Simon is now a judge on America's got talent so we get to see him still judge people while hitting the big red x bottom on these if Its if they ever tried singing on America's got talent.
Yeah....especially Randy because he DOES NOT hold in his laughter at all. He laughs all the time at everything Simon says and thinks holding the paper over his face covers the fact that he is laughing (as I've seen in other clips of him) but it only shows he is laughing super hard!
@@darireid1181 you are so right ...sometimes I kinda feel ashamed that I'm laughing until I ache ....BUT WHAT THE HECK THIS STUFF IS OFF THE CUFF FUNNY AS ALL GET OUT!!! HEHEHEHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
I binge them for like a week or two and then I go a couple months without watching and then I get sucked back in. Once you’re in you can’t ever get away! 😂
@@kathyyoung1774 that's true, but I have to admit I have seen them put through Decent, or I've heard much worse kind of People though I'm not saying that they make it all the way to the end necessarily, but I have seen them get put through to Hollywood during their Audition though. Js
@@BrandonBeckelheimer you youngsters don't realize that we adults sometimes have caps on because they were typing something else and it just set that way don't take it SO PERSONAL!!! calm is the way to be hun...be blessed.
I can't help but wonder how many of these crazy auditions are actually bipolar/but manic. For people that can't sing, they get up there with a helluva lot of confidence.
The first girl is a good example of an untrustworthy hypocritical person. " I still love all of you. I still love you." As soon as she was out the door, her mouth turned into a sewer.
@@princewinsbw but they pick a lot of mediocre singers and bring them through to the next round... She sounded better than about 25% of the singers they pass-through
3:07 That Dino Yazzie bruh. Can’t believe it’s been almost 2 decades since I saw this. This dude pause...and kept on singing. Paula’s reaction made it memorable.
@4:36 THAT WAS THE BEST "WORST" AUDITION OF ALL TIME! LMBO ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!! SIMON PAULA AND RANDY WILL FOREVER BE THE GREATEST TALENT COMPETITION JUDGES OF ALL TIME! LEGENDARY TRIO! :D
Hahaha! ❤️ I miss these days of Simon . He’s hilarious! While people used to hate him, I was always intrigued by his “right on” point , insults. But, he was right 97% of the time. Nowadays he’s mellowed a bit, an “ nicer “ but after watching many interviews with him, I mean he is an awesome, and very naturally intelligent, person in life. 👍🏼
If anyone was honest with these people, maybe not as harsh as Simon then these people wouldn't have got their hopes up for what was obviously going to be a huge let down.
I just..wait let me wipe the tears from my eyes first from laughing so hard!!! I JUST VIEWED 7:14 AGAIN AND I ALMOST LOST IT!!! I TELL YA IT"S SO FUNNY WHEN SIMON SAYS I QUIT!!! I CAN"T WHOOOOOO FUNNNNY!!! WHOOOO I CAN"T I CAN"T WHOOOOO!!! I"M GONNA WATCH THIS AGAIN!!! HAHAHAHA!!! WHOOOODIOOO!!
These are funny as fuck, but they only put these people on television to humiliate them 🤦🏼 but hey im sure they knew this before they auditioned seriously😪😂😂😂😂
Marie, the very first contestant, was actually very good. WTH is up with Simon and Randy with dogging on her like that. First off, she said she only cared about seeing them and didn't care whether they said she was bad or not, she would be just as happy cuz she got to see them. I've watched a lot of performances and this is the only one that ticked me off. She was really good and really nice, but they were *$%@#$@! to her.
To me the 1st girls voice didn't even sound bad at all. She was being way too hype and overly active and everything, but her voice was not terrible at all. The judges were being rude to her for no reason
The first girl who sang Leann Rhimes was actually far better than the tarzan dude! She was straining a bit....but Tarzan's pitch was all over the place!! How in the world was he one of the better voices? How Sway??
8:29 I took a history and appreciation of theater course a couple semesters ago and the textbook said that you don’t have to be a great singer to be on Broadway, that a lot of people have gone on and had a very small range or weren’t super good at it. I’m not in theater so I definitely don’t know for sure. But that’s what the book said haha.
i miss when randy, paula & simon were the judges :(
Simon is now a judge on America's got talent so we get to see him still judge people while hitting the big red x bottom on these if Its if they ever tried singing on America's got talent.
@@ashleysmith8402 Ashley????...WHAT?? are you an American because your sentences are'ent!!!.
Same, but I also loved J-Lo and Steven Tyler.
By far the best!
@@missbrown2041 Your’s aren’t any better.
The first girl did good. She was just excited and a good sport.
the first girl wasn't terrible!
No she wasn't at all..the second dude with the red hair..not so much
They aren’t looking for “wasn’t terrible.” They are looking for OUTSTANDING GOOD TALENT.
She was too over the top no vocal control that killed it for her. If she had more finesse to her voice she would've made it.
Faith Lillie Yeah she wasn’t terrible at all. Not really good enough to go through but definitely not terrible.
She has to learn vocal control.
Too many of these "singers" think that loud=good. It doesn't.
The only way I can sing decently is barely above a whisper.
you are so correct ....I myself think why? LOUD???
Exactly, singing comes from the soul!
Where’s the lie though?? 😂
😂
The third singers audition killed me 😂😂🤣🤣💀💀💀
Like WTF!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😱😡😬
Yeah....especially Randy because he DOES NOT hold in his laughter at all. He laughs all the time at everything Simon says and thinks holding the paper over his face covers the fact that he is laughing (as I've seen in other clips of him) but it only shows he is laughing super hard!
AND I SIMPLY LOVE IT!!!...gives me the giggles.
omg the second guy looked like someone attacked him and squirted him with ketchup and mustard
😂😂😊😂😊😊😂
Rumor has it he was attacked by the Hamburglar
Elise Fincher that is some funny shit! Bwahahaha you nailed it!
Elise Fincher 😂😂😅
Lmao! 😂😂😂
Crazy man: "They can't take away my DIG-NI-TYYYYY"
Obi-Wan: "You have done that yourself"
I need to stop watching these
Me too but they are so funny!
@@darireid1181 you are so right ...sometimes I kinda feel ashamed that I'm laughing until I ache ....BUT WHAT THE HECK THIS STUFF IS OFF THE CUFF FUNNY AS ALL GET OUT!!! HEHEHEHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Yeah I feel like a idiot for laughing but it’s just to funny
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
I binge them for like a week or two and then I go a couple months without watching and then I get sucked back in. Once you’re in you can’t ever get away! 😂
I thought the first girl was decent. I expected much worse and I've heard much worse. I thought the Tarzan guy wasn't very good.
Bruce LeeRoy Judges aren’t looking for “decent” or “Ive heard much worse.” They are seeking OUTSTANDING GOOD SINGING, NATURAL TALENT.
Kathy Young stop screaming
@@kathyyoung1774 that's true, but I have to admit I have seen them put through Decent, or I've heard much worse kind of People though I'm not saying that they make it all the way to the end necessarily, but I have seen them get put through to Hollywood during their Audition though. Js
@@BrandonBeckelheimer you youngsters don't realize that we adults sometimes have caps on because they were typing something else and it just set that way don't take it SO PERSONAL!!! calm is the way to be hun...be blessed.
😂😂😂😂😂
The first girl was way toooo nice man.
Simon: "I quit" ☠💀☠ DEAD
Guy: singing
Simon:" Okei, can You sing someting?" 😂😂😂😂
The look on the judges face when #3 started singing again- priceless. I laughed so hard!
"love you..i love you!"
"FUCK THAT SHIT."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The first contestant wasn't even bad
She sounded like the cookie monster lol
She had a few problems, but with enough practice she could be good.
She was singing really hard, not enough passion, control, and air. Her falsetto was pitchy. But, I’m with you, she wasn’t all the way bad.
Lemme guess, you can't even name a song that doesn't use auto tune.
@@jameswagesi1026 not really the point of this competition
*The first girl literally sang the song exactly the same as Leann Rimes did*
4:02 i always die at that part
SAME HAHAHHAHAHA
Riley Walker,
Whitney is probably rolling in her grave hearing that mess.🙉
@@deeks1970 and if she had any hair left she'd be pulling it out too!!!
And paula is annoyed 🤣
@@deeks1970 wasn’t Whitney still alive when this episode aired?
7:17...I hope you never lose your sense of wonder.....SIMON;...I QUIT!
RANDY:...WHAT'S WRONG?
SIMON;...I JUST QUIT...HE CAN'T SING!!!
FUNNY!!!!
I laughed so hard when that guy was smacking his own ass and was saying Simon can kiss this right here lol.
Lol right it was funny when he said it
I loved the first girl lol. Simon was acting like it was a personal challenge to break her spirit.
I love these funny American Idol auditions!!!!!!
I can't help but wonder how many of these crazy auditions are actually bipolar/but manic. For people that can't sing, they get up there with a helluva lot of confidence.
The first girl can sing!
Yeah she was good if i was a judge there i would of said yes
She can sing, but not at superstar level.
True
She's got an okay voice. With a bit more work, she could be a pretty good singer.
No
U may have felt the music but the music didnt feel u 😂
is the first girl still loving the judges after having left the room tho
The first girl is a good example of an untrustworthy hypocritical person. " I still love all of you. I still love you." As soon as she was out the door, her mouth turned into a sewer.
Tarzan man's extentions are so obvious.
That third guy...he must have lost a bet
The first girl could sing to me!! I remember this episode lol
Sage The Poet this isn't Average American Idol they are looking for stars not mediocrity
She should have sang a different song.
@@Parisroam she could have just chilled out. She's not beyond coaching.
Sage Careless Whisperer yikes! Do you sing? Yikes again!🤓😳😬🤣🤪
@@princewinsbw but they pick a lot of mediocre singers and bring them through to the next round... She sounded better than about 25% of the singers they pass-through
3:07 That Dino Yazzie bruh. Can’t believe it’s been almost 2 decades since I saw this. This dude pause...and kept on singing. Paula’s reaction made it memorable.
Charm sounds like someone is twisting his testicles. Ouch!
Keep this one “ my dogs howling so happily” 😂
Charm the second contestant sounds like Tarzan calling Jane
It be hard being a judge sometimes...lol!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the third person got me about to piss myself and the way they was looking 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@4:36 THAT WAS THE BEST "WORST" AUDITION OF ALL TIME! LMBO ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!! SIMON PAULA AND RANDY WILL FOREVER BE THE GREATEST TALENT COMPETITION JUDGES OF ALL TIME! LEGENDARY TRIO! :D
paulas reaction at man singing greatest love of akl
Was he trying to be like Tarzan? Didn't work out dude.
I absolutely cannot believe that Paula Abdul said his voice is really good??!! Wtf?! She doesn't need to be a judge.
i just think she was crushing
Wondering the same here
It was good he was just singing like trash
tbh the 3rd audition, Dino, sounds much like the guy from Pierce The Veil
Omg Simon looks so young and cute!! 😍
But the singers... 😬
Hahaha! ❤️ I miss these days of Simon . He’s hilarious! While people used to hate him, I was always intrigued by his “right on” point , insults. But, he was right 97% of the time. Nowadays he’s mellowed a bit, an “ nicer “ but after watching many interviews with him, I mean he is an awesome, and very naturally intelligent, person in life. 👍🏼
If anyone was honest with these people, maybe not as harsh as Simon then these people wouldn't have got their hopes up for what was obviously going to be a huge let down.
Why do the bad singers always have to sing Whitney Houston songs? 😂
I hope you never lose your seens of wonder...Simon i quit ROTF😂😂😂😂
I just..wait let me wipe the tears from my eyes first from laughing so hard!!!
I JUST VIEWED 7:14 AGAIN AND I ALMOST LOST IT!!! I TELL YA IT"S SO FUNNY
WHEN SIMON SAYS I QUIT!!! I CAN"T WHOOOOOO FUNNNNY!!! WHOOOO I CAN"T I CAN"T WHOOOOO!!!
I"M GONNA WATCH THIS AGAIN!!! HAHAHAHA!!! WHOOOODIOOO!!
1:40 Ha! “Undying” - seems pretty dyed to me. (Okay I’ll stop with the dad jokes 😔)
that dude did look like Tarzan...
The first girl did not sound bad ,she just needed training
i love you guys!22!!2
2 minutes later: f**k this sh**!!
These are funny as fuck, but they only put these people on television to humiliate them 🤦🏼 but hey im sure they knew this before they auditioned seriously😪😂😂😂😂
Simons hair…he looks like Shrek! 😂😂😂
Marie, the very first contestant, was actually very good. WTH is up with Simon and Randy with dogging on her like that. First off, she said she only cared about seeing them and didn't care whether they said she was bad or not, she would be just as happy cuz she got to see them. I've watched a lot of performances and this is the only one that ticked me off. She was really good and really nice, but they were *$%@#$@! to her.
Sheep trying to sing lol oh man
This is SO old..they all look so young..
She wasn't bad they did it out of spite . They didn't like her positive energy when she said she like them.
True cause the devil wants you to be negative
Randy Sheep Voice XD LOL 4:44
Simon: "I quit"
Hshshahshshahsha😂😂😂
The last note the second guy hit was not that bad it just needed shaping ...
Who in the world ever told these people they could sing?
Lol Simon got so tired of the bad singing he actually left early on one episode 🤣😂.
the first girl is creepy as fuck
Jeez 8 years ago
The first one aint thar bad she just needs a bit calibration.
I found grated cheesy love inside of me lol 3:40
I thought they were joking when they said to the long-haired guy, "You're Going to Hollywood"... And why was he compared to Tarzan?
Cause he called his hairdo a "TARZAN" do.
LIKE
you see that up there? YOU CAN KISS THIS, RIGHT HERE *slaps*, RIGHT HERE *double slap*
Still love to see Randy and Paula leaning together and laughing.
4:02 tarzan yell
To me the 1st girls voice didn't even sound bad at all. She was being way too hype and overly active and everything, but her voice was not terrible at all. The judges were being rude to her for no reason
I agree
infairness with the 3rd guy he was able to finish the song hahhahahs
3:24 “dig-nuh-ty”
4:02 I almost died!
No 3 had me crying with laughter that was hilarious 🤣
The first girl who sang Leann Rhimes was actually far better than the tarzan dude! She was straining a bit....but Tarzan's pitch was all over the place!! How in the world was he one of the better voices? How Sway??
Simon was the only judge who said no to both and he was also the only judge who was right
9 YEARS AGO WOW
Wanda Lee...didn't you know that it's TOTALLY COOL nowadays to say gosh, gee willikers, dang-it, blast, and certainly yikes. Where have you been lady?
judges faces kill me all the time ! rotfl
8:29 I took a history and appreciation of theater course a couple semesters ago and the textbook said that you don’t have to be a great singer to be on Broadway, that a lot of people have gone on and had a very small range or weren’t super good at it. I’m not in theater so I definitely don’t know for sure. But that’s what the book said haha.
3:10 Made Randy Watson from "Coming to America" sound like Lionel Richie!
I found the greatest love of all inside of meeeee yeah give it up for my band sexual chocolate .....
@@musiclover-cn7tb LMAO!!
You quit America 😂
7:17 lol he quit his own job lol
I miss Randy the most my dawgs
Can you imagine having to sit there all day and listen to all that caterwauling? You'd probably wind up as mean as Simon.
Dino Yazzie....i died
These videos always remind me of how many absolute psychos are in America
Cole Beezy At least a whole lot of people who can’t carry a tune and think if they can remember the words, they should win.
how come Simon never says "it was ok"
KerayZ ok doesn’t bring to the big times
1:00 she was great though that was some true hate
Why do they move their hands like they got rhythm or music sensibility? Lls
But before Simon could do it right there, LOL!!
Nerd at the end could have atleast pulled his wedgie before he turned around to tell Simon to kiss his Arse! LOL
1:25 I love guys.....FUCK THAT SHIT!!😂😂🤣
First girl was not THAT bad, it would take some voice coaching but I think she could be alright.
My heart goes out to the songwriters.
She had to fix her face real quik because soon as he said she was dreadful she looked like "😒" 😅
I ❤️Dino’s voice
Hey the tarzan dude not so bad xD maybe the voice need to be more stable, but its good
I'm sorry but Paula looks like an animatronic, I'm fuckin geekin right now
Right
Damn Paula looks so good here
representing all teenagers in the world, we don't recognize that last person as one of our own.
does anyone have s3