When you meet a German in Austria 🇩🇪🇦🇹

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  • @Arkaelis
    @Arkaelis Год назад +39206

    Even worse: Telling an Austrian they're basically mountain German.

    • @daname1491
      @daname1491 Год назад +1227

      If you also put a sauce on your Schnitzel at the same time chances are it‘s going to be the last one 😅

    • @Ind3xPlus
      @Ind3xPlus Год назад +663

      ​@@daname1491Because that's just plain stupid. Why would you go out of your way to put a crispy breading on something, just to drown it in sauce.

    • @daname1491
      @daname1491 Год назад +342

      @@Ind3xPlus Yea no idea. It‘s like making a bolognese with ketchup. A capital crime in my opinion.

    • @Volundur9567
      @Volundur9567 Год назад +55

      Echt lustig.

    • @AmadeuShinChan
      @AmadeuShinChan Год назад +182

      We are Südbayern in my opinion. The rest of Germany that ISN'T bavaria ist Nordbayern, but Noone knows these details yet, needs some time and education

  • @strangevideos3048
    @strangevideos3048 5 месяцев назад +17930

    Meanwhile in USA:
    Austria is Australia, right?

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 2 месяца назад +253

      They both mean “south land” basically

    • @anderson._.._.8801
      @anderson._.._.8801 2 месяца назад +417

      ​@nothanks9503 No Austria in German means Österreich.
      Wich roughly translates to Eastern Relam.

    • @abhijithkg1467
      @abhijithkg1467 2 месяца назад +129

      😮😂😂😂this has high probability to happen.

    • @anordkiri6207
      @anordkiri6207 2 месяца назад +22

      Right 👍🏻

    • @all-gone
      @all-gone 2 месяца назад +117

      We aren’t all stupid over here.

  • @silviavousden3316
    @silviavousden3316 2 месяца назад +2136

    My German mother would always point out that Hitler was Austrian, not German.

    • @effenuroglu765
      @effenuroglu765 Месяц назад +123

      My husband is Germany.. He said like that too.. Hitler is Austrian..

    • @dondiago2242
      @dondiago2242 Месяц назад +63

      Yes, Führer from austria.

    • @zlodziejaszek22
      @zlodziejaszek22 Месяц назад +196

      He was a German because he considered himself one. Moreover, at that time, Austrians and Germans regarded themselves as one nation, so it is no excuse.

    • @zlodziejaszek22
      @zlodziejaszek22 Месяц назад +101

      Besides, I don't know how this absolves Germany of the guilt for starting the war and murdering millions of people for a sick ideology.

    • @silviavousden3316
      @silviavousden3316 Месяц назад

      @zlodziejaszek22 yes, it is a sick ideology, and is being repeated in Palestine, with the Isrealis committing the genocide.

  • @mickeyconnor830
    @mickeyconnor830 Месяц назад +2124

    **Actual conversations, circa 2005, with my German girlfriend**
    Her: "Hitler was NOT German. He was Austrian. We are NOT the same!"
    **weeks later**
    Me: "California is pretty chill. Did you know Arnold Schwarzenegger is my home state's governor?"
    Her: "Oooh he is German, you know! We are very proud of his career!"
    Me: "Arnold isn't German, he's Austrian."
    Her: "ACH SAME THING!!!"
    Me: 🧐🤔

    • @JamiroPaulina
      @JamiroPaulina Месяц назад +34

      😂😂

    • @Gaius_Julius_Caesar_Augustus
      @Gaius_Julius_Caesar_Augustus Месяц назад

      Tbh this goes on in every group of people. If someone from outside joins and does something terrible they wanna exclude that guy and pretend if that person was never one of them
      Hi*ler was German. What meaningful difference does it make when he's ethnically German and literally served in the military and even got an iron cross? if an ethnic Frenchman from Belgium or Switzerland came back to France and even maybe served in the military then they are 100% french

    • @arielacosta6382
      @arielacosta6382 Месяц назад +101

      Actually the argument about Hitler is interesting. He had to move to Germany because he knew his ideas would not find rich soil in Austria 😂 . So yeah he was Austrian but with a German heart/brain.

    • @bellevie.b
      @bellevie.b Месяц назад

      Austrians dislike Germans, they are not the same.

    • @Gaius_Julius_Caesar_Augustus
      @Gaius_Julius_Caesar_Augustus Месяц назад +50

      @@arielacosta6382 he was a German man. Austrian is a nationality. Everyone's german

  • @mand4lex
    @mand4lex 2 месяца назад +5099

    There is a difference: Austrian trains actually come on time.

    • @archimedesfromteamfortress2
      @archimedesfromteamfortress2 2 месяца назад +174

      Plus they stop at much nicer locations and the staff don't shove you into the trains forcefully for being a certain race of people!

    • @marcmonnerat4850
      @marcmonnerat4850 2 месяца назад +61

      Austrians are also polite and nice: _Grias di_ or _grias eich_

    • @ownageDan
      @ownageDan 2 месяца назад +27

      @@marcmonnerat4850 with the exception of vienna :D

    • @Gilded2H
      @Gilded2H 2 месяца назад +23

      Tell that to my 45 min delayed train from salzburg to münchen

    • @buingockhoa1998
      @buingockhoa1998 2 месяца назад +26

      @@Gilded2H Isn't that line operated by DB?

  • @GuyHeadbanger
    @GuyHeadbanger Год назад +3273

    The German says, "The situation is serious, but not hopeless." The Austrian says: "The situation is hopeless, but not serious."

    • @karadiberlino
      @karadiberlino Год назад +30

      💯💯💯😂👌🏼

    • @marvin2678
      @marvin2678 Год назад +6

      huh ?

    • @GuyHeadbanger
      @GuyHeadbanger Год назад +181

      @@marvin2678 You did not understand? German original here: "Der Deutsche sagt: Die Lage ist ernst, aber nicht aussichtslos. Der Österreicher: Die Lage ist aussichtslos, aber nicht ernst.
      Meaning, that Germans take all things dead-serions, but Austrians tend to be more relaxed - or if you are German, the Austrians are more careless.

    • @Evangeline.F
      @Evangeline.F Год назад +131

      @@GuyHeadbanger Less "careless" and more "carefree". In general, the saying is to highlight how Germans are dour, but they actually think they can solve their problems and try. Austrians tend to be more resigned to fate, but they also just take it with more humour.

    • @GuyHeadbanger
      @GuyHeadbanger Год назад +14

      @@Evangeline.F Hey, we are not dour, that's just what it looks like from an outsiders perspective. 😁 And thanks, I got the wrong word indeed.

  • @herbertgearing1702
    @herbertgearing1702 2 месяца назад +2820

    It's confusing because the most famous Austrian was a German and the most famous German was an Austrian.

    • @BLINKerlei
      @BLINKerlei 2 месяца назад +46

      Help me : one of then is adi and the second ?

    • @GrizzlyonFire
      @GrizzlyonFire 2 месяца назад

      @@BLINKerlei The Austrians have convinced the world that Beethoven was an Austrian and Hitler was a German.

    • @Majoryan
      @Majoryan 2 месяца назад +156

      ​​@@BLINKerlei I think its Mozart

    • @vim5793
      @vim5793 2 месяца назад +180

      ​@@BLINKerleiBeethoven, I think, born in Bonn, died in Wien

    • @kaipfannschmidt4140
      @kaipfannschmidt4140 2 месяца назад +91

      Mozart was born in Salzburg, which was not part of Austria at that time. The is one quote, where he considered himself as German, even if that might have had another meaning than today.

  • @roomonleft
    @roomonleft Месяц назад +100

    An Austrian would organise the push, the German would do the pushing 😅

  • @_MC529
    @_MC529 9 месяцев назад +8873

    Austria: Mountain Germany.
    Netherlands: Swamp Germany.
    Switzerland: "special" Germany.

    • @ОлегВолохов-ж8у
      @ОлегВолохов-ж8у 7 месяцев назад +340

      Germany east of the Elba: actually not Germany

    • @thecockfather82
      @thecockfather82 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@ОлегВолохов-ж8у Actually KARTOFFELN-ESSENERS...

    • @kelvisshandei
      @kelvisshandei 7 месяцев назад +706

      Switzerland is the Richer Germoney

    • @_MC529
      @_MC529 7 месяцев назад +132

      @@kelvisshandei but less influential

    • @Tyexx_
      @Tyexx_ 7 месяцев назад +133

      @@_MC529 and less funny also

  • @MarioFreuend
    @MarioFreuend 4 месяца назад +5217

    German: We are not the same.
    That one austrian painter 86 years ago: Are you sure about that?

    • @rabioliman2lol602
      @rabioliman2lol602 2 месяца назад +149

      Even they supported such thing

    • @david-468
      @david-468 2 месяца назад +141

      Used to be less divided back then isn’t that weird?

    • @rabioliman2lol602
      @rabioliman2lol602 2 месяца назад +168

      Vast majority of Austrians supported supported anschluss as they wanted to be part of germany

    • @david-468
      @david-468 2 месяца назад

      @@rabioliman2lol602 yes I know, I’ve been learning so much great and accurate stuff from this channel called zoomer historian

    • @4rburashka
      @4rburashka 2 месяца назад +14

      Base

  • @LuFE077
    @LuFE077 Год назад +6166

    In Germany we don't say:
    You are walking too fast, slow down a bit
    We say: Langsam wir sind doch nicht auf der Flucht!

    • @herrmannnachnahme9456
      @herrmannnachnahme9456 Год назад +312

      W O K E I N S C H N E E L I E G T K A N N M A N L A U F E N !

    • @helenah9458
      @helenah9458 Год назад +185

      „Hast du Jagdwurst gefressen?“ passt da auch ganz gut

    • @StillFinn_Official
      @StillFinn_Official Год назад +30

      Wieso sind hier alle englisch

    • @luzifer9976
      @luzifer9976 Год назад +23

      Den Jagtwurst-Spruch höre ich deutlich öfter

    • @jonashenningmuller6955
      @jonashenningmuller6955 Год назад +15

      Ich hab lange Beine bin eh schon 1,83 Meter groß und 14 also bin ich ein schneller geher oh und ich lebe ihm Dorf also, ich warte nicht.

  • @Averifiedperson7712
    @Averifiedperson7712 Месяц назад +256

    Meeting a German in Austria: ☺️
    Meeting an Austrian in Germany: 💀

    • @nihatbalc625
      @nihatbalc625 Месяц назад +6

      😂

    • @RichardSchiffman-jn1ds
      @RichardSchiffman-jn1ds Месяц назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣 bruh......

    • @l1u1t1t1
      @l1u1t1t1 20 дней назад

      Dang it, wanted to post this 😆

    • @jayATUK
      @jayATUK 19 дней назад +2

      I'd have said it's the opposite 😂
      In Austria, we make fun of Germans and aren't fans by any means.

    • @Parang_Astig
      @Parang_Astig 16 дней назад

      lmao

  • @chrst7346
    @chrst7346 Год назад +10414

    If he happened to be having asked an Austrian passer by whether he was German, he would have ended down the slope right away the first time 😂😂

    • @BerniPro
      @BerniPro Год назад +738

      Heast! Don't denounce us Austrians like that - We are kind and loving people - or you'll end down a slope in the Alpen.

    • @pentatron3127
      @pentatron3127 Год назад +36

      Well A H wasn't that nice xD

    • @carinaohnenachname1802
      @carinaohnenachname1802 Год назад +17

      Thats what I was thinking

    • @aurelije
      @aurelije Год назад

      Austrians being the worst nazis but all after the war they pretended to be victims and all moral and material blame went on Germany. We people of Serbia are aware that wermacht units executing 100 for 1 order killing thousands of hostages were Austrian.

    • @tetraederfisch904
      @tetraederfisch904 Год назад +183

      Exactly! Austrians DO. MIND. As an austrian myself most of the time I think it's kind of ridiculous, but then when someone confuses me with a german I correct them immediately xD

  • @necessaryduk360
    @necessaryduk360 Год назад +5632

    Being an Austrian I am happy with how the German dealt with this,

    • @AlexanderLittlebears
      @AlexanderLittlebears 11 месяцев назад +69

      @@alicja2175 If with Germany you mean the lands inhabited by Germans, yes, if you mean the political entity called Federal Republic of Germany, no

    • @mrsalt548
      @mrsalt548 11 месяцев назад +64

      @@AlexanderLittlebears so u choose violence?

    • @AlexanderLittlebears
      @AlexanderLittlebears 11 месяцев назад +199

      @@mrsalt548 Austria is German.
      Starting from its birth, which occurred through the Bavarian colonization of previously Slavic lands, Austria was always part of the Kingdom of Germany until the end of the Holy Roman Empire in 1806. And even after that it continued to be part of the German Confederation. Any objection based on the weakness of these state entities is invalid, since it is only evidence of the political weakness of Germany, certainly not of its non-existence. Continuing, even after the foundation of the German Empire, the Austrian emperor himself continued undaunted to consider himself a German prince, given that Austria's failure to enter the unitary German state was certainly not due to a non-Germanness of Austria itself, but rather to the presence also of vast non-German areas within the empire, areas which, remember, all separated from Austria. And in fact, once the war was over, everyone thought that, since these regions had gone their own way, there was no longer any reason to remain separated from the rest of the Germans. It was the victorious allies, that is, Austria's enemies themselves, who prevented it. Therefore the very idea of ​​Austria as an independent nation is a ridiculous invention of Austria's enemies, which has no historical or ethnic justification, but which was only useful to them to maintain their domination.
      The only reason why Austrians developed a separate identity is to distance themselves from what they perceived as Nazi ideals. But:
      1) the problematic aspects of Nazism don’t include pan-Germanism, which was supported even by many interwar socialists;
      2) it’s an irrational reaction not based on actual facts.

    • @Hm-rz2qg
      @Hm-rz2qg 11 месяцев назад +57

      ​@@AlexanderLittlebears As much as it bothers you, you'll just have to accept it dude

    • @NJI-hy1pq
      @NJI-hy1pq 11 месяцев назад +4

      Lol

  • @gregandy4277
    @gregandy4277 2 месяца назад +1698

    I remember a quote from Bismarck that goes, “A Bavarian is the missing link between an Austrian, and a human being.”

    • @jirimensik
      @jirimensik 2 месяца назад +119

      But Bismarck was a Vogon (Prussian) so he despised civilized people.

    • @scepticsquirrel
      @scepticsquirrel 2 месяца назад +27

      ​@@jirimensikWhat does Vogon mean? An insult to Protestants?

    • @jirimensik
      @jirimensik 2 месяца назад +120

      ​@@scepticsquirrel Vogons are a mean and unpleasant race of aliens from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I believe that they were based on Prussians.

    • @jullietmburu9672
      @jullietmburu9672 2 месяца назад +12

      ​@@jirimensik😂😂😂

    • @odietamo9376
      @odietamo9376 2 месяца назад +7

      My former girlfriend from Munich probably would not agree with that. 😊

  • @Melapurple
    @Melapurple 2 месяца назад +83

    "If an art school says nein, then the Austrians shall be mine." 💀💀

  • @CryptiCryptoAIM
    @CryptiCryptoAIM Год назад +1836

    German guy: you’ve just advanced to level 69, psycho

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher Год назад +1757

    Little did the Englishman know that he chose to say fighting words

    • @Matt..S
      @Matt..S Год назад +32

      Accidentally pressed Antagonize in RDR2

    • @anniebe4992
      @anniebe4992 Год назад +5

      100%

    • @blacktemplar2377
      @blacktemplar2377 Год назад +2

      What's the difference?

    • @anniebe4992
      @anniebe4992 Год назад +13

      @@blacktemplar2377 Two countries, two "languages" (different terms for sure), 2 cultures, different foods, different holidays, different government, different economy, different law, different weather, different location, Different mentality

    • @evafuhriman8086
      @evafuhriman8086 Год назад +1

      😂

  • @greenavmshorts9335
    @greenavmshorts9335 Год назад +4352

    “We are not painters.”

    • @technikhusky2054
      @technikhusky2054 Год назад +402

      "We give everyone a second chance in a different career"

    • @tkraid2575
      @tkraid2575 Год назад +218

      "We also don't sound like we're giving war orders every single time."

    • @aidaprsic9740
      @aidaprsic9740 Год назад +56

      Du kleiner bier trinkendern monster

    • @CertifiedSillyX3
      @CertifiedSillyX3 Год назад +39

      My friends dad is and hes austrian😃👍

    • @reformed_attempt_1
      @reformed_attempt_1 Год назад +34

      Top 10 overused jokes

  • @youtubecensors5419
    @youtubecensors5419 2 месяца назад +170

    "You're Irish, right? Irish, British, same thing."

    • @999mi999
      @999mi999 Месяц назад +33

      Difference between Austria and Germany is more like the difference between Yorkshire and Derby. Austrian as an ethnic and national identity is a modern thing that came into existence in the last 80 years, before that they just considered themselves ethnically German, but of Austrian nationality.
      It's the same situation as in Romania and Moldova, both are ethnically Romanian and considered themselves as such until 80 years ago. The same situation also happened in Bulgaria and Macedonia. Out of all of these, the "Moldovan" experiment is the least successful, with the majority of the population still considering themselves Romanian, while Macedonia is the most successful with 99% of the people being openly hostile to the idea of being a subgroup of Bulgarians. Austria is in the middle.

    • @alexcrawfordguitar9361
      @alexcrawfordguitar9361 Месяц назад +10

      It’s like calling a Scotsman English or an Aussie a New Zealander

    • @genaf8598
      @genaf8598 Месяц назад

      ​@@999mi999not just hostile to Bulgaria, they feel closer to Serbia, which is really sad. And their whole history is stolen from their neighbouring countries - Skopje centre has all of their "historic" figures 😂

    • @McKae00
      @McKae00 Месяц назад +4

      @@alexcrawfordguitar9361 Aussies and Kiwis quite literally are both British

    • @alexcrawfordguitar9361
      @alexcrawfordguitar9361 Месяц назад +6

      @@McKae00 try telling them that. Both countries are independent from the UK, with Australia gaining it in 1901 and NZ in 1947. So, no. Neither of them are ‘quite literally British’, because neither of them are part of Great Britain.

  • @m4173_
    @m4173_ Год назад +542

    I love the first part when the Englishman says "Hey, you alright mate" and the German stops and closes his eyes 😂 instant regret of greeting him, hahaha

    • @england1413
      @england1413 9 месяцев назад +7

      I also enjoy the comparison of the straightforward "hallo" and "alright mate"

  • @vSoulreaver
    @vSoulreaver Год назад +794

    "bloody hell." - he said calmly after getting pushed off a cliff.

  • @welcome_to_the_internet
    @welcome_to_the_internet Год назад +591

    I swear that German dude saw it coming from a mile away

    • @clientmodsghg
      @clientmodsghg Год назад +38

      in germany we say: from a kilometer away*

    • @Anna.K..
      @Anna.K.. Год назад +11

      kilometers or miles. ,,Er war Meilen weit voraus."

    • @foxi13x
      @foxi13x Год назад +4

      ​@@Anna.K..see-meilen

    • @AlexanderLittlebears
      @AlexanderLittlebears 11 месяцев назад

      Austria is German.
      Starting from its birth, which occurred through the Bavarian colonization of previously Slavic lands, Austria was always part of the Kingdom of Germany until the end of the Holy Roman Empire in 1806. And even after that it continued to be part of the German Confederation. Any objection based on the weakness of these state entities is invalid, since it is only evidence of the political weakness of Germany, certainly not of its non-existence. Continuing, even after the foundation of the German Empire, the Austrian emperor himself continued undaunted to consider himself a German prince, given that Austria's failure to enter the unitary German state was certainly not due to a non-Germanness of Austria itself, but rather to the presence also of vast non-German areas within the empire, areas which, remember, all separated from Austria. And in fact, once the war was over, everyone thought that, since these regions had gone their own way, there was no longer any reason to remain separated from the rest of the Germans. It was the victorious allies, that is, Austria's enemies themselves, who prevented it. Therefore the very idea of ​​Austria as an independent nation is a ridiculous invention of Austria's enemies, which has no historical or ethnic justification, but which was only useful to them to maintain their domination.
      The only reason why Austrians developed a separate identity is to distance themselves from what they perceived as Nazi ideals. But:
      1) the problematic aspects of Nazism don’t include pan-Germanism, which was supported even by many interwar socialists;
      2) it’s an irrational reaction not based on actual facts.

    • @littlelady79KK
      @littlelady79KK 4 месяца назад

      We can feel it if we wake up 😂

  • @user-hc7tw8nm2o
    @user-hc7tw8nm2o 2 месяца назад +95

    The most popular name in Austria is Maximilian
    The most popular name in Germany is Mohammed

    • @tndbairbass
      @tndbairbass 2 месяца назад

      Oh bet youre wrong its hitler

    • @manuelamavizcanavarro9011
      @manuelamavizcanavarro9011 2 месяца назад +16

      Oh yeah? I thought the most popular Austrian name was Adolf, my bad .

    • @lynettefinnigan9540
      @lynettefinnigan9540 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@manuelamavizcanavarro9011yep, it was that bloody Austrian who gave Germany such a hard time by taking over!!! Thank God the Brits didn't let MM do the same thing!!

    • @3tefanija
      @3tefanija Месяц назад

      @@user-hc7tw8nm2o LOOOL

    • @barafilipova
      @barafilipova Месяц назад

      @@manuelamavizcanavarro9011yall are spelling it worongly Its Adolf

  • @EddaPascher
    @EddaPascher Год назад +1302

    Once asked an Australian where in Britain he was from. He was not happy...

  • @georgek3686
    @georgek3686 2 месяца назад +253

    Something similar happened to me when I was in Zagreb, Croatia and a drug addict came up to me asking for something. I said "sorry mate, I don't speak Serbian". WW3 almost happened that day.

    • @DanMorgan-bh5fv
      @DanMorgan-bh5fv 2 месяца назад

      I've never seen a pissed off Brit until I made the hand jerking movement at British airways when they lost our luggage. That guy was pissed af.

    • @aaa-xd3jj
      @aaa-xd3jj 2 месяца назад +27

      The Croatian had cause.

    • @vassanenner1469
      @vassanenner1469 2 месяца назад +4

      ❤😂😂😂😊

    • @ADJackD
      @ADJackD 2 месяца назад +4

      Man drugs getting out of control

    • @lifeonearth9261
      @lifeonearth9261 2 месяца назад +12

      ... Excuse me, I don't speak... Serbo-Croatian 😬🫠 Almost made a similar mistake first time there, luckily I had already been to Serbia before.

  • @lordhoratio
    @lordhoratio 2 месяца назад +1009

    I dated a girl from Southern Germany a few years ago; she was from Vienna.

  • @henryymukasa_AfricanBoy
    @henryymukasa_AfricanBoy Месяц назад +30

    As an African, I understand 😅. I met a Norwegian lady and she asked me where I come from. I mentioned my city, but she had never heard of it. Then, she asked me if it was in Africa. I said yes. She then told me that her ex-boyfriend was from Senegal 🇸🇳 and asked if I might know him. She pulled out her phone to show me his picture 😅😅😅😅. She didn’t know the distance between East and west Africa. Different time zones, different culture, different languages and very isolated from each other.

    • @TonyNaber
      @TonyNaber Месяц назад +3

      I mean, you just referred to yourself as simply “African”. You yourself contribute to this ambiguity. I’m from West Asia, we don’t tell people abroad “as an Asian” or “I’m Asian” lmao. Being specific doesn’t hurt

    • @СветланаЧернышева-б5з
      @СветланаЧернышева-б5з Месяц назад

      Потрясающие знания географии!😂😂

    • @viajahtur
      @viajahtur 21 день назад

      Well, from where in Africa you come? We now only know that you're not fro Senegal.

    • @BreezyE-d3n
      @BreezyE-d3n 18 дней назад +4

      So did u know him or not?

    • @alva--._..l-._.-l.._.--
      @alva--._..l-._.-l.._.-- 14 дней назад +1

      @@BreezyE-d3n ahahahah I can't! 🤣

  • @Wilko11
    @Wilko11 Год назад +1451

    Can't wait for the sequel. Asking an Austrian if they're from Germany. 🥊😂

    • @cckiller4378
      @cckiller4378 Год назад +45

      That sequel will never release

    • @Kim.Yo-jong
      @Kim.Yo-jong Год назад +37

      Austrians are Germans as well

    • @texinger4343
      @texinger4343 Год назад +90

      Austrians are NOT Germans i dont want to hear that anymore the language is different the culture is different and the german humor is insulting in austria

    • @Kim.Yo-jong
      @Kim.Yo-jong Год назад +19

      @@texinger4343 Of course they are 👎🏻

    • @ansgarzeiner9512
      @ansgarzeiner9512 Год назад +3

      😂

  • @mr.hoppelelefant2350
    @mr.hoppelelefant2350 Год назад +507

    You know you're german when you're able to pronounce "Tschechisches Streichholzschächtelchen" 😊✌

    • @ihrtoys
      @ihrtoys Год назад +45

      its easy :D

    • @chrst7346
      @chrst7346 Год назад +34

      haha… so with this shibboleth half the guys of NRW would to be considered as not Germans…. I KNEW, I KNEW IT before😂

    • @BoT-ez5lw
      @BoT-ez5lw Год назад +12

      😂 Ich hab's versucht - keine Chance

    • @7bence
      @7bence Год назад +14

      Wait, am I German? 🤔

    • @u.4499
      @u.4499 Год назад +15

      Kein Problem.

  • @chickennugget4724
    @chickennugget4724 Год назад +1398

    seeing a German painter in Austria😇😁
    seeing an Austrian painter in Germany:💀🗿

  • @jenniferlisa2428
    @jenniferlisa2428 27 дней назад +30

    Thank you for the video

    • @RobertSmithvb
      @RobertSmithvb 27 дней назад

      i wonder how people get
      rich at these days.

    • @RebeccaVincent-pb9nf
      @RebeccaVincent-pb9nf 27 дней назад

      i advice everyone to start investing and
      never rely on just salary. No billionaire
      made it through salary.

    • @judemichael8370
      @judemichael8370 27 дней назад

      Yes that's true

    • @judemichael8370
      @judemichael8370 27 дней назад +1

      Knowledge is the greatest commodity
      investment is the quickest path to
      financial freedom, the rich stays rich by
      spendinglike the poor yet ... Read more

    • @MataCharles
      @MataCharles 27 дней назад +1

      Yeah that's true, everyone knows that
      she's the best so you guys should try
      Alisa Herbert and come with your testimony
      okay

  • @Burt1038
    @Burt1038 2 месяца назад +140

    Brit after sustaining life threatening injuries: "bloody hell, innit?"

    • @Alez94
      @Alez94 Месяц назад

      @@mozzjones6943 you sound like those people that teach English on youtube/tiktok 🤣

    • @leongremista95
      @leongremista95 Месяц назад

      Pot of tea?

  • @stop.yourelosingme13
    @stop.yourelosingme13 Год назад +1080

    ALso eigentlich würden Deutsche sagen: "Ja, Österreich ist ja Im Grunde Deutschland" aber wenn du so etwas zu einem Österreicher sagst - RENN!

    • @sanis740
      @sanis740 Год назад

      Beweg di du hu-😃

    • @tapflkfjdifufu
      @tapflkfjdifufu Год назад

      Sonst bist du tot.

    • @Schurli-P2J
      @Schurli-P2J Год назад +48

      Aber ganz schnö bevor Ma die ganze Gmeind verständigen, dann gibts ka entkommen mehr

    • @tapflkfjdifufu
      @tapflkfjdifufu Год назад +21

      @@Schurli-P2J jo donn san sowieso weg vom Fenster

    • @CornFlex.
      @CornFlex. Год назад +15

      Ne wenn du aus bayern kommst sicher nicht 😅

  • @pelmeni_va
    @pelmeni_va 11 месяцев назад +842

    We don't have the "mistaking a Swiss person for a German person" skit yet because no one's lived to tell the tale.

    • @TheFren
      @TheFren 9 месяцев назад +54

      Also, no one can understand their gibberish.

    • @ievgenkolomiiets6884
      @ievgenkolomiiets6884 9 месяцев назад +52

      Because no one understands Schwitzerduitch and can't even tell that it's a German language

    • @vaska1999
      @vaska1999 9 месяцев назад +4

      😅

    • @ADJackD
      @ADJackD 8 месяцев назад

      Man is it that hard? I can’t understand spoken standard deustch@@ievgenkolomiiets6884

    • @QuaestorL
      @QuaestorL 8 месяцев назад +3

      Is that a challenge? I need to find a swiss person to test it out.

  • @KS51ABCAN
    @KS51ABCAN 2 месяца назад +24

    Before Germany existed, the German Federation consisted of independent German-speaking states, including Austria. Austria was rejected and excluded when Prussia unified them to create a unified Germany. Germans and German Austrians are the same ethnic group but divided by political borders.

    • @anacasanova7350
      @anacasanova7350 17 дней назад

      Fronteras religiosas y políticas, salvo Baviera, creo.😊

  • @aceoflights.
    @aceoflights. Год назад +1379

    I think Austrians would be more offended at being called German than Germans would at being called Austrian.
    (I am Austrian)

    • @Nirotheolu
      @Nirotheolu Год назад +160

      Never happens actually.
      Most dont know austria and think you misspelled australia.
      (Also something austrians get mad of, right?)

    • @TheReptain
      @TheReptain Год назад +64

      As an Austrian i agree

    • @Mnkskanal
      @Mnkskanal Год назад +122

      I am from southern Bavaria and feel closer to Tirol than to Hamburg.

    • @fethryduck
      @fethryduck Год назад +4

      As a German i don't agree. Austria brought always Trouble to Germany. Kaiserschmarrn made us fat, in Football they humiliate us several Times and they send us this Idiot from Braunau. 😂😂

    • @Sparta829
      @Sparta829 Год назад +60

      Griaß eng! I ho do glab I a no a Wörtchen mitzumren 😁 so gnau gätz ja ba uns a ned gell, oba as schene Estareich sollt ma ned mit Deitschlond verwechseln gell?🇦🇹

  • @MMadesen
    @MMadesen Год назад +637

    As a Bavarian, I would agree to that statement
    Servus to my austrian brothers.

  • @خيمةفيالصحراء
    @خيمةفيالصحراء 6 месяцев назад +189

    Austria : mountain Germany
    Switzerland : fancy Germany
    Germany : is just Germany

    • @busterhikney6936
      @busterhikney6936 2 месяца назад +19

      Poland: Strange Germany

    • @julianbrelsford
      @julianbrelsford 2 месяца назад +18

      western switzerland: France, but (more) pricy

    • @illac3429
      @illac3429 2 месяца назад +17

      Netherlands: Sumpf deutsch

    • @CaptainEarls
      @CaptainEarls 2 месяца назад +8

      Finland: cold Germany
      Iceland: fever Germany (icy and volcanic)
      Norway: silent Germany
      Sweden: non-German Germany (basically do all the engineering stuff Germans do, just for themselves alone)

    • @busterhikney6936
      @busterhikney6936 2 месяца назад +4

      Northern Italy: New Germany
      Olde England: New Germany
      Russia: No Germany

  • @dynastieV5
    @dynastieV5 Месяц назад +9

    I love this Austrian RUclipsr

  • @shinigamiryuk864
    @shinigamiryuk864 2 месяца назад +519

    Austria rejects painters. Germany makes them leaders.

    • @Broccoli-m9h
      @Broccoli-m9h 2 месяца назад +2

      And the president changes everything

    • @jackpot1359
      @jackpot1359 2 месяца назад +9

      You mean chancellors?

    • @user-gs5uf4lk7u
      @user-gs5uf4lk7u 2 месяца назад +5

      Nur als Führer.

    • @naulirisetya1705
      @naulirisetya1705 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@jackpot1359not kanselir. But FUHRER

    • @jackpot1359
      @jackpot1359 2 месяца назад

      @@naulirisetya1705 he said "presidents" at first

  • @rainbowlable
    @rainbowlable Год назад +1131

    But no one says "Hallo" when hiking in the Alps. You say "Servus", "Griaß di" or at least "Grüß Gott". 😉

    • @herrvonBrausen
      @herrvonBrausen Год назад +36

      na ja, depends on whom you met there... not everyone are locals or familiar with these (e.q. somebody from other parts of Germany, I mean not Bavaria).

    • @GabbaGandalf420
      @GabbaGandalf420 Год назад +89

      Dat heißt überall Moin! Moin! sonst werd ich von meinem Fadder enderbt

    • @Ben126LP
      @Ben126LP Год назад +28

      ​@@GabbaGandalf420Moin moin mien Jung

    • @christophsams4167
      @christophsams4167 Год назад

      @@GabbaGandalf420
      Wo’s redsdn du fia an Scheiß zom?

    • @CheesburgerCheesburger-n6k
      @CheesburgerCheesburger-n6k Год назад +18

      ​@@GabbaGandalf420 Moin is german, in austria you almost never hear it.

  • @EdwardD-q5p
    @EdwardD-q5p 9 месяцев назад +189

    In reality, the German would not care. The Austrians would.

    • @trythis2006
      @trythis2006 7 месяцев назад +9

      they are upset because hungary austrian didnt worked out, kek

    • @Frosty_V0
      @Frosty_V0 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@trythis2006No, because absorption into the Reich didn’t.

    • @daniel6009
      @daniel6009 5 месяцев назад +5

      Many Germans would care I can promise you that.

    • @omccc
      @omccc 4 месяца назад +7

      @@trythis2006I wish Austria and Hungary would unite again ;( ( without war)

    • @TheMuffinMan2
      @TheMuffinMan2 3 месяца назад +4

      ​​@@omccc
      It was Serbias fault ?!? 💔

  • @the.innkeeper97
    @the.innkeeper97 2 месяца назад +34

    There is a difference.
    A German is like a commoner while an Austrian is like a highly educated aristocrat.

    • @markrobber5252
      @markrobber5252 Месяц назад +9

      Aaa...i get it. Austria is like the Royalist, empire thing and Germany is like the Republic

    • @Alfred127-w
      @Alfred127-w 26 дней назад

      yep

    • @MountainsAreCool
      @MountainsAreCool 23 дня назад

      ​@@markrobber5252well they both got rid of their monarchies at the same time...

    • @2712animefreak
      @2712animefreak 22 дня назад

      @@MountainsAreCool But modern day Austria consists of just the core of their former empire, whereas Germany still controls most of theirs. Even the lowliest peasant in Tyrol is still essentially an aristocrat compared to a Balkan serf.

    • @mickethegoblin7167
      @mickethegoblin7167 22 дня назад

      Er. What

  • @annaknitter
    @annaknitter Год назад +355

    It’s way more dangerous to say that to an Austrian the other way around 😂 Don’t ever do that. 😅

    • @manuelbuhr84
      @manuelbuhr84 Год назад

      Weil das alles Nestbeschmutzer sind, die ihre eigene Geschichte und ihr deutsches Blut verleugnen. Sie sind genauso Deutsch wie wir Franken oder Hessen oder Preußen. Noch 1938 waren alle glückliche Deutsche und heute wollen sie davon nichts mehr wissen. Selbst die Süd-Tiroler haben das den Ostmärklern voraus..

    • @Anna.K..
      @Anna.K.. Год назад

      So they can hide that A. H. was an Austrian and not a German.

    • @harmseberhardharmseberhard9908
      @harmseberhardharmseberhard9908 Год назад +49

      Austria, the country that made the world believe, that Beethoven was Austrian and Adolf Hitler a German...😂

    • @senfdazu2230
      @senfdazu2230 Год назад +11

      ​@@harmseberhardharmseberhard9908I think this was about Mozart, but the message arrived.

    • @harmseberhardharmseberhard9908
      @harmseberhardharmseberhard9908 Год назад +8

      @@senfdazu2230 no, definitivly Beethoven. Born in Bonn, family partly from Rheinland, partly from Holland, but lived and composed for decades in Vienna, part of 'Wiener Klassik'. But that's academic. 50 years later Emperor Franz Joseph of Austria identified as 'deutscher Reichsfürst'. So what.

  • @sm5970
    @sm5970 Год назад +562

    Gosh, Austrians hate this even more. They hate comparisons with Germans. Especially my Austrian wife. Once I said ‘In my German learning, I find that I can hear Germans more clearer than Austrians.’ She said ‘Well go live in Germany then! 😡’ 🤣🤣🤣 Never again.

    • @AlexanderLittlebears
      @AlexanderLittlebears 11 месяцев назад +82

      Austria is German.
      Starting from its birth, which occurred through the Bavarian colonization of previously Slavic lands, Austria was always part of the Kingdom of Germany until the end of the Holy Roman Empire in 1806. And even after that it continued to be part of the German Confederation. Any objection based on the weakness of these state entities is invalid, since it is only evidence of the political weakness of Germany, certainly not of its non-existence. Continuing, even after the foundation of the German Empire, the Austrian emperor himself continued undaunted to consider himself a German prince, given that Austria's failure to enter the unitary German state was certainly not due to a non-Germanness of Austria itself, but rather to the presence also of vast non-German areas within the empire, areas which, remember, all separated from Austria. And in fact, once the war was over, everyone thought that, since these regions had gone their own way, there was no longer any reason to remain separated from the rest of the Germans. It was the victorious allies, that is, Austria's enemies themselves, who prevented it. Therefore the very idea of ​​Austria as an independent nation is a ridiculous invention of Austria's enemies, which has no historical or ethnic justification, but which was only useful to them to maintain their domination.
      The only reason why Austrians developed a separate identity is to distance themselves from what they perceived as Nazi ideals. But:
      1) the problematic aspects of Nazism don’t include pan-Germanism, which was supported even by many interwar socialists;
      2) it’s an irrational reaction not based on actual facts.

    • @AnkeK
      @AnkeK 9 месяцев назад

      Echt jetzt? Warum äfft ihr Ösis denn alles nach, was aus Deutschland kommt? Im Grunde seid ihr doch nur neidisch auf uns, verglichen mit uns Deutschen wollt ihr nur nicht , weil ihr Angst habt auch als Nazis diffamiert zu werden. Das Dilemma mit den Nazis hat uns im Übrigen ein Österreicher eingebrockt.

    • @92AlexanderS
      @92AlexanderS 8 месяцев назад +26

      @@AlexanderLittlebearsHave to love the unprompted History lesson. Sound smart, but basically denying Austria its own existence. 🤣 ask Austrians if they want to be part of Germany. 🤣

    • @AlexanderLittlebears
      @AlexanderLittlebears 8 месяцев назад +23

      @@92AlexanderS So Bavaria doesn’t exist because it’s also German?

    • @viral_beauties
      @viral_beauties 8 месяцев назад +22

      people forgetting that Austria use to be in the German Confederation and had it not been for prussia and bismarck hatred towards austira and decided not to exclude the austrian from the Unification of Germany than mabye germany would might look different today, this comes from a German, who believe all German speakin nation should remain brothers and not enemies.@@AlexanderLittlebears

  • @WalleLP
    @WalleLP Год назад +245

    We Bavarians have more in common with Austrians than with the rest of Germany

  • @onlythetruth3563
    @onlythetruth3563 2 месяца назад +7

    I think its the other way around. Most germans love Austria, but many Austrians dont like us 😅

  • @tea_otomo
    @tea_otomo Год назад +31

    As a Bavarian ... I disagree. We have more in common with our Austrian brothers and sisters 😄

    • @dafyddlewis4738
      @dafyddlewis4738 Год назад

      Gleiches Volk, ähliche Sprache oder?

    • @manuelbuhr84
      @manuelbuhr84 Год назад +2

      ​@@dafyddlewis4738der österreichische Dialekt ist lediglich eine deutsche Sprache von vielen. Eben ein Dialekt. Die Österreicher sind genauso Deutsch wie die Menschen nördlich der Alpen

    • @dafyddlewis4738
      @dafyddlewis4738 Год назад +1

      @@manuelbuhr84 stimmt. So habe ich gedacht. Es gibt nur ein paar jaarhundertes geschichte zwischen ihr beide.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 Год назад +1

      @@manuelbuhr84 Es gibt mehrere österreichische Dialekte. Die meisten gehören zur bairischen Sprachfamilie, genau wie viele bayrische Dialekte.
      Deutsch hat auch viele Dialekte.

    • @XX-bn9sf
      @XX-bn9sf Месяц назад +1

      That's the reason Bavaria should be removed from Germany. Austria can gladly have them.

  • @DoNotPushHere
    @DoNotPushHere 2 месяца назад +335

    He is actually Austrian
    How do I know?
    Austrians made the world believe that the greatest musician was Austrian and the greatest dictator was German.
    Or so they say...

    • @andreyansimov5442
      @andreyansimov5442 2 месяца назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ungeimpfterrusslandtroll7155
      @ungeimpfterrusslandtroll7155 2 месяца назад

      Austrians did nothing.
      The painter came to power in Germany, all his political life was there. He had lost his Austrian citizenship but got german citizenship.
      Germany itself did everything to make sure that he was seen as a german. He even trained to lose his austrian dialect for his speeches. He didn't even want to annex Austria at first.
      He already fought for the German army in WW1 not Austria.
      That's all a meme Germans invented because they desperately need company in their misery but it's not really a good one for people who understand this character.

    • @bbilaj
      @bbilaj 2 месяца назад +5

      Mozart?

    • @DoNotPushHere
      @DoNotPushHere 2 месяца назад +9

      @@bbilaj the divine Ludvig Van

    • @DanMorgan-bh5fv
      @DanMorgan-bh5fv 2 месяца назад +4

      We can muddy the waters with Ludwig and that German painter.

  • @President_Freedom
    @President_Freedom Год назад +529

    "Back In my day we used to be in the same country"-👴🏻

    • @daviddildomann
      @daviddildomann Год назад +47

      Nostalgia is hitting like ✋

    • @J0hn-MiCHaeL
      @J0hn-MiCHaeL Год назад +24

      Ostmark

    • @letmeouturbasementbro
      @letmeouturbasementbro Год назад +29

      ​@davidkunz7687 fr, my arm is raising itself I swear 🙋🏼‍♂️

    • @Kokuswolf
      @Kokuswolf 11 месяцев назад +3

      Yes, but we didn't agree on the origins of the same country.

    • @AlexanderLittlebears
      @AlexanderLittlebears 11 месяцев назад +22

      Austria is German.
      Starting from its birth, which occurred through the Bavarian colonization of previously Slavic lands, Austria was always part of the Kingdom of Germany until the end of the Holy Roman Empire in 1806. And even after that it continued to be part of the German Confederation. Any objection based on the weakness of these state entities is invalid, since it is only evidence of the political weakness of Germany, certainly not of its non-existence. Continuing, even after the foundation of the German Empire, the Austrian emperor himself continued undaunted to consider himself a German prince, given that Austria's failure to enter the unitary German state was certainly not due to a non-Germanness of Austria itself, but rather to the presence also of vast non-German areas within the empire, areas which, remember, all separated from Austria. And in fact, once the war was over, everyone thought that, since these regions had gone their own way, there was no longer any reason to remain separated from the rest of the Germans. It was the victorious allies, that is, Austria's enemies themselves, who prevented it. Therefore the very idea of ​​Austria as an independent nation is a ridiculous invention of Austria's enemies, which has no historical or ethnic justification, but which was only useful to them to maintain their domination.
      The only reason why Austrians developed a separate identity is to distance themselves from what they perceived as Nazi ideals. But:
      1) the problematic aspects of Nazism don’t include pan-Germanism, which was supported even by many interwar socialists;
      2) it’s an irrational reaction not based on actual facts.

  • @Konghammer1
    @Konghammer1 2 месяца назад +5

    That extremely lethargic cry as he "fell" has me rolling.🤣🤣🤣

  • @vankroenen2145
    @vankroenen2145 11 месяцев назад +734

    It's like telling an Irish he's English.

    • @AlexanderLittlebears
      @AlexanderLittlebears 11 месяцев назад +101

      The Irish are Celtic while the English Germanic.

    • @kingmegatron7974
      @kingmegatron7974 10 месяцев назад +60

      Ok, there’s a VERY obvious difference between us. Now these guys on the other hand...

    • @no_name_but_alias
      @no_name_but_alias 10 месяцев назад +74

      Oh, no.
      When we marched into Austria, we were greeted with cheers. This never happened to the English in Ireland ...

    • @scepticsquirrel
      @scepticsquirrel 10 месяцев назад +16

      No, it is like telling a Swabian that he is a Franconian.

    • @vankroenen2145
      @vankroenen2145 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@scepticsquirrel
      Only days ago I met a Franconian who is stingy and petty like a Swabian. So it seems there're similarities, indeed.

  • @DZT38
    @DZT38 Год назад +204

    As a German you have to wear the brand “Deuter” as backpack 😅

    • @chris-channel
      @chris-channel Год назад +11

      Deuter beste

    • @cedricbauer8572
      @cedricbauer8572 Год назад +5

      Osprey > Deuter

    • @cheerubebayonettaholopaine2638
      @cheerubebayonettaholopaine2638 Год назад +6

      als österreicherin mit deuschem freund: i agree 😂

    • @Lindalindali
      @Lindalindali Год назад +8

      Vaude is way better quality

    • @DZT38
      @DZT38 Год назад +9

      ​@@cheerubebayonettaholopaine2638ich war vor kurzen in Jerusalem irgendwo im nirgendwo unterwegs. Durch die Deuter Tasche und den Socken und weiteren Merkmalen wusste ich direkt das sind deutsche Mitbürger und habe sie auf deutsch angeredet😉

  • @rina27050
    @rina27050 Год назад +212

    As half German and half Austrian, I agree. I have two really different sides. One is wandering all day and one is making Wiener Schnitzel.

    • @Mr-pn2eh
      @Mr-pn2eh Год назад +15

      And the third no one told you about fled to Zurich

    • @PineappleOnPizza69
      @PineappleOnPizza69 Год назад +12

      Half german und half austrian? that doesn't make sense.

    • @rina27050
      @rina27050 Год назад +15

      @@PineappleOnPizza69 And how exactly doesn't it??

    • @Dachsbeisser
      @Dachsbeisser Год назад +9

      Das ist so logisch, als wenn ich sagen würde, ich bin halb deutsch und halb bayrisch 🤡

    • @rina27050
      @rina27050 Год назад +17

      @@Dachsbeisser Germany and Austria are two different countries. Bayern is part of Germany. It's exactly what the video is about, it's not the same just because they speak the same language.

  • @ey1615
    @ey1615 Месяц назад +3

    But austrians are germans. They know it themselves. Same ethnic group but different state. It's like saying BRD germans and DDR germans weren’t the same people back when Germany was divided into two states after WW2.

  • @Kamuichan99
    @Kamuichan99 Год назад +150

    Next episode, Liam meets an Austrian
    Liam "Hello Mate"
    Austrian "Bam Oida!" ^^

    • @kwinzman
      @kwinzman Год назад +5

      Underrated comment.

    • @hulmhochberg8129
      @hulmhochberg8129 Год назад +8

      "KROCH MA EINE"?

    • @core36
      @core36 Год назад +11

      Vienna is not Austria. Well, geographically speaking it is, but it’s really not.

    • @crescendoe1436
      @crescendoe1436 Год назад

      ​@@core36most accurate statement ive ever heard tbh😭

    • @1000-r3g
      @1000-r3g Год назад

      Never forget: ruclips.net/video/iuXR53ex4iI/видео.html

  • @issecret1
    @issecret1 2 месяца назад +73

    Tell an Austrian they're Eastern European. Best reaction you will ever get

    • @Moktorn
      @Moktorn 2 месяца назад +7

      @@issecret1 austria is about 200kms west from the exact center of europe...

    • @sylvicalias
      @sylvicalias 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Moktorn genau, es macht keinen Sinn

    • @fairfortune67
      @fairfortune67 2 месяца назад

      Yeah or tell an eastern European Russian she's Asian. That'll get an interesting reaction 😂

    • @kaipfannschmidt4140
      @kaipfannschmidt4140 2 месяца назад +8

      Litauen ist das mittigste Land in Europa. Sogar Länder wie Polen, Slovakei und Ungarn sind mehr West- als Osteuropa. Sogar Kaliningrad liegt westlich der Mitte. Verrückt, aber es ist so, weil viele vergessen, wie groß der europäische Teil Russlands ist oder, dass sogar Kasachstan noch zu einen Teil zu Europa liegt.

    • @Jouzou87
      @Jouzou87 2 месяца назад +11

      Maybe they shouldn't have their entire country named after that cardinal direction then.

  • @R.N.LosAngeles
    @R.N.LosAngeles Год назад +71

    When I was little, Germany was still divided into West and East and my mom made it a point to say “I’m WEST German.”

    • @Mp57navy
      @Mp57navy Год назад

      Yeah. Like you're something better than "those" east germans.

    • @doroparker1702
      @doroparker1702 Год назад +10

      An English guy wanted to know in which part of Germany I had grown up.
      East or west? He asked.
      I answered South.
      He asked again.
      Stupid prick I thought, but as this was a job interview, I played nice.
      Explained the South of Germany was part of the so called Western Germany.
      He wanted to impress me but he only showed he had no clue after living in Germany for decades.
      Bayern, Baden-Württemberg, Saarland are very down south, at Austrian, Swiss and French border.
      They were part of the American sector and still are today.
      Eastern Germany was Russian sector.

    • @dwalther4856
      @dwalther4856 Год назад +7

      Vs " I come from Ostzone "

    • @R.N.LosAngeles
      @R.N.LosAngeles Год назад +5

      @@dwalther4856 Correct. When she came to the US she made herself as American as possible because it was 1959

    • @R.N.LosAngeles
      @R.N.LosAngeles Год назад +3

      @@doroparker1702 Yes, and I grew up in the late 70s and 80s, during the big Cold War with Russia (USSR back then). My mom is from Baden-Württemberg.

  • @StevenSmith-oi8ew
    @StevenSmith-oi8ew 2 месяца назад +2

    -So weit die deutsche Zunge klingt
    -Und Gott im Himmel Lieder singt.
    They are the same, art man was right.

  • @rotheryberlin7772
    @rotheryberlin7772 Год назад +373

    Telling to a German he's Austrian, it's like you say to a Scotts he's english😂

    • @arielquelme
      @arielquelme 9 месяцев назад +28

      *Death Stare*
      Vat did u say?

    • @rotheryberlin7772
      @rotheryberlin7772 9 месяцев назад +12

      @@arielquelme I'll never say that again, no more 😪

    • @ADJackD
      @ADJackD 8 месяцев назад

      Or a chinese is japanese

    • @ADJackD
      @ADJackD 8 месяцев назад +15

      You forget to factor in English are anglo-saxons while Scotts are Celtic.@EuropeForEuropeansFascism

    • @varshavikraman3111
      @varshavikraman3111 8 месяцев назад +11

      Or like an indian n Pakistani

  • @Longtack55
    @Longtack55 2 месяца назад +180

    My pal suggested my Swiss wife was "a sort of German." He has a death wish...

    • @marcmonnerat4850
      @marcmonnerat4850 2 месяца назад +3

      It's even worse!

    • @Reinhard_Erlik
      @Reinhard_Erlik 2 месяца назад

      That is true. Switzerland is a state comprised mostly of Germans.

    • @vitusreihmer3136
      @vitusreihmer3136 2 месяца назад

      Leck mich am ganzen Ar…

    • @stealthattack2209
      @stealthattack2209 2 месяца назад +1

      Has he said that to your wife yet?

    • @Longtack55
      @Longtack55 2 месяца назад +1

      @@stealthattack2209 Hell no!

  • @johann3029
    @johann3029 Год назад +192

    „Was die Deutschen und Österreicher trennt, ist die gemeinsame Sprache“
    Wir können stolz auf unsere Gemeinsamkeiten sein.

    • @FuzzyLP
      @FuzzyLP Год назад +22

      meinst du die inkompetenten politiker?

    • @jonnbinn2865
      @jonnbinn2865 Год назад +8

      Nein sind wir nicht, nicht mal annähernd eher wie die schweizer tüpisch deutsch ist zb die Arroganz , unfreundlichkeit usw...

    • @xxklesx1
      @xxklesx1 Год назад

      ​@@jonnbinn2865aus deutscher Sicht sind die Schweizer und Österreicher arrogant und unfreundlich, die Schweizer sind aber zudem noch humorlos. Ich glaube wir haben die gleichen Stereotype über die jeweils anderen.

    • @schwarzer0se463
      @schwarzer0se463 Год назад

      @@jonnbinn2865 *typisch. Dir ist bewusst, dass Österreicher und Deutschschweizer genauso Deutsche sind wie Bayern oder Hessen oder Sachsen?

    • @yatshie8717
      @yatshie8717 Год назад

      Ich hab kein Bock mehr auf Österreicher, die immer nur die Deutschen hassen (siehe Kommentar hier direkt drüber). Der Krieg ist schon' bisschen her, sucht euch nen neues Hobby

  • @tankmerc7632
    @tankmerc7632 Месяц назад +2

    Germans live to work ,Austrians work to live

  • @colonelcorn9500
    @colonelcorn9500 5 месяцев назад +626

    Germans in Austria in 2024: 🙂
    Germans in Austria in 1938: 😈

    • @hengwulfthesaxon772
      @hengwulfthesaxon772 2 месяца назад +68

      1 Austrian in Germany 1930's ☠️

    • @CeluiEtSeul
      @CeluiEtSeul 2 месяца назад +34

      More like, Germans in Austria 1930s: 🇩🇪🫶🏻,🤝🇦🇹

    • @YeshuaIsTheTruth
      @YeshuaIsTheTruth 2 месяца назад +11

      Idk about that 2024. There's a dead guy in the Alps that seems to say otherwise.

    • @last7509
      @last7509 2 месяца назад +2

      i need more of this perspective in my life please

    • @dh-uo4lt
      @dh-uo4lt 2 месяца назад

      A german girl was raped by multiple islamic men and the judge have the girl prison time and the men received none. Look it up

  • @calistahero1012
    @calistahero1012 Год назад +116

    Now we know Ötzis backstory

    • @yukiyuukichan5771
      @yukiyuukichan5771 Год назад

      Ötzi was Italian tho

    • @asterixur1335
      @asterixur1335 Год назад +5

      ​@@yukiyuukichan5771when Ötzi lived, Italia didn't exist...

    • @yukiyuukichan5771
      @yukiyuukichan5771 Год назад +1

      @@asterixur1335 but it is spekulated He was Born on what today is called Italian grounds. Thats why Italians claim him as their "property" even tho He was found in Austria.

    • @asterixur1335
      @asterixur1335 Год назад +1

      @@yukiyuukichan5771 who knows, in a few years it could be osmanic ground. Will Ötzi have been a Turkey If they would say so?

    • @yukiyuukichan5771
      @yukiyuukichan5771 Год назад +2

      @@asterixur1335 if they overtake the country they don't Just take the ground but also the countries properties... so yes.

  • @Neltheraku
    @Neltheraku 8 месяцев назад +367

    I'm from Bavaria and I have to admit that we and Austria are actually very close.

    • @elfe441
      @elfe441 6 месяцев назад +13

      I agree. I'm an austrian woman

    • @thewonderer9551
      @thewonderer9551 6 месяцев назад +6

      Mia San Mia 🔴⚪😊

    • @roswi9861
      @roswi9861 4 месяца назад

      Deutschland und Österreich war einst ein Volk - lt Geschichte .Heiliges Römisches Reich. Von 962 bis 1806

    • @animetrend7856
      @animetrend7856 4 месяца назад +8

      Griaß di aus Österreich

    • @Neltheraku
      @Neltheraku 4 месяца назад +1

      @@animetrend7856 Hawidere

  • @deddygiririndjani635
    @deddygiririndjani635 2 месяца назад +5

    I am an Indonesian from Jakarta, I have climbed Mount Zugspitze, I climbed from Germany and descended a mountain in Austria... I think both places are the same in terms of language and people.

    • @DrumTheater-g8l
      @DrumTheater-g8l Месяц назад

      Didnt you notice the Germans eyes ? I think their eyes are something special. Anyway gw warga Tanah Abang

    • @heikep4906
      @heikep4906 Месяц назад

      no

    • @AnonD38
      @AnonD38 23 дня назад

      I guess Indonesians are just Chinese people then.

  • @Senpailucas_Socke2.0
    @Senpailucas_Socke2.0 Год назад +36

    Die Beziehung von Deutschland, Österreich und der Schweiz wunderbar zusammengefasst

    • @nyam3539
      @nyam3539 Год назад

      iso

    • @dorismeyer8457
      @dorismeyer8457 Год назад +3

      Ich liebe die Piefke Saga 😅

    • @josefine5000
      @josefine5000 Год назад

      Gilt auch für Amis vs Kanadier etc 😅

    • @unlink1649
      @unlink1649 Год назад

      Lächeln und weitergehen

    • @Kaisertreu100
      @Kaisertreu100 Год назад +3

      Jup, wir sind wie eine Familie die sich einmal im Jahr zu Weihnachten trifft und froh ist wenn man sich 364 Tage nicht sehen muss...

  • @skawary2569
    @skawary2569 Год назад +217

    "Is the same thing isn't it?"
    *Austrian painter joined the game*

    • @outdoorniederrhein6724
      @outdoorniederrhein6724 Год назад +4

      Bad, but good😅

    • @franhunne8929
      @franhunne8929 Год назад +15

      Failed Austrian Painter, please ... if he had been accepted at that painting academy we would have been spared a whole world war.

    • @anonymous-ts5ih
      @anonymous-ts5ih Год назад +5

      Not really. Instead of funny moustache man, we had someone else with a funny moustache or hairstyle.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 Год назад +9

      Fun fact: He failed school, was rejected at art university on account of his being unencumbered by any artistic talent whatsoever, joined the Bavarian army, then participated in the Luddendorf coup attempt (he was just following orders, if only just), was arrested, and as a criminal foreigner he would have been extradited, but in court he impressed the judge with his fervent German patriotism so much that the judge repatriated him on the spot. So in Vienna he had been unemployed, in Munich he went to prison, and in Berlin he was made chancellor. (Against the then soon to be late president Hindenburg's better judgement, but still.)
      He entered politics at the behest of two people he met in prison: The director of the Bavarian police Himmler, and the Prussian minister of the interior Göring.

    • @jonnbinn2865
      @jonnbinn2865 Год назад +2

      I mean we kickt him out and germany take them as leader 😅

  • @Random-501st
    @Random-501st Год назад +315

    Can we appreciate the dedication that Liam took a whole new pair of clothing on this hike and changed his attire midway just to film this skit there lmao 😂

    • @benjamin3658
      @benjamin3658 Год назад +12

      Bro he just put a jacket and a cap on. Its basically the mcu hero "disguise"

    • @nolaughingmatter
      @nolaughingmatter Год назад +4

      "He is not the same" *pushes you off a cliff*

    • @Shakinthecut
      @Shakinthecut Год назад

      @@benjamin3658😭😭😭

  • @wiedumirsoichdir289
    @wiedumirsoichdir289 28 дней назад +1

    Als Österreicherin ist das der beste Clip ever 😄👍👍👍👍

  • @ShrillyGlitch
    @ShrillyGlitch Год назад +212

    As a Astrian I was trying not to punch my phone to knock some sense into that guy

    • @kendrickbritto8556
      @kendrickbritto8556 Год назад +24

      But aren’t you just a mountain dwelling German?

    • @stiegelzeine2186
      @stiegelzeine2186 Год назад

      @@kendrickbritto8556 austrians are basically germans who are mountain dwellers who also drank too much alcohole so they lost their mother language and made up a new one using their remaining knowledge

    • @dada_ba0996
      @dada_ba0996 Год назад +3

      Oida fühl ich

    • @ShrillyGlitch
      @ShrillyGlitch Год назад

      @@dada_ba0996 wut?

    • @ShrillyGlitch
      @ShrillyGlitch Год назад

      @@kendrickbritto8556I live in the US but have Austrian blood in me so no

  • @LordNeros
    @LordNeros Год назад +82

    try calling a scottsman an englishman and see if he grants you the same mercy the german did

    • @hildebrandgotenland4823
      @hildebrandgotenland4823 Год назад +1

      Which is pathetic, because at least the entire Lowlands of Scotland have been conquered and settled by Anglo-Saxons. Only in the Highlands you have mostly celtic real Scots.

    • @spikem5950
      @spikem5950 Год назад

      @@hildebrandgotenland4823 And the whole British Isles were settled by Vikings multiple times, and England was once Celtic Britons, that blood didn't just vanish when the Anglo-Saxons invaded, not to mention the Normans came in after that and added their French/Viking genes into the pool. There is no such thing as a "pure race", especially not in fuckin' Britain of all places. This is more cultural identity than genetics, and the Lowlands are culturally Scottish.

    • @hildebrandgotenland4823
      @hildebrandgotenland4823 Год назад

      @@pingpong_ Only because you are ignorant and uneducated doesn't mean it's the truth. If you feel like you are a 3 m tall Japanese women, it doesn't mean you are one.

    • @hildebrandgotenland4823
      @hildebrandgotenland4823 Год назад

      @@pingpong_ They are not Germans, they are Germanics, that's a difference.
      What you feel doesn't change facts, just like transgender idiots will never really change gender.

    • @alcar32sharif
      @alcar32sharif Год назад +10

      In the Alps, no one will hear your cries for help. Nor are there any witnesses.😅

  • @jz261
    @jz261 Год назад +380

    I'm guessing Liam had to learn the hard way. But usually it's us Austrians getting pissed if tourists call us germans.
    Edit
    *what have I done...💀*
    I an Austrian started yet another war in the comments.
    Lucky for me I am also Argentine🇦🇷⭐️⭐️⭐️😜
    hold up...

    • @hannahlindemann4190
      @hannahlindemann4190 Год назад +10

      Jap stimmt

    • @andr991
      @andr991 Год назад +32

      Nee, uns Deutschen geht es genauso, wenn man uns für Österreicher hält 😂

    • @PaXDemon
      @PaXDemon Год назад +5

      ​@@andr991ist ja auch aufgrund der anderen Aussprache der Wörter klar😂

    • @nthrbrck
      @nthrbrck Год назад +28

      The correct term is "Bergdeutsche"

    • @nerussoulfire6021
      @nerussoulfire6021 Год назад +65

      Wir sind alle deutsche, Österreich ist schlicht nur kein Teil der Föderalrepublik Deutschland.
      Dennoch bleiben wir Brüder und Schwestern 🎉

  • @Folkary
    @Folkary 16 дней назад +1

    "it's the same thing isn't it?"
    "It used to be in 1942"

  • @rocketpod1
    @rocketpod1 2 месяца назад +32

    Austria and Germany did have one of the all time great collabs

  • @thestonegateroadrunner7305
    @thestonegateroadrunner7305 Год назад +33

    The cardinal mistake:
    talk to a German and get him out of his meditative hiking flow without justified reason.
    That alone can get you kicked down the hill.

  • @ramramh123
    @ramramh123 4 месяца назад +460

    That german guy got the smile from his ancestor in 1939💀💀💀
    Thank you for 381 likes:)

    • @lhpl
      @lhpl 2 месяца назад +45

      Hi(t)larious! I assume you knew AH was Austrian, and that the joke was intended that way. 😂

    • @MN_Mapper
      @MN_Mapper 2 месяца назад +21

      @@lhplhitlarious is beyond wild

    • @gaets99
      @gaets99 2 месяца назад +3

      *1938

    • @alex_nov
      @alex_nov 2 месяца назад +2

      yep .this smile is ... insulting.

    • @karied6251
      @karied6251 2 месяца назад

      That ancestor could be HH or HG or JG.

  • @Yamezzzz
    @Yamezzzz 27 дней назад +1

    Calling Adolf Austrian instead of German is like calling Gerry Adams British inetead of Irish just because he's from the UK.

  • @johndillon5290
    @johndillon5290 2 месяца назад +153

    It's like asking an English man if he's Scottish 😂

    • @SpiritBled99
      @SpiritBled99 2 месяца назад +20

      No an English man wouldn’t care more like asking a Scottish man if they are English

    • @johndillon5290
      @johndillon5290 2 месяца назад +1

      @@SpiritBled99 depends on who you're asking

    • @elg94
      @elg94 2 месяца назад +1

      @@johndillon5290 gordon ramsay for example lmao

    • @lelugrey1509
      @lelugrey1509 2 месяца назад +7

      No, it's not comparable. Actually Austrian and German are the same ethnicity so it's more like London and Manchester

    • @yuk_ainu
      @yuk_ainu 2 месяца назад +1

      Or maybe Scottish and Irish?

  • @1AeonDustin1
    @1AeonDustin1 Год назад +145

    calling germans and austrians the same thing is like a warcrime and all acts against that person are allowed to break the geneva convention. Ich liebe deine Shorts :D

    • @Nightheart973
      @Nightheart973 Год назад +9

      Obiously everyone knows austria is the smoll badly made knock off germany 😂 /j

    • @olivermeineke9707
      @olivermeineke9707 Год назад +10

      Bavaria has left the chat.

    • @RacerA8
      @RacerA8 Год назад +4

      @@olivermeineke9707Bavaria is our own better austria

    • @Schunderful
      @Schunderful Год назад +9

      Just like calling Taiwanese and Chinese are the same or Ukrainians and Russians are the same.

    • @lyricstvdeutschland2075
      @lyricstvdeutschland2075 Год назад +2

      I would sign that

  • @arunmummel5771
    @arunmummel5771 Год назад +21

    In Austria they don't say "Hallo"
    They say "Grüß Gott"

  • @user-rl2we8rs4p
    @user-rl2we8rs4p 2 месяца назад +1

    An old joke:
    Austrians are so good in manipulation and PR that they have convinced the world that Mozart was an Austrian and Hitler was German 😂

  • @Jonaelize
    @Jonaelize Год назад +197

    As if an austrian hiker would ever say 'Hallo'

    • @alo5301
      @alo5301 Год назад +20

      Oida, na.

    • @lukasa2106
      @lukasa2106 Год назад

      Jeder österreicher sagt hallo beim wandern einfach jeder … nur nicht zu drecks deutschen 😂

    • @alphy3317
      @alphy3317 Год назад +21

      Griess Gott

    • @FeliceOrWhat
      @FeliceOrWhat Год назад +23

      Servas de wadln

    • @nietzscheente1271
      @nietzscheente1271 Год назад +6

      Die würden eher sagen: DAS hier ist Österreich, Fremder! Schleich di! :-D

  • @amyg6752
    @amyg6752 8 месяцев назад +23

    My dad was German. He was NOT Austrian. Until he did his ancestry and found out the part of Germany his parents were from was sometimes Austria, depending on the decade or century. Lol. But he's still German

  • @antonriegel1595
    @antonriegel1595 Год назад +46

    Try this one: "Are you from Austria ?" "No, I am from Bavaria" "It's the same thing, isn't it ?" +++ tactical nuke +++

    • @gerbelle90
      @gerbelle90 Год назад +13

      Advanced: calling a Franconian a Bavarian

    • @edene.4870
      @edene.4870 Год назад +3

      Trust me, Bavarians don't even like the fact they are forced share the same country with the other Bundesländer (federal states), and must thus share the overarching descriptor of "German" with them. Conflating them with Austrians is understandably fighting words.
      (Even if the Bundesland Upper Austria shares a lot of cultural and dialect similarities with Bavaria due to their geographical neighborhood. 😁)

    • @buttpain171
      @buttpain171 Год назад +6

      ​@@edene.4870All Austrian dialects are Bavarian, besides the ones in Vorarlberg.

    • @Never_again_against_anyone
      @Never_again_against_anyone Год назад

      ​@@gerbelle90Or call us Badenians Swabians☠️😾

    • @Never_again_against_anyone
      @Never_again_against_anyone Год назад +1

      ​@@edene.4870As Badenian, I actually agree with the Bavarians in this. We might be all Europeans, but I do not like our artificial, inefficient country.

  • @leonidas759
    @leonidas759 2 месяца назад +2

    I have never visited Germany or Austria but i have met people from these countries. I think they are quite similar people tbh. But that is ok, people say we Latin Americans are similar among ourselves too

  • @mtnfraggle
    @mtnfraggle Год назад +141

    Plot twist: The "German" was actually an Austrian psycho who likes pushing tourists off cliffs and just needed an excuse. 😂

  • @gidikalchhauser
    @gidikalchhauser Год назад +38

    Let me tell you as an Austrian: It's the other way round. A "one sided rivalry" :D

    • @HNTI_Banana
      @HNTI_Banana Год назад +3

      I approve this message

    • @Yo19724
      @Yo19724 Год назад

      Vielleicht ist es ja nur deswegen, weil das deutsche Fussballnationalteam wirklich Fußball spielen kann, im Gegensatz zu unserem??? 🙄

    • @justalonelypogchamp
      @justalonelypogchamp Год назад

      ​@@Yo19724tbh ja. da ist glaube sogar salzburg besser als das national team XD. und rapid kann man vergessen...

    • @gottkaisersliver
      @gottkaisersliver Год назад

      ​@@Yo19724"Nationalteam"

    • @CheesburgerCheesburger-n6k
      @CheesburgerCheesburger-n6k Год назад

      ​@@Yo19724 nein

  • @prismaticc_abyss
    @prismaticc_abyss Год назад +476

    Actually germans don't mind, they basically think of Austrians as "those other germans" anyway. Austrians on the other hand get irrationally upset if you tell them they're like germans

    • @D4nt4lion
      @D4nt4lion Год назад +93

      Speak for yourself traitor, we do mind.

    • @scothf1273
      @scothf1273 Год назад +2

      Why is that so?

    • @valerietaylor9615
      @valerietaylor9615 Год назад +51

      The Austrians welcomed Hitler with open arms in 1938, and now they’re crying rape. It’s O.K., though. They’re very charming people, and I like them a lot.

    • @potus9573
      @potus9573 Год назад +85

      ⁠​⁠@@valerietaylor9615Hitler was an Austrian

    • @patrickaccioly4398
      @patrickaccioly4398 Год назад +1

      @@potus9573Austrians are Germans, that’s why h1tler ruled Germany. They have the same language, ethnicity and broader culture.

  • @Tiramisyxz
    @Tiramisyxz 2 месяца назад +2

    And students thats how world war 2started by Adolf hitler getting angry by ppl calling him austrian instead german😂

  • @ConnorGER
    @ConnorGER Год назад +92

    Eigentlich kenn ich es anders herum, die Deutschen finden es nicht schlimm, aber die Österreicher mögen das gar nicht, wenn man sie für Deutsche hält

    • @relaxoirl5920
      @relaxoirl5920 Год назад +9

      Beruht auf Gegenseitigkeit, außer vielleicht in Bayern.

    • @patta8388
      @patta8388 Год назад +18

      ​@@relaxoirl5920Deutsche und Österreicher sind vereint in ihrer Meinung über Bayern

    • @rafael4626
      @rafael4626 Год назад

      Blödsinn

    • @FlowMama4207
      @FlowMama4207 Год назад +1

      ​@@patta8388😂

    • @derbeisser8777
      @derbeisser8777 Год назад

      Es war die Strategie der alliierten Sieger unser deutsches Volk zu spalten.
      Österreicher und Deutsche bilden ein Volk.

  • @phasto273
    @phasto273 Год назад +44

    Well Germans don’t really care about it.. Austrians are raging when they are called Germans 😂

  • @xyincognito
    @xyincognito Год назад +76

    As a German who moved to Austria, it's the Austrians who make a fuss about being called German :D Not the Germans ;)

    • @maseltov8931
      @maseltov8931 Год назад +2

      True

    • @nietzscheente1271
      @nietzscheente1271 Год назад +4

      Never call an austrian Piefke. :-D

    • @Andromeda_Ada
      @Andromeda_Ada Год назад +1

      Well, we gotta let people know that we're better than the German

    • @Zedus-rl9hp
      @Zedus-rl9hp Год назад +3

      Yes, Germans don't have the best reputation, especially in the holiday resorts, so you have to make it clear right from the start that you are Austrian ;)

    • @Littlefighter1911
      @Littlefighter1911 Год назад +1

      ​@@Zedus-rl9hpAnd THEN proceed to act just like a German.

  • @tancreddehauteville764
    @tancreddehauteville764 11 дней назад +1

    Well, a certain German leader believed they were the same, and united them in 1938. Austria is just another German state, like Bavaria or Saxony. The difference is that Austria lies outside of the Bundesrepublik.

  • @-stefanv-5439
    @-stefanv-5439 Год назад +90

    As an Austrian i can just cite the famous Austrian actor Christoph Waltz who once said on the US show CONAN: "The difference between Austria and Germany is like the difference between a battleship and a waltz (the dance)" And yes he really said that...

    • @abcdefgh5808
      @abcdefgh5808 Год назад +2

      first time I hear someone say we Austrians "appear nice"

    • @ThisisFerrariKhan
      @ThisisFerrariKhan Год назад

      @richardhaegeler6858🍐

    • @Dachsbeisser
      @Dachsbeisser Год назад +3

      Also hat er 1000 Jahre gemeinsame Geschichte verleugnet?

    • @-stefanv-5439
      @-stefanv-5439 Год назад +2

      @@Dachsbeisser Its like Japanese and Chinese, very similar but somehow absolutely not... except Bavaria...

    • @MrGambo1982
      @MrGambo1982 Год назад +1

      He also said that the difference is very much like the English & the Irish. I cant tell if he´s right as I do not know the differences between them. Greetings from Leipzig ;)

  • @JEWI1972
    @JEWI1972 Год назад +31

    Ich möchte nicht wissen was mit mir passiert, wenn ich zu einem Schotten sage er wäre Engländer😂.

  • @DooNotEnter
    @DooNotEnter 7 месяцев назад +114

    That pissed off walk looks so german 😂😂

    • @DK-yt5vc
      @DK-yt5vc 2 месяца назад +1

      What's the difference?

  • @N84-f3k
    @N84-f3k Месяц назад +1

    That reminds me of the Austrian painter somehow. 😂