This is basically this story summed up Humans: “oh hey aliens exist...Ah damnit they’re invading us.” “Well the outer defenses fell but these fuckers are easy to kill. This is gonna be easy!” “...Those bastards nuked us...Fuck it, Genocide it is.”
That's probably the best fighting-name granted by aliens to Humans. So very applicable, so flexible and versatile a term. Also has the benefit of being instantly recognizable.
Kaiet: them seem nice, i think we should not start a war with them. other aliens: IT'S TIME FOR WAR! humans: I'M READY! *proceed to utterly destroy everything but the Kaiet* WHO'S NEXT!?
It never stops amazing me how well a lot of these stories are written. Hell im a published author and still struggle to get peoples interest. But all these snippets of the future are so well done. Lets give these authors more credit as well as the narrator.
The kaieet should be a race like Space Elves or something like that and I should say that Elves are in the top3 or 5(depends of your likes) of races that humans would like to fuck + them wanting to avoid the war so it was no surprise that we would be veryyy understanding of their situation
Goddamn the universe is stupid... "Hey,this guy is way stronger than me,armed & armored like hell & has a team to back him up... I'm GONNA TRY KILLING HIM!" -Spoken like a true Skyrim NPC. Also I think "determined" defines our history & species a lot better than "fucked up"
True although you do have to admit we're enough of a bag of crazy that the other term fits well too. As annoying as it is. So if I were to give humanity a defined name "the enduring ones" would be what the definition of the name is because we humans put up with a lot of stuff way more than other races would or at least seem to in this story.
@@shinraset I was gonna go for that one too but thought "nah too cliche". Also the only reason we're crazy is cause we have differences & fluctuations much like the rest of life.And the only reason we have differences is that unlike someone like the Borg or Vulcan or Klingon we realised genocide over petty things is stupid & stopped,meanwhile all xenos are homogenous.
A; I like and am totally fine with the term. It's accurate and funny. B; I much prefer friends, we can drink and laugh together, but killing something that's pretty and harmless is just pointless. Hell, I let little apex predators draw blood with nothing but a smile in response. There is however a certain problem I have with folk killing those I claim as my own (be warned; this list is expanding and includes constructs).
homo means human. You can also translate it as "man", but only "man" in the sense of the species human and not as the male of that species. That would be "vir". "sapiens" means wise and knowing. Homo does not mean ape. Homo is used in taxonomy to show that we count that species to the human genome and not to the other great apes. Even though homo sapiens sapiens is the only homo alive today you still call the other members of the homo genus human. For example the famed homo neanderthals. You would still say that's a human.
@@efraim3364 Gods help those that did. If they all did, we would've sat back, sipped Mai-Tai's, and let nature take its course. I would've especially laughed when the found the gimpy-gimpy(spelling) plant
Lucky for us they didn’t simply launch 4000 RKM at the Earth followed up by enough of a harvest-fleet that all the resources could simply be scooped up from the resulting debris field.
There is a good chance that by alien standards our world is one. One just doesn't know he's on a death world untill they see other worlds and are able to compare them to their own.
Considering what words we use "human" as the root word for - humane, humanitarian, etc - I'd argue that "human" means "kindness". Which would be all kinds of ironic since whoever decided on what we call our species was clearly looking at us with rose colored glasses (I'm assuming some ivory tower academic). OTOH, we apparently let SOME of the alien species that decided to genocide us live - albeit as stone aged primitives - instead of totally wiping them out. I guess you could call that "kindness"?
In our entire history of species naming we have named organisms after what they do, what they look like, and even after pop culture icons, except humans, and I think that’s one of the biggest acts of humility and anti grouping when said grouping cannot exist we have ever done and says a whole lot about ourselves.
In WW2 some Japanese soldiers took to referring to the American forces (Marines) as the "g*d-d*mmits" because that was the most popular phrase the Japanese heard them use.
According to NASA, Earth is about 15% as massive as the upper limit for a world where intelligent life could arise. (Or maybe I mean “Civilization”?). So saying Earth has high gravity is - probably - not that realistic. But I like these stories, so I’m willingly suspending my disbelief. Besides, we won’t really know whether NASA’s speculations are actually facts, until we meet a few spacefaring species.
Fuck (mierda or carajo) have the same meanings in Spanish I do not know if it applies to other languages other than Spanish and Protugues But it's funny to think that it can be applied to all languages
Damn... that painful to listen to. why are so many people who fear the unknowing? i bet it's us projecting because that is what we'd think about if we were in that place? at least some of us?
Millions of their casualties war from dogs what's hilarious about $2 chihuahua what's the leader of a pack the dogs are actually killed all these element
This is basically this story summed up
Humans: “oh hey aliens exist...Ah damnit they’re invading us.”
“Well the outer defenses fell but these fuckers are easy to kill. This is gonna be easy!”
“...Those bastards nuked us...Fuck it, Genocide it is.”
That's probably the best fighting-name granted by aliens to Humans. So very applicable, so flexible and versatile a term. Also has the benefit of being instantly recognizable.
Alien: Ah, f*&k!!
Every human in the room: Yes?
Alien: No; sorry. Just screwed up on something, is all~
We are the fuck ups because we fuck things up lol
Aliens: We're gonna invade and take the human world!
Humans: COWABUNGA IT IS :D
Entire galaxy: Why do we all hear boss music?
The moment I saw this terraria moon lord boss music started playing in my head
* correction *
When the Doom music kicks in..
@@pfcblint3171 *"Rip and Tear" intensifies*
I read chumbawamba and *Tubthumping intensified* in my head
*Aliens invade bent on genocide
*humans- "jokes on you I'm into that shit"
*skyrim theme begins to play
Aliens - "I sentence you to genocide!"
Hoo-mons - "First time?"
Kaiet: them seem nice, i think we should not start a war with them.
other aliens: IT'S TIME FOR WAR!
humans: I'M READY! *proceed to utterly destroy everything but the Kaiet* WHO'S NEXT!?
So you're saying humanity Emile without the 2nd sneaky-boy Elite...that checks out.
It never stops amazing me how well a lot of these stories are written. Hell im a published author and still struggle to get peoples interest. But all these snippets of the future are so well done. Lets give these authors more credit as well as the narrator.
:) the authors are amazing
Space elves try to stop the other species from declaring war against the humans(space orks) turns out the elves were right
Heed the warning of elves for they are wise and understand much. This quote is book worth.
I don’t wanna be that guy but it’s actually orcs*
@@kezkriune that's the thing, it's to sound more brutish, uncivilized etc... it was done on purpose. I knew it was orcs
@@kezkriune, it iz da orKz fer not kanfuzin' wit da orcaz, da killer whalez! 'tho wee eenjoy gut ol' krumpin' azvel
@@TheCaptNoname da humies here just don understan da proppa use of Talkin, it make me tink they don understan choppas or dakka
I hate to say this, but I think the humans kept the Kaiet in this story… for adult fun.
The kaieet should be a race like Space Elves or something like that and I should say that Elves are in the top3 or 5(depends of your likes) of races that humans would like to fuck + them wanting to avoid the war so it was no surprise that we would be veryyy understanding of their situation
😳😳😳
@@Mad_Overseer goblin slayer flashbacks
Goddamn the universe is stupid...
"Hey,this guy is way stronger than me,armed & armored like hell & has a team to back him up...
I'm GONNA TRY KILLING HIM!" -Spoken like a true Skyrim NPC.
Also I think "determined" defines our history & species a lot better than "fucked up"
True although you do have to admit we're enough of a bag of crazy that the other term fits well too. As annoying as it is.
So if I were to give humanity a defined name "the enduring ones" would be what the definition of the name is because we humans put up with a lot of stuff way more than other races would or at least seem to in this story.
@@shinraset I was gonna go for that one too but thought "nah too cliche".
Also the only reason we're crazy is cause we have differences & fluctuations much like the rest of life.And the only reason we have differences is that unlike someone like the Borg or Vulcan or Klingon we realised genocide over petty things is stupid & stopped,meanwhile all xenos are homogenous.
@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb How 'bout both: The Enduring Fuckers.
A; I like and am totally fine with the term. It's accurate and funny.
B; I much prefer friends, we can drink and laugh together, but killing something that's pretty and harmless is just pointless. Hell, I let little apex predators draw blood with nothing but a smile in response. There is however a certain problem I have with folk killing those I claim as my own (be warned; this list is expanding and includes constructs).
Human is just easier to say than Homo Sapiens Sapien ( which basically means thinking ape or thinking man iirc )
"Tool-using Man" I believe.
"Wise man".
"thinking thinking man/ape?"
Technically, Homo sapiens sapiens means "wise wise man"
homo means human. You can also translate it as "man", but only "man" in the sense of the species human and not as the male of that species. That would be "vir".
"sapiens" means wise and knowing.
Homo does not mean ape. Homo is used in taxonomy to show that we count that species to the human genome and not to the other great apes.
Even though homo sapiens sapiens is the only homo alive today you still call the other members of the homo genus human. For example the famed homo neanderthals. You would still say that's a human.
hmm lost 3 billion people in a week.... and then pokes the bear again, great idea
Ikr??? If they had not bombarded earth I think the human would have been more compassionate.
did they land in Australia?
@@efraim3364 Gods help those that did. If they all did, we would've sat back, sipped Mai-Tai's, and let nature take its course. I would've especially laughed when the found the gimpy-gimpy(spelling) plant
I wonder if 3 billion is just a hundred for them. They probably have a enormous amount of population huh
Battle porcupine!
baffled brandybucks bickering between breakfasts
If the nanoswarms steal my other sock, at least I'll have closure.
Another really great excuse to vegetate till 6 in the morning on content
10,000 atom bombs, half a fleet gone... Dear God we should have just used all of them then.
Ah yes, another story where we humans are the honey badgers of the universe.
yup
Now we are going to sound like the smurfs. Smurf this smurfing peace of crap. What the smurf are you looking at. Ha ha 😂 🤣
Oh yeah. Meow you're talking.
Aliens: Humans are fucked up man! Humans: Why thank you!
lol , yup
Lucky for us they didn’t simply launch 4000 RKM at the Earth followed up by enough of a harvest-fleet that all the resources could simply be scooped up from the resulting debris field.
That’s deathworlder tactics fr
"Homemade Bombs"
*Stereotypical Ireland Intensifies*
I'm gonna get taken down for this one.
*Bagpipes go bonkers*
BTW - FREE BELFAST!
A Palestinian coming for Aid 😅
For the "AGRORITHM"
The word fuck and all of its family are my favorite words
It sounded like human were looking for any evidence to show mercy but only found one
Most Holy Terra will be protected at all costs, come as friend or dont come at all
For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!
I like how across the HFY universe Earth is always a death world
yup
There is a good chance that by alien standards our world is one. One just doesn't know he's on a death world untill they see other worlds and are able to compare them to their own.
@@vadfarkas14 other worlds must be a paradise compared to ours then
The nanotechnology swarms returned my sick but with a hole In the heel
they got the munchies on the the way
I love how agro uses the irish version of fuck to get past demonitization
im good with "the fucked up" that sounds about right
Considering what words we use "human" as the root word for - humane, humanitarian, etc - I'd argue that "human" means "kindness". Which would be all kinds of ironic since whoever decided on what we call our species was clearly looking at us with rose colored glasses (I'm assuming some ivory tower academic). OTOH, we apparently let SOME of the alien species that decided to genocide us live - albeit as stone aged primitives - instead of totally wiping them out. I guess you could call that "kindness"?
All hail the algothiritm
Interviewer: And how would you describe yourself?
Me: *FUCK*
Interviewer: ...
Me: ...
In our entire history of species naming we have named organisms after what they do, what they look like, and even after pop culture icons, except humans, and I think that’s one of the biggest acts of humility and anti grouping when said grouping cannot exist we have ever done and says a whole lot about ourselves.
The fucks, and the fucked up. I mean yes prolly the most accurate name we could be given.
Id say that is a completely reasonable name for humanity!!!
Just ignore the pallet of fertilizer I got a deal on in the basement I use it on the roses.
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
In WW2 some Japanese soldiers took to referring to the American forces (Marines) as the "g*d-d*mmits" because that was the most popular phrase the Japanese heard them use.
That, or "Grit", that works too.
Never attack Mother Earth, her children will always protect her from outside invasion.
The last paragraph was hilarious lmao. It doesn’t surprise me in the slightest
:)
Human actually has a meaning though beyond our species. It means to be mortal, fallible, and flawed.
I mean there is no better single word for us
1 month 10,000 regular nukes
a second month 10,000 space nukes
1 war 2 months 1 race extinct
For the algorithm!
XD god fucking damnit why does it fit?
XD
Human is related to humus. Basically it means the people who are made out of soil; or, people of earth.
Hippity Hoppity *There is nobody on my property~*
Greetings Mentlegent!
For the Rhythm that is Algo
Aye, we;re a bunch of fuckers!
For the algorithm
According to NASA, Earth is about 15% as massive as the upper limit for a world where intelligent life could arise. (Or maybe I mean “Civilization”?). So saying Earth has high gravity is - probably - not that realistic.
But I like these stories, so I’m willingly suspending my disbelief. Besides, we won’t really know whether NASA’s speculations are actually facts, until we meet a few spacefaring species.
Bless the Squerril
For the algorithm
They dare to attack Holy Terra! Exterminatus is the only reasonably response.
Borben the draggy
Homosapien/thinkingman
A comment to appease the algorithm and help the channel.
Etymologically human means Earthling or Dirt-Creature
I AM RUNNING OUT OF SOCKS!
oh no :)
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Oh, Fek it all.
Sooo...the kaiseet is fragile space elves?
Isn't the gravity drive the FTL engine used in event horizon? I don't want none of that shit.
For the Algorithm and Agro
Well, that is "fucked up" 😆
"Human" means "earthly being."
Human is short for homosapiens which mean intelligent being.
For the algorithm
Phuc yea!
Humanity
Dude it was a 3-1 kill ratio
neat
:)
Fuck (mierda or carajo) have the same meanings in Spanish
I do not know if it applies to other languages other than Spanish and Protugues
But it's funny to think that it can be applied to all languages
HAHAHAHA
F.T.A !
The "fecks" or "the fecked up" doesn't quite apply. Instead, the name should be the "feckers."
the fecking feckers
Damn... that painful to listen to. why are so many people who fear the unknowing? i bet it's us projecting because that is what we'd think about if we were in that place? at least some of us?
Millions of their casualties war from dogs what's hilarious about $2 chihuahua what's the leader of a pack the dogs are actually killed all these element
1st
Not first :))
144th, 17 January 2024
This comment is here, because I want my socks back.
I have forwarded your comment to the relevant department
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