American Idol Weird Contestants & Auditions

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @christophercollins3632
    @christophercollins3632 2 года назад +5598

    “I AM a superstar! Just ask…one of my therapists!” Unintentionally one of the funniest things ever on TV.

    • @SuraDoes
      @SuraDoes 2 года назад +222

      The way he said “one of” 😂😂😂

    • @matttheman9740
      @matttheman9740 2 года назад +76

      I really hope that guy was joking ..

    • @jesusisgod2953
      @jesusisgod2953 2 года назад +5

      Are you saved? Where will you go when you die? Heaven or hell?
      The Gospel, which means the Good News is the news that God Almighty, the Creator came in the flesh as Jesus Christ to take away the sin of the world. The one God is a trinity of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. The Son came and laid down his own life to save ours. His sacrifice on the cross paid the price for our redemption with his own blood. On the third day he rose from dead and offers the gift of salvation and forgiveness to those that repent and trust in him. Although God's creation was created perfect, having no death, sickness and disease, the creation became corrupted through Adam and Eve in them disobeying God. In this rebellion the creation became fallen through the curse of sin and mankind became separated from God. This world is fallen, but God offers reconciliation to him through his provision at the cross. Ultimately God will restore his creation to perfection when he returns but those that reject his offer of redemption will remain condemned by their sins and go to hell.
      John 1:1,14 KJV
      In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and THE WORD WAS GOD. [14] And THE WORD WAS MADE FLESH, and dwelt among us,
      1 John 3:8 KJV
      He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
      Isaiah 9:6 KJV
      For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty GOD, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.
      John 1:10
      He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and THE WORLD KNEW HIM NOT.

    • @allanbard6048
      @allanbard6048 2 года назад +71

      "...World War 80" slays me.

    • @jakethepillowsnake5302
      @jakethepillowsnake5302 Год назад +42

      I want to be friends with him.

  • @chelseaallysa4203
    @chelseaallysa4203 2 года назад +4219

    “I’m not gonna have a British person tell me what an American idol is”🤣🤣😭 Ian is iconic

    • @jonathanman8299
      @jonathanman8299 2 года назад

      Not iconic he is soo gay and no shame 😂

    • @maistan07
      @maistan07 2 года назад +117

      Lol 😂 "I'm not gonna have the creator of American Idol tell me what an American Idol is"

    • @orysmorey
      @orysmorey Год назад +28

      @@maistan07he created agt bgt etc too:D but ye that’s why there’s “one” british judge but ur comment funny

    • @kfields4980
      @kfields4980 Год назад +7

      Was he a minuteman in his past life?

    • @crystalbluebutterfly
      @crystalbluebutterfly Год назад +4

      Not even close!

  • @Anna.T.
    @Anna.T. 2 года назад +4818

    Mary is like straight out of the 70s. The way she talks, looks, dresses…

    • @stajkaheinecke1878
      @stajkaheinecke1878 2 года назад +340

      I literally thought this is a audition from the 70s.😲

    • @SacredFire777
      @SacredFire777 2 года назад +165

      That red shirt.

    • @cliffbrown1798
      @cliffbrown1798 2 года назад +156

      I think the Mary Roach sketch is scripted.

    • @stajkaheinecke1878
      @stajkaheinecke1878 2 года назад +67

      @@cliffbrown1798 looked too realistic to be scripted...

    • @cliffbrown1798
      @cliffbrown1798 2 года назад +157

      @@stajkaheinecke1878 Absolutely nothing is in these “reality” shows is completely non-scripted. The producers plan scenarios, and have conversations with everyone involved. Anyone who thinks these are real is a fool.

  • @itschristel
    @itschristel Год назад +332

    'If she were a blackboard I would chalk her"
    I'm in tears!! 😂🤣🤣

    • @jjean7730
      @jjean7730 Год назад +14

      I was literally choking 😂😂😂😂

    • @BboyEklypse
      @BboyEklypse 2 месяца назад

      If i were columbo id peter faulkher... if she was a hot tub i would caulk her! Lmfao

    • @nabeeleon
      @nabeeleon 20 дней назад

      It was a prank. The guy is a comedian.

  • @ubergamer2010
    @ubergamer2010 2 года назад +3154

    Mary's "Not too shabby!" gets me every time ☠️

    • @simrdownmon6431
      @simrdownmon6431 2 года назад +69

      Good news, Mary...You get to keep your name.

    • @SH.tentacionlover
      @SH.tentacionlover 2 года назад +5

      Lol same

    • @Vivungisport
      @Vivungisport 2 года назад +20

      Actually, it was shabby.

    • @Alhaitham.947
      @Alhaitham.947 Год назад +1

      Right on! 😂

    • @karenoconnor4180
      @karenoconnor4180 Год назад +19

      It’s so weird , I saw a comment that said she’s some sort of stand up comedian and the whole thing was supposed to be one big joke/ spoof .. but what’s the point if you’re the only one laughing at your inside joke ?? The whole world thinks your nuts ! 😳 ( I mean the internet is pretty much forever, right ? )

  • @lochdnessie5703
    @lochdnessie5703 8 лет назад +3817

    on Mary Roach's audition when she says "All my friends say I have an amazing voice" The you hear Randy's "Whaaaaaaaaat" almost killed me lol

  • @kayla123ism
    @kayla123ism Год назад +1741

    Mary could definitely do voice acting or maybe the people who narrate audio books? Her speaking voice is actually very nice and relaxing

    • @GaryYork-tk2ow
      @GaryYork-tk2ow Год назад +94

      True. Very soothing.

    • @mickeym98
      @mickeym98 Год назад +57

      @@GaryYork-tk2ow especially when she talks about her voices 🥲

    • @xtonibx5770
      @xtonibx5770 Год назад +51

      I always think about her speaking voice when i see her audition. It sounds so calm and elegant.

    • @rengina484
      @rengina484 Год назад +15

      Her voice is similar to Ada Wong's voice in the original Resident Evil 4

    • @carolinaanaocroa2793
      @carolinaanaocroa2793 11 месяцев назад +1

      Asmr

  • @albertville310
    @albertville310 Год назад +344

    "I don't even know what to say."
    "Thank you."
    Still gets me! Lol.

    • @GTonton79
      @GTonton79 6 месяцев назад +6

      HAHAHHAHAHHAAHA

  • @HugoCornellier
    @HugoCornellier 6 лет назад +5809

    "I'm calling National Geographic to let them know that the dodo bird is not extinct. It's in there and it's name is Simon Cowell" LMAO

  • @ceci7962
    @ceci7962 3 года назад +4024

    Ian Benardo’s whole scene lives in my mind rent free 😂😂😂

    • @marissasue319
      @marissasue319 2 года назад +18

      💯💯💯💯💯
      😂😂😂😂😂
      ❣❣❣❣❣

    • @jerrijerri5527
      @jerrijerri5527 2 года назад +4

      This species should have been genocided many decades ago.
      Now it is flourishing again

    • @mopreme3605
      @mopreme3605 2 года назад +6

      @@jerrijerri5527 wow. ❄️COLD BLOODED❄️

    • @niqi9116
      @niqi9116 2 года назад +2

      Me as well 😂😂😂😂

    • @TheMajorGaara
      @TheMajorGaara 2 года назад +8

      Rent. Free. 🤣🤣

  • @neimsterdam1638
    @neimsterdam1638 8 лет назад +3816

    "Why isn't anybody CWALLIN!"

    • @neimsterdam1638
      @neimsterdam1638 7 лет назад +27

      Jackie Joseph sorry I wasn't trying to offend or make fun of anyone because of their accent

    • @111SweetP
      @111SweetP 7 лет назад +44

      Jackie Joseph I personally love the New York accent! It was one of my favorite things about The King of Queens because Carrie Heffernan had that accent.

    • @leahfox
      @leahfox 7 лет назад +5

      Jackie Joseph What part of new York is it like in the city? I used to live in Buffalo NY and I've never picked that accent up.

    • @sarahidell1538
      @sarahidell1538 7 лет назад +16

      Neimsterdam I AM SSSSSCCCCREAMING. I literally sent the EXACT same text to my sister after I sent her the link to his audition. Literally said "why isn't anybody CWALLIN!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SealAngel
      @SealAngel 7 лет назад +2

      Neimsterdam haha

  • @princesidon413
    @princesidon413 Год назад +379

    “Why isn’t anybody qwalling” Ian is one of the greatest people ever.

  • @Holden2003hr
    @Holden2003hr 8 лет назад +3672

    I am a superstar.
    You can ask my family.

    • @blackputa5319
      @blackputa5319 8 лет назад +182

      you can ask one of my therapist

    • @sabalghoo
      @sabalghoo 8 лет назад +65

      "Friend", Not Friends! lol

    • @josheaton7864
      @josheaton7864 7 лет назад +60

      Jedi Knight Holden Ryan ask my only
      friend chinchilla who is dead cause he saw my performance

    • @Holden2003hr
      @Holden2003hr 7 лет назад +22

      Josh Eaton Lol, your comment made me think, which is worse,death or listening to this idiot try to be funny in his nasally voice...too close to call...

    • @ayeletuma
      @ayeletuma 7 лет назад +12

      Holden Ryan " yeah actually don't because they think I'm delusional "

  • @antisocialboy3756
    @antisocialboy3756 6 лет назад +2626

    Mary Roach: "I'm not gonna walk outta here cryin' like some people do"
    Also Mary Roach: *walks out crying*

    • @esterbruno8604
      @esterbruno8604 4 года назад +23

      LONG LIVE THE COHERENCE

    • @cycycy7043
      @cycycy7043 2 года назад +41

      Main character vibes💀

    • @JoshCallen
      @JoshCallen 2 года назад +6

      I actually got into this algorithm looking into the medical journal on Mary Roaches book on “stiff” didn’t know it would fuck up my algorithm this bad tbh

    • @tappy2375
      @tappy2375 2 года назад +12

      That last name though😭😭

    • @ronansullivan432
      @ronansullivan432 2 года назад +3

      she blew it!!

  • @djaruu
    @djaruu 7 лет назад +1345

    YOU CAN ASK ONE OF MY THERAPISTS
    DEAAAAAAAAAAD

    • @abbigail3923
      @abbigail3923 6 лет назад +13

      Whatever ._. A That Was Classic..

    • @theoriginalsariah6162
      @theoriginalsariah6162 6 лет назад +3

      Ikr

    • @TheSebOfAwesome
      @TheSebOfAwesome 6 лет назад +16

      You can ask my friend. Friend. Singular.

    • @jaybee4
      @jaybee4 5 лет назад +7

      He also said that they could ask his FRIEND not friends

    • @ramsy4205
      @ramsy4205 5 лет назад

      @Kam Mike did you just come up with that? Amazing. jk

  • @ItztocaAva333
    @ItztocaAva333 Год назад +233

    IAN BERNARDO IS THE FUNNIEST VIBE EVER 🤣🤣
    the funniest thing is he's like gen z but in the 2000s 🤣🤣

    • @Ferdew
      @Ferdew 8 месяцев назад +5

      Yeah, he’s like gen z where everyone is gay. That’s funny alright.

    • @RE-nv4we
      @RE-nv4we 8 месяцев назад +13

      GenZ has never been half as funny as him, he's a class act in comparison

    • @Rash23215
      @Rash23215 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Ferdew lol..... glad that everyone's gay now..... straight boomers are cringe....

  • @anifansama9067
    @anifansama9067 6 лет назад +3054

    “as a tax paying american i want to see a working visa” OMG 😂🤣😭

    • @katunongun1530
      @katunongun1530 4 года назад +58

      I'm dead🤣🤣🤣

    • @FvckMarcus101
      @FvckMarcus101 2 года назад +126

      He turned into a Karen real quick

    • @notthefather3919
      @notthefather3919 2 года назад +43

      And he has never worked a day in his life because he's a spoiled rich kid.

    • @tanyakas4111
      @tanyakas4111 2 года назад +17

      @@notthefather3919 he dnt look rich either

    • @openbook9000
      @openbook9000 2 года назад

      @@FvckMarcus101 he tried suing American Idol cause he believed they discriminated against him because of his sexuality. Not because he couldn't sing or because he was acting like a walking jackass.
      It got thrown out of court.

  • @kaym1682
    @kaym1682 6 лет назад +2488

    "The dodo bird is not extinct is in there it name is Simon cowell HEY."
    Ian needs a third therapist 😂😂

    • @ginniekinz5401
      @ginniekinz5401 6 лет назад +74

      Kay M nahhh he needs his own comedy show.

    • @bkkersey93
      @bkkersey93 5 лет назад +11

      @Good Krypollo He's probably taken many other things up the ass as is.

    • @elleofhearts8471
      @elleofhearts8471 5 лет назад +5

      @@bkkersey93 but clearly not enough/the right things to make him talented/not cringey

    • @captainled4025
      @captainled4025 4 года назад +3

      You can probably tell Ian is gay

    • @langeldvyne1126
      @langeldvyne1126 4 года назад +9

      That was classic
      I wonder how he came up with that one

  • @mateo8120
    @mateo8120 2 года назад +723

    "I'm buying my own ticket to Hollywood first class" "Hollywood is just New Jersey with celebrities it's not even that good" LMAO

    • @dewaynepryor2909
      @dewaynepryor2909 2 года назад +4

      FYI ..... Hollywood is not like New Jersey.... New Jersey has a capital, Hollywood doesn't.

    • @stariveart
      @stariveart Год назад +47

      @@dewaynepryor2909 You must be fun at parties

    • @gottaluvdd
      @gottaluvdd Год назад +16

      @@stariveartthey sit in the corner starin at everyone lol

  • @TheBeautifulOne_Char
    @TheBeautifulOne_Char Год назад +92

    “ GWLORIA …. CWALLIN….” Ian 😂😂😂😂

  • @candylox32xd76
    @candylox32xd76 8 лет назад +1354

    Ian bernard: who r u!?
    Simon: I'm Simon cowell

  • @joelfeliciano1548
    @joelfeliciano1548 2 года назад +1138

    Ian Benardo……he’s a whole mood I’m not even mad at him 😂😂😂😂

    • @MichaelGrubbEvolvedMinistry
      @MichaelGrubbEvolvedMinistry Год назад +1

      "He's a whole mood." I wonder where I have heard that before??? "I'm not even mad at him." Another amazingly original statement. I wonder if you scour the internet for popular meme posts just to re-post on comments?

    • @cherrypie_TK
      @cherrypie_TK Год назад +74

      @@MichaelGrubbEvolvedMinistry are you okay?

    • @justintyler5041
      @justintyler5041 Год назад +34

      @@MichaelGrubbEvolvedMinistry The audacity to insult a random stranger on the internet when you've deluded yourself into believing that you're an earth bender

    • @kirisolos
      @kirisolos Год назад +22

      @@MichaelGrubbEvolvedMinistry man what

    • @ashleyramos767
      @ashleyramos767 Год назад +1

      You’re cute

  • @erinc8995
    @erinc8995 8 лет назад +1879

    I DIED WHEN SHE PUSHED THE WRONG DOOR BAHAHAHA

  • @nataliekimball6073
    @nataliekimball6073 11 месяцев назад +32

    Sarah creeped me out when she kept sticking her tongue out while talking like a monitor lizard. LOL 😂

  • @Aulanisol
    @Aulanisol 6 лет назад +1284

    "I can be the only American Idol who has never sang before!" XDDDDDD

    • @Cartman11111
      @Cartman11111 4 года назад +18

      🤣 that line had me dying

    • @hnnh1997
      @hnnh1997 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @JayBurris100
      @JayBurris100 3 года назад +4

      She was so funny

    • @golfyptsr7121
      @golfyptsr7121 3 года назад +4

      9:03

    • @JoeyJojoJrJr
      @JoeyJojoJrJr 3 года назад +12

      That one was real hard to watch. Even compared to the others.

  • @spencer1142
    @spencer1142 8 лет назад +1385

    Sarah Goldberg thought it was a movie. She was so dramatic."I wanted be the next American idol" it was like a sad and happy face then she pushed the wrong door to ruin it

    • @grandmamoreno2592
      @grandmamoreno2592 6 лет назад +8

      Spencer Rockwell Pierce I know right that is exactly what I thought

    • @haileyl.2465
      @haileyl.2465 6 лет назад +5

      Spencer Rockwell Pierce that what I was about to comment until I checked if someone else wrote this!😂😂

    • @heycanwegetsubscriberswithnovi
      @heycanwegetsubscriberswithnovi 6 лет назад +1

      Spencer Rockwell Pierce lol i had the same idea! it would be such a touching moment but she had to go and ruin it

    • @uzziah02072011
      @uzziah02072011 3 года назад

      @@haileyl.2465 K

    • @eldiansyahdenirlubis1035
      @eldiansyahdenirlubis1035 2 года назад

      Lol

  • @wanderingseth
    @wanderingseth Год назад +1350

    I want more Ian Benardo. He might be talentless and suffering from terrible mental health but you could give him his own show and I'd be glued to the screen.

    • @VixK_11
      @VixK_11 Год назад +53

      Agreeeed! In love with his chinchilla tho😂

    • @Haley._213
      @Haley._213 Год назад +39

      right ? he is so entertaining. i hope he's going good 😌

    • @GonzoShitcock
      @GonzoShitcock Год назад

      I think he'd get fired from his own show...😅😅😅😅😅

    • @wanderingseth
      @wanderingseth Год назад +30

      @@GonzoShitcock oh absolutely. I think that's a given haha
      I read something somewhere about how he's still around but his mental health is exactly what you'd expect it to be and he's a bit of a sad case

    • @MissManaged84
      @MissManaged84 Год назад +21

      He is an actor. It was an act lol.

  • @tonisalmons9647
    @tonisalmons9647 9 месяцев назад +12

    Randy saying "HUH"!! When Sarah says they can teach her to sing. He was totally flabbergasted!

  • @courtneyiscrying6725
    @courtneyiscrying6725 7 лет назад +2188

    Ian Benardo is the male version of Miranda Sings

  • @cararegan
    @cararegan 7 лет назад +1713

    I think Mary roachs friends are the voices in her head 😂

  • @ayeem7623
    @ayeem7623 8 лет назад +357

    World War 80??? Wow....I knew I overslept but DAMN!!! LOL

  • @real_lampcap
    @real_lampcap 3 месяца назад +25

    Ian is the greatest. Every time he comes up on one of these comps i laugh. Hes so funny. That dodo bird line gets me every time 😂

  • @khadijahsjkoee3225
    @khadijahsjkoee3225 6 лет назад +1007

    Ian can become a comedian. He is really funny, his looks, life and insults

    • @edgarfleming9308
      @edgarfleming9308 2 года назад

      8:02 is one of the most goofy women ever and the more I watch the video she acts like she actually has mental problems

    • @philfallacci4833
      @philfallacci4833 2 года назад +14

      He came across as an actor in comedy he would shine.

    • @Astonelle
      @Astonelle 2 года назад +1

      💀

    • @josepha3805
      @josepha3805 2 года назад +1

      Except he didn't

  • @lukasaa6117
    @lukasaa6117 Год назад +703

    Maybe Ian isnt good at singing, but hes one of the funniest auditions ive ever seen. 😭

    • @HumungusO_o
      @HumungusO_o Год назад +62

      " Im calling National Geographic because the Dodo Bird isnt extinct. Its in there." LMFAO

    • @KHALIF-7
      @KHALIF-7 Год назад +19

      World War 80 😂

    • @zanecreed
      @zanecreed 8 месяцев назад +5

      SATAN?

  • @darkred1438
    @darkred1438 2 года назад +1433

    ian will always be the funniest contestant to me. "this is chinchilla. im wearing it to show how famous i can be" top notch humor

  • @maimounaouedraogo7975
    @maimounaouedraogo7975 10 месяцев назад +10

    Randy pretending to enjoy and Simon trying hard not to laugh at Mary's performance got me😂

  • @ThePineappler_
    @ThePineappler_ 2 года назад +1657

    The second girl is absolutely insane. i've never seen anyone who lacks so much self awareness

    • @NynkeDijkstra
      @NynkeDijkstra 2 года назад +32

      Not in a good way 😳

    • @jay-jay914
      @jay-jay914 2 года назад +6

      Hard

    • @fckinvandoos
      @fckinvandoos 2 года назад +86

      and she is so unstable

    • @dasmuss6174
      @dasmuss6174 2 года назад

      I’d give her one 🤔🇦🇺🍻🍻

    • @ajarfullofjoy
      @ajarfullofjoy 2 года назад +142

      I'm a little worried about some of these people being actually unstable and this throwing them over the edge. It's like a train wreck you can't look away from. Incredibly dramatic. Like they're the main character in the rom com in their heads.

  • @blueskye9821
    @blueskye9821 2 года назад +315

    Mary is comedy gem! 🤣 A walking parody in 70s clothes!

  • @dejamckenzie277
    @dejamckenzie277 8 лет назад +852

    Ian had me weak the whole time!

    • @mstea4893
      @mstea4893 7 лет назад +35

      Deja McKenzie Paging Glawria Glawria! why isn't anybody Cwallin lmaoo

    • @kj2139
      @kj2139 7 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @zaynabnasir3201
      @zaynabnasir3201 6 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @alemontwisted9508
      @alemontwisted9508 6 лет назад +4

      That isn't my phone. That's yours.

    • @joshuajohnson3505
      @joshuajohnson3505 2 года назад +7

      Ian is a social experiment

  • @N9NCY
    @N9NCY 5 месяцев назад +20

    Randy: " How many therapists do you have?"
    Ian: " I have 2"
    Simon: " ugh🙄

  • @ironickylee3831
    @ironickylee3831 6 лет назад +1208

    Um. The last guy should’ve been arrested right there.

    • @pog.fr0g637
      @pog.fr0g637 6 лет назад +166

      That's what I thought... He was hella creepy...

    • @saltymilk4849
      @saltymilk4849 5 лет назад +16

      Lmaoooooo

    • @ramsy4205
      @ramsy4205 5 лет назад +57

      Agreed, very abusive

    • @jermainscott9518
      @jermainscott9518 5 лет назад +54

      He creeps me out....lol

    • @weirdgetsaround
      @weirdgetsaround 5 лет назад +42

      Yes he was very dodgy. I hope pauia wasn't too creeped up about it

  • @デッドエゼキエル
    @デッドエゼキエル 6 лет назад +2171

    “Paula Abdul didn’t talk on my behalf she’s sitting there like she’s in world war 80” I lost it 😂

    • @David-qq9bk
      @David-qq9bk 4 года назад +144

      didn't twahk*

    • @dieketsengmofokeng1689
      @dieketsengmofokeng1689 2 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dmf1301
      @dmf1301 2 года назад +27

      Yeah, because we don't remember World Wars 3-79!
      Maybe they occurred in his head? :p

    • @dmf1301
      @dmf1301 2 года назад +1

      I write this comment in March 2022... about 2 weeks after Vladimir Putin has declared war on the Ukraine, with the intention of getting into Poland to disband NATO!
      If he actually gets that far, it is quite possible that we will see World War III in the coming months.

    • @alisongrace6175
      @alisongrace6175 2 года назад +8

      @@dmf1301 I very much hope that you’re wrong.

  • @t.x9891
    @t.x9891 4 года назад +552

    "I'm breathing, I'm real, I'm Ian"
    LMFAOOOO

  • @rickyplott9931
    @rickyplott9931 Год назад +62

    After hearing all those horrible singers do you blame them for drinking until 3 am?😂

  • @gaspar-animal-ribeiro5414
    @gaspar-animal-ribeiro5414 2 года назад +581

    "...you can ask one of my therapists."
    I cracked up

    • @ИванИванов-я9ы8н
      @ИванИванов-я9ы8н 2 года назад +21

      One therapist is for Ian and the other is for Ian's therapist

    • @2psycho888
      @2psycho888 Год назад +1

      Me too 😂😂😂😂

    • @grandmastermario3695
      @grandmastermario3695 Год назад +1

      Nothing wrong with having a therapist and if you think there is then your wrong and you need to educate yourself.

    • @2psycho888
      @2psycho888 Год назад +7

      @@grandmastermario3695 I got a therapist. This was hilarious 😂 lighten up. U gotta see the humor in this cuz of the situation, some people get it some don't.

    • @Dulc3B00kbyBrant0n
      @Dulc3B00kbyBrant0n Год назад

      @@grandmastermario3695 I was a psych major its all bullshit most therapists are nutcases and psychiatrists are mentalyl ill 100% because they actually believe at best that they can cure people using industrial chemicals. Take ur problems to Jesus Christ what will another human being even do about them they cant even help themselves

  • @AdiCool88
    @AdiCool88 2 года назад +390

    Paul: I’m not much of talker. So I guess that I’ll stalk her!
    Randy: HUH?!!
    That part killed me. 🤣

  • @Zonder567
    @Zonder567 2 года назад +1236

    Ian Bernardo was ahead of their time. Imagine if this happened in 2019??? He would be an ICON!!!

    • @ChristopherTradeshow
      @ChristopherTradeshow 2 года назад +86

      RIGHT? he's way too funny

    • @Lucky-ei6yh
      @Lucky-ei6yh 2 года назад +16

      Nah he's unfunny.

    • @alecgurney9305
      @alecgurney9305 2 года назад +37

      @@Lucky-ei6yh so are you

    • @Lucky-ei6yh
      @Lucky-ei6yh 2 года назад +8

      @@alecgurney9305 I wasn't trying to be funny

    • @jonathanman8299
      @jonathanman8299 2 года назад

      He is soo gay ew, ahead of his time where?? Average deluded ppl acts like him 😂

  • @cz1754
    @cz1754 Год назад +32

    Idk what was up with Sara there. When she was like “we’re still people, we still have important things in our lives.” Bro the judges never said you were unimportant or good for nothing. They just questioned why you’d try out for a singing competition when you know you can’t sing. They were actually really gentle with her

  • @SuraDoes
    @SuraDoes 2 года назад +391

    Simon being the only one to protect Paula when the stalker guy is getting close makes me think he is actually an OK guy.

    • @Madsxthompson
      @Madsxthompson Год назад +74

      He is people need to realise he’s not rude he’s just honest he will always stick up for the girls when creeps attack the judges on the shows

    • @ThePumpingiron27
      @ThePumpingiron27 8 месяцев назад +7

      You can also see it on his face that he went into protective mode as the guy sung.

    • @cashnelson2306
      @cashnelson2306 8 месяцев назад +4

      you have pretty low standards don’t ya

    • @alexdrum94
      @alexdrum94 7 месяцев назад +6

      Literally the most obvious staged performance ever. You do know the show literally paid people to throw fits and do stuff like this… right?

    • @AlanBoddy-fl2qp
      @AlanBoddy-fl2qp 4 месяца назад

      British Politeness!🇬🇧🙏🥰

  • @lively1238
    @lively1238 Год назад +130

    "Are you real?"
    "I'm breathing, I'm real, I'm Ian✨". 😂😂🤣

  • @ellentowers5307
    @ellentowers5307 7 лет назад +545

    I lost it when she tried to make a dramatic exit when she couldn't open the door😂😂😂

    • @jahaesjourney362
      @jahaesjourney362 2 года назад +5

      😭😭😭😭

    • @shrebbz89
      @shrebbz89 2 года назад +14

      😭😭 She can try to be an actor

    • @Ok-pb6ov
      @Ok-pb6ov 2 года назад +8

      THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING WHEN I SAW HER SCENE

    • @definitelyhuman661
      @definitelyhuman661 2 года назад +2

      Randy and Paula had to look away. It was hilarious.

  • @msactor13
    @msactor13 Год назад +28

    Sara definitely was on something 😂 also Ian has such sass I love it

  • @makaiaaiakam9038
    @makaiaaiakam9038 8 лет назад +894

    " i have made friends w/ these ppl (names ppl) and Bill the security guy bcuz I HAVE BEEN HERE FOREVER" me in school 😭😭

  • @orlandoatonjr.1942
    @orlandoatonjr.1942 3 года назад +2232

    Mary Roach indeed has a beautiful and amazing voice. Maybe not for singing but she could be a successful classic novels reader. ❤️

    • @tspeakstlives
      @tspeakstlives 2 года назад +275

      I think if she had some actual training, she could sing well

    • @lamoskgr
      @lamoskgr 2 года назад +55

      She would definitely debut on a kpop group just based on her voice. She could even be a main vocalist

    • @chimchimsjamkookies4242
      @chimchimsjamkookies4242 2 года назад +79

      @@lamoskgr she doesn't have the looks for it. In KPOP your talent hardly matters. You can be mediocre but get expensive plastic surgeries and debut as an idol at a big company.

    • @taelin8848
      @taelin8848 2 года назад +16

      @@lamoskgr Very funny 😴

    • @dmf1301
      @dmf1301 2 года назад +52

      @@chimchimsjamkookies4242 Mary is not Asian, so why would she perform K-pop?

  • @limi6592
    @limi6592 6 лет назад +475

    "To add to my already long and impressive resumé"
    "This is chinchilla and I wore it to show how wealthy I can be"
    I LOVE HIM?

    • @faribajan
      @faribajan 4 года назад +18

      I would like him of he was a cartoon character

    • @tones8675
      @tones8675 2 года назад +2

      i love him 😭

    • @johnmoran7605
      @johnmoran7605 2 года назад +7

      ian seems like he would be cool to hang out with

    • @soulsaver3459
      @soulsaver3459 2 года назад +8

      He needs to become a comedian and get something in that career

    • @j.rebekah8605
      @j.rebekah8605 2 года назад +3

      He's insane and horrible

  • @MW53516
    @MW53516 10 месяцев назад +44

    Ian Bernardo was ahead of his time
    If this happened today he’d be more famous on TikTok than anybody actually on the show
    Who even won the last few seasons?

  • @gabriellelont856
    @gabriellelont856 2 года назад +525

    I miss early American Idol with Paula, Randy and Simon. It introduced me to my love for cringe 🤣

    • @youarelife3437
      @youarelife3437 Год назад +8

      😂😂😂 well said. Ive been binging these the last few days

    • @anamaria-girllover
      @anamaria-girllover Год назад +10

      literally. randy’s reactions kill me every time 😭

    • @SFBenjaminK
      @SFBenjaminK 7 месяцев назад +1

      That was back in the cable days, since they gone I never watched this show since then is like over a decade now

  • @colleengraham5073
    @colleengraham5073 5 лет назад +379

    Ian Bernardo has the EXACT same voice as Linda Belcher from Bob's Burgers

    • @vj12343
      @vj12343 3 года назад +16

      You deserve an award for this 😆

    • @katherineleonowski7289
      @katherineleonowski7289 3 года назад +12

      I can't believe he even mentioned all my friends tell me I'm a great singer and then adds....my two therapists also...I can show you how rich I am and holds up his ROAD KILL!!! LOL

    • @domisthebomb09
      @domisthebomb09 3 года назад +1

      Omfg I can't unhear thanks a lot

    • @ElusiaVT
      @ElusiaVT 2 года назад

      I cant unhear this now

    • @DeeRio9546
      @DeeRio9546 2 года назад +1

      OMG this would be Linda's reaction too 😂😂

  • @ghnewstube5307
    @ghnewstube5307 7 лет назад +541

    judge~ God dude I don't know what to say.
    ian~ Thank u
    me~ starts crying

  • @kat-173
    @kat-173 2 месяца назад +5

    Ian Bernardo calling Simon “Mr. Cowell” cracks me up every time 😅

  • @kaitiemichelle4
    @kaitiemichelle4 8 лет назад +2004

    Ian Bernardo is my favorite ever 😂😂

    • @matthewjames5343
      @matthewjames5343 8 лет назад +61

      Ian Benardo is my spirit animal 😂😂

    • @matthewjames5343
      @matthewjames5343 8 лет назад +6

      +EliteCarrotXD 😂 Mary Gilbeaux has the most beautiful voice on earth (jk) only cuz Ian is from another planet

    • @michaelthekid8835
      @michaelthekid8835 8 лет назад +73

      he would thank you for cwalling him your favorite

    • @miisalisa
      @miisalisa 8 лет назад +2

      +Michael the kid HAHAAHAHA A+ FOR THE SPEECH REFERENCE

    • @behappyjkluvllamas1497
      @behappyjkluvllamas1497 8 лет назад +7

      Same, he is DAT BEST. IDK IF HE GAY OR NOT. HE IS SPECIFIC😂 !! YUS👏👏👏👏👏

  • @courtneyluker7330
    @courtneyluker7330 3 года назад +441

    Ian had me rolling especially when he said why isn't anybody quallin😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Bdhbdhbdh
    @Bdhbdhbdh 2 года назад +457

    My little brother and I were obsessed with the Mary Roach audition. When we were kids we would tape American Idol and we would watch that audition over and over until we memorized it!

    • @boopdaduckie
      @boopdaduckie 2 года назад +17

      OMG THAT IS SO 😂😂😂 love that !!

    • @dannita246
      @dannita246 2 года назад +8

      You should do a parody of mary roach's audition...just for fun😅

    • @lexii8897
      @lexii8897 2 года назад +1

      Me too😂😭

    • @ferafoai2042
      @ferafoai2042 Год назад

      Obviously you and your brother have mental problems

    • @floraflowers
      @floraflowers Год назад +6

      Reminder that Mary was 18 here and now she's in her late 30s, just to remind how old this audition is lol

  • @HaidurShah21
    @HaidurShah21 22 дня назад +5

    ‘At least I’m not going to walk out crying like some people to do.’
    … proceeds to walk out of the building crying LMAO

  • @clairholbrook374
    @clairholbrook374 2 года назад +260

    Ian calling Simon a dodo bird is still iconic

    • @TheNei
      @TheNei 11 месяцев назад

      😂

  • @snowman9977
    @snowman9977 2 года назад +872

    Omg, Ian needs his own sitcom. My laugh for the day.

    • @baldbankruptson7533
      @baldbankruptson7533 2 года назад

      I hate it when stupi* people wants stupi* , cringe, mentally people to be famous or have their own show/sitcom

    • @robertdean925
      @robertdean925 2 года назад +9

      Hey hey hey!!! Lmao 😂😂😂

    • @ajarfullofjoy
      @ajarfullofjoy 2 года назад +2

      @@robertdean925 is he actually 25? Lol

    • @ShukaHusk
      @ShukaHusk Год назад

      ​@@ajarfullofjoy well not anymore

    • @-__Ast0lf0__-
      @-__Ast0lf0__- Год назад +1

      ​@@ajarfullofjoy he'd be like 31-32 now

  • @riarose9903
    @riarose9903 7 лет назад +370

    CWOLLING GLWORIAH

    • @mitch7094
      @mitch7094 6 лет назад +18

      Ria Rose she could've TUALK

    • @scrappei2288
      @scrappei2288 6 лет назад +13

      dont ya think yo fwawwin'

    • @tylerpaul9512
      @tylerpaul9512 4 года назад +5

      Hahahahhaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I fail down from my bed.

    • @tylerpaul9512
      @tylerpaul9512 4 года назад +2

      @@mitch7094 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tylerpaul9512
      @tylerpaul9512 4 года назад +1

      @@scrappei2288 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ilovethelingo5677
    @ilovethelingo5677 Год назад +6

    These people went out drinking until 3 o’clock in the morning and that is RUDE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 PSML had me in stitches! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @richardspurgeon3059
    @richardspurgeon3059 Год назад +58

    "Gloria, dontcha think ya fawlin, if everybody wants ya, why isn't anybody CAAAWWWWLLIN..." 🤣

  • @BLOP888
    @BLOP888 8 лет назад +598

    I want to see your working visa

    • @rahelelias1995
      @rahelelias1995 7 лет назад +43

      BLOP888 😂😂😂 as a tax paying American 😂😂😂 am calling national geography to let them know that the dodo bird is..... 😂😂😂 am dead

    • @BenjaminGessel
      @BenjaminGessel 7 лет назад +6

      BLOP888 Ian should be in a movie... :-D (The Wondrous Wonder that is Me) :-D Or, more accurately, the title might just be, "I'm Better Than You". :-D

    • @beyoutiful6012
      @beyoutiful6012 6 лет назад +3

      BECAAAUUUZE I DONT THINK YOU'RE LEGALLY BLABLABLABALABALABALABALABLALVABL

    • @bombabombom3603
      @bombabombom3603 6 лет назад +10

      PAULA JUST SAT THERE QUIETLY LIKE IT WAS WORLD WAR 80
      That line fucked me up.

  • @abbiex6202
    @abbiex6202 7 лет назад +415

    Mary was 18 there she looked more like 30 wtf?

    • @padparadschawillmakeanacco8449
      @padparadschawillmakeanacco8449 6 лет назад +16

      Yeah and Sarah is 20 and looks younger

    • @baliw33
      @baliw33 5 лет назад +7

      Mary Roach is loco!!

    • @th4305
      @th4305 5 лет назад +35

      I feel like everyone looked older in the early 2000's lol

    • @erossubliminals3528
      @erossubliminals3528 5 лет назад +2

      Padparadscha will make an account! How wonderful! sarah did not look younger than 20 lol

    • @gingerellacookie5641
      @gingerellacookie5641 5 лет назад +2

      Abbie x and I'm 30 and look 16 small world isn't it?

  • @eval_is_evil
    @eval_is_evil Год назад +22

    "...she [Paula] was there like she's in the middle of World War 80"
    🤨
    "She could have TWALKED"
    😂

  • @mistabook
    @mistabook 2 года назад +69

    Randy's "Huh?" when the second girl says she wants them to teach her how to sing is so perfect. He's truly dumbfounded.

  • @indahfpurba5782
    @indahfpurba5782 7 лет назад +704

    Ian's ego is bigger then his Lips

    • @andrewmonf7691
      @andrewmonf7691 6 лет назад +6

      Lulubear LOL

    • @anony77710
      @anony77710 6 лет назад +7

      Totes true😂😂😂

    • @ArronP
      @ArronP 6 лет назад +4

      Stcrry he loves the cock

    • @Dylan-pg5yk
      @Dylan-pg5yk 6 лет назад +4

      Stcrry you mean his forhead XD

    • @ruchelr4946
      @ruchelr4946 6 лет назад +2

      Stcrry THATS AWESOME, I kinda like the way he says "Because"

  • @samanthajimenez8578
    @samanthajimenez8578 6 лет назад +152

    "Ima call the national geographic & tell em' that dodo bird is not extinct, but it's in there & his name is Simon.." 😂

    • @ginniekinz5401
      @ginniekinz5401 6 лет назад +10

      Samantha Jimenez Ian NEEDS his own comedy show or something. He can’t sing or dance but he definitely should try stand up comedy or something. He freakin cracks me up.

  • @GRNeto12
    @GRNeto12 Год назад +27

    Dude, Mary has a great speaking voice! She should do radio or animation

    • @sharjesm
      @sharjesm Месяц назад

      Don't encourage her like her friends did 😂

  • @itstasiag200
    @itstasiag200 7 лет назад +184

    i would not want her to be my hair stylist

  • @foreversmexii
    @foreversmexii 7 лет назад +525

    I'm calling National Geographic's to let them know that the doe-doe bird is not extinct... it's in there. It's name is Simon Cowell LMAOOOO

    • @limi6592
      @limi6592 6 лет назад +5

      Sierra M
      I LOVE HIM LMAO

    • @skyrimbarbie5253
      @skyrimbarbie5253 6 лет назад +19

      Dont you mean... “cwallin”

    • @limi6592
      @limi6592 5 лет назад +2

      @Good Krypollo ikr hopefully they reply soon

    • @LasVegasBabe15
      @LasVegasBabe15 2 года назад

      Heeeyyyy

  • @downtown82
    @downtown82 8 лет назад +149

    After all these years I still remember Ian Benardo so he did make an impression. He should be doing something on tv.

  • @ms.blooddiamond3857
    @ms.blooddiamond3857 8 месяцев назад +4

    I'm 100% convinced Ian was doing a bit & I'm obsessed lmao-
    "I'm breathing🙄 I'm real🤷‍♂️ I'm Ian👑💅🏻
    DEAD💀

  • @vivianadesingh6852
    @vivianadesingh6852 8 лет назад +392

    I'm gonna call the National geographic and tell em that the dodo bird isn't extinct itz right there and itz name is simon Cowell
    Lost it there 😂😂😂

  • @ThePumpingiron27
    @ThePumpingiron27 8 лет назад +155

    Hair, Makeup and fashion? She has none of that and needs to go back to school.

    • @petepeterson5268
      @petepeterson5268 7 лет назад +9

      Cheshire Cat her hair looks like a wig her, she not wearing a bra, her clothes look like she got from dollar general and...no makeup I guess?..

  • @peepypooppoop
    @peepypooppoop 8 лет назад +266

    You can teach me how to sing.....HUH?!

  • @lindahandley5267
    @lindahandley5267 3 месяца назад +4

    I really thought Ian would be headlining in Vegas by now. I think he's beyond hilarious!!! 'I hate all of you, byeeeeeeee!' I bet a therapist would have a hard time keeping a straight face when Ian was on the couch!

  • @LightningStrikes2345
    @LightningStrikes2345 2 года назад +54

    “All y’all look different in person……..” I always crack up on this😂😂😂

  • @bluepinkpony
    @bluepinkpony 2 года назад +234

    Ian Bernardo is really iconic 🤣

  • @hazelclaire2242
    @hazelclaire2242 7 лет назад +209

    I can be the only American idol winner that never sang before 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @jay-jay914
      @jay-jay914 2 года назад +1

      Lol😆😆😆😆😆

  • @JamesSpaulding-e8i
    @JamesSpaulding-e8i 6 месяцев назад +5

    Ian really could be on a comedy show of some sort. He is hilariously funny!

  • @michaelbaker4575
    @michaelbaker4575 3 года назад +635

    There is no way Ian is real. Someone had to have paid him to act like that lmao

    • @lf1331
      @lf1331 2 года назад +48

      All of these are people putting on an act, the 2nd girl was extremely obvious

    • @kovam1234
      @kovam1234 2 года назад

      @@lf1331 She is not obvious. Its called bipolar disorder / potentially having drug addicts parents which results in having a retarded baby with mental issues. Natural selection usually took care of these things in the past but in today's society. Everything is possible and DO NOT underestimate the effects of drugs on some people + their mental state.

    • @TheLevantine
      @TheLevantine 2 года назад +24

      @@lf1331 Ian was for real, but the first two girls are acting

    • @jesussavedme6260
      @jesussavedme6260 2 года назад +1

      Jesus loves you🤍

    • @Diana-whathappenedin97
      @Diana-whathappenedin97 2 года назад +3

      @@TheLevantine he was in So you think you can dance as well. He is not real

  • @kayla123ism
    @kayla123ism Год назад +164

    If this was today Ian would be a tiktoker for sure 😂

  • @girlwithaword93
    @girlwithaword93 5 лет назад +275

    Ian just needs a holistic vocal coach

    • @briaaaa..
      @briaaaa.. 5 лет назад +13

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @devilsown1828
      @devilsown1828 2 года назад +25

      Obviously they are not academic.

  • @heleneGelle
    @heleneGelle 10 месяцев назад +28

    Ian Bernardo is a legend 😂

    • @VenusEvan_1885
      @VenusEvan_1885 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yes a legend of the toilettes

    • @heleneGelle
      @heleneGelle 10 месяцев назад

      @@VenusEvan_1885 et toi? Un abruti😂

    • @johnmc3862
      @johnmc3862 4 месяца назад

      In his head.

    • @vintagebrew1057
      @vintagebrew1057 Месяц назад

      In his own Lunchtime....

  • @andrewjames2617
    @andrewjames2617 2 года назад +22

    “What are the voices saying now?”
    “They’re sayin….Mark Magrath is a hottie” 😂😂

  • @paitynkeller406
    @paitynkeller406 7 лет назад +528

    The first girl was just creepy...😳

    • @jincks277
      @jincks277 5 лет назад +5

      Super!!

    • @NPCSingularity
      @NPCSingularity 5 лет назад +12

      She’s Stuart’s older sister.

    • @love23music1
      @love23music1 4 года назад +1

      Like me

    • @winglau3128
      @winglau3128 4 года назад +4

      @@NPCSingularity haha Stuart from Madtv? So true!

    • @ookipuki
      @ookipuki 2 года назад +5

      The first one!? o.o.... the second one was worse ! Haha

  • @oliviamerrill4874
    @oliviamerrill4874 2 года назад +319

    Dude the last guy literally killed me 💀😂 like I’m hoping that was satire which it probably was but I haven’t laughed that hard in so long😭😂

    • @sincityygal7368
      @sincityygal7368 2 года назад +37

      I died when Simon said "Paul that was creepy and I need you to leave"💀💀💀

    • @TheSuperFunPuppetShow
      @TheSuperFunPuppetShow Год назад +17

      Lol ikr, that guy was probably doing a comedy bit. Wtf "I broke into her house and tried on her underwear"???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @datiger39
      @datiger39 Год назад +1

      @@TheSuperFunPuppetShow it was a joke he said somewere a while ago he was a comedian doing a sketch

    • @tammysalvarado394
      @tammysalvarado394 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂 creepy

  • @2rawww4tvkd
    @2rawww4tvkd 2 месяца назад +5

    It’s hard for me to even watch the rest I’m stuck laughing at “I feel the earth moooove”😂😂😂

  • @georgialow155
    @georgialow155 7 лет назад +718

    That last dude was so creepy

  • @KittyKat2841
    @KittyKat2841 8 лет назад +463

    I HAVE BECOME FRIENDS WITH BILL THE SECURITY GUY!

  • @JorxiiProductions
    @JorxiiProductions 7 лет назад +382

    I have seen all of these like a million times

  • @beakt
    @beakt 4 месяца назад +5

    Mary Roach was a comedian who entered the contest to troll them. She pointed out herself that she gave herself away at 5:36 when she started laughing at herself, breaking character.