Simon: "There's not a single person on Planet Earth who would ever pay to hear you sing." Christopher: "I understand your opinion, Simon, and I'm gonna sing the song in a lower tone." 😒😑
I like that Simon said "There nothing wrong with walking out of here knowing you can't sing". Not everyone HAS to be a superstar in order to live a fulfilled life. Many of these people just have their mind set that they will fail at life if they don't become famous
Yup, that was the theme with the earlier Idol seasons. Everytime someone going to do Whitney or Celine, I knew already it was going to be bad. Nobody will ever live up to Whitney/Mariah/Celine. Those singers are like, one in a billion.
Its Embarrassing when it gets to the point of where they get escorted out by security, like man, can't you process this info👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻"YOU CANT SINGGG, STOP."
Tony Olden and the fact that she was toned deaf like literally toned deaf. She was horrible man I'm sorry I'm gonna sound like an assistant but she sounded really bad lol
I love it how the judges say no and they keep on singing. like that's gonna change their mind? One last desperate attempt to hold on to their dreams haha
Everyone can sing. With right practice and teacher. It takes some time to become really good. These shows make you belive your doomed just because they tell someone they cant sing. Its a myth
Why do people keep singing when the judges clearly tell them it's all over? It's like having a bad meal at a restaurant, but getting offered a coupon for another meal. YOU DON'T WANT ANY MORE!!!
Because i think alot of times some of these people have average but not too bad voices or sung in a choir where they can blend in singing so most of they lives people and family told them they have a "nice voice" or are good singers and to find out at the very last minute their not , kills them
Some people sing poorly because they choose a song that doesn’t go with their vocal range, but in her case, she already has a bad voice so nothing she sings would sound good
If the guy took some lessons he could actually probably not be bad. All he had was pitch problems and lack of technique. Fix that and he wouldn't be half bad.
The guy you are talking about has no sense of control in his voice. Even if he has an ok ear and gets all the pitches right, it will still be a straight no from all the judges. He was just straight up hollering and yelling the song to the listeners, and I do not think anyone out there would want to hear a whole CD of him just screaming his tunes.
This is very painful. It makes me very sad because you want them to do good and it hurts when you hear them do poorly. And even more so when they are told they did bad. :(
"I feel that we are both Hollywood material and that we both have the look." He CANNOT be serious ... absolutely HAS to be joking. I also hate it when they turn the tears on. Unfortunately it has worked for other substandard contestants. No talent, tone deaf, not the greatest look - neither of them can sing and neither of them is ever going to be a recording star. WHY do people think that being a famous recording star is the only way to achieve happiness in life? Ask people who have made it in the business what makes them truly happy and they all say the same thing - true love, a happy family, having that special person to share your life with. That's it - none of it has anything to do with fame or fortune.
LocKey13 YuuYA...HAHA! 😂...I was saying how no one could get out of the room on another video...I watch these all the time. I can see you do too! (high five mate!)
LOL!😂🤣 same with me. I sound terrible and I can't sing for shit. If I were to audition for idol I would not be doing it to be serious I would be doing it as a joke.
Dorcas Gbassa and she wasn't even really crying. Like Simon said there's nothing wrong with knowing that she can't sing.. it's actually a blessing to all of us 😂
Yeah, she was crying but she can't sing. Reality hurts and Simon goes for the jugular bc in his profession he has both seen and heard it all. He knows whose for real and who isn't. Of course he's been wrong a few times hence Jennifer Hudson. He regretted it and was man enough to admit it.
When will they learn not to do Whitney Houston songs? It's extremely rare than anyone can pull those songs off. Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey and Celine Dion songs should be avoided at all cost because even those with nice voices still sound flat when trying to sing those songs.
It's the mark of a total novice, bc someone with even a little experience will understand exactly how out of their league Whitney or Mariah are. I don't even like either artist but I still acknowledge skill and dedication and give credit where credit is due. Basically, sayin you gonna sing Whitney is either supreme confidence or supreme arrogance, almost always the latter
Nobody: Christopher: @2:41 Na let the Children’s Laughter🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 2:47 Simon: Thank you Christopher no children will be laughing after that😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Does that sound good to you Christopher
I miss this era of American Idol
same here :( i miss when the judges were just randy, paula & simon :(
Yeah, great trio!
@merrka 333 me four !!
Kara Camille Delonas the best i know right, lol
It was definitely better. I can't watch the newer ones at all.
My favourite part: "I understand your opinion Simon, and I'm gonna sing the song in a lower tone."
Tuula Maria 😀😀😀😀😀😀🎉🎉
😅
Nope did'nt work!!!
It really is the best part of the entire video=)
@@johnrotuno1077Rotuno haaaaa!!!...haaaaaa!!!....haaaa!!!...I just can't with these people ...you are MAD because you sound like a CAR ACCIDENT!!!
Simon: "There's not a single person on Planet Earth who would ever pay to hear you sing."
Christopher: "I understand your opinion, Simon, and I'm gonna sing the song in a lower tone."
😒😑
please sing so low we cannot hear you !!!
Natalie Ann I’m not quite sure of how n the heck ppl think that u can sing any kinda way and call that music
@@danamack7627 ikr LOL
@@danamack7627 one last desperate attempt to hold on to their dreams
"No children will be laughing after that."
😅
@@m.t.d.8852 no not even...but I'm laughing too!!!
Lmaoooo
Best line
Dead
Simon " why are you staring at me when you sing?" ahahha
He said when I look at your brown eyes and your lips while staring and grunting at Simon lamp I’m dying
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like that Simon said "There nothing wrong with walking out of here knowing you can't sing". Not everyone HAS to be a superstar in order to live a fulfilled life. Many of these people just have their mind set that they will fail at life if they don't become famous
They don't want to go out and work and break their ass for a living that's why they try to sing
Thomas gunns singers still have to work hard
That's kinda the goal of everyone on the planet.
WELL...for 2 too 3 minutes they are famous....BUT NOT THE WAY THEY WANTED!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rule 1 of this show:
The worst singers always gotta sing Whitney, Carey or Celine.
Probably since they have such good voices and therefore difficult songs to sing.
@@Cultivated_HighLnder96 oh, and also Brandy and Janet Jackson
Yup, that was the theme with the earlier Idol seasons.
Everytime someone going to do Whitney or Celine, I knew already it was going to be bad.
Nobody will ever live up to Whitney/Mariah/Celine. Those singers are like, one in a billion.
And they always think that they sing better than the singers 😂😂
Lmao
Randys laugh is hilarious.
Lol Yes 😅😂
I literally watch American Idol oldies just to hear randy laugh, his laugh makes it even funnier, it makes my day
Its Embarrassing when it gets to the point of where they get escorted out by security, like man, can't you process this info👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻"YOU CANT SINGGG, STOP."
Kairi. B yeah really. I don’t get it. Why do they waste their time?
Ppl have their hopes up way too high and they just cant handle the truth.
Tony Olden and the fact that she was toned deaf like literally toned deaf. She was horrible man I'm sorry I'm gonna sound like an assistant but she sounded really bad lol
It honestly was not great at all. It’s honestly kinda disappointing that people find out the truth the hard way
The girl was awful! The guy might have some potential if he worked on his pitch and controlling his voice
I think my ears began to bleed when I heard her sing. Her voice sounded like nails on a chalkboard and a fork scraping against a plate.
The guy was just yelling his song. He needs more work than he’s probably willing to put in based on his attitude.
"There's nothing wrong walking out of here knowing you can't sing"
-Simon
LMFAOOOO
😆😆
He had strong eye contact like “YOU GONNA LIKE THIS!” 😂
I died when he started singing shai
Me too😂
😂😂😂😂😂 i watch this everyday.
I was expecting him to sing Paula Abdul's 'Cold Hearted Snake'. Lol
Omg!!! How is heaven btw?
More like, how is hell is what some of these songs was like. Lol
3:52 “that was in tune”. Respect to Randy for giving credit where it was due 🤣
"There's nothing wrong with walking out of here knowing that you can't sing."
That was actually a surprisingly compassionate thing to say.
Exactly!
I guess it’s kinda great knowing the truth about yourself sometimes
"I understand your opinion Simon, and I'm gonna sing the song in a lower tone."
LOLWUT
Lmfao
I love it how the judges say no and they keep on singing. like that's gonna change their mind?
One last desperate attempt to hold on to their dreams haha
+SealAngel I think the best way to blow an audition is to annoy the judges.
"Why are u staring at me when u sing?"
Nina Blaze We watched the video. No reason to repeat what was said.
Tara Giest shut up tara.
That shit was hilarious
Lmao
"There is not one note that was in tune."
*sings ONE note right*
"... That was in tune."
mmmmmm da da da du.. da duh... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM DA DA DDA ADAD DDUHHH...
+Orion Atlantai Show them all the beauty they posses INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!
That boy good! *Smiles and claps maniacally*
"I'm not getting through to you am I?"
nO!!!!!
Hahahaahahabaaabhahajaaaaahaha
*starts singing a Brandy song out of tune*
Told she CANT sing *looks down* “I CAN sing” girl who are you trying to convince 🤣💀
She’s just trying desperately to hold on to her dreams
Everyone can sing. With right practice and teacher. It takes some time to become really good. These shows make you belive your doomed just because they tell someone they cant sing. Its a myth
@@j.l.larsson1472 kinda true
@@j.l.larsson1472 not necessarily true... Some people are just completely tone-deaf
@@ghariiscool because they never practive the right way.
"I will play the fool forever." Truer words were never spoken! 🤣
Lollll boy please SHUT-UUP!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆
Randy and Paula pointing out each time he was out of tune was perfect 😭😭
Why do people keep singing when the judges clearly tell them it's all over? It's like having a bad meal at a restaurant, but getting offered a coupon for another meal. YOU DON'T WANT ANY MORE!!!
E Mack one ☝️ last possible hope to be the idol I guess I don’t know 🤷♀️
Because i think alot of times some of these people have average but not too bad voices or sung in a choir where they can blend in singing so most of they lives people and family told them they have a "nice voice" or are good singers and to find out at the very last minute their not , kills them
That’s a perfect way of explaining it
Because they're exalting themselves.
I love it when a judge says "thank you" to a contestant but they keep on singing.
How she go from,Whitney to En Vogue then back to Whitney followed by Mariah and Brandy in 30 seconds???? I believe in muuuricals and Lahoooooooo😂😂😂😂😂
murrricals and Lahoooooooo!!!!!! LMAOOOOO FUKKING D E A D
She was completely unprepared
She's her own radio in her head
WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME WHEN YOU SING?
he was staring at all the judges.
"Does that sound good to you, Christopher?"
"Yes it does, sir."
"Well you and I are listening to two very different things."
Lmao
Simon: "There wasn't a single note in tune."
Christopher: "Hold that thought..." *performs atonal rendition of If I Ever Fall In Love*
at 3.04 I nearly passed out "ummmmmmmmmmm the very first ..."
nishnishbabes, you look very beautiful
"I think we both have the look"
Simon:"It looks like 3 different people dressed you today."
11 years later when I need a laugh, I still remember the title of this video😂😂
"No children will be laughing after that Christopher" LOL, I WAS! haahahahah
"there's not a song, not a word, not a note that will rescue you. Nothing" Lol Simon sounds like a villain.
Some people sing poorly because they choose a song that doesn’t go with their vocal range, but in her case, she already has a bad voice so nothing she sings would sound good
The heart of Paula, the soul of Randy and the mind of Simon made the judging trio the best and add Ryan as a gentle host made it a great show! :)
If the guy took some lessons he could actually probably not be bad. All he had was pitch problems and lack of technique. Fix that and he wouldn't be half bad.
I think he had more than that going on. Lol
nah..but he'd probably be good in a choir setting
He obviously tone deaf
The guy you are talking about has no sense of control in his voice. Even if he has an ok ear and gets all the pitches right, it will still be a straight no from all the judges. He was just straight up hollering and yelling the song to the listeners, and I do not think anyone out there would want to hear a whole CD of him just screaming his tunes.
honey that’s everyone
Darn, home girl seriously can't sing. Lol. Dude kept shouting. Simon:"No children will laughing after that"😂
mmmmmmm duh duh dum duh duh dum ..duhhhhhhhhhhhh!lmfao
+Marleygirl Dread Lmaoo....
Marleygirl Dread when he started grunting at Simon I died!!!!
"Theres nothing wrong walking out of here knowing you cant sing" Simon made this show!! XD
The guy has a good voice but a really bad technic
nah 😹
Technique
I can already imagine squidward saying technique lol
@@dyr234 TECHNIQUE. TECHNIQUEEEEE
To Christopher: Outta tune. Outta tune. Outta tune. That was in tune. You go Randy. 🤣
This is very painful. It makes me very sad because you want them to do good and it hurts when you hear them do poorly. And even more so when they are told they did bad. :(
Christoper baker is my go to for a good laugh. When he says “I understand your opinion Simon and I’m gonna sing in a lower key”. I’m fucking dieing
"We're both Hollywood material and I feel that we have the look."
DEAD.
Good singers: “I sOuNd LiKe ShIt”
Bad singers: “iM a FuCkInG pRo.”
"I feel that we are both Hollywood material and that we both have the look." He CANNOT be serious ... absolutely HAS to be joking. I also hate it when they turn the tears on. Unfortunately it has worked for other substandard contestants. No talent, tone deaf, not the greatest look - neither of them can sing and neither of them is ever going to be a recording star. WHY do people think that being a famous recording star is the only way to achieve happiness in life? Ask people who have made it in the business what makes them truly happy and they all say the same thing - true love, a happy family, having that special person to share your life with. That's it - none of it has anything to do with fame or fortune.
LOL that Christopher dude sounded HILARIOUS!!!
"Christopher, why are you staring at me while you sing??" LMAO!
Any time someone says they’re gonna song a Whitney Houston song you know it’s gonna be a disaster 😂😂😂
"No children will be laughing after that."
Owned.
It's little wonder that they're best friends.
+Captain Coco Delusional birds of a feather.
You could just scream in the middle of public and you'll turn heads
Koda Niko Carrie...I think that's what the person was saying they do! HA! 😂
When he sang "a b c d e f G--" at the end, it wasn't on G it was on C#
Christian Johnson...ummmmm, OK!? 🤔😋
Christian Johnson Nice music theory. Glad you pointed that out.
3:54 Randy said that was in tuned hahahaha!!!
LeBanon JaMeS 💪 the one note out of 100s
"Well, you and I are listening to two very different things, because there wasn't a single note in tune"
"mmmmmmmMMMMMMMM..."
lol
I love Randy's laugh!!
3:08 , The back of Chris, like the way hes standing looks sooo funny! Lol!! why is he slenched over like that? lol
3:05 Mmmmmm, n-da-da-ooo, da-oomp. _DNNNNNNNN, n-da-da-ooo!!!!!!_ has me in tears crying laughing
'Chrisopher,why are you staring at me while I sing?' lol I miss Simon!
Out of tune.
Switch keys.
That was in tune.
🤣
Tameekah Raberah
Yooooooou are sooo beautiful..... 🎵🎶🎵
Simon is so hilarious. I swear.
SOMEONE FINALLY OPENED THE LEFT SIDE OF THE DOOR!
LocKey13 YuuYA...HAHA! 😂...I was saying how no one could get out of the room on another video...I watch these all the time. I can see you do too! (high five mate!)
I'd only "sing" on Idol as a joke because I've HEARD myself sing, destroyed the tape and gave myself a nightmare.
LOL!😂🤣 same with me. I sound terrible and I can't sing for shit. If I were to audition for idol I would not be doing it to be serious I would be doing it as a joke.
I can tho I’d probably make it thru to holly wood
Escorted out... jesus christ. HUMILIATION!
"That was in tune"
Everytime the judges say no the people still continue to sing...lol
" That's a different song...."
this was uploaded on the exact day i was born LMAO
"I believe in... miracleeeees... and louuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"well unfortunateley not one word of that chorus is going to happen."
DEAD lmao!!!!!
I love how Randy just starts chuckling straight away XD
Awww. Was really funny until she started crying. I really did feel awful and horrible for laughing. I had to stop d video.
but she cannot sing. i do not know why you felt sorry for her.
Dorcas Gbassa and she wasn't even really crying. Like Simon said there's nothing wrong with knowing that she can't sing.. it's actually a blessing to all of us 😂
Yeah, she was crying but she can't sing. Reality hurts and Simon goes for the jugular bc in his profession he has both seen and heard it all. He knows whose for real and who isn't. Of course he's been wrong a few times hence Jennifer Hudson. He regretted it and was man enough to admit it.
Honestly, she needs to grow up
Are you really that sensitive?
"Christapha, why are you stahring aht me when you sing?'
christopher why are you looking at me while you are saying that song LOL
Simon : CHRISTOPHER !!!! ( Christopher continues to sing ) 😅
Imagine being Christopher's neighbour.
"Why R Yu Staring At Me While Yu Sing"Lol Gotta Love Simon
She sang some tunes tho I’ll give her that 😂🤷🏽♀️
I love Randy's laugh. I laugh when he laughs😄
I feel so sorry for the girl, she seems so sweet and she was very sad
Mental case . Dogs eat no dog
There's nothing wrong with walking out knowing YOU CANT SING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Simon is not rude or mean. He is just honest and doesn't waste his time on nonsense.
These caused me physical pain.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
" there is nothing wrong walking out of here knowing that you can not sing" i literally died
For Realz!
"I understand your opinion, Simon, and I'm going to sing the song in a lower tone."
The funniest is Paula’s face. She always hides her face to laugh lol
When will they learn not to do Whitney Houston songs? It's extremely rare than anyone can pull those songs off. Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey and Celine Dion songs should be avoided at all cost because even those with nice voices still sound flat when trying to sing those songs.
It's the mark of a total novice, bc someone with even a little experience will understand exactly how out of their league Whitney or Mariah are. I don't even like either artist but I still acknowledge skill and dedication and give credit where credit is due.
Basically, sayin you gonna sing Whitney is either supreme confidence or supreme arrogance, almost always the latter
"why are you staring at me when you sing"lmao
that girl seemed so sweet! :( And the guy kinda annoyed me but I think if he wasn't forte constantly he'd be a lot better
Nobody:
Christopher: @2:41 Na let the Children’s Laughter🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:47
Simon: Thank you Christopher no children will be laughing after that😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Does that sound good to you Christopher
Did he try to sing the song in a lower tone? Hilarious!!!!
that was constructive criticism. Somebody's got to tell her that the way she dresses was really terrible.
Monique came to the audition completely unprepared
What the hell is he wearing? A tank tucked into pleated dress pants and a do-rag. And he mentioned they have "the look" hahahaheheha
Love the singers who get rejected and just decide that the way to move on to Hollywood is to start singing a second, third, forth song.
Second one had potential just needed lessons and a chance
"If I cry, when they say I can't sing, I just might make them feel badly enough, that they will let me pass!" >.>
She went from Whitney to Mariah to Brandy!!!! Girl 3 of the greatest voices ever. Don’t do it🤦🏾♂️😅
Ahhhhhh LMBO!!! I was screaming when he changed keys trying to sing shai! I don't know about that simon, i might pay a dollar just for a laugh!
"thats a different song" that killed me lmfao