0:52 the sound of kitten claws on fabric is one of my favorite kitty experiences. Plus how they smell. Plus how they use their voices to control every mammal in their vicinity.
nawww bro, i looove cats but i HATE the sound of that, it's like scratching a brick wall, but they're still adorable how thye just latch onto ur leg and climb up it
Yes, you just reminded me how good a kitten can smell. One of mine smelled like a flowering plant with a very light,sweet fragrance yet I knew she hadn't been out rolling in the grass or plants.
There's just something about kittens this age that you just don't get with other baby animals. Even at this tender age, they don't beg like puppies, they make demands. Not sure why but I find it incredibly adorable.
Bcoz cats have personality. And dogs are just plain dumb ugly animals. Esp the domesticated ones are the biggest beggars, no personality no brain just wanna bark like idiot. Owning a dog is like he becomes your owner, take the dumb animal to walk everyday, pick its poop, have random barks all day and weird kind of smell. Cats on the other hand sleep most of the time, and if they have to roam outside they are pretty independent, they can do it and come home safe. Also they bury their poop. And don't just chase every random person with ugly face and tounge out like dumshit dog
@@jiminlosthisjams8800 only thing dogs can be is headache for the owner and the neighbors after the puppy stage (which ends really fast) after that ugly dog becomes a liability. Idk who even pet this animal, it good to stay out of the house at the most, but keeping it as a baby like most of the world is doing these days is just BS. Dumb Westerners divorce and let the kids go astray but fight for the custody of the ugly dog, shows how stupid these ugly animal licking the owners face everyday has made the owners stupid.
@@MegaSahil009 Damn, relax. You really have some serious problem with dogs huh? I don't like them either, especially because they bark for everything. But even if u dislike them that much, no need to be that agressive, they are just animals...
What a cute kitty,published October 28,2015, he must look stunning now as a five year old. Is there any way to get a look at what he looks like October, 2020?
And then she bakes you a pie and you bite into it and see that it has fingers in it and then you look up and see her brandishing a knife gently saying "soon the pain will go away." No, she does seem like a nice lady.
Translation for those who is unable to speak cattish: "I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a LARGE soda."
@@Mrwednesday84 One of my cats actually figured out how to do it without hurting, at least until she hit young adulthood. Now she can't just because she is too heavy and big. (Still doesn't stop her from trying on occasion)
My kitten use to climb me all the time. Took him about a minute, but eventually he'd get all the way up and curl himself on my shoulder. When he was too tired to climb, he would just curl up on my foot
“Welcome to Burger King, may I take your order?” “Mew~!!” “That’s a number 6 with no tomatoes. Would you like to upgrade to a large for only .90 cents more?” “Mew~!!” “And what to drink?” “Mew~!!” “Your total is $12.99, please pull forward.” “Mew~!!”
Kitten: "I want to commit murder because I'm mad" Owner: "Would you like some soup, chicken and cream cheese with some milk?" Kitten: "Ok I guess that will have to be enough"
@@goober8069 Are we crayons now??? I'm neither yellow or black as they are colours in a box.. however I am melinated inside and out so I used what best represents me.. You're question seems pointed btw..
@@kahliaelijah devour means eat & unborn in this instance is referring to before being birthed which isn’t exactly accurate as chicken eggs that people eat are unfertilised but it’s not referring to the cat. The kitten does not want to eat kittens
The same thing happens with French Bulldogs, where their ears are around the same size throughout their life, which leads to puppies with ears they havent grown into yet
Lady: "What would you like to have for dinner?" Kitten: "I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." Lady: "You want some cream cheese?" Kitten: •sighs• "Fine!"
@@patronsaintofpoison Not kittens. When they get older it develops. That’s why they drink their mother’s milk or are bottle fed until that time is over.
Kitten: "Mother, I crave violence" Owner: "Aww would you like some cream cheese? Soup? Milk? What a good boy" Kitten: "ok fine" Did 15k people really like this comment? I'm glad we all enjoyed the kitten's dinner options 🤣
I love how when he wants dinner he's constantly meowing which cats mostly do in need of something, but when he climbed onto her he starts purring, which is a sign of happiness. i just love that so much
Ahh the baby kitten wanted the following orders: Small number 9 Number 6 with no dip. Small number 7 a number 45 (no cheese) Small soda drink. He is so cute😍
My old tabby got crushed in a stupid accident. I will never forgive myself. He was my greatest love. I couldn't eat for a really long time after it happened.
My old tabby got crushed in a stupid accident. I will never forgive myself. He was my greatest love. I couldn't eat for a really long time after it happened.
@@helenarichard I'm really sorry for your loss. I don't really know what else to say without sounding bad. Like, it's not your fault for example All I can hope is that somehow, you managed to recover from it. If not, I can help however you want me to
This is what I'm thinking of. I am heartbroken over the loss of my baby. He was the sweetest boy, and his little voice was like this little one's. Thank you for your post, I needed it. ❤️
"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." *“We serve food here, sir!”*
Funny thing is, thats diner lingo in order to save time and save space on paper. So Spongebob, knowing all of those words, has worked in a diner or has family who works/worked at a diner.
@@KOTEBANAROT the full order translation: Double Triple Bossy Deluxe: Double Triple = 6 patties, Bossy = all-beef, Deluxe = everything on it. On a raft: Toast in place of burger buns. 4x4: Previous 6 patties x 4 = 24 total patties, with another 24 slices of cheese. Animal style: Patties cooked in mustard, 24 layers of everything. Extra shingles: Extra toast, 2 per layer, 14 total. With a shimmy: Jelly spread on toast. And a squeeze: Orange juice to drink. Light axle grease: Light butter on the toast. Make it cry: Extra onions. Burn it: Patties are well-done. Let it swim: Extra special sauce.
Awwwwwwwww. ❤❤. Boris is beyond adorable 😍😍. Such a cutie and I'm in love. 😊 I love the way you talk to him too. Unbelievably precious. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE it!! Ty for sharing this. It really made me happy, and the best part is that it was first thing in the morning.
For some reason, I just can't help my brain from reading that last sentence in Severus Snape's voice, and it's just too funny 😂😂😂 Also the second last is very Malfoy-like now that I think of it XD
@empress maiko Harry Potter characters 🙃 If it helps you understand better Malfoy was a spoiled little teen brat with a rich mommy and daddy and Snape was an unpleasant uptight professor played by Alan Rickman. The first 30 seconds of each video below should be enough to give you an idea of how they spoke... ruclips.net/video/_5cx5sBpPqA/видео.html ruclips.net/video/CdVEg0YBUt4/видео.html
This lady has the nicest voice. Can we please have her do audiobook recordings of children's books or guided meditation or something? So soothing and pleasant! You can tell even the kitten enjoys hearing her speak.
Such a beautiful kitten. Last year I had to put down my cat of 14 years, and he was a long-haired orange cat like him. I still miss him. Never take them for granted, guys. Enjoy them and love them while you can.
@@karikim6905 Of course! She had her attitude, and she was the last of her family so it just fit! I was gonna name her Kirara at first but then I thought it was too cliché lol.
Lady: "What would you like? Some cream cheeeesee?" Kitten: "I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it and let it swim"
Cream Cheese? Chicken? Soup? Milk? -- Well, it's a little much on dairy, but I think Boris may be eating better than I am! Can we order from this menu too? :D Congrats to little Boris for having a good mama human who loves him, feeds him, and takes good care of him. Also, props for his climbing skills! :D
@Forrest Robles How interesting!! I'm the opposite. I sleep *better* if I have milk before bed. LOL! I love milk before bed; but I don't like _warm_ milk; that _would_ give me nightmares!!! 😂 I always found that idea so gross...so I tried it once. It's gross!!! LOL! (Just my opinion fwiw, of course - I know some people enjoy warm milk especially before bed; but I am NOT one of them. 😂 I only want MY milk *ice COLD* and I even put ice cubes in it too, sometimes, for that very reason, if it's not cold enough... 😋
I have one of those wee talkers I found a little orange feral kitten and he meowed so much when I rescued him and now two years later he is so silly and meows so much as though he is telling a story. Now I show him youtube bird shows and I will ask do you want to see birdy birdy and show him the remote and he takes his position in front of tv waiting for the birds to appear it is adorable.
I love him! But mama, you also have a very sweet, kind voice. He is so lucky to have you. I love when people talk to their animals with such gentleness and love! ❤️
@@Adenfall they can? They do? I’m not sure what you’re getting at. I just like the way she talks to the baby and wanted to give the mom a compliment too.
@@seraphdarknon I agree with everything in your comment, and I believe the reply was also in agreement, additionally asking why people can’t talk to one another with the same gentleness and love. ☺️
First word the kitten learned to say: "Yeah!"
Exactly
Yepppp
Probably was his favorite food and he didnt want to miss out so he said yeah
Goddamnit now I can't stop hearing "yeah!" instead of "meow!"
My cat's first word was 'No' and he said it frequently.
She remembered kitty’s entire order without a pen or paper, great waitress
Dora agrees
also made a great climbing post=easy transportation...provided pets and kisses.. above and beyond service, 10/5 Stars, would recommend to all kitties
Ya
She needs to serve the drinks 🍸first while preparing the meals.
That wasn't a waitress
I'm always amazed at how loud a tiny little kitten can be when they think they're starving
Also,they're not really sure how long a "meow" should be
kittens when they are mildly hungry be like
"When they think they are starving‘’😂 I have to agree because most of the time they aren't really starving
The doctor says I look malnurished, but I should not jump the queue!
Yet nobody bothers!
I'm always amazed at how loud human children can be, like they have no comprehension of the sensitivity of the human eardrum...
Boris is around 8 years old now. I am sobbing. He is such a good boy.
He's so fluffy
I am going to pet him. You cannot do anything.
@@revilsanjiani146 I wanna pet em too
im gonna buy him all the toys he wants >:)
I came across a picture of my kitten playing in a sm potted plant. The Plant is now a 10' palm...
Enjoy the time we have, you never know.
Imagine having the guts to yell "GIVE ME FOOD NOW" to a godzilla sized being
True. Lol.
When you're cute you can do that.
You mean like how infants do?
@brmbly true
Imagine Godzilla with a pet tiger caring for his little one just like this... 😇
I so love that he mostly quiets down once he’s climbed on you.
“I may not have dinner yet, but I do have Mama!”
SO CUTE!
😍
Awww
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And the purring 🥺🥺❤
His meows sound like a cross between a squeaky door and a “yeah!”. So cute!
That kitten better gets fead and healthy live 999999 years
I agree Completely.
@@Novristxch I think the kitten is 5 years old now. Sure hope the kitten lives longer! ^^
@@snarkiesparks kitten has imortalty
@@snarkiesparks and to this day the cat still sounds like that
This lady has such a comforting voice, am I the only one who thinks that...? No I'm sure there's others!
I AGREEEEEEEEEEE!!! she has a nice soothing voice. i wish she did asmr.
Absolutely! I felt Absolutely calm all throughout the video and the kittens meows helped too
Owner: **asks her kitten what he wants to eat**
The kitten the entire time: ᵞᴱᴬᴴᴴᴴ
Your profile pic matches this comment....
@@princesswanda1871 yeah
Lmao love your profile picture lol
@@princesswanda1871 𝕆𝕄𝔾 𝕤𝕠 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕕𝕠𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕠-
@@arnelsanchez794 Yeah lol
Owner: "What do you want, you want some milk?"
Boris: "ⁿʰʸᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉʰ"
The kitten is soo cute
oh my... That is even cuter than "yeah". "Nhyeah" is what I will hear now lol
NYEHEHEH
Boris is papyrus
Papyrus?
Papy?
"Some chickens? ALL the chickens???" Really tickles me lolol.
Thanks a lot dear friend for watching
Thanks a lot dear friend for watching
Thanks a lot dear friend for watching
Thanks a lot dear friend for watching
Thanks a lot dear friend for watching
0:52 the sound of kitten claws on fabric is one of my favorite kitty experiences. Plus how they smell. Plus how they use their voices to control every mammal in their vicinity.
nawww bro, i looove cats but i HATE the sound of that, it's like scratching a brick wall, but they're still adorable how thye just latch onto ur leg and climb up it
Yes, you just reminded me how good a kitten can smell. One of mine smelled like a flowering plant with a very light,sweet fragrance yet I knew she hadn't been out rolling in the grass or plants.
😂 omg
@@tiradeee😂
Had a kitten once that smelled like bacon. We hadn't cooked any bacon in the house in months, but the little guy smelled like bacon.
There's just something about kittens this age that you just don't get with other baby animals. Even at this tender age, they don't beg like puppies, they make demands. Not sure why but I find it incredibly adorable.
Bcoz cats have personality.
And dogs are just plain dumb ugly animals. Esp the domesticated ones are the biggest beggars, no personality no brain just wanna bark like idiot. Owning a dog is like he becomes your owner, take the dumb animal to walk everyday, pick its poop, have random barks all day and weird kind of smell.
Cats on the other hand sleep most of the time, and if they have to roam outside they are pretty independent, they can do it and come home safe. Also they bury their poop. And don't just chase every random person with ugly face and tounge out like dumshit dog
@@MegaSahil009
Neither animal is better than the other! Both cats and dogs make really great pets!
@@jiminlosthisjams8800 only thing dogs can be is headache for the owner and the neighbors after the puppy stage (which ends really fast) after that ugly dog becomes a liability. Idk who even pet this animal, it good to stay out of the house at the most, but keeping it as a baby like most of the world is doing these days is just BS.
Dumb Westerners divorce and let the kids go astray but fight for the custody of the ugly dog, shows how stupid these ugly animal licking the owners face everyday has made the owners stupid.
@@MegaSahil009 Damn, relax. You really have some serious problem with dogs huh? I don't like them either, especially because they bark for everything. But even if u dislike them that much, no need to be that agressive, they are just animals...
@@MegaSahil009
I love how you're liking your own replies
“What would you like for dinner?”
Boris: “Yes”
Da da, dada
5kg Halva, 3kg Semekichi and Igor is vrod
Vadim Blyat, he took all of the caviar!
What a cute kitty,published October 28,2015, he must look stunning now as a five year old. Is there any way to get a look at what he looks like October, 2020?
Right! 😂😂😂
Nothing sweeter than the sound of a happy kitty purring.
Thank you so much
@@ouaomar wat
I fall asleep to my cat purring 😐
@@donuts8776 Same
@@iloveyouso3660 omg are u dumb? he obviously meant Thank You So much
For one sweet kitty, he sure is vocal! Certainly sweet, and humble. Thanks, friend!
well there are the quiet kitty's and the talkative ones and that ones a talkative one🤣🤣
@@raven4k998 That's what I'm enjoying about this little guy, my friend.
I want the government to spend my tax money on completely necessary stuff like building a restaurant for this kitten.
better use than some of the crap in the COVID Aid package
😭😭😭
@@ChibiKami lololol right lolol :)
Nah, gotta rescue the billionaires from all the losses they've been taking
we sounds like idiots when we talk to babies.
Sounded like Boris wanted 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, 2 number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Big Smoke is that you?
More like 1 extra large a t t e n t i o n
naww bro he's more into that classy stuff
you forgot the number 7.
You forgot the number 7 im outraged
IT WAS SO CUTE WHEN HE CRAWLED UP HER LEG IM CRYING
AWWW THAT'S SO CUTE
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W H A T . DA F-
why did so many ppl even like this comment wtf 😭
@cream 0:40
Agree
Such polite customer, bet he tips really well.
The woman’s voice is very comforting she sounds like the sweet woman in movies who cooks lovely meals and her house smells like cookies and home.
Ngl she sounds a little like Snow White.
ikr
And then she bakes you a pie and you bite into it and see that it has fingers in it and then you look up and see her brandishing a knife gently saying "soon the pain will go away."
No, she does seem like a nice lady.
@@TheDinoman95 i like that.
Well, now I miss my grandma
The lady's voice is so pleasant and calming. Also, I would love a soup.
Oof
How about some chickens?
Simp
(Joke)
🥺
SIMP
Allow me to translate-
"I'd like a filet mignon, medium rare, with a baked potato on the side. Also, a bottle of your finest wine."
😂😂😂😂😂
"oh, and no butter - but extra béarnaise"
@@enarbea3200 bear what now
And a catnip cookie for dessert
Liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti...
Legend has it, Boris is still ordering meals to this day.
Not to be dramatic or anything but I would literally die for Boris
There was no part of that that was dramatic. Also same.
honestly same
Lol 😅💜
Drama queen 💜💜💜💜😊
As soon as I saw Boris I knew it was over for me
“Would you like some chickens?” “Yeah!!” “All of the chickens?” “Yeah!!!”
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Translation for those who is unable to speak cattish:
"I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a LARGE soda."
the Comment i've been looking for
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS
most of the time my cat is just saying "how about some fancy feast?" "that'd be nice...."
I knew this comment would be here somewhere xD
You were only supposed to feed the cat, CJ!
I speak kitten. This kitty is saying “FEED MEEEEE!!!!”😂
he sound like squeaking door so cute 😂
Yes 😍
He has complaints he's babies and need hugs
¿
Is that Chrollo’s mark on yoir forehead 😳
Jordan Jordan It is （╹◡╹）
"If the human won't give me food, I shall climb the human to reach the food"
Despite the fact that it hurts when they climb up you, I love it too much.
@@Mrwednesday84 One of my cats actually figured out how to do it without hurting, at least until she hit young adulthood. Now she can't just because she is too heavy and big. (Still doesn't stop her from trying on occasion)
“Climb the human and scream at its ear...!”
My kitten use to climb me all the time. Took him about a minute, but eventually he'd get all the way up and curl himself on my shoulder. When he was too tired to climb, he would just curl up on my foot
my lazy ass cats can't relate
"would you like some cream cheese??"
boris: *HD sqeaky door sound effect*
Lol. This comment is the 2nd best comment here so far
What a precious conversation this is. The kitten deserves this sweet woman, and the lady deserves this adorable baby! ❤
“Welcome to Burger King, may I take your order?”
“Mew~!!”
“That’s a number 6 with no tomatoes. Would you like to upgrade to a large for only .90 cents more?”
“Mew~!!”
“And what to drink?”
“Mew~!!”
“Your total is $12.99, please pull forward.”
“Mew~!!”
Basically the same joke as Detective Mittens from filmcow.
In a nutshell
"Please purr forward."
If I were the employee... ''The meal's on me, pal. Enjoy!''
@@Oniphire indeed
You sound like a Disney princess talking to her animal companion. I love it.
Someone should do an animated version of this
@• P i s c e s • oh no I haven't, but there are some very talented animators on yt I'm sure someone could do one
I know I love her
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I was going to say, she sounds like Snow White to me, when she was talking to the bluebird.
Who wouldn't melt at the sight of such a little creature.
Cats are amazing and so does GLR!
What about a small honey badger
An edgelord or other brand of asshole, most likely.
@LyfeGlyder Oh yeah? Well kittens make me happy when I'm sad and when I'm happy :)
Capitalists
The little purring at the end is so cute 😭💖
Kitten: "I want to commit murder because I'm mad"
Owner: "Would you like some soup, chicken and cream cheese with some milk?"
Kitten: "Ok I guess that will have to be enough"
Lmaoo so true
"You're not you when you're hungry."
Lmao
Fair enough 🥰
BYE-
💀
Kitten: "I require the Souls of the innocent."
Mom: "you want some cream cheese ?."
Kitten: "That works too i guess"
😂💀
Lol
I require the bloody faces of my stupid caregivers and their cries of agony thnx
How original.
"a bagel would also work; dare I say, two bagels"
Kitten meowing for dinner, meanwhile there's a whole-ass gang war going on in the background.
People fighting with their asses naked, right?? 🤣
@@pauljordan4452 no, he means the cats murdering each other in the background
Hahaha Exactly..
@Stella Lace *cAn I plEAsE gEt A wAfflE?*
@@randomsdaycores441 best comment
I just love people that treat animals with such love like u just did when u kissed that little kitten.
Kitten: “The emptiness continues to consume the entropy of this pathetic world we live in-“
Owner: “Milk?”
Kitten: “Yes please”
lmao
This was refreshing 😂😂👌🏿👌🏿 #QualityContent
@@goober8069 Are we crayons now??? I'm neither yellow or black as they are colours in a box.. however I am melinated inside and out so I used what best represents me.. You're question seems pointed btw..
@@goober8069 does it really matter? 🙄
@@goober8069 It was a bad joke then lol
*Kitten:* "I want to devour the unborns."
*Mom:* "You mean chicken eggs?"
*Kitten:* "Happily Meows."
Yessss
But kittens are newborns
@@kahliaelijah Unborns...like Not Born..just like chicken eggs
@@kahliaelijah devour means eat & unborn in this instance is referring to before being birthed which isn’t exactly accurate as chicken eggs that people eat are unfertilised but it’s not referring to the cat. The kitten does not want to eat kittens
@@itpaynesme not all.....
Love how kittens have oversized ears. Make them so Gremlin looking.
They just haven't _grown into_ their ears yet 😂😻❤
Mogwei not gremlin
Mogwai more like. Gremlins are the scaly reptile looking killers lol
The same thing happens with French Bulldogs, where their ears are around the same size throughout their life, which leads to puppies with ears they havent grown into yet
“Are you starving?”
“WOMAN, I’M DYING HERE, FEED ME.”
Lady: "What would you like to have for dinner?"
Kitten: "I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
Lady: "You want some cream cheese?"
Kitten: •sighs• "Fine!"
Lady: *we serve kitten foods here*
I've got it all ready for you Squidward - *GASP* ..bubble cat!!
What about animal biscuits
WhErES ThE PicKLeS
I love this comment thread
This woman has the kindest voice ever!
No one’s talking about how precious this woman is oh my goodness bless her she’s amazing✨
except literally everybody is.
Except cats are lactose intolerant
@@patronsaintofpoison Not kittens. When they get older it develops. That’s why they drink their mother’s milk or are bottle fed until that time is over.
@@patronsaintofpoison ig they're only intolerant for cow milk (because it has more fat i think)
i think shes joking@@patronsaintofpoison
Bless kitty's beautiful, fuzzy, and talkative self. Pawsitively purrecious.
Kitten: "Mother, I crave violence"
Owner: "Aww would you like some cream cheese? Soup? Milk? What a good boy"
Kitten: "ok fine"
Did 15k people really like this comment? I'm glad we all enjoyed the kitten's dinner options 🤣
LOL "Kitten Thinks of Nothing but Murder All Day"
lol
lmao
Like the Two Bagels Vine omg
Kitten be like "I'm gon slay ur ass mofo"
I love how when he wants dinner he's constantly meowing which cats mostly do in need of something, but when he climbed onto her he starts purring, which is a sign of happiness. i just love that so much
Actually kittens cry 24/7 for no real reason. As they get older, all that vocalizing narrows down to "feed me" and "hi."
It’s embarrassing to admit how many times I rewatched this video
I think this is only my sixth time. I should watch it more
Do not worry. No shame at all.
Not embarrassing.
You too?
I’m on my 2nd. First was last night,
This is my comfort video. Makes everything better.
Ahh the baby kitten wanted the following orders:
Small number 9
Number 6 with no dip.
Small number 7
a number 45 (no cheese)
Small soda drink.
He is so cute😍
Don't forget that the soda drink is diet
little smokey
All we had to do was follow the darn mouse CJ!
Small smoke
Smoke finally learning some portion control lol
Kitten: "Don't list your whole food inventory; just give me some food!"
He was climbing up to speak to the manager. She wasn’t taking his order fast enough. ☺️
she's like mam I would like a menu please.😁
😂
To be this adorable should be criminal.
Kitten: "Bestow upon me utter destruction, primate"
Owner: "Maybe some chicken?"
Kitten: "ok"
I want that lady to read me a bedtime story...so soothing!
😂 YES!
*The people who disliked were just mad that they died of adorableness.*
I disliked because i wanted to see the kitten with the big meal that he ordered
dislike from beyond the grave
I dislike ur comment
The people who dislike this gachatuber is a legend.
#hellofish You're even subscribed to dream lmfao.
Aww 🥰
So, when you’re that cute you can make all sorts of demands on your hooman.
"Do you want a cream cheese, a chicken or a milk?"
kitten: yeahhh
“Uhm, which one Boris?”
“yeahhh”
“That doesn’t answer my question, but okay I guess?”
i don't know why butthe fact that his name is Boris made the whole thing so much more adorable for me
cat: "i have become self aware and i thirst for murder"
owner: "what?"
cat: “meow"
Please feed Sweet Kitty Already!!!
POOR PIRANO In the game Borderlands 3, the character Fl4k says that in an echo recording found on Sanctuary.
I love that quote too 😂
😂😂😂😂
*become
@Sandra Swan There is 100? There are one?
This kitten is so adorable! It's so nice to see how much she loves Boris and vice versa. His purring sent me over the top! 😊❤
It’s not possible to ignore his cute little meows! THEY’RE SO CUTE IT HURTS 😭😭😭
FR😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😍😍😚
To anyone who’s reminded of their babies passed away or missing, I hope this video brings you some comfort. I’m so sorry for your loss 😥
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My old tabby got crushed in a stupid accident. I will never forgive myself. He was my greatest love. I couldn't eat for a really long time after it happened.
My old tabby got crushed in a stupid accident. I will never forgive myself. He was my greatest love. I couldn't eat for a really long time after it happened.
@@helenarichard I'm really sorry for your loss. I don't really know what else to say without sounding bad. Like, it's not your fault for example
All I can hope is that somehow, you managed to recover from it. If not, I can help however you want me to
This is what I'm thinking of. I am heartbroken over the loss of my baby. He was the sweetest boy, and his little voice was like this little one's. Thank you for your post, I needed it. ❤️
0:42 I remembered my passed away cat, climbs up my shorts, meowimg at me and wants a headpats. This hits me really hard.
I’m sorry for your loss my cat is no longer with us either :(
I am sorry for your loss. They are now playing cheerfully in heaven
So sorry about the cat 😢 he’s probably so cute..
My cat passed away during the pandemic. I miss cats. My dad is allergic unfortunately.
You gave that cat a good life. Bless you!
Naming a kitten Boris is so wild and hilarious.
I never get tired of seeing this little guy, with his sweet little voice, his giant ears, his poofy fur, and his little tail...
#talking_tom_dance very nice
"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
*“We serve food here, sir!”*
Funny thing is, thats diner lingo in order to save time and save space on paper. So Spongebob, knowing all of those words, has worked in a diner or has family who works/worked at a diner.
Jordan Pritchard so what does it really mean?
@@futasupastah ive seen it translated on a tumblr once. Don remember it tho. I think "make it cry" means adding onions or something
@@KOTEBANAROT the full order translation:
Double Triple Bossy Deluxe: Double Triple = 6 patties, Bossy = all-beef, Deluxe = everything on it.
On a raft: Toast in place of burger buns.
4x4: Previous 6 patties x 4 = 24 total patties, with another 24 slices of cheese.
Animal style: Patties cooked in mustard, 24 layers of everything.
Extra shingles: Extra toast, 2 per layer, 14 total.
With a shimmy: Jelly spread on toast.
And a squeeze: Orange juice to drink.
Light axle grease: Light butter on the toast.
Make it cry: Extra onions.
Burn it: Patties are well-done.
Let it swim: Extra special sauce.
@@dragonranger8456
I seriously hope someone makes that monstrosity and posts it online. I wanna see the burger tower!
I smiled through the entire video :). Boris is too cute and he has a pawsome foster mom!
Hey Love Meow
Gonna show us anymore feel good kitty videos
Awwwwwwwww. ❤❤. Boris is beyond adorable 😍😍. Such a cutie and I'm in love. 😊 I love the way you talk to him too. Unbelievably precious. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE it!! Ty for sharing this. It really made me happy, and the best part is that it was first thing in the morning.
"Mew"
"Mommy, i want food!"
"Mother, i demand dinner"
"Female Human, i am requesting you the regular nutritients needed to keep me alive"
When the light is running low
For some reason, I just can't help my brain from reading that last sentence in Severus Snape's voice, and it's just too funny 😂😂😂
Also the second last is very Malfoy-like now that I think of it XD
R/increasingly verbbose
@empress maiko Harry Potter characters 🙃
If it helps you understand better Malfoy was a spoiled little teen brat with a rich mommy and daddy and Snape was an unpleasant uptight professor played by Alan Rickman.
The first 30 seconds of each video below should be enough to give you an idea of how they spoke...
ruclips.net/video/_5cx5sBpPqA/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/CdVEg0YBUt4/видео.html
"Slave i demand to supply me with the required meat, plant based and dairy goods required to keep me in this world longer"
He’s saying “I want caviar, filet migńon and crem d’brûlée” but if you have some fried chicken or tuna, I’ll forgive you.”
*crème brûlée
You missed the diet coke
@@bacicinvatteneaca nobody cares
@@bacicinvatteneaca *creme fraische
@@iloveyouso3660 go ahead and flex your intentional privileged ignorance then
This lady has the nicest voice. Can we please have her do audiobook recordings of children's books or guided meditation or something?
So soothing and pleasant! You can tell even the kitten enjoys hearing her speak.
I was thinking something a little more adult related
Agree
Such a beautiful kitten.
Last year I had to put down my cat of 14 years, and he was a long-haired orange cat like him. I still miss him.
Never take them for granted, guys. Enjoy them and love them while you can.
“I read her will after she died and all it says is that everything goes to some dude named Boris-“
lady: what would you like?
Kitten: I would like the desolated souls of the living and the skulls of the innocent.
Lady: cream cheese?
I literally started crying when she climbed her leg omg I remember when my baby Sango could do that and now she's all grown up 😭😭😭
YOU NAMED HER SANGO??? 😭👌🏻
@@karikim6905 Of course! She had her attitude, and she was the last of her family so it just fit! I was gonna name her Kirara at first but then I thought it was too cliché lol.
@@steele_heart77 bruh mah heart 😭💕💕💕
@@karikim6905 Aw, thank you! 😭💖💖
@@steele_heart77 I hope you and her have a good life 🥺💕
I bet he's grown to be a big adorable baby over the years 😊
Nobody:
Kitten: *Set to vibrate*
This comment is really underrated XD
Plot twist: the kitten was actually demanding petting the whole time, not food.
Kitten: "the service in this place is terrible!! I demand to see the manager"
Human: awww so cute he wants milk.
*Hands owner card* K.K. (Karen Kitty)
Uh. Kitten? Okay, I'll show myself out
Im the 😸 😸 lawyer°!we are suing for more food, more kisses, and snuggles
This kitty is going to be very vocal when it grows up and I'm all for it
Lady: "What would you like? Some cream cheeeesee?"
Kitten: "I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it and let it swim"
Sir, we serve food here.
That was diner speak for food!! Lol. 😂😂
We serve f o o d here sir
@@codyhowell4543 haha
Spongebob reference lol
That one meow at 0:26. That's the cutest meow of all time ever, at least on YT. It sounds like he's agreeing.
Parents: The internet is a dangerous place!!
The internet:
Meow
Yeahhh!
@mio zuk ??
Unless its Facebook, bruh moment
This is just the 1% of internet 😌
He climbed up like, "Don't tell me what I want, just feed me now!" 😂
He's not ordering food, he is telling you how much he loves you❤🌹
Cream Cheese? Chicken? Soup? Milk? -- Well, it's a little much on dairy, but I think Boris may be eating better than I am! Can we order from this menu too? :D Congrats to little Boris for having a good mama human who loves him, feeds him, and takes good care of him. Also, props for his climbing skills! :D
Lactose free milk is ok!
@Forrest Robles How interesting!! I'm the opposite. I sleep *better* if I have milk before bed. LOL! I love milk before bed; but I don't like _warm_ milk; that _would_ give me nightmares!!! 😂 I always found that idea so gross...so I tried it once. It's gross!!! LOL! (Just my opinion fwiw, of course - I know some people enjoy warm milk especially before bed; but I am NOT one of them. 😂 I only want MY milk *ice COLD* and I even put ice cubes in it too, sometimes, for that very reason, if it's not cold enough... 😋
He is absolutely adorable. I melt every time I hear a kitten meow.
I would pay a thousand dollars if I can find a kitty like this that never grows up.
I have one of those wee talkers I found a little orange feral kitten and he meowed so much when I rescued him and now two years later he is so silly and meows so much as though he is telling a story. Now I show him youtube bird shows and I will ask do you want to see birdy birdy and show him the remote and he takes his position in front of tv waiting for the birds to appear it is adorable.
Aww. Souds like a great kitty with a good hooman to control
Ahem, as a human, I too, wish to see the "birdy birdy" show...
@@SanbaiSan Me too while sitting next to the cat💖
I love him! But mama, you also have a very sweet, kind voice. He is so lucky to have you. I love when people talk to their animals with such gentleness and love! ❤️
And why can't they do that to each other?
@@Adenfall they can? They do? I’m not sure what you’re getting at. I just like the way she talks to the baby and wanted to give the mom a compliment too.
@@seraphdarknon I agree with everything in your comment, and I believe the reply was also in agreement, additionally asking why people can’t talk to one another with the same gentleness and love. ☺️
She sounds like a fairy godmother, not gonna lie.
I do this with the spiders I bring in lol
His TAIL. HIS TAIL IS SO SMOL.
I love those lil stubby tails at that age...and the bellies.
Kittens are a gift to this world
Gotta love that implacable quality all kittens have, where they roar at you like they think they're about ten feet taller than they actually are.
That precious baby just lifted my spirits after a horrible day, thank you!
Looks scruffy and so old yet so young and clean. He’s adorable.
Здравствуйте. Рыженькое солнышко малюсенькое! Как сладко поёт! Пищит как игрушечный. Ну дайте же ему поесть скорее!