"you can only speak in Simpson's quotes" "Well that's" "actually" "incredibly" "easy" "as" "there are no limits" "to" "what is and isn't" "a quote" "even if it's" "a piece" "of a" "sentence"
I lot of people who don’t press the button don’t realize that you aren’t forced to use the power. Like you don’t HAVE to jump that high, but you can, so why not just take it??
@@stormjet814 it didn't say that so I'm assuming you have control. In which case, you gain the power to survive a high fall at least one time in your life, for free. Pretty solid deal imo
"you can't profit from your previous knowledge" Sounds like Hell. Seriously, imagine reliving every moment of your life, every mistake, every moment of cringe, every failure, and you KNOW it's happening, and you can't do anything about it. Sounds like actual Hell.
ehhh, I think it just means you can't monetarily profit off the knowledge from your previous life, not that you can't use your previous life's experiences to make better decisions in the new one. I know profit is a pretty vague term, but it makes no sense to assume you have to knowingly make mistakes you know better than to avoid...
I assumed it meant you couldn't benefit but you could take actions so that others would benefit in which case I'd probably press it if it was only like a week back but no way for an entire lifetime
@@lefthandedscout9923 how would that work? like the implication of you being reincarnated as someone else is that your previous self is dead, coming back after a week isn't usually an option... also in your new life what actions could you take within the span of a week that would benefit anyone if you are literally a newborn lol. also after that week does your new body just die? or does it somehow go on without a soul? or does some other soul get put in since it's only "slightly used"
2:49 the thing no one seemed to realized here is not only does the fall shatter you, simply the force exerted to even be able to push yourself that high would shatter your knees into near dust almost instantly. in fact it's possible you wouldn't be able to get off the ground in the first place, the force would cripple your knees as soon as you started to push against the ground meaning you wouldn't have long enough to actually do the jump.
JSchlatt, Jack Manifold, JaidenAnimations, Fundy, Pyrocynical and ConnorEatsPants... I feel like this was a "i pull names out of a hat" group. RUclips gods put random people together
The “you can travel through time once” button is amazing, imagine you’re about to be killed or something terrible happens, just go back to when youre safe
But won't it just happen again? If you go back like 5 years, you'll probably be in the same unsafe situation you almost died in again after the 5 years passed
@@themerpking8445 Go back a few years and buy bitcoin, win the lottery, go to the time traveler party by Stephen Hawking, appear back in your normal life the day after. Profit. Or just go back a day/week and win the lottery if you don't want to mess with any amount of long term time. A friend or family member dies from an accident? Rewind time. "Won't it happen again?" No? if you're dying from a car crash/ someone is about to kill you, go back in time and avoid it. The chances of you being in the same place at the same time for it to happen with the changes of you living until then in a different way is infinitesimal to begin with, even if you didn't actively avoid it. "You might forget" Just write it down.
1:40 Technically you may have cancer cells in your body at any point and will never notice because they are destroyed so quickly, and because it never specified how many cells become cancerous in each type you can assume 1 cell of each type appear, and may quickly be dealt with by the immune system, so you’re clear.
@@evanlight2550 not only that. I assume this button works in a fictional fantasy way, which once you pressed the button all form of cancer just instantly hits you and you immediately gets 1 Trillion
Went to play this for a bit cuz it seemed fun, got this question "You get to travel back in time to see led zeppelin live" But "the stadium is overcrowded and you can barely seem them playing" Someone definitely likes led zeppelin lmao
06:55 come to think of it, this one is op as hell to a degree. Let's say you're gambling on something, then 30 minutes later you finds out that you bets the wrong one, you could just goes back to the past.
Well the thing with the you will gain the ability to communicate with animals but lose the ability to communicate with humans u can work around it. They say that you “Lose the ability” instead of “Can’t” which means that if you really wanted to, you can potentially re-learn how to communicate with humans while keeping the ability to communicate with every animal in the world.
Communicate is also an extremely vague term in this case. What constitutes as communication? Does waving a hand count? Body language is a type of communication. Would that make you lock up completely and become unresponsive when visible to a human being?
6:52 That is literally just what living is. We are bound to the forward march of time, unable to stop. I would take it, doesnt say you are forced to use it. It would be a good emergancy use thing just to have available.
"you can communicate with animals, but not humans" "Finally, I don't have to deal with social hardship! I can be free! Frog, tell me what you have to say!" "N-" "I WANNA GO BACK!"
“You get a burrito” But “It burns your tongue because the burrito is hot and you cannot taste the burrito while youre eating it.” Or some shit like that.
4:00 that question does contradict itself, in theory you'd still be able to communicate with humans because humans are animals and the benefit is that you communicate with animials, so that's an easy win.
Gain ability to communicate with animals but lose the ability to communicate with humans hits the same as you have unlimited games but you have no games
think the reborn one is alright like if they can’t actually stop them then if they were instantly reborn then they’d know all the passwords to their accounts and just a lot of stuff and would already know the stuff that you’ll learn in school etc.
"you can travel through time but it's a one-way trip" Fucking clicked. Messed up asking out your crush? Time travel back and try again. Do everything over and over and over until it becomes the best you can ever imagine and the instant it goes wrong? Go back, and make it right. Backwards time travel is dangerous if physical, but mental is entirely different.
2:02 the funny thing is,, my grandparents all combined, plus my parents combined, have all had almost every form of cancer, therefore likely making me prone to any of them, i see no change and i get one trillion dollars
Of course Pyro would want his house to be filled with *sweaty sumo wrestlers*
funni cause the kinks hes into xD
@@RustlyDragon unfunni cause you explained the joke xD
fun fact: he's dating a fatfur
i dont think i need to explain what a fatfur is
I mean he was with hyojin so same thing
dori and good on him for it, im glad hes with someone who makes him happy :>
You have games, unlimited games, BUT, no games. Will you press the button?
this is a hard one
cringe, not enough bacon, unsubscribe
of course the furry wants to talk to animals
Yes
You have games, unlimited games, BUT, no bitches
I'm honestly so proud to see Pyro turn up in the Schlatt anime.
Hopefully it ‘inflated’ pyros viewer count! ;)
Callum Browne HAHAAAA nice one, fingers crossed it BLIMPS in size
@@Orzule 🤣
Schlatt anime?
Hes the character that everyone thinks has some weird secret (he does, and its WEEEIIIRD)
"You have cancer."
"What kind?"
"Yes"
Also the doctor: *throws a trillion dollars at you*
YOU'RE THE FIRST WINNERRR!
"you can only speak in Simpson's quotes"
"Well that's" "actually" "incredibly" "easy" "as" "there are no limits" "to" "what is and isn't" "a quote" "even if it's" "a piece" "of a" "sentence"
There is a list of words not used in simpsons though
@@tajkoreddeninthearctic194 you know that sentence that you just said is a simpsons quote right
@@linkly9272 was your sentence a Simpsons quote?
@@tarpulin8179 "yes"
@@linkly9272 "impressive"
If you move to a bigger mansion, the amount of sumo wrestlers also increase
Well what if I don't live in a house?
@@guffinopansa1463 they would take over the streets
@@murlo7341 oh god he becomes the sumo mafioso @.@ owns every street hahahah
Step 1: buy a very small house, *incredibly* tiny. Step 2: live in hotel rooms. Simple
I love what came to Jaiden's mind is "Are they well-trained?" Like bruh
i mean, that was my idea. what if my pet of choice is a bunch of well-trained sumo wrestlers?
@@chrisrelhard outsmarting the game
1:00 manifold was ABSOLUTELY waiting for pyro to speak in on this
Actual fucking menace, even in the you laugh you lose with pyrocynical he had 0 chill
I let out a ugly laugh when the eating one came up and jaiden was like “i constantly wish for this one" 😭
NO SAME
This is like the “ bacon but no games or games, more games but no more games “
unlimited bacon, but no games. or. unlimited games.... and no games.
I lot of people who don’t press the button don’t realize that you aren’t forced to use the power. Like you don’t HAVE to jump that high, but you can, so why not just take it??
It's like running, you can do it but you don't have to.
But like, would you jump that high every time you jumped? Because that could be a real problem
@@stormjet814 doubtful, you could probably control how high you jumped
Just do a light tap of the a button lol
@@stormjet814 it didn't say that so I'm assuming you have control. In which case, you gain the power to survive a high fall at least one time in your life, for free. Pretty solid deal imo
"you can't profit from your previous knowledge"
Sounds like Hell. Seriously, imagine reliving every moment of your life, every mistake, every moment of cringe, every failure, and you KNOW it's happening, and you can't do anything about it. Sounds like actual Hell.
ehhh, I think it just means you can't monetarily profit off the knowledge from your previous life, not that you can't use your previous life's experiences to make better decisions in the new one. I know profit is a pretty vague term, but it makes no sense to assume you have to knowingly make mistakes you know better than to avoid...
I assumed it meant you couldn't benefit but you could take actions so that others would benefit
in which case I'd probably press it if it was only like a week back but no way for an entire lifetime
@@lefthandedscout9923 how would that work? like the implication of you being reincarnated as someone else is that your previous self is dead, coming back after a week isn't usually an option... also in your new life what actions could you take within the span of a week that would benefit anyone if you are literally a newborn lol. also after that week does your new body just die? or does it somehow go on without a soul? or does some other soul get put in since it's only "slightly used"
Made in heaven
@xrefed
Exactly what I was thinking
2:49 the thing no one seemed to realized here is not only does the fall shatter you, simply the force exerted to even be able to push yourself that high would shatter your knees into near dust almost instantly. in fact it's possible you wouldn't be able to get off the ground in the first place, the force would cripple your knees as soon as you started to push against the ground meaning you wouldn't have long enough to actually do the jump.
It how ever didn't say that you couldn't jump less, so you could jump like 10ft as apposed to 1,000
JSchlatt, Jack Manifold, JaidenAnimations, Fundy, Pyrocynical and ConnorEatsPants...
I feel like this was a "i pull names out of a hat" group.
RUclips gods put random people together
The “you can travel through time once” button is amazing, imagine you’re about to be killed or something terrible happens, just go back to when youre safe
But won't it just happen again?
If you go back like 5 years, you'll probably be in the same unsafe situation you almost died in again after the 5 years passed
No but my point is that you can go back 5 minutes instead and dodge what killed you if possible
@@themerpking8445 Go back a few years and buy bitcoin, win the lottery, go to the time traveler party by Stephen Hawking, appear back in your normal life the day after. Profit. Or just go back a day/week and win the lottery if you don't want to mess with any amount of long term time. A friend or family member dies from an accident? Rewind time. "Won't it happen again?" No? if you're dying from a car crash/ someone is about to kill you, go back in time and avoid it. The chances of you being in the same place at the same time for it to happen with the changes of you living until then in a different way is infinitesimal to begin with, even if you didn't actively avoid it. "You might forget" Just write it down.
6:14 whoever put "just take some normal pills" is a frickin legend
yes
Bruh for a moment I thought are they laughing for the same reason as I am
And this person proved it
Legend o7 😂
''This is just an esfand stream'' got me
1:40 Technically you may have cancer cells in your body at any point and will never notice because they are destroyed so quickly, and because it never specified how many cells become cancerous in each type you can assume 1 cell of each type appear, and may quickly be dealt with by the immune system, so you’re clear.
Cool
I think the question is under the assumption that you have every form of cancer that has spread and hasn’t been dealt with
@@evanlight2550 not only that. I assume this button works in a fictional fantasy way, which once you pressed the button all form of cancer just instantly hits you and you immediately gets 1 Trillion
Went to play this for a bit cuz it seemed fun, got this question
"You get to travel back in time to see led zeppelin live"
But
"the stadium is overcrowded and you can barely seem them playing"
Someone definitely likes led zeppelin lmao
06:55 come to think of it, this one is op as hell to a degree. Let's say you're gambling on something, then 30 minutes later you finds out that you bets the wrong one, you could just goes back to the past.
Yeah connor kinda mentioned that and they didn't understand what he meant
Never eating again also means no need to use the restroom. Sounds great
Still gotta drink
@@janna5532 I was referring to taking a shit without trying to be gross, but thank you for pointing that out! It's a great observation
That depends on how the power works
this is group has a good vibe
I love how schlatt just, talks funny.
Jaiden:*explaining the ins and outs of the argument*
Everyone else: I see no negative.
Can't tell if Jack manifold or bald tom Holland send help
Lol I love led Zeppelin but even I'm not that stupid
The Dark Side of the Moon you are the greatest album of all time!
I dislike him and I am incredibly stupid
I love Led Zeppelin but I'm really stupid
What are these replies 😂
Like my reply
For the first one- I mean, you could get, say, a large cat, trained to forcibly remove sumo wrestlers from your house.
Well the thing with the you will gain the ability to communicate with animals but lose the ability to communicate with humans u can work around it. They say that you “Lose the ability” instead of “Can’t” which means that if you really wanted to, you can potentially re-learn how to communicate with humans while keeping the ability to communicate with every animal in the world.
Not to mention humans are animals so the whole question contradicts itself
Communicate is also an extremely vague term in this case.
What constitutes as communication? Does waving a hand count? Body language is a type of communication. Would that make you lock up completely and become unresponsive when visible to a human being?
Having regular strength knees is still pretty good considering my family has a genetic trend of knee problems
>lose five years in ten minutes
"That's normal for me"
Lucky. I wish.
>Proceeds to slowly decay from the inside of my soul outward every painful day
Pyrocynical?! It’s good to see Pyro supporting small creators like he did a few years ago.
Very well-edited with solid pacing, good job. Was fun to watch
I still find it so odd that Jaiden and Schlatt hang out, love it but still odd
They don't mesh as well as her and alpha
Legit tho, i'm still surprised that Jaiden is here
i'm surprised that jaiden and pyro are in the same call together
is jaiden TRYING to become friends with every furry youtuber like they're pokemon?
so a well trained perfect pet + an entire army of sumo wrestlers? that's crazy good win win
6:52 That is literally just what living is. We are bound to the forward march of time, unable to stop. I would take it, doesnt say you are forced to use it. It would be a good emergancy use thing just to have available.
Can't go back in time tho
Oh wzit nvm
"you can communicate with animals, but not humans"
"Finally, I don't have to deal with social hardship! I can be free! Frog, tell me what you have to say!"
"N-"
"I WANNA GO BACK!"
First question for me "well at least my tiger won't be starving"
the never hungry one is like you don’t have to eat and you can’t not even your favorite food
The second button just turns you into mister house
I loved this moment where people kept coming to the call lol
You should continue doing schlatt highlights, nobody else does them and schlatt takes a long time to make a live video, keep it up!
no wonder pyro of all people wants to be in a house filled with sweaty sumo wrestlers
"just take some Normal Pills"
Oh, you mean Klonopin?
you got rid of the beginning!!!!!
7:30 You could travel back a day after finding the results to the lottery
That person in chat that said "Just take some normal pills" killed me
Pyro and Jaiden in the same video. My life is complete
Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no games? Or unlimited games, but no games?
A one way trip is only going forward or backwards. One way
0:01 i see this as an absolute win
“You get a burrito”
But
“It burns your tongue because the burrito is hot and you cannot taste the burrito while youre eating it.”
Or some shit like that.
When presented with time stop powers schlatt immediately becomes DIO
No matter how much cash I have, it will never replace Zeppelin.
Can't miss what you don't know
“What’s the point of living?”
The first time he said “Pyro” I went “what?” And then I realized.
I’m serious people just started appearing in the call
most criminal thing is the extra i in pyros name
you dont need to breath anymore you can live without it, BUT, your lungs disappear.
Being extremely wealthy is not worth Stairway to Heaven not existing
4:00 that question does contradict itself, in theory you'd still be able to communicate with humans because humans are animals and the benefit is that you communicate with animials, so that's an easy win.
Humans aren’t animals.
@@BLAM5980 they are, like we evolved from monkeys
@@BLAM5980 We are literally classified as primates, obviously some more primate then others, like yourself.
also, you didn't become retarded if you can speak to animals, you can relearn a language.
1:46 jokes on them, i know Latin **gets crabs**
Cmon guys where’s your commas around “schaltt”
Gain ability to communicate with animals but lose the ability to communicate with humans hits the same as you have unlimited games but you have no games
5:34 Well, I'm already not normal, so not much changes on that end. So I press button
"Jaiden would you like cancer?" 😂
i mean, for the time one, you can just take a one-way trip back like 1 second after you left because technically its a different time
i fuckin love the tom holland on the thumbnail
Wdym? It's just Jack Manifold
8:21
> stops time
> take the queen
See at 6:50 press the button and travel to a point In time with a two way time machine.
What if that was never invented?
"Are they also well trained?"
The first one could Heal World Hunger.
4:15 so im just Tarzan hey thats fine by my book
Bro, the go back in time one way trip thing is just a Time Turner from Harry Potter fucking hit the button!!
think the reborn one is alright like if they can’t actually stop them then if they were instantly reborn then they’d know all the passwords to their accounts and just a lot of stuff and would already know the stuff that you’ll learn in school etc.
5:35 Jokes on them, I'm already not normal.
2:24 just water bucket clutch irl
"you can travel through time but it's a one-way trip"
Fucking clicked.
Messed up asking out your crush? Time travel back and try again. Do everything over and over and over until it becomes the best you can ever imagine and the instant it goes wrong? Go back, and make it right. Backwards time travel is dangerous if physical, but mental is entirely different.
The tax on that trillion would probably destroy the economy
as a cancer survivor, the representation in this video is appreciated
this was a joke
Pyro saying theres no negative to the first one
This video has more views than Schlatt's original one on RUclips.
2:55 me who plays volley ball and needs the jump height and also as a deteriorative knee disease
press the button already.
Guy at 2:48 said deku, exactly what I thought of
2:02 the funny thing is,, my grandparents all combined, plus my parents combined, have all had almost every form of cancer, therefore likely making me prone to any of them, i see no change and i get one trillion dollars
3:10 Divine intervention thats how.
Okay the stop time thing, if you beat someone up while time is stopped, does that make the person a vegetable afterwards?
6:59 suicide run, 1939 you already know
I got a good one press the button you get 10 wishes but the moment you make the first wish in 500 years all humans die.
5:00 i wouldn't, give years is an entire friendship for me
side note, 5:40 is just being a band kid
7:52 she made me emotional man
If you get a well trained alligator and then got it to eat the sumo wrestlers you would have a years worth of snacks for him
For the time travel one - memorize the stock market, go back and heavily exploit that knowledge, become rich
8:40 How does time know to resume when time is stopped?
Time is relativistic so while it would technically be stopped for everythig else it literally would just be as per usual for you.
would you press the button
unlimited bacon
but
no more games
Or, games; unlimited games, but no bacon
8:10 you won't feel hungry and won't eat food but you'd still fecking starve to death, why would you pick this?
Have unlimited games and bacon
But
No games
The travel through time one is easy, know what the lottery numbers are, go five minutes back and bam you're rich
Shaltt is on twitchs hit list
“When time is stopped” question: infinite time to sleep in. Pure heaven. Never take anything, just sleep.
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