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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

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  • @bloodywankerwhoateahotdog3628
    @bloodywankerwhoateahotdog3628 3 года назад +49

    Story 1: dude got trickshotted
    Story 2: party mamals

  • @kirkjones9639
    @kirkjones9639 3 года назад +86

    At that range, any Marine rifleman will do. Getting the grenade on the fly, right over his head? That takes a scout/sniper.

    • @hojdoj3567
      @hojdoj3567 3 года назад +19

      "think fast chucklenuts"
      -scout fro tf2

    • @Djm95454
      @Djm95454 2 года назад +5

      @@hojdoj3567 (Note: Chucklenuts did indeed think fast)

  • @andythepanhead
    @andythepanhead 3 года назад +60

    Having known a few snipers in my time, at that range this story is not embellishment

    • @dantreadwell7421
      @dantreadwell7421 3 года назад +13

      Plinking the grenade as it's going out? If they on the ball, and at least some minor mag on the scope, and some luck, maybe. The pining down and taking them out that fast, easy. Especially if they are properly paired up to take shifts.

    • @9LiveEmpire
      @9LiveEmpire 3 года назад +5

      Where they called saeba or golgo? X3

  • @H3xx99
    @H3xx99 3 года назад +10

    Shooting the grenade the instant it leaves cover so that the explosion kills the thrower is a pretty strong "Fuck you" flex.

  • @derrickmiller9776
    @derrickmiller9776 3 года назад +55

    That sniper story was the best. I love conflicts that are decided by endurance.

  • @henrypaleveda7760
    @henrypaleveda7760 3 года назад +34

    deciding to sit back and enjoy the show is both the best thing to do for his safety, and his entertainment

  • @pedroarjona6996
    @pedroarjona6996 3 года назад +46

    Is nice to know that the squirrel is still in good health, I have missed it.

  • @9LiveEmpire
    @9LiveEmpire 3 года назад +30

    Damn the burning man on Mars ? Must be totally epic

    • @khaiwarrington4176
      @khaiwarrington4176 3 года назад +2

      We can't expect God to do all the work

    • @khaiwarrington4176
      @khaiwarrington4176 3 года назад +2

      So, I misunderstood the comment before listening to the story, I was thinking Burning Man as in Fallout New Vegas

    • @SH-qs7ee
      @SH-qs7ee Год назад +2

      Introdicing a Xenos to Burning man will either make them lifelong allies, or send them scuttling to the other side of the galaxy

  • @kalskirata42
    @kalskirata42 3 года назад +2

    1. You're in the sniper's sight, first kill tonight, time to die! You're in the bullet's way, White Death's claim! Say goodbye!
    2. Poor bastard probably had a retirement party when he had that catharsis

    • @seldonwright4345
      @seldonwright4345 Год назад +1

      Aanndd a Welcome to Retirement Village party ...

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 года назад +5

    Respect for Alto Stillheart, he fought well while grossly outmatched.

  • @muninrob
    @muninrob 3 года назад +16

    Coffee: check
    Soundtrack: Taales From Ouuter SPAAACE, check
    Initiate engram grind protocol Alpha

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +1

      nice , working on the full clear achievement?

    • @muninrob
      @muninrob 3 года назад +2

      @@AgroSquerril New season in destiny 2, and you are my current soundtrack for grinding event currency

  • @carlfromtheoc1788
    @carlfromtheoc1788 2 года назад +4

    1st one - poor little birdies probably did not know that humans take pride in staying awake for absurd periods of time, and that one of our ancient hunting techniques to to chase after and harass prey until it drops from exhaustion. 2nd one - poor xeno likely had never heard of frats, wetting down parties, and the glorious sounds of "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" or "I AM BEER-CULES!!!"

    • @MarrockV
      @MarrockV Месяц назад

      Oh man, I remember the last fire dept wet-down I went to years ago... well, I say remember... I remember getting there, getting my mug, and finding the beer truck... I don't remember much after that so it must have been a good party.

  • @gregorypryor7401
    @gregorypryor7401 Год назад +3

    If he ever finds out about the one, the only "WOODSTOCK" he will probably go into a coma! Show him the movie!

  • @kurtismiller9544
    @kurtismiller9544 3 года назад +10

    Grenade goes up, sniper says Pop, grenade goes Boom! Party on Wayne, Party on Garth! 🎇🎆👍👌🧨😝

  • @k0rf3on6
    @k0rf3on6 3 года назад +5

    THE SQUIRRELS MAY GO EXTINCT IF YOU GONNA KEEP EATING 'EM.

    • @aleisterlavey9716
      @aleisterlavey9716 3 года назад +2

      One deep fried squirrel in a bucket with biscuits and sweet tea please... and don't get short on gravy...

  • @Maeshalanadae
    @Maeshalanadae 11 месяцев назад

    “How, pray tell, did AN ENTIRE PLANET WIND UP IN A TOILET!?!”

  • @Falcon532.
    @Falcon532. 3 года назад +1

    Every damn time that squirrel thing gets me

    • @aaroncalvert3524
      @aaroncalvert3524 3 года назад

      How did the squirrel get in his throat

    • @k0rf3on6
      @k0rf3on6 3 года назад

      @@aaroncalvert3524 he tried to eat it

  • @canreymaster11
    @canreymaster11 3 года назад +5

    If an alien had done what the human sniper had, shooting one human in the leg and let it bleed out just to lure out the other human, people would hate that.

    • @KuroNvi
      @KuroNvi 3 года назад +1

      isn't that a military tactic though?

    • @canreymaster11
      @canreymaster11 3 года назад +1

      @@KuroNvi yeah but cause a human did it, good. Had alien done it to a human, bad.

    • @KuroNvi
      @KuroNvi 3 года назад

      Yeah.

    • @spudgamer6049
      @spudgamer6049 2 года назад +2

      Made me a bit uncomfortable. It is a tactic that has been used, but it is also one that has been frowned upon to one degree or another. Then again, in such a situation there are limited choices. Shoot em again, let em bleed out, convince the last guy to surrender somehow so the wounded can be treated, or let the last guy come out to drag them back to cover without shooting him. *shrug*

    • @sethgilcrist8088
      @sethgilcrist8088 2 года назад +2

      @@KuroNvi sure doesn't mean we like to use it.
      Or that when it's yes the one who uses it has a good ending.
      There was this one sniper that did it to the Russians
      So the Russians leveled the entire block he was in with artillery fire then dropped napalm over what was left and left it to burn for a day then ran it over with tanks just to be sure

  • @asurasyn
    @asurasyn 3 года назад +1

    Story #2: (Ahem!) Coachella.
    That is all.

  • @CaptainShield
    @CaptainShield 3 года назад +1

    Don't bother running, you'll just die tired.

  • @flaxtube322
    @flaxtube322 3 года назад

    Ave Imperator. Long live the fuzzy one.

  • @kingnothing8570
    @kingnothing8570 3 года назад +1

    ah yes my favorite angry squirrel talking about the patience of a sniper

  • @ti0039a340
    @ti0039a340 3 года назад +1

    note to self.
    if asked by a female to come have food after the party, JUST SAY NO,
    it often means she wants to mate with you

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 3 года назад

    For the human party animals.

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 3 года назад +2

    For the "AGRORITHM "

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад

      For the algorithm

    • @seldonwright4345
      @seldonwright4345 Год назад

      @@AgroSquerril uh uh uh! Argo as in squerril rythm for the nanites.
      KaBoom!

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 года назад +2

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @kyleduell2577
    @kyleduell2577 2 года назад +1

    i just found out about this channel 4 days ago... the wasted years😢

  • @KwaterbugBUTCHER
    @KwaterbugBUTCHER 4 месяца назад

    For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice! For the Squirrel 🐿

  • @justinsmith5870
    @justinsmith5870 11 месяцев назад

    [Redacted] got some base to it.

  • @Eramiserasmus
    @Eramiserasmus 3 года назад +2

    Ah, a relaxing day. WAIT, PLEASE NO! NANITE SWARMS, I'M ALREADY SUBSCRIBED!!!!!

    • @waterpicker
      @waterpicker 3 года назад +1

      Oh god they've taken up relgion!
      *chants of 'SOCKS FOR THE SOCK GOD' could be heard from all around.*

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +1

      almost like they have a mind of their own

    • @waterpicker
      @waterpicker 3 года назад +3

      @@AgroSquerril On another note. I have seen your response realized a good chant for the nanites would be infact this "SOCKS FOR THE SOCK GOD. LINT FOR THE LINT THRONE."

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад

      @@waterpicker lol

  • @maxxammax0
    @maxxammax0 3 года назад

    Laughs in 8 years bender of every weekend a party

  • @sydneydaum9204
    @sydneydaum9204 3 года назад +4

    good stories 👍

  • @macpurdy
    @macpurdy 3 года назад

    For the algorithm and the narrator.

  • @nos2342
    @nos2342 3 года назад

    To please the algorithm and pinky pie!

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 3 года назад +1

    For Andrew WK

  • @ihtfp01
    @ihtfp01 3 года назад

    No one goes to Burning man anymore, it's too crowded!

  • @Domicle
    @Domicle 3 года назад +1

    Nice

  • @Monster_Ink
    @Monster_Ink 3 года назад +1

    For the algorithm!

  • @eren1st542
    @eren1st542 3 года назад

    That was joke!!! FOR THE ALGORITHM

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 3 года назад +1

    neat

  • @verryberryman7655
    @verryberryman7655 3 года назад +1

    Nioce

  • @nk-rv1vj
    @nk-rv1vj 3 года назад

    For the algorithm

  • @nelkeranforgeworks7716
    @nelkeranforgeworks7716 3 года назад

    For the Algorithm

  • @Animewatcher5827
    @Animewatcher5827 3 года назад

    Hi

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 года назад +1

    F.A.S.

  • @walkswithantsbear6151
    @walkswithantsbear6151 3 года назад

    For the algorithm

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 года назад

    For the algorithm

  • @jimmycoyote74
    @jimmycoyote74 3 года назад

    For the algorithm

  • @reasonablehiccups4792
    @reasonablehiccups4792 3 года назад +2

    For the algorithm