CLASSIC POLICE BUSTS ARE AMAZING

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator  4 года назад +1280

    Check out SimpliSafe here: simplisafe.com/donutoperator
    not sure if I'm streaming tonight guys! If I do it'l be super late!
    MY FIRST GAMING VIDEO ON MY GAMING CHANNEL: ruclips.net/video/04-o_orP9Rc/видео.html
    My second channel: ruclips.net/channel/UC-3TwXj20oJQNQcRs-6BLlw

  • @virus5567
    @virus5567 4 года назад +5664

    Imagine being high or drunk and you see a skinny metal dog and his homie roll up on you

    • @Loki1701e
      @Loki1701e 4 года назад +101

      That profile pic complements this comment. XD.

    • @sixpest
      @sixpest 4 года назад +64

      is that a jimmy neutron reference?

    • @virus5567
      @virus5567 4 года назад +40

      @@sixpest could be if you want it to

    • @bradbutcher3984
      @bradbutcher3984 4 года назад +29

      I'd just pet it if drunk. High, they would never be called to my residence so,I don't have to contemplate that scenario.

    • @Jaketheaxman
      @Jaketheaxman 4 года назад +36

      Id name it Goddard, and I would ride with it in a hovercraft to the middle of fucking egypt

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 4 года назад +11072

    Hmm, I wonder if SimpliSafe could help guard my woods from the weirdos who want to make casts of my footprints

    • @ohboydiamonds
      @ohboydiamonds 4 года назад +633

      Tok me a second then i saw your name

    • @HUNTER-cn1wt
      @HUNTER-cn1wt 4 года назад +297

      Nah... But a 12 gauge slug will do nicely ;)

    • @sleepingmelons8420
      @sleepingmelons8420 4 года назад +159

      Yeah that would be pretty helpful. hope you catch those weirdos in your woods.

    • @wolfsden6479
      @wolfsden6479 4 года назад +40

      get a shotgun

    • @IncredulousIndividual
      @IncredulousIndividual 4 года назад +107

      Probably foot fetish freaks 👀

  • @tylermcflyer3061
    @tylermcflyer3061 4 года назад +2693

    Squirts: *wants to go outside*
    Donut: “NO you’re protected”
    Squirts: *wants food*
    Donut: “NO you’re protected”

    • @ikki76AMV
      @ikki76AMV 4 года назад +10

      *you're*

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 года назад +7

      sup tyler. big daddy eight thoughtsssss

    • @tylermcflyer3061
      @tylermcflyer3061 4 года назад +4

      JODisHere who the hell are you

    • @tylermcflyer3061
      @tylermcflyer3061 4 года назад +2

      ThePixelPyro hey I’m not the one who took out the “e” that was auto correct

    • @zoopdterdoobdter5743
      @zoopdterdoobdter5743 4 года назад +2

      That _will_ eventually solve that cat infestation. 🙃

  • @MyGamer125
    @MyGamer125 3 года назад +206

    My all time favorite bust will always be where cops get word that some thieves are sneaking stolen goods out the backdoor of an electronics shop, and when the thieves open the door, there’s a group of cops waiting for them, and one of the officers just shouts out with enthusiasm “HEY BUDDY!” and lunges at the crooks. That will never make me not smile

    • @HereticalFlayer
      @HereticalFlayer 2 года назад +11

      oh yeah that was a costco that was epic

    • @Nova_The_Second
      @Nova_The_Second Год назад +2

      Love seeing that mentioned here lol. Glad I’m not the only one here who’s seen it

    • @LaskyLabs
      @LaskyLabs Год назад +1

      Aaaaaaa I love that one so much.

    • @archange8030
      @archange8030 Год назад +1

      They should have said “Stop!! You have violated the law!!”

    • @michaelmcdoesntexist8350
      @michaelmcdoesntexist8350 10 месяцев назад

      Oh yeah that happened in a Costco in Washington! Pretty sure it was pretty close to me lol

  • @senkibenki6101
    @senkibenki6101 4 года назад +1556

    “No you’re protected”
    “Meow!”
    That was beautiful

    • @Atlasm2p
      @Atlasm2p 3 года назад +3

      @@senkibenki6101 wtf is this comment thread lmfao

    • @senkibenki6101
      @senkibenki6101 3 года назад +1

      @@Atlasm2p no idea

    • @catospyegaming3660
      @catospyegaming3660 3 года назад

      yes

    • @soup854
      @soup854 3 года назад

      @@catospyegaming3660 yes

    • @carlito19934
      @carlito19934 3 года назад +1

      @@Atlasm2p you mean these 5 comments? Not really a thread my guy

  • @mountain_man1295
    @mountain_man1295 4 года назад +1413

    donut to the dog and two cats: your my favorite son
    donuts real son: I was forced into Depression at a very young age

    • @mattrowe3839
      @mattrowe3839 4 года назад +74

      No one:
      America’s got talent contestants: I was born at a very young age

    • @BennyFNV
      @BennyFNV 4 года назад +13

      He actually said "you're my favorite son."

    • @chudthug
      @chudthug 4 года назад +27

      Age 9, alcoholic

    • @LordEptar
      @LordEptar 4 года назад +9

      "You see, my dad chose favorites when I was a child..."

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 4 года назад +6

      Being neglected gives a kid an infinite well of anger and emptiness which needs to be fulfilled. Thusly, that kid then has trouble handling normal work, winds up homeless, focuses on pure wealth generation and becomes rich through a series of small businesses, d4y tr4des. and real estate.
      Moral of the story: Neglect your kid so he can become wildly successful.

  • @playamademalli9734
    @playamademalli9734 4 года назад +372

    “EVERYONES UNDER ARREST” that killed me 🤣

    • @aussiejezza
      @aussiejezza 3 года назад +11

      Say sike right now

    • @SquirrelsTree
      @SquirrelsTree 3 года назад +12

      You have an arrest warrant! You have an arrest warrant! EVERYONE HAS AN ARREST WARRANT!!!

    • @mikethescienceguy
      @mikethescienceguy 3 года назад

      And then Joe the policeman put his arms up and surrendered

  • @Verlisify
    @Verlisify 3 года назад +677

    We need a lot more of this today

    • @dogge4649
      @dogge4649 3 года назад +5

      Sup checkmark

    • @Pommezul
      @Pommezul 3 года назад

      Yoo Verlisify

    • @hurricanejimmyc7219
      @hurricanejimmyc7219 3 года назад +1

      Cops are just underfunded now

    • @Real_Mick3y6
      @Real_Mick3y6 3 года назад +1

      Has checkmark, must like

    • @demonlordoftheroundtable2456
      @demonlordoftheroundtable2456 3 года назад

      @@hurricanejimmyc7219 undertrained and too broad with who they accept afaik, especially compared to other police forces in other countries

  • @ihateyou9181
    @ihateyou9181 3 года назад +5475

    How the hell do people hate Donut? Like this dude is protecting his sons with SimpliSafe!...Oh and John- don't forget to protect John.

    • @Krypto1201
      @Krypto1201 3 года назад +205

      People just don't wanna accept he PUTS FACTS and proof in his videos😂

    • @victorsegura9101
      @victorsegura9101 3 года назад +14

      Damn you in love huh gay

    • @Krypto1201
      @Krypto1201 3 года назад +120

      @@victorsegura9101 I DO love doughnuts 🙂🍩👍

    • @ihateyou9181
      @ihateyou9181 3 года назад +100

      @@victorsegura9101 Wait- how is that gay? And even if so, what's wrong with being gay?

    • @BasicSalt
      @BasicSalt 3 года назад +8

      69 likes...enjoy xD

  • @gavinkerber7165
    @gavinkerber7165 3 года назад +425

    The jailers back at the jail hearing "En route with 100+ on board" have got to be pissed xD

    • @akufuhreal3757
      @akufuhreal3757 2 года назад +3

      Doctors in the area who specialized in carpel tunnel surgeries retired early

  • @jettwebster1990
    @jettwebster1990 4 года назад +701

    Petition to make “everybody’s under arrest” a twitch sound effect for donut

  • @Demospammer9987
    @Demospammer9987 3 года назад +48

    "Please come steal these plants, they're dead."
    10/10 bait

  • @timbrwolf1121
    @timbrwolf1121 4 года назад +159

    The new "stop resisting" phrase...
    "No, you're protected!"

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 года назад +1

      sup shovan. big daddy eight thoughtssss

  • @left-2-write28
    @left-2-write28 4 года назад +290

    12:08 Wait, so you're telling me I could actually be in a position to yell "Freeze, Department of Agriculture!!"

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 4 года назад +55

      STOP! FARM COPS!

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq 3 года назад +8

      @@fynnla.e this and the comment you replied to should be higher up

    • @alloran0987
      @alloran0987 3 года назад +32

      Old MacDonald had a warrant, E I E I O

    • @raptalos9412
      @raptalos9412 3 года назад +22

      Lawn enforcement

    • @TheOReport1994
      @TheOReport1994 3 года назад +6

      How do all of these comments NOT have more upvotes!

  • @jalakor
    @jalakor 4 года назад +1627

    Donut: “...AND YOU ARE PROTECTED SQUIRT!”
    Squirt: **Meow of protest/confusion**
    Donut: “NO, YOU’RE PROTECTED.”
    Squirt: **Sad meow**

  • @AgnesIona
    @AgnesIona 3 года назад +53

    For those of you binge-watching old videos (like me) and if you are wondering about the pork contamination risk: contrary to what some might guess, pigs are omnivores. (They eat both plants and meat.) They are also not picky eaters--there is very little they won't eat--no matter what state it is in. This has resulted in a symbiotic relationship between many pig farmers and grocery stores and other produce/meat sellers. Left over veggies and meat that cannot be donated or sold on discount are often "donated" or sold extra cheap to pig farmers, who grind them up and feed the "slop" to the pigs. Good for stores-they don't have to deal with rotting meat. Good for the pig farmer-they get cheap/free feed. Good for the environment-no piles of rotting flesh around. Good for the economy--no "material" wasted. Probably not good for the pig, though. I mean the beef, lamb, chicken, etc is probably fine, but the pork just doesn't seem right.
    So: if any of the Mexican sausage was labeled as "not high enough quality to sell" it could have been very likely eaten by a pig, which would probably be guaranteed to give live-pork any diseases that dead-pork had. So, yes it is a legitimate concern.

  • @kappakappa1307
    @kappakappa1307 4 года назад +2778

    Donut: “You’re my favorite son!”
    Donut’s actual son: “WHAT?!”

    • @lookatmyright
      @lookatmyright 4 года назад +26

      His name is not Donut! It's Campbell!

    • @kappakappa1307
      @kappakappa1307 4 года назад +20

      Maulana Winata I mean i was making a joke

    • @lookatmyright
      @lookatmyright 4 года назад +52

      @@kappakappa1307 lmao... you're not the only one who's making a joke here. I dont even know what his real name is 😂

    • @csnider_1281
      @csnider_1281 4 года назад +4

      Maulana Winata it’s John

    • @expli767
      @expli767 4 года назад +5

      @@lookatmyright Donut's real name is Cody. (:

  • @balista4
    @balista4 3 года назад +281

    A few years ago a local newspaper had an add in the lost and found section. It was an add for a bag of found drugs. And they had a number to call if it was yours. Definitely had to be the police. Wish I knew how many went for it.

    • @ralcogaming7674
      @ralcogaming7674 3 года назад +46

      In Springfield MO they had a sign up near an exit that said "last exit before drug checkpoint" that exit ramp went nowhere. It was literally unfinished and they just had 2 cops wait there. They caught ALOT of morons with it.

    • @marcohueber5130
      @marcohueber5130 2 года назад +6

      @@ralcogaming7674 Unbelievable how criminals fall for traps that couldn't be more obvious

    • @719Flowers
      @719Flowers 2 года назад

      Ages ago in Florida they offered to give back pounds of lost weed they found

    • @marcohueber5130
      @marcohueber5130 2 года назад +1

      @@719Flowers How many got caught in this obvious trap? More or less than a dozen?

    • @jonashelmke2564
      @jonashelmke2564 2 года назад

      Idiots, sure, but if your local PD has nothing better to do than run an elaborate ruse to catch drug USERS, your community must truly be paradise on earth.

  • @dakotajohnson4229
    @dakotajohnson4229 4 года назад +233

    I just signed up with Simply Safe and they're awesome. I payed just a little bit more and they even installed my Sentry gun and calibrated my Claymore Roombas

    • @noahjohnson4830
      @noahjohnson4830 3 года назад +2

      Loool

    • @rayleiynstuart9945
      @rayleiynstuart9945 2 года назад

      This comment is two fucking years old and only had one other comment and only 89 other likes. It’s underrated. 😭😭

    • @dakotajohnson4229
      @dakotajohnson4229 2 года назад +3

      @@rayleiynstuart9945 Ima keep it real witchu chief, I forgot about commenting this and had no clue it was doing well. I came back to it and laughed just as hard as when I wrote it.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 2 года назад

      I want Claymore Roombas now.

    • @rayleiynstuart9945
      @rayleiynstuart9945 2 года назад

      @@dakotajohnson4229 Mannn my fault just seen this, it should’ve blown up way more than it did homie 😂

  • @MothFable
    @MothFable 3 года назад +59

    2:50 bro imagine every person hired for the wedding suddenly pulls a gun and tells you to put your hands in the air as they are under arrest

    • @GatorBLKRFL4440
      @GatorBLKRFL4440 3 года назад +1

      I actually know the woman that was the bride and the man that was the groom

  • @defaultyboicraig9934
    @defaultyboicraig9934 4 года назад +841

    Girl:”wooooooooah”
    Cop:”your under arrest”

  • @NorthernS0utherer
    @NorthernS0utherer 4 года назад +49

    1:50 for the people who want to skip the ad for something that the lock picking lawyer disabled with a 5 dollar item off amazon

  • @ImAlrightITHINK
    @ImAlrightITHINK 3 года назад +723

    Okay seriously tho the whole walk into the room and act surprised cuz you're gonna be on tv and just won a free iPhone thing and then everyone laughs at her and arrests her is fucking priceless.

    • @chuuya9694
      @chuuya9694 3 года назад +51

      Top ten evilest ways to get arrested

    • @alternative7586
      @alternative7586 2 года назад +13

      Chaotic Good

    • @SgtKOnyx
      @SgtKOnyx 2 года назад +11

      @@bracelet4002 they had a warrant

    • @Hohepunkt
      @Hohepunkt 2 года назад

      @@SgtKOnyx for what bro

    • @SgtKOnyx
      @SgtKOnyx 2 года назад +6

      @@Hohepunkt The arrest of these individuals

  • @Inquisitor_Vex
    @Inquisitor_Vex 3 года назад +51

    “You are protected, Squirt!”
    “Meow?”
    “No, you’re protected.”

  • @texasred9112
    @texasred9112 4 года назад +207

    "It's all shits and giggles till some one giggles and shits" - Donut Operator

  • @blacklight8626
    @blacklight8626 3 года назад +72

    I really like how the SWAT used to wear those bdu uniforms with combat boots along with vests and just patrol caps and those cool looking helmets and ski masks back in 80s or 90s movies or even videos they would show for training
    Even if i didnt grow up during those times they do look awesome
    Awesome video

    • @mechamoto6102
      @mechamoto6102 2 года назад

      Balaclavas and MP5 . Rope on the vest along with flashbangs with the full size Beretta. 80’/90’s S.W.A.T uniforms were so badass. Back when Soldier of Fortune was in every grocery store letting you know if shit got bad you could go try your luck in the foreign legion

    • @OrthodoxPriest69
      @OrthodoxPriest69 Год назад

      It reminds me of c.s. 1.6

  • @gregoryvinson9299
    @gregoryvinson9299 4 года назад +231

    "How does the system work you say......shut up Squirt!" Best ad ever!

    • @the1savagebeast
      @the1savagebeast 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BlazeDuskdreamer
      @BlazeDuskdreamer 4 года назад

      He doesn't have the right cat is all. The one in my avatar pic (it's 42 yo) beat up a German Shepherd, two Dobermans and scared away at least two burglars that I know of. She thought she had to live up to the black cat horror movie stereotype but the picture is funny af. Imagine being a burglar only to encounter the cat from hell before you get very far. One ran so fast he dropped his keys. God, I miss her! Now she would take care of Church! Known fact. I couldn't let her run because she was so vicious but this cat would come around and tease her because she couldn't get through the window and went spastic wanting to get at him while the danged thing sat there and laughed. I got fed up with that cat annoying her and opened the door one day. That cat never returned!

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 года назад

      hi gregory. big daddy eight thoughtsssss

  • @nyxutama2597
    @nyxutama2597 3 года назад +11

    That ad was top tier

  • @WhosChaOtic132
    @WhosChaOtic132 4 года назад +322

    1940’s: Speed is legal
    Also 1940’s: Johnny smoked a marijuana cigarette and went insane

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 года назад

      sup reboot. big daddy eight thoughtsssss

    • @dublinoseven3279
      @dublinoseven3279 4 года назад

      He gots the Reefer Madness...

    • @WhosChaOtic132
      @WhosChaOtic132 4 года назад +1

      Jimmy De'Souza You’re right, it is. I’ve even experienced it. But the majority of the population doesn’t have a pre-existing mental condition that causes them to have a psychotic break if they smoke weed.

    • @WhosChaOtic132
      @WhosChaOtic132 4 года назад +1

      Jimmy De'Souza Again, not incorrect. My point is just that I find it hard to justify allowing legal amphetamines and opiates to be accessible to the population...While other less-toxic, less harmful alternatives have always been available. Just like marijuana could cause a psychotic episode, so could amphetamines, so could opiates. I think it’s fair to say that the government has been a little misleading with the framing of certain information.

    • @thelogiikalone200
      @thelogiikalone200 4 года назад +1

      @Jimmy De'Souza Yeah but so is Meth induced psychosis, which is even more likely to occur. Marijuana was still outlawed first and is Schedule I, while Meth is Schedule II and you can be prescribed it under brand name Desoxyn. Marijuana still cannot be prescribed for ANY reason.

  • @xraystudios3693
    @xraystudios3693 4 года назад +130

    Donut: "Squirt I need to proctect you, you are my second favorite son!"
    a few seconds later
    Squirt: Meo...
    Donut: "Shut up squirt!"

  • @ThatBiohazardGuy
    @ThatBiohazardGuy 4 года назад +48

    7:05 Look at that GLIZZY bro

  • @scottcody406
    @scottcody406 3 года назад +21

    FWPD was hiring several officers. We had 3500 applicants. Turns out during our prescreening background we found that 213 had outstanding warrants. We only sent invitations to the 213 to take a PAT test at THE POLICE STATION.
    Believe it or not, 210 of them showed up and sat in our basketball gym waiting to start. We called them back one by one to another room for “private interviews” and arrested every single one of them one at a time.
    Best day of my LEO career.

  • @TomasPabon
    @TomasPabon 4 года назад +105

    4:23 I mean, they ARE cops after all, sweet mustaches come with the gig

    • @deBrawnyo
      @deBrawnyo 4 года назад +3

      It's the part of the uniform

  • @jeremiahjeno
    @jeremiahjeno 4 года назад +161

    Be careful of Halloween candy my nephew found a 3rd Reich in his milky way

  • @tethryss5001
    @tethryss5001 3 года назад +16

    "Can I go outside?"
    "No, you're protected."
    "Oh....OK."
    Lol

  • @pooman-2000
    @pooman-2000 4 года назад +300

    Tattoo artist: "what do you want*
    Woman: "huh"
    Tattoo artist: "say no more"

  • @gsneff
    @gsneff 4 года назад +19

    When I was a cop you were considered a rookie until there was new policy written because of you. That guy who got policy after one day on the job would be a legend

  • @quepasta8547
    @quepasta8547 4 года назад +79

    “Oh no I’m being attacked by a Crip” he says while wearing a red bandana.

  • @natbb9
    @natbb9 Год назад +4

    I started watching your videos a couple weeks ago and have been binging hardcore. I even watch your commercial skits. But today was a new high -- I bought one of those simply safe door locks. Hey, thanks, dude. Thanks.

  • @SchizoHorrigan
    @SchizoHorrigan 3 года назад +147

    Son: dad dad!
    Donut: Shut up boy.
    Atreus: Father!
    Kratos: Shut up boy.

    • @Sly9192
      @Sly9192 3 года назад +5

      Same Energy

  • @methowl3675
    @methowl3675 4 года назад +116

    "And you're protected, squirt!"
    "Whaaaaaat?!!"
    "No you're protected."
    "Oh.."

  • @Tony36271
    @Tony36271 4 года назад +76

    “Let go of the keys.”
    “No they’re my keys.”

  • @oogabooga7824
    @oogabooga7824 3 года назад +8

    1:28 that was the cutest thing ever

  • @tulsa936
    @tulsa936 4 года назад +118

    “I’m being attacked by a crip!”

  • @dexxity2893
    @dexxity2893 4 года назад +251

    10:27 “Massatwoshits” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @michaelkujbus4327
      @michaelkujbus4327 4 года назад +1

      I have that problem with the word

    • @tribot_leader
      @tribot_leader 3 года назад +11

      He doesn't even try to say it correctly. He literally just says two shits

    • @zacharywindover9840
      @zacharywindover9840 3 года назад

      I thought I was the only one who called it that.

    • @chaseashton611
      @chaseashton611 3 года назад +6

      Massive - two - shits

    • @danielculver2209
      @danielculver2209 3 года назад +3

      @@chaseashton611 Massive poop sets

  • @dublinoseven3279
    @dublinoseven3279 4 года назад +453

    “Mexican Street Meat” should be a food truck.

    • @bho-lj1jk
      @bho-lj1jk 4 года назад +5

      Dublin O’Seven Carne de Calle . El Sabor de Mexico en tu boca.

    • @Tony36271
      @Tony36271 4 года назад +30

      Low budget porn

    • @bullmilk
      @bullmilk 4 года назад +2

      Mexican Bologna sounds more like prison slang than a drug epithet. 🤣

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 года назад +2

      hi dublin. big daddy eight thoughtsssss

    • @DYLANJJK94
      @DYLANJJK94 4 года назад

      Or a porn production name.....

  • @Willysmb44
    @Willysmb44 3 года назад +18

    That was a huge news story when it happened, I remember that guy in the tux very clearly from the news. I also remember hearing that'd happened several times. I had zero empathy for any of them, of course. Hey, it was cheaper than the OT hours in going to find them, and safer for everyone (far less likely for any shootings/injuries to take place during the busts)

  • @davemacdonald279
    @davemacdonald279 4 года назад +192

    I need to protect your my favorite son
    Real son: excuse me!?
    Donut: Squirt! i need to protect you too. Your my 2nd favroite son!
    Real son: what?
    Donut: Jones i need to protect you too your my 3rd favroite son
    Real son: dad?

    • @Stonecargo21
      @Stonecargo21 4 года назад +3

      Damn Jones sorry to hear ur his least fav son
      :(

    • @felixc.3444
      @felixc.3444 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @dbergerac9632
      @dbergerac9632 4 года назад +5

      Donut waters houseplant: "Does my favorite son want a drink?" Real son: ????

  • @gonun69
    @gonun69 4 года назад +201

    3:13 This dude couldn't pay child support and was looking for a better paying job. Perfect time to arrest him for not paying child support.

    • @arian4562
      @arian4562 4 года назад +49

      Gonun the child support system is broken and biased and also lol wtf

    • @yeethusthyfetus2648
      @yeethusthyfetus2648 4 года назад +25

      That's what I was thinking. That one kinda got me disappointed ngl

    • @Stonecargo21
      @Stonecargo21 4 года назад +10

      Also who divorced? Him or his wife? Sounded like she did

    • @scarecrow0774
      @scarecrow0774 4 года назад +5

      Yeethus Thy Fetus honestly same, like yeah we don’t know the background of it but just from seeing my uncle pay over a grand a month in child support, buying his children all their school supplies, clothes, and food, and then doing everything else for them i can say this system is fucked. idk how the mom has custody and was granted child support. she’s a crack head living in a trailer park home with 11 other people (half of which are children under the age of 6) and quit working the second he was put on child support

    • @Keithjustkeithwastaken
      @Keithjustkeithwastaken 4 года назад +1

      @@scarecrow0774 its because moms alone make weak kids so its just an easy way to fuck over men

  • @cobalt2361
    @cobalt2361 4 года назад +259

    I need a comprehensive tutorial on how to inject exactly one marijuana.

    • @hausser0815
      @hausser0815 4 года назад +27

      1. Take the dinglebob
      2. Smooth it out with a bunch of shleem (can be repurposed for later use)
      3. Push it trough the grumbo
      4. Rub the fleeb against it (important, bc of fleeb juice)
      5. Rub it
      6. Spit on it
      7.Cut the fleeb8. Rub the chumbles
      9.Shave away plubus and grumbo10. Enjoy

    • @alexjackson936
      @alexjackson936 4 года назад +5

      Hausser what about the shlami??

    • @hausser0815
      @hausser0815 4 года назад +4

      You dont really need one, it would just make it more potent. Wouldn't advice it on your first try, my friend used one for his first, and he got so stoned he bit of his own dick.

    • @codyblea3638
      @codyblea3638 4 года назад +6

      You don't want to start all hardcore with injection. You render the nug down with olive oil and pepper. Take that mix and drop the entire mix into your eyes. Half in one eye, half in the other.

    • @Prucix
      @Prucix 4 года назад

      cody blea smart

  • @alexcue6509
    @alexcue6509 3 года назад +16

    I heard about one back in the late 80s/ early 90s called the “GYS sweepstakes”. GYS was short for “got ya, sucker”.

  • @jonathanvincent1923
    @jonathanvincent1923 4 года назад +31

    1:28
    *MEEEEOW*
    "No! You're Protected!"

  • @madcowjr8728
    @madcowjr8728 4 года назад +342

    "50 cents a day!"
    You mean $15 or $16 a month depending on the month?

    • @laalaag2auntyayag776
      @laalaag2auntyayag776 4 года назад +56

      You mean some months have 32 days? 🤔 You gotta get a little smarter to be a good smart ass bro 🙄

    • @stevedowney4056
      @stevedowney4056 4 года назад +9

      LaaLaaG2AuntYaya G Every 4 years you have a $14 month

    • @oldbatwit5102
      @oldbatwit5102 4 года назад +3

      @@stevedowney4056 $14.50

    • @stevedowney4056
      @stevedowney4056 4 года назад +6

      Oldbatwit Ooops your right. That’s what happens when Mr Jack Daniels and I get on RUclips. 😂😂😂

    • @oldbatwit5102
      @oldbatwit5102 4 года назад +11

      @@stevedowney4056 My brother was born on the 29th of February so I usually had an excuse for not getting him a present.

  • @Frizzable
    @Frizzable 4 года назад +115

    lmaooo your son in the beginning

  • @koneeche
    @koneeche 2 года назад +6

    Honestly, if a sting happened against me like the one at 3:50, I'd have a good laugh out of it!
    I mean yeah, I'd still be in handcuffs, but at least I'd be treated to a good show!

  • @Gameang123acdc
    @Gameang123acdc 4 года назад +40

    - How about a date?
    - No thanks, I'm dead today.

  • @Scout-mp6wi
    @Scout-mp6wi 4 года назад +16

    When he said “and ur protected Squirt” Squirt was like “oooooooh”

  • @picax8398
    @picax8398 4 года назад +498

    That dad arrested for no child support thing was just cruel

    • @SI0AX
      @SI0AX 4 года назад +127

      Yeah and like many have argued before: He is sure gonna do a much better job of supporting his child in prison. I'd say that is prison logic.

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 4 года назад +130

      The guy was struggling. I normally am pro police for obvious reasons, but that was just cruel and counterproductive.

    • @joeyknight8272
      @joeyknight8272 4 года назад +6

      @@Mortablunt yep

    • @adamweaver8533
      @adamweaver8533 4 года назад +11

      When do you think the last time he saw his kids was

    • @notaprogrammer7970
      @notaprogrammer7970 4 года назад +13

      The police don't give a shit about anyone, they are only there to arrest the bad guy if they can find their dick long enough when it's not buried into some hooker, the supreme court even ruled saying that they are not obligated to protect anyone. So I'm not exactly sure why we even have them. It's not like their case solve rate is anything to brag about.

  • @mysteryneophyte
    @mysteryneophyte 2 года назад +1

    Should be called Simply some weirdo constantly watching you and your family while you're inside your home

  • @papacapra1908
    @papacapra1908 4 года назад +32

    “Pull it out. I wanna bite it” 😂

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube 4 года назад

      UGGH!!! NO! THAT WOULD FRICKIN HURT WHYD YOU LET HER BITE IT AAAAAHHH!!!!!!

    • @bladesmith5927
      @bladesmith5927 4 года назад +1

      The guy was probably like "aaaw yeeeah" untill she bit it.

  • @pavegray
    @pavegray 4 года назад +8

    My reports generally used the verbiage: "After multiple verbal attempts to gain compliance from subject and refusal thereof, guided said subject to the ground."
    You always guide them to the ground.
    Generally with a modified arm bar.

  • @darren2350
    @darren2350 3 года назад +3

    "EVERYONE'S UNDER ARREST" *funky music starts*

  • @ryanlevis7532
    @ryanlevis7532 4 года назад +136

    JEEVES I need to be able to protect you, you're my favorite son!
    John: EXCUSE ME
    #busted

    • @umplayful
      @umplayful 4 года назад +11

      Oh you watched the video too?

    • @claytonk.515
      @claytonk.515 4 года назад

      Spiral 😂😂😂

    • @spektral_yt
      @spektral_yt 4 года назад

      @@umplayful We all did Pepega Clap

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 года назад

      hola ryan. big daddy eight thoughtsssss

    • @ryanlevis7532
      @ryanlevis7532 4 года назад +1

      @@JODRecaps no I dont care about your SoundCloud, go away

  • @sunburntsilverado7665
    @sunburntsilverado7665 4 года назад +140

    I’m not even lying I was just watching yesterday’s video!!

  • @DangStank
    @DangStank 4 года назад +103

    Did anyone else think that “hi-teen” was some kind of pun for a minute?

  • @jammiemercer5761
    @jammiemercer5761 3 года назад +3

    I was laughing before the video even started 😂
    "No Squirt you're protected"

  • @johns9478
    @johns9478 4 года назад +69

    "Jazz Cabbage" I'm going to have to use that one my dude

    • @codyblea3638
      @codyblea3638 4 года назад

      I'm partial to Mexican mesquite.

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 года назад

      sup john. big daddy eight thoughtsss

    • @nicholaslee7937
      @nicholaslee7937 4 года назад

      giggle bush is much funnier imo

  • @esegueyjose7870
    @esegueyjose7870 4 года назад +272

    "youre my third favorite son"
    his actual son that wasnt first, second, or even third favorite: dad..

    • @zmarchal1699
      @zmarchal1699 4 года назад +16

      You know that feeling when you have to explain a joke...

    • @godomino5287
      @godomino5287 4 года назад +6

      Thank you for explaining what was happening. I did not understand the joke. I now understand and can enjoy this joke. Thank you

    • @nax2337
      @nax2337 4 года назад +1

      Gosh darnit, that was pretty good. If only Donut had thought of that joke!

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 года назад

      sup JJ. big daddy eight thoughtssss

    • @will-dd7ou
      @will-dd7ou 4 года назад

      JJ_SFL thanks dude, I couldn’t comprehend this and really needed help. Thank you JJ, very cool

  • @petewhitmore7668
    @petewhitmore7668 4 года назад +10

    0:46 *defendant* "but your honour he consented to me robbing his plants" *judge* "that shit don't wash with me boy" *defendant* "but I have proof"

  • @zacharybeck6275
    @zacharybeck6275 Год назад

    After years of frustratingly frequent advertising on every video I consume that with time just fills me with deep irritation somehow you manage to not only be not annoying in your ads but I find your in video advertisements delightful, thank you and your big beautiful stache (RIP) for being awesome =)

  • @akaku9
    @akaku9 4 года назад +18

    "its just gonna shove that arm thing
    down your mouth hole
    and rip your heart out"
    Pure poetry

  • @cammy4079
    @cammy4079 4 года назад +65

    we gonna ignore the “lo-fi for ghosts (only)” in his recently watch

  • @bourgeoisiemember6749
    @bourgeoisiemember6749 4 года назад +44

    Dog Bites Me:
    Gets dog nuttered:
    Me: you just got VECTORED

  • @creamchez6786
    @creamchez6786 2 года назад +1

    that sorrow "dad?" at the beginning had me dying 😆

  • @MrFIJIx
    @MrFIJIx 4 года назад +11

    Dude, your my favorite youtuber thank you for your service

  • @dELTA13579111315
    @dELTA13579111315 4 года назад +74

    "Eye'm brows-ing the comments"
    You thought we wouldn't catch that, but we did

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 года назад

      hola delta. big daddy eight htoughtsssss

  • @X2JV
    @X2JV 3 года назад +23

    You should use a sticker from a rival security company by your front door so thieves are trying to counter the wrong system.

  • @joshrupard1593
    @joshrupard1593 3 года назад +1

    "its all shits and giggles till someone giggles and shits" - Donut.
    this is priceless

  • @jamessigrist9272
    @jamessigrist9272 4 года назад +137

    I live in Louisiana and when I was in elementary school, I was sent to the office to hand something in for the teacher. While I was standing at the counter for the office a whole bunch of kids ran out of the building really fast and all of a sudden everybody had to be out of the building immediately. It turns out that a police officer, whose child was attending the school, reached into his backpack and pulled out a gun in front of his entire kindergarten class. The gun turned out to be the police officer's service pistol and the officer explained that hehad put the pistol in his child's backpack for safekeeping and forgot it was there.
    *Slow clap*

    • @Mothlord03
      @Mothlord03 4 года назад +6

      Fools protecting us. Typical

    • @daerdevvyl4314
      @daerdevvyl4314 4 года назад +19

      That’s pretty stupid on the part of the cop, but it’s also a stupid reason to evacuate the school. Was there any reason to believe anybody was going to be shot? No.
      When I was a kid, people used to sometimes bring rifles to school because they were going shooting after school. Nobody panicked, nobody screamed or ran. It’s just a frickin tool.

    • @obiwankenobi395
      @obiwankenobi395 3 года назад +4

      Bad cop bad cop

    • @ariesunleashed1434
      @ariesunleashed1434 3 года назад +2

      @daerdevvl well that might have been back then but with all of the shootings occurring and a child depending on how old they are not knowing how to operate a fire arm.

    • @goobcity
      @goobcity 2 года назад

      Mandatory IQ test for all cops

  • @TheBackpackingSailor
    @TheBackpackingSailor 4 года назад +221

    "Please steal these plants"
    Me: I'm gonna need an address please
    223 likes. nice

  • @London_J
    @London_J 4 года назад +6

    I loved how she was so confused and had no idea she had a warrant out for her arrest so she was clueless when the police officer told her she was under arrest she could have sworn it was a joke

  • @microcolonel
    @microcolonel 2 года назад

    I love how much fun they're having pulling the gameshow thing on that warrant; she did herself up all cute and everything.

  • @robertlaba6053
    @robertlaba6053 4 года назад +25

    You’re my favourite son.... DAD!!!!

  • @hasahasa4635
    @hasahasa4635 4 года назад +46

    hey, would you talk about the Florida PD shooting down UPS hostage situation? i'd like to see it from your perspective.

  • @uck7185
    @uck7185 3 года назад +22

    You know she’s mad when she says
    “WELL ALL THE NERVE”

  • @Daytruin
    @Daytruin 3 года назад

    i love that one episode where dude says whacker and it has been in videos ever since love it.

  • @jeyjey5741
    @jeyjey5741 4 года назад +14

    Here at Police Station Subs where "we only serve the finest cuts!"

    • @PIPER1084
      @PIPER1084 4 года назад +1

      As I'm scrolling I'm looking for these comments this one is a 7 out of 10 at most I think three locals also came up with it after this happened lol

  • @rezohn_ss3201
    @rezohn_ss3201 4 года назад +11

    “Putting glocks in children’s candy” . 😂😂😂😂

  • @wyattb8091
    @wyattb8091 4 года назад +38

    "Tactical Mustache" can we call it a tac stache?

  • @F32_PDX
    @F32_PDX Год назад

    Love when RUclips suggests oldies I haven't seen yet!!

  • @megamanbrandon
    @megamanbrandon 4 года назад +19

    DO: "You are protected Squirt!"
    S: "Myah!"
    DO: "No, you're protected!
    S: "Meh"

  • @jameswells554
    @jameswells554 4 года назад +48

    Donut: Make sure she has wide birthing hips.
    Narrator: Yeeeess, he'd enjoy that.
    Me: Dead

  • @arataarter8146
    @arataarter8146 4 года назад +7

    3:28
    The greatest trap the cops could have ever come up with. Mass and well deserved respect
    Bonus: OOF 100

  • @AldrickExGladius
    @AldrickExGladius Год назад +1

    5:25 Funny story. I got high and watched like 3 of these old "how to videos" from the 40s and 50s. It was this one, one about how women should wear make-up, and the other was about growing mens health.

  • @makinwaves8147
    @makinwaves8147 4 года назад +9

    9:03 “you son of a fish I’m in!”
    This is what my ears told me they have heard...

  • @jones2539
    @jones2539 4 года назад +27

    That moment when your security system is attacked using the “top” command.

  • @KingofPootis
    @KingofPootis 4 года назад +6

    1:28
    Donut: And you are protected squirt
    Squirt: I want outside
    Donut: NO your pRoTeCtEd

  • @wickedmuffin76
    @wickedmuffin76 3 года назад +1

    I saw one like this where they told the person they won a prize and would be picked up in a limo, the limo had a sign on the side that said: "J.L. Time (jail time) Limo Service"

  • @typlaysball5728
    @typlaysball5728 4 года назад +48

    I know I’m late but my college did this event that had “pot” in the title, everyone thought they were giving out weed and what not cause the RAs that we’re running it were known smokers but when we showed up it was a actual pot with dirt or something in it I forget. Extremely disappointed
    This was in Massachusetts btw
    Edit: It was a brownie inside a pot

    • @notaprogrammer7970
      @notaprogrammer7970 4 года назад +8

      So glad to know hard working peoples tax dollars funding your education so you can smoke pot in college.

    • @daemonvanmeir9697
      @daemonvanmeir9697 4 года назад +1

      the did the ol switcheroo

    • @daerdevvyl4314
      @daerdevvyl4314 4 года назад

      Did you try a brownie? It might have been a special recipe?

    • @Bloodfang152
      @Bloodfang152 4 года назад

      @@notaprogrammer7970 don’t act like you didn’t already know that, you’re just butthurt

    • @notaprogrammer7970
      @notaprogrammer7970 4 года назад

      @@Bloodfang152 if Protestant Christians stopped showing up for work the world would come to a screeching halt. We would be able to survive. Y’all wouldn’t.