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  • @mohitsharma9851
    @mohitsharma9851 3 года назад +45991

    Jay is determined to get job, and can pass any test to get one 😂

    • @Helpadoggoreachsubs
      @Helpadoggoreachsubs 2 года назад +6

      Hhhahahahaah
      ruclips.net/video/6gHfT68Yje4/видео.html

    • @noskin7290
      @noskin7290 2 года назад +1

      @JEÑÑY 🅥 ironic bot

    • @jelly5286
      @jelly5286 2 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @manojsahu-qy3ik
      @manojsahu-qy3ik 2 года назад +6

      What bout people having short height?

    • @mohitsharma9851
      @mohitsharma9851 2 года назад +4

      @@manojsahu-qy3ik for them there's plenty other options are available 😂

  • @aounabbas2258
    @aounabbas2258 2 года назад +10536

    No one's gonna talk about the news. The last line I would give a standing ovation if I could stand😂😂

  • @Smooka10
    @Smooka10 2 года назад +2853

    "and i start training"
    (breaks his leg)

    • @owo5732
      @owo5732 2 года назад +15

      You don’t?
      It helps motivate your leg to keep growing
      Wait that’s for some plants isn’t it

    • @YoItzSnow
      @YoItzSnow 7 месяцев назад +1

      theres actually a surgery where doctors break ur leg slightly and then pull them micrometres apart and eventually blood tissue will grow between them and ur height will increase slightly .

  • @mbari_b
    @mbari_b 2 года назад +3480

    LMAO I just realized the x ray is him kissing another person, that's why Sharon slaps him

    • @i-ate-bread
      @i-ate-bread 2 года назад +26

      Jay is a genius

    • @charlottet7379
      @charlottet7379 2 года назад +72

      Oh, I thought it was because he had placed an X-ray in their bedroom and she didn’t like being on hidden camera (normal, X-ray or otherwise) 😂 thank you for this comment. Made more sense 😄👍

    • @noel2414
      @noel2414 2 года назад +23

      No shit Sherlock

    • @XN_number1
      @XN_number1 2 года назад +34

      @@noel2414 Actually, some people didn’t spot that. Like me

    • @bill2805
      @bill2805 2 года назад +5

      @@noel2414 ?

  • @moonyoungcho3890
    @moonyoungcho3890 7 месяцев назад +2

    The wig got me laughing so hard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹

  • @nrkapa
    @nrkapa 2 года назад +10806

    Actually being tall, having short legs and big feet and hands and long arms is the best for swimming, so you already have at least two of those things

    • @shrishnas096
      @shrishnas096 2 года назад +284

      Its already too late 😞

    • @youwhatbewhat6597
      @youwhatbewhat6597 2 года назад +83

      @Xxjust a random RUclipsrxX kid this is youtube not reddit. You're in the wrong app

    • @hayato9428
      @hayato9428 2 года назад +12

      @@youwhatbewhat6597does it matter?

    • @youwhatbewhat6597
      @youwhatbewhat6597 2 года назад +31

      @@hayato9428 fam that's like saying it's normal it doesn't matter if you shit with the toilet seat up

    • @BroadcastingCN
      @BroadcastingCN 2 года назад +8

      @@youwhatbewhat6597 leave the fetus alone dude even his name is just a random RUclipsr and maybe he isn't

  • @BloxyCos
    @BloxyCos 2 года назад +3908

    This guy never fails to give hilarious plot twists

  • @artitronics
    @artitronics 2 года назад +850

    "I can't hear you, it's too dark in here" - Patrick Star

    • @xjk8977
      @xjk8977 2 года назад +2

      Bro...69 likes 👍

    • @christinageor8713
      @christinageor8713 4 месяца назад

      Hahahahahahahahahauhahahaahahahqhqhqhqhqhqh

  • @Azami0001
    @Azami0001 2 года назад +105

    "Who needs legs, when you have a wheelchair."
    - Sun Tzu

  • @retreatgrinch6343
    @retreatgrinch6343 2 года назад +40

    How do you come up with this content roflmao 🤣 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 please keep ‘em coming

  • @nrkapa
    @nrkapa 2 года назад +777

    You're built for swimming then, most highest level pro swimmers are tall, have a long torso, short legs, long arms and large feet and hands.

    • @Sweet_Like_A_Jack_Rose
      @Sweet_Like_A_Jack_Rose 2 года назад +35

      You commented too late 😞. He already hammered his leg

    • @BroadcastingCN
      @BroadcastingCN 2 года назад +8

      @@Sweet_Like_A_Jack_Rose no it's perfect opportunity for him that hammer actually help him
      Not by damaging himself
      But improving instantly

    • @ryantoarif
      @ryantoarif 2 года назад +5

      That's pinguin🐧

    • @karem246
      @karem246 2 года назад

      @@Sweet_Like_A_Jack_Rose then he will be a wheelchair swimmer 💀💀

  • @anuragnathyal5889
    @anuragnathyal5889 2 года назад +330

    You have a different type of humour 😂. And I love it.

  • @kimberlyd4552
    @kimberlyd4552 Месяц назад +1

    Oh my gosh, you crack me up dude. You are so intelligent and humorous. We love you Jay and Sharon.

  • @sourinbasu5277
    @sourinbasu5277 2 года назад +194

    I remember his video about interviewing with various companies and got an unpaid internship at Netflix for making their signature "dan daan" sound. Jay can do anything to get a job 😂

    • @CH-zp2rh
      @CH-zp2rh 2 года назад

      I haven’t seen the video you’re talking about, but pressuming you’re serious, he didn’t make the signature netflix sound, that was someone else

    • @sourinbasu5277
      @sourinbasu5277 2 года назад +1

      @@CH-zp2rh Of course he didn't *ACTUALLY* make the Netflix sound (in case that's what you thought I was implying). He merely edited it into the video

    • @sourinbasu5277
      @sourinbasu5277 2 года назад

      @@CH-zp2rh Here's the video in question:
      ruclips.net/video/VhXa1y8BOVM/видео.html

  • @pranaytomar2619
    @pranaytomar2619 2 года назад +81

    This guy has the best twists in stories

  • @Albescara
    @Albescara 2 года назад +106

    I legit let out a “no what the hell” when I saw him trying to break his leg

  • @Amigo0306
    @Amigo0306 23 дня назад +1

    It's so great that you found your vocation, I wish you good luck in sports and bright victories, break a leg

  • @nofbformeno8414
    @nofbformeno8414 Месяц назад

    This is why he and his family deserve over 7 million (and more) subscribers. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @laughlab07
    @laughlab07 2 года назад +115

    The x-ray part got me rolling for minutes 😂

    • @ishi7845
      @ishi7845 2 года назад +2

      Can you explain

    • @ruleralhotzz
      @ruleralhotzz 2 года назад

      @@ishi7845 the other one is not his wife...

    • @CH-zp2rh
      @CH-zp2rh 2 года назад +1

      @@ishi7845
      He’s kissing the radiologist

    • @guywitha_cat
      @guywitha_cat 2 года назад

      Me, hours.

    • @vegasskitty1516
      @vegasskitty1516 2 года назад

      ​@@ruleralhotzz but how do you know?

  • @nonyabusiness700
    @nonyabusiness700 2 года назад +51

    He's getting smarter with these sketch jokes
    😭🤌💯

  • @SLthomte
    @SLthomte 2 года назад +84

    This dude litterly got me laughing at 3:00AM
    Edit:tsym for the likes 🙂👌

    • @dhansirabanu184
      @dhansirabanu184 2 года назад +1

      And your whole family wakes up while you watching this video

  • @BugsAreCoolIGuess
    @BugsAreCoolIGuess 2 года назад +10

    At first I thought he was gonna imply the Paralympics is "easy" but then it was just about his height and it was great

  • @pieceofkurt1280
    @pieceofkurt1280 2 года назад +3

    "Daddy short legs"

  • @afcfan7182
    @afcfan7182 2 года назад +50

    6 Remember this: Whoever sows sparingly will also reap sparingly, and whoever sows generously will also reap generously. (‭‭2 Corinthians‬ ‭9‬‬:‭6‬ NIV)

  • @moonnuchamling9875
    @moonnuchamling9875 2 года назад +25

    Jay your idea, concept of ur videos are totally new, different, unique and extremely hilarious. So, its too refreshing to watch. Even though by now we all know to expect the twist at the end but still then it gets me each time😂. I dont know why, I feel like someday you are gonna shock us with real and serious video, with no expected unexpected twists and no funny humor at the end. Well, I hope and wish you all the best, Success, fame/popularity/Subs, money, blessings which you deserve it all for making us all laugh with ur creativity, totally new concept, new idea, uniqueness and unexpected hilarious videos, which are never done before👏👌💖🙏

  • @delpicsla65
    @delpicsla65 2 года назад +20

    Just proving if you work hard dreams do come true. Keep up the grind bro!

  • @thatzwhat
    @thatzwhat Месяц назад +3

    I laughed so hard at this I could barely catch my breath

  • @sadaomao7425
    @sadaomao7425 9 дней назад

    swapping to Shanon's feet to show short legs is genius 😂

  • @daltonb5133
    @daltonb5133 2 года назад +19

    The fact he tried to get in the van got me tripping

    • @priest9838
      @priest9838 2 года назад

      I knew someone had to see it 🤣🤣🤣

    • @priest9838
      @priest9838 2 года назад

      I knew someone had to see it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ALCkjjs.
    @ALCkjjs. 2 года назад +51

    Hahaha lol he never fail to entertain us

  • @MunirMatsuo
    @MunirMatsuo 2 года назад +24

    Dude, the twists are really good. I am always caught off guard

  • @justsubokay9258
    @justsubokay9258 2 года назад +4

    I like how his wife literally was about to slap him but he just cut the camera XD

  • @krishnasbeloveddevotee4224
    @krishnasbeloveddevotee4224 2 года назад +3

    Why nobody is talking about how soothing his voice is !

  • @BloxyCos
    @BloxyCos 2 года назад +64

    The humor is always on point 😂

  • @Myth_GGs
    @Myth_GGs 2 года назад +20

    Bruh I just got done laughing for like 5 mins

  • @lincolngondim
    @lincolngondim 2 года назад +43

    This is the funniest 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sangriad.938
    @sangriad.938 2 года назад +2

    I've never seen such humour before. Is this man genius? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @blueskin7377
    @blueskin7377 2 года назад +3

    You have inspired me that when things aren't working out to create a problem, but q problem where I would be able to take advantage. Thank you so much I'ma go break my fingers from my left hand. Then join a kids basketball team hopefully I can still score three pointers with my good right hand.

  • @Dazai3-gw1ie
    @Dazai3-gw1ie 26 дней назад

    " A perfect opportunity found me "😂😂

  • @daEbony_girl
    @daEbony_girl 4 месяца назад

    I love how calm his voice is

  • @thefiringsquadtfs6392
    @thefiringsquadtfs6392 2 года назад +25

    I'm glad, so far no one is offended for someone else.

    • @V34035
      @V34035 2 года назад

      I was reading through the comments to see some Karens here, but u got a point I haven't seen one
      Yet.

    • @thefiringsquadtfs6392
      @thefiringsquadtfs6392 2 года назад

      @@V34035 Yes.
      *Yet*

  • @thetraveller_17
    @thetraveller_17 2 года назад +13

    These are the type of videos and that consistency which earns you subscribers.

  • @noahbgelund2036
    @noahbgelund2036 3 года назад +59

    I love this.

  • @toniodivichi5749
    @toniodivichi5749 2 года назад

    That flinch though....They weren't acting.

  • @Wittechwonders
    @Wittechwonders Год назад +2

    So inspiring story i ever heard

  • @yashkamble6902
    @yashkamble6902 2 года назад +20

    Wow I loved this content it's so different and entertaining 😂❤️

  • @Klassic827
    @Klassic827 2 года назад +7

    “These shorts make my day 💙 “

  • @jocelynhsu129
    @jocelynhsu129 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Thomas said Jay's performance was "cray" and that he wouldve given him a standimg ovation if he could" 😂 The dedication

  • @Asta1555-e9k
    @Asta1555-e9k 4 дня назад

    Bro takes "break a leg" to another dimension

  • @rasgamer1213
    @rasgamer1213 2 года назад +75

    These shorts are so entertaining, they always make my days because 💕

  • @user-xl6xy9mw7g
    @user-xl6xy9mw7g 2 года назад +13

    Such as amazing stories bro!! I can’t stop laughing.🤣😂

    • @PJ_enjoyer
      @PJ_enjoyer 2 года назад

      You're so rude, you're laughing seeing this he went through so much pain, SO EMOTIONAL!!!!

  • @100the1st
    @100the1st 2 года назад +2

    I’m a really short woman with stupidly long legs, I can’t even wear shorts for my classes without getting dress coded

  • @TsumikiSlays
    @TsumikiSlays 9 месяцев назад

    “I have short legs and a ridiculously long torso”
    My first thought: Duncan from total drama island

  • @Kinsey_elkins
    @Kinsey_elkins 2 года назад +16

    I love how he used the 2019 Godzilla music for the video lmao 🤣 😂

  • @shimla.hospital
    @shimla.hospital 2 года назад +26

    You should love and accept as you are, you shouldn’t broke your legs for a job…! 🤔😢

    • @Sylde-0
      @Sylde-0 2 года назад +1

      Its a joke

    • @kyle2kyletroii612
      @kyle2kyletroii612 2 года назад +4

      there’s no way you think that’s real

    • @kyle2kyletroii612
      @kyle2kyletroii612 2 года назад +2

      like there’s literally no way you don’t see the joke are you even from earth

    • @mrman4271
      @mrman4271 2 года назад

      r/whoooosh

  • @Arttime729
    @Arttime729 2 года назад +3

    The way he wanted to break his foot I was like
    Me: OW I CAN FEEL IT

  • @cathyscotten7432
    @cathyscotten7432 Месяц назад

    The first job was crazy💀💀

  • @LalaPlays27
    @LalaPlays27 Год назад

    At first I thought his job would be a giraffe at the petting zoo…

  • @heheyeaaboii4358
    @heheyeaaboii4358 3 года назад +13

    Fuack this is dark lmao

  • @Danieldailyfacts
    @Danieldailyfacts 2 года назад +6

    ✨ These shorts are so entertaining

  • @godzillathepro5451
    @godzillathepro5451 2 года назад +11

    The fact Godzilla trailer is playing as the BGM makes me happy.

  • @trustgurure8108
    @trustgurure8108 8 месяцев назад

    In the animal kingdom we have the platypus, we have Jay😊

  • @sherwinjames5310
    @sherwinjames5310 6 месяцев назад

    If not anything else your plot twist is hilarious 😂

  • @panthera6750
    @panthera6750 2 года назад +10

    If your still doing the “Corner Job” I’ll take you on a cruise for $10

  • @independentclips5416
    @independentclips5416 2 года назад +21

    Makes me laugh 😂

  • @laserbeastjr
    @laserbeastjr 2 года назад +6

    As someone who needs a wheelchair to move around... This is fucking hilarious.

  • @TheAverageSeverideFan
    @TheAverageSeverideFan 2 года назад +1

    I like that part where he said “Stupidly long Torso

  • @meichellehuff4021
    @meichellehuff4021 2 года назад +2

    You are so good at this!!! You will always get a thumbs up from me!!

  • @ju789st5
    @ju789st5 2 года назад +4

    These shorts are so entertaining they always make my day better!💓

  • @erjolashuaipi745
    @erjolashuaipi745 2 года назад +13

    If I write longer in this , definitely I’ll be a Karen, but I’m just a child grown up with a parent in a wheelchair for all my life, so this makes me feel sad instead of finding it funny…

    • @shwandalethompson3361
      @shwandalethompson3361 2 года назад +3

      really? i’m so sorry that i couldn’t find a fuck to give

    • @optimusburrinktea562
      @optimusburrinktea562 2 года назад +4

      Cool story sorry your parents broke their legs and then had to deal with you but I hope you find peace soon

    • @stupi_ugli
      @stupi_ugli 2 года назад

      @@shwandalethompson3361 that's ok, keep looking. There's gotta be one around somewhere

    • @shwandalethompson3361
      @shwandalethompson3361 2 года назад

      @@stupi_ugli i think i might’ve found half of one under my car keys

    • @erjolashuaipi745
      @erjolashuaipi745 2 года назад

      @@shwandalethompson3361 u just gave one by writing this comment, didn’t u? 😊 have a happy life man ✌️

  • @wraeeee
    @wraeeee 3 года назад +12

    Why is it the opposite in my case

  • @steevehoyoufat9155
    @steevehoyoufat9155 2 года назад

    Hol'up.
    Hol'up.
    Wait a minute...
    Dude is 6'1 sitting down, 84 blocks, and almost would've gotten a standing ovation?!? Did I read that right? Spectacular!

  • @Hiya240
    @Hiya240 6 месяцев назад

    Bro got caught lacking

  • @ZoeCuiM
    @ZoeCuiM 2 года назад +8

    This is so dark 😱😱😱😱😱

  • @BeastCheapz
    @BeastCheapz 2 года назад +59

    Just want to say thank you for always bringing great content! I love these! ❤️

  • @tutel9496
    @tutel9496 2 года назад +1

    Bro driving a car like he's driving a tank

  • @KittyCat511
    @KittyCat511 2 года назад +1

    Jokes inside jokes inside jokes. 😂 his humor is *chef’s kiss*🤌🏻

  • @c.h.r.i.s.t.i.n
    @c.h.r.i.s.t.i.n 2 года назад +30

    These days you can also hack off your pencil and join the girls team.

    • @cocainekoh4764
      @cocainekoh4764 2 года назад +4

      needa drill in two other holes also

    • @a.kaushal8447
      @a.kaushal8447 2 года назад

      Lol yea

    • @c.h.r.i.s.t.i.n
      @c.h.r.i.s.t.i.n 2 года назад +4

      @@cocainekoh4764 actually, I think I wanna make a new kind of person and just have and be nothing. Then I can get all the jobs, win all the contests-tournies, get the best places to live, cars, and deals. And then I can turn around and sue everyone for not having a bathroom for my kind. The genderless.
      Hahaha I sure hope yall can tell I'm kidding. Holy smokes tho.... can you imagine what kind of havoc a person could reach? Lord have mercy!

    • @sunkk456
      @sunkk456 2 года назад

      @@c.h.r.i.s.t.i.n yea its crazy

    • @kippyips
      @kippyips 2 года назад

      that's not how it works but have fun thinking that way

  • @jpuy38
    @jpuy38 4 месяца назад

    Y'all really are the Funniest 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nirahana4832
    @nirahana4832 2 года назад +1

    No one talking about why the wife is mad

  • @younsrazkaoui8838
    @younsrazkaoui8838 3 года назад +4

    First comment keep up 😅😅😅😅
    I think I will do the same thing in volleyball

  • @munkhbaatarerdenetsolmon1714
    @munkhbaatarerdenetsolmon1714 10 месяцев назад +1

    Is no one's gonna talk about how well shaved his shin is? It's smoother than the legs of all girls I dated

  • @SigmaTruth351
    @SigmaTruth351 4 месяца назад

    Oh Jay... though, we appreciate your tenacity... please, get it tog

  • @GoatDawg
    @GoatDawg 2 года назад

    I like how the xray is of jay and his wife🤣🤣

  • @mikefreeman5053
    @mikefreeman5053 Год назад +1

    your comedy is on another level

  • @edomin1148
    @edomin1148 Год назад

    Getting a job as the tallest basketball player on wheelchair is a whole lot better than wearing a red wig, waiting for drivers to pick him up. 😅

  • @shakur_9671
    @shakur_9671 4 месяца назад

    Bro thanks for always keepin us entertained 😂

  • @kencer2860
    @kencer2860 2 года назад +2

    "an opportunity found me"😂👍

  • @bloxxdude
    @bloxxdude 10 месяцев назад

    On the newspaper, yao ming in chinese is 要命 expression used to say like 'ur crazy' basically 😂

  • @rehan3219
    @rehan3219 2 года назад +1

    Can we just appreciate that these shorts save our boredom everyday! ❤

  • @mooooosalman
    @mooooosalman 2 года назад

    What a plot twist bruh 😂😂

  • @amandadelrio7113
    @amandadelrio7113 9 месяцев назад

    Bro u wrong for this one..... I applaud it....happy holidays to you and the Mrs and baby Jayron yo!

  • @Ducky_VR1......
    @Ducky_VR1...... 2 месяца назад

    “and i start training”
    *gets disabled*

  • @v4mpurity
    @v4mpurity 2 года назад +2

    I thought I was the only one with short legs short arms and a long torso.💀

  • @randomico7632
    @randomico7632 2 года назад

    😂😂😂 Dude... I love your work

  • @stopsign960
    @stopsign960 2 года назад +1

    Dam bro built like a giraffe and a dwarf at the same time. So let's gift him some mushrooms

  • @alexdag8t358
    @alexdag8t358 2 года назад

    U always have creative funny videos haha

  • @siiziiveinaisaka3508
    @siiziiveinaisaka3508 2 года назад +1

    The fact that he actually used to play basketball 😂

  • @parasite178
    @parasite178 2 года назад

    when i see the X - ray and the feet 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @agril213d
    @agril213d 2 года назад +1

    You are good im not shocked with you are classic man