Ruining Europe with Cannibalism in Crusader Kings 3

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @TheGrimKleaper
    @TheGrimKleaper  2 года назад +212

    Incest Crusaders 3 FREE on Steam this weekend: play.crusaderkings.com/TheGrimKleaper

    • @Mr_Kiwi_the_Wizard
      @Mr_Kiwi_the_Wizard 2 года назад +2

      poor timing sadly

    • @7bup425
      @7bup425 2 года назад +1

      Is rimworld easy on a PC? I have one it's not amazing but it works. So again, how tense Is it on a computer?

    • @thelostsiracha7930
      @thelostsiracha7930 2 года назад +1

      @@7bup425 depends what you do

    • @sammaker6285
      @sammaker6285 2 года назад +2

      Do you keep it? When the week gone

    • @lumberjack7178
      @lumberjack7178 2 года назад +2

      just a question when is the next nurgle ep going to be

  • @malhavoc431
    @malhavoc431 2 года назад +936

    As someone who has watched MANY CK2 and CK3 playthroughs, this one is probably my favorite. It perfectly encapsulates the entire clusterfuck that CK3 can descend into, but does so in a swift and very humorous manner.

    • @mariox204
      @mariox204 Год назад

      Nah, it had too little incest

  • @jrmorrow2
    @jrmorrow2 2 года назад +2839

    Tell me if you heard this one before. A Capitalist, a Military General, and a Priest walk into an Empire. There were no survivors

    • @conrification
      @conrification 2 года назад +178

      Tell me if you heard this one? A communist comes to power and everyone loved everyone and no one was persecuted or starved to death.

    • @benwill5426
      @benwill5426 2 года назад +83

      @@conrification please tell me this is sarcasm…

    • @conrification
      @conrification 2 года назад

      @@benwill5426 it is a metric fucking ass load of sarcasm.

    • @caniblmolstr4503
      @caniblmolstr4503 2 года назад +1

      @@conrification Well a priest was enough for a genocide

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 2 года назад +26

      @@conrification Yes, как помню...

  • @vejaskunigelis1263
    @vejaskunigelis1263 2 года назад +1557

    This dude can make any game hilarious no matter what genre it is.

    • @Ness_theperson
      @Ness_theperson 2 года назад +6

      Ck3 is good...
      (I think)

    • @Hiroheim
      @Hiroheim 2 года назад +5

      @@Ness_theperson i find it boring

    • @supersasukemaniac
      @supersasukemaniac 2 года назад +6

      @@Hiroheim it can be boring yeah, it usually depends on how you want to play.

    • @burgerking2783
      @burgerking2783 Год назад +4

      @@Hiroheim its boring to you play as a king or an emperor, but if you start as a count or a duke and form a kingdom or empire. I find it fun to do achevements

    • @oscarandreas1431
      @oscarandreas1431 Год назад +3

      @@burgerking2783 true then its the nuclear option of making gimic caravter like kleper does

  • @kamikaze4172
    @kamikaze4172 Год назад +734

    "As they say in Greece, crippling debt"
    Made me laugh way harder than I should have

  • @sarmin8008
    @sarmin8008 2 года назад +242

    Civil wars are really rabid in CK3. I am Emperor of skandinavia and after I died and my heirs brother got Norway, the title saw at least 6 civil wars, meaning the King switched at least 6 times in just one of my lifetimes. His army could never rebel against me as they were at a consistent 300 Men. I have seen "Installed by faction" more often in Kingdom titles than inherited

    • @supersasukemaniac
      @supersasukemaniac 2 года назад +20

      Happened to my once in Ireland, one of my vassals in Wales got over thrown, and fell out of my domain, I took it back for the sane Duke a few years later.

  • @tunkhine3987
    @tunkhine3987 2 года назад +442

    medevial germany exploding into a million pieces is hilarously accurate

    • @ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel
      @ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel Год назад +23

      We have a very particular set of skills.
      And its screwing ourselves and also everyone who has the misfortune of being on the same continent as us.

    • @Kal-ElMysterio
      @Kal-ElMysterio 7 месяцев назад +1

      How so?

  • @TheOriginalElkstone
    @TheOriginalElkstone 2 года назад +559

    You'd think being a cannibal would be somewhat wrothful and gluttonous, with potentially a spin on lust too, depending

  • @Greyspecies9999
    @Greyspecies9999 2 года назад +64

    as someone who did declare war against the pope at least uh, 4 times in my ck3 history, *You seriously do not want to underestimate the pope.*

  • @lemeres2478
    @lemeres2478 Год назад +125

    “Believe me when I say that you must eat the body of the Son of Man, and you must drink his blood. If you don't do this, you have no real life." - Someone you might not want to take literally on some things.

  • @sakurakasugano5748
    @sakurakasugano5748 2 года назад +63

    "I'm here for a good time not a long time and i couldn't even manage that" -Count Flops Moneybags

  • @JacobReid
    @JacobReid 2 года назад +138

    “Now Bavaria is Italy” really got me 😂

  • @master_alexander1718
    @master_alexander1718 2 года назад +113

    This video is hilarious!
    And to be fair, taking back any place dubbed a 'Holy Land' will always present near impossible challenges.
    Thank you for this!
    Also Day 2 of asking for Nuclear Androids 2: Zero's Return to the Rim

  • @johnsteampunk6408
    @johnsteampunk6408 2 года назад +47

    13:31 didn't expect to see that meme again
    I laughed so hard.

  • @nicetohitu10
    @nicetohitu10 2 года назад +55

    "this disgusting blob of bavaria" funny that exactly what my geography teacher called itback in the daystbw greating from germany

  • @bernydehdinosur5784
    @bernydehdinosur5784 2 года назад +39

    Absolutely amazing video really good speed to it doesn’t drag things out, extremely interesting. Keep up the good work loved it!

  • @flopus7
    @flopus7 Год назад +32

    losing your first heir immediately so you have to play as a child in a destabilized kingdom is how you properly play the game

  • @nzeezoostupidiii1314
    @nzeezoostupidiii1314 2 года назад +55

    Tbh, i would like to see a from the depths video from this guy to see how fun he can make the game.

  • @eightyvijf
    @eightyvijf 2 года назад +13

    I ducking love that you put the stronghold 2 music under the intro. A real classic gem! Loved the vid

    • @SockRacc
      @SockRacc 8 месяцев назад

      Stronghold 2 soundtrack is so underrated

  • @Alex-c9h6v
    @Alex-c9h6v 8 месяцев назад +13

    Who’s gonna tell him he didn’t even take Jerusalem?

  • @kampftruthahn212
    @kampftruthahn212 2 года назад +29

    What an awesome video. All that editing looks like it took some time but well worth it. Not many can make ck3 so much fun to watch. What a crime that you don't have more subs.

  • @Nicolai-Syn
    @Nicolai-Syn Год назад +10

    I always love hearing recognizable music from old games in these videos.
    First one I really noticed this time around.
    Age of Empires 2

  • @sean1406
    @sean1406 Год назад +74

    "France is on fire"
    That is a normal thing for french history

  • @OR56
    @OR56 6 месяцев назад +5

    12:15
    Kleaper: *declares war*
    The Pope about to spend 2000 gold on mercenaries: “You were late, by two steps.”

  • @ursadabear2810
    @ursadabear2810 Год назад +33

    Idk what it says about the CK3 community but this is one of the few times I’ve seen consanguineous marriage done by accident

    • @DAMMITKAKAROT
      @DAMMITKAKAROT 8 месяцев назад +1

      made my own version of flops and also got a consanguineous marriage. And the funny part? IT HAPPENED INSTANTLY.

  • @gunnerromanishan1232
    @gunnerromanishan1232 Год назад +3

    It's always good to rewatch this masterpiece every few months

  • @zodiactheduck
    @zodiactheduck 2 года назад +6

    This is so chaotic that I can’t think of anything original

  • @j.p.l1237
    @j.p.l1237 2 года назад +7

    this video is one of the greatest examples of falling upwards

  • @phantomboy9194
    @phantomboy9194 2 года назад +5

    Ck3 and rimworld your just getting better and better thanks so much

  • @jimothyworldbuilding3664
    @jimothyworldbuilding3664 2 года назад +28

    Right when I was gonna take a break from ck3 modding seeing this gives me an unquenchable urge to make more SCP mods.

  • @Burd_Poots
    @Burd_Poots 2 года назад +6

    Also thank this man for telling me that this is free for the weekend thank you man!

  • @DrMalbin
    @DrMalbin 2 года назад +3

    A new video already! Lets gooo

  • @blakeharrison4997
    @blakeharrison4997 2 года назад +4

    You would be my favorite RUclipsr if you uploaded weekly because I would look forward to your vids at the end of the week instead of the end of the month

  • @jgamer2228
    @jgamer2228 2 года назад +3

    “Germany exploded.” Now if that isn’t the most historically accurate sentence in this whole video I don’t know what is

  • @Allen0wl
    @Allen0wl 2 года назад +5

    Nice, can’t wait to see more of CK3

  • @loungekiller
    @loungekiller 2 года назад +7

    You should do more ck3 videos. Would subscribe in a heartbeat

  • @brandonwoodhouse358
    @brandonwoodhouse358 Год назад +5

    Your commentary makes everything hysterical dude shit hsd me dyin 😂

  • @moledaddy
    @moledaddy 2 года назад +36

    Googling the definition of consangueinous has to put you on a government list.

    • @Doomsdayparade
      @Doomsdayparade 2 года назад +1

      Implying they're not already watching you.

    • @moledaddy
      @moledaddy 2 года назад

      @@Doomsdayparade I'm very sure I'm on some government lists.

    • @John-Alighieri
      @John-Alighieri Год назад

      @@Doomsdayparade They're already watching everyone anyway illegal shit or not.

  • @robert_gaming
    @robert_gaming 2 года назад +15

    you just keep getting better and better at making content dude

  • @ajc0072
    @ajc0072 Год назад +1

    "World war 1, Pope Sergius's wild ride"
    Made me laugh harder than I should've. The editing was just perfect

  • @1qtea193
    @1qtea193 2 года назад +8

    you deserve to be a way more popular youtube channel

  • @Ozymannaz
    @Ozymannaz 2 года назад +5

    this.. was... beautiful

  • @redecterthomsonshadowascen5177
    @redecterthomsonshadowascen5177 Год назад +4

    As someone who's first successful playthrough was bringing the entire world under the Teutonic knights with fear murder and the power of god before annihilating the holy land with enough holy fire to make the Sisters of Battle proud, your way is better

  • @c420blastin
    @c420blastin 2 года назад +7

    Why is your content so spectacularly fun to watch like I just feel pure happiness and joy when I watch your content you just have such a fun sounding personality Oh if you want to in the future it's up to you I would love for you to make a tutorial on how to play rimworld on console that is

  • @FridoBiggins
    @FridoBiggins 2 года назад +4

    based Stronghold music

  • @AwesomeJedi182
    @AwesomeJedi182 2 года назад +4

    Jesus juice was something I wasn't expecting to hear today

  • @dannyvonwulffen4402
    @dannyvonwulffen4402 4 месяца назад +1

    As a King of the Emerald Isle that once bore witness to the Pope going "Fuck it, I'll purge the infidels myself," and somehow got a foothold in **Africa** of all places...
    Do not underestimate the madness power of the Borgia bloodline.

  • @jeikure9078
    @jeikure9078 2 года назад

    That music at the beginning really brought me back. I LOVED Stronghold as a kid.

  • @aussiescotsman4145
    @aussiescotsman4145 2 года назад +4

    "eastern france now located in western germany" ah paradoc games. never change

  • @Lenny1_
    @Lenny1_ 5 месяцев назад +1

    Stronghold music in combination with CK3 is just perfect

  • @mohamad5762
    @mohamad5762 2 года назад +3

    I really enjoyed this.

  • @Badger_VI
    @Badger_VI 2 года назад +18

    this channel gains subs faster than my dad running with milk when I win the lottery.

  • @Da_FunnyMan
    @Da_FunnyMan 2 года назад +3

    I love the meme with the pope being a chad

  • @LackoSzabs
    @LackoSzabs 2 года назад +1

    For the first time ever, the RUclips algorithm did me a solid in giving me your videos, you might be my favorite creator.

  • @quotenpunk279
    @quotenpunk279 2 года назад +4

    A like just for the nostalgic-inducing background music

  • @aidancable9633
    @aidancable9633 2 года назад +4

    Next you should be a scraper in rim world destroying live robots

  • @NOVA_299
    @NOVA_299 2 года назад

    8:57 'Total-tarian' its unexpected english like this that I love

  • @johyunbyung7676
    @johyunbyung7676 2 года назад

    I'm glad I got a high and drunk at 2:00 a.m. in the morning it led me to finding your channel.

  • @DAMMITKAKAROT
    @DAMMITKAKAROT 8 месяцев назад +1

    10:43 he can't go to war.
    he can, however, go to HOLY war.

  • @TheStanislavson
    @TheStanislavson 2 года назад +4

    That's the kind of content i want. Cynical, political and with a note of sarcasm.

  • @gelon3333
    @gelon3333 Год назад +1

    I swear the last minutes of the vid is literally the average ck3 lategame experience lol

  • @spykerjr6321
    @spykerjr6321 Год назад +1

    "A second French civil war not to be confused with the first one" yeah that sounds like what's going on in my kingdom right now 😂

  • @GreatZarquon
    @GreatZarquon 2 года назад +10

    You just taught me how to get free physicians, and I have hundreds of hours in this game! Hi, I'm your newest subscriber :)

  • @MrCCFCforLife
    @MrCCFCforLife Год назад

    Man, that Stronghold 1 music really takes me back

  • @Dell-ol6hb
    @Dell-ol6hb 2 года назад +4

    Man the pope is such a pain in the ass to fight in the late game because if no one stops him early he just keeps getting stronger and stronger and then you have to deal with him hiring like 15,000 mercs on top of the tens of thousands of troops from his own domain 😂

    • @andrefasching1332
      @andrefasching1332 Год назад +2

      weird. i almost always found it to be the opposite. Approaching lategame i often do not even bother raising my peasants as i simply stomp him with my men at arms and some merc support if needed.
      Creating a splinter religion and having your own free 9k Templars sure too is extremely practical

  • @DAMMITKAKAROT
    @DAMMITKAKAROT 8 месяцев назад +1

    in the words of the mighty Galvatron:
    "STRATEGY IS FOR COWARDS!"

  • @brennantmi5063
    @brennantmi5063 6 месяцев назад

    Thank you for this documentary on Wario's backstory.

  • @srwb7298
    @srwb7298 2 года назад +5

    “Very sane”

  • @chadreese9501
    @chadreese9501 8 месяцев назад

    Love to see some more CK3 content!

  • @popy5693
    @popy5693 Год назад

    This guy makes the games he play look so fun and interesting

  • @timothyeachus7242
    @timothyeachus7242 2 года назад

    Stronghold soundtrack at the beginning is perfect

  • @catlovingtrio
    @catlovingtrio Год назад +1

    According to Google, rights weren't invented until 1791.

  • @Nightfury8583
    @Nightfury8583 2 года назад +9

    This is easily on par with the likes of Letsgameitout. I hope you get the recognition you deserve.

  • @cameronk1999
    @cameronk1999 Год назад

    I appreciate you using the original stronghold music for this video.

  • @VinnyB77
    @VinnyB77 Год назад +1

    Our man's basically made medieval Penguin 🤣

  • @TheRealBigsmoke21
    @TheRealBigsmoke21 Год назад

    that stronghold music in the background, good shit

  • @Satunei
    @Satunei 2 года назад +1

    Thank you almighty RUclips algorithm for this recommendation! 🙏

  • @NZAnimeManga
    @NZAnimeManga 2 года назад

    Congrats on 100k subs!

  • @levistillwood
    @levistillwood 2 года назад +1

    Ah. I already know. This is that good shit. 🙌

  • @DiabloDude
    @DiabloDude 2 года назад +1

    a mix of Sseth and Ambiguosamphibian, not bad. I'll keep an eye on you

  • @ogluqqychess4452
    @ogluqqychess4452 8 месяцев назад

    Nice stronghold soundtrack in the background. Love that game. Stronghold 2 best game

  • @deltad994
    @deltad994 2 года назад +1

    The Intro: Let me introduce to you the three Cs.

  • @DarkWorldOrder
    @DarkWorldOrder Год назад

    Lobe the use of stronghold music ❤

  • @SneakySamruaiOfDeath
    @SneakySamruaiOfDeath Год назад

    “I WILL INFORM YOUR NEXT OF KIN… THAT YOU SUCKED” -demoman tf2

  • @NovaEnigma
    @NovaEnigma 5 месяцев назад

    Can't help but vibe to the Stronghold soundtrack in the background

  • @cymes82
    @cymes82 Год назад

    Insignificant height , despicable character.... I didn't knew that Peter Dinklage simulator was a thing.

  • @Ayrentrunks
    @Ayrentrunks 2 года назад

    hmm two mandolins from stronghold as background music, well done.

  • @bankshot9985
    @bankshot9985 2 года назад +2

    you should make a video on making a peaceful colony in rimworld

  • @Vintage_Asagi
    @Vintage_Asagi Год назад

    I Hope we see more of Flops. He's oddly Adorable. Like a Pug.

  • @alexanderthegreat6682
    @alexanderthegreat6682 Год назад +23

    I find it funny that THIS is one of the best games with asexual representation lol

    • @CatchTheMarmosets
      @CatchTheMarmosets Год назад +3

      Heres some of that attention you ordered

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 Год назад +4

      @@CatchTheMarmosets wow, so kind of you

    • @gaIIowsCaIibrator
      @gaIIowsCaIibrator Год назад

      👁

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 Год назад

      They went all in with representing how buckwild medieval politics could get (and how inbred royal families could get) and went
      Heck. We cannot skimp out now on the sexualities! Not after adding *checks notes* religious cannibalism

  • @bensecrist
    @bensecrist 10 месяцев назад

    Love the stronghold music

  • @forest_fire959
    @forest_fire959 2 года назад +2

    North east south west
    Never eat soggy waffles.

  • @Daniel-du7wk
    @Daniel-du7wk 9 месяцев назад

    Historical accuracy, Europeans did in fact go through a cannibalism era, started with mummies

  • @yayforeffort
    @yayforeffort 2 года назад +9

    "somehow within the list of catholic sins cannibalism isn't one of them"
    my dude they literally eat their god, who is a person and a god... and a ghost somehow...

  • @humblecustodian4228
    @humblecustodian4228 2 года назад

    I love it how you talk about slavery imposing tyrannical taxing and informing the law by force like it’s the weather hahahaah

  • @Hvggh03340
    @Hvggh03340 Год назад

    Thanks you for the stronghold song

  • @admiralYamamoto_
    @admiralYamamoto_ 2 года назад +3

    LOL JESUS POINTS I LOVE IT 😂😂

  • @tjstorey6725
    @tjstorey6725 4 месяца назад +1

    Rotfl. " you know what that means, more taxes!"

  • @ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel
    @ALookIntoTheEulenspiegel 2 года назад

    Thumbs up for using the Stronghold music.

  • @Prometheusthegreat
    @Prometheusthegreat 2 года назад +3

    Love the AOE II music