When he was talking about sitting on Zack’s lap I was silently like “no...... you’ll start something you won’t be able to get out of......... PLEASE STOP BEFORE THE WRITERS COME-“
Wouldn't it be "how awkward I am"? Because the point is to be ultra specific so you can't choose which parts to have apply context to or else it misses the point of the joke
Try antibiotic first, then lower fever naturally with ice packs and moist towels/compress. If you sweat a lot take shower with not too hot water, tea also helps. Get better soon m8 👍
I feel like once Robin did an r/cursedcomments video and said “Hey everybody, it’s Robin, and this video is *robin* me of my soul.” I hope that happened, or does happen in some alternate timeline.
Day 64 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks -r/BreadStapledToTrees -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
2:46 Fun fact: In Hocus Pocus, during the scene where Thackory Binx catches the Sanderson sisters killing his sister, Emily can be seen fidgeting, even though she is supposed to be dead.
@@thedominion4626 man I saw u commenting on another post about this, you do know they legit live together and Robin has came out as bisexual SEVERAL TIMES, uh yeah... that’s it
So I adopted a 15 year old and I know I’m a bit young to adopt but this man was living in the streets in a West Virginia winter and so I teach him all the stuff he needs to know for his grade and put him in school the next year rolls around and it’s his birthday (we made it his adoption day because we don’t know his real birthday) I being taught by my 5 star baker step mother made him a cake and this man has never had a cake and when he tasted it he broke down crying because it was so good and I got him gifts I mean he has been feed by me I cook for him dinners and they aren’t bad but he loves cake and I am teaching him how to cook this was so emotional for me seeing my boy and my homie being so happy over cake
Rats, in the wild, can indeed live up to 2 years. Domestic rats can live 3+ years. As Remy could be considered domesticated (ie protected from predators, readily available water/food/shelter) it's plausible that he could live for longer than the average wild rat. Also, we have to take into consideration that during his lifetime he'll have also likely taught at least some of his family what he knows and that knowledge will, presumably, be handed down through each 2-3 year generation. On top of that, the bistro is also ran by Linguini and Colette (who is a bona-fide chef). The investment is actually quite solid. /uselesscontemplation
i just imagine robin sitting on zach's lap the entire time. and zach is just quietly chuckling as robin makes a funny joke. i must go write this fan fiction now
someone: procrastinators don't get stuff done me who just procrastinated and used the adrenalin from not being able to get the stuff done to get it done: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
6:35 I love the fake fall thing, I can like make it feel like I’m doing flips and spinning upside down, I just close my eyes and imagine lying down on a spinning metal slab.
"Remember when bugs bunny shot someone because they wouldn't stop coughing?" Remember when Doctors when doctors didn't commit murder when anyone started coughing?
15:57 Personally, I agree with the immune system. You don't really need a pill for your fever. If it isn't that severe, just bear with it throughout the day. You'll know when you need a pill for your fever once you experience a severe fever (you can't even focus on anything and just wanna lay in bed. And you'd feel cold, even though the AC and the fan in your room isn't on)
I feel that at 13:25 whenever I'm trying to mess with just about anything Linux. Like 90% of the time I forget that I need to use sudo for file operations in /usr/local/lib and whatnot lol
14:24 for online school I've been procrastinating so bad I've been behind several months for a while but recently I spent 2 days catching all the way up because I don't want to fail
Actually, from what I've read, that random falling sensation when you're sleeping is known as a Hypnic Jerk. It is, as the name suggests, quite startling. Not for the faint of heart.
Next time someone sits in my lap i will constantly scream and say they are heavy to make them self-conscious and I will sit there laughing in my head thinking OMFG GATTTEEEMM!
13:07 - Try to bust the door open. - It's hopeless. - Will we even find the keys? ⬅️ What I think will happen: Let's try to find the keys How the characters respond: Giving up already? Me: No! And then there was - (Option didn't say this, but I forget what it did say) - Let's ram a truck into it! ⬅️ - Let's steal the statue. The characters: What are you mad Max all of a sudden? Me: Right, I forgot they don't really like the joke options that much.
When you find out that amber heard is in the movie but Johnny depp isn’t even though amber heard is clearly the abuser: Ernie prepares to commit a hate crime
6:30 fun fact: this is known as a hypnic jerk. Basically, your brain thinks that you’re falling asleep too fast and to make sure you’re not dying it jacks up your heart rate and blood pressure until your muscles spasm. You then wake up while you’re midair from said spasm.
I think I already know the song I'd listen to if I have 6 minutes left to live. It's a song that whenever it comes up I can never skip. I don't know why but I fell in love with this 10 minute song that anytime I listen I feel like 10 minutes didn't even pass. It's incredible. Damn Coldplay! You did something good again!
11:40 random guy friend: *tells me to sit on his lap* me, who is afraid of anything sexual towards me: *panic* i remember i’m a guy: *calm* i remember he’s bi: *P A N I C*
11:07 i have a better thing to be focused on in the scene when Remy smells the soup from the janitor and gages, in real life, rates cant gage, so the soup smelt so bad that it broke space and time itself
![Kodak Black - Catch Fire [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/A4ch-olIuZo/mqdefault.jpg)
The amount of malice in Robin's voice during the first meme proves plenty about his school life
Why dose this have no replies but its at the top
There was so much malice in Robins voice that The Jam made a song about it and named a town after it
Yes
Doesn’t that happens to everyone
Yes
Isn't it great to imagine that robin is just a big bird behind the mic reading memes off his laptop and manoeuvring the mouse with his feet
Why did you get me to think that
It's hard to think that when you've seen pictures of him on his Twitter profile.
@@awesomestyles shhhh just use your imagination
What are you talking about he is
He just doesn't want admit it
Quick, change the comment and put it in the comment section of the comment he’s gonna get you for finding out
When he was talking about sitting on Zack’s lap I was silently like “no...... you’ll start something you won’t be able to get out of......... PLEASE STOP BEFORE THE WRITERS COME-“
*shudders*
*evil chuckling intensifies*
Too late- I can see them already coming, the wattpad and smut writers
Also can someone please tell me what is between him and Zach Bc rn all I’m getting as is they’re gay...am I correct?
@@themoonchild7302 OH NO
Idk why but Robin is my favorite narrator other than Damien of course
Yessss
Ye
We need Damien back
That's facts
agreed
Pic on vid: "Blanket but thicc"
Robin: "Blanket, but NICE"
Me: *visible confusion*
Both.
_Both is good._
YES THANK YOU GOOD LORD
@@ataphelicopter5734 yes
Are they seriously censoring thicc now
@@BinglesP I think he just misread it
Damn, did Robin just call us procrastinators stupid, you know what, I'm gonna call him out,
Nah, I'll do that later
IRONIC
Underrated comment
Underrated comment
@@dislike2092 r/woosh
@@THEVadenK what
Therapist: “No, you can’t hear written words”.
Me: Dodgeball
Creeper awe man
_Keyboard_
@@shepswool *Mechanical keyboard*
*R U N*
THX
0:08 I've a feeling that Robin's had experience w/ these teachers.
Who hasn't honestly :/
No one1
@@alicenotangel1923 I haven't... yet.
@@awesomestyles lucky
I've a feeling that Robin's had 'experience' with these teachers.
2:49 Robin’s laugh here makes my day every time I hear it. I just LOVE his little bursts of laughter.
0:35
*"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"*
Yes
@@LunastormMusic a
@@leoflores7025 b
@@Rhakjellg c
@kim e
Orange is:
A: a colour
B: a fruit
The answer is "a colour" because otherwise the question would be "An orange is"
thanks
Yes.
yes
No.
Nouns don't require articles.
0:16 *Bokuto?*
lmaooooo
I kept thinking about him😂
@@soap_eater4517 peridot from su
@@tetraploid5000 greetings clod
oYa?
When someone in 2020 talks about 2019: Advancement made: [Those were the days]
H
Haha
Bastion acheievement?
@@justtaylor8204 H
@@justtaylor8204 H
When you lie to your parents by telling them you finished your homework and they ask to see it...
*_Current Objective: Survive._*
@Justin Y. Impersonator gl man ima do the same thing im failing 3 classes
@Justin Y. Impersonator gl man ima do the same thing im failing 3 classes
I will try to update
@Justin Y. Impersonator oof good luck
@@ReyHighlight lol same
Robin: till this day no one will hire me
Emkay: i’m about to start this mans whole career
me in 2019: ugh this year sucked, i cant wait for next year
me in 2020 looking back at 2019: *sobs*
2019 what? BaNaNaS
ApPlEs?!
@@starREI_jumii PINEAPPLES?
GrAiNs Of SaNd????
OrAnGeS?!?
"Don't tell me _how awkward I am"_
Me: how awkward you are
...you are evil
Heheh. I know I am.
Wouldn't it be "how awkward I am"? Because the point is to be ultra specific so you can't choose which parts to have apply context to or else it misses the point of the joke
@seraphim no, I got the joke, it's just that they did the joke the wrong way :)
R/MadLads
"This year has gone by incredibly quick, maybe that's what being locked in the house will do to ya."
Us introverts: *laughs in Spanish*
That’d be true, but we’re too stupid to get to it
Exploding head syndrome is awful, I swear a full grown adult man was yelling in my ear and it scared me so bad.
Me:gets fever
Me:eats medicine to cool my fever*
The infection: RISE
Try antibiotic first, then lower fever naturally with ice packs and moist towels/compress.
If you sweat a lot take shower with not too hot water, tea also helps.
Get better soon m8 👍
The infection be like: *it's time my friends to rise again*
2:50 I F*cking sweaqr man, Robin's laugh is equal to my dad's...
...
_WAIT-_
He went to get milk and ended uo at emkay
I feel like once Robin did an r/cursedcomments video and said “Hey everybody, it’s Robin, and this video is *robin* me of my soul.” I hope that happened, or does happen in some alternate timeline.
You too?
“what’s throbbin’, I’m robin.”
@@D9LTA oh my-
omg i thot this was 23 years ago T^T lmao
@George Wolter srry that was my girlfriend
I like to imagine that all the voice
people of EmKay are really all the
same person just doing impressions
Damien leaving is just when the narrator decided to take pills
@@stupiderandunnecessarier exactly. Maybe they don't know
they're the same person.. 🤔
the only way we can know is a face reveal
two personalities?
@@coralysmain2194lexi has a channel called thelexikitty if you wanna see their face
"As someone who grew up Mormon..."
Me: **raises eyebrows**
Bruh, me too
I also grew up Mormon, In fact, I still am.
@@mudkipmaster42 Me as well.
I was mormon until I was like 7 so didn't really grow up but I do live in Utah
same
still am
Day 64 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/ihadastroke
-r/sbubby
-r/trippinthroughtime
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/Wellthatsucks
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
Yes
Yeah, I miss r/ihadastroke
Take my like
stop it with bread stapled to trees it's not funny
I saw you on day 17 of you doing this and I still agree with everything. good to see ur still doing it lol
robin: "hey hey hey"
me an intellectual: "an owl-"
Haikyuu
*"HEY HEY HEY!"*
IM GLAD I WASNT THE ONLY ONE-
2:46
Fun fact:
In Hocus Pocus, during the scene where Thackory Binx catches the Sanderson sisters killing his sister, Emily can be seen fidgeting, even though she is supposed to be dead.
"95 what? Apples? Bananas?"
"95 universes consumed by joe mama"
oh
95 reasons that was a terrible joke
@@jadenmartinez323 95 reasons you have a terrible sense of jokes
Damn that's thicc af
@@uplandliam1 95 lawsuits for the psychological abuse from that joke
Schools when someone bullies someone into depression: *I sleep*
Schools when the victim hits back: *rEaL sHiT*
lmao you said it better
Too fucking true...
They need to manage their system better.
More like: yOu ShOuLdN't HaVe HiT bAcK aNd RePoRtEd It To A tEaChEr
@@mantzooo and when you report it the teacher's like: "gO tO dEtEnTiOn bOtH oF yOu"
Sometimes its not even reported.
Why is it that every goddamn time Robin says “hey it’s me, Robin!” I imagine him saying “hey hey hey! It’s me Robbin, what’s poppin?”
Dude, the falling sensation when you're about to fall asleep is just you falling through the map because your dream loaded too slowly.
"Is that a transformer in your pocket? Oh god it's not, oh god what's wrong with you, why am I here?"
Gay jokes
....Considering there’s so many, I’m starting to suspect you-know-what.
@@thedominion4626 man I saw u commenting on another post about this, you do know they legit live together and Robin has came out as bisexual SEVERAL TIMES, uh yeah... that’s it
Keep up the good work guys, I just came here to to calm down after a mental break down (I think I'm depressed) and you guys always cheer me up
E
So I adopted a 15 year old and I know I’m a bit young to adopt but this man was living in the streets in a West Virginia winter and so I teach him all the stuff he needs to know for his grade and put him in school the next year rolls around and it’s his birthday (we made it his adoption day because we don’t know his real birthday) I being taught by my 5 star baker step mother made him a cake and this man has never had a cake and when he tasted it he broke down crying because it was so good and I got him gifts I mean he has been feed by me I cook for him dinners and they aren’t bad but he loves cake and I am teaching him how to cook this was so emotional for me seeing my boy and my homie being so happy over cake
This is enough to make a grown man cry.😢
Thank you I needed this
if he was 15 wouldn't he already have a fake bday if he didn't know the real one?
This is an adorable comment, but there is nothing in here related to the video.
I thought this will be a r/holup story
“What would you do in this situation?”
Me, a fan of Monster Hunter: *Slays the gold crown lavasioth, saving the world.*
One shot fatalis gs ez clap
Just call team darkside at this point
*Grabs Fricking Light Speed Dual Blades*
Me, who plays BIOMUTANT: *reunite the tribes and destroy the world eaters with a piece of wood!*
Me, a realistic human being: *dies*
Rats, in the wild, can indeed live up to 2 years. Domestic rats can live 3+ years. As Remy could be considered domesticated (ie protected from predators, readily available water/food/shelter) it's plausible that he could live for longer than the average wild rat. Also, we have to take into consideration that during his lifetime he'll have also likely taught at least some of his family what he knows and that knowledge will, presumably, be handed down through each 2-3 year generation. On top of that, the bistro is also ran by Linguini and Colette (who is a bona-fide chef). The investment is actually quite solid.
/uselesscontemplation
1:22 Introverts: Now you know our secret and why we love staying at home.
Can confirm
When the teacher almost caught you cheatting so you hit em with the: 🤔
Cheating*
@@exceptionallyriso oops-typo
@@user-dw1es8nk2l still wrong
@@user-dw1es8nk2l cheating*
Guys stop correcting people it makes you look like a toilet paper hoarder
Robin: what possible witty responses could people reply to this question?
Also Robin: **makes witty response**
i just imagine robin sitting on zach's lap the entire time. and zach is just quietly chuckling as robin makes a funny joke.
i must go write this fan fiction now
lmao
No plz don't
Just don't
@@helmsdottie why are you scared of the truth?
If it’s gay I’d read it
Teacher: 90 what? app-
Me: shut.
ho hoooo! tell her!
Silence, mortal.
Nah, Nah, Nah, your taking the wrong approach on this. Just say 90 space shuttles in the middle of the universe
When he said "hey hey hey"
I went bokuto is that you!?! You really sounded like him in that moment
Emkay: uploads
Me: alright depression come back another hour
You just give me a memory in the past about me entering another classroom
You are 8 minutes ahead of me on this video. You are welcome for the rando fact
did the kids stare at you like you were an alien...that happened to me-
Not just you
Robin is... ROBBIN my heart! Alright, I'll see myself off. L-ater!
someone: procrastinators don't get stuff done
me who just procrastinated and used the adrenalin from not being able to get the stuff done to get it done: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
Same
10:26 so we’re just gonna ignore the fact that their name is emkay mlp
Yeah just noticed that
image it was actually emkay tho
then emkay would be on emkay
meta
14:18 “an object in motion stays in motion”- Isaac Newton
“An object that’s stupid… well you know the rest”- Robin.
And no we don’t, we’re stupid
"Goldfish Monster" Bruh, Lavasioth didn't go Z Mode just to be disrespected like this.
Poor lavasioth, he did not ask for all this
who is Lavasioth?
@@spiritravenheart1335 a monster from monster hunter (video game)
@@Chichae ah I see, thank you
I can only imagine that that lavasioth is just tired of being referred to as lesser plesioth.
when someone says ur mom: I have achieved comdy
Ur mom
11 year olds on multiplayer online games be like:
Robin sounds so happy in this video- fr his laughs are incredible XD
Guys, did you realize how many times Robin make gay jokes about Zach.
Wait a minute...
Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Hol- up-
I wouldn’t doubt it
H o l y
*Hm..*
Me: see people arguing about best narrator
Emkay is Emkay
Gonna hope that Robin actually thinks chubby is cute so there's at least SOMEONE.
(14:01)
Me: skipping ahead
Robin: I know you only want to hear me talk about the memes
Me: goes back
Your "Hey Hey Hey" is better than Bokuto's, Change my Mind.
It is the same to me.
There both equally the best 😌
slowly shows yagami yato patreon cuz she the queen of bokuto's hey hey hey
6:35 I love the fake fall thing, I can like make it feel like I’m doing flips and spinning upside down, I just close my eyes and imagine lying down on a spinning metal slab.
Everyone:😀 *1 minute ago* everyone trying to think of funny in pressure:😃
"Remember when bugs bunny shot someone because they wouldn't stop coughing?"
Remember when Doctors when doctors didn't commit murder when anyone started coughing?
this is just a train wreck of a sentence.
15:57 Personally, I agree with the immune system. You don't really need a pill for your fever. If it isn't that severe, just bear with it throughout the day. You'll know when you need a pill for your fever once you experience a severe fever (you can't even focus on anything and just wanna lay in bed. And you'd feel cold, even though the AC and the fan in your room isn't on)
4:14
They actually used a Lavasioth (one of the easiest to fight monsters in monster hunter in my opinion) to symbolise the apocalypse
When robin introduced himself he sounded like the anime “hey hey hey!”.
Hey hey hey
Who wants to play
Robin reading “nice” instead of “thicc” is just interesting
Low key, this is one of my favorite subreddits that they do :3
4:24 Here's what to do: It's a Lavisioth from Monster Hunter, wall shot it into the moon
The intro: "Hey hey hey-"
My weeb mind: BOKUTO--
Oya oya oya 🤌
I don’t get it
@@tanaflowers9615 It’s anime meme
@@objectsthativeshovedupmyar6717 yeah
Nah weeb
Emkay always posts when I have to wake up, so I always of a morning dose of Emkay, thank you
2:12 I think it’s supposed to say blanket but thick
It does. It says "blanket but thicc." Oddly enough, I also read it as "blanket but nice" for a second.
@@superiorserperior5937 bruh I read it as thice
Not sure why but Robin’s laugh is enough to make me laugh
I feel that at 13:25 whenever I'm trying to mess with just about anything Linux. Like 90% of the time I forget that I need to use sudo for file operations in /usr/local/lib and whatnot lol
14:24 for online school I've been procrastinating so bad I've been behind several months for a while but recently I spent 2 days catching all the way up because I don't want to fail
6:29 the sleep fall thing happens to me so much I just ignore it. It’s not even scary just wakes you up a but
13:50 Are we not gonna talk about how the picture of the livingroom is already hang up when the picture was made?
Actually, from what I've read, that random falling sensation when you're sleeping is known as a Hypnic Jerk. It is, as the name suggests, quite startling. Not for the faint of heart.
Next time someone sits in my lap i will constantly scream and say they are heavy to make them self-conscious and I will sit there laughing in my head thinking OMFG GATTTEEEMM!
This person right here Jesus
I hope a mosquito stops you from sleeping tonight
I got a ad when he was saying nice and it sounded like he said the n word.
What n word? Never? No? Network? Netflix?
* you know the word. The forbidden word.*
This black person certainly knows.
@@janjuraj jokes on you i got a pass.
netflix.
@@gamingpizza9999 you are now now on the watchlist of the 14 year old white girls
@@meganbenson1478 I'm 11 and male.... i might be adopted.
Since Damien left I didn't think I'd find a narrator I liked just as much. Robin is now my new favorite on this channel ☺️
"Its not because of Covid, Its just because I suck."
This is the description of my life...
13:07
- Try to bust the door open.
- It's hopeless.
- Will we even find the keys? ⬅️
What I think will happen: Let's try to find the keys
How the characters respond: Giving up already?
Me: No!
And then there was
- (Option didn't say this, but I forget what it did say)
- Let's ram a truck into it! ⬅️
- Let's steal the statue.
The characters: What are you mad Max all of a sudden?
Me: Right, I forgot they don't really like the joke options that much.
When you find out that amber heard is in the movie but Johnny depp isn’t even though amber heard is clearly the abuser:
Ernie prepares to commit a hate crime
*cover up
*somethings wrong, I can feel it*
4:30 me: hey isn’t that lavisioth from the franchise known as monster hunter huh neat
The monster hunter video game franchise? Ahhh the one with hit console and pc game monster hunter world?
1:57. Cmoooonnnn yip yip!
WHY WONT YOU FLYYYYY
2:02
It says “blanket but thicc” not “blanket but nice” but same thing
6:30 fun fact: this is known as a hypnic jerk. Basically, your brain thinks that you’re falling asleep too fast and to make sure you’re not dying it jacks up your heart rate and blood pressure until your muscles spasm. You then wake up while you’re midair from said spasm.
2:58 Some people can't wear mask over sensory problems with autism or if they have trouble breathing. So sometimes people can't really help it.
4:30 "Goldfish Monster" excuse me sir but that there is a Lavisioth.
Ah a fellow monster hunter.
I think I already know the song I'd listen to if I have 6 minutes left to live. It's a song that whenever it comes up I can never skip. I don't know why but I fell in love with this 10 minute song that anytime I listen I feel like 10 minutes didn't even pass. It's incredible. Damn Coldplay! You did something good again!
11:40
random guy friend: *tells me to sit on his lap*
me, who is afraid of anything sexual towards me: *panic*
i remember i’m a guy: *calm*
i remember he’s bi: *P A N I C*
11:07
i have a better thing to be focused on
in the scene when Remy smells the soup from the janitor and gages, in real life, rates cant gage, so the soup smelt so bad that it broke space and time itself
Finally someone who stands up! I always stand up while playing video games and never met anyone else who does that
"Philipino"
Duterte has never seen such bullcrap before
I feel like the EmKay gang are my close friends who just understand me.
1:18 you are lucky that this year is going by fast because for me it has felt like an eternity
I was today years old when I found out the song playing in the background is the King Dice theme song from Cuphead.
1:10 thats me but add about a whole squardron of squirtles
Same
Omg the way you said bonjour 7:08 is exactly how french canadian (québécois more specifically) says it. I am proud of you.
I skipped a the intro just to hear Robin say "Hey guys! Welcome back to Emkem"
13:55 wait, so why does the living room in the picture have a picture of a living room? The like some fractal BS?
9:23 another comeback for this is to go “hello” because it has no i in it
In all fairness: we never got a description of Moroni in the book of Mormon, so the artists from the 1800s were just painting what they new.
That's what I was thinking. Same with Jesus, too. Artists paint Him as how they imagine Him.