@whatdothlife4660 engaging with her content, by liking and commenting, is helpful to the content creator. Is an upvote a like? If so, i could give a shit?😂 But that line was fire, so I'm not surprised a lot of people liked the quote.
i work in a hostel in the middle of Kreuzberg, i see tourists dressed like her every day. their state when they come back on monday morning from parties is always hilarious lol
As a Berliner I can say that your raving to police sirens literally blew me out of the water! I was not ready for the pinpoint accuracy of this!! I SCREECHED at my PC just now.
Of course you know the word "screeched"! 😂 I adore how nearly all of you speak fluent English, but say you don't speak any ❤ (Meine Mutter kommt aus Stuttgart.)
How tf does this not have more views. Honestly hilarious. I loved my road trip through Germany, never met any people from BERlin though….. now I feel I’ve met them all!
this is really just a very specific type of people who usually moved there, most ppl in berlin are pretty ordinary lol but they definitely exist and it's a very accurate depiction
Because they are not like that at all. So its not popular, because there is little truth to it. Maybe 16 year old girl will be like that, but thats true for almost any city. Most people who go to berlin either come back a vegan or an addict. She might be the addict sort, but the ones who leave Berlin are usually trying to get clean and wish for stability.
I once met a violin teacher in Poland who told me there is no better place to party all night long than Berlin and that I gotta go and try. He proceeded to get absolutely drunk that day, (took us club hopping) and before I knew he was dancing on tables. What a wonderful memory.
Gods the dancing to sirens gave me flashbacks to when we lived next to a huge police hq in the city and it became a habit for me and my housemates to wordlessly start rave dancing to the sirens each time before we went back to what we were doing.
As someone living in Berlin, this video is absolutely incredible and made me laugh out loud so many times. Had to show it to all my friends. Thank you for your service, ma'am!
@@SgtSnowball85We laugh a lot, you just don't notice because our humor strangely makes you cry. Just like our children's books... Anyways, have you seen Ukraine? 😂
@@chacha2244 I think it's the combination of "give or take" and "exactly" which makes it so funny. That's like saying "ungefähr 3 Tage genau..." or something along those lines. LOL
Well, if you are born in 2001 chances are you are the kid of a famous musician or a bold polyamorous anarchist book store owner who doesn’t like to shower
@@cringer8107 still, it's been like this my whole life, unless you mean this trend lasted 25 years 😂 and people from all cities can be annoying, yes, thats that city life does to people, i bet you live in a city too😂
Buhliiiiiiiiin! I used to live in Berlin, and as an introvert, I can say I went to no clubs, except the time there was an Apocalyptica concert in a gay (fetish?) club. Loved the museums, the bookstores, and yeah, the Döner!
@@hakasims lol I feel you. I went alone, and at the time didn't know I was queer, so it felt really weird for me to go to a queer venue. Probably wouldn't have gone if it had been a specifically queer event, not out of prejudice or anything, but out of feeling like I didn't belong? Still don't belong in clubs nowadays, but that goes for all clubs and loud places, I'm a book gay.
@@UndergroundHound Ber-liiin is more accurate. And people I know who have lived there and came back to our province town with 50k citizens are just out of place somehow.
I live there for a couple years a decade ago and it had a strong early 90s vibe. I’ll be heading back there for a visit next week and am curious to if there has been a noticeable change.
The aggressive "we start at three in the morning" hits so close. She's gonna turn up to the birthday dinner at 11, talk at length about how great ketamin is, and look disappointedwhenshe figures out itshard to get Es in the village
@Amadis691 I'm gonna "ruin your innocence" because I'm no gatekeeper lol (drugs always come with risks and some are very serious though). Ketamin is a substance used in the medical field as part of anaesthesia, pain relief and sometimes as a treatment for depression (for now not a medication to take at home but at clinics and it's a "version" called esketamin). It is also taken recreationally and has been popular in the club scene since the 80s. It has a presence in the "chem sex" scene also. It is a little hallucinogenic, it's calming, mood elevating and can make you disassociate. Can be taken orally, snorted, smoked with a cig/joint and injected (I'm not sure if many people do but you can probably put it up your 🍑). Fun fact: a mix between "snow" and k is called a Calvin Klein Like I said before: all substance consumption is risky on many levels, not just about the actual moment/high (quality, dosage etc). Situations and circumstances are also part of the risks (what is your state of mind, where are you, who are you with for example). As well as economic, social, psychological consequences. Not to mention risk of abuse. So whatever you wanna do.. be careful and respectful of your body, mind and soul ❤
Berlin was such an interesting experience lol the people were so nice. It's definitely an art centered city and full of young folks finding themselves. Loved it.
@@Martin-hd2tr yes, nice. Had not one negative experience in Berlin. If you did, maybe it's you? You did just go out of your way to insult the entire city so..
@@Lisa-mf6vy it's probably because you're a tourist. :D As a German let me tell you; it's not just my personal opinion. People in Berlin are known in all of Germany to be especially rude; it's called "Berliner Schnauze". So yeah, Berlin rudeness is so well known, there's a word for it. :D But hey, I'm happy for you, you have apparently found the few nice people in Berlin.
My aunt went to Berlin in 1990, and now I have a piece of the Wall. It was the only young adult woman trip to Berlin I ever fully sanctioned ❤ Thanks Aunt Carolyn
as someone who was born and raised and still lives in BERlin for the past 20 years, I want to know where you got that footage from my mates from😂 we all have that exact attitude
I dress like this normally and am about to visit Berlin for a week. You’ve made me so excited. I’m at the age where starting at 3am and dancing to a police siren sounds amazing. *EDIT:* Just got back, it was so much fun.
@@TheKillahKyla That sounds great. I’m so excited, I leave in 3 days. But only there a week. I’m concerned about partying though, I understand the drinking age is 16/18, but I’m worried a lot of bars and clubs will have their own policies. Do they?
@@stitchedmouthgirl I've never seen any location here that had a location specific rule regarding drinking age, so if you're over 18 you can party as hard as you want 👌 (under 18 officially only until 10pm without adult supervision)
Having lived in southern Germany my experience coming back to the U.S. was mostly defined by having an existential crisis every time I went to throw something away for like the next six months. And also complaining about missing Döner places. I still miss them…
I lived in Berlin for a while. I got into Berghain and I actually preferred other clubs 😂 But it takes a while to socially detox from Berlin. So true! Although, maybe not. One person said that I looked too boring to have lived in Berlin 😂
I'm German, went to Berlin once on a class trip, the only thing I remember vividly is when some guy showed our class some interesting historical spots and a dude in a cowboy outfit with a ghetto blaster playing loud German industrial music on his shoulder walked past us to pee in a random corner.
For those of us who _hated_ the whole Rave thing, dancing to police sirens and car alarms was kind of a standing joke! Loved the bit about being thrown out of some club like a dog -- "It was amazing!" 🤣
Berlin ist arm, aber sexy! 😊 You forgot the Club Maté (or Disco Maté, were you take a big swig out of the bottle, hand it back to the person behind the bar and they fill it to the brim with cheap vodka!)!! And going out is just sitting at the tables out the front of your local Späti until 10am 😊
No, the girl who just got back from Berlin would say "Brötchen? Nööööööö in Berlin they call it Schrippe." 😅 (6 years here and I've heard someone say Schrippe once, yet EVERYONE knows this "fact" about Berlin)
This is exactly why I fled Berlin 12 years ago. Now I hide in an village with only 80 inhabitants in Northern Germany from all this crazy sh*t going on in Berlin 😬
"Berlin" is an outlier in comparison to many German city names in that it's emphasis is on the second syllable. so Germans don't really say BERlin but berLIIIN :)
"And I hated everyone who arrived after me." 😂
Always.
Also applies to literally every person who moved from their village to Berlin, ever. 😂
"quote from the clip"
Let the upvotes pour in
And Seattleites
@whatdothlife4660 engaging with her content, by liking and commenting, is helpful to the content creator. Is an upvote a like? If so, i could give a shit?😂 But that line was fire, so I'm not surprised a lot of people liked the quote.
I live in Berlin and had a friend visit who started dancing to the kettle whistling when I made tea. He’d been awake for about 3 days at that point.
😂
Wer kennts nicht.. 😂
legendary
😂😂😂😂
Die jude alde Pepp psychose
i work in a hostel in the middle of Kreuzberg, i see tourists dressed like her every day. their state when they come back on monday morning from parties is always hilarious lol
I feel attacked, I dress like that outside of Berlin too 😭
3 weeks in Berlin literally changed my life.
Its not a normal city. At all.
@ianmedford4855 Idk if you mean this in a positive or a negative light 😶
@@Sukey. Definitely both... Its a very unique place.
Duality and whatnot.
I work at a nightclub in friedrichshain and the state theyre in when here ranges from hilarious to annoying to calling an ambulance
As a Berliner I can say that your raving to police sirens literally blew me out of the water! I was not ready for the pinpoint accuracy of this!! I SCREECHED at my PC just now.
You're a piece of confectionary? :P
(Hi aus Hessen!)
I could tell that shit was an on-point reference, but as a stupid American who's never been abroad, can someone explain this to me?
@@jeffbrown-hill7739 Germans are stereotypically known for wacky electronic music and stuff, so the police siren was similar to that
@@jeffbrown-hill7739 listen to Genre Police by S3RL or the new version from Lil Sis Nora
Of course you know the word "screeched"! 😂 I adore how nearly all of you speak fluent English, but say you don't speak any ❤ (Meine Mutter kommt aus Stuttgart.)
How tf does this not have more views. Honestly hilarious. I loved my road trip through Germany, never met any people from BERlin though….. now I feel I’ve met them all!
this is really just a very specific type of people who usually moved there, most ppl in berlin are pretty ordinary lol but they definitely exist and it's a very accurate depiction
No it's that one girl
that visited BERLIN FOR 5 MINUTES
Because they are not like that at all. So its not popular, because there is little truth to it. Maybe 16 year old girl will be like that, but thats true for almost any city. Most people who go to berlin either come back a vegan or an addict. She might be the addict sort, but the ones who leave Berlin are usually trying to get clean and wish for stability.
Not really believe me…😂 thought french were rude until I went to Berlin
@@ZayShinningomg thank you I thought I was crazy for thinking that. They’re 8000x worse than the French
I once met a violin teacher in Poland who told me there is no better place to party all night long than Berlin and that I gotta go and try. He proceeded to get absolutely drunk that day, (took us club hopping) and before I knew he was dancing on tables. What a wonderful memory.
He is absolutely right though!
😂😂 he sounds awesome
you can do that in any big city tho
Gods the dancing to sirens gave me flashbacks to when we lived next to a huge police hq in the city and it became a habit for me and my housemates to wordlessly start rave dancing to the sirens each time before we went back to what we were doing.
😄
😂😂
Lol me and my ex used to do the same thing. When we lived across the street from a fire station. We even got lights!
Sounds like the only way to not go crazy during the sirens tbh.
Mood
As someone living in Berlin, this video is absolutely incredible and made me laugh out loud so many times. Had to show it to all my friends. Thank you for your service, ma'am!
Same! When I first saw her I mistook her for my former flatmate, LOL.
please help is that supposed to be an eyebrow ring taped to her face? 😂
German? Laughing? Something doesn't add up.
@@SgtSnowball85 I ain't german, that's the only reason why I was able to laugh 😌
@@SgtSnowball85We laugh a lot, you just don't notice because our humor strangely makes you cry. Just like our children's books... Anyways, have you seen Ukraine? 😂
“I was there for… give or take 3 days exactly”
3 days can really change a person 👹🫦🦹🏽
I was really waiting for that part :D
Love the Profile pic
i love your pfp!
@@chacha2244 I think it's the combination of "give or take" and "exactly" which makes it so funny. That's like saying "ungefähr 3 Tage genau..." or something along those lines. LOL
This character deserves a whole series 😂😂
Yes!!!!
I agree, I would like to see that too.
Yesss please !!!
I agree!! She is THE best 🏆
my mom got into berghain in the 2000s and it's probably my biggest family flex
Well berghain is a notorious hardcore fetish club with orgies and peeing and so much more. So yeah ur mom was kinda wildin'. You're welcome :D
Did she go to the basement? There is a piss and shit fetish room I heard
Well, if you are born in 2001 chances are you are the kid of a famous musician or a bold polyamorous anarchist book store owner who doesn’t like to shower
berghain is literally a f*tish club...
LMAOOO I wish
my problem is I unironically think this outfit is fire
Yea - the irony is she looks cool as f*cK rocking that look.
It's like an auto-erotic asphyxiation straight jacket!😂😂😂
You have to understand: that’s what makes it good.
Not a problem at all.
I was thinking the exact same thing
not me googling "black denim pullover" to buy one and then realizing she's just wearing a jacket on backwards! It's kind of a slay though.
Yeah it’s actually cute af lol
An absolute slay. I think I may steal that
That would be sick though
Slay 🤮
I thought it was pants 😂
I love how big german cities still have such an 80s vibe
Again .., and they act like their the goddamn trendsetters , so annoying people
@@cringer8107 still, it's been like this my whole life, unless you mean this trend lasted 25 years 😂 and people from all cities can be annoying, yes, thats that city life does to people, i bet you live in a city too😂
In that case, you're going to love Australia
come to frankfurt and tell me its 80s vibe.
@@travelllller if you live there or in germany in general you wouldn't notice. It's because of WW2, germany had to develop a little slower
Buhliiiiiiiiin! I used to live in Berlin, and as an introvert, I can say I went to no clubs, except the time there was an Apocalyptica concert in a gay (fetish?) club. Loved the museums, the bookstores, and yeah, the Döner!
How did Apocalyptica end up im a gay fetish club? I haven’t been keeping up with them for the last 15 years. Is that their thing now?
@@hakasims They were filming the set for a tv program, and introducing their new singer, Franky Perez. They basically rented the venue, I believe.
@@joebloe4734 understandable, if a little disappointing. Thanks for replying!
@@hakasims lol I feel you. I went alone, and at the time didn't know I was queer, so it felt really weird for me to go to a queer venue. Probably wouldn't have gone if it had been a specifically queer event, not out of prejudice or anything, but out of feeling like I didn't belong? Still don't belong in clubs nowadays, but that goes for all clubs and loud places, I'm a book gay.
@@joebloe4734 well, at least Apocalyptica helped you make sure that you definitely do not belong in clubs 😂
“BERlin should be the capital” killed me 💀💀💀
underrated line imo
Yeah! I was searching for a coment like yours
Do we have good news for her... 😉
The changing accents…the music…the makeup. This is fabulous! 😅
Lived in Berlin for about a year in the 90's.....still in therapy now for recovering from the trauma's I got there
The siren 🤣 almost peed myself, too accurate
But it's the wrong siren
@@user-ut7wz7mh2rHad the same thought, would've made the video even better
That might get someone into Berghain , if they add 💩 as a moustache.
"You've been to munich" EAUGHH
HAD ME SOBBING
Laura giving me some free education in national stereotypes.
Actually it's the TOURIST stereotypes
@@firandcurly84 Yea exactly lmao, why would a german pronounce it the english way?
@@UndergroundHound Ber-liiin is more accurate.
And people I know who have lived there and came back to our province town with 50k citizens are just out of place somehow.
@@firandcurly84how are these tourist stereotypes if there's tons of Germans that are like this, unfortunately?
Me too 😂
As someone who has lived in Berlin (originally from Baden-Württemberg), this is what many do turn into shortly after coming here 😂😂
3 weeks, and a significant part of me never wanted to go home.
WHY IS THE SIRENS IN GERMAN TECHNO MUSIC SO ACCURATE
I know right …Gabber 😂
When a BERliner meets a Bavaaaairian all hell breaks loose honestly
Ooohhh! I hope she does that one.
Please Do Berliner Vs Bavarian....I waaaannnt to see that.❤
@@sandrabeltman9418me too!!! I lived in München as a child.
“They picked me right up by the scruff of my neck and threw me out like a dog…” *deep breath* “it was amazi-“
This was the best part! 😂
“Here is boring! You are boring!” 😂
Ooh, I felt this at 26 in Helsinki - so so s o booring after Berlin.
As a Berliner, I feel called out 😂
We had a German foreign exchange college student in the 90s who was just like this. Apparently, Berlin does not change. 😂
That’s the beauty of Berlin. Time travel 🏆
I live there for a couple years a decade ago and it had a strong early 90s vibe. I’ll be heading back there for a visit next week and am curious to if there has been a noticeable change.
Brötchen! The audacity! xD In Bööööörlin they call em Schrippen!
Und jetzt stell dir ein Baby namens Schrippen vor 😂
*Schrippe ;)
@@raxaroth Brötchen ist auch die Pluralform also ist sowohl schrippe als auch schrippen als Übersetzung richtig du Besserwisser ;))))))
Both are fine actually
@@aaroncarell2019 Warum nicht einfach eine neue Singularform erfinden? Das Bröt
OMFG. she is FUNNY as fuck. Also the skits of her German Mama & Italian Poppa.?! yasssss plz more
The aggressive "we start at three in the morning" hits so close. She's gonna turn up to the birthday dinner at 11, talk at length about how great ketamin is, and look disappointedwhenshe figures out itshard to get Es in the village
Ketamin?
@@Amadis691It's a vitamin
@@Amadis691vitamin k
@@nos4me yes yes, dont ruin their innocence 😂
@Amadis691 I'm gonna "ruin your innocence" because I'm no gatekeeper lol (drugs always come with risks and some are very serious though).
Ketamin is a substance used in the medical field as part of anaesthesia, pain relief and sometimes as a treatment for depression (for now not a medication to take at home but at clinics and it's a "version" called esketamin). It is also taken recreationally and has been popular in the club scene since the 80s. It has a presence in the "chem sex" scene also. It is a little hallucinogenic, it's calming, mood elevating and can make you disassociate. Can be taken orally, snorted, smoked with a cig/joint and injected (I'm not sure if many people do but you can probably put it up your 🍑).
Fun fact: a mix between "snow" and k is called a Calvin Klein
Like I said before: all substance consumption is risky on many levels, not just about the actual moment/high (quality, dosage etc). Situations and circumstances are also part of the risks (what is your state of mind, where are you, who are you with for example). As well as economic, social, psychological consequences. Not to mention risk of abuse. So whatever you wanna do.. be careful and respectful of your body, mind and soul ❤
Berlin was such an interesting experience lol the people were so nice. It's definitely an art centered city and full of young folks finding themselves. Loved it.
Nice? You must have been in the wrong Berlin. Like we're actually not talking about Berlin, Texas here.
@@Martin-hd2tr yes, nice. Had not one negative experience in Berlin.
If you did, maybe it's you? You did just go out of your way to insult the entire city so..
@@Lisa-mf6vy it's probably because you're a tourist. :D
As a German let me tell you; it's not just my personal opinion. People in Berlin are known in all of Germany to be especially rude; it's called "Berliner Schnauze". So yeah, Berlin rudeness is so well known, there's a word for it. :D
But hey, I'm happy for you, you have apparently found the few nice people in Berlin.
@@Martin-hd2tr lmaoo maybe they are just nice to people visiting. You're describing the new Yorker in America too lol 😂 looks like we all got em
@@Lisa-mf6vy I think the comparison with New York is spot on :D
Glad to hear Berlin is still Berlin
My aunt went to Berlin in 1990, and now I have a piece of the Wall. It was the only young adult woman trip to Berlin I ever fully sanctioned ❤ Thanks Aunt Carolyn
as someone who was born and raised and still lives in BERlin for the past 20 years, I want to know where you got that footage from my mates from😂 we all have that exact attitude
The cough in the beginning SENT MEE
I was there 3 days and I hated everyone that came after me 😂 this is SO accurate for so, so many places.
I think this is a general capital syndrome. The bigger the city, the bigger the ego, the more shit it can hold😂
Isn’t that a prevailing slogan among some Americans? Yes, I believe it is.
I dress like this normally and am about to visit Berlin for a week. You’ve made me so excited. I’m at the age where starting at 3am and dancing to a police siren sounds amazing.
*EDIT:* Just got back, it was so much fun.
You'll fit right in. I moved here 13 years ago, didn't intend on staying this long but didn't see any other choice
@@TheKillahKyla That sounds great. I’m so excited, I leave in 3 days. But only there a week. I’m concerned about partying though, I understand the drinking age is 16/18, but I’m worried a lot of bars and clubs will have their own policies. Do they?
@@stitchedmouthgirl I've never seen any location here that had a location specific rule regarding drinking age, so if you're over 18 you can party as hard as you want 👌 (under 18 officially only until 10pm without adult supervision)
@@MsNoobyify Just turned 18 so should be all good. I’m from the UK and rarely get ID here despite many bars here having their own policies. Thanks!
@@stitchedmouthgirl perfect, then I wish you happy (and safe) partying 🙌
BØrLLinn🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
just stop
@@volkova6209Нет
And still she is not saying it right 😄😄
@@volkova6209 no❤
Having lived in southern Germany my experience coming back to the U.S. was mostly defined by having an existential crisis every time I went to throw something away for like the next six months.
And also complaining about missing Döner places. I still miss them…
In Berlin we don't say Brötchen! We say: Schrippe
Also a wonderful name for a first born child 😌
Born and raised in Berlin, I say Brötchen.
aber wirklich
Brötchen sind auch eher normal in BW, Semmeln in Bayern und Wecken in...? Hm
Also was ist es jetzt - Brötchen oder Schrippen? Als Schweizerin bin ich jetzt total verwirrt.
I absolutly need a cameo from Uyen when she dressed up as Berlin 😂😂
That look does kind of go hard
it's so hard
After living in Berlin almost 20 years ago I'm gonna have nightmares from this...absolutely spot on
It was the tape and earring in you hair? That sent me 😆😆😆
I was looking for this comment exactly 😊
Yes!!!😂😂😂
And then it starts peeling off. 😂
It is supposed to be an eyebrow piercing 😂
As a german who‘s only been to Berlin twice; this is how we all think people from Berlin are😂😂😂
I am OBSESSED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 best humour on RUclips 🤣🤣🤣
Me too 😂 I can’t stop watching these shorts. They are the best type of humor. She’s so talented
This young lady is insanely talented!!
Seriously this happened to my ex boyfriend.
this happened to me and i'm so disturbed, how is all of this so accurate 😂😂
I don’t know why but everytime you say “Kebob” it makes me happy 😅 the way you say it girl
It's kebab not kebob.
The police sirens as club music is so real😂😂
The dancing to to siren was perfection ❤😂
Having spent a good while gigging and living in Berlin in the 80’s this is so very familiar 😂😂
This is fucking hilarious. Every line is a banger. Highly entertaining.
I have never been outside of Oklahoma and neither have any of my friends but I feel like I know this person
Leave Oklahoma
Come to Berlin
Come to Brazil
Oh god...hopefully you're like 13
the backwards jacket & sellotaped eyebrow piercing LMAO 🤣🤣
parts of this have strong elaine (seinfeld) vibes, i love it haha
I lived in Berlin for a while. I got into Berghain and I actually preferred other clubs 😂 But it takes a while to socially detox from Berlin. So true! Although, maybe not. One person said that I looked too boring to have lived in Berlin 😂
This is accurate! Used to live in Bavaria and my trips to Berlin were memorable to say the least!😅
They picked me right up by the scruff of my neck and threw me out like a dog….It was amazing! 😂
"Brötchen" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wheezing on a packed train here, thanks.
I live in Berlin and this is painfully accurate for the people who think they are the coolest here
The outfit with the harness is so so spot on 😅 Greetings and love from Munich 😅❤
I'm German, went to Berlin once on a class trip, the only thing I remember vividly is when some guy showed our class some interesting historical spots and a dude in a cowboy outfit with a ghetto blaster playing loud German industrial music on his shoulder walked past us to pee in a random corner.
Perfectly sums up the city tbh
I was at art school in the early 2000’s and this was everyone who wasn’t broke . Nice to see somethings don’t change
What did the broke people do?
@@sonjak8265 worked menial jobs to pay our way and made work about inequality that nobody bought
Anything you do with Germany and berlin is brilliant.
SPOT ON. Lived in Berlin for 2.5 years and this is it. So much fun...gotta get back!
LOVE how you’re wearing a denim jacket but backwards as a shirt 🤣🤣
Hahhahaha the accuracy 😂😂😂
“We start at 3 in the morning” 💀
"Give or take exactly 3 days" is pure unadulterated gold
UGH this makes me want to go 😂 Come on BUHRlin!! I'm ready for my 3 day transformation~✨️
As someone moving to northern Germany in a few months, I am contractually obligated to agree that anything in Bavaria is ugh 😂
yes. thank you 😂
You CRACK ME UP!!! I'm so glad I found your channel, you bring me much needed laughter 😂
I moved to Berlin 5 years ago and I hated everyone who arrived after me, too
For those of us who _hated_ the whole Rave thing, dancing to police sirens and car alarms was kind of a standing joke!
Loved the bit about being thrown out of some club like a dog -- "It was amazing!" 🤣
I lived in Berlin, this is exactly it.
THE EYEBROW PIERCING IS SENDING ME
Berlin ist arm, aber sexy! 😊 You forgot the Club Maté (or Disco Maté, were you take a big swig out of the bottle, hand it back to the person behind the bar and they fill it to the brim with cheap vodka!)!! And going out is just sitting at the tables out the front of your local Späti until 10am 😊
I was about to comment about hitting the späti to get a club maté, you beat me to it 😂
Where does the accent on your maté come from?
How to get COVID quick 😅😂
@@Lilian040210 You get Covid from someone filling a beverage from its original bottle into your personal one? How would that happen?
@@falkland_pinguin it is made from Yerba Mate, I don't think the accent is actually there, but it is pronounced "MAH-tay" and not mate like a friend
It's official! You are a genius!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She's very perceptive.
This is the identity I adopted for my visit and it worked! I got into Berghain 😂😂😂
I can't get enough of this
Just here to recommend 'other people's clothes'. Great novel about two art students in Berlin.
Thank you 😊
Lol the alarm bit was the best 😂
I hate that this was me for a quick minute at 21. 😂
But seriously: German nightclubs open at 10 pm and things really get going by midnight.
😂 I am german and I live in Potsdam, right next to Berlin. This is GREAT!
Omg ich auchhh 😂
No, the girl who just got back from Berlin would say "Brötchen? Nööööööö in Berlin they call it Schrippe." 😅
(6 years here and I've heard someone say Schrippe once, yet EVERYONE knows this "fact" about Berlin)
You nailed the painfully wrong pronunciations. Best part is when they try to correct us native speakers after their trip lol
"Omg I love this song" is a choice bit right up there with dancing to people's ring tones
All the germans Ive met, so like 3, pronounced it BEAR-LEAN.
Oh my god, that awakes memories of my time at the academy of fine arts... Most oft the students were exactly like this.
"I will name my first child Brotchen."
Ma'am that is a roll you're talking about.
The child will be a roll model. Back to my seat now.
Berlin was actually super cool. ❤😂
I’m so used to seeing u as German mother I’m shocked to hear ur real voice 😭
LOL 🤣 When she started dancing to the sirens. "OMG I love this song." 🤣🤣🤣
This is exactly why I fled Berlin 12 years ago. Now I hide in an village with only 80 inhabitants in Northern Germany from all this crazy sh*t going on in Berlin 😬
The outfit, the look, brilliant!
"We 'start at 3 in the morning!
I'm obsessed with this 😂
That outfit is actually very cute!!! ❤
"Berlin" is an outlier in comparison to many German city names in that it's emphasis is on the second syllable. so Germans don't really say BERlin but berLIIIN :)
Better than anything 😂😂😂 - greetings from Berlin ❤