I just wish he'd be more mainstream... Ya gotta hate NOT having him front and center where his brilliant mind knows no bounds!! ...well, think about it Steve, and just get back to me?
My friend and I were once robbed at gunpoint in an alley. I showed the robber my empty wallet and pockets. Then I pulled a gun from my waistcoat and I held my friend up and took half of his money. Then I told the robber to go ahead and rob my friend while I waited down the street at the bar.
this whole thing was probably his funnest routine I've seen thanks so much for uploading it!
brooklyninja his special where he sits down next to a nymph who only likes Jewish cowboys is off the charts
Steven Wright is still one of the funniest comedians I’ve ever seen or listened to!😂😂😛
"Hey George, here's the $25 I owe you," ha ha.
I entered a clothing store: "Can I help you sir?" 'Yes, don't ask me any more questions'.
A genius..makes me proud to be human
Totally!
"gimme a small Coke in a large cup and fill it up the rest of the way."
Lost it. My sides are in orbit.
ha lol I can't stop laughing....
Dude! If you ever get back to earth we owe you a beer!
There's no more Humor as super hilarious as this ✌️
My favorite one-liners in the world: This guy, and Mitch Hedberg. If you know anyone else that does this style of comedy, please tell.
"I would explain it to you but your head would blow up" 😆🤣😂😅😁😁😁
Acid head comedy, surreal, comic genius , and really funny
Steven Wright:
Yours truly,
The guy on the couch.
last joke is amazing
love it. so sharp
Nonstop hilarity 😂
I complained to trades descriptions about RUclips videos. Haven't seen a single one with me in it
The best!
Genius
SW Legend
Two people got food poisoning today.
@ABW941 Hearse stopped
Gold!
he was hitchhiking and what stopped?
Hearse ... funeral homes use them.
thnk you (:
I had to play it twice to understand it too!
I came into the comments and didn't get the answer I was looking for.
Somebody already took the last one back in August
I've just gotta say:
These are PERFECT, y'all! Great finishing touches! Which I hope is okay to say... seeing as they're the 1ST ones I've read??
The answer is 14.
lol
funny guy
I just wish he'd be more mainstream... Ya gotta hate NOT having him front and center where his brilliant mind knows no bounds!! ...well, think about it Steve, and just get back to me?
He’s a peripheral visionary, the mainstream will never appreciate him. Be thankful you have the gift
42 people don't get cerebral comedy.
Best and robin
Pipe down Steven
Is his friend george, george costanza? Wright seems like a guy george Constanza would have as a friend.
No one in 2nd place!!
He was hitchhiking and what stopped?
A hearse. It's a car specially outfitted to carry a dead body in a coffin.
My friend and I were once robbed at gunpoint in an alley. I showed the robber my empty wallet and pockets. Then I pulled a gun from my waistcoat and I held my friend up and took half of his money. Then I told the robber to go ahead and rob my friend while I waited down the street at the bar.
What's your day job?
there's a pube on the soap
🤯😳🤡
🌬🎃👻👏🤟❤️
Great material, and that all he ever did. The same material.
sad..............
Choose Jesus Christ
One of a kind