My god your comment is so accurate😂😂. I decided in my playthrough I was like “ok I’m going for gale, not astarion, I’m going for the guy who was generally morally upright the whole time” but then freaking astarion😂😂. I almost changed my mind after these lines
Tbh I find him very easy to resist when he’s in charm mode. It wasn’t until I got to know him a bit more and realised that oh shit this is his defence mechanism and he is just shit scared that my heart started melting and I really shifted how I was playing to, I’ve got to protect this man from himself and not just others from him.
@@aviendha1154Yeah, I mean spoilers if you haven’t played the game but he doesn’t mean any of this at this point. If you do an insight check, it says something like “the blank eyes, the clearly rehearsed lines…”
FR THOOO I've seen a lot on the internet and fancied many fictional men BUT THIS SASSY- I started quacking like a frog when i watched his romance route, devolved right back into monkey for a whole day 😂
I have smile lines like astarion and I used to think they were ugly but now I see EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET simping for this guy it made me realize that nobody really cares about smile lines.
sorry this is an old comment, but literally his smile lines and facial lines are what makes him soooo attractive to me! so happy you appreciate your features now, it really is so attractive on people
@@bellegold2303 We are, I know 😎 Truth be told, it's easier to empathize with people who was also used and traumatized by men, aka straight/bi girls x bi guys
My guy, flamboyant vampires have been the aesthetic since the beginning of the last century😂 also, behavior and personality like this is charming and sexy, you'd be surprised. I think guys underestimate how much girls can like someone who doesn't behave conventionally manly. As Astarion said once, it's about connection😏
@@laurajanco2i I mean, flamboyant it's the ancient way of saying fruity, but I don't feel like it's the same! Flamboyant feels like a stereotype made by straight people to foreshadow queerness, but fruityness feels like actually embracing your inner queer.
Well you can share a gf with him lol I think he allows you to hop around with others in camp forgot where I saw that think it was when halsin asks if he can be a lover idk it was a RUclips vid though
*BI PANIC* Fr though WHY IS NEIL SO GOOD AT VOICE ACTING HE’S NOT ONLY FRUITY BUT HE CAN RIZZ UP THE WOMEN TOO😭😭💙✌🏻 My Bisexual ass can’t handle this lmfao
Before I even started playing this game I told myself - we are not romancing him, he is too popular. Me now: romancing him in every playthrough. Can't resist him and there is so much more to him than meets the eye I can't!
Lmao "You enjoyed it, didn't you?" "I DIIIIDDD!!!!!" "You don't have to say a thing." *Immediately gasps and turns silent* Hahahah brooo lmao , you like "Understood!!"
I wish we could play as a full vampire (not a lord/lady nor spawn) just a vampire. It’d be interesting. Plus could astarion drink from us to become a full vampire as well….. than we could just kill cazador make him not become a lord but stay as a vampire with us
Me, who got rid of him for Wyll: in my defense, he kept disagreeing with the way I wanted to help the refugees… I also reset my game so I could make npcs happy 3,3
I got this game back when it released in EA because of Astarion it is now my favorite game of all time cause it is THAT GOOD....but Astarion was the selling point for me lmfao I recommend 🤌😂
The way this collection of pixels has me in a CHOKE HOLD is unreal 😔👌
genius comment!!!!! 😂😂😂
People are just a collection of molecules 💁
@@Kendurance TRUE 🤣
RIGHT
It’s CRAZY I don’t remember the last time I felt so much for a fictional man
Me everytime Astarion opens his mouth: "I WILL COMMIT WAR CRIMES FOR YOU"
This is too relatable 😭
AGREEEEEEEEED
Neil Newbon is a true talent of voice acting. I can't resist Astarion.
My god your comment is so accurate😂😂. I decided in my playthrough I was like “ok I’m going for gale, not astarion, I’m going for the guy who was generally morally upright the whole time” but then freaking astarion😂😂. I almost changed my mind after these lines
Tbh I find him very easy to resist when he’s in charm mode. It wasn’t until I got to know him a bit more and realised that oh shit this is his defence mechanism and he is just shit scared that my heart started melting and I really shifted how I was playing to, I’ve got to protect this man from himself and not just others from him.
@@aviendha1154Yeah, I mean spoilers if you haven’t played the game but he doesn’t mean any of this at this point. If you do an insight check, it says something like “the blank eyes, the clearly rehearsed lines…”
Karlach is just in the back lime.
"My, is it hot in here?"
hotter than Avernus*
Ironic with the fact she's literally on fire
The thing that made me fall in love with Astorian is you can actually call him on his fakeish seductiveness and he APPROVES!
“What if I told you I love you?”
“You’d be lying.”
“It’s a beautiful lie though, isn’t it?” 😈
If I wasn’t so into Wyll I stg
Oh, is it when he used his favorite lines at you? I've been knee-deep in Astarion content and want more.
The pure panic at every line 😂
😂
I love how Astarion never stops talking while she's just absolutely losing her sh*t and hyperventilating. It's so funny.🤣
This man had me squeaking so hard I was coughing and struggling to breath LMAO
Almost fell off my fucking chair
FR THOOO
I've seen a lot on the internet and fancied many fictional men BUT THIS SASSY-
I started quacking like a frog when i watched his romance route, devolved right back into monkey for a whole day 😂
@@dezyxiesweep5982"quacking like a frog" 😭🤣🤣🤣
@@dezyxiesweep5982 YOURE MAKING MY LAUGHING WORSE HELP
The sounds I was making during this conversation were NOT HUMAN! THIS MAN! I SWEAR!
I have smile lines like astarion and I used to think they were ugly but now I see EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET simping for this guy it made me realize that nobody really cares about smile lines.
You are amazing just as you are ♡ I'm glad you were able to see that your smile lines are attractive aswell 😊
It just means you've smiled a lot, which is always beautiful in my opinion. Also it makes perfect sense with his cheekiness to have smile lines
sorry this is an old comment, but literally his smile lines and facial lines are what makes him soooo attractive to me! so happy you appreciate your features now, it really is so attractive on people
Smile lines mean youve jad something to smile about, my love.
I'm really glad a bi/fruity guy can make gals this speechless, this gives my fellow fruity bisexual guys a spark of hope 😂
Honestly bisexual guys are the best
@@bellegold2303 We are, I know 😎
Truth be told, it's easier to empathize with people who was also used and traumatized by men, aka straight/bi girls x bi guys
My guy, flamboyant vampires have been the aesthetic since the beginning of the last century😂 also, behavior and personality like this is charming and sexy, you'd be surprised.
I think guys underestimate how much girls can like someone who doesn't behave conventionally manly.
As Astarion said once, it's about connection😏
Oh, we don't need hope, we have our power confirmed very often 😂
@@laurajanco2i I mean, flamboyant it's the ancient way of saying fruity, but I don't feel like it's the same! Flamboyant feels like a stereotype made by straight people to foreshadow queerness, but fruityness feels like actually embracing your inner queer.
I swear to god this mans voice actor AWAKENS something in me i never knew i needed so badly O_O
His name is Neil Newbon and he's sooo talented! ❤❤
@@ChaosGeschreiAbspann hes great, i love his enthusiasm
@@nunpho true! ♥
Neil Newbon. He's awesome too as Heisenberg in Resident Evil 8!
@@AdhanLeo yeah, really liked him in this role as well XD
He always does an amazing job
I had the same reaction lmao. I was genuinely blushing.
And the hilarious part is that I'm a lesbian.
What is this man doing to me 😅
His bisexual energy is unstoppable 😂
Well you can share a gf with him lol I think he allows you to hop around with others in camp forgot where I saw that think it was when halsin asks if he can be a lover idk it was a RUclips vid though
Currently I'm dating him and Halsin. Halsin stating that he hopes one day all THREE of us can share a bed together
god I thought I was the only one
Twinky feminine bisexual men always cause an exception for the lesbians lmao
I just started playing this game and I can't stop squealing like a fangirl every time this man is on my screen.
Yep, plenty of us felt the same.
The voice actor has the rizz buff on his voice
Newbon always has the rizz anyway 😆
Astarion has the Rizz and we all know it~
I love how the other companions just stand there during this 😂😂😂
Ma'am, you give off 12 year old reading Twilight vibes. 😂
That's what that pixelated vampire specimen does to people
Eww, twilight? 🤢 Hardly
Lmao. I love that you had the exact same reactions I did 😂
Same for me :-D
Me too. And the scene After this conversation … 😮😳🫣😵😬
who doesnt have this reaction at this point? XD
And then Karlach’s just standing there like 👁️👄👁️
Knew it 😂. Knew your reaction gonna squee like a fangirl 🤣
Fuck me...Astarion is just...*chef's kiss*
This was also me. I almost threw my headphones off my head because i was so like AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am so gladf I decided to stream it for the full release first playthrough to catch reactions like this hahaha :D
I like how karlach was just standing there like 😶
Player reaction is basically what happens in Tav's mind'
'You enjoyed it, didn't you ?' *YES*
The overwhelmed spazzing,,, SAME
So many women are like.
OH ASTARION IM YOUR SANDWICH BITE INTO ME!!!..."
These days.
lol
:D
hahahaha 😂 for once we don't wanna make the sandwich we wanna be it lmfao
I honestly really really wanted to have a romance with shadowheart... but I couldn't resist this vampire XD I couldn't...
@@melekbasri1575 Another play through then. Lol I can’t choose between Shadowheart and Karlac.
@@melekbasri1575 hahaha welcome to the Club :D
@@florenmage exactly :D it broke my heart to reject karlach 🥲
Dear Lord, with the way he talks, you'd almost think that he was a bard and not a rogue.
The green girl honestly got me for a loop and I said yes. Apparently sex with a gith leaves you very sore after.
It's not sex, its a warrior mating ritual 😂
I never ever had a real crush for fictional people, but THIS MAN he fricking got me I have a crush
I can tell you loved the Twilight books 😂
👀
Astrian is far better written than any of those books though
🐀🐀?
Your reactions are exactly the way i feel hearing this man omg
the way you are visibly reacting and then just shout “I DIIIIIID” just had me rolling lmao 😂
One word from this man and I'm giggling and flushin what the actual fuck
GOD DAMN MAN HOLY HELLFIRE WHO WROTE THESE LINES?
Your reactions are so real I was right there with you!!
i did not manage to hold it together the first time i got this dialogue i'm so mf gay for this man
Me every time Gale or Halsin say anything remotely flirty 🤯🥰🤭
Yeah this was.....it was something......something truly dangerous. I'll never be the same after this.
"She's out of breath" must be something like this
I am a completely straight man... astarion still makes me panic
It's a mixture of great character writing and perfect voice casting for the role.
Jesus christ that voice acting is too good the rizz meter is at 11
The way my character would be immediately turned on😂😂😂
Damn your character look real pretty 😮❤❤😂
These facial expressions give me joy))) I imagine I look the exact same when he talks like this.
*casually breaks the fourth wall*
You give a character Neil Newbon’s voice there’s no need for other characters💀
It was awkward playing this part around my spouse…. Man, this game just has the most frantic bi energy and I’m all the way here for it.
in my first playthrough i was a stupid stupid little kitten and i was so down bad for him that i let him keep drinking and i DIED
If you resurrect yourself you can punch him in the nose for it 😂
@@Dorklina i wasted a revival scroll for him 😭 I did punch him fr!!!!
DAMN! I'm learning some new things about myself with this game
I fainted when Astarion said this to my Tav. Gods i love him so much! And your reaction is all of our reactions! I love it! You're adorable!
Him saying all that right in front of the other companions is foul lmao
Off topic but your skin is beautiful omg
And I oooooooop!!!!!!
Bout fell of my chair!!!! This clever man has way with his words!!!
😵💚
Also your character looks so beautiful!!!
I screamed out "Sir that's anxiety😅" 🤣🤣🥰🥰
When I say I died
If I was a young lady on the dating scene and a guy pulled out any of these lines I would just 😵💕
Cis het men: "Man, it's so difficult to figure out what women want. Such mysterious creatures."
What women want:
Me and her are making the same noises while listening to the hot broody vampire elf boi 🔥
I got the downstairs tingle 🤤
PLEASE this was my reaction too 😂 it feels validating to know I’m not the only one who is down bad for this bundle of pixels
-fanning myself dramatically- oh my I think i’m getting faint 😂
*BI PANIC* Fr though WHY IS NEIL SO GOOD AT VOICE ACTING HE’S NOT ONLY FRUITY BUT HE CAN RIZZ UP THE WOMEN TOO😭😭💙✌🏻 My Bisexual ass can’t handle this lmfao
He looks like the Duke from the Barbie Princess and the Pauper
Lmfao and with everybody in the background too 😂
This reminds me of when I played Dragon Age and Alistair romanced the eff outta me.
So hawt!...
You emote for all of us 😂❤
Before I even started playing this game I told myself - we are not romancing him, he is too popular. Me now: romancing him in every playthrough. Can't resist him and there is so much more to him than meets the eye I can't!
My exact reaction
Karlach in the background: 🫤
😂😂😂
i wish i was a pixel gurl in his world :(
Astarion master of RIZZ
What a MOOD
Also a big Astarion simp here 👋
Hello
How do I get here? This is how my character feels about the bites and she needs to get called out 😂🥵
Your Tav is SO INCREDIBLY CUTE! Have you posted her character deets?
Ma’am I need to watch your play through 😂❤ I also need this game 🥲
Love this and all the comments. Adorable!
the fact their is not an option for your chara to start screaming and be like PLS STOP TALKING!!, THE ANSWER IS YES BUT PLS STOP
Just about everything this guy says and does damn near has me spontaneously combusting...
Lmao
"You enjoyed it, didn't you?"
"I DIIIIDDD!!!!!"
"You don't have to say a thing."
*Immediately gasps and turns silent*
Hahahah brooo lmao , you like "Understood!!"
Your face is so red 😂
I’m not gay, but his efforts to seduce my character are working on me.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who swoons over fictional men still
The panic I feel when I realize I’m a lesbian
I’m honestly right there with you 😂 Astarion may have unlocked feelings I didn’t know existed
your reaction is priceless, xDDD
Priminger if he slayed
He has too much rizz, he is no longer allowed to exist!
He rejected my male fighter 😢. I just made a cleric tiefling to romance gale now😅
I just love all of these shorts of women simping hard for Astarion, because it makes me feel less weird about my own simping for Astarion 😂
Get rizzed up, bro!
You are so funny :D
Oh my god, I'm gonna end up buying this game, aren't I?
Same here. I'm saving right now... This guy, oh my god 😵
Literally my reaction to it aswell
I'm so happy that they are making games that apparently are more pleasing for women.
Its about damn time!
I wish we could play as a full vampire (not a lord/lady nor spawn) just a vampire. It’d be interesting. Plus could astarion drink from us to become a full vampire as well….. than we could just kill cazador make him not become a lord but stay as a vampire with us
Me, who got rid of him for Wyll: in my defense, he kept disagreeing with the way I wanted to help the refugees…
I also reset my game so I could make npcs happy 3,3
I’m still debating if I want a romance with him or not. I want a romance with shadow heart but I hear she doesn’t like to share lmao
So…. Who else was like “Baldur’s Whatever” and now plans to go buy this game? 😅
I got this game back when it released in EA because of Astarion it is now my favorite game of all time cause it is THAT GOOD....but Astarion was the selling point for me lmfao I recommend 🤌😂