Johnny Depp Can't Stop Laughing Along With HILARIOUS Witness In Amber Heard Trial
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- Опубликовано: 26 апр 2022
- Johnny Depp Can't Stop Laughing Along With HILARIOUS Witness In Amber Heard Trial
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This man is drinking his soda, smoking during his testimony, tells the judge he's sick of this case, after all that drives away without wearing his seat belt....epic just epic. Love this man
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yep, Johnny is that caliber of a man, calls "one of the kind". Every soul he touches turns gold.
I noticed the no sestbelt too haha
Guy is Parked lol he don’t need seat belt
"Make-up can cover the bruises, but it can not cover the swelling."
This man tore down the whole argument made by Amber's legal team in 3 seconds.
lol true
Ofc bro, that photo from her with the nose "punched" her eyes doesnt look red or something bc thats not how hits work on a face
So , BTW, nobody notices swelling. Ask an ex abuse victim of Domestic violence. The couple in question sounds like they were in a toxic relationship and both as bad as each other
@@luluspeers3110 nope
@@luluspeers3110 TThats is bs. If you are speaking with someone face to face or kiss osmeone on the supposedly swollen part, you will notice unles you are blind and your nerves in your lips are all dead.
You are right in that strangers may not notice a swelling on someones face when they pass each other on the streeat or when they are all drunk and dancing in a club.
It's got to be frustrating being asked the same question over 100 times. This guy deserves a raise.
He's rocking ‼️I'm done lady I don't remember ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😆
How do you know it was the same question over 100 times? I don't remember. (¬‿¬) ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
Omg right?! The same questions asked over and over?!
That lawyer reigned supreme in intellectual denseness during law school, I just know it. It's sickening how she tries to force from a witness what she wants to hear and then spin. Snake. That team knows they're protecting a bad woman.
Could you imagine being a juror. You would be thinking Jesus lady enough with the questions about him noticing things and remembering things....I not that fucking stupid. You could have stopped after the second question.
This man is not at all hilarious, he is very honest enduring the most stupid questions with great patience. Great man.
There should be a law against lawyers wasting people’s time for stupid things
Fact
Facts agree 100 percent and this man should have just told her "Lady I'm not a damn make up artist I wouldn't know " end of question
I’m surprised Johnny’s lawyers didn’t object to relevance as she asked him like ten questions about MAKEUP
Min Y Completly agree! We should create a petition to send to the Courts and the Gov't stating "Re-teach all attorneys to not do.......... and a whole list of what not to do when you have a busy day and someone is asking you stupid questions whether it is in person or via Zoom" Attorneys (not generally) enjoy wasting valuable resources on digging up things not relevant to the case at hand and using psychological tricks to piss you off when you don't give them the answer they were looking for.
Edit: I have seen these strategies before when I attended a public case years ago. There was one break after many hours of the defense attorneys pounding out and mixing up questions just to confuse the witnesses. I had a headache and went directly to the pharmacy to get something for the pain. No kidding. I was there for my friend.
Johnny's lawyer should object and say asked and answered.
'I don't even remember what I had for breakfast'. This guy is GOLD. When JD gets his acting career back; he should give this guy a cameo in a movie!
Agreed!
Ha ha, and the whole time his character with just say “I don’t remember” 😆
I thought the same. He'd make a brilliant pirate.
Who is the guy
Whatever he’s vaping I want some
This woman is infuriating......what a nonsense line of questioning. She is desperately trying to discredit his statement. Just because he doesn't remember her outfit or hairstyle, doesn't mean he wouldn't remember marks or bruises, if they existed. Smh!
Alejandro is a legend! He’s so over it and isn’t afraid to say it and show it 😂 the dog story, and his face whilst telling it, made me proper laugh. Ohh, and ‘’I don’t even remember what I got for breakfast’’ LOL
I lost it when he said that 😭😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lawyer: "Do you know if she was wearing make-up?"
Witness: "No"
Also Lawyer: *Proceeds to list every single thing considered make-up*
She crazy haha
She was stalling like mf because she knew she had nothing 🤣
And asked the fricking shade!!! I wear concealer daily, I order it often and every single time I have to check what shade I ordered last time! How could ANYONE know the shade someone else was wearing!?!?! Make it make sense! This woman is fking harpie!
I would’ve been pissed like get to the point or I’m leaving, I don’t remember seeing anything on her face like wth lady
I apologise in advance but this Karen needs to start f*cking looking for a new profession
“You gave me papers that I legally had to review but I didn’t cause I didn’t want to”
This guys is doing what all us of do, except he isn’t afraid to just come out and say it. The world loves this man
She doesn't actually have to do anything at all.
@@Mat-hr1dg She?
I was drinkng water, i literally burst out laughing when i heard this
@@Eio7
Just my smartphone being feminist, injecting women into everything. Just ignore it.😂
@@aivarslembergs2451 he did
This guy is absolutely wonderful he could care less what another man's wife looks like and yes he is very honest about everything and I believe there was nothing special about Amber Herd.
He could NOT care less.
Have you seen her without all the make up? Really pale and rough
@@sueallen952 normal plain girl yeah
Nothing special to look at. He could get so much better.
@@monicapotito7719 looks aren't everything he is priceless like it or not he is epic.
This is a testament to the kind of people Johnny has in his life.. down to earth, humble, real people of all shapes and sizes.. and none of them have a bad word to say about Johnny… how much he cares for them and looks after his people.. whilst each of them are being dragged in the mud by AH and her team, trying to discredit them all..
Doing a testimony in your car when u know hundreds of thousands of people are watching is a mega power play, respect.
Recorded. Not live.
@@nyetloki the guy speaking was a live call at the time, we're watching a recording of a recording though
@@anakii506 "thousands of people watching" won't happen on a deposition call with probably 10 lawyers at best. Like I said, it wasn't live to a judge or court or audience.
It's crazy how worried people are about what others think when the real way to make others think highly of you is to not care what they think.
It's recorded
I loved this guy. He basically told the lawyer he had more important things to do than look at Amber Heard's face.
Cuz they don’t have a case because amber is guilty and Johnny isn’t
@@caveman_6553 sadly he will lose
@@gregorie3752 you a lawyer? no you aren't, you literally haven't watch any of this live lmfao if you think he's losing
@@gregorie3752 Why would he lose ?
@@gregorie3752 Don't tell me she magnetized & hypnotize you.😀🥲 Elon Musk ran away when he realized his mistake. I think it's obviously clear to many people that Johnny is not trying to hide anything, he has stripped naked in front of the whole world before you ask him any question. He puts out all his dirty laundry & leaves it to the juries to choose which one is clean or dirty. He's the victim & the judge will see that. HE MUST WIN, NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT. Another thing! In a situation like this, your parents & sister spoke & it went in favour of Johnny, what does that tell you? To me that says, they don't decide to lie in court, in front of a judge for Amba. If Amba wants to talk about bruises, black eye, etc,. She should discuss 1st with people like Rhianna among others. She's making it more difficult for people in or one day be in a situation like this. So, Mr @Gregorie, read the inter notes like "she changed everything" then watch the video & listen to what was said, what they're now saying, what has changed & then put yourself in the judge's place & let us know who will win. Have a good day.
This attorney is literally asking the same question in nine different ways and this guy is consistently answering exactly the same.
MOVE ON LADY!!!!
NEXT QUESTION PLEASE!!!
Well there only hope to have the judge on their side is to make a case we’re the guy in the car seems like he really just doesn’t know and thus make his testimony void. Their only hope is to make him list off all these different things no one would be able to remember fully in the hopes to show this side of him. It’s sad that this is their main line of defense but it makes sense to a degree.
Yes! It was "asked & answered" 20x over.... 🙄
The Qs are totally ridiculous 🙄
Seriously, anyone who says they remember the details that this initial Lawyer is asking would have to be a liar. How on earth could anyone be expected to remember that kind of detail from that many years ago?
I don't remember it from today from a friend I saw today. She asked me if I liked her purple lipstick from earlier, and I just said I haven't noticed she had lipstick on 😄😄... these questions are obviously ridiculous and the jury can easily see that.
I completely agree
Exactly what I said about it. They are just looking out for the COKE HEAD. He didn't lose any money cause of her. He lose the money cause he is a COKE HEAD.
Trying to spin the narrative that because he can’t remember her clothes, makeup etc that he must not be able to remember if she had injuries or not is SO stupid! Injuries, swelling, bruising etc would stand out, normal clothing and makeup wouldn’t. Injuries are out of the norm, hence why you’d likely notice them and remember them far more so than normal dress and makeup choices. Such a pointless line of questioning that just went on and on and on 😅
Bro casually drives off while on the phone with some lawyers and a judge without wearing a seat belt 🤣 what a legend
Im dying
@Versatile Wolf nWo actually we are all dying. each day a tiny bit more. very slowly, but surely.
@@HolyNEvil666 truth
@@HolyNEvil666 FACTS
🤣🤣
He is the embodiment of "ask stupid questions get stupid answers" and I love it LOL
Amber played stupid games. She'll be winning stupid prizes.
@@PhantomFilmAustralia that game being the $100M counter lawsuit 🤣
@@hiflipside9212
JOHNNY: "I got 50 million! I got 50 million!"
AMBER: "I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of Dirt!"
Your so right your comment made me laugh 😆 x
She got most clever answer : ❗❗❗ "you can not cover swelling" ❗❗❗🙌🙏💓🤣🤣🤣🤣
Johnny has really earned my respect through this trial! For such a private person he has opened his life up good bad and the ugly, just to get the justice he deserves! We are all pulling for him! That woman heard is so evil and I hope she gets what she deserves!
Bravo
"So you're saying you didn't see a unicorn on that day is that correct?"
"Yes that's correct."
"Do you recall whether or not you saw any pigeons that day?"
"I'm not sure."
"So you're not sure whether you saw a unicorn in a pigeon costume, is that correct?"
"I mean, the disguise might give it feathers, but you would still notice the size, and the horn sticking out of it's head."
🤓
Lol 😂
Too funny😆😆😆
Love this
🤣 nice
Lol I love him. He’s so real he doesn’t care that the entire world is watching, he’s not nervous. He’s just annoyed. Lol
I love him just driving around at the end, like, I got shit to do, you're on my time. hah
Give this man a raise
21:44
😄 ❤
Dude is a grafter, he prolly has a few places he works across on a 12+ hour shift, he ain't got time for this stuff
That's a latino man right there
I'm no lawyer but I believe that this probably will be shown in law school as an example of how NOT to cross examine a witness.
LMAO 🤣
Exactly. Fishing for information by asking the same questions repeatedly hoping to get a different answer?? 😂
How this sontoloyo lawyer asking whether he see if amber wearing concealer, mascara, eyebrow, mascara cream foundation, bag, hair style etc... so so stupid, man never pay attention to women make up. and all the rest'. OMG foundation and concealer nowaday made to look natural like a natural skin..OMG old lady Lawyer...OMG OMG
@@lilistheresia6174 that was exactly what I was thinking. I would notice a black eye, bruise or cut. I wouldnot remember some womans makeup.
@@GHN1013 It s exactly how it works. The interviewer wants to know if it s the truth so she asks the question several times. If there is any inconsistency in the answers it probably is a rehearsed answer and not (entirely) true.
Lawyer: "Where were you when this happened?"
Witness: "I was a hundred miles away."
😆Oh my sides hurt ! 😆
I have no idea how the Judge can keep a straight face.
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
😂😂😂
Practice. Lots of practice. And possibly focusing on boring and annoying the lawyers were being compared to him.
I applaud 👏🏽 this witness. He didn’t allow that lawyer to bully him.
Asking a guy if a girl wore blush/liner/eye, lip pencil etc is just ludicrous, especially considering it was so many years ago. This defense is a complete joke
They reason they ask this is to establish if he was frequently observant of her face. Which he wasn't,so then saying she didn't have any bruises is less likely to be reliable because he isn't regularly attentive to his tenants details.
@@wildorchid2564 so basically this witness didn't add anything to the trial. Why put him on stand then, only to ask him repeatedly the same stupid question about her makeup, that he clearly knew nothing about?
@@wildorchid2564 who tf would remember if she was wearing any of that shit dudes don't care about no consealer or goddamn lipstick you look good you look good that's it the same as you got bruises you got bruises
I don’t even know at times if my wife put on special make up and I get into trouble… LOL
@@wildorchid2564 yes but a bruise is way more memorable than makeup most men can’t even identify even if the women showed us what it was smh Jesus Christ the lawyer wasted a lot of time with the same question over and over
He is a solid witness. He is doing his job and would notice the bruises and markings from eye contact and 3 feet away. Common sense-common man!!!
I understand this guy's attitude completely. It's a total "not my monkeys, not my circus" situation. Don't know, don't care. Don't want or need to care.
At my job, I don't remember anyone, unless there's something very different about them. A noxious smell, crying, sores, black eyes, horrible attitude/ verbal abuse toward myself or the people I manage... things like that.
An average interaction with no special circumstances? You get no priority in my memory. Not important enough
This dude really said "I'm just so tired of dealing with this court case...everybody got problems!" I love him.
That was pure gold
Amber Heard is about to have a $50 million problem I suspect.
We definitely Felt that one
I'm only looking in her eyes ‼️damn lady
Priceless!
This guy is legend. First to ever vape. Proceed to drive without a seat belt all during a court testimony.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Zero effs given lol 😂
Imagine being this free spirited
@@amandalivia.t 🤣🤣🤣
He isn’t driving lol look at the windows there is nothing moving
The counsel for AH tried her best to discredit the witness by eliciting conflicting answers, but she failed. Nothing beats a truthful witness. Kudos to the witness. He was funny without trying. Give him a raise, management 😀
Amber's lawyer tried desperately hard to lead him and he stood his ground. I love this guy
“I wasn’t looking for anything on her face. I was focusing more on what my job duties were.” “I look into people’s eyes when I talk to them. I don’t look at their makeup.”😆This earnest man deserves a raise!!
Timestamp?
@@pizzaparkerhotdogmaguire3225 about 19:32 ish
@@justdora440
Still, he's saying something else in that.
Just cause they don't see anything on the face don't mean that is no abuse. Check out the body or behind the make up. He is a liar. Never met a Honest COKE HEAD.
“I don’t wanna deal with this court case, everyone got problems; I’m tired.” - word 😂
The whole damn truth
@Versatile Wolf nWo I'm not 100% certain, but I think it's like street slang for 'true' or 'I'm with you on that'
I love his point of view.
@@georgiajeff912 yeah, I mean it's only been prevalent in popular culture for 40 years, so he's probably never heard it before 😂
those words right there probably sum up most people's attitude about everything like "we all got sh!t to deal with and I got my
sh!t to deal with so leave me be and focus on your own sh!t"..in ambers case she needs to know that dropping a sh!t where a man sleeps makes the world realize she ain't got her sh!t together and is the crazy abusive one
He makes it look easy but he handled the questioning SO WELL. I just wanted to take a moment to appreciate that.
I think that Johnny Depp is innocent and he deserves to get it's his money that he's suing for and I think that Disney owes him an apology and to put him back on Disney's payroll for the movies that he was supposed to be in because of Amber's lies was wrong and if anybody should be kicked out of Disney's films it's her
This woman has done so much damage for the real victims of domestic abuse.
Pretty much, Believe all women my ass!
Remember that she gives presentations about domestic violence, I guess she has lots of inside information.
@@StanvilleBrown believe them until they lose a defamation case.
She is a disgrace to woman kind .....
That's what it sounds like
Witness: "that's correct"
Attorney: "you're nodding"
Witness: "that's correct"
😂😂😂
Do you remember stupid details about stupid questions.
That popped out just as I was reading your comment 🤣🤣
Me to cali
😆 🤣 😂 Alejandro had me in full blown laughter! It was funny when he was vaping, but when he started his car and started driving, I completely lost it! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Alejandro is a down-to-earth, honest, everyday hard working Guy (like most of us). He was absolutely refreshing!
@@NormaBurnson That's correct.
Jesus Christ this attorney knows she's loosing and is doing yoga to grasp at straws. Her bullying working men and women on the the stand is really hard to watch.
I felt like Herd’s lawyer was badgering this poor man. No one notices a woman’s makeup (least of all a man) unless it is outrageously overdone or comically smeared. On the other hand, very few/if any, persons would miss a bruise, cut, swelling, or scar. The ordinary gets ignored, the unusual gets noticed.
By-the-way, has anyone else noticed that Ms H’s cheekbone makeup makes it appear to be bruised? If she is, supposedly so adept at covering bruises with makeup, she’s just as adept at designing them.
It’s vengeful, money grubbing, selfish, witches like this that make it difficult for (truly battered) women to be taken seriously.
Exactly what I was thinking. Way to much badgering this witness
I think the psychologist was the best so far cause she handled the attorney’s bullshit and tricks like a boss, but this guy was hilarious 😂💀
The psychologist ate that lady lawyer alive, right in front of the jury and the entire world. It was magnificent.
Yes. You can definitely tell the lawyer was flustered by her, and intimidated by her intelligence.
@@zubileegluckgluck exactly 💯. She was trying to play mind games with her. Nasty defense attorney she was basically accusing this beautiful smart dr of being with Johnny Depp in an unprofessional manner 😆.
Yes I absolutely agree she was great
I like how they didn’t interrupt him and say his answers were to long or anything like they did to Mr. Depp. When she tried to cut him off a few times he just made his answer longer so she would shut up
🤣😂😂😂
This guy is the definition of "I do not get paid enough to deal with this nonsense." A courtcase? I have a job to do. A dog scratched your door. Ok, I'll go look for "scary burglars".
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂
His greatest offense of all was being in the presence of a Princess and not noticing what she was wearing, or whether or not she used lip pencil.
Such redontic questions. Everyone is fishing. So sad, maybe justice for Him will be served.
@@florencespinelli2947 I agree. Same question asked a million times. Beyond redundant.
He's like I'm over this....proceeds to smoke and drive without a seat belt in front of a judge and the whole world.....freaking legend.
Also, Jonny keeps scratching his hands, always a sign of money coming. He's gonna win this case.
He's sick of being asked leading questions he's not a fool
Einstein was correct, hight of stupidity is asking the same question over and over expecting a different answer.
We must protect this man at all cost... He is us... We are him.
YES THANK YOU!!! A normal person who works and trust to get through life. Not a Hollywood star or high level business person. Just a regular blue collar person. VERY RELATABLE
I am the walrus.
@@skifamkoral6628 Also, he is so relatable and honest. He basically says “No I don’t know shit about makeup, but I didn’t see any swelling which was suspicious. Can I leave plz? Y’all don’t pay me for this.”
@@breadgirl9806 EXACTLY!!
Lol I like the one " I don't remember what I had for breakfast". 😂😂
@@skifamkoral6628 I have Inattentive ADHD, so I would be the worst witness in history. Like for real I can’t get arrested because my memory sux. I’ll just be forgetting crucial shit because I got distracted trying to identify a bird in the middle of a traumatic event.
This attorney always seams like she’s leading up to some “gotcha” moment that never arrives
Shes trying to say "so you admit that she could have been injured and covered it up but you just didn't know" to create doubt. But it backfires because the guy knows enough to say you can't cover up big injuries and he would notice big injuries.
Truuuue
Yes!!!!!!!!
Right lol 🤣
@@nyetloki "so you admit that she could have been injured and covered it up but you just didn't know"
She didn't ask that question. It would be speculation. He can only testify on what he saw, not what he could've been staring at. Maybe she did and it was cut however. At some points you hear a lawyer objecting being cut off. This video is edited so all of the objections are cut out.
Shows how desperate Heard's lawyer is. Trying to trip him up by asking the same questions over and over only irritated him. Irritating witnesses in a deposition only serves to alienate the witness from the desperate lawyer. You would think lawyers would figure that out.
This is the kind of quirky witness that winds up on a late-night talk show, wins over the crowd and becomes a beloved character in a running segment. You know, like, "Drive Time with Alejandro!" or something like that.
This man is a legend. He’s not nervous or anything (which wouldn’t be a bad thing, ofc) and just openly says he’s fed up with this case, this is probably the most popular court case in the world rn, millions of people watching and he’s just chilling in his car and he drove off in his car without a seatbelt on in front of an entire room of lawyers and a judge!
😂😂😂
So true lol. But this is a video from January 2021 - it’s a deposition he gave in preparation for the case (when the witness testifies to a room of lawyers, instead of on the stand before a judge).
Usually any witnesses in court have been “deposed” beforehand, and if they give different answers from the deposition they can be charged with perjury. He seems like he really doesn’t want to be bothered about this case anymore, and he was probably able to show that he’d lose wages if he had to go to the court or something, but for whatever reason they decided not to call him to the stand.
I would be pissed too if i had to sit for hours just listening to nonsense questions that have no importance at all. Jury probably thinks the same
Well, actually, driving off without a seatbelt on while a judge is watching is not something that you do because you're chill and don't care about the case, it's just not very smart. I hope they didn't give him a fine xD
But not a criminal court judge
“Do you remember if she had makeup on? What about lipstick? Mascara? Lip liner? Eye liner?” Those are all the SAME questions!! 🫣
i would have answered "using a different word for make up won't give you a different answer"
Thank you!
IKR like that’s borderline harassment of the witness and wasting court time and clients money. Imagine getting paid 400$ an hour to ask someone the same question for 20mins or 1/2 an hour I’d want some refund 😤
You forgot about the powder. Was she wearing powder and what brand? 🤔🕵️
The longer she pads out her questions the longer she can go without losing the case.
The most honest man I’ve ever seen! He just had enough of these rubbish anymore. Leave this man alone please. Maybe he doesn’t have a job earned as much as this lawyer, but he’s obviously doing better then this lawyer, at least he’s not laying!
I’m my humble, non-expert opinion, that was a slam dunk for team Johnny that backfired on team Amber!
This guy is the embodiment of “I don’t know man I just work here”
Lmaooo yesss
LMAO your comment deserves more likes. I was hysterically laughing at this 😂👍🏻
This comment👌 for real though
This guy is a gem. His facial expressions are a whole mood.
For sure, what faces he can make,, lol
He's a great actor he can easly fake all of faces
@@ZlyJaszczomp a good actor doesn't mean he is an evil, and fake people,
Blue Steel!
But he’s fat lol
I think the lawyer was trying to trip him up. That's why she was asking the same questions over and over again.. but it is infuriating...
"I don't wanna deal w this anymore" & Johnny smiled thinking me either buddy, me either
I like Romero. He doesn't hide, he doesn't embellish. He just tells his experience. And yes, some of it is funny.
Mexican s always have your back fuck yeah putos!!!!🤪🤪🤪
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NOPE! lolol
Now I'm going to go around saying nope!
Asking a man if he recalls if someone was wearing makeup 6 years ago on a certain day to establish credibility is probably the most asinine thing I’ve ever heard. Most men, including myself, don’t know the difference between concealer and foundation and whatever else the lawyer was going on about…
Man i seriously do not know what both of these are
@@programmerarnab9046 me neither
I'm a woman and couldn't tell you what kind of make-up any of the women are wearing during this trial much less 6 years ago. Her line of questioning was simply ridiculous!
I don't know, either ... only that the makeup counters charge an awful lot for either 🤷♀️
Foundation sounds like the white paint you put on your wall before you put something else on top of it. And concealer sounds like you want to conceal stuff which are there like birth marks or pimples.
"I don't remember, I don't even remember what I got for breakfast" 😂😅😂 pure Gold!!! Heard's defense is pure comedy, I don't know how the judge keeps a straight face 🤣😂😅
The most satisfying part is when Johnny Depp’s lawyer takes over. Heard’s lawyer spent 20 minutes trying to make this witness seem unreliable and Depp’s lawyer completely undid all of that in a matter of seconds. 🤣🤣
I love this lol. The man is straight to the point. He needs a raise. He focuses on his job above all.
So funny, he's straight to the point. It's not his job to be talking to who are obviously VIP residents unless they're interested for a chat. He has/had a job to look after the safety of residents as far as I can see, and it appears that he did that very well.
What I love is that he’s pure “untouched” by Hollywood bullshit. He’s just like you or I.
Johnny. My boy
ruclips.net/video/qOCC3RBzNrM/видео.html Finally its here
He appears to be vaping weed in the car while testifying...
As a juror I would be pissed at this lawyer asking this witness the same questions over and over. Pathetic.
For real, asked & answered questions are an objectable incident
@@Werepie Johnny's defense wouldn't want to object because it would actually help AH in this case. In this case their line of questioning makes them look bad, thus hurting their case.
They asked him if he knew Amber’s foundation shade. I don’t think even Johnny knows that 😭
They had to have been getting annoyed
Wasting their time
Omg I can’t stop laughing. So funny that he’s driving without a seatbelt on 🤣 He said “I can’t even remember what I ate for breakfast”🤣
At least starting in a parking lot....
How in the hell is a man going to remember or know what kind of concealer, powder , foundation etc a woman is wearing. That lawyer is a major pain I loved it when Johnny kept laughing 😂
The take away from this man’s testimony is, he was not lying. He did not see any bruising or swelling. Point blank period.
#she was pale looking
I so wish he'd made it sound like he at least had some memory of day to day visuals.
I totally understand & love that he doesn't care what she was wearing enough to remember, but because of his English he uses the words "I don't remember" even when it doesn't quite fit & it made me worry that they'll claim he doesn't remember enough to have remembered any bruises.
But we're past that now & he did a great job.
What a likable character.
@@yhen2517 which can explain her realisation that her marriage was over and she had to think of something to ruine him and his reputation. typical hurt narcissist. imho.
DEPPs lawyer should have objected to witness harassment 6/7 times that women asked him the same questions , she even put swelling into his testimony in an effort to corrupt his evidence.
@@douglastodd1947 Exactly but maybe Depps lawyer is thinking “Let’s let her attorney continue to sound like an idiot!”
This is the kind of witness I would want in my trial. Literally says "no" to every single question for thirty minutes. I love this man. Best door man says he saw nothing, knows nothing, and when something happened, he wasn't working that day.
Can’t even remember what he had for breakfast that day… this is gold 💯
Legend 💪🏻
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“He saw nothing, knows nothing, and when something happened, he wasn’t working that day” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 these comments have me laughing.
@@klemke18 this guy is GOLD….🤩🤩🤩
he's a legend not because he told it how it was but because not once did the man cough from those dab rips... i had the pleasure to meet mr. depp many years ago when I lived in LA. and I owe a lot of my success in life from the short talk we had. "you can do and be whatever you want. just need to believe in yourself and do it for you not for anyone else." a 2 minute conversation from a down to earth and genuinely friendly person. He always had a smile. He's the in real life version of the "the dude".
I find it absolutely insane that during the path to find the truth, our system allows a team, to try and muddy the waters, and make it more difficult to find. Not only that, if someone is completely wrong and lying, the case should be thrown out. And the attorneys should be mandated reporters. But there’s no money in that now is there?
This guy has just upped his career by just being honest. Even Johnny Depp looks taken away by his honesty, considering Depp lives in a world of deceit.
And satanic peeds
I just don't want to deal with this anymore hahah
This door man is a legend. I don’t know nothing. I didn’t see nothing. I wasn’t even there. The kind of confidant everyone needs.
Lmfao I know right. I'm dying
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If I'm ever in trouble I want this guy testifying for me . " I don't remember" he's awesome! LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mexicans really have that "I didn' see nobody dun' know nothing about nothin"-thing. Generations of fighting corruption and not being able to trust the police and authority I guess.
Yes!
I ain't see nothin' and I ain't know nothin' you see!
He's great. Give this guy a raise.
Atty: "...can you give us the name of the other person who heard it?"
Witness: "I don't remember."
😒💭 "I'm not pulling anyone else into this 🎪."
His sheepish grin made me think he probably actually forgot the resident's name.
I want to buy this guy, and his family, breakfast. I basically have his job, but for meth heads, drunks, and gamblers. I feel him on a level that is beyond honest. I know what he means when he says, "I'm not looking for it, but I notice." Johnny owes this guy community college for his kids.
@@johnsledge44 i follow that logic. I hate it, but I follow.
Alejandro Romero is not hilarious he is the most genuine honest person in this fiasco of a trial. I applaud Mr. Romero for his patience answering the same ridiculous questions regarding clothing and makeup.
It's really isn't much of a fiasco when you think about what she's done to Johnny Depp. He sued her for defamation and I hope he wins, in fact I pray he wins
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Flat Earthers have better arguments for their case than Amber's lawyers.
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this comment made my day ... thank you :)
Gold hhh
Lol
I'm surprised he didn't say, "M'aam I don't even know what concealer and foundation are, but you're asking me what shade she was wearing? You are getting on my last nerve!" as he drives away. They should be casting him in some kind of film because he is freaking hilarious - lol!
Wow. This lawyer is just exhausting. How many arbitrary questions need to be asked to establish that the guy couldn't remember details from 6 or 7 years ago. Ridiculous. It took me about 10 seconds to understand that he didn't see any marks on the date in question, but he wasn't looking for marks, so he can't say for sure. Why did it take this attorney such a long time to come to the same conclusion.
This guy is gold, he should have a fan page!
He should get a shoe deal lmao
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This guy has street smarts, he’s not going to say what he remembers.
If "I mind my business" was a person....
@@jacklyndlask-hickman734 yup he definitely adheres to the no snitch rule.
I been saying that this guy and the butler need their own show together
Is there a petition to get this man a raise? He is such an honest human being, I am in awe of him.
This is exactly why he is at this place. It’s sad but this don’t get you fat, you have to be a cunt to succeed in life
I'll sign it.
Good things will come to him. The karmic wheel turns slowly, but surely.
For real! I need his Venmo or cash app stat! He’s truly gold.
The guy has been getting wrecked on social media by social change activists sadly. He'll probably lose the job he has now, he angered the mob and that has consequences.
Best part was him saying the scratches were CLEARLY from the dog scratching to get in, 4 inches off the floor lmfao!!
“You really think someone was trying to break into your unit, the scratches are 4” off the floor. That was the dog” 😂
Was cracking when he said that 🤣 😂
Someone say crack cocaine.
It was so fun watching the Trial live lol🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
That was so funny! I love that guy
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Pretty sure this guy would be a better attorney than her own.
He works around litigious people... He is very politically correct...
Nope should be his defense. 😅
Dats correct
A 2 year old would be
Amber Turds lawyer got their training from the Moron that tried to frame Kyle Rittenhouse as a white supremacist.
"This is my last question," thank God! She asked same questions over and over and over...and he managed to answer them the same. To me that shows he told them the truth.
If I had difficulty in sleeping I would listen to the questioning tactics of this lawyer...I believe I would sleep like a log.
Depp always looks so pleased to see people he likes. You can tell he always liked Alejandro
Yeah you can tell he likes him and or finds him funny lol 😂
Everyone that testifies seems to have a fond view of Johnny and Amber was just like.. there. Almost like when she came around the chill atmosphere they had with Johnny went away.
Yeah even in the beginning, Depp has a smile of familiarity on his face. Like if I saw my friend talking in public
This is so funny and interesting lmao She can’t do all her lawyer tricks on him because he is not in the courtroom and is just relaxing in his car.
He’s also too honest to fall for it
I love the way he just starts driving at the end 😅
Such a shift in humanity when someone can testify over a video call casually vaping and driving 😂
@@ashlynheidebrecht1969 it's boss af
@@heiroot I so agree !!!
He lost the will to live. Bless him. 🤦
I think the lawyer messed up making such a big deal about "you weren't looking for bruises though" because we have enough common sense to understand if someone was right in front of us and looked like they had any injuries we would notice and remember, that wasn't the case though because clearly she didn't have any marks
Exactly. I remember going to Walmart around 3am once about 6 years ago and there was a lady pushing a stroller that had four chicken in it. Do I remember what the woman looked like or what type of stroller? No. But I remember the chickens because it was out of the ordinary. Had it just been a baby in the stroller I wouldn't have remembered because that would be ordinary and wouldn't stand out.
Makeup to cover bruising and swelling is very noticeable. I know this.
Love that this guy litteraly nopes out of there while she's still talking. Dude is 100% done with it. The fact he just kept talking over her lawyers objection is priceless.
How many damn times u gonna ask him bout damn makeup ‼️‼️‼️he don't remember rrrrrrrrrr 😆😆
asking him if she wore individual components of makeup is like asking a walmart cashier how many bananas a specific person bought.
... six years ago that is LOL
You have already asked him that a hundred times just give it up now if you said no
You are right but did you also see that the makeup company put out a statement, the next day after AH lawyer stood in the courtroom and described the makeup that she said AH was so called using to cover up her so called bruise cheek back in 2016, that it wasn't at all true that the makeup the lawyers showed and described and told the jury she used, ABSOLUTELY WASN'T RELEASED UNTIL summer of 2017. See her lawyer don't have crap especially since they are lying to the jury. I don't know if what the lawyer claimed will be corrected it should bc the makeup has been a big deal with AH lawyer. Funny isn't it, they claiming AH used one specific type of makeup to cover up bruises, but that makeup wasn't even on the market until 2017 a year later, wow
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😂 love your comment
Hes brilliant so relaxed and credible loved how he admitted he didnt read the paperwork everyone has problems the makeup questions are scrapping the barrel
drinking vaping then ridiculing scratches on the door lol then deciding he was done and drove away without a seat belt lol
Surprised judge allowed so many duplicate questions
I love ❤️ Mr. Romero as a witness. He was just honest with everything in my opinion
Especially when he said he was tired of all this and wanted it to be over
He was funny 😄 as hell though!!
These questions about lipstick 💄 and powder etc…. If I ever got in trouble I would have him as my witness
He is so on point I just love this guy
This is us, the working class, trying to get through the day. This guy is gold!!
Yes he is. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
This guy is very patient - if I got asked the same questions like 20 times, I would be like “bruh are you deaf?!?” it’s like they are trying to force him to give them answers they want like wtf.
Considdering this isn’t’ an unusual way to question a witness to see if their story is consistent, and this guy probably has been at a few trials I would say he has delt with this before.
Good customer service. I would have shown a lot more irritation being asked the same question 25 times. That lawyer was trying so hard to get him to trip up. It’s pays to be honest. I hope JD doesn’t get stuck with her attorney bill.
They aren't trying to force anything, they're doing their due diligence as paid lawyers. The reason for the same questions is to see the consistency of the testimony. Every lawyer does it during cross examinations.
As someone who was a victim in a court case before, I absolutely despise the word Objection every 3-5 seconds. Heards lawyer is really testing me in this video, why object a prerecorded video of a damn witness from over a year ago? Heards lawyer is definitely an annoying one.
This is pure gold. This lawyer can ask 1 question in a thousand ways.
How does the judge allow this inept counsel to continually waste time? No wonder this trial is so ridiculously long.
I don't understand their strategy, with every witness that clearly states they never saw any marks on Heard's face and they could tell she wasn't wearing makeup, her teams defense is always the same... do you know what brand she wears, how, where, when yada yada.
Maybe it's just me but I can tell when someone is wearing makeup, 100% of the time. Sure from 20 feet away you might not be able to tell but within a few feet of someone and it's not that hard to see.
I loved their line: she uses makeup that makes it look like you aren't wearing any makeup... so the goal is to appear like you aren't wearing makeup, I know any easier and cheaper way to achieve the no makeup look.
All defense attorneys pull the same tricks. Some judges, did the same naughty tricks during their lives as high powered defense attorneys. The last step they had to crush to become judges.
It’s absurd and the law team for AH is almost laughable remember the makeup which she carried with her everyday of the marriage unfortunately it wasn’t even on the market till a year after the divorce the lies continue…..!
FORRR REALLLL though! Exactly my thought process! Repeated the same damn question/questions to a man that literally sees tons of people at his work each day let alone millions from now back to 2016! Not to mention the fact that he’s a guy! And guys don’t care about make up and aren’t constantly looking at every finite detail of women’s dress and make up …. 🙄🙄😡😡 at this point they are just racking up the take home paycheck for themselves wile sounding like a broken record ….
Its the person surrounding him, its relevant.
Unlike u, u most probably seeing amber mayb 2 times in lifetime, but this guy in regular basis.
So, u maybe no relevant. On the other hans, yes, he is relevant
The part where he starts vaping and starts driving off because of the stupid questions asked by Amber Heard's lawyer was the most hilarious part.
YES!!!!
FOR REALL SO DEAD
Yeah he was over her & her repetitive BS questions. I think the jury would’ve been over them too. Amber’s legal team shot themselves in the foot.
@@oliviachetcuti225 They made a mistake by cross-examining this guy. I'm sure he came across as very credible to the jury & probably won this case for Johnny. If he had seen swelling on her face, even through makeup, he would have remembered & probably even question her about it.
Johnny already "won," even if he "loses" this case.
@@resistyrnyc8862 I 💯
She really asked him, “do you know what shade of concealer she wears” wtf kinda questions are these lol
This guy was extremely patient, consistent, and honest! Good job Alejandro👏🏼☺️👍🏼!
Incompetent legal team representing a heinous human being. As a British attorney all I can say is that this whole legal team should be disbarred. Questionable ability.
I haven't been following this at all, until yesterday, but I'm finding it really interesting now.
I'm a Brit, and I really can't believe that they are classing Amber Heard's audio recordings as evidence!! She recorded them herself, so knew exactly what she was going to say, and how she was going to sound! Is that usual practise?? I can't believe those snippets of conversation would stand up in court!
@@Mortthemoose and depp never sounds like the crazy one in all of them lmao. The man never put his hands on her. She was recording him slam cabinets and she didn't look nervous at all. She even laughed and smiled at the end of the video. She knew he wouldn't hit her. Crazy tried to ruin this guy. And all they got on him is he for drugs? Like wth amber does too lol. She sounds fucked up when she's trying to trigger johnny depp. She even shit in his bed and admitted to hitting him! Even cut his finger off dear god
Don't blame the lawyers. They HAVE to defend her to their best ability, and if she's literally got jack shit, how the fuck are you going to defend her? You'd be just as incompetent in trying to fight her case because you already know she's fucked and you can't make it easier for her or else you're fucked at the same time.
It’s really difficult to represent a “victim” when clearly is lying. The legal team is trying to take milk from rocks. The kind of questions are ridiculous.
Disbarred? For what? Their job is to protect their client and they're working with what they have. Which is very, very little. Out of curiosity I looked up Rottenborn and found out he's a pretty successful and generally well-respected attorney. But how the hell do you defend someone like Heard? All her team needs to do is create reasonable doubt about the abuse and the defamation falls through.
I should add that I am absolutely *not* an attorney and merely have a passing interest in the American legal system. This whole thing just doesn't come close to the worst lawyering I've seen and their line of questioning, while coming across as mean-spirited, makes sense as a strategy.
The fact Johnny and his team aren’t trying to interject just shows how her team is messing up. They are literally laughing at them in the clip
That’s what I thought. They could have objected: “objection, asked and answered” a million times during his testimony but they were smart to let that train wreck play out 😂
@@kristypickett4227 never interrupt your enemy when they are fucking up 🤣
But the defence Attorneys AH turd girls Attorneys are doing what they have been told to discuss ,even before they went in to the court room ..it's not the same as a criminal trial ..no where near the same completely different set up ..it's up to the defence Attorneys to object at every statement ,every witness statement that's not their own witness obviously ..not the same as it would be in a federal court for instance
How would they interject when it was recorded January 2021? Giant time stamp bottom right corner. And it's a deposition not a cross examination 🙄
@@huntsman145 I haven't paid much attention to this case, so I am just wondering, why was it recorded in Jan 2021?