Hahaha we used to call them thongs in Canada in the 90s… and then the “thong song” came out and it all changed 😅 I remember when I was like “I don’t think I can call flip flops things anymore…”
I want to see German mother in Australia. German tourists really have a special aura in Australia, they sweat a lot, go bright red and confidently set off to wander alone in the outback in socks and sandals.
As a German, I can confirm I sweat a lot if it’s hotter than 20 degrees (c) and I’m wearing more than a crop top and a long skirt with sandals and a hat to shield me from the sun
My dumb-arse has forgotten to take sunscreen to the beach a few times and ended up looking like a cooked lobster and I was born and raised in Australia
@@AmazingAutistexcept when you will!! (Seriously, even though you have more melanin it is still not enough to completely stop sunburn so please wear sunscreen)
Lol I swear Vegemite is a trick we play on tourists, but honestly my countrymen legitimately do eat that which was discovered by scraping the dregs out of a beer barrel & adding salt to it - so much, sooo muuch, Salt.
@@juliesomethinorother I hope I just got pranked. My host family for 3 weeks used to always serve me a toast with mermite. Jesus christ I needed 10 beers to get this stuff down lol
The biggest mistake tourists make is thinking Vegemite is eaten straight (or even straight on toast). There are three stages-on its own, on its own on toast/bread, and on toast/bread with butter.
@@VipesVonHarlotWell, an O is pronounced the way that word ends, so that's how. You should hear how many Americans pronounce it, it's just as bad and they put a W at the end like it's 'now'
Every Aussie gets Sunburnt like that at least once and learns their lesson. Actually two of my Army Reservist mates got sunburnt worse than that on the Darwin beaches. They fell asleep on the beach and were as red as her singlet top and had to wear very baggy coveralls afterwards. There was talk about charging them for self inflicted injuries preventing them from working. Getting that sunburnt causes several severe problems, dehydration, overheating, elevated core body temperature and then skin peeling with the increased risk of infections. A long soak in a tepid bath is a good start while drinking plenty of water and some electrolyte fluids. Light loose clothing after the bath and staying out of the Sun. In severe cases consult with your First Aid book and a visit to the doctor might be prudent. Your body will be in severe shock and pain, so replacing lost fluids and electrolytes is important. There is a temptation to lather the body in skin creams but that can only happen once the heat in the skin and muscles has been reduced to normal. Above all consult with a medical practitioner. Mark from Melbourne Australia 🇦🇺
@@tnexus13 Yes, very true! But you can't tell those lovelies down at the beach working on their all over tan, not thinking about their future crocodile 🐊 skin!
I think the 7 hours was a layover somewhere lol. (Like, the one time I actually went somewhere cool, which my friend paid for because I'm WAY too poor to travel - was to Japan, & I flew from Florida to New Jersey, then to Tokyo. My layover was only like an hour though. Then, on the way back I had to stop & change plans in Denver. So, yeah, you're like flying for a few hours, then stop for a couple/few more hours, then fly again for like 15 hours, then you get there.)
You can't fly direct from Germany to Australia as the planes are unable to carry that much fuel (plus it's unreasonable to expect a pilot to fly for 25 hours non stop). So you have to stop in one of India/China/UAE and then get on a different flight to Australia.
@penderyn8794 Yeah Nah. It's full of immigrants from all over now..Asia, Africa Middle East, a delicious human soup of multiculturalism.. I love it..Great food and cultural events..😁
There's a kid in my school who went to Australia for the summer between Freshman and Sophomore year. He's a Senior now and he's never stopped doing an Australian accent. Tbh I think its permanent at this point 💀
That's odd, since I regard the Aussie accent as being very fragile. Even a short trip overseas for an Aussie and they'll come back with an accent (perhaps only detectable to other Aussies). BTW Aussies don't generally use 'Cracking' as an expression - that's more English.
You have an incredible mind. Its clear you pickup all the details others may miss. I am excited when a video from you starts and i am never left dissapointed and always am left wanting more!
She's such a great mimic. The hilarious thing is that she's done 3 different ( out of the many} Aussie accents and doesn't know it! But hey- way more accurate than most.
Im Australian, one time i got sunburnt in winter and I didn't realise until night when my blanket was super warm and cozy and I realised my skin had become an electric blanket...
So just how?? You’re taking the piss to a ridiculous degree, yet sound more like an Australian than most others who seriously try to nail the accent. Damn. Hats off ☀️
i think it's because she's managed to dodge the little kiwi bits people sometimes think our accent includes? regardless, def a decent take on the stereotypical eastern regional accent
Even tho I know this burn is paint.. I still feel pain watching it. Only me? And, by the way, you and all your works are fantastic!! Hugs from Italy ❤️🇮🇹
Okay but I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS 😂 I watch some Australian RUclipsrs and just the accent you've got for this is perfect, the YAH NAH YAH NAH kills me 🤣
Holy crap she looks like I did after 30 minuts in the sun at the beach, with a factor 50 sun cream on. 😂😂😂😂 And that was on our first day in Australia. 😂😂😂😂
Gotta love how close we are to the hole in the ozone layer! I'm a very pale Australian - if I know I'm going to be outside on a sunny day for more than it takes for me to get to and from my car, it's SPF50+ or death
I have Aussie family and I was born in the US… I understand one out of every 8 words they say 😭😂😂 When my aunt calls me for my birthday it’s a heck of a time trying to understand her without saying “huh?” Every time she speaks, love her to death though 😂
Oh it resonates big time. I used to live in Australia for 12 years. When I returned to my homeland, first thing my dad said was “oh no you sound like Steve Irwin now.” This girl nailed the accent!
I found Icebergs a great way to see Bondi..and then my daughter marched me up and down the coastal path (in December!!) but we did see some Splendid Fairy Wrens and certainly got our steps in 😂😂😂
I don't know if it's something you already do, but I think you would do the most flawless Joan Cusack impression. I love your videos, the characters are all so hilarious ❤
Alright, pro tip to anyone coming here, don’t pack your own sunscreen, buy it when you get here. We have sunscreen formulated for our sun and nothing else is gonna work against it. We have a little thing called Slip, Slop, Slap. Slip on some sunglasses, slop on some sunscreen, slap on a hat. Key to not being a tomato and a tourist.
I believe it has to do with the amounts of UVA and UVB that penetrates through the atmosphere overhead. We can still get burnt on overcast days. Not much of an ozone layer over Australia 🇦🇺
Nah, only be afraid if they've been harassed and are now protective or you're a cyclist... I've only been attacked once by a magpie and I was on a bike as a kid in a tourist town.
The way she came back for the reaction to “thongs”😂😂 genius
That part was the best 😭😭
Coz iykyk 😂😂😂
Had an Australian kid come to our school in south east london in year 10. Class erupted when he said he wore thongs to the beach😂😂😂
Hahaha we used to call them thongs in Canada in the 90s… and then the “thong song” came out and it all changed 😅 I remember when I was like “I don’t think I can call flip flops things anymore…”
@@Cafeallday222USA, and I remember calling them thongs too. (Word prediction didn’t want to write that word.)
I want to see German mother in Australia. German tourists really have a special aura in Australia, they sweat a lot, go bright red and confidently set off to wander alone in the outback in socks and sandals.
As a German, I can confirm I sweat a lot if it’s hotter than 20 degrees (c) and I’m wearing more than a crop top and a long skirt with sandals and a hat to shield me from the sun
I don't know if I would survive that video😂 or her Italian Father in Australia!
Back off mate she's mine😅
@@ibear2554I think Italian dad would do great in ‘Straya 😂😂
German mom would turn into a * shudders * Lisa
Omg, the way she says “flat white” KILLS me. 😂 The way she says “Byron Bay” resuscitates me. Then “Bondi Beach” kills me again. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Her face on flat white looks like shes in pain speaking it. Probably the sunburn. 😂😂😂
That's exactly how it is xD
You had to be resuscitated twice!
flet hwyte
@@Dinosnore7dunno why but this cracked me up 😂 I needed this laugh today ❤ this video and comment section is great haha
"WEAR SUNSCREEN"
- every Australian to all tourists ever
SPF-building
Isn't Australia the skin cancer capital of the world or close to it?
No. Correction. Wear OUR sunscreen. Don't bring your shit from the US.
Every Australian tradie after giving said advice: I'll just put on a bunnings sunhat and wear a long sleeves fluro. That'll save me from cancer.
Factor 50+ .. we ain’t walkin round with no factor 15
As an Australian, this is hilarious! Also, you can tell who’s visiting - the sunburn 😅 the sun will wreck you faster than you can possibly imagine.
I got a sunburn a week ago and I was wearing sunscreen 😭🤣
My dumb-arse has forgotten to take sunscreen to the beach a few times and ended up looking like a cooked lobster and I was born and raised in Australia
Black person Advantage won't have to deal with this
@@AmazingAutist I'm black, the sun made me it's bitch.
@@AmazingAutistexcept when you will!! (Seriously, even though you have more melanin it is still not enough to completely stop sunburn so please wear sunscreen)
“This stuff is basically yogurt to me!”
GAAAGS 😂😂😂😂
Lol I swear Vegemite is a trick we play on tourists, but honestly my countrymen legitimately do eat that which was discovered by scraping the dregs out of a beer barrel & adding salt to it - so much, sooo muuch,
Salt.
@@juliesomethinorother I hope I just got pranked. My host family for 3 weeks used to always serve me a toast with mermite. Jesus christ I needed 10 beers to get this stuff down lol
@@PuddingXXL they were fucking with you if they were giving you marmite.
Know who eats Vegemite? Drop-bears, that’s who.
The biggest mistake tourists make is thinking Vegemite is eaten straight (or even straight on toast). There are three stages-on its own, on its own on toast/bread, and on toast/bread with butter.
"Naurr! Naurr!!!" 😂😂😂
"This swimsuit is fused... to my body." OMG! 🤣🤣🤣
"Naurr" is the only thing that bothers me about Australians lol How do you take a two letter word and turn it into THAT?
@@VipesVonHarlot it's pronounced "nah, yeah nah" lol
Cleo from H2P be like😂
@@VipesVonHarlotWell, an O is pronounced the way that word ends, so that's how. You should hear how many Americans pronounce it, it's just as bad and they put a W at the end like it's 'now'
@@ElusiveTyohhr noooor, not the Americans.
Every Aussie gets Sunburnt like that at least once and learns their lesson. Actually two of my Army Reservist mates got sunburnt worse than that on the Darwin beaches. They fell asleep on the beach and were as red as her singlet top and had to wear very baggy coveralls afterwards. There was talk about charging them for self inflicted injuries preventing them from working.
Getting that sunburnt causes several severe problems, dehydration, overheating, elevated core body temperature and then skin peeling with the increased risk of infections. A long soak in a tepid bath is a good start while drinking plenty of water and some electrolyte fluids. Light loose clothing after the bath and staying out of the Sun. In severe cases consult with your First Aid book and a visit to the doctor might be prudent. Your body will be in severe shock and pain, so replacing lost fluids and electrolytes is important. There is a temptation to lather the body in skin creams but that can only happen once the heat in the skin and muscles has been reduced to normal.
Above all consult with a medical practitioner.
Mark from Melbourne Australia 🇦🇺
Dint forget the increased long term risk of skin cancer.
@@tnexus13 Yes, very true! But you can't tell those lovelies down at the beach working on their all over tan, not thinking about their future crocodile 🐊 skin!
Not the Indigenous.
@@tnexus13 Not the Indigenous.
Not the Indigenous.
I’ll have a FLEHT WHAITE😆
What the hell is a flat white? lol
@@zzevonplant coffee with milk, no foam.
@@zzevonplant latte with more caffine
@@zzevonplantNZ coffee
@@poopsiedoodlesp8506 no that is absolutely false
resuscitated twice when she was only there for 7 hours 😭
I think the 7 hours was a layover somewhere lol. (Like, the one time I actually went somewhere cool, which my friend paid for because I'm WAY too poor to travel - was to Japan, & I flew from Florida to New Jersey, then to Tokyo. My layover was only like an hour though. Then, on the way back I had to stop & change plans in Denver.
So, yeah, you're like flying for a few hours, then stop for a couple/few more hours, then fly again for like 15 hours, then you get there.)
You can't fly direct from Germany to Australia as the planes are unable to carry that much fuel (plus it's unreasonable to expect a pilot to fly for 25 hours non stop). So you have to stop in one of India/China/UAE and then get on a different flight to Australia.
I'm Australian and she nailed it. I love this woman.
@penderyn8794Originally it was more Irish and then it became kind of rural British and now it’s just a bunch of people getting skin cancer
Same and same! 😂
@penderyn8794
Yeah Nah. It's full of immigrants from all over now..Asia, Africa Middle East, a delicious human soup of multiculturalism..
I love it..Great food and cultural events..😁
"blah blah blah I'm scared of the wildlife"
...I had to be resuscitated twice.
😂😂😂😂😂
“Server-o” instead of servo is a deep cut and very funny 😂
This woman is so genuinely funny! 😅😅😅😅 great talent!
“I made sure to stay out of the tourist areas so we started off at Bondi beach”😂
the hard cut on "STRAIL-" fucking killed me
Same here 😂
There's a kid in my school who went to Australia for the summer between Freshman and Sophomore year. He's a Senior now and he's never stopped doing an Australian accent. Tbh I think its permanent at this point 💀
That's odd, since I regard the Aussie accent as being very fragile. Even a short trip overseas for an Aussie and they'll come back with an accent (perhaps only detectable to other Aussies). BTW Aussies don't generally use 'Cracking' as an expression - that's more English.
10 minutes doing a Big Les impression takes 10 days to stop . So if you did for a year you'd be fucked Mate !
What the...
And that's how you recognize mild BPD 😂
You have an incredible mind. Its clear you pickup all the details others may miss. I am excited when a video from you starts and i am never left dissapointed and always am left wanting more!
Sever-o KILLED ME 😂 as an aussie I can confirm Americans find our slang confusing and difficult 😅😅
More needlessly twee.
That actually killed me tho XD.
It's certainly unique! Dunny is the best word for toilet, though, especially after that Bluey episode.
the extra r 😂
As an American with Aussie friends you literally just chop every word in half and add an o to the end, it ain't that difficult to parse 😂
I had to be resuscitated twice 😂😂😂
As an Aussie, i can say she’s definitely been here before, or else she sure did her homework
I mean, you’re not exactly obscure as countries go.
She's such a great mimic. The hilarious thing is that she's done 3 different ( out of the many} Aussie accents and doesn't know it! But hey- way more accurate than most.
Im Australian, one time i got sunburnt in winter and I didn't realise until night when my blanket was super warm and cozy and I realised my skin had become an electric blanket...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I cant get enough of this woman's videos!
As an Aussie, I must say your pronunciation of “flat white” was uncannily accurate. 😅
"GOLD COAST LIVING!" 😂😂😂
I can see the billboards along the Pacific Highway.
💫 💫 !!!GOLD COAST LIVING!!! 💫 💫 💫
So just how?? You’re taking the piss to a ridiculous degree, yet sound more like an Australian than most others who seriously try to nail the accent. Damn. Hats off ☀️
i think it's because she's managed to dodge the little kiwi bits people sometimes think our accent includes? regardless, def a decent take on the stereotypical eastern regional accent
the 'flat white' and 'no' were slightly too good i jumped a second
@bunniebie yes, it depends what part of Australia a person is. It seems non-Aussies like to do the broad Aussie accent, & forget the rest 🤣
She doesn't sound aussie at all 😭
@@XxMCRroxnonstopxXagree. Idk why the comments think she does😂
how does that sunburn look so real? the swimsuit straps, the fading on the forearms 😂
and her back is still white lol
Even tho I know this burn is paint.. I still feel pain watching it. Only me?
And, by the way, you and all your works are fantastic!! Hugs from Italy ❤️🇮🇹
"Don't hug me"
Yeah, definitely feeling the pain just looking at it lol.
Yep wanted to tell Aloe Vera on that burn now. Haha
No, it’s not just you. The “don’t hug me” made me automatically brace for the pain.
Yup
"NAAUURRRR" Legit 😂😂😂
Lol my fav part.
I just need that on repeat like for an hour
Yeaah, Nuaarrr
Norrr norrr norrr you got me good 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Yeah nah yeah nah nah yeah 😂
@@wheresmyparade 😂😂😂
This is perfection. The best Aussie skit by a Non Aussie by far! ❤
Omg I didn’t even recognize that this was “Ach Laura!” 😂
Australian here!! YOU are hilarious! Love your content.
Bloody oath, mate 👌
This is hilarious!!! Hahahahahahah please make MORE and NEVER STOP! Also, please more Italian dad! You are a genius.
The obnoxious smile for attention after saying "Thongs" 👌👌👌👌 So good!
As an Aussie living in the USA, I concur!!! 😅😅😅
As An Australian I can confirm this is very accurate.
As a cape tonian who just got back from Australia, I feel embarrassed that I probably sound like this 🤣
A coloniser.
@@jasonhaven7170 I colonised nobody ☺️
@@okayand4 You did.
@@jasonhaven7170 no I didn't 🤗
@@okayand4 You did, honey. That's why there are pale people in a country they shouldn't be in (South Africa, Australia, etc.)
Okay but I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS 😂 I watch some Australian RUclipsrs and just the accent you've got for this is perfect, the YAH NAH YAH NAH kills me 🤣
You did so well with the accent! Not a drop of kiwi in it lol.
As a Sydney girl, you nailed it I feel so attacked it’s hilarious 😂
Holy crap she looks like I did after 30 minuts in the sun at the beach, with a factor 50 sun cream on. 😂😂😂😂 And that was on our first day in Australia. 😂😂😂😂
30mins is too long, eesh! Love from Australia
Samee 😭😭
Gotta love how close we are to the hole in the ozone layer! I'm a very pale Australian - if I know I'm going to be outside on a sunny day for more than it takes for me to get to and from my car, it's SPF50+ or death
slip slop slap
Unless you have a similar skin colour to the Indigenous. Hence why they don't tend to get skin cancer like the colonists.
I have Aussie family and I was born in the US…
I understand one out of every 8 words they say 😭😂😂
When my aunt calls me for my birthday it’s a heck of a time trying to understand her without saying “huh?” Every time she speaks, love her to death though 😂
Happy Birthday isnt hard 😂😂😂😂 just say yeh nah thanks luv 😂
As an Australian, this is so accurate for all the tourists i've seen. 😭
Unless you have a similar skin colour to the Indigenous. Hence why they don't tend to get skin cancer like the colonists.
OHHH THE SUNBURN! SHE'S NOT LYING!❤😂😂
This is great. From an Australian I love it.😂
now we need one of an Australian who just got back from the US
oh my gosh yes
It'd all be negative though lmao. Complaining about the lack of good public toilets and such
Oh it resonates big time. I used to live in Australia for 12 years. When I returned to my homeland, first thing my dad said was “oh no you sound like Steve Irwin now.” This girl nailed the accent!
you changed your accent?
@@cookie5535 stupid question
She doesn’t sound Australian at all😂
I’m cringing how incredibly well you imitate aussies. It’s truly brilliant 🦘
I know, right? Like how did she nail it that well? Slang and all.
"Dont hug me" 😂
That 'flat white' was perfect
Also this sunburn is my jacket 😂❤
Aussie here... this is fucken gold! 🔥
I grew up next to Bondi beach and she picked a great place to avoid tourists 😂
I found Icebergs a great way to see Bondi..and then my daughter marched me up and down the coastal path (in December!!) but we did see some Splendid Fairy Wrens and certainly got our steps in 😂😂😂
@@alisondark8183 😂 a beautiful scenic walk, but give me a gin and tonic at icebergs and I’d be much happier.
Dear god I just found you and you are absolutely HILARIOUS I LOVE YOUR HUMOR ❤
Bondi beach 😂 omg that pronunciation killed me
The “you were resuscitated twice” TOOK ME OUT ✋🏼😭
As an australian immigrant, this is hilarious and accurate!
I spent two years in Australia and love this video - it’s so spot on 😂
the long flights part is so spot on
The accent is amazing! Especially "flett whhhoyte" and "vegemoyt".
Love this clip - this swimsuit is fused to my body...yeah nah...from an aussie - you Nailed it noooooo!!!
I came back for the "bondaaay baaaychhhh" 😭🤣💯
Nahhhh the yeah nah nah yeah killed me 😂😂, basically yeah nah means no. Nah yeah means yes. Ik we’re confusing
Midwesterners in the US do this. It’s a fun quirk.
Hahahah !! Perfect 10/10 for delivery and prep ! 😂❤ 🇦🇺
I don't know if it's something you already do, but I think you would do the most flawless Joan Cusack impression. I love your videos, the characters are all so hilarious ❤
Someone send this to Bang Chan and Felix from Stray Kids. 😂
these were the first two people I thought of when I watched this lol
STAYYYYYY
As an Aussie, I both hate and love this, thanks!
'Noour, noour, noour!' with the overly dramatic neck end 😂
Servo is now officially Server-o
I think she meant the wait staff, and not an actual servo
"I had to be resuscitated twice." 💀/😂😂😂
Alright, pro tip to anyone coming here, don’t pack your own sunscreen, buy it when you get here. We have sunscreen formulated for our sun and nothing else is gonna work against it. We have a little thing called Slip, Slop, Slap. Slip on some sunglasses, slop on some sunscreen, slap on a hat. Key to not being a tomato and a tourist.
SPF-building
Slip, slop, slap, wrap, and hide
Slip on a shirt
Slop on sunscreen
Slap on a hat
Wrap a pair of sunnies
That seagull was a national icon
What’s different about the sunscreen besides a high spf? Genuinely curious.
I believe it has to do with the amounts of UVA and UVB that penetrates through the atmosphere overhead.
We can still get burnt on overcast days.
Not much of an ozone layer over Australia 🇦🇺
@@TheKrispyfortthis isn’t actually true. The ozone layer is fine. The sun is closer to the earth when it gets to Australia. Why it burns more😂
The "yeah-nah"s gave me flashbacks from random Stray Kids edits 😂
I am Australian and can attest to this being accurate except you should be afraid of magpies.
Nah, only be afraid if they've been harassed and are now protective or you're a cyclist...
I've only been attacked once by a magpie and I was on a bike as a kid in a tourist town.
@@Zoe.m. Being afraid of magpies is how you avoid getting attacked.
I spent a week there last May. Amazing weather in Port Douglas. But they said come back in December and we would melt
As a native french speaker we also say thongs for slippers and I always forget that it does not mean the same in the states 😭
Aussies: Yeah, naw... naw, yeah
Midwesterners: He copied my whole flow! Word for word, bar for bar!
You are so observant. Please do WALES
nooouuuuu! perfect. genius editing too.
AHHH FlAt wHiTe
I wish I could go to Australia. I want to see Perth. They also have beautiful fireworks over the water. Amazing.
Bonday Baayychh 😂😂😂
“It’s naur worries”😭💀
As an Australian typical beach surfer girl from QLD, this is hilarious
Her reaction tells me that she actually smelled and ate the vegemite for this video. The commitment to the bit is appreciated
oof bondi beach was convincing
Coffee? Noooo. I’ll take a fLeT wHHaYt” 😂
You should not be allowed to have this much range 😅
I would give ANYTHING to say no like an Australian. It’s so powerful 😂
Saying Doll a lot is an Australian thing too. Me thinking whose doll???
Nah mate - we’re saying “darl” short for darling
She's right, it's darl.
Yuo Confirming, it's darl 😂@@Maxo18744
@@nickiclarke4304 True. The lady at the shop calls me 'darl'. I call my husband 'darl'. Everyone's a darl, unless they're a c**t.
Depends on how other nationalities hear it, as the Aussie accent sounds like doll but they think it's sounding like darrrrl.😮
The reaction to the taste of Vegemite sent me! 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆🤣🤣😆🤣😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aussies, this is exactly what you sound like. Deny it all you want
And you all sound like Honey Boo Boo to us! 😂
@@archie1299😂😂😂
That “flet whaiiiete” sounded exactly like my friends South African mother 😅
"I'll have a FLET WHYTE!" killed me. lmao
Ha! I'm American, but I met my Aussie partner while living in Thailand. We moved to Melbourne and it was great. The ppl were super friendly.
I live in Australia and I’ve actually been that badly sunburnt before
This was Christmas as a kid for me, spent all day in the water so you forget to reapply
Literally my mother in law when she came back from Australia 😂😂
This was me after living in Australia for a year and a half 😂 spot on! I MISS YOU PERTH!
I moved to New Zealand for two years in the mid-2000s and some of these are hitting a liiiiiiittle close to home
Okay!!!…You did your fake sunburn sooo well that I totally bought into this character and how she must be in such pain from the sunburn! 🤣🔥☀️