A Name for Humanity by elspawno | Humans are space Orcs | HFY | TFOS1012

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024

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  • @D3vious113
    @D3vious113 3 года назад +191

    Aliens: We're gonna invade and take the human world!
    Humans: COWABUNGA IT IS :D
    Entire galaxy: Why do we all hear boss music?

    • @wr6676
      @wr6676 3 года назад +10

      The moment I saw this terraria moon lord boss music started playing in my head
      * correction *

    • @pfcblint3171
      @pfcblint3171 3 года назад +9

      When the Doom music kicks in..

    • @tachyon8317
      @tachyon8317 3 года назад +4

      @@pfcblint3171 *"Rip and Tear" intensifies*

    • @AnitaBlackmann
      @AnitaBlackmann 2 года назад +2

      I read chumbawamba and *Tubthumping intensified* in my head

  • @Sharkakaka
    @Sharkakaka 3 года назад +96

    Space elves try to stop the other species from declaring war against the humans(space orks) turns out the elves were right

    • @erikagehm2805
      @erikagehm2805 3 года назад +11

      Heed the warning of elves for they are wise and understand much. This quote is book worth.

    • @kezkriune
      @kezkriune 3 года назад +3

      I don’t wanna be that guy but it’s actually orcs*

    • @Sharkakaka
      @Sharkakaka 3 года назад +2

      @@kezkriune that's the thing, it's to sound more brutish, uncivilized etc... it was done on purpose. I knew it was orcs

    • @TheCaptNoname
      @TheCaptNoname 3 года назад +4

      @@kezkriune, it iz da orKz fer not kanfuzin' wit da orcaz, da killer whalez! 'tho wee eenjoy gut ol' krumpin' azvel

    • @draconex1
      @draconex1 3 года назад +5

      @@TheCaptNoname da humies here just don understan da proppa use of Talkin, it make me tink they don understan choppas or dakka

  • @zeehero7280
    @zeehero7280 3 года назад +3

    Aliens: Humans are fucked up man! Humans: Why thank you!

  • @dementededge3266
    @dementededge3266 3 года назад +5

    Is it just me, or do humans have an obsessive desire to square up to everything?

    • @dragonstorm0888
      @dragonstorm0888 3 года назад +1

      its how we made it this far, why not keep trying

  • @IRMentat
    @IRMentat 3 года назад +5

    Lucky for us they didn’t simply launch 4000 RKM at the Earth followed up by enough of a harvest-fleet that all the resources could simply be scooped up from the resulting debris field.

  • @joimumu
    @joimumu 6 месяцев назад

    It sounded like human were looking for any evidence to show mercy but only found one

  • @noppornwongrassamee8941
    @noppornwongrassamee8941 2 года назад +3

    Considering what words we use "human" as the root word for - humane, humanitarian, etc - I'd argue that "human" means "kindness". Which would be all kinds of ironic since whoever decided on what we call our species was clearly looking at us with rose colored glasses (I'm assuming some ivory tower academic). OTOH, we apparently let SOME of the alien species that decided to genocide us live - albeit as stone aged primitives - instead of totally wiping them out. I guess you could call that "kindness"?

  • @ShiroNekoDen
    @ShiroNekoDen 3 года назад +1

    I love how agro uses the irish version of fuck to get past demonitization

  • @strongsmith1897
    @strongsmith1897 2 года назад

    Human actually has a meaning though beyond our species. It means to be mortal, fallible, and flawed.

  • @chrisdufresne9359
    @chrisdufresne9359 2 года назад

    Never attack Mother Earth, her children will always protect her from outside invasion.

  • @515161
    @515161 3 года назад +5

    Homosapien/thinkingman

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 года назад

    Bless the Squerril

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 года назад +2

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @ironworksdragon6843
    @ironworksdragon6843 3 года назад

    Borben the draggy

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 3 года назад +1

    Greetings Mentlegent!
    For the Rhythm that is Algo
    Aye, we;re a bunch of fuckers!

  • @bfatsoo6132
    @bfatsoo6132 3 года назад +5

    Comment commented comment, Commented

  • @Liethen
    @Liethen 3 года назад +1

    Etymologically human means Earthling or Dirt-Creature

  • @kurtismiller9544
    @kurtismiller9544 3 года назад

    For the Algorithm and Agro

  • @edongashi9489
    @edongashi9489 3 года назад

    Millions of their casualties war from dogs what's hilarious about $2 chihuahua what's the leader of a pack the dogs are actually killed all these element

  • @matthewklestinski7030
    @matthewklestinski7030 3 года назад +188

    That's probably the best fighting-name granted by aliens to Humans. So very applicable, so flexible and versatile a term. Also has the benefit of being instantly recognizable.

    • @alexisgrunden1556
      @alexisgrunden1556 3 года назад +29

      Alien: Ah, f*&k!!
      Every human in the room: Yes?
      Alien: No; sorry. Just screwed up on something, is all~

    • @USS_Grey_Ghost
      @USS_Grey_Ghost Год назад +3

      We are the fuck ups because we fuck things up lol

  • @johntaco861
    @johntaco861 3 года назад +60

    This is basically this story summed up
    Humans: “oh hey aliens exist...Ah damnit they’re invading us.”
    “Well the outer defenses fell but these fuckers are easy to kill. This is gonna be easy!”
    “...Those bastards nuked us...Fuck it, Genocide it is.”

  • @ladymecha8718
    @ladymecha8718 3 года назад +160

    I hate to say this, but I think the humans kept the Kaiet in this story… for adult fun.

    • @Mad_Overseer
      @Mad_Overseer 3 года назад +44

      The kaieet should be a race like Space Elves or something like that and I should say that Elves are in the top3 or 5(depends of your likes) of races that humans would like to fuck + them wanting to avoid the war so it was no surprise that we would be veryyy understanding of their situation

    • @Mr_Jester980
      @Mr_Jester980 3 года назад

      😳😳😳

    • @erushi5503
      @erushi5503 3 года назад +6

      @@Mad_Overseer goblin slayer flashbacks

  • @beave200
    @beave200 3 года назад +86

    It never stops amazing me how well a lot of these stories are written. Hell im a published author and still struggle to get peoples interest. But all these snippets of the future are so well done. Lets give these authors more credit as well as the narrator.

  • @redraptorx1066
    @redraptorx1066 3 года назад +45

    Kaiet: them seem nice, i think we should not start a war with them.
    other aliens: IT'S TIME FOR WAR!
    humans: I'M READY! *proceed to utterly destroy everything but the Kaiet* WHO'S NEXT!?

    • @vrcommandoata5403
      @vrcommandoata5403 2 года назад +1

      So you're saying humanity Emile without the 2nd sneaky-boy Elite...that checks out.

  • @BrunoMaricFromZagreb
    @BrunoMaricFromZagreb 3 года назад +90

    Goddamn the universe is stupid...
    "Hey,this guy is way stronger than me,armed & armored like hell & has a team to back him up...
    I'm GONNA TRY KILLING HIM!" -Spoken like a true Skyrim NPC.
    Also I think "determined" defines our history & species a lot better than "fucked up"

    • @shinraset
      @shinraset 3 года назад +15

      True although you do have to admit we're enough of a bag of crazy that the other term fits well too. As annoying as it is.
      So if I were to give humanity a defined name "the enduring ones" would be what the definition of the name is because we humans put up with a lot of stuff way more than other races would or at least seem to in this story.

    • @BrunoMaricFromZagreb
      @BrunoMaricFromZagreb 3 года назад +10

      @@shinraset I was gonna go for that one too but thought "nah too cliche".
      Also the only reason we're crazy is cause we have differences & fluctuations much like the rest of life.And the only reason we have differences is that unlike someone like the Borg or Vulcan or Klingon we realised genocide over petty things is stupid & stopped,meanwhile all xenos are homogenous.

    • @vrcommandoata5403
      @vrcommandoata5403 2 года назад

      @@BrunoMaricFromZagreb How 'bout both: The Enduring Fuckers.

  • @amorphoussolid8512
    @amorphoussolid8512 3 года назад +46

    A; I like and am totally fine with the term. It's accurate and funny.
    B; I much prefer friends, we can drink and laugh together, but killing something that's pretty and harmless is just pointless. Hell, I let little apex predators draw blood with nothing but a smile in response. There is however a certain problem I have with folk killing those I claim as my own (be warned; this list is expanding and includes constructs).

  • @joshuahodgkinson1580
    @joshuahodgkinson1580 3 года назад +28

    *Aliens invade bent on genocide
    *humans- "jokes on you I'm into that shit"
    *skyrim theme begins to play

    • @tachyon8317
      @tachyon8317 3 года назад +3

      Aliens - "I sentence you to genocide!"
      Hoo-mons - "First time?"

  • @MrGoesBoom
    @MrGoesBoom 3 года назад +31

    Human is just easier to say than Homo Sapiens Sapien ( which basically means thinking ape or thinking man iirc )

    • @TheLastGarou
      @TheLastGarou 3 года назад +4

      "Tool-using Man" I believe.

    • @asurasyn
      @asurasyn 3 года назад +4

      "Wise man".

    • @imjang2430
      @imjang2430 3 года назад

      "thinking thinking man/ape?"

    • @brianroberts783
      @brianroberts783 3 года назад +2

      Technically, Homo sapiens sapiens means "wise wise man"

    • @FactoryofRedstone
      @FactoryofRedstone 3 года назад

      homo means human. You can also translate it as "man", but only "man" in the sense of the species human and not as the male of that species. That would be "vir".
      "sapiens" means wise and knowing.
      Homo does not mean ape. Homo is used in taxonomy to show that we count that species to the human genome and not to the other great apes.
      Even though homo sapiens sapiens is the only homo alive today you still call the other members of the homo genus human. For example the famed homo neanderthals. You would still say that's a human.

  • @bryanengland2466
    @bryanengland2466 3 года назад +15

    Now we are going to sound like the smurfs. Smurf this smurfing peace of crap. What the smurf are you looking at. Ha ha 😂 🤣

  • @mr.e6289
    @mr.e6289 3 года назад +31

    hmm lost 3 billion people in a week.... and then pokes the bear again, great idea

    • @beingsneaky
      @beingsneaky 3 года назад +6

      Ikr??? If they had not bombarded earth I think the human would have been more compassionate.

    • @efraim3364
      @efraim3364 3 года назад +2

      did they land in Australia?

    • @tachyon8317
      @tachyon8317 3 года назад

      @@efraim3364 Gods help those that did. If they all did, we would've sat back, sipped Mai-Tai's, and let nature take its course. I would've especially laughed when the found the gimpy-gimpy(spelling) plant

    • @incarnation6664
      @incarnation6664 2 года назад

      I wonder if 3 billion is just a hundred for them. They probably have a enormous amount of population huh

  • @KroMagnum4
    @KroMagnum4 3 года назад +13

    Battle porcupine!

  • @Mr_Jester980
    @Mr_Jester980 3 года назад +8

    Ah yes, another story where we humans are the honey badgers of the universe.

  • @henrypaleveda7760
    @henrypaleveda7760 3 года назад +15

    baffled brandybucks bickering between breakfasts

  • @ComfortsSpecter
    @ComfortsSpecter 3 года назад +21

    Another really great excuse to vegetate till 6 in the morning on content

  • @halempyrion4406
    @halempyrion4406 3 года назад +3

    10,000 atom bombs, half a fleet gone... Dear God we should have just used all of them then.

  • @tomhchappell
    @tomhchappell 2 года назад +2

    According to NASA, Earth is about 15% as massive as the upper limit for a world where intelligent life could arise. (Or maybe I mean “Civilization”?). So saying Earth has high gravity is - probably - not that realistic.
    But I like these stories, so I’m willingly suspending my disbelief. Besides, we won’t really know whether NASA’s speculations are actually facts, until we meet a few spacefaring species.

  • @royalroses123
    @royalroses123 3 года назад +1

    Interviewer: And how would you describe yourself?
    Me: *FUCK*
    Interviewer: ...
    Me: ...

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 3 года назад +8

    For the "AGRORITHM"

  • @carlfromtheoc1788
    @carlfromtheoc1788 3 года назад +3

    In WW2 some Japanese soldiers took to referring to the American forces (Marines) as the "g*d-d*mmits" because that was the most popular phrase the Japanese heard them use.

  • @helmsscotta
    @helmsscotta 3 года назад +4

    If the nanoswarms steal my other sock, at least I'll have closure.

  • @kaiuwe4gabbert556
    @kaiuwe4gabbert556 3 года назад +8

    All hail the algothiritm

  • @NoBody-bx4cp
    @NoBody-bx4cp 3 года назад +2

    "Homemade Bombs"
    *Stereotypical Ireland Intensifies*
    I'm gonna get taken down for this one.

    • @tachyon8317
      @tachyon8317 3 года назад +1

      *Bagpipes go bonkers*
      BTW - FREE BELFAST!

    • @thugyheadbanger
      @thugyheadbanger 2 года назад

      A Palestinian coming for Aid 😅

  • @Monster_Ink
    @Monster_Ink 3 года назад +3

    For the algorithm!
    XD god fucking damnit why does it fit?
    XD

  • @yourlocalfestivefurry354
    @yourlocalfestivefurry354 3 года назад +1

    1 month 10,000 regular nukes
    a second month 10,000 space nukes

  • @ivanrubiomorales2759
    @ivanrubiomorales2759 3 года назад +1

    HAHAHAHA

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 года назад +1

    For the algorithm

  • @efraim3364
    @efraim3364 3 года назад +2

    Most Holy Terra will be protected at all costs, come as friend or dont come at all

  • @GoodlyData86596
    @GoodlyData86596 Год назад

    In our entire history of species naming we have named organisms after what they do, what they look like, and even after pop culture icons, except humans, and I think that’s one of the biggest acts of humility and anti grouping when said grouping cannot exist we have ever done and says a whole lot about ourselves.

  • @Dante_-cg3fq
    @Dante_-cg3fq 3 года назад

    Fuck (mierda or carajo) have the same meanings in Spanish
    I do not know if it applies to other languages other than Spanish and Protugues
    But it's funny to think that it can be applied to all languages

  • @wildwikedwanderer1208
    @wildwikedwanderer1208 3 года назад

    The fucks, and the fucked up. I mean yes prolly the most accurate name we could be given.

  • @mr.r.r.o.b
    @mr.r.r.o.b 3 года назад +4

    1st

  • @discusmaximus
    @discusmaximus 7 месяцев назад

    For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

  • @ericmightywombatprince
    @ericmightywombatprince 9 месяцев назад

    Human is short for homosapiens which mean intelligent being.

  • @Bonesaw4444
    @Bonesaw4444 3 года назад +1

    This comment is here, because I want my socks back.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +4

      I have forwarded your comment to the relevant department

  • @joshgreen2164
    @joshgreen2164 Год назад

    Id say that is a completely reasonable name for humanity!!!

  • @tomhchappell
    @tomhchappell 2 года назад

    Human is related to humus. Basically it means the people who are made out of soil; or, people of earth.

  • @ronoldcross8189
    @ronoldcross8189 3 года назад +1

    The nanotechnology swarms returned my sick but with a hole In the heel

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +1

      they got the munchies on the the way

  • @sleeping2696
    @sleeping2696 Год назад

    The word fuck and all of its family are my favorite words

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 2 года назад

    Just ignore the pallet of fertilizer I got a deal on in the basement I use it on the roses.

  • @jafsrob
    @jafsrob 2 года назад

    im good with "the fucked up" that sounds about right

  • @sherylcascadden4988
    @sherylcascadden4988 Год назад

    A comment to appease the algorithm and help the channel.

  • @SelwynClydeAlojipan
    @SelwynClydeAlojipan 3 года назад

    The "fecks" or "the fecked up" doesn't quite apply. Instead, the name should be the "feckers."

  • @messymessr
    @messymessr Год назад

    "Human" means "earthly being."

  • @eleethtahgra7182
    @eleethtahgra7182 2 года назад

    Sooo...the kaiseet is fragile space elves?

  • @thepanzerofthelake732
    @thepanzerofthelake732 3 года назад

    Hippity Hoppity *There is nobody on my property~*

  • @msmaria5039
    @msmaria5039 3 года назад +1

    Oh, Fek it all.

  • @julonkrutor4649
    @julonkrutor4649 3 года назад

    Well, that is "fucked up" 😆

  • @Inquisitor-Yog-Sothoth
    @Inquisitor-Yog-Sothoth 3 года назад

    They dare to attack Holy Terra! Exterminatus is the only reasonably response.

  • @blakebridges8989
    @blakebridges8989 3 года назад +4

    I like how across the HFY universe Earth is always a death world

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +2

      yup

    • @vadfarkas14
      @vadfarkas14 3 года назад +3

      There is a good chance that by alien standards our world is one. One just doesn't know he's on a death world untill they see other worlds and are able to compare them to their own.

    • @blakebridges8989
      @blakebridges8989 3 года назад +2

      @@vadfarkas14 other worlds must be a paradise compared to ours then

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 8 месяцев назад

    144th, 17 January 2024

  • @MM-sx7zs
    @MM-sx7zs 3 года назад

    That, or "Grit", that works too.

  • @icantcomeupwithagoodusername24
    @icantcomeupwithagoodusername24 3 года назад

    Dude it was a 3-1 kill ratio

  • @nk-rv1vj
    @nk-rv1vj 3 года назад +2

    For the algorithm

  • @josmeijers2818
    @josmeijers2818 2 года назад

    F.T.A !

  • @AmbroseBoaBowie
    @AmbroseBoaBowie 3 года назад

    I AM RUNNING OUT OF SOCKS!

  • @00DayMan00
    @00DayMan00 3 года назад

    Isn't the gravity drive the FTL engine used in event horizon? I don't want none of that shit.

  • @reasonablehiccups4792
    @reasonablehiccups4792 3 года назад +1

    For the algorithm

  • @ouberfox5898
    @ouberfox5898 3 года назад

    I mean there is no better single word for us

  • @SirKemzyGodle
    @SirKemzyGodle 3 года назад

    The last paragraph was hilarious lmao. It doesn’t surprise me in the slightest

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 3 года назад

    neat

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 3 года назад

    Phuc yea!

  • @alexs5814
    @alexs5814 3 года назад +1

    Damn... that painful to listen to. why are so many people who fear the unknowing? i bet it's us projecting because that is what we'd think about if we were in that place? at least some of us?

  • @xxXXRAPXXxx
    @xxXXRAPXXxx 3 года назад

    Im only 2 minutes in and ill say thats a accurate name for us. But what do i know i only want to be a tentacle monster and do stuff to people.