As boring as this movie was, I don't know why things like Twilight have more rating approval... Sure this movie missed the opportunity of becoming something decent but come on... I'm sure I've seen movies worse than this one.
When I was a kid, I walked into a McDonald's with my Slash action figure. When my dad went to the bathroom, a woman yanked it from my hands and gave it to her child. I told my dad when he came back but the mom and her son already left.... Needless to say, that memory is less scaring than this film.
+Chucky N I'd blame that bitch of a mother. Selfishly taking another kid's happiness for her son's? To hell with her. Plus, that fucker should be locked in jail for thievery.
Something Clever Well...as much as I hate that mother and child, I find that punishment to be a little too extreme. Yes, they stole a child's toy but to be horribly burned alive? I find that to be overkill. I also am curious as to where you got this story.
Wow that sucks but I had a similar experience; one time my mother yanked a Slash action figure from some kid's hands at McDonalds and gave it to me while his dad was in the bathroom. Years later I got cancer and our house burned down though
Unless you were one of the people who liked the show and toyline either the 90s show or the 2000's show or you were from Latin America, where the original toyline and show were very popular.
Just saw the movie, and all I can say is thank God I pirated it online for two reasons : 1- Because the movie does not deserve my money. 2- Because I could skip here and there to avoid killing myself throughout.
so apparently, Disney XD thought it was a good idea to give Max Steele a rebooted TV show, but won't put Tron:uprising back on the air?! what is wrong with people?!
Remember "Ned's Declassified" on Nickelodeon? Same production company. This is the definition of desperate. Some guy in a suit at Mattel was like "Look, just get it made okay? We already set aside a budget more fit for an indie horror movie than a superhero origin story. Hire a bunch of nobodies, it doesn't matter. It'll probably tank and no one involved will be proud of it but maybe we can make the money back in on-demand streams and bargain bin DVDs labeled in a way that could possibly trick clueless parents into thinking they're buying a Marvel movie."
Admiral Ackbar not really. He truly is one of the best actors alive. He shows every emotion in an extremely good way. Only reason he is hated is because of the shit amazing Spider-Man movies. He acted well in those but had shit movie. Good acting and a shit movie doesn't work. Also watch hacksaw ridge trailer
This movie was filmed in May 2014 and it took over two years to be released in theaters and the budget is a cheap $10 million that didn't make its money back because the movie sucks.
You want to know what else costed $10 million? Hereditary, one of the best films ever made. Just goes to show that budget is barely an obstacle for the craft.
I actually had a Max Steel action figure when I was a kid. It was my favorite toy for years. That was decades ago. I didn't see this movie. Nothing about it reminded me of the toys or gave me any sense of nostalgia. It's a pity, because even though the toys and the lore surrounding them isn't well known or popular today, there still could've been a decent film, but they screwed it up. Maybe someday, someone will surprise us all with a film inspired by Max Steel that actually works. Now I'm feeling nostalgic just thinking about those memories with it. Come to think of it, I don't remember what happened to my old toy. It wouldn't surprise me if it's buried in a box with my old things. Anyway, I'm rambling. That was a great review. Keep up the great work. I think I'll go dig around in my old things now.
C Wilson I knew Jem and the holograms was fucked from the start and I never watched that show in my life! I saw the nostalgia critic's video of it and it looks like they just stuck a big middle finger to all the fans around the world.
***** I also enjoyed the Amazing SpiderMan films, but the only reason they were made was so that Sony could try its best to keep Marvel from buying the rights.
Damn Chris I don't think I've ever seen you like this!! max steel must have really been bad.....but I could also tell by the commercials that this piece of shit was going to be.....well....shit!
And they are good depending on what good means. They make a shit ton of money every time, the effects in them are great, and cmon they are just fun to watch. That being said, revenge of the fallen is bad and they basically all have no storyline but that doesn't make them unlikable!
Norm Of The North Gods Of Egypt The Other Side Of The Door Cell Nine Lives The Disappointments Room When The Bough Breaks And now Max Steel 8 Films have received an F this year...2016 is a shit year...
I saw this movie once when I was staying in a Premier Inn (a hotel), and I must say that I was impressed, but not for the reasons the film wanted me to be. He literally ran from place to place having flashbacks.
Both are unwatchable. Batman & Robin tried to recreated the tone of the 1966 TV series, but instead, it created something horrible that makes you wonder how the executives of the WB let it happen. And Trash's Shit Four tried to make a in depth sci-fi story, but instead created a boring souless movie in which you can't give a damn about the characterns they are unlikeable.
cell9899 It is... although Ive probably saw that kind of design before. Videogames (warframe comes to mind) or basically any sci-fi DeviantArt illustration.
It looks like a peacekeeper from The Hunger Games movies. The final fight was kinda cool but Dread just sucked. Compared with the one from the Tv show who was actually kinda intimidating this one just seems to have this forced shout that sounds boring more than anything. It seemed to TRY to follow the tv show but was done really poorly.
They made a movie for seven to eleven year old boys with cute robots and missing dads. Then they threw in a boy girl horny daydream for twelve to sixteen year old boys. then they put in the warrior day dream of the eighteen to twenty four year olds. They stirred until the whole thing was one congealed mass and then poured it out on the universe. That is what happens when marketing people write movie scripts.
I didn't own any of the toys but I saw those commercials everywhere. I had no idea that this movie existed, but it sounds like something I have to see...once it's available to rent and with all of my friends while drunk. Great review as always!
I know there were some good movies this year, I'm saying that since the year 2000, I haven't seen a year with this few good movies to this point. There's only been like 5 great films this year. Everything else has either been "okay" just "decent" or most of them have been straight up "bad"
Can't say I'm surprised. I honestly only found out about this movie a week ago and when I did, I just laughed. Max Steel was not popular when I was a kid and to my knowledge, the current show, which this film is based on, is not popular. Why did you make a movie based on this!!!!!
The toys were very popular when I was a kid, and I think I was too old for the TV show but then again that was like 13 years ago. The movie should have probably come out many years ago 'cause not even me gives a fuck.
Kubrick most overrated director ever, one great and two half great movies. 2001 is the dullest most moronic piece of crap ever. It has this sheen of in depth meaning, so people say they love it, to be part of the intelligentsia. It sucked so bad.
I was bored, so I watched this review. I have to say, you doing something outside of your norm (spoiler review on a first review) is awesome! Much respect man.
that's actually pretty accurate that a teenage girl will quell her dignity and self-respect in order to receive attention from a good-looking boy. quite realistic and sad lol hell, college girls and grown women still do it. perhaps not the role model that we expect in movies, but a good 75% of poor females.
Personally, based on what I saw in High School and College, I'd say it happens with like 5% of girls. Maybe I've just managed to be an outlier and just about every girl I meet has self-respect. Who knows and who cares, really? I certainly don't.
just because they're not falling-over-themselves-in-front-of-you chasing some boy doesn't mean they don't have him stowed away in their personal life. i'm sure in all appearances, the young lady in the film would seem like a perfectly respectable girl. except in her personal life, she's following this chump around. life lesson, i guess. but maybe 75% is too high an estimate lol the more positive role models are involved, the less likely the incidence.
Everyone keeps saying this movie sucks and maybe some people maybe right, but I still think the movie is pretty good. I wonder how the Blue Beetle will compare?
I loved Max Steel as a kid. I watched the show and had a lot of the toys. But god, this movie sucked hard. Going in, I had a small sliver of a hope that they would base it on the old show, but no, it's based on Disney's shitty remake. This was not Max Steel, this was the love child of Iron Man and Ben 10.
the movie got a 0 on rotten tomatoes. not even the last airbender got that!😱
hjames78 last time i checked it was on 80%
hjames78
Once you get rated worse than Shanallamadingdong's disaster Opus, you basically become toxic waste converted into film.
Timber Humphrey no it's 0
As boring as this movie was, I don't know why things like Twilight have more rating approval... Sure this movie missed the opportunity of becoming something decent but come on... I'm sure I've seen movies worse than this one.
this is worst than the last airbender
When I was a kid, I walked into a McDonald's with my Slash action figure. When my dad went to the bathroom, a woman yanked it from my hands and gave it to her child. I told my dad when he came back but the mom and her son already left.... Needless to say, that memory is less scaring than this film.
haha
mrsaintsgodzilla21 I'm sorry to hear that no kid should have to go through that
+Chucky N I'd blame that bitch of a mother. Selfishly taking another kid's happiness for her son's? To hell with her. Plus, that fucker should be locked in jail for thievery.
Something Clever Well...as much as I hate that mother and child, I find that punishment to be a little too extreme. Yes, they stole a child's toy but to be horribly burned alive? I find that to be overkill.
I also am curious as to where you got this story.
Wow that sucks but I had a similar experience; one time my mother yanked a Slash action figure from some kid's hands at McDonalds and gave it to me while his dad was in the bathroom. Years later I got cancer and our house burned down though
The funny thing is that this video was edited better than the entire movie.
Jaxer As someone who has literally JUST seen the film, I can confirm this statement.
i seen the first 20 minutes of the movie and got bored instantely and decided to read a book AND I HATE READING
Lol!....that's harsh
You’re a hater
6:30 "they can see like every star in the solar system"
So like, one?
Thurgor Supreme That was perfect.
So they where out during the day?
ikr
Maybe, he meant milky way
haha
That intro was hilarious! XD
Ike funny af
Rahul Varma the normal intro with the explosion just made the walking out so much better XD
this movie doesn't deserve an 11 minute youtube review lol
I can relate. It was my expression walking out of "Q" in 1982 after just 20 min. and demanding my money back.
Rahul Varma ikr lol
"Oh, that's unfortunate. I really wanted to check this out." - Nobody.
Trevor Gray 😂😂😂
Yeah, I like the new show but I have literally no interest to watch this movie.
out this check to wanted I
Unless you were one of the people who liked the show and toyline either the 90s show or the 2000's show or you were from Latin America, where the original toyline and show were very popular.
I seen the trailer for the movie. It looked like a generic and filled with superhero cliches so I didn’t have interest in seeing it
This "film" is sitting at 0% on rotten tomatoes. O%, it's worse than fan4stick.
Rotten Tomatoes itself gets a 0%
It's 5% now. lol
MadCap Productions Nope. It went back to 0%.
Haha.. 0%
EPIC
0 or O?
Just saw the movie, and all I can say is thank God I pirated it online for two reasons :
1- Because the movie does not deserve my money.
2- Because I could skip here and there to avoid killing myself throughout.
so apparently, Disney XD thought it was a good idea to give Max Steele a rebooted TV show, but won't put Tron:uprising back on the air?!
what is wrong with people?!
Joy Charisma Right!!
Joy Charisma Toys. Thats all there is to it, they want to sell toys
It wasn't Disney.
max steel is fun (reboot show)
zeonthefox no
I was expecting an A+.
+king of wakanda You were seriously expecting an A+? Out of a 2016 movie? Or are you just trolling?
Noah Sosa h I'm not stupid.
Isee you on collider sometimes :)
King of Wakanda Well the fact that you were expecting an A+ out of a 2016 movie seems to imply that you are
Noah Sosa someone can't take a joke...
Damn, a 0 % on RT. Not one critic has anything good to say about this movie. And Chris gave it an F.
One question...Max Steel vs Norm of the North!?!?
Captain Rogers Nine Lives
It took forever for it to even get any reviews.
Jkop they didn't do advance screenings or even Thursday night showings. So they set this film up for failure
+Travis Houze yeah, I don't think anyone who made it cared.
I enjoyed nine lives... it was a guilty pleasure
The question is... will it win a razzie for worst picture?
Max Steel deserved the Razzie.
It probably didn’t get the razzie because no one saw this movie
@@DungeonWolf42 Wow what a waste, They also chose Trump for Worst Actor over John Travolta in Gotti in 2019, The razzies are a joke.
Wow one thing that Chris actually did not grow up loving, I never thought this day would come
Bboy Inferno What kind of boy would buy a doll?
He also wasn't a fan of Ninja Turtles as a child.
Silas Haun I search these videos just for te "grew up with as a kid," meme
AND the Transformers series. he definitely doesn't know what he's missing.
Also, he didn't grow up with Robocop.
Jesus Christ Chris said he DIDN'T grow up with something? Fucking hell the end times are near!
Nasmr lol. W.
Nasmr everybody is going to die!!!
The end is near! The end is near! Fucking run away. The end is near.
George Zhang Hahaha. Wtf KIIINNNNNGGG!!!
that shows that at east he's not a lier.
Remember "Ned's Declassified" on Nickelodeon? Same production company. This is the definition of desperate. Some guy in a suit at Mattel was like "Look, just get it made okay? We already set aside a budget more fit for an indie horror movie than a superhero origin story. Hire a bunch of nobodies, it doesn't matter. It'll probably tank and no one involved will be proud of it but maybe we can make the money back in on-demand streams and bargain bin DVDs labeled in a way that could possibly trick clueless parents into thinking they're buying a Marvel movie."
TJ Hastie to Ned's declassified was my shit
Ned's Declassified was one of the best Nick shows
TJ Hastie Seems accurate...
ComicBookJacob It was fantastic
that. Was. BEAUTIFUL! 👏👏👏👏
the kid looks like a discount Andrew Garfield
ding
lmaoooo
he probably did the movie for some Starbucks and a giftcard
and Andrew Garfield is real shit to begin with
Admiral Ackbar not really. He truly is one of the best actors alive. He shows every emotion in an extremely good way. Only reason he is hated is because of the shit amazing Spider-Man movies. He acted well in those but had shit movie. Good acting and a shit movie doesn't work. Also watch hacksaw ridge trailer
'When they go outside they can see every star in the solar system'
well i should hope so
thats not realistic
MegaDudeman21 there is only 1 star in the solar system. The sun
oh lol. i see what u mean now
MegaDudeman21
Farai Mazhandu
yes?
I vote Hilariocity.
Who else wants one of this movie?
Abhishek Dwivedula it would need to be funnily bad to be a hilariocity, from the sounds of it it's just bland.
Abhishek Dwivedula Pretty sure this review became a stealth Hilariocity.
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Ever since I heard about a max steel movie I knew it was gonna suck
And worse it isn't even based on the OG one it's based on the bad tv show and toys one
A quick money grab that will make no money.
of course
+smashin that's what they get for putting out trash.
you know what funny ? try to google maxsteel,it will give you a 80% rotten tomato but if you click on the linkyou will see it 0% on the main site
Max Steel?.. Was Cypher Raige taken? Oh.. yeah...
NC 4ever
Omicron Delta Rho You'll not make me have emotion in a Shyamalan movie again!
H
Kitai Raige
IM DYING
How many F films does that make for 2016 now?
DoctorXander 8 F films that he reviewed.
Jake Alhalabi now it's nine
God, 2016 was not a good year for... anything, really.
@@b3rz3rk3r9 lol
Well I think that clears it up, no toy line movie will ever beat the lego movie
Echoingdolphin are you you watching it on Cartoon Network right now too?
***** thats not based on a toy line
CHAINSLAWTER HD I was
Yeah a toy line is based on toy story
GoldBacon Will mhm. the toy line was based on the movie not vice versa
Wait, this was based on an action figure? I didn't even notice.
Asuna Yuuki It's based on the 2012 reboot.
I thought it was fake this whole time
you wouldnt.. you most likely wasnt even born then
LORDE OWS I meant i saw a trailer and didn't know it was official
Wasn't talking to you
It's funny how the villain looks cooler in the toyline than in the actual film.
The plotline to this movie sounds like a kid dealing with puberty
GoodCitizen, GreatCitizen! A erection
I would make a joke about him discovering he's gender fluid, but I feel like the internet would implode if I did
Whats gender fluid?
I was at 7:20 in the video when I read this comment
@@PhyreI3ird
Yeah, cause the internet isn't filled with people making the same hacky joke ad nauseum. Lol
This movie was filmed in May 2014 and it took over two years to be released in theaters and the budget is a cheap $10 million that didn't make its money back because the movie sucks.
You want to know what else costed $10 million? Hereditary, one of the best films ever made.
Just goes to show that budget is barely an obstacle for the craft.
Crazy Marker Films
Not to defend this movie, but action movies require much higher budgets than horror.
I actually had a Max Steel action figure when I was a kid. It was my favorite toy for years. That was decades ago. I didn't see this movie. Nothing about it reminded me of the toys or gave me any sense of nostalgia. It's a pity, because even though the toys and the lore surrounding them isn't well known or popular today, there still could've been a decent film, but they screwed it up. Maybe someday, someone will surprise us all with a film inspired by Max Steel that actually works. Now I'm feeling nostalgic just thinking about those memories with it. Come to think of it, I don't remember what happened to my old toy. It wouldn't surprise me if it's buried in a box with my old things. Anyway, I'm rambling. That was a great review. Keep up the great work. I think I'll go dig around in my old things now.
My entire family wants to see this shit show?! I just want to see The Accountant
svik71 you are the most sensible person in your family
svik71 Get a better family
I had the same experience with jem and the holograms
+Andres Carrillo You poor poor poor poor poor poor poor soul...
svik71 just sneak into the accountant while they aren't looking
Did anyone else watch the trailer and just think of Fant4stic?
Pat Leahy I thought it was fan made
+iron rifle same until I saw Official Trailer
Pat Leahy i thought about tgat when he started ti talk about making a movie with the sole purpose of retaining a property
Luis Emiliano González Vinces i barely got what you said
Those toy commercials look more entertaining than this shitty movie.
0% Rotten Tomatoes, this movie is something special...
OKAY I HAVE TO KEEP REPLAYING THE INTRO CAUSE IT HAS ME DYING OF LAUGHTER
*silence* "........fuck" 😂😂😂
LovePatchSour yeah you peng btw
This movie looks like one of those fan made youtube videos streched into a movie
Shawn Pool I honestly feel like a RUclips filmmaker would at least make a film like this with a little more charm in the writing
So the film is this year's fan4stic? I'll be sure to avoid it like it's the plague.
So which movie is better Fantastic Four (2015) or Max Steel (2016)?
C Wilson I knew Jem and the holograms was fucked from the start and I never watched that show in my life! I saw the nostalgia critic's video of it and it looks like they just stuck a big middle finger to all the fans around the world.
DesTroyazoid p
DesTroyazoid This makes Jem and the Holograms and Fantastic Four 2015 look like The Force Awakens
C Wilson why can't you spell fantastic 4?
this movie looks like it has a budget of $1
Brayan Argandona Florentino true
*0$
No $0.01
Who else guessed that they ran in to each other?
I did lol, it is such a huge cliche
But the real question is, did she trip and fall into his arms?
I guessed high school, which I guess would be 2nd place in tropes.
I did. :|
I guessed that they bumped into each other. I was close enough.
Max Steele? Sounds like a cheesy porn name Lol
It does
Max Steel v Lex Steele: Dawn of Ass
Fire_Element yes sound porn
Max Steel; Notice Me Senpai?
6:31 every star in the solar system. Repeat that slowly.
Ben Runsdorf only one
I would be kind of psyched if a sarcastic robot followed me everywhere, TBH.
agree
I'd love to hang out with the robot from Interstellar, he was cool AF
Meh, should be like have a flying twitter feed
just shoot the, robot.
Booster gold
The poster looks like Tony Stark designed a Pepsi Man costume.
STAR KID! THATS WHAT THAT WAS! IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT WAS CALLED FOR YEARS!!
3:10 aka The Amazing Spider-Man
Matt Brown and fan4stic
Did not like the second at all..
Adrian Ventura The Amazing Spider Man movies were pretty TERRIBLE but hey it's a million times better than Max Steel.
+Deric James they was good to me, the Garfield spiderman films.
***** I also enjoyed the Amazing SpiderMan films, but the only reason they were made was so that Sony could try its best to keep Marvel from buying the rights.
No surprise, the movie looked like shit to begin with, the animated shows were way better, I mean that as a good thing of course
even the trailer sucks
Mediawatcher it looked like a shitty sentai and Kamen rider movie, the one where it's just an extended episode instead of movie quality.
Mediawatcher Haven't seen the new series, though.
Bogdan Lazar
Every star in the solar system? So they can just see the sun, then? At night? Man...that is a logical error.
good morning everyone, hope you are having a nice day
From where I'm living it's good night.
Parsa Films oh well then good night and sweet dreams
It's not morning though. It's 5:40pm, Saturday.
fcukugimmeausername it's morning where i live
Shafik Sayegh Thanks, good morning to you and have a fantastic day!
that intro was priceless!!! .......FUCK......lmao
Damn Chris I don't think I've ever seen you like this!! max steel must have really been bad.....but I could also tell by the commercials that this piece of shit was going to be.....well....shit!
i actually predicted the villian when i saw him for the first time
Me too!
I have the best insult for this movie:
It makes Michael Bay's Transformers movies look good.
this movie makes Michael Bay's transformers movies look like the fucking godfather and citizen kane.
Well Michael Bay's Transformers movies has A few GOOD films like Transformers (2007) and Transformers Dark of the Moon (2011)!
And they are good depending on what good means. They make a shit ton of money every time, the effects in them are great, and cmon they are just fun to watch. That being said, revenge of the fallen is bad and they basically all have no storyline but that doesn't make them unlikable!
Zac Ritner are you kidding me? Those movies were absolutely trash. Michael Bay ruined Transformers.
Chance Ondriezek I'd say they're around the same level.
Norm Of The North
Gods Of Egypt
The Other Side Of The Door
Cell
Nine Lives
The Disappointments Room
When The Bough Breaks
And now Max Steel
8 Films have received an F this year...2016 is a shit year...
Ben Early where is huntsman winter war it was also released in 2016
And Ghostbusters 2016
@@basharmahjoub7113 Ghostbusters reboot is way better than any of the films on that list tbh
I saw this movie once when I was staying in a Premier Inn (a hotel), and I must say that I was impressed, but not for the reasons the film wanted me to be. He literally ran from place to place having flashbacks.
It was also rebooted as a cartoon awhile back
But i never knew it was a reboot back then
+abdoulaye haidara also never knew it had another show before
Ayyyy Tsuna. Good to see some reborn love
HeartOfVanilla Ice Such an underrated show.
So much shit in 2016
HaydonGaming see Deepwater Horizon that was good.
HaydonGaming Every year has its trash
How do you know Chris has autism? Or just trolling?
2017 won't be a shitty year for movies.
***** You don't know that..... Also, tell that to the fact that pixar is making cars 3. Cars 3?!?! Like, why pixar? Why?
The Max Steel ads look better than this movie
Damn those commercials reminded me how much I love playing with my Max Steel toys lol.
Loved*
Fuck it I can't lie
Love*
Mark Dano
I like to play with Barby. I wonder, what's more gay...
Mark Dano Yep XD
*****
It's the Chinese fake version of Barbie. I don't have money for the real deal.
You put more effort in to this review than the movie-makers did to the movie
FUN FACT:
That movie was pulled out in theaters and becoming the worst grossing film ever. Thank u, Global Road Entertainment. Sheesh.
I still think the Last airbender is worse
@@lifeisberserk9566 doesn't matter which kind of movie sucks if directors watching TV to make based of things even toys. Pretty childish. Lol.
I hope they make a crossover with Norm of the North and 9 Lives. What should it be called?
Goodbye Chris
Max Norm
The 9 lives of max norm
The 9 Lives of Max of the North.
I have a better idea Foodfight 2: The Nine Lives Of Tentacolino of the North
Is this so bad it's good (BATMAN and Robin) or so bad it's unwatchable (Fan4stick)
Both are unwatchable. Batman & Robin tried to recreated the tone of the 1966 TV series, but instead, it created something horrible that makes you wonder how the executives of the WB let it happen. And Trash's Shit Four tried to make a in depth sci-fi story, but instead created a boring souless movie in which you can't give a damn about the characterns they are unlikeable.
Giovanni Alckmim Russo BATMAN and Robin I think you can at least make fun of and have a good time with friends on
david Lewis yeah
david Lewis According to Brad "Cinema Snob" Jones, Fant4stic is better.
***** 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is the absolute funniest review you've ever given. The beginning alone makes me howl with laughter every time I watch it.
but the costume looks so cool tho
cell9899 It is... although Ive probably saw that kind of design before. Videogames (warframe comes to mind) or basically any sci-fi DeviantArt illustration.
warframe with a bit of destiny on that helmet
cell9899 FELLOW TENNO!!!
It looks like a peacekeeper from The Hunger Games movies. The final fight was kinda cool but Dread just sucked. Compared with the one from the Tv show who was actually kinda intimidating this one just seems to have this forced shout that sounds boring more than anything. It seemed to TRY to follow the tv show but was done really poorly.
That's literally the only thing good about the movie, and the cartoon did it better.
Max Steel 2016: The Jem and the Holograms of 2016
They made a movie for seven to eleven year old boys with cute robots and missing dads. Then they threw in a boy girl horny daydream for twelve to sixteen year old boys. then they put in the warrior day dream of the eighteen to twenty four year olds. They stirred until the whole thing was one congealed mass and then poured it out on the universe. That is what happens when marketing people write movie scripts.
Jim Bronaugh "That is what happens when marketing people write movie scripts."
That explains everything.
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
zachmaster014 me too, and it was worth it.
zachmaster014 please tell me your joking...
+SiriusPower05 I think they are taking about the review, not the movie
Okay, Crossbones.
I didn't own any of the toys but I saw those commercials everywhere. I had no idea that this movie existed, but it sounds like something I have to see...once it's available to rent and with all of my friends while drunk. Great review as always!
this made the disneyxd version look like a legendary tv show
That intro commercial made me feel so old. Remember it being the best thing you could get for Christmas!
It's this years Jupiter Ascending...
Landon Wilson both movies are like fantasies writers had when they were 15.
This movie is like 10 times worse
At least that had Eddie Redmayne sounding like Voldemort for 2 hours.
Suicide Squad was more of this year's Jupiter's Ascending. This movie was Dragonball Evolution levels of shit.
Jupiter Ascending was bad, but this looks a lot worse. Just sayin'.
Be sure to look out for Max Steel: The Disney XD Cut
2016 has got to be the worst film year of the century to this point
sinister kiid civil war
sinister kiid deadpool
sinister kiid nah nvm I don't feel like naming a whole bunch
Deadpool, Civil War, etc...
I know there were some good movies this year, I'm saying that since the year 2000, I haven't seen a year with this few good movies to this point. There's only been like 5 great films this year. Everything else has either been "okay" just "decent" or most of them have been straight up "bad"
Why hasn't he reviewed "The Lobster" yet?
fncsp I know. It was great
thefluffybacca every bit was both smart and hilarious
fncsp yea, just an overall amazing movie
I really hated the lobster. Trying too much to be smart, but i liked the beginning
boiledfrog. LOL. IM SUBSCRIBING TO UR CHANNEL.
This is still the funniest review i've seen from chris with the toy commercials
Can't say I'm surprised. I honestly only found out about this movie a week ago and when I did, I just laughed. Max Steel was not popular when I was a kid and to my knowledge, the current show, which this film is based on, is not popular. Why did you make a movie based on this!!!!!
The toys were very popular when I was a kid, and I think I was too old for the TV show but then again that was like 13 years ago. The movie should have probably come out many years ago 'cause not even me gives a fuck.
7.5/10 on IMDB, who do I trust
Not IMDB for this one mate
Edward Whyman 0% on Rotten Tomatoes
This is why you don't trust IMDB unless 100k people voted for it already.
They see Me rollin that's worse then master of disguise. And about as bad as Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas! I did not expect that.
Never trust IMDB score for new releases. IMDB is very, very useless in that regards.
WHAT AM I?!?!?!?!!!!!!!
Finally something Chris didn't grow up with😂😂
Fuck man...Maybe you should review Sing street or the lobster on Blu Ray. So you can clean your head with those 6 F's you have given.
Wait a minute...they weren't 6,they were 8 !!! Oh,this has been a Sad year for you Chris.
1997residente And only 3 A+'s Deadpool, Civil War and The Nice Guys 😔
SiriusPower05 honestly, Deadpool was fun, and I had a good time, but I don't think it deserves an A+. A-, or B+.
Hugh Mungus that's your opinion
+Xerop681 That's probably why he said "I don't think" before stating his opinion.
That toy commercial had a better story
I can see every star in the solar system from my room, during the day.
My eyes are melting.
Please review some Kubrick films :(
VB MUTT I'll do it. They're pretty good. You're welcome.
+TheBrownBomber ...then dont read the comments dumbass. your whining about something you could've avoided. ..wah
Kubrick most overrated director ever, one great and two half great movies. 2001 is the dullest most moronic piece of crap ever. It has this sheen of in depth meaning, so people say they love it, to be part of the intelligentsia. It sucked so bad.
Charles Campbell you are not chris..
***** already watched 11 of his movies...I need chris's thoughts on those films..
I was bored, so I watched this review. I have to say, you doing something outside of your norm (spoiler review on a first review) is awesome! Much respect man.
Best intro ever.
I love watching Chris rage!
I remembered trying to watch this on Netflix. I gave up after 10 or 20 mins.
And yes, the animated series is better!
Perfect way to start my birthday
Happy birthday!
Phoenix X happy birthday!
happy bday
Happy birthday
Phoenix X
happy birthday
7:29-7:40 *Nice Napoleon Dynamite impression Chris!! Haha :-)*
so much passion! I really like this beast mode reviews, subscribe button activated
in he intro I thought that was armin from "comicbookcast2"
THE PUNISHER ayeeee
Sowwwwhat is up guys
worst channel ever
4:35 I laughed so hard my milk came out of my nose.
I used to like Max Steel animation in my childhood. He was a cool and brave hero
This movie is completely different!
3:10-3:22 oh so every fantastic four movie ever made then
At least it wasn't as bad as DragonBall Evolution
STONEMATT it's worse
I hate to say ot, but it's worse.
There's only one star in the Solar System xD
Yall hyped for max steel 2 though?
3:13 - Right Retaining Movie like the roger Corman 1994 Fantastic Four film?
That robot was the only bearable thing in that whole movie
that's actually pretty accurate that a teenage girl will quell her dignity and self-respect in order to receive attention from a good-looking boy. quite realistic and sad lol hell, college girls and grown women still do it. perhaps not the role model that we expect in movies, but a good 75% of poor females.
I would say 99%, based from what I saw in high school and college.
Personally, based on what I saw in High School and College, I'd say it happens with like 5% of girls. Maybe I've just managed to be an outlier and just about every girl I meet has self-respect. Who knows and who cares, really? I certainly don't.
just because they're not falling-over-themselves-in-front-of-you chasing some boy doesn't mean they don't have him stowed away in their personal life. i'm sure in all appearances, the young lady in the film would seem like a perfectly respectable girl. except in her personal life, she's following this chump around. life lesson, i guess. but maybe 75% is too high an estimate lol the more positive role models are involved, the less likely the incidence.
0:22 That line was somehow both depressing and badass at the same time.
Everyone keeps saying this movie sucks and maybe some people maybe right, but I still think the movie is pretty good. I wonder how the Blue Beetle will compare?
I loved Max Steel as a kid. I watched the show and had a lot of the toys. But god, this movie sucked hard.
Going in, I had a small sliver of a hope that they would base it on the old show, but no, it's based on Disney's shitty remake.
This was not Max Steel, this was the love child of Iron Man and Ben 10.
Disney didn't make the remake...
Mash-Up They didn't make it, but that's the channel it's on
Luther Barrett the comic that was made when the toy line came out back then had a much better story than this shit
Luther Barrett same i loved Max steel ...THE CARTOON
I remember those Max Steel commercials as a kid and thinking they were lame even then lol
That has to be the funniest intro ever, that's not acting, that misery is genuine! Oh god lmao that's so satisfying!
6:21 Best Yoda impression ever