As someone who has watched MANY CK2 and CK3 playthroughs, this one is probably my favorite. It perfectly encapsulates the entire clusterfuck that CK3 can descend into, but does so in a swift and very humorous manner.
@@Hiroheim its boring to you play as a king or an emperor, but if you start as a count or a duke and form a kingdom or empire. I find it fun to do achevements
Civil wars are really rabid in CK3. I am Emperor of skandinavia and after I died and my heirs brother got Norway, the title saw at least 6 civil wars, meaning the King switched at least 6 times in just one of my lifetimes. His army could never rebel against me as they were at a consistent 300 Men. I have seen "Installed by faction" more often in Kingdom titles than inherited
Happened to my once in Ireland, one of my vassals in Wales got over thrown, and fell out of my domain, I took it back for the sane Duke a few years later.
“Believe me when I say that you must eat the body of the Son of Man, and you must drink his blood. If you don't do this, you have no real life." - Someone you might not want to take literally on some things.
This video is hilarious! And to be fair, taking back any place dubbed a 'Holy Land' will always present near impossible challenges. Thank you for this! Also Day 2 of asking for Nuclear Androids 2: Zero's Return to the Rim
What an awesome video. All that editing looks like it took some time but well worth it. Not many can make ck3 so much fun to watch. What a crime that you don't have more subs.
You would be my favorite RUclipsr if you uploaded weekly because I would look forward to your vids at the end of the week instead of the end of the month
As someone who's first successful playthrough was bringing the entire world under the Teutonic knights with fear murder and the power of god before annihilating the holy land with enough holy fire to make the Sisters of Battle proud, your way is better
Why is your content so spectacularly fun to watch like I just feel pure happiness and joy when I watch your content you just have such a fun sounding personality Oh if you want to in the future it's up to you I would love for you to make a tutorial on how to play rimworld on console that is
As a King of the Emerald Isle that once bore witness to the Pope going "Fuck it, I'll purge the infidels myself," and somehow got a foothold in **Africa** of all places... Do not underestimate the madness power of the Borgia bloodline.
Man the pope is such a pain in the ass to fight in the late game because if no one stops him early he just keeps getting stronger and stronger and then you have to deal with him hiring like 15,000 mercs on top of the tens of thousands of troops from his own domain 😂
weird. i almost always found it to be the opposite. Approaching lategame i often do not even bother raising my peasants as i simply stomp him with my men at arms and some merc support if needed. Creating a splinter religion and having your own free 9k Templars sure too is extremely practical
They went all in with representing how buckwild medieval politics could get (and how inbred royal families could get) and went Heck. We cannot skimp out now on the sexualities! Not after adding *checks notes* religious cannibalism
"somehow within the list of catholic sins cannibalism isn't one of them" my dude they literally eat their god, who is a person and a god... and a ghost somehow...
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poor timing sadly
Is rimworld easy on a PC? I have one it's not amazing but it works. So again, how tense Is it on a computer?
@@7bup425 depends what you do
Do you keep it? When the week gone
just a question when is the next nurgle ep going to be
As someone who has watched MANY CK2 and CK3 playthroughs, this one is probably my favorite. It perfectly encapsulates the entire clusterfuck that CK3 can descend into, but does so in a swift and very humorous manner.
Nah, it had too little incest
Tell me if you heard this one before. A Capitalist, a Military General, and a Priest walk into an Empire. There were no survivors
Tell me if you heard this one? A communist comes to power and everyone loved everyone and no one was persecuted or starved to death.
@@conrification please tell me this is sarcasm…
@@benwill5426 it is a metric fucking ass load of sarcasm.
@@conrification Well a priest was enough for a genocide
@@conrification Yes, как помню...
This dude can make any game hilarious no matter what genre it is.
Ck3 is good...
(I think)
@@Ness_theperson i find it boring
@@Hiroheim it can be boring yeah, it usually depends on how you want to play.
@@Hiroheim its boring to you play as a king or an emperor, but if you start as a count or a duke and form a kingdom or empire. I find it fun to do achevements
@@burgerking2783 true then its the nuclear option of making gimic caravter like kleper does
"As they say in Greece, crippling debt"
Made me laugh way harder than I should have
yo c&c the Hand of NOD
As a Greek, while kinda true, not really a big issue
@@no_one556cc. PEACE THROUGH POWER
Civil wars are really rabid in CK3. I am Emperor of skandinavia and after I died and my heirs brother got Norway, the title saw at least 6 civil wars, meaning the King switched at least 6 times in just one of my lifetimes. His army could never rebel against me as they were at a consistent 300 Men. I have seen "Installed by faction" more often in Kingdom titles than inherited
Happened to my once in Ireland, one of my vassals in Wales got over thrown, and fell out of my domain, I took it back for the sane Duke a few years later.
medevial germany exploding into a million pieces is hilarously accurate
We have a very particular set of skills.
And its screwing ourselves and also everyone who has the misfortune of being on the same continent as us.
How so?
You'd think being a cannibal would be somewhat wrothful and gluttonous, with potentially a spin on lust too, depending
@NatSoc Kaiser Who am I to argue with Jesus.
@NatSoc Kaiser Christianity 101
@NatSoc Kaiser I might have to use this one as a legal defence.
@@Thegrimgobler3570 ayo what
Typical cannibalismism. We- eh, I mean- They are just as capable of being a refined person as any of you- I mean us.
as someone who did declare war against the pope at least uh, 4 times in my ck3 history, *You seriously do not want to underestimate the pope.*
“Believe me when I say that you must eat the body of the Son of Man, and you must drink his blood. If you don't do this, you have no real life." - Someone you might not want to take literally on some things.
"I'm here for a good time not a long time and i couldn't even manage that" -Count Flops Moneybags
“Now Bavaria is Italy” really got me 😂
This video is hilarious!
And to be fair, taking back any place dubbed a 'Holy Land' will always present near impossible challenges.
Thank you for this!
Also Day 2 of asking for Nuclear Androids 2: Zero's Return to the Rim
13:31 didn't expect to see that meme again
I laughed so hard.
"this disgusting blob of bavaria" funny that exactly what my geography teacher called itback in the daystbw greating from germany
Absolutely amazing video really good speed to it doesn’t drag things out, extremely interesting. Keep up the good work loved it!
losing your first heir immediately so you have to play as a child in a destabilized kingdom is how you properly play the game
Tbh, i would like to see a from the depths video from this guy to see how fun he can make the game.
I ducking love that you put the stronghold 2 music under the intro. A real classic gem! Loved the vid
Stronghold 2 soundtrack is so underrated
Who’s gonna tell him he didn’t even take Jerusalem?
What an awesome video. All that editing looks like it took some time but well worth it. Not many can make ck3 so much fun to watch. What a crime that you don't have more subs.
I always love hearing recognizable music from old games in these videos.
First one I really noticed this time around.
Age of Empires 2
"France is on fire"
That is a normal thing for french history
12:15
Kleaper: *declares war*
The Pope about to spend 2000 gold on mercenaries: “You were late, by two steps.”
Idk what it says about the CK3 community but this is one of the few times I’ve seen consanguineous marriage done by accident
made my own version of flops and also got a consanguineous marriage. And the funny part? IT HAPPENED INSTANTLY.
It's always good to rewatch this masterpiece every few months
This is so chaotic that I can’t think of anything original
this video is one of the greatest examples of falling upwards
Ck3 and rimworld your just getting better and better thanks so much
Right when I was gonna take a break from ck3 modding seeing this gives me an unquenchable urge to make more SCP mods.
Also thank this man for telling me that this is free for the weekend thank you man!
A new video already! Lets gooo
You would be my favorite RUclipsr if you uploaded weekly because I would look forward to your vids at the end of the week instead of the end of the month
“Germany exploded.” Now if that isn’t the most historically accurate sentence in this whole video I don’t know what is
Nice, can’t wait to see more of CK3
You should do more ck3 videos. Would subscribe in a heartbeat
Your commentary makes everything hysterical dude shit hsd me dyin 😂
Googling the definition of consangueinous has to put you on a government list.
Implying they're not already watching you.
@@Doomsdayparade I'm very sure I'm on some government lists.
@@Doomsdayparade They're already watching everyone anyway illegal shit or not.
you just keep getting better and better at making content dude
"World war 1, Pope Sergius's wild ride"
Made me laugh harder than I should've. The editing was just perfect
you deserve to be a way more popular youtube channel
this.. was... beautiful
As someone who's first successful playthrough was bringing the entire world under the Teutonic knights with fear murder and the power of god before annihilating the holy land with enough holy fire to make the Sisters of Battle proud, your way is better
Why is your content so spectacularly fun to watch like I just feel pure happiness and joy when I watch your content you just have such a fun sounding personality Oh if you want to in the future it's up to you I would love for you to make a tutorial on how to play rimworld on console that is
based Stronghold music
Jesus juice was something I wasn't expecting to hear today
As a King of the Emerald Isle that once bore witness to the Pope going "Fuck it, I'll purge the infidels myself," and somehow got a foothold in **Africa** of all places...
Do not underestimate the madness power of the Borgia bloodline.
That music at the beginning really brought me back. I LOVED Stronghold as a kid.
"eastern france now located in western germany" ah paradoc games. never change
Stronghold music in combination with CK3 is just perfect
I really enjoyed this.
this channel gains subs faster than my dad running with milk when I win the lottery.
I love the meme with the pope being a chad
For the first time ever, the RUclips algorithm did me a solid in giving me your videos, you might be my favorite creator.
A like just for the nostalgic-inducing background music
Next you should be a scraper in rim world destroying live robots
8:57 'Total-tarian' its unexpected english like this that I love
I'm glad I got a high and drunk at 2:00 a.m. in the morning it led me to finding your channel.
10:43 he can't go to war.
he can, however, go to HOLY war.
Under appreciated 😂
That's the kind of content i want. Cynical, political and with a note of sarcasm.
I swear the last minutes of the vid is literally the average ck3 lategame experience lol
"A second French civil war not to be confused with the first one" yeah that sounds like what's going on in my kingdom right now 😂
You just taught me how to get free physicians, and I have hundreds of hours in this game! Hi, I'm your newest subscriber :)
Man, that Stronghold 1 music really takes me back
Man the pope is such a pain in the ass to fight in the late game because if no one stops him early he just keeps getting stronger and stronger and then you have to deal with him hiring like 15,000 mercs on top of the tens of thousands of troops from his own domain 😂
weird. i almost always found it to be the opposite. Approaching lategame i often do not even bother raising my peasants as i simply stomp him with my men at arms and some merc support if needed.
Creating a splinter religion and having your own free 9k Templars sure too is extremely practical
in the words of the mighty Galvatron:
"STRATEGY IS FOR COWARDS!"
Thank you for this documentary on Wario's backstory.
“Very sane”
Love to see some more CK3 content!
This guy makes the games he play look so fun and interesting
Stronghold soundtrack at the beginning is perfect
According to Google, rights weren't invented until 1791.
This is easily on par with the likes of Letsgameitout. I hope you get the recognition you deserve.
I appreciate you using the original stronghold music for this video.
Our man's basically made medieval Penguin 🤣
that stronghold music in the background, good shit
Thank you almighty RUclips algorithm for this recommendation! 🙏
Congrats on 100k subs!
Ah. I already know. This is that good shit. 🙌
a mix of Sseth and Ambiguosamphibian, not bad. I'll keep an eye on you
Nice stronghold soundtrack in the background. Love that game. Stronghold 2 best game
The Intro: Let me introduce to you the three Cs.
Lobe the use of stronghold music ❤
“I WILL INFORM YOUR NEXT OF KIN… THAT YOU SUCKED” -demoman tf2
Can't help but vibe to the Stronghold soundtrack in the background
Insignificant height , despicable character.... I didn't knew that Peter Dinklage simulator was a thing.
hmm two mandolins from stronghold as background music, well done.
you should make a video on making a peaceful colony in rimworld
I Hope we see more of Flops. He's oddly Adorable. Like a Pug.
I find it funny that THIS is one of the best games with asexual representation lol
Heres some of that attention you ordered
@@CatchTheMarmosets wow, so kind of you
👁
They went all in with representing how buckwild medieval politics could get (and how inbred royal families could get) and went
Heck. We cannot skimp out now on the sexualities! Not after adding *checks notes* religious cannibalism
Love the stronghold music
North east south west
Never eat soggy waffles.
Historical accuracy, Europeans did in fact go through a cannibalism era, started with mummies
"somehow within the list of catholic sins cannibalism isn't one of them"
my dude they literally eat their god, who is a person and a god... and a ghost somehow...
I love it how you talk about slavery imposing tyrannical taxing and informing the law by force like it’s the weather hahahaah
Thanks you for the stronghold song
LOL JESUS POINTS I LOVE IT 😂😂
Rotfl. " you know what that means, more taxes!"
Thumbs up for using the Stronghold music.
Love the AOE II music