3talloidX7
    @Ai_M3talloidX7 2 месяца назад +10

    Side-questing with shopping:
    I don't hate it but I don't especially love it. I'm not looking for candles, Michi. If there's things I need and I have them jotted on a list I try to stick to that list.
    Unfortunately, some people call me and I inadvertently side-quest. It's a vicious cycle.

  • @MXCN_El1011
    @MXCN_El1011 2 месяца назад +5

    Michi: you used me FOR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!

  • @Nanoqtran
    @Nanoqtran 2 месяца назад +42

    I think the bro code is known inherently because it's how you want to be treated. I don't want you to see my junk so I'm not gonna do something that could make me see yours. If everyone acts the same then we are all good. We know how hard it is to grab the attention of the girl you want to talk to so we take the friend so the one guy gets his chance... Maybe he can return the favor later.

    • @dead-claudia
      @dead-claudia 2 месяца назад +2

      yup lotta that shit is inherent
      we've just formalized it a bit better than the girls
      (i'm transfem enby, to clear up some confusion with the feminine name.)

  • @tobiaskissel6303
    @tobiaskissel6303 2 месяца назад +6

    Well if you have a nice conversation as a wingman thats great, but the main goal is to create a moment for the friend to be able to talk to his crush.