1 HOUR - Milky Way Sweep / Space Marines Marching

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  • @SirJad_
    @SirJad_  2 года назад +2889

    There may, or may not be a surprise at the end of the video.

    • @chaseroland6086
      @chaseroland6086 2 года назад +242

      You lie good sir there's nothin- AH MY HEARS !

    • @fluffy0312
      @fluffy0312 2 года назад +115

      third time watching till the end and still surprised wow

    • @irishspartanstudios
      @irishspartanstudios 2 года назад +39

      Well that happened.

    • @SlandersPete
      @SlandersPete 2 года назад +48

      What surprise?? I only see the fire and hear the fire and speak the fire.

    • @jammay22
      @jammay22 2 года назад +14

      what do you mean there's nothing hear except a perfectly normal ending

  • @arhumzia6360
    @arhumzia6360 2 года назад +6362

    Hurr durr humans will destroy themselves-
    Humans 1 second after finding a threat bigger than themselves:

    • @terriblecompany1588
      @terriblecompany1588 2 года назад +442

      Can’t wait for 2024!

    • @A.Person.Who.Exists
      @A.Person.Who.Exists 2 года назад +211

      @@terriblecompany1588 say what now?

    • @Maimkillburn69
      @Maimkillburn69 2 года назад +291

      Suffer not the xeno to live

    • @hawkins5439
      @hawkins5439 2 года назад +96

      @Tech Priest what kind of history predicts the future? your scaring me.

    • @greyknight4809
      @greyknight4809 2 года назад +37

      @@terriblecompany1588 sonic 3 comes out season 5 of stranger things comes out in 2024 yaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy

  • @Mtn_Dewit
    @Mtn_Dewit Год назад +1690

    There are 4 hostile alien empires in the galaxy-
    Humanity: "Make that 5."

    • @Mastercio
      @Mastercio 11 месяцев назад +218

      Nope.
      Humanity: "Make that 1".

    • @psycholoji
      @psycholoji 10 месяцев назад +50

      @@Mastercio right answer

    • @Bruno-G
      @Bruno-G 10 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@Mastercio Oh yeah.

    • @dazbrahh
      @dazbrahh 9 месяцев назад +17

      we are 3 of them

    • @LoganfogansS
      @LoganfogansS 9 месяцев назад

      Screeeeeeeeeee

  • @TheOneWhoSometimesSaysOk
    @TheOneWhoSometimesSaysOk Год назад +5798

    This is why I love Warhammer, humanity isn’t a small thing in a giant galaxy full of alien invaders, the humanity is the alien invader.

    • @Mtn_Dewit
      @Mtn_Dewit Год назад +1

      Yea fuck them xenos

    • @dominusbalial835
      @dominusbalial835 Год назад +582

      The population of the imperium of man alone in warhammer 40k (Excluding humans not aligned with the imperium of man) ranges from 4 Quadrillion to 1.5 Quintillion, kinda hard to accurately record the population across 1 million habitable words across the milkyway galaxy, plus all of the space stations, plus all of the uninhabited planets and asteroid outposts, gas giant mining facilities etc.

    • @dariolagorio9004
      @dariolagorio9004 Год назад +265

      You're Emperor-damned right we are

    • @tipturkey1283
      @tipturkey1283 Год назад +118

      The one rightful ruler of the galaxy *

    • @blazergamer6425
      @blazergamer6425 Год назад +203

      ​@@tipturkey1283Besides we didn't give the Xenos permission to live in OUR galaxy 😡

  • @CompletelyNormalHuman
    @CompletelyNormalHuman Год назад +1517

    >starts up Stellaris
    >”okay, pacifist run today”
    >three minutes later

    • @Thetankracer
      @Thetankracer Год назад +56

      There is no pacifism in the land of the Emperor brother!

    • @baronvonpicklez
      @baronvonpicklez 10 месяцев назад +31

      aliens killed the little guy in space, i cant remember its name, but its cause for galactic extinction.

    • @kiravatheargonian
      @kiravatheargonian 10 месяцев назад +12

      Not gonna lie, I did this with my friend, we started at 8:00 PM, and I shifted to Fanatic Purifier at 1:00 PM-ish 😂

    • @matheusexpedito4577
      @matheusexpedito4577 10 месяцев назад +29

      ​@@baronvonpicklez bubbles, her death commends doom to the galaxy, a galaxy without bubbles isn't worthy of life

    • @olimar243
      @olimar243 5 месяцев назад +7

      Pacifist run can be achieved if no other wars is happening, when no one else but humanity remains!

  • @Chados.
    @Chados. Год назад +2250

    Bacteria: enters my body...
    My White Bloodcells on their way to erase these Heretics:

  • @gigachad6198
    @gigachad6198 2 года назад +921

    "There are four alien civilizations that could attack Earth"
    Humans : Why don't we attack them first?

    • @garlicbreadstick404
      @garlicbreadstick404 Год назад +26

      "Lets make it ONE"

    • @OrkOfOhio
      @OrkOfOhio Год назад +8

      It’s called a preemptive strike.

    • @gunnarcole5428
      @gunnarcole5428 Год назад +3

      THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!

    • @derGhebbet
      @derGhebbet 2 месяца назад

      somewhere else in the galaxy:
      "There are five alien civilizations that could attack Blarq!"

  • @khairallahdh
    @khairallahdh 2 года назад +5197

    Imagine being a millennia old veteran. Killed but your broken body sustained within an armored sarcophagus. Your very existence is painful but you soldier on when awakened to fight for the emperor.
    And then told that you were only awakened to March in a parade.

    • @chaseroland6086
      @chaseroland6086 2 года назад +999

      I mean the parade last for almost four weeks as they had to go around the ENTIRE planet.

    • @dj11o9er
      @dj11o9er 2 года назад +435

      @@chaseroland6086 don't think the Guardsmen would last that long

    • @chaseroland6086
      @chaseroland6086 2 года назад +640

      @@dj11o9er eh they been through worst they'll be fine....

    • @bloodangelspacemarine9597
      @bloodangelspacemarine9597 2 года назад +200

      Not to mention there’s two of them

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 2 года назад +203

      @@dj11o9er
      The Guardsmen should have been inside a huge vehicle, otherwise, these bois can walk a lot

  • @The_Horned_King
    @The_Horned_King 2 года назад +1038

    These comments make me so proud of humanity. The moment we hear "There are 4 races of aliens that may threaten us" our collective response was "Neat, let's introduce them to extinction" 😂 Fuck I love us.

    • @Elias_Carlsson
      @Elias_Carlsson 2 года назад +93

      It's the only thing everyone agrees on.

    • @Trynt33
      @Trynt33 2 года назад +120

      @@Elias_Carlsson It reminds me of a riff involving the British Isles
      "You want Ireland and Scotland to agree on something? ENGLAND'S OVER THERE! But you want all of them on the same page? Look! France is just right over there!"

    • @phantom2k858
      @phantom2k858 2 года назад +37

      peace was never an option 🤣

    • @Rhino-Prime
      @Rhino-Prime 2 года назад +46

      Want all of humanity to agree on something point at a threatening alien civilization and everyone says "congratulations peace was never an option"

    • @yossarian00
      @yossarian00 2 года назад

      @@Rhino-Prime hope they kill us all I'm defecting immediately

  • @angryGinger62
    @angryGinger62 2 года назад +3494

    The tone of this gives me the absolute masculine urge to be unapologetically human

    • @concretesandals4501
      @concretesandals4501 2 года назад +214

      Me too brother. I'm often sad we were born 28000 years too early to join the Emperor in His crusade

    • @90skidcultist
      @90skidcultist 2 года назад +22

      Why do you resist the T`au!? We only want to help.😞😩

    • @JosePerez-ld8qg
      @JosePerez-ld8qg 2 года назад +17

      Just do that, its rough out the gate, but most people appreciate it, especially women

    • @core3719
      @core3719 2 года назад +1

      masculine bro

    • @core3719
      @core3719 2 года назад +20

      @@JosePerez-ld8qg nah women will probably say “toxic masculinity” or smth

  • @benward4153
    @benward4153 2 года назад +3068

    This is canonically what you hear when you see an Imperium parade. There are no speakers, no music, it's just the sounds they naturally emit

    • @shrillberry6147
      @shrillberry6147 2 года назад +317

      Just oozing the masculine urge to defend humanity to last breath.

    • @matthewbennett6994
      @matthewbennett6994 2 года назад +198

      It’s also the chants and cheers of the people around make a deafening roar, considering this takes place on holy terra, there would be billions lining the streets, almost enough to drown out the stomps

    • @Nuthing
      @Nuthing 2 года назад +96

      @@shrillberry6147 I wouldn't say defend, more like destroy everything that challenges humanity.

    • @mineblastersfiebig853
      @mineblastersfiebig853 2 года назад +47

      @@Nuthing still, just as good, if not better

    • @RPGTKingpin
      @RPGTKingpin 2 года назад +20

      Make way for the Rave Marines

  • @baldwiniv5339
    @baldwiniv5339 2 года назад +4522

    The most peaceful stellaris run.

    • @dragondna1346
      @dragondna1346 2 года назад +356

      Me after an enemy empire kills Bubbles:

    • @skoomazan5533
      @skoomazan5533 2 года назад +123

      @@dragondna1346 He had it coming.

    • @gammaspector
      @gammaspector 2 года назад +93

      @@dragondna1346 I feel that pain brother. Thankfully vengeance was swift

    • @comediccomrade5716
      @comediccomrade5716 2 года назад +35

      Me becoming XT-489

    • @anidiot2284
      @anidiot2284 2 года назад +26

      @Samar3n civil war time

  • @icee2es
    @icee2es 2 года назад +1443

    average imperial fist enjoyer

    • @thecommentguy9380
      @thecommentguy9380 2 года назад +133

      average human supremacist enjoyer

    • @jvhunko
      @jvhunko 2 года назад +48

      Hello there

    • @AbuddingHistorian
      @AbuddingHistorian 2 года назад +44

      @@jvhunko General Kenobi

    • @Peter_Turbo4
      @Peter_Turbo4 2 года назад +17

      @@AbuddingHistorian Kept us waiting, huh

    • @PurpleHurrple
      @PurpleHurrple 2 года назад +23

      Even if GW does everything they can to use Imperial Fists as a plot device to fuck them over in order to show how big of a threat the enemy is they are still by far my favorite legion/chapter out of all.
      Mustard knights unite!

  • @GasMaskTrenchCoat
    @GasMaskTrenchCoat 2 года назад +1057

    "Trespass on the sovereign territory of mankind at your peril. We have inhumanity to spare."

    • @wyatthale9119
      @wyatthale9119 2 года назад +21

      I like this quote what’s the source?

    • @GasMaskTrenchCoat
      @GasMaskTrenchCoat 2 года назад +86

      @@wyatthale9119 from the book Farsight: Crisis of Faith. It is said immediately after the Mechanicus "process" some Tau prisoners.

    • @drewkim6389
      @drewkim6389 Год назад +8

      orders_recieved
      will-co_fabricator_general

    • @publiocornelioescipion8803
      @publiocornelioescipion8803 Год назад +5

      @@GasMaskTrenchCoat badass

    • @Mugthraka
      @Mugthraka 2 месяца назад +1

      We Have MILLENIA's worth of War crimes and a couple of centuries where we where not allowed to practice...
      So thos aliens threats comes at the perfect time

  • @AurelionSass
    @AurelionSass 2 года назад +869

    "4 potential hostile civilizations detected"
    The usual hippies: "We should communicate with them, show them we mean no har-..."
    Old Bjorn: "WHERE ARE THEY!?"

    • @overlordmgcover2262
      @overlordmgcover2262 2 года назад +94

      Humanity be like: There is only one in town who is allowed to make us suffer! And that's us!

    • @funnymanni5865
      @funnymanni5865 Год назад

      That's going to be the lgbtq community probably, trying to communicate to aliens yet all they know is that were the enemy and they start shooting them non stop would love to see their fatphobic asses get shredded by those aliens
      Sorry for bad grammer=)

    • @mohammedfaheem9437
      @mohammedfaheem9437 Год назад +21

      Make it 5.
      Purge the xenon!

    • @Emiya_Yuuki
      @Emiya_Yuuki 5 месяцев назад

      @@overlordmgcover2262 THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DAMAGE HUMANS ARE HUMANS, NOT UGLY AND GREENS LITTLE BEINGS

    • @Trevor_on_Youtube
      @Trevor_on_Youtube 2 месяца назад +1

      Bjorn: Oh we’ll communicate with them. But the only language I speak is violence.

  • @imperialofficer6185
    @imperialofficer6185 2 года назад +3334

    "I can imagine a world without war, without hate. I can imagine us attacking this world, because they would never expect it."

    • @richardlair6981
      @richardlair6981 2 года назад +445

      "remember, they're human rights. not alien rights.'

    • @joshuabirdsall8440
      @joshuabirdsall8440 2 года назад

      @@richardlair6981 then some little pussy says aliens have rights too 🤣

    • @vastcarter
      @vastcarter 2 года назад +35

      @@richardlair6981 omg so trueeeeeee

    • @mikedicewrites
      @mikedicewrites 2 года назад +10

      Yoooo this is underrated😂

    • @evernight1405
      @evernight1405 Год назад +97

      @@richardlair6981 Nightlord "good times rhymes with war crimes."

  • @RedStar441
    @RedStar441 2 года назад +3583

    "If there's one thing the humans possess that overshadows even the bodies they use in their wars. It's their pride."

    • @ValNeroK
      @ValNeroK 2 года назад +62

      Cool profile picture.

    • @endermahns
      @endermahns 2 года назад +48

      Is quote? Either way, I like this

    • @madswipe4419
      @madswipe4419 2 года назад

      Hey if they try to kill us it’s fair game, in all likelihood, the war hammer universe is going to be our future (minus the whole religious zealotry and the emperor parts), eternal war with zenos that think humans are lesser till we take over the whole universe, after all it’s mathematically impossible for every alien race out there to be like us in ways of the mind, so a big gun will always help, and if we have to genocide a couple races to make the rest of the universe fall in line and understand harming one human is like kicking the sleeping dragon, so be it

    • @spellrush2097
      @spellrush2097 2 года назад +55

      Xeno or heretic detected

    • @Evangalie
      @Evangalie 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/cOr5YNcIGV8/видео.html here without music on video

  • @Vestheman7606
    @Vestheman7606 2 года назад +3618

    I can’t get enough of the bass and the Dreadnoughts walking. It’s so perfectly timed.

    • @goodbyejojo7198
      @goodbyejojo7198 2 года назад +184

      It feels the song's bass was getting louder with the dreadnought getting closer to the camera

    • @Vestheman7606
      @Vestheman7606 2 года назад +60

      @@goodbyejojo7198 Thanks for point that out I didn’t notice.

    • @ma5bgaming779
      @ma5bgaming779 2 года назад +44

      Even in death I still serve

    • @formercommissarhuel
      @formercommissarhuel 2 года назад +51

      The stomps are why I prefer this version over the main version

    • @ajollyduck
      @ajollyduck 2 года назад

      Castraferrum go stom stomp

  • @silentgladiam2096
    @silentgladiam2096 Год назад +311

    "You don't understand, we are the hostile alien civilization"

    • @inky_mesa
      @inky_mesa 4 месяца назад +16

      as soon as we discover aliens were gona get the new racism premium

    • @Viper97Gaming
      @Viper97Gaming 3 месяца назад +4

      It's treason then.

    • @WinterB312
      @WinterB312 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@inky_mesawith normal racism still built in because we are just-that-good

    • @inky_mesa
      @inky_mesa 3 месяца назад +2

      @@WinterB312 yeah but racism permium gonna be wild

    • @bobmorane2082
      @bobmorane2082 2 месяца назад +1

      I think it’s specism

  • @chickenman6308
    @chickenman6308 Год назад +173

    If space is a dark forest, let mankind be its raging fire.

    • @Your_Average_Warlord_Titan
      @Your_Average_Warlord_Titan Год назад +15

      *y e s*
      *THE EMPEROR APPROVES OF THIS STATEMENT*

    • @Enderborn272
      @Enderborn272 Год назад +13

      I can imagine a massive blast from the void followed by a transmission of "we don't like the quiet, you can all come out now"

    • @Whispurer
      @Whispurer 11 месяцев назад +7

      That goes apocalyptically hard.

    • @spacex6997
      @spacex6997 8 месяцев назад +8

      This phrase goes hard

    • @bio_5467
      @bio_5467 26 дней назад

      YEEEEES

  • @FoxyGrandmeowmmy5598
    @FoxyGrandmeowmmy5598 2 года назад +806

    At this point the question is:
    Why are we hating each other when there are things to hate out there?

    • @joshuablade6974
      @joshuablade6974 2 года назад +1

      Cause IRL humans suck and are stupid. -_-

    • @xptaco2298
      @xptaco2298 2 года назад

      Right. If anything if 4 civilizations are evil and would attack us on sight we need to push to the stars.

    • @thedoorman243
      @thedoorman243 2 года назад +7

      Why be racist towards other humans if you could be racist towards *aliens*

    • @en5080
      @en5080 2 года назад +116

      Why hate when you can obliterate

    • @ZR-cj2fm
      @ZR-cj2fm 2 года назад +85

      Because we're lazy and want to hate something closer to home

  • @benadryl988
    @benadryl988 2 года назад +1036

    The world will unite with one common Cause, that the galaxy is for mankind to conquer.

    • @Maimkillburn69
      @Maimkillburn69 2 года назад +142

      Every star in the sky is our birthright

    • @irishspartanstudios
      @irishspartanstudios 2 года назад +57

      It would be amazing if we were the first born in a galaxy empty of life, but I genuinely do not believe that to be the case. Anyway, I really hope that day someday comes. Terrans Aeternum!

    • @ickytheclown
      @ickytheclown 2 года назад +65

      @@irishspartanstudios then so be it, we will be the only thing left standing in this universe. We will devour those who oppose and threaten us, as is our birth right

    • @irishspartanstudios
      @irishspartanstudios 2 года назад +55

      @@ickytheclown Humanity first, forever.

    • @uberfeel
      @uberfeel 2 года назад +20

      It is our God given right too.

  • @gr8m887
    @gr8m887 2 года назад +321

    “Brother, get the Flamer.”
    “Do we really need that for a para-“
    “DID I STUTTER?!”

    • @michaelreetz7026
      @michaelreetz7026 2 года назад +26

      correction we need a HEAVY flamer

    • @matthewbennett6994
      @matthewbennett6994 2 года назад +19

      ‘Brother, new xenos species discovered, as a show of might we shall parade, and for our weapons we shall use our finest’
      ‘The… flamer, brother?’
      ‘No…… the heavy flamer….’

    • @JoshuaAndres
      @JoshuaAndres Год назад +5

      “The space book says this is not ok”
      “WELL I CANT READ!”

    • @zetasansan
      @zetasansan Год назад +1

      @@JoshuaAndres
      the space book says this is bad

    • @plaguedr123
      @plaguedr123 Месяц назад

      ​@@zetasansanWELL I CAN'T READ!!!

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 2 года назад +1082

    I'm sure the Space Marines saw this as a bit of fun. Sure, we'll march in a parade. Why not. It's an afternoon where I won't have to worry about some daemon taking my fucking head off

    • @gussforlife
      @gussforlife 2 года назад +272

      Imagine the dreadnaught "WHO HAS AWOKEN ME FROM MY ANCIENT SLUMBER" "It is parade day brother"

    • @raidenarashikage
      @raidenarashikage 2 года назад +231

      @@gussforlife I AM IN CONSTANT PAIN JUST BY EXISTING AND THE ONLY TIME I GET ANY RELIF IS WHEN IM ASLEEP
      AND NOW YOU WANT TO AWAKEN ME JUST FOR A PARADE!!!!!!
      Sure thing I’ll be happy to march……

    • @supernoloo7757
      @supernoloo7757 2 года назад +92

      @@gussforlife “for the emperor”

    • @sheldon-cooper
      @sheldon-cooper 2 года назад +44

      @@supernoloo7757 for the emperor

    • @fem298
      @fem298 2 года назад +31

      @@sheldon-cooper no it FOR THE MEPEROR AHHHHHHHH

  • @generalseal6948
    @generalseal6948 2 года назад +524

    "no world beyond my rule and no enemy beyond my wrath" - The Emperor of Mankind

    • @Psub950
      @Psub950 Год назад +5

      ​@Klaus_Kaizeryou spelled billions wrong

    • @a.bdioro5302
      @a.bdioro5302 10 месяцев назад +4

      That is literally one of the coolest fucking lines I’ve ever goddamn read

    • @EvgeniMakarov1379
      @EvgeniMakarov1379 Месяц назад

      Поэтому то галактика и была ввержена в Хаос, так как чрезмерная жестокость высвободила богов Хаоса.

  • @thecommentguy9380
    @thecommentguy9380 2 года назад +1229

    the enhanced bass from each steps of the venerable dreadnaughts is fucking beautiful

    • @Zohess
      @Zohess 2 года назад +28

      I thought it was the Warlord Class Titan marching right behind them. You can even hear its horn!!

    • @trolltothebank
      @trolltothebank 2 года назад +7

      @@Zohess Am I blind? theres no titan in the actual animation/this parade as far as I can tell

    • @Zohess
      @Zohess 2 года назад +7

      @@trolltothebank It didn't need to show itself. The fact that you can only hear it is more than enough to strike awe and fear to the enemy.

    • @trolltothebank
      @trolltothebank 2 года назад +6

      @@Zohess fair enough, when I read about titans and their war horns, it’s enough to deafen the battlefield, since I can still hear the cheering crowds over the horn in the parade, I assumed it was something else

    • @tobycullen4185
      @tobycullen4185 2 года назад +11

      @@Zohess No that horn is from the ship thing the inquisitoris on

  • @battlesister1559
    @battlesister1559 2 года назад +1086

    I love how the astartes have to slow down their pace since they're behind the guardsman but they're also in sync with the music

  • @OCMOOO
    @OCMOOO 2 года назад +1825

    *"What would you do if the United States were suddenly attacked by someone from outer space? Would you help us?'*
    - Ronald Reagan
    *"No doubt about it."*
    - Mikhail Gorbachev

    • @rickyfrench6844
      @rickyfrench6844 2 года назад +84

      Is this a real quote?

    • @ickytheclown
      @ickytheclown 2 года назад +277

      @@rickyfrench6844 yes, I vividly remember reading about it

    • @thepurpleduke8535
      @thepurpleduke8535 2 года назад +237

      Now why in the Kentucky fried fuck was this brought up in conversation between the leaders of two superpowers

    • @TheUSgoverment
      @TheUSgoverment 2 года назад +313

      @@thepurpleduke8535 space is scary my guy.
      If the commies can become this powerful from just a book and the resources of 1 continent imagine what aliens could create with an entire solar system and much more time.
      Our ass better be ready

    • @Stuffed-gamer
      @Stuffed-gamer 2 года назад +97

      -Rogal Reagan

  • @almondmaster4586
    @almondmaster4586 2 года назад +754

    I'm not a Warhammer fan, but the space marines marching in sync to this music may be the coolest thing I have ever seen

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 2 года назад +23

      All it takes to be a Warhammer 40k fan is to get deep into the LORE (in my experience at least)

    • @TitusCastiglione1503
      @TitusCastiglione1503 2 года назад +15

      @@davisdf3064 Agreed. People like Leutin09, Baldemort and 40k Theories are good places to start. There are a whole cavalcade of great 40k lore channels though.

    • @dominicjurgensen6083
      @dominicjurgensen6083 2 года назад +2

      @@TitusCastiglione1503 hey don't forget majorkill

    • @TitusCastiglione1503
      @TitusCastiglione1503 2 года назад +2

      @@dominicjurgensen6083 ah yes, I should not have forgotten him. Many thanks comrade

    • @The.Orange.Wizard
      @The.Orange.Wizard Год назад +1

      @@TitusCastiglione1503 In my experience Leutin isn’t the best place to start, for me it was like diving into the deep end head first in a swimming pool.

  • @IshijimaKairo
    @IshijimaKairo Год назад +485

    Humans: Noooo! Human experimentation is unethical!
    Also Humans: WAOEW! I WISH SPACE MARINES WERE REAL!

    • @shillis1606
      @shillis1606 Год назад +77

      My ex-roommate is like a genetics PhD student or something like, but I told him that if he ever got the funding, know which genes to splice and the clearance for human experiments, he as my permission to try to turn me into Captain America or something

    • @Paladin.Krieger2287
      @Paladin.Krieger2287 Год назад +21

      Experimentation done by doctors and other scientists is massively outweighed by it being done by a literal God. Praise the Emperor!

    • @cartercoffman1021
      @cartercoffman1021 Год назад +3

      There are mainly two sides of genetic experimentation, the side that is intrigued and loves the possibilities and the side that hates it. I personally love to think about the possibilities and would sign up for something like that. However it could be very dangerous and not work at all, but it is definitely, currently a big WIP. They can clone things now, but they don't live as long as the originals.

    • @thesimpletonautum5567
      @thesimpletonautum5567 Год назад +1

      When did I say human experimentation was wrong

    • @Viljami_virtanen
      @Viljami_virtanen Год назад +2

      Who said it was unethical

  • @johnberry2387
    @johnberry2387 2 года назад +168

    Humans are like a group of kindergartners.
    They will fight and bulky each other all day, but the minute they find one kid they equally hate, they will team up to destroy it.

  • @HoucKSF
    @HoucKSF Год назад +63

    If army ads were like this, we wouldn't have recruitment issues.

  • @thenikko8292
    @thenikko8292 2 года назад +490

    the dreadnoughts must be bored being woken up just for a parade lol

    • @datzee9315
      @datzee9315 2 года назад +90

      it's the imperial fist, so no, if anything this is better than combat

    • @jakubgrzybek6181
      @jakubgrzybek6181 2 года назад +48

      It's yellow boy, they never sleep

    • @Heidao623
      @Heidao623 2 года назад +122

      If anything, they'd see this as an inspection of Terra's fortifications, just set themselves on auto-walk and look around
      Dread 1: "Brother look, that bridge bristling with turrets was my design, I thought it was still under review when I still had legs"
      Dread 2: "Indeed Brother, and see yonder, I helped construct that portion of wall when the old one was torn down for remodeling, see through your sensors how seamless the hidden artillery and missile batteries' hatches are among the turrets"

    • @thedumbasswhothinkstanksar526
      @thedumbasswhothinkstanksar526 2 года назад +9

      Im not super familiar with Warhammer lore, what are the dreadnoughts?

    • @empireofyoutube7487
      @empireofyoutube7487 2 года назад

      @@thedumbasswhothinkstanksar526 walking armored life support machines with weapons

  • @mauriziocanicchio7511
    @mauriziocanicchio7511 2 года назад +158

    The Power.
    The Pose.
    THE SHEER FUCKING PRESENCE.
    I'd pay good money to see this irl.

    • @JoshLefelhocz
      @JoshLefelhocz 2 года назад +8

      YES! I'd love to see a full-on cosplay parade for this. With this exact part of the song here blaring on loop. Someone please do it, particularly on the anniversary of the 40k universe's creation.

    • @Your_Average_Warlord_Titan
      @Your_Average_Warlord_Titan Год назад +4

      ​@@JoshLefelhoczyea, and I'll be in the lead piloting a huge warlord class xD

    • @JoshLefelhocz
      @JoshLefelhocz Год назад +2

      @@Your_Average_Warlord_Titan YES! Heck, if this happened, and you were in the lead, I'd be up to be one of the regular Space Marines marching, despite being 5'9.5" irl.

    • @JoshLefelhocz
      @JoshLefelhocz Год назад

      @@Your_Average_Warlord_Titan Also, those big yellow guys are Warlord class mechs? Dope.

    • @Your_Average_Warlord_Titan
      @Your_Average_Warlord_Titan Год назад +3

      @@JoshLefelhocz no those are dreadnoughts, an injured space marine too weak to battle with his practically destroyed body so, he's put in a big metal coffin with guns lasers and oversized missiles to kick ass and remember what the wifi password is for the other space marines

  • @ImHELLBERG
    @ImHELLBERG 2 года назад +991

    I'm a 3D artist that is currently making some 40k themed stuff and this unironically got me super hyped to stay productive and keep working on it, so thank you! :D

    • @SirJad_
      @SirJad_  2 года назад +69

      No worries mate

    • @Mixinok
      @Mixinok 2 года назад +23

      Good luck with whatever you doing

    • @luka_unleashed307
      @luka_unleashed307 2 года назад +18

      games workshop would like to know your location. might wanna keep your projects on platforms that the mainstream doesnt know about, if only to keep those losers that are currently killing the franchise from exterminatus-ing you passion projects

    • @prega3188
      @prega3188 11 месяцев назад +1

      *Workshop games will remember that*

  • @Potatoshaneko
    @Potatoshaneko 2 года назад +318

    I love how the Guardsman and Dreadnaughts are walking in sync with each other, and the Space Marines are not. Parade etiquette is beneath them, they are trained for one thing and one thing only, purging Xenos scum.

    • @heliosjollywolf9552
      @heliosjollywolf9552 2 года назад +66

      marines: we're not taking part in some parade for a mortal
      venerable dreadnaughts: you will take part
      marines: fine.... but dont expect us to be in sync

    • @willyjam1870
      @willyjam1870 2 года назад +14

      They are walking in the rhythm

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 2 года назад +10

      I guess becoming a Dreadnought loosens you out a bit.

    • @TitusCastiglione1503
      @TitusCastiglione1503 2 года назад +17

      @@gamechanger8908 they’re the curmudgeonly grandpas of their units.

    • @Ganon-b292
      @Ganon-b292 Год назад +4

      Suffer not the alien

  • @chaosXP3RT
    @chaosXP3RT 2 года назад +842

    Space Marines are so common and often so much the focus of attention in the Warhammer 40k universe that sometimes I forget actually how special they really are. In a galaxy of billions upon billions of humans, this video kind of puts in perspective how the Space Marines would be in such a universe. They are almost literally the Emperor's Chosen (hence Astartes or Angels) and their holier-than-thou attitude makes sense, along with their confidence and determination in combat. They're literally killing machines created by the Emperor himself and so they've dedicated everything around them to the Emperor (even ironically entombing their fatally wounded battle-brothers into giant dreadnoughts instead of letting them die, just like how the Emperor was entombed on the Golden Throne)

    • @CodeChivalric
      @CodeChivalric 2 года назад +67

      Being entombed in a dreadnought is actually a voluntary thing more often than not. Most SMs opt into it because they have been mentally conditioned to WANT to keep fighting as long as they can, even if it means being a lump of meat in a dreadnought sarcophagus (which based on the fiction I have read is an existence of constant pain when they aren't "sleeping"). "Normal" SMs also see it as a great honor to become a dreadnought. The only ones that usually prefer not to become dreadnoughts are the Grey Knights because they would rather be put to rest with their fallen brothers in the vaults on Titan.

    • @TheDragonfriday
      @TheDragonfriday 2 года назад +14

      And there what only 1000 of them? Never increase past 1000 or decrease, well they are not like halo treating there Spartan like the only armies units they fucking got rid of ODST and marines.... I dislike how they treated Spartans more common then rare foot soldiers like the trilogy

    • @CodeChivalric
      @CodeChivalric 2 года назад +28

      @@TheDragonfriday 1000 Space Marines PER Chapter, after the Second Founding. The Space Marine Legions from the Great Crusade era had anywhere from 10,000 to over 250,000 marines per legion, depending on the strength and recruitment efforts, or if they were depleted after a difficult campaign.

    • @curtisroberts4269
      @curtisroberts4269 2 года назад +31

      It’s interesting to remember that for the average Imperial citizen, even seeing an Astartes in a military parade like this is a once in several lifetimes event (and that’s being generous). To see one is like seeing a walking, breathing demigod from legends and myths. And as extra spice (though it’s doubtful most people would know), to see a Space Marine would be to literally see the children of the Emperor, His (as in your literal God’s) genetic progeny marching down your street.

    • @theoldnorth2777
      @theoldnorth2777 2 года назад +14

      @@CodeChivalric I think in the current 40k fluff there probably isn't more than 500 to 700 chapters too. So less than a million Astartes across the galaxy. Give or take because of oddbods like the Black Templars

  • @bjornthefellhanded5655
    @bjornthefellhanded5655 2 года назад +244

    Yknow SpaceMarines, Dreadnoughts and Imperial Guard are cool and all.....but I really fucking wish there were animations showing ALL known Imperial Titans and Imperial Knight in one long-ass parade.
    The God-Engines of War are by far some of the coolest things EVER to come from TableTop WarGaming.

    • @jonathanallen3688
      @jonathanallen3688 2 года назад +26

      Everyone happy till the giant apocalypse cathedral titan shows up lmao.

    • @bjornthefellhanded5655
      @bjornthefellhanded5655 2 года назад +9

      @@jonathanallen3688 then I'll be EXTREMELY happy.

    • @matthewbennett6994
      @matthewbennett6994 2 года назад +5

      Like man, imagine the feet of a literal walking death castle, with feet acting as literal tank carriers walking past, and hearing the horn my god
      Mwah 👌🏻 chef’s kiss

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 2 года назад +5

      Imperial Knights = Guardsman
      Warlord Titans = Space Marines
      Imperator Titans = Dreadnoughts

    • @rexlare6509
      @rexlare6509 2 года назад +4

      Sentinels
      Squires
      Knights
      War hounds
      Reavers
      Warlords
      Imperator.
      A parade that needs an entire state’s space just to march on through

  • @SirPlocks
    @SirPlocks 2 года назад +272

    No better bass than the March of space marines and dreadnoughts

  • @jvhunko
    @jvhunko 2 года назад +353

    GLORY TO ROGAL DORN GLORY TO THE EMPEROR BROTHERS

    • @morvish1925
      @morvish1925 2 года назад +10

      GLORY TO ALL LOYAL SONS OF THE EMPEROR

    • @greyknight4809
      @greyknight4809 2 года назад +7

      Hello fellow emperor worshippers

    • @jvhunko
      @jvhunko 2 года назад +5

      @@greyknight4809 oh no a grey knight

    • @greyknight4809
      @greyknight4809 2 года назад +2

      @@jvhunko I'm no threat

    • @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632
      @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 2 года назад +3

      @@greyknight4809 you say that, but this would be the first and last time any civilian would see a grey knight. Especially when the inquisitors find out.

  • @TheSamvichMan
    @TheSamvichMan 2 года назад +419

    "our brother's strength is our strength, our brother's family is our family, our brother's death is our motivation to fight on, our brother's roars is our song to victory, my brother, we are here to help you in times of need, we shall be the light of hope for the families we protect, families we love, families we adore, and families we respect, let my death be the shining light to victory"
    -the salamanders

    • @the_real_inquisitor
      @the_real_inquisitor 2 года назад +14

      This talks about astrates as well as imperial guard soldiers. Salamanders never talk about soldiers as worthless useable tools, there see them as kinda equally.
      Salamanders are a great chapter.

    • @Ricky-ce3jo
      @Ricky-ce3jo 2 года назад +12

      My favorite chapter, the pyromaniacal humanitarians lol

    • @cartercoffman1021
      @cartercoffman1021 Год назад +1

      ​@@Ricky-ce3jo
      Same.

    • @ezekalation9637
      @ezekalation9637 Год назад +1

      Well as one of, if not the only chapter thats allowed to live with their mortal families when theres downtime thats something you could see coming
      furthermore these toughts and ideals are basicly inherently build into their genetics as those were already present before they were introduced to Vulcan

  • @SheriffJoe420
    @SheriffJoe420 2 года назад +156

    This madlad fucking did it.
    Respect+

  • @chancellorpalpatine3729
    @chancellorpalpatine3729 2 года назад +149

    This makes me feel like manifest destiny isn't over yet

  • @DaBestSkully
    @DaBestSkully 2 года назад +183

    brothers, to partake in our crusade is to be immortal!

  • @echo3560
    @echo3560 2 года назад +201

    Brother. Get the flamer. THE HEAVY. FLAMER.

    • @supernoloo7757
      @supernoloo7757 2 года назад +18

      “Brother I am chilled here”

    • @chaosbringer2000
      @chaosbringer2000 2 года назад +10

      Brother I promise I will not go heretical

    • @irishspartanstudios
      @irishspartanstudios 2 года назад +11

      @@chaosbringer2000 _A Few Drinks Later_ "KILL! MAIM! BURN! CHAOS WILL CONSUME YOU!!!"

    • @skeletor7144
      @skeletor7144 2 года назад +7

      IN THIS ECONOMY???

    • @SKELLYBOI2617
      @SKELLYBOI2617 2 года назад +1

      @@irishspartanstudios I heard chaos

  • @TheJaga
    @TheJaga 2 года назад +192

    "there are 4 alien malicious alien civilizations that could attack earth"
    THEY CAN BLOODY TRY
    AND THEY WILL FAIL
    FOR I STAND WITH MY BROTHERS

  • @kukelhupf
    @kukelhupf 2 года назад +41

    This comment section is one of the best on RUclips.
    The Emperor protects!

  • @terraflopped
    @terraflopped 8 месяцев назад +8

    >starts up any fricking game
    >Thinks "Right lets do a pacifist run today "
    >*5 seconds later*

  • @arhumzia6360
    @arhumzia6360 2 года назад +376

    Hopefully soon cant wait to wage a galactic scale war!

    • @humblecustodian4228
      @humblecustodian4228 2 года назад +15

      Well

    • @humblecustodian4228
      @humblecustodian4228 2 года назад +43

      Um mabye don’t even though I’d love to crack some xeno skulls with a thunder hammer I just hope we have the emperor behind us

    • @killerspieler7784
      @killerspieler7784 2 года назад +29

      You don't even realize, we have laws against warcrimes, but the nations only agreed not to commit them against eachother.

    • @arhumzia6360
      @arhumzia6360 2 года назад +58

      @@killerspieler7784 Its not a warcrime if it isnt human

    • @teggy1734
      @teggy1734 2 года назад +16

      Yes fellow guardsman, come aboard, the valkyrie will take of soon !

  • @greyofpta5305
    @greyofpta5305 2 года назад +78

    I've played this all the way through an unhealthy amount of times.

    • @chaosXP3RT
      @chaosXP3RT 2 года назад +8

      You're not alone Brother

  • @uberfeel
    @uberfeel 2 года назад +90

    Daily reminder that human rights law won't work on those who are not "human"

    • @TossMySalad69
      @TossMySalad69 11 месяцев назад +4

      Based

    • @JRBDWD
      @JRBDWD 9 месяцев назад +2

      *Turns to look at Africa, Asia and South America with evil intent*

    • @ethankagak4256
      @ethankagak4256 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@JRBDWD, that's pretty heretical of you, brother. Would hate to call an Inquisitor

    • @kevinpeixes3735
      @kevinpeixes3735 3 месяца назад

      ​@@JRBDWD The Emperor unites us, we fight the xenos, not ourselves.

    • @JRBDWD
      @JRBDWD 3 месяца назад

      @@kevinpeixes3735 *Looks at how the Emperor "pacified" earth*

  • @drandarchive7656
    @drandarchive7656 Год назад +45

    Le castle vania: I feel this song miss something
    Space marines: F E E T P E R C U S S I O N

  • @MrObasiah
    @MrObasiah Год назад +73

    This is what I listen to when I deadlift. I can feel the might of the imperium course through me

    • @blackairforceone
      @blackairforceone Год назад +4

      as yes a man of culture

    • @Waste1909
      @Waste1909 Год назад +2

      By the Emperor you must deadlift more than Eddie Hall

    • @DankSlayer_Ornstien
      @DankSlayer_Ornstien Месяц назад

      It bestows upon one the unbridled power of humanity that those accursed xenos fear.

  • @Fransens
    @Fransens 2 года назад +96

    I can already feel my devotion to the God-Emperor reaching new heights never before imaginable.

  • @zykov4439
    @zykov4439 2 года назад +187

    if an space marine said brother join me ill join pretty mutch

    • @NyeMechworks
      @NyeMechworks 2 года назад +13

      Join me my bruddah. Wid my powah ahmah you shall kno da we!

    • @BIGBOSS-bu1jt
      @BIGBOSS-bu1jt 2 года назад +8

      @@NyeMechworks primarch vulkan?

    • @ThunderBirb
      @ThunderBirb 2 года назад +9

      @@BIGBOSS-bu1jt VULKAN LIVES *STOMP STOMP* VULKAN LIVES *STOMP STOMP*

    • @Freedmoon44
      @Freedmoon44 2 года назад +5

      You wouldnt have a choice either way, he didnt ask if you wanted to join, he told you to join him, you dont disobey a Space marine

    • @B1-997
      @B1-997 2 года назад +3

      @@Freedmoon44 it’s the enthusiasm that matters :)

  • @GabrielAugustomisterkakuna
    @GabrielAugustomisterkakuna 2 года назад +21

    We're only killing eachother is because we haven't found a better target.

  • @mercer251s.8
    @mercer251s.8 Год назад +10

    War is a cruel invention that only happens to humanity...the yellow ants in the yard when they find out that there is a colony of black ants near them:

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 Год назад +16

    "show that you have humanity in you, have m-"
    I didn't hear what you said there but I'll show you "humanity"

  • @GameVeteran86
    @GameVeteran86 Год назад +64

    “Milky Way galaxy has four malicious’ alien civilizations that could attack Earth.”
    Emperor of Mankind: Allow me to introduce myself.

    • @Your_Average_Warlord_Titan
      @Your_Average_Warlord_Titan Год назад +4

      Every astarte ever: MAKE THAT ONE

    • @JoshLefelhocz
      @JoshLefelhocz 6 месяцев назад

      That's GOD-Emperor of Mankind, thank you very much!

    • @JimmySpace69
      @JimmySpace69 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@JoshLefelhocz I am not a God, citizen

    • @ethankagak4256
      @ethankagak4256 3 месяца назад

      ​​@@JimmySpace69 THE EMPEROR LIVES!!

    • @JimmySpace69
      @JimmySpace69 3 месяца назад

      @@ethankagak4256 of course, I do, child of humanity
      As long as I draw breath, mankind shall not falter

  • @allthegoodnamesaretoken
    @allthegoodnamesaretoken 2 года назад +42

    I known nothing about Warhammer's Universe, but it's dope as hell!

  • @Spaceiscewl
    @Spaceiscewl Год назад +18

    Behold, humanity’s superpower. Unbridled, impossibly powerful, trans-dimensional racism.

    • @Your_Average_Warlord_Titan
      @Your_Average_Warlord_Titan Год назад +3

      Even in the 41st millennium, I shall still arrest salamanders over possession of storm bolters and chainswords

    • @es-rh8oo
      @es-rh8oo Месяц назад +1

      ​@@Your_Average_Warlord_Titan I saw him reaching I swear on the Throne!

  • @bababoey_
    @bababoey_ Год назад +47

    Finally a song that makes me want to conquer galaxies

  • @divinegokublack1362
    @divinegokublack1362 Месяц назад +5

    In one of the animated DC movies, one of my favorite lines is Darkseid after dealing with Batman.
    He says
    “Well played. Had the Kryptonian or the Amazon taken that gamble, they would have lost. They do not have the strength of character to destroy an entire planet to achieve success. But you? A human? You kill your own kind to win battles; an admirable quality.”
    Really does shine on humans that we go above and beyond to erase ourselves and others to win.
    Seeing how we as humans keep seeking out life, we really are the alien invaders. We just have to have everything. We can’t stop

  • @acolvin197
    @acolvin197 Год назад +179

    Does this give anyone else the masculane urge to fight for the Emperor?
    FOR THE EMPEROR!

  • @JoshuaAndres
    @JoshuaAndres Год назад +20

    “There are four hostile civilizations in the Milky Way galaxy”
    Humans: “Since when are there three more?!”

  • @killerspieler7784
    @killerspieler7784 2 года назад +59

    This is not a loop they are just walking to the planet where the xenos are.

  • @kakapokid1796
    @kakapokid1796 2 года назад +19

    See another bloody advert for 'Avatar 2'
    My opinion on how the blue cat people should be dealt with:

    • @Definetlyalive
      @Definetlyalive 2 года назад

      "DIE SCUM
      NO PRISONERS
      FOR THE EMPEROR
      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"*

    • @Your_Average_Warlord_Titan
      @Your_Average_Warlord_Titan Год назад +3

      *DEUS VULT HOC*

    • @peterwolf8395
      @peterwolf8395 Год назад +2

      Cross over would be fun sir these big blue monkeys shot us with arroys and refuse the emperors ligth. Cue dark angels well we came for thier shiny rocks anyway exterminatus them and we go to terra.

    • @es-rh8oo
      @es-rh8oo Месяц назад

      ​@@peterwolf8395the Emperor Provides, brother!

    • @DankSlayer_Ornstien
      @DankSlayer_Ornstien Месяц назад

      ​@@peterwolf8395 Those xenos would tremble in fear as the Titans are deployed

  • @unga_bunga6004
    @unga_bunga6004 2 года назад +66

    there's four hostile nations out there.
    AND WE'RE 3 OF THEM

    • @fishboi6763
      @fishboi6763 2 года назад +5

      YES BROTHER

    • @Your_Average_Warlord_Titan
      @Your_Average_Warlord_Titan Год назад +2

      By the weight of our armies and firepower of our guns, the xenos shall die at our hands and be crushed by our treads, incinerated by our flamers and faced with a hundred thousand lasguns
      -me just now

  • @DarkmourneTheFlayer
    @DarkmourneTheFlayer 2 года назад +52

    Much as I love Orks, I gotta admit, I really do respect the Astartes. They've grown on me, especially after seeing Helsreach. Despite what they are, they're still quite human, and I find their dedication admirable. They carry themselves like true warriors.

    • @Your_Average_Warlord_Titan
      @Your_Average_Warlord_Titan Год назад

      You brother, are on the cusp of heresy

    • @KincaidCalder-vn6bo
      @KincaidCalder-vn6bo Год назад +1

      Same. Even though Orks are my favorite faction I still shout Imperium slogans because it is my duty as a breathing human being.

    • @loganhughes5959
      @loganhughes5959 Год назад +1

      I smell heresy. (Orks are cool as hell though)

  • @thefox11withthemtf
    @thefox11withthemtf Год назад +25

    How the Imperium responds to the even smallest xeno threat.

    • @Your_Average_Warlord_Titan
      @Your_Average_Warlord_Titan Год назад +1

      Grey slugs with sticks stones and fire detected(not in lore)*:
      Imperium: launches crusade with the most tactically sound and precise strategies in the history of the imperium rivaled only by the emperors own campaigns*
      Fighting literally anything else*

  • @moekaos5423
    @moekaos5423 Год назад +22

    I love how everyone in the comments of these videos the hype and motivation these videos gave everyone to kick alien ass no matter what they are is amazing makes me proud being human with y'all.

    • @Thetankracer
      @Thetankracer Год назад +2

      Videos like this make me want to chug whisky, go to space, and become a fucking problem

  • @LiamDillen
    @LiamDillen 2 года назад +184

    Thank you for making this masterpiece an hour long

  • @hugodelattre6007
    @hugodelattre6007 9 месяцев назад +6

    Commone people :it's a shame that human have develloped nuclear weapon
    40k fan :it's a shame that human have only develloped nuclear weapon

  • @CausticLemons7
    @CausticLemons7 Год назад +10

    Service guarantees citizenship.

  • @thedenseone6443
    @thedenseone6443 2 года назад +48

    Ay thanks for linking the original music, you're the first person I've seen post this meme that actually bothered to do that

    • @SirJad_
      @SirJad_  2 года назад +12

      no problem

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 2 года назад +34

    Time to fortify *THE PLANET* 👀

  • @jasonalcatraz5817
    @jasonalcatraz5817 2 года назад +6

    Aliens: why did you show us this as your first message of contact?
    Humanity: To give you a fair warning.
    Aliens: what about?
    Humanity: what’s coming for you if you fuck around and find out.

  • @greyknight4809
    @greyknight4809 2 года назад +57

    This has been blessed by the emperor himself

    • @Your_Average_Warlord_Titan
      @Your_Average_Warlord_Titan Год назад

      What's a greyknight, goad I swaer I see yu greyknights everywhere always killin daemons an shit but whenevur sum1 seez u, u put a whole rauwnd thru their chest like jeez

    • @greyknight4809
      @greyknight4809 Год назад

      @@Your_Average_Warlord_Titan well we are one with the inquisition and we are know for killing our witnesses because we must keep our awareness secret

    • @Your_Average_Warlord_Titan
      @Your_Average_Warlord_Titan Год назад

      @@greyknight4809 your talking to me on a public website accessed by hundreds of millions every hour, seems secure enough for some guys hiding on titan from EVERYTHING in the imperium

  • @Justicegamingandco
    @Justicegamingandco 2 года назад +44

    the perfect loop doesnt exis-- *getting crushed by imperial fists*

  • @imanormalpersom
    @imanormalpersom 2 месяца назад +5

    "Humans invented Warfare"
    Ants 50 million years ago when the colony on the tree over yonder has slightly more seeds than them:

  • @Scudboy17
    @Scudboy17 2 года назад +84

    Just to put things in perspective- this looks like 1 company of Space marines w/Imperial Guard support troops. Multiply this by about 10,000 and you'd still only have about 1% of the Imperiums actual military strength.- and that's not even taking into account the Imperial Navy, the Titan Legions or the armies of the Adeptus Mechanichus and the many various troops and specialists fielded by the Inquisition. Yes, WH40k is that batshit insane. Gotta love it.

  • @Elthenar
    @Elthenar 2 года назад +11

    To any who might be wondering, this is where the visuals come from.
    ruclips.net/video/cZc6cr6G2E4/видео.html
    It was called the Lord Inquisitor, it was supposed to be made into a full length movie but the guy couldn't get the finances to work. Which is normal when dealing with GW IP's.

  • @TheInvisibleCactusYT
    @TheInvisibleCactusYT Год назад +9

    Send this to someone who has no idea what Warhammer is and wait for the reaction

  • @venerablebrothergoriate5844
    @venerablebrothergoriate5844 Год назад +8

    “There are four hostile civilizations in the galaxy”
    Human MFs: “MAKE THAT FIVE.”
    *[RACKS BOLTGUN]*

  • @kingpoker7468
    @kingpoker7468 2 года назад +24

    This is me when enemy empires start making claims on my systems in stellaris

  • @leeumwert9334
    @leeumwert9334 2 года назад +44

    America when someone has oil

    • @kriegsman40k37
      @kriegsman40k37 2 года назад +14

      This joke has been done 9137373848293 times.

    • @Algorithms_Child
      @Algorithms_Child 2 года назад +7

      @@kriegsman40k37 Bou’t as many gallons of oil the US… liberates from poor countries.

    • @BoliceOccifer
      @BoliceOccifer 2 года назад +3

      @@Algorithms_Child Source? None? Classic.

    • @crapwithanopinion2919
      @crapwithanopinion2919 2 года назад +3

      @@BoliceOccifer source is how many countries we've invaded.

    • @luizthewarlord5597
      @luizthewarlord5597 2 года назад +5

      America when aliens have oil

  • @sullentamp9140
    @sullentamp9140 2 года назад +19

    With how great of timing modern drill teams have, space marine drill teams must be fucking impeccable

  • @supernoloo7757
    @supernoloo7757 2 года назад +39

    Grab your lazrifles bois we got some crusading to catch up on!

  • @JoshuaAndres
    @JoshuaAndres Год назад +8

    Normies: “Alien societies”
    Me (an intellectual): “poor excuses for civilizations”

  • @mrviking2mcall212
    @mrviking2mcall212 2 года назад +15

    And all this because a Spanish grad student made up some bullshit statistics that a clickbait article picked up on.
    WORTH IT.

  • @jacobgracia8603
    @jacobgracia8603 2 года назад +12

    Imagine being the guardsmen marching in the front just being followed by fucking monster footsteps

    • @DankSlayer_Ornstien
      @DankSlayer_Ornstien Месяц назад

      They are fearless, as the footsteps remind that they're not alone

  • @robocop4459
    @robocop4459 2 года назад +72

    Someone should make a synced edit with the full song

    • @IJUSTTALKOK
      @IJUSTTALKOK 2 года назад

      Link?

    • @user-xn8ku5tl7t
      @user-xn8ku5tl7t 2 года назад

      What's the full song

    • @brandonwelsh5090
      @brandonwelsh5090 2 года назад +1

      @@user-xn8ku5tl7t Freaks by Le Castle Vania

    • @kukelhupf
      @kukelhupf 2 года назад +2

      The full song doesn't have the same vibe as this specific part.

  • @cryabouthunting8155
    @cryabouthunting8155 2 года назад +74

    This is way better than the wolfenstein hell march

    • @JoshLefelhocz
      @JoshLefelhocz 2 года назад +3

      Even better than the Imperial March with the Stormtroopers and Lord Vader.

    • @Refrigerator44
      @Refrigerator44 Год назад +2

      @@JoshLefelhocz this is the “Imperium March”

    • @Hunter-zf7rt
      @Hunter-zf7rt Год назад +1

      What about the Krieg March, brother?

    • @Reaper9-4
      @Reaper9-4 11 месяцев назад

      Infinitely better

  • @peterwolf8395
    @peterwolf8395 Год назад +9

    Dont listen to this at the gym . I was crushing prs in reps and mass destroyed a cardio mashine for 1 hojr straigth at 200 plus watts and when i blacked out i woke up to this still blasting and realizied i am not even ready for the guard yet.

  • @valcan321
    @valcan321 Год назад +6

    Aliens in Old Night: Lets go torture some humans LOL whats the worst that could happen!
    Humans: I took that personally

  • @Riley_Potato
    @Riley_Potato 2 года назад +76

    I didn’t want this
    I needed this

  • @mikep2504
    @mikep2504 2 года назад +41

    do we have to do the imperium of man? because this is how you get the imperium of man.

    • @humamon2211
      @humamon2211 2 года назад +1

      Is that herecy or xenos talk I smell?!

    • @Hunter-zf7rt
      @Hunter-zf7rt Год назад

      ​@@humamon2211brother bring the inquisitors

  • @mikabakker1
    @mikabakker1 2 года назад +23

    doing the Emperors work

  • @sovietpowersupereme6231
    @sovietpowersupereme6231 2 года назад +9

    "If a Xeno doesn't speak English. It can speak to the emperor instead."

  • @Zulu_1-1YT
    @Zulu_1-1YT Год назад +20

    When I ever feel sad I listen to this and start a crusade