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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator  4 года назад +368

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    • @glameow12345
      @glameow12345 4 года назад +7

      Monke

    • @Sekib_Nave
      @Sekib_Nave 4 года назад +1

      Good to see you donut, have a nice day

    • @DeflatedHorse
      @DeflatedHorse 4 года назад +1

      Monke man

    • @gotar5835
      @gotar5835 4 года назад

      You should have an Alt channel or a gaming channel or random channel that has the name “Coffee Operator”

    • @KevinJohn556
      @KevinJohn556 4 года назад

      I actually got it 3 weeks ago before I found your code and they had a special for this without the code. I love the service. Damn those are GTA time crime arrests in and out in 10 minutes like a fucking drive thru

  • @matthewsexton5490
    @matthewsexton5490 4 года назад +909

    Dijon was so determined to end up in jail. It just wasn't his night.

    • @petrikoivukangas
      @petrikoivukangas 4 года назад +44

      Should have tried to open a barber shop.

    • @shleemie1914
      @shleemie1914 4 года назад +5

      Lmao

    • @ianwalton284
      @ianwalton284 4 года назад +9

      California is the new Florida!!!

    • @exit13d
      @exit13d 4 года назад +10

      No 3 hots and a cot for you Dijon, go steal your own food and bed!

    • @eaglerider1826
      @eaglerider1826 4 года назад +10

      Dijon was overhear saying " C'mon man I just want a warm cot and 3 meals a day .

  • @Sheridantank
    @Sheridantank 4 года назад +841

    "Due to California's no bail policy" will be a meme greater than Florida man.

    • @phoenixrising2609
      @phoenixrising2609 4 года назад +16

      Oh dear God, let it be

    • @DavidReyes-qv7tu
      @DavidReyes-qv7tu 4 года назад +23

      New York has no bail reform too. Get ready for the shet show America

    • @spankthemonkey3437
      @spankthemonkey3437 4 года назад +12

      Think about it people if this virus was so bad it would have run rampant in prison

    • @kparkslpnful
      @kparkslpnful 4 года назад +7

      This is the worst decision California has made.... well other than electing pelosi and her fellow demonRATs that is

    • @josharntt
      @josharntt 4 года назад +3

      @@spankthemonkey3437 I'm not sure what your point is. But no, COVID-19 wouldn't be too rampant in prisons, the prisoners don't exactly come and go as they please, if there's no initial exposure to it they would be quite safe from it.

  • @cogandwalker263
    @cogandwalker263 4 года назад +876

    California: WE'RE GONNA PROTECT EVERYONE
    Also California: CRIMINALS MUST NOT BE TREATED LIKE CRIMINALS

    • @genoobtlp4424
      @genoobtlp4424 4 года назад +15

      I mean, there’s a nice correlation between treating criminals humane and them not reoffending... but that’s usually in a prison designed to teach you how to get out without the need to reoffend, not by letting you off the hook, having done nothing to improve your life except demonstrate that you can get away easy... a big reason you should understand the reason something works completely before copying as you might copy the wrong thing...

    • @Kourageify
      @Kourageify 4 года назад +15

      You know why that is, right? They are pushing for Felons to be able to vote, while also releasing small-time crimes. Living in California and watching it happen, they are trying to win the 'criminal' vote if it did pass.

    • @russetwolf13
      @russetwolf13 4 года назад +1

      @@genoobtlp4424 Fucking THIS!

    • @lasagnasux4934
      @lasagnasux4934 4 года назад +9

      Its crazy how you can go around victimizing people and its okay, but dont you dare walk outside

    • @Ryan_Harkin
      @Ryan_Harkin 4 года назад +5

      Was it NYC or CA that now calls them "legally challenged" or some shit like that?

  • @darthdoody5373
    @darthdoody5373 4 года назад +484

    Guess the toddler wasn’t ready for the Random Chimp Event.

    • @dopeasyola8992
      @dopeasyola8992 4 года назад +31

      Are we not gonna talk about why a monkey is riding a motorcycle 🤣🤣

    • @itchynutboohoo2777
      @itchynutboohoo2777 4 года назад +21

      Was the monkey trained to steal kids ? Pulls up on a motorcycle to nab ya kids

    • @williamsherman1089
      @williamsherman1089 4 года назад +11

      I can just picture that mother telling that kid when he gets older the story.........yeah when you were about a year old.................

    • @nicholashodges201
      @nicholashodges201 4 года назад +10

      @@williamsherman1089 and then showing the kid the newspaper when they don't believe it

    • @Raryrary
      @Raryrary 4 года назад +6

      ​@@dopeasyola8992 its an escaped monkey from a street performance group somewhere near that location. its very common here in indonesia

  • @RobinRobertsesq
    @RobinRobertsesq 4 года назад +941

    This "zero bail" policy is what inspires vigilantes.

    • @BrandMalone24
      @BrandMalone24 4 года назад +53

      Sure inspired Dijon

    • @lincolnmccallum8393
      @lincolnmccallum8393 4 года назад +11

      What even is zero bail?

    • @alexlevin3287
      @alexlevin3287 4 года назад +64

      Lincoln McCallum it’s basically california trying to keep corona numbers down so they set bail for most misdemeanor and low level felonies at zero.

    • @patrickpeters6016
      @patrickpeters6016 4 года назад +16

      Ny had it before corona🙄

    • @RobinRobertsesq
      @RobinRobertsesq 4 года назад +59

      @@lincolnmccallum8393 catch and release for criminals. It is A stupid policy and why crime is shooting higher in California and New York.

  • @uniqueeveryone
    @uniqueeveryone 4 года назад +378

    florida man's gonna have to defend his crown, california man is up and coming.

    • @woahcalmdown5039
      @woahcalmdown5039 4 года назад +14

      Cali is following our footsteps but florida will keep the title. trust.

    • @atriox7221
      @atriox7221 4 года назад +6

      Yeah he’s got a bit of competition, at least Australia man died out at this point so that’s one rival down

    • @MzNewYork80
      @MzNewYork80 4 года назад +6

      PICK THIS FIGHT UP, HBO. I WILL PAY.

    • @jimr5703
      @jimr5703 4 года назад +5

      Florida Woman has also been making waves. I think she trying to seduce Florida Man.
      Imagine all the fun in the coming decades if they breed...

    • @sethr.c1065
      @sethr.c1065 4 года назад +1

      RELEASE THE ALLIGATORS

  • @audiefortuna2093
    @audiefortuna2093 4 года назад +376

    They need to just start dropping these ‘zero bail’ offenders off in front of the nearest legislators house.

    • @carsondickerson5125
      @carsondickerson5125 4 года назад +18

      EXACTLY!! Especially that 3 time one, let him rob their house snd steal their car!

    • @SI0AX
      @SI0AX 4 года назад +4

      @@carsondickerson5125 I would have paid a gang member to break that dudes legs and save people a lot of problems.

    • @Bevo_Baker
      @Bevo_Baker 4 года назад +2

      I dig your style

    • @iforbach4003
      @iforbach4003 4 года назад +4

      This would be a good start.

    • @carsondickerson5125
      @carsondickerson5125 4 года назад +4

      @@SI0AX agreed! Im just glad I was born and raised in Alabama and I don't have to deal with stupid legislation.

  • @appalachiafishingclub
    @appalachiafishingclub 4 года назад +683

    Update: The monkey was apprehended and confessed to being a member of the notorious biker gang, Hells Primates.

    • @pokinte
      @pokinte 3 года назад +29

      Those Hells Primates have been terrorizing LA for years...

    • @willowisp415
      @willowisp415 3 года назад +8

      @@pokinte word is they've been in a gang war with the Chimpanzee Bikers of Glory

    • @kokujin5446
      @kokujin5446 3 года назад

      😂😂

    • @rachelking394
      @rachelking394 3 года назад +1

      Wow. I knew there was a story behind his actions!!

    • @drewwalston2039
      @drewwalston2039 2 года назад +6

      He was easy to catch, he had a tail on him.

  • @dannycap8809
    @dannycap8809 4 года назад +167

    “He looks like an SCP” I deadass just cry-laughed at that.

  • @BrightHornet936
    @BrightHornet936 4 года назад +417

    Me: Commits 7 war crimes* California: issues citation and releases me*

    • @phalanx3803
      @phalanx3803 4 года назад +34

      Law abiding citizen wants AR15 to protect his home, wife and children from bad people
      California : OH HELL NO! WE NEED MORE GUN CONTROL! look at Australia.
      Australia : a place with over the top gun control that wont let you have a bolt action if its looks to "assaulty" but the criminal's are still running around with guns.

    • @hammerandpickle7390
      @hammerandpickle7390 4 года назад +2

      @@phalanx3803 We don't have insane mass shootings every other Tuesday though and even so, gun crime in general is at a minimum.

    • @Goadenhomestead
      @Goadenhomestead 4 года назад +1

      But if you open and run a hair salon they will arrest you and keep you.

    • @carsonhammond6204
      @carsonhammond6204 4 года назад +9

      Hammer and Pickle that’s because your government already has you in their pocket. I’ve never liked conspiracy theory’s but why is that a lot of these mass shootings have had some really weird details come out after the fact. Like this one girl saying how she looked at the kid who was supposedly doing the shooting and said “haha we all thought this would be you”.... shortly after that the police found him with a “self inflicted gunshot wound to the head”. Yeah right! I wish I payed more attention to what shooting that was from but I think it’s all a ploy to make everyone think guns are bad and anybody who wants to own one is too, like Australia or the brits.

    • @BrightHornet936
      @BrightHornet936 4 года назад

      GooGooG'Joob lmao

  • @bwhip
    @bwhip 4 года назад +461

    California: zero bail policy
    Michigan: death penalty for driving motor boat

    • @proleaguer9535
      @proleaguer9535 4 года назад +10

      wait what are u serious about the death penalty why is that a problem to drive boat?

    • @Raj-df7wf
      @Raj-df7wf 4 года назад +41

      pro leaguer, the great boat war, it was ferocious there was a BOAT load of deaths

    • @socksman9968
      @socksman9968 4 года назад +22

      @@proleaguer9535 cuz the fire nation attacked, peace was never an option...

    • @DSiren
      @DSiren 4 года назад +7

      sounds like a lot of people lose their guns in freak boating accidents in Michigan...

    • @comunistubula4424
      @comunistubula4424 4 года назад +6

      @@proleaguer9535 Piracy is a serious matter, my dude...

  • @demicus
    @demicus 4 года назад +149

    Dudes with the melon heads: "Don't make me commit a melony!"

    • @BobbySmith222
      @BobbySmith222 4 года назад +2

      I love puns

    • @XILikeTrainsX
      @XILikeTrainsX 3 года назад +8

      Women with the melon heads: "Hey i'm Melonie and im about to commit a melony!"

  • @HappyHibouaqp
    @HappyHibouaqp 4 года назад +415

    monkey on a motorcycle STEALS BABY --- Me - "Gotta be clickbait right..?"
    NOPE.

    • @minicoopertn
      @minicoopertn 4 года назад +11

      One of the funniest videos I seen was a bunch of jungle soldiers (term used loosely) where one of them handed a fully loaded AK rifle to a monkey who walked up to them. The monkey pointed the gun a started firing at everything in sight in full auto while turning around. It was just dumb luck that none of the soldiers were hit with bullets.

    • @preestoon6203
      @preestoon6203 4 года назад +16

      minicoopertn hate to crap on your parade but I think I know what you’re talking about and it was faked

    • @corymoon2439
      @corymoon2439 4 года назад +13

      @@minicoopertn That was a promo for Rise of the Planet of the Apes. I don't even think it'd be right to say it's fake as it's just fiction for a movie. But it sure ain't real.

    • @adamada101
      @adamada101 4 года назад +1

      That monkey was on a rope

    • @RevvyF1Der
      @RevvyF1Der 4 года назад +1

      @@minicoopertn ruclips.net/video/kXcnlie9k8w/видео.html

  • @CodeEthos
    @CodeEthos 4 года назад +322

    Thank ya for mentioning the boys at LAFD. Two of the guys were on ventilators that night but thankfully were taken off of them for improving health. I wouldn't mind seeing you talk about on how arson investigators work with PD on a case. I think that would be a cool topic.

    • @nameless4360
      @nameless4360 4 года назад

      Hell yeah!

    • @eriksenactual
      @eriksenactual 4 года назад

      That would be an awesome topic

    • @emilyhofland8219
      @emilyhofland8219 4 года назад +1

      Jesus, I can't imagine how hot, or terrifying that was. And where do you go? I mean they should go away, of course. But every direction from that ladder, is into the fire!

    • @allaansnackbar4269
      @allaansnackbar4269 4 года назад

      Sic Semper Tyrannis 3rd degree burns
      www.google.com/amp/s/ktla.com/news/local-news/lafd-will-inspect-similar-businesses-after-downtown-explosion-to-ensure-firefighters-are-aware-of-increased-danger/amp/

    • @pb2959
      @pb2959 4 года назад +1

      @Sic Semper Tyrannis Not even going to look at the link because I've already seen too much. One of the guys had half his helmet melted off. Fire fighter helmet. Half gone.

  • @TBreezy17
    @TBreezy17 4 года назад +1380

    Got my Donut Operator sticker on my car and haven’t been pulled over since. Lol

    • @victorgraf1841
      @victorgraf1841 4 года назад +191

      So you drive lawfully... as we should drive

    • @samthehamn
      @samthehamn 4 года назад +15

      Lmao

    • @John-do6bd
      @John-do6bd 4 года назад +19

      Where do I buy one

    • @PhantomM16
      @PhantomM16 4 года назад +61

      Victor Graf, pull the stick out. The OP was joking.

    • @sunvol4503
      @sunvol4503 4 года назад +9

      Well yeah, police are bias as all hell

  • @thecityguy1657
    @thecityguy1657 4 года назад +181

    The LA times wrote an article trying to defend this law lmao

    • @meyakabrown795
      @meyakabrown795 3 года назад +5

      What a joke. 😒

    • @elavke5441
      @elavke5441 3 года назад +3

      There is no defense for this law.

    • @Ooh_PieceOfCandy
      @Ooh_PieceOfCandy 6 месяцев назад

      Three years later and drugs, crime, homelessness are exponentially worse here in California. I swear to god I'm surrounded by morons.

  • @eaglebearer
    @eaglebearer 4 года назад +331

    California with that no-bail policy is like real life GTA.

    • @death234xc5
      @death234xc5 4 года назад +5

      On my God your right

    • @aperson4826
      @aperson4826 4 года назад +27

      California laws are getting stupider by the minute. Same with NY. Do they want crime or something? What utterly moronic legislation.

    • @knobhead5756
      @knobhead5756 4 года назад +2

      In GTA they have bail bonds

    • @randomtj1791
      @randomtj1791 4 года назад +4

      GTA V makes a whole lot more sence now.......

    • @eidwsatan4100
      @eidwsatan4100 4 года назад +1

      LMFOAOAOAOA

  • @holycats8
    @holycats8 4 года назад +258

    California: wide open pursuit policy. "Chase the shit out of them, that's our thing".
    Also California: Once you catch them you can only issue a citation.

    • @official_pol2198
      @official_pol2198 4 года назад +10

      California is sin. What a trash state. Bet that is why so many people run from the cops when they're bored cause they can get away and go home.

    • @chrisk6101
      @chrisk6101 4 года назад +5

      @@official_pol2198 but damn it's makes for entertainment when shits boring , a bar would do 1/2 price drinks whenever a chase came on till the end of it

    • @bamnasitis
      @bamnasitis 4 года назад +1

      Straight lawlessness in CA. Honestly, not enough resources to deal with the criminals, but letting people go like this?!?!..breaking the odds in criminal favor all day long.

    • @concentratecorner1744
      @concentratecorner1744 4 года назад +2

      @@bamnasitis theyll still have to go to court etc soon, but theyre only booking violent offenders / crimes. So stuff thats non violent gets cited

    • @viliusesmontas1515
      @viliusesmontas1515 4 года назад

      i guess its more fun for cops then

  • @nikku1166
    @nikku1166 4 года назад +123

    damn, i live in California. sounds like i gotta get outside and do some shopping today. didn't even know i had a "get outta jail free" card on me.

    • @thomashenshallhydraxis
      @thomashenshallhydraxis 4 года назад +4

      Dude I shot out a car’s tire that was chasing me over here in kern county; no police, it’s kinda fun. Just the police are retracted due to weird CoVid laws, it’s like mad max in desert outside of LA.

    • @mabhodlelajj1195
      @mabhodlelajj1195 4 года назад +1

      well,it might be a different story for you,WHITE GUY.

    • @eireannach1630
      @eireannach1630 4 года назад +3

      Doesn't apply to white people

    • @Xtreme_Airgun_Slugs
      @Xtreme_Airgun_Slugs 4 года назад

      @@thomashenshallhydraxis You know Splinter from Kern county?

    • @nikku1166
      @nikku1166 4 года назад +3

      @@mabhodlelajj1195 who you calling white?, i'm like 1/32nd native american.

  • @thevendingmachine2740
    @thevendingmachine2740 4 года назад +173

    “I’ve always loved Tony Hawk, I would have his children.”
    -Donut

    • @kokujin5446
      @kokujin5446 3 года назад +3

      I would also like a slice

    • @jordan9604
      @jordan9604 Год назад +2

      I can't fathom someone saying anything else about Tony.

    • @PotatoChip4K
      @PotatoChip4K Год назад

      @@kokujin5446 lmao

  • @Bromastiff
    @Bromastiff 4 года назад +47

    "Welcome to California, you're already being robbed."

  • @tannerrubach3998
    @tannerrubach3998 4 года назад +44

    14:45
    Honestly Florida Man would probably turn himself in to get the $20,000

  • @MeetYourDarkSide
    @MeetYourDarkSide 4 года назад +95

    The LAFD footage looked insane. But those guys are officially some of the most badass looking people in the States to be coming out of an advancing inferno

    • @allaansnackbar4269
      @allaansnackbar4269 4 года назад +2

      Capt. Victor Aguirre, a father of two, was one the most severely injured in the explosive fire, according to Terrazas. The father of two suffered third-degree burns and tragically has lost the use of both of his hands.
      www.google.com/amp/s/ktla.com/news/local-news/lafd-will-inspect-similar-businesses-after-downtown-explosion-to-ensure-firefighters-are-aware-of-increased-danger/amp/

    • @AceOSpades717
      @AceOSpades717 4 года назад +1

      They must be pretty damn hot

  • @dubdi6985
    @dubdi6985 4 года назад +9

    I work in LA & I know most of those guys. They’re all really good people. That captain is well loved and clearly great being the last out to make sure all his guys were safe sustaining the most injuries. They are all recovering and thank God there were NO firefighter fatalities.

  • @mmatteo55
    @mmatteo55 4 года назад +50

    Dijon is getting back at the world for being named after mustard

  • @tmanoutdoors8277
    @tmanoutdoors8277 4 года назад +231

    The chimps are gathering hostages for the random chimp event

    • @FungalTox
      @FungalTox 4 года назад

      It will soon be upon us

    • @iimlazyy
      @iimlazyy 4 года назад

      They pimp chimping

    • @tmanoutdoors8277
      @tmanoutdoors8277 4 года назад

      MrStevonsky I know but I couldn’t resist memeing it

    • @joshuadominguez7109
      @joshuadominguez7109 4 года назад

      MrStevonsky they are spies for the chimps

  • @Tom-kt2cu
    @Tom-kt2cu 4 года назад +652

    Me: takes bath salts and eats someone
    California: here’s your citation sir, sorry for the inconvenience.

    • @femboyfoxfurry2603
      @femboyfoxfurry2603 4 года назад +7

      In California regardless of your income on certain crimes you don’t have to pay for bail. This was done because many people believe it’s unfair that only the wealthy can afford bail. The previous system sucked because already poor people lost their jobs for being in jail regardless of if they’re found guilty. The previous system also encouraged poor people to take plea deals even when they are innocent because they had to stay in jail until they went to court. What happened in the video was disgusting and clearly shows the law needs to improve. However the way this law is presented in this video without even an ounce of reasarch is kinda bad.

    • @JohnSmith-oe5rx
      @JohnSmith-oe5rx 4 года назад +26

      Femboy Fox Furry You’re hilarious for protecting this, the crimes have increased over the years because of this exact policy. Criminals just get a free card, and the excuse is “BUT JAIL BAD” Lmao

    • @PhantomM16
      @PhantomM16 4 года назад +14

      Femboy Fox Furry, maybe they shouldn’t do crimes then? 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @femboyfoxfurry2603
      @femboyfoxfurry2603 4 года назад +1

      Douglas MacArthur what are you talking about? This law was put in place less than a year ago?

    • @femboyfoxfurry2603
      @femboyfoxfurry2603 4 года назад +1

      David Ransom yes it has the potential to do that but it overwhelmingly allows people who are innocent to continue with their lives without having to worry about not being able to afford bail. Just to be clear people still have to go to court. They just get free bail. This allows the poor and wealthy equality under our legal system.

  • @LunaticDizzy
    @LunaticDizzy 4 года назад +43

    Donut, I like how you make the typical Cops Vs. Firefighter jokes that are stereotypical between the two professions. But when you show a video of them in danger and surviving, you give them props and love. More people need to be like that. To be able to poke fun and makes jokes, but know deep down inside, you really do care for them.

    • @jennh2096
      @jennh2096 2 года назад +1

      My dad was a FF for 32 years, always made jokes about cops, but taught me to love the police because he loved the police. They poke fun but when one needs the other, they are always there as fast as is possible and willing to go the extra mile.

  • @mr.aerodynamic761
    @mr.aerodynamic761 4 года назад +316

    Everyone: talking about how bad cali is
    Me: did he really just play everyone with that website link?

    • @concentratecorner1744
      @concentratecorner1744 4 года назад +5

      its true that theyre not booking non violent crimes i know someone who is a cop and chased a guy and took him to county just for him to be released(san diego) however violent crimes will be booked

    • @Randy_84
      @Randy_84 4 года назад +2

      This is a real thing.. it's fucking ridiculous. I've lived in California for 35 years.

    • @awdeveau
      @awdeveau 4 года назад +26

      What blows my mind is the people that have enough of this bs and end up moving to a different state like Texas and then continue to vote Democrat. Like they expect a different outcome. Insanity!

    • @fuckngreat8955
      @fuckngreat8955 4 года назад +2

      Nazi yoda

    • @jennifersignsoflife1375
      @jennifersignsoflife1375 4 года назад +1

      PLEASE don't believe all the hype you hear about ppl from/in Calif. The result of the majority of our policies & laws are from corrupt politicians who were "voted in" via the MASSIVE V0TER FRAUD that takes place here. It's dam near impossible to get any help bc we have no proof, we have no proof bc we have no help. We use "Black-Box" V0TlNG with machines made by GEORGE S0R0S, with GEM programming that uses fractal mathematics (there are several videos about this). MANY polling returns report b/t 110-155% results, while the NATIONAL AVERAGE IS 45-60%! Our V0TER R0LLS are FILLED with dead ppl, ppl who have moved, ppl who vote ONCE in person & then 3-4-5 TIMES MORE BY MAIL IN BALL0T. The very same cities that are suing the state for its Sanctuary Policy shielding Undoc. Immigrants are in districts/areas which flipped from Conservative Red seats to UBER-BLUE seats in 2016-2018. One area in LA alone was found going around to homeless ppl & having them fill out voter applications, then voting for THEM, 3-4-5 TIMES. We have PLENTY OF PPL who protest irl, but on Social Media it LOOKS LIKE we're VERY LIBERAL. WE ARE NOT!

  • @gabrieldenouden7301
    @gabrieldenouden7301 4 года назад +133

    Monkey tried to steal baby
    Due to California's no bail policy, he was given a citation

    • @darkapothecary4116
      @darkapothecary4116 4 года назад +1

      Probably would have eaten it if other child didn't go after him

    • @3ch1dna07
      @3ch1dna07 4 года назад

      My husband was wondering if he went back for the motorcycle!

    • @picklerick7953
      @picklerick7953 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @herrowin
      @herrowin Год назад

      dude does it not look like the money was being dragged? There's no way he got that much momentum while pulling that baby he doesn't even push off

  • @bacca4813
    @bacca4813 4 года назад +2401

    As a Californian, I would just like to say California is an absolute joke.
    Edit: Y'all, I'm not just talking about L.A., I'm talking about California as whole.

    • @knobhead5756
      @knobhead5756 4 года назад +21

      @Tom Nook am I still in debt

    • @themastertater420
      @themastertater420 4 года назад +11

      find milk jug..fill with gas......place clear marble in open top of jug...walk away............

    • @thomashenshallhydraxis
      @thomashenshallhydraxis 4 года назад +20

      But we get to shoot at each other and steal drugs; without police interference... California not as bad as it donut making it sound; just got to have some balls to shoot back. I am in kern and this is where the gangsters from LA dropped the bodies in desert.

    • @Mello_me
      @Mello_me 4 года назад +2

      Verified.

    • @tasteless7795
      @tasteless7795 4 года назад +61

      There is America, and then there is California

  • @ecmorgan69
    @ecmorgan69 4 года назад +10

    I'm glad you mentioned civil forfeiture regarding the drug buyers with $915,000. Even if they aren't a drug dealer, you don't want to get caught with $915,000 in your car by PD. That's how their department buys their next five high-end interceptors.

  • @mrapex9911
    @mrapex9911 4 года назад +52

    I will say I have noticed with nord VPN my children have finally stopped getting kidnapped by monkeys. Thanks bronut

  • @kyotra
    @kyotra 4 года назад +139

    Manatee Gang: "I'm tellin' ya, they'll pin it all on Florida Man! It's the perfect crime!"

    • @jonathanreyes9511
      @jonathanreyes9511 4 года назад

      70th like woohoo

    • @herrowin
      @herrowin Год назад

      dude does it not look like the money was being dragged? There's no way he got that much momentum while pulling that baby he doesn't even push off

  • @CPDheadstomp
    @CPDheadstomp 4 года назад +100

    I heard that two dolphins had dirt on Hillary.

    • @SpywareEverywhere
      @SpywareEverywhere 4 года назад +5

      dolphinus epsteinious

    • @HandleHandle123
      @HandleHandle123 4 года назад +1

      @colt450 And I guess everyone who hates Obama is racist and everyone who hates Hillary is sexist. What about the people who hate Trump? Do they get a special name? I guess you'd call them "normal" since everyone is supposed to have the same opinion in America (and that's your opinion)🤣🤣 some of you extreme democrat's make me laugh with how you think.

    • @Project153
      @Project153 4 года назад +7

      @@HandleHandle123 "The dolphins shot themselves by accident." Gee, I don't know about you but something seems off about that comment. Almost like its some sort of joke.

    • @PS-rr2jt
      @PS-rr2jt 4 года назад

      😂

  • @VRChance
    @VRChance 4 года назад +59

    Cops: Dijon we got you now.
    Dijon: enters cheat code and removes 5 star wanted level
    Cops: not again.....

    • @austinlatshaw1049
      @austinlatshaw1049 3 года назад

      jump punch left crouch punch right jump start button

  • @peppermintcatsass3141
    @peppermintcatsass3141 4 года назад +91

    Dijon was trying to scoop his women Hunny Mustard, she's a stripper.

    • @DereckLunar
      @DereckLunar 4 года назад

      I'm french and I approve this joke.

  • @jeremyhogg3216
    @jeremyhogg3216 4 года назад +59

    "You know who else wants to steal babies? The internet."
    LOL

    • @edawgplg7126
      @edawgplg7126 4 года назад +2

      Also the Clinton's, Hanks, Spielberg and the list goes on.

    • @rubberpicker
      @rubberpicker 4 года назад

      Why'd you add the LOL? Your absolutely right!!! But it's kinda not a lol situation.

  • @spikesponge7005
    @spikesponge7005 4 года назад +56

    "Florida man shoots and stabs dolphins"
    Jotaro: *I just wanna talk him*

    • @mrbait1004
      @mrbait1004 4 года назад

      @GlockWiseSB he is a marine biologist

  • @wavular
    @wavular 4 года назад +13

    2:26 His parents must REALLY love fine imported Mustard..

  • @seanspringer4494
    @seanspringer4494 4 года назад +168

    Monk: pulls up and tries to steal bby
    Mother: Oh cute monk on motor bike take me bby
    Old man: OI GET THE FOOK AWAY FROM BBY MOTOR MONK

    • @thenegotiator2845
      @thenegotiator2845 4 года назад +15

      Pure poetry

    • @CROPDUSTERB-52
      @CROPDUSTERB-52 3 года назад

      Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and died

    • @91myroc
      @91myroc 3 года назад

      Motor Monk 😂

    • @orbitaldummy8524
      @orbitaldummy8524 3 года назад +1

      the effort

    • @herrowin
      @herrowin Год назад

      dude does it not look like the money was being dragged? There's no way he got that much momentum while pulling that baby he doesn't even push off

  • @stufftime2333
    @stufftime2333 4 года назад +142

    "donut here. Look its a video!"

    • @fork148
      @fork148 4 года назад +4

      Unnecessary comment ...

    • @ogcaboom3234
      @ogcaboom3234 4 года назад +5

      "How crazy is that."

    • @alextilden9134
      @alextilden9134 4 года назад +3

      How crazy is that

    • @stufftime2333
      @stufftime2333 4 года назад +1

      @@fork148 Are we sure?

    • @fork148
      @fork148 4 года назад

      @@stufftime2333 very sure

  • @williambewley7948
    @williambewley7948 4 года назад +90

    “Who wants to be in California?” Not me, even tho I’ve lived here my whole life

    • @dankestvonmemen76288
      @dankestvonmemen76288 4 года назад +3

      I wanna leave too. Unfortunately I can't go to Texas my dream state. California has a 13% income tax while Texas has 0%.

    • @Itsachapel
      @Itsachapel 4 года назад

      William Bewley same

    • @mwalton9526
      @mwalton9526 4 года назад +5

      @@dankestvonmemen76288 If you do move to Texas, make sure you don't bring any of their polices with you.

    • @williambewley7948
      @williambewley7948 4 года назад +2

      mwalton I’m only 17 right now, and I’m planning to move to Dallas after I finish high school, and yeah I know that Dallas has a lot of libtards, but I’m sure it’s much less than San Diego, which is where I am rn

    • @J_3564
      @J_3564 4 года назад

      El Filipino de Cebu Oh come on are you really gonna say ARIZONA is better than California?

  • @theKRB93
    @theKRB93 3 года назад +7

    3:57 you forgot to include his final offense: being named after a condiment

  • @pacman4089
    @pacman4089 4 года назад +56

    Florida: yeah I'm the weirdest dumbest state
    California: hold my bear
    Newsom and Pelosi: why is everyone laughing at us

    • @emmamadison8538
      @emmamadison8538 4 года назад +8

      We have crazy ass criminals here in Florida but were smart enough to lock them up.

    • @ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451
      @ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451 4 года назад +3

      Black face newsom and ice cream vandit pelosi

    • @JediMasterBaiter
      @JediMasterBaiter 4 года назад

      That's it! *I'm* *moving!* Oh yeah, right. That thing.

  • @ImCedReacts
    @ImCedReacts 4 года назад +41

    When you're so early on a Donut vid there's still ads! Get the bag Donut!!

    • @2213DJ
      @2213DJ 4 года назад

      😂

  • @christianbh
    @christianbh 4 года назад +53

    I can understand wanting to improve the bail system so that it’s fairer to everyone. But how is making it so that someone can commit crime after crime with almost no punishment an improvement?

    • @qwertycomputer7871
      @qwertycomputer7871 4 года назад +16

      #criminallivesmatter
      You're racist if you don't agree with a completely blind belief on the internet

    • @SpywareEverywhere
      @SpywareEverywhere 4 года назад +10

      The idiots assume that everybody is deep down a decent person. They don't believe that some people are beyond hope.

    • @patrick8116
      @patrick8116 4 года назад +4

      A criminal record as long as your arm in one night with a minor slap on the wrist. What are we doing tonight brain? The same thing we do every night, rob the lawful blind.

    • @Svenz0r
      @Svenz0r 4 года назад +5

      It's a temporary thing to keep jail pop down during COVID-19. They probably need to tweak it for repeat offenders tho.

    • @kyles280
      @kyles280 4 года назад +4

      It’s the liberal way. “he’s was good kid, he played sports in grade school”

  • @D1rt3nthu51ast
    @D1rt3nthu51ast 2 года назад +2

    the drug pigeon had a cute little backpack, glad to see that messenger pigeons are making a comeback

  • @andrewh.5298
    @andrewh.5298 4 года назад +69

    Glendora is next to where I live and everyone I know that lives in the area is ashamed they live in California

    • @FinalThunder228
      @FinalThunder228 4 года назад +6

      How the fuck does it say your comment was from 1 day ago when this was released less then 20-30 minutes ago?

    • @FireheartSamurai
      @FireheartSamurai 4 года назад +5

      Most of CA isn’t that bad but it’s mainly the city states like Los Angeles & San Francisco that fuck it up for the rest of the state.

    • @t3buron513
      @t3buron513 4 года назад +1

      @@FinalThunder228 people who support the channel via money probably get early access to videos

    • @FireheartSamurai
      @FireheartSamurai 4 года назад

      HypeRadioOfficial Donut has Patreon & his supporters see the videos like a day or say in advanced before it’s public on RUclips.

  • @andrewerskine4301
    @andrewerskine4301 4 года назад +17

    The monkey was just trying to finish what Harambe the gorilla started

    • @carl9022
      @carl9022 4 года назад

      It’s almost as if they’re taking advantage of the internet’s short term memory in preparation for the RCE.

  • @Eskii_NZL
    @Eskii_NZL 4 года назад +32

    Cops: arrest criminal
    Cali: your no longer a criminal qe gave you a citations

  • @Christ5306
    @Christ5306 4 года назад +6

    12:20 love that he's named zuko, love the reference to Avatar: The Last Airbender

  • @OllyJC
    @OllyJC 4 года назад +17

    Florida Man: "I acted in self defense. I thought they were sharks."

  • @DetectiveJones
    @DetectiveJones 4 года назад +17

    Zuko got strats
    Imagine hiding from police, you hear them enter the room followed by panting and the small pats on the ground as a dog searches the area one by one. You watch as his legs cross the adjacent stalls before stopping at yours, in a flash you see the feet quickly vanish, confused, you lean in to get a peek under the door considering the possibility you might have just gotten away, your arrogance has left your guard down as you hear growls from above you! With one quick glance up, the last thing you see is a K-9 lunging out of the sky to nom you.
    Respect Zuko...Fear Zuko, for nowhere is safe.

    • @williamsherman1089
      @williamsherman1089 4 года назад +1

      Then a monkey on a motorbike rides up and tries to steal your baby, and you tell yourself...........man my life is so boring, nothing ever happens around here!

  • @c.kirchhoefer
    @c.kirchhoefer 4 года назад +11

    I feel like the kid from the movie "room" when I leave California

  • @Tree_Dee
    @Tree_Dee 4 года назад +48

    I'm old enough to remember when criminals went out of their way, to NOT get the attention of the police.

  • @Creationeer
    @Creationeer 4 года назад +27

    Florida Man: So I get $20k if I tell you who killed the dolphins?
    Operator: Yes sir that is correct
    Florida Man: It was me, so is that coming by cheque?

  • @Umbreedon
    @Umbreedon 4 года назад +51

    mfw you can literally get away with everything for a ticket in California smh

    • @dracanisobsidian1613
      @dracanisobsidian1613 4 года назад +10

      Due to the no bail policy not paying your tickets literally gets you another ticket

    • @chrisoffutt8968
      @chrisoffutt8968 4 года назад

      Not quite everything but it's essentially a license to steal. They've still been cited and at some point will have to answer for their crimes, but the whole catch and release thing is clearly ineffective.

  • @summerstorm5652
    @summerstorm5652 3 года назад +5

    If birds start trafficking's drugs inside the US, we officially need cats with badges to take out the threat.

  • @butterflyknifekid1511
    @butterflyknifekid1511 4 года назад +17

    Whenever I get an ad on your channel I watch the whole thing out of respect.

  • @NuclearGrizzly
    @NuclearGrizzly 4 года назад +41

    "Monkey on a motorcycle STEALS BABY" I sentence I never thought I'd read.

    • @spooks196
      @spooks196 4 года назад +1

      Yet here we are, welcome to 2020 baby!! All downhill and fast from here.

    • @phoenixrising2609
      @phoenixrising2609 4 года назад +2

      Yep, only reason I clicked on the video

  • @voidsnakes281
    @voidsnakes281 4 года назад +30

    If a dog climbed over a stall to bite me I wouldn’t even be mad I’d be hurt but not mad

  • @innosocultado1240
    @innosocultado1240 3 года назад +4

    Damn, that clip in the beginning of the video hurts like hell... Good thing firefighter gear is as good as it is, or they would have been toast in a matter of seconds.. Brave mother lovers these LAFD guys. My best wishes I send you brothers.

  • @alexanderfielding4344
    @alexanderfielding4344 4 года назад +6

    Donut as someone who's father was a police officer here in South Australia for 40 years before passing away a couple years ago, I appreciate all you do. Even if your vids are more US targeted, still brings me joy to see some pro cop content. Love ya mate.

  • @judahmac1799
    @judahmac1799 4 года назад +56

    Early release squad represent!!!

  • @xtheawkwardpotatox9213
    @xtheawkwardpotatox9213 4 года назад +8

    14:22 "They got helmets on their heads, but I got a watermelon instead!".

  • @houndsofvalor
    @houndsofvalor Год назад +1

    When Dijon pulled up next to a police car and said “do you have any Gray Poupon?,” he was promptly arrested.

  • @mattmec85
    @mattmec85 4 года назад +54

    Of course, as curious as I am, I tried to navigate to "dirtymidgethos.com"
    ........totally epic 😂

    • @jameshobbs1954
      @jameshobbs1954 4 года назад +1

      I'm scared to click on that...
      Okay donut just rick rolling us thank god

    • @adrienruiz7700
      @adrienruiz7700 4 года назад +6

      For anyone scared to click it’s just a link to his RUclips account

    • @tylerchaney1533
      @tylerchaney1533 4 года назад

      I was disappointed....

  • @mikemorr100
    @mikemorr100 4 года назад +44

    2022, San Francisco California:
    "This is Dijons 8th murder today... Due to the California No-Bail Policy, he was issued a citation and move on his way."

    • @alecstrickland7182
      @alecstrickland7182 4 года назад +3

      Just so you know, the no-bail policy does not apply to a large variety of offenses, including violent felonies.

    • @mikemorr100
      @mikemorr100 4 года назад +6

      @@alecstrickland7182 yet

    • @alecstrickland7182
      @alecstrickland7182 4 года назад +1

      @@mikemorr100 lol ok doc

    • @femboyfoxfurry2603
      @femboyfoxfurry2603 4 года назад +2

      I really wish people like you would actually use critical thinking to think your selves with supporting evidence. This blatant caricature you allowed someone else to paint in your head truly showcases your lack of critical thinking. If you want to prove me wrong. Google why this law was passed. Doing so would allow you to clearly see the importance of this law and maybe how could be improved.

    • @christiangrant2931
      @christiangrant2931 4 года назад +1

      What if Dijon had been well off, in that case having a bail system would have done nothing and he still would have gone free, whereas if he was less well off then he would be rotting in jail, but instead of his crimes being the determining factor it would only be his inability to pay. I would rather a million Dijons go free even unjustly than have anyone locked in a steel cage against their will solely due to their inability to pay.

  • @FBurck
    @FBurck 4 года назад +8

    I can just picture pigeons dressed like Vatos with a bandana over their eyes

  • @Trump.2024.
    @Trump.2024. 3 года назад +1

    My younger brother is a firefighter so that’s crazy to watch..mad respect to you guys

  • @humerusSA
    @humerusSA 4 года назад +13

    14:24 You can go as far as to say that these guys comitted a. . .
    *melony*

    • @phalanx3803
      @phalanx3803 4 года назад +2

      that pun what fucking awful! I Love awful puns keep em coming.

  • @D0RYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    @D0RYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 4 года назад +10

    6:13 Those guys were doing the Pacific Standard Heist in GTA....

  • @nauhausnauhaus6068
    @nauhausnauhaus6068 4 года назад +13

    THAT STORY ABOUT THE HIGH MUSTANG DRIVER CRASHING INTO THAT HOUSE HAPPENED RIGHT DOWN THE STREET FROM ME!!

    • @M4A1_DELTA6
      @M4A1_DELTA6 4 года назад

      hahahaha thats the most epic dui story ever crashes x2 in the house with two diffrent cars 😂😂😂im in stiches , poor owner 🙈

  • @KravistDillonT
    @KravistDillonT 2 года назад +1

    Due to California’s No Bail Policy, the monkey was released with a citation for kidnap and legend has it he’s still grabbing babies even today.

  • @raypimienta7670
    @raypimienta7670 4 года назад +19

    Monkeys are known for stealing everything

    • @pav688
      @pav688 4 года назад +4

      That's racist! Speciest ... Someting I can bitch about.

    • @bho-lj1jk
      @bho-lj1jk 4 года назад

      Did monkey steal? Or trade monkeybike for child to play grind organ and train to dance?? Dance, funny tiny human, DANCE!!

  • @Wumbologist2442
    @Wumbologist2442 4 года назад +36

    Those guys who committed larceny were committing a melony

    • @mrpibb7781
      @mrpibb7781 4 года назад

      +1 sir.

    • @uoabigaillevey
      @uoabigaillevey 4 года назад

      @Aiden Fleury -- Crap LOL. I hadn't read the comments yet when I posted mine. I submit to your superior timing.

  • @lukesolsbery9760
    @lukesolsbery9760 4 года назад +7

    My hat is eternally off for those brave-assed firefighters!
    I know you like to occasionally take a dig at "hose draggers", but I thank you for sharing this. As well as the story of Mitch Lundgaard (the only time I've ever donated through go-fund-me was because of you and that video).
    Keep up the good work.

  • @quiquecruz2890
    @quiquecruz2890 2 года назад

    That K9 truly going above and beyond.

  • @novabeach11
    @novabeach11 4 года назад +8

    "Hey man we got a pig tail"
    "Aight bro we got this, pull over and dump the money it's weighing us down"

  • @Suma_Naide
    @Suma_Naide 4 года назад +11

    Florida when the local crocodile population dies : "Ight dolphins it is"

  • @faints2560
    @faints2560 4 года назад +6

    That dirtymidgetho thing had me for a second lmao

  • @sirshanksalot5258
    @sirshanksalot5258 3 года назад +1

    “Approximately one after after”

  • @Djungelskog69
    @Djungelskog69 4 года назад +6

    11:54 I didn’t know you were into SCP
    Great we got another member of the community

  • @kyotra
    @kyotra 4 года назад +68

    Progressives: Have rare idea that possesses actual merit.
    California: _Executes said idea in the worst manner possible._

  • @Code1776
    @Code1776 4 года назад +26

    California. “Don’t hurt us!”, but if you feel inclined to do so, then “Please hurt us!”. United 49 States of America

  • @fakeage8929
    @fakeage8929 Год назад

    How can anyone dislike these videos?
    I'm on a binge, and I love every one so far!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +12

    5:06
    "In 2015 prison guards in Costa Rica caught a pigeon carrying cocaine and cannabis n a zipped pouch"
    Thug life chose the pigeon

  • @user-pc1vj9cg1b
    @user-pc1vj9cg1b 4 года назад +63

    Donut: “You know who else likes stealing babies?”
    Me: “Joe Biden!”
    Donut: “The internet!”
    Me: “-oh”

  • @TK-nn8jd
    @TK-nn8jd 4 года назад +7

    As an Avatar TLA fan, I find the fact that the ninja-doggo was named Zuko more hilarious than it probably warrants.

  • @nickkriebel1884
    @nickkriebel1884 4 года назад +2

    The entire Dijion situation was hilarious😂😂😂

  • @unclecraka2974
    @unclecraka2974 4 года назад +83

    Damn I need to visit “dirtymidgethos.com” for research...

    • @DonutOperator
      @DonutOperator  4 года назад +36

      It's amazing

    • @jn1471
      @jn1471 4 года назад +7

      Donut Operator mad lad

    • @mr.radical7524
      @mr.radical7524 4 года назад

      oh

    • @Moustache-Gaming
      @Moustache-Gaming 4 года назад +2

      @@DonutOperator i just went to it. and to you sir i say "hey, no fair!" im sure you know what i mean :P

  • @alswann2702
    @alswann2702 4 года назад +6

    Word up that monkey's been cited and released multiple times in Cali.

  • @heyletsplaythis
    @heyletsplaythis 4 года назад +23

    Um, donut? DirtyMidgetHos .com??? Registered??
    😅😂🤣😭😭

  • @timstephens5893
    @timstephens5893 4 года назад

    My man representing Demolition Ranch. Go Team Demolitia and Team Donut Operator!

  • @3RAN7ON
    @3RAN7ON 4 года назад +14

    11:55 Secure. Contain. Protect.

  • @mostlyop
    @mostlyop 4 года назад +9

    "I love Tony Hawk, And I would have his children." - DonutOperator

  • @golvic1436
    @golvic1436 4 года назад +18

    Florida Man: stabs dolphins.
    Japanese Fisherman: :D

  • @foobag969
    @foobag969 4 года назад

    Hawks reply was gold