Hammond and May try to build Lego cars while downing shots
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- Опубликовано: 22 май 2019
- We've been keeping this video for a special occasion, that being hitting 400k subscribers! And since you guys have been asking for more content from Hammond and May, here is an entire hour and a half of them both in a rather odd situation. They're playing a Lego drinking game, with something that's definitely not vodka... Getting a question wrong means a shot, let's see who takes it best!
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Would you like to see more of this type of video on our channel?
Definitely. Yes please.
Yes....is this live now...
Yeeeeessss!!
Yos
This is amazing. Please keep it up! I think I can speak for most automobile enthusiasts that James/Richard/Jeremy and ANYTHING is something we want more of!
Clarkson was gonna join but the producers didn’t want to have to use Duplo
Lol that's fucked
And he insisted on using a hammer.
I laughed too hard at this
Clarkson drunk live on youtube? That will be epic
Bold of you to assume clarkson knows how to use Duplo
Clarkson did not take part because you cannot assemble LEGO by shouting at it.
Lmfaooo good one. 😂😂😂
Yeah he should try with avengers
you cant assemble lego using a hammer as well
Or a 🔨
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:11 James hiding Richards legos like a 5 year old 😂
He pulled a Clarkson 😂
I freaking died laughing after James accused Hammond of taking his lego
@@iGrunt 3:52
When Richard was recovering from his brain injury, he assembled lego cars. The first one was a large green tractor that James gave him in the hospital, because James correctly guessed it would help his brain recover.
Aaww. That's a cute story. Richard loves tractors so he knew it would motivate him. That's quite sweet
True brother
He literally put his brain back together.
sweeeeeeet
Male friendships are the best. My neighbor and I exchange cheesesteaks and home brewed beer.
These two playing with lego gets bigger rating than Top Gear these days
Yeah, because the greatest thing about top gear was THEM
@Matthew Barrick dont give them ideas, they will do it!
I just watched 3/2 hours of them building LEGO shit and I have yet to get half way trough a new top gear episode
@@andrewlarose851 "3/2 hours" I mean, you're not _wrong,_ but it still _feels_ wrong.
Top Gear died, did it not?
"FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS NOT TOP GEAR" should be the name of the next season of The grand tour
@Hayden Hayden nice
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@@WELLINGTON20 did it hurt your feelings to see my name cross over the recommended section
your name is brilliant.@@First_person_shooter
love the username, but its annoying
i love how hammond talks to may like a very patient dad
He has two teen daughters I think he has to be 😂
Me too!
I nearly fell over at 32:37 when Hammond imitates a car horn xD it's such a fantastic rendition of an evacuation alarm lol
This is such a great summation of their friendship. I’m waiting on that evacuation alarm to occur.
"Who invented the car horn?"
Hammond: As in, *SIREN GOES OFF*
It broke my ears
Not sure if he did it on purpose, but back in the old days (like back around when they were invented), car horns actually did sound like that.
actually, that siren is called the Klaxon horn(I forgot the spelling) the kind of horn that was equipped from 1900 to 1929 cars
those of you who wish clarkson was here i imagine this is what we're missing
at the start "i am LITERALLY the best at lego all of you will be eating humble pie"
20 minutes in "this is LITERALLY the stupidest toy ever invented there's no sense in it whatsoever"
Fun doesn't need to make sense.
@0 0 The next day he calls in sick with pneumonia again.
Wow - imagine if Jezza was the PUSA... can you imagine?
Fair
SPEEEEDDDDDD
I really really rreaaalllyyyy want to watch Jeremy , James and Richard play drunk monopoly
I am down!
Yes
That would end in violence 😂
@@possessedslig that gives even more reason 😂
thats exactly how the war of the roses happened.
32:05 "I've never wanted to do anything quickly." Captain Slow lives up to his name 🤣🤣🤣
Seeing these guys adapt to the new form of digital media is legendary
5 shots later...(25:33)
“ I’m Richard Hammond and he’s James May”
“I’m James May”
“He is James May”
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
I like how optimistic Richard was in saying they'd finish in 20 min. Even 26 minutes into it, he's still saying they'd finish in 20.
It has been over a year now and we the people DEMAND a sequel!
Two years actually
SequelS 😉
how about a trilogy?
Hammond: This is definitely not vodka
Also Hammond: Put the vodka down
Hammond again: yes it is vodka
Some random fatass asian “its not cold vodka”
FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS NOT VODKA
Too much vodka will do that to you... :D
well, that is a rather unfair handicap, asking either May or Hammond to put the vodka down; given that "THIS IS NOT VODKA DUE TO THE SOLICITORS ADVICE" in comparison to the two of them competing in any way to out do that ponce Clarkson?
Just the way they both open their boxes shows you alot about their personalities.
yep! i rewatched that part sev times!
richard hammond has the remarkable ability to look more like a cartoonish pirate each passing year
Having watched "A Massive Hunt" I'm pretty sure he would take that as a tremendous compliment
27:34 Hammonds loses part
33:42 James picks it up and puts it in his pile
We found it boys
Hahahaha
3:10 james hides the piece haha
3:10
Awsome
It is solved!
"Aren't you glad the internet was invented dear viewers, so that an elderly man in glasses could talk to you about a children's toy with authority, knowledge, and confidence. We're all better for that." -Hammond 2019
Yes; Tim's toy collection on the GrandIllusions channel is a treat.
Yes 🕺
did he say that before or after claiming he found the first ever mistake?
Funny thing is internet was invented before Hammond was born was used by the miltary.
Lol
"Don't be so bitter, Hammond" said James, bitterly.
51:40 Richard tells the kid he’s over playing his part and he just freezes in shame
Ik. I thought it was a joke at first but it clearly isn't. Poor kid, he was just trying to have a laugh with them and was told off. Pretty sure it isn't the last time he got told off either.
@@esstan7720 You can have a laugh with them without being annoying. It's so obvious he desperately craves attention and wants to be in the shot as much as possible. This is about James and Richard. He's the help... So why does he prance around making noise and not taking any of the multiple hints over an hour in length of time and just do his job.
I still feel quite bad for him tho
Imagine getting to not just be in a room with these guys but also to interact with them and you get told off when you try to at least make them laugh or something
Kind of like a nightmare where you finally get to meet a celebrity but then you do something horribly embarrassing
Hammond really is the born radio host, repeating every 3.5 minutes what is going on.
last time he worked on radio he crashed the van
"if you've just joined us"
Pretty sure thats cos of his short term memory loss due to his many crashes.
I been driving in my car listening to Jeremy Clarkson
It's just his age.
“Nine to sixteen year olds can do this in 25 minutes”
“Yeah, well they’re not drinking vodka while they do it”
“....they probably are, actually”
They are drinking “for legal real reasons, not vodka”
@Robman5105 its just alcoholic potato juice
Its funny because i downed my first bottle of vodka with my friends when i was 10.. but i never played with lego in my life :D
@@MK-ys2vz Propably nothing to be proud of :DD
@@MK-ys2vz Yeah funny XD
I appreciate xander for protecting the two of them from themselves, at the point where they could no longer tell how full the shots were he started pouring smaller shots.
Party pooper
@@brubrulani yeah saving them from brain damage is very party pooper-esk
@@East16 bro, they are adults. Go to China if you want protection
@@brubrulani no dont go to china cant afford another lockdown
@@brubrulaniabsolute massive clown
I love that Hammond is stuck in a loop of re-explaining exactly what they are doing every few minutes 🤣
If you've just joined us, Hammond is updating us on the current goings on.
Interesting fact : Clarkson isn't on this video because he was immediately disqualified when he asked for a hammer .
Around
"Hi Jeremy, John P. Drivetribe here - we're thinking of getting you guys on to do a LEGO build race and a trivia drinking game at the same time and stream it over the internet. Would you be interested?"
"Cgghhan I bring a hammer?"
"DISQUALIFIED."
"Over the next... 20 minutes? We will build these lego sets"
*1 hour and 24 minute long video*
Potato
🥔
Time slows down with non-vodka.
Well it's something where they're the most dinosaur in actually. They're a generation that can't imagine people would want to see 90 minutes content and certainly not this content.
They're not completely old farts but after a whole career in television, it's normal you have no idea about online content and it's viewers.
@@Rizon1985 I'm not a dino. I watched the whole thing and thought it was hilarious.
You was faster, cousin
41:17 is without a doubt the best moment of this video
Huuuuuhhhhh ??? 🤪🤪🤪🤪
🤣🤣
@@purplecatgoesmoo5856 🤣☠
The gentle 'You're welcome to overplay your part if you want, chap, but you are" was the most English thing I've heard all week.
James gets the question right and drinks anyway. Tier 1 alcoholic
He's just thirsty for *WATER*
Remember when James drunkenly beat Gordon Ramsay in a fish pie cook-off? He was just trying to gain advantage here.
@@esdisaysaloha ya that was a funny episode 😀
You ever get to the point playing beer pong where the other team couldn't make a cup and you just drink because your thirsty. That was where James was at.
Respect.
Its impressive how Hammond holds his mind even as he drinks more and more while James has sort of let it go
To be fair James drank a lot more then Hammond did.
Yeah. Go May!
As told by Jeremy, "Hammond is slightly less of an alcoholic" =D
Hammond just goes way unfiltered 😂
Hahaha i like the PCH question, Oxnard is a half hour south of me in SB, everyone does call the 1 that
Alternative title:
*James May and Richard Hammond bullying Xander for an hour and 24 minutes straight*
7:00 - 7:51
Richard every 10-15 seconds
*JAMES*
2 old drunken mens steal Lego pieces from each other.
Their not drunk (For legal reasons)! Cause that’s not vodka (for legal reasons)
@@omega1575 but they still *DRUNKENEN*
Omega157 They’re*
@@yammmit The'ire'yre'are
@@yammmit Funny how you skipped OPs "mens", and went right through to "They're". If you are going to correct someone, do it right :D.
"We will be doing this for 20 mins "
Me:(looks down) 1hr 24 mins.
Hummmmmmmmmmmmm
* *Insert pewdz whirlpool editing effect* *
aaaaaaaaand they didnt made it, lol
@NoNoNoNii *English btw :)
king gee 🤣🤣🤣🤣
NoNoNoNii haha no need to be a dick bro. We’re all just here watching these videos for fun. If he doesn’t know the language perfectly yet, he’s damn well doing great. Be more positive man 🤙
I love how the more they drank, the faster they went along with their lego sets
I didn't actually expect to watch all this video. But I did. These guys are just so wonderful together. I feel like this is a glimpse of something closer to their actual personalities.
That young lad has the best job ever, feed alcohol to two of Britain's best personalities 😂
He's a fantastically attractive young man as well.
Do we know who he is? Is he related to Hammond? I know it’s not his kid he has 2 daughters.
AliciaDD I think he just works there
@@aliciaddeniseable I think he just works there at DriveTribe. I searched his name and found it! Apparently, he's DriveTribe's content producer(?) Not sure, but here's his profile:
drivetribe.com/u/kY2wQf4gRTC6HE36nirV4A
I'd say second only to Hammond's dyed hair that makes him look like Ming the inadequacy :P It stole the screen
I love "For legal reasons this is not vodka", great brand.
Yes, I personally like the AlcoholOffSmirnoff or AbsolutNoAlcohol brands.
I personally like “this does not contain alcohol and it is not whiskey”. Great brand
Grand tour’s For Legal Reasons, This Is Not Vodka Vodka. Would buy 10/10
It’s angry water
@@FrankDad This has nothing to do with TGT though :L
59:29 May: In a minute, you’ll go ‘Oh no, I’ve done that all wrong’
1:02:42 The prophecy has been fulfilled.
Only took 3 mins lool
I love how they both jump to opening the boxes as soon as they say go but if you fast forward an hour they are now very much taking their time.
Honestly a Jeremy, Richard and James podcast would be incredible and probably really successful
no because Jeremy is a jerk and always wants all the light so he would ruin it. Being funny doesnt excuses that.
TheMusicalKnokcers Top gear and the grand tour is all scripted Jeremy doesn’t purposely steal the light he basically just plays an exaggerated version of himself
@@joshoprayy More like staged, you can't be reading a script by the side of the road in a hostile country.
Clay3613 What a dumb pedantic comment, every tv show or movie is scripted but you don’t see them holding the actual script in the film hahaha
theyve done a radio show
Jeremy wasn't in this because you can't build legos with a hammer.
He would bloody try though
He wasn't doing it because to him LEGOS are considered manual labor
Lego is a singular and plural.
@@Gerald_Kraus
1. Yes it is.
2. Yes, and in this case lego is both
Because there are no lego duplo technic kits
This was adorable.
I could watch any 3 of them do literally anything
If Jeremy was here, he would try to build something completely different from the manual and then start yelling at the pieces for not working together correctly.
Dont forget hitting all of them with a hammer.
He'd build a penis on wheels.
Oh how I wish he was there!
Hahaaahahaa
i think we all know what kind of stuff he would built.
If the producers brought Clarkson, he would bring his bottle of tequila and the label would read:
“For legal reasons, this is not urine”
Did you work for the show or something? That sounds spot on.
Or, this is not pneumonia
The best moment for me was James May saying "nope were not driving home tonight... but I will be making something on my lathe tonight" 😂😂😂 I was in stitches lol
I came back to this because I cannot believe it’s been 4yrs since this came on.
I watched it all again and they truly need to do another.
31:20
James: _Get in you plastic bitc--_
Hammond: *NOO!*
True professionals
**opens video**
**randomly skips to 14 minutes in**
"Hi. If you're just joining us..."
DivingDog0 you could have skipped anywhere in the video and heard that 😂😂
That's why Hammond is a great presenter
Yaknow, in case you were just flipping through the channels on your remote
It was a live stream I’m pretty sure
clarksons's face randomly violated in the background
I'd watch literally any mundane activity these two do together.
31:21
- Get in, you plastic bi-
- NO
Lol
''Oh, sorry''
Hammond was ready
HAHAHAHAH
New drinking game idea- take a shot every time Richard says "If you've just joined us" and James says "it's not my question" or hums the Countdown theme.
I’d rather live
🤣🤣
I've just got out of hospital after doing this at Christmas...
Add to this:
> every time James says "are you _sure?"_
> every time Richard responds to his name with "hellooo!"
I love how James is just getting really into building the Lego and relaxing. Then gets annoyed when he's interrupted
Please do these types of shows more because they're very entertaining for people who watch top gear and the grand tour as therapy. Without these 2 I would be much more miserable :)
When James May said “I think the winner is vodka.” I really felt that.
It do be like that.
1:23:52
Theory: I should be studying maths.
Reality: I'm watching two men in their 50's building a Lego car and getting drunk
You need to study something else because maths isn't a word, there is not plural word for math it's just math no matter how much you're doing.
@@stpbasss3773 Thanks for the correction, but no need to be a jerk...
@@stpbasss3773 Maths is what we call it outside of the US.
@@stpbasss3773 The full word is Mathematics so therefore Maths is an abbreviation (and not a plural form) we use outside the US.
I have my midterm assignment due in 2 and a half hours.
"Who thinks we should slowly kick Zonda to death?"
*Anyway back to LEGO*
currently listening to the On the edge audio book and in chapter 3 Richard explains that James bought him a lego set to occupy him while he was in hospital after his first crash and that kind of made me cry so I had to come back to this video
LOL "we'll be done in 20 minutes"
80 minutes later: "I quit"
We have this saying in Poland: "The only thing worse than warm vodka is a very warm vodka".
honestly though fuck warm vodka
@uplink44
What about very warm for legal reasons definitely-not-vodka?
Gets the job done though lol.
warm vodka is better then no vodka.
Quarantine 2020 I'm booooooored but not this bored
I need more. I love how honest it got.
If these three did a podcast and talk about all of their past adventures and discuss topics of different sorts, I will listen to it all day.
Jeremy is not joining because Lego has no hammer 😂🤣😂
Mario Geling and it involves manual labour
Or because he might drink the whole bottle aha. Thx for likes
And speed and power cannot be used either
Agreed. And because you wouldn't be able to hear anyone else over Jeremy yelling at the legos, calling them rubbish!
Speed! POWER!!! COME ON!
PLEEEEEEEEESSSS
These two build Lego like they drive.
Hammond gets ahead, then crashes and has to catch up again. Then repeats.
May just trundles along explaining how he's trundling along.
John McMahon clarkson would smash his with a hammer
Clarckson: SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEED and POOOOOOOOOOWER!!!!!!!!!
Buffeting
Underrated comment it's too accurate ahahah
May: As you can see, I've done this properly.
RICHARD SCOLDING HIMSELF AT 35:11 IS TOO PRECIOUS 😭
1:07:13 James "I love you"
Richard: I'll stab you in the face.
3:10
lol james hides hammonds parts under the table
The bugger did cheat!
It's like the heated seat game all over again
@@PianoKwanMan lol I thought of that too
without context that sounds.....interesting
My first thought when the video started, do this and confuse the other one blaming it on the not vodka.
James may- "the seal is broken and it has been filled with water"
*Continues to try break seal*
That poor seal, just let him swim!
52:35
James May: "but I am going to make something on my lathe later"
Probably shouldn't I say
1:08:33
Just saving this one for a guy I know named Xander
An hour and a half of the world's most patient man babysitting two grumpy middle-aged drunks. I feel like Xander is the star of this quiz.
He overplayed his role
@@cleverusername9369 Perfect retort
Take a shot everytime Hammond reminds us what we are watching
my blood alchohol levels are through the roof
of legally not vodka
I am dead
Take one every time they lose their train of thought, too
Because he's a blithering professional.
1:05:47 IF YOU'VE JUST JOINED...
1:07:12 This was heartwarming
I love that Hammond knows James so well that he knew he was gonna curse before the words even came out of his mouth so he yelled “NOO!” while James simultaneously cursed. 🤣🤣 31:22
I was laughing hysterically at this as it happened and even went and played it again for my fiance ahhaha
@@siobhanhenry9094 haha yesss it was so funny!!! 🤣 I just love these two!
It’s so wholesome I can’t bear it 😭😂😍
@@zjjohnson3827 same, I love these two!!
3:10 Evil Genius! He's so competitive as long as he's not driving a vehicle...
I don't know how this comment isn't more upvoted. I had to rewatch it to make sure it was real!
@@sumnerevans The guys have worked together for years, they know each other well; you can hear Hammond smile.
Hammond being slightly rude give the crew the incentive to not reveal basically wire watch these guys they write everything but it looks natural uses so many pro wrestling tricks in Top Gear / Grand Tour which are obviously nothing alike in any way whatsoever legal disclaimer now as long as I don't say f*** the BBC whoops
That was sneaky af wasn't it
And then accusing Hammond of doing exactly what he just did seconds before...
52:22 that got me laughing out soooooo loud my cat thought I’m choking to death
I took great pleasure in watching this. I found it quite relaxing. I adore James May.
I bet Hammond threw up and passed out after this, and May stayed for another hour and a half to finish building the car.
Yep - that’s prob what happened!
Aaaand continues drinking.
"Over the next 20-minutes"
1-hour later
"How long have we been doing this?"
*It's hard for me to see how this could succeed to become a 'Series' on Prime Time TV !*
1:05:50 btw
@@SwagJaws Really?!?
@@PanickedTato Just giving people the timestamp if they're curious
@@SwagJaws Sorry, I was feeling snarky. :)
1:05:35 this has to be the best bit of television ever
22:46 : Hammond who at this point becomes insane, realizes they are actually going to finish the lego's. 😂
All of Hammond’s “if you’ve just joined us”
1:39
5:21
7:01
12:10
14:24
16:21
19:04
25:27
30:48
45:04
46:03
59:39
1:05:49
1:13:28
Good work Sir, glad someone has timestamped the important bits ;) . Im only commenting coz i wanna say 'Pool for prem this year!!!!
Hope youre good.
K. Mid genuinely hope Liverpool win, think we deserve it after last year
I am a Liverpool fan too,hope they win the 19/20 season this year.And true,he does say “if you’ve just joined us”
a lot.
😆😆🤣🤣
And 7:01 😂
If only they explained what this is for those of us who just tuned in.
I'd love to give this comment a like, but it's at 69 likes and I odn't want to spoil that, so instead have a reply. :)
THIS is quality content truly
We need more of this. Was a proper laugh.
Love from BC Canada!!
1:06:58 May going on the typical "I am drunk but I love you so much" tangent
Clarkson when assembling Lego: SPEED AND POWER!!!
Rudolph Haroooobaaa!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was immensely enjoyable to watch. Thank you, gentlemen.
They actually put an arrow through Clarkson's head. 😂
They have absolutely no idea... how entertaining this is.
Wym they were talking about the concepts potential, acknowledging that its entertaining.
@@endurogod5230 1:14:56
Amazing how the video is 7 months old yet they are still live. Unbelievable
Some say they're still live today
Am i live
@@lilibra6224 or are you just fantasy?
@@nastyrex4302 caught in a landslide
@@vishnuanand1583 no escape from reality
Whelp, here I was watching this exact episode at the start of lock down last year, and here I am nearly a year later still in Lock down except drinking whilst building lego now seems like it was always the way we spent our evenings...
3:11
james does some sneaky sneaky
Drinking game:
Every time Richard Hammond reintroduces the stream, drink a shot of, for legal reasons, not vodka
If you've just joined in, cheers!
And everytime someones gets an answer wrong aswell
_chooses Everclear for drinking game_
*is totally plastered by the end of the hour long video*
_adds on challenge by @Justin Reidy for every question answered wrong_
*very dead of alcohol poisoning*