1. Don't send mass texts. 2. Use more Grammer than abbreviations. 3. Ask her out when the hike is high. 4. Never text feelings. 5. Be dry when you have to. 6. Don't be desperate. 7. Don't force anyone to text. 8. Texting is not dating. 9.Texting is imperfect be persistent but not desperate. 10. Use some gifs,memes,emojis.etc. 11. Keep other people schedule in mind. 12. Don't be too sarcastic. That's all.
Extra rule: Dont start with a conversation with a girl you never met with "hey, babe" or "gorgeous" "or sexy" "cutie" or a rauchy pick up line "are you a slice of cake, coz I want a piece of that" you may think its a compliment. But for girls who dont put hookups as their priority on tinder it comes off as rude, and youre only reducing her to looks only not what else the girl has got to offer. Even for hookups only, it's still natural for the girl to want to know what you are like personality wise aswell, so make sure to make a good impression whatever the goal is! Hope this helped a guy out.
My conversations literally go like this, not even lying. Me-Hey Girl-Hi Me-Wyd? Girl-Nun Me-Damn, i'm just in the gym rn (30 mins later) Girl-cool Me-So how's summer going for u? (Leaves me on open forever) I SWEAR TO GOD ONE WORD RESPONSES PISSES ME THE HELL OFF, like how the hell am i going to lead a conversation if you're not going to cooperate☠️
Dang. That sponsored advertisement had a smooth transition. I was listening for 12 tips, next thing I know I'm looking at my wrist trying to figure out which kind of bracelet to get.
*Many guys struggle with anxiety over how to text back, and understanding that it's okay to be natural and casual can make all the difference in creating a relaxed vibe.*
Another tip, she might just not be a texter and that's okay. I've learned in my experience that it can actually mean maturity in her, in that she doesn't play childish texting games and would rather meet you in person. Asking her out on a date or to even just hangout gives you a way better clearance of her interest then messaging. Texting in my opinion should only be for asking her out and lightly conversating at most.
Jose, you got this spot on. From the perspective of a woman, I see texting as a tool that's useful because the lives of participants don't have to line up in order to talk. You just respond when you're able to and you can share whenever you want to. You're absolutely right about keeping expectations low. Really, if you don't know someone well enough, your only goal should be to get to know this person better. If this person has the same goal in mind, great! Talk things slowly, see how it goes, it's fantastic if you can just gain a new good friend in the process. The last guy who tried to talk to me sent me nothing but "Hello", "Good morning/night", and "what are you doing". Sometimes he'd have something he wants to talk about but waits for me to be online before saying anything. If you need to let something out or an opinion, just say it. I'll get back to you later. If you want to get to know me, ask better questions. If you want me to get to know you, share something. Women aren't perfect when it comes to texting too, of course. You're also spot on that all of this "texting advice" nonsense is just nonsense that overcomplicates something that should be pretty simple.
Laughing my ass of lmao but now my girl friend lives in Denver the last girlfriend I had I drank heavy an beat her ass I was in jail for 6 months but I’m out now and I won’t do it again lmao I’m pendejo.24 b I changed my name cuz I’m fbi number 1 objective😬😭
The problem with people that confuse "there, their and they're" or "you're and your" is that they pronounce the words in the same way. Say it like it's spelt and you'll be good.
The problem is actually, more often than not it is exactly the native speakers that make those little mistakes. It's because they are all pronounced more or less the same and as a native speaker, you don't really focus on grammar that much in school. You just know the language, because you've learned it by heart from your surroundings. As someone who actually has to learn the language the hard way, you are gonna learn all the little rules and remember them and then you don't make those mistakes.
Sometimes I say lol when I say something serious because it makes me a little uncomfortable, like “My mom’s an alcoholic lol” ofc I don’t say things like that but yeah, just an example.
Thank you so much for this! Everyone should watch this! It gives awareness on how we should properly and control on how we text people. We shouldn't expect too much for people to text/chat us back or have feelings for us because texting/chatting isn't DATING! This made me realize so much that I expect too much from people. Thank you, Jose! keep inspiring
My man back at it again. I've been suffering a while with texting (ever since my 4 year relationship breakup) and couldn't seem to get back on the bandwagon. Thank you man, you're legendary
I sent her seven text masseges, all she said was "stop sending these foolish text masseges" and I respected her decision and moved on and blocked her. I agree with your tips they are so true you are an amazing guy bruh
Months ago, i wrote here. There was a girl which I very liked, but I wasn't sure about feelings and I didn't have the confidence to talk to her in this way. You guys gave me so much confidence. Now we kissed!! But we have a big problem. She has fear to loose the friendship. She said I should think about it. I answered her though kissin' and said, that I want to live in now and with good feelings. But what have I to do now???
Fully commit. Spend as much time as possible with her. She has to know that you aren’t just there for sex. If you want this to last, don’t get too physical too fast.
Here’s an easy explanation of the video Don’t send big texts that are always the same Use proper grammar and spelling Don’t ask a girl out through texts right away get a conversation going then when you actually start talking you can send that text Don’t always text your feelings Don’t always text dry texts put in some emojis or gifs just don’t put too many in Don’t always text her and keep your text at the same pace as her Be persistent but not desperate Keep the other persons schedule in mind don’t text them too early or too late
Your content lately has been really good, I was kinda getting sick of the same ‘summer’ videos over and over again. Happy to see you’re back with different things to talk about. :)
geek internet lmao bro how old are you. Go live your child hood and focus on yourself. You got your whole life to worry about girls. Trust me they will be there. Spend time enjoying your childhood
Hey man! Thank you so much, I'm terrible at texting girls I like and you are truly helpful. Cheers, and once again thank you so much keep it up and take care!
As a girl the first advice he gave was honestly kind of wrong, if a guy texts me so formally I feel like he doesn’t like me and he’s distancing himself from me, but when a guy texts like “how you doin” I find it cringey but more cute in a way cause of the playful text :) BUT don’t misspell things, making words smaller and using common abbreviations is ok but not knowing the differences between you’re and your or their, there, and they’re is a complete turn off
I am the man I am today because of dudes like Jose 😂❤️🙌🏾 great stuff
2 года назад+6
Sin lugar a dudas, enviar un mensaje de texto es una de las mejores maneras de atraer a las mujeres y obtener citas. Especialmente hoy en día. Me encanta que José nos enseñe las reglas básicas. Particularmente, amo la regla #3 - 'Pídele que salga contigo en el momento indicado'... Vale oro! En vez de preguntar si quieres salir contigo, idea un plan e invítala a salir (obvio, un plan en el que solo estén ella y tú)
I love watching these because: A: They can be adapted to work for girls too B: I can use the hacks for my art if I’m trying to draw or paint an attractive dude C: They are always SO accurate. 😂 If my ex had known more texting etiquette, our relationship probably would’ve lasted longer
Jose doesn't have the zuniga balls to pin me
TheBrownEagle Hey man LOVE your channel ;) you, Jose and alpha m are the best channels out there!
Shit... he did it....
Looks like he has more balls then you have
Y'all r hilarious
Vince but with deku selp but he did tho
1. Don't send mass texts.
2. Use more Grammer than abbreviations.
3. Ask her out when the hike is high.
4. Never text feelings.
5. Be dry when you have to.
6. Don't be desperate.
7. Don't force anyone to text.
8. Texting is not dating.
9.Texting is imperfect be persistent but not desperate.
10. Use some gifs,memes,emojis.etc.
11. Keep other people schedule in mind.
12. Don't be too sarcastic.
That's all.
Thanks b
Love people like these
I don't believe number 2 tho, I use lot of abbreviation and get girls so........
@Nope nope it doesn't😂😂
OxyKotic 2k dude, your grandma and cousin don’t count
When Jose starts to speak about the sponsors, I literally skip the half video every time lol!
Me too bruh😂
Yeah i do it all the time😂
Same 😂😂😂
Literally yaar!!
Samee
First time I ever asked a girl out was in primary school, she said ew and we never talked again
Bailey Maule 🤣
Lol a girl in primary asked me out and in primary I had 5 girls that liked me
Bailey Maule she probably doesn’t like guys then lol 😂 or she not into guys yet
In grade 1 two girls asked me out on the same day and I ran
@@grimmo3936 🤣
Extra rule: Dont start with a conversation with a girl you never met with "hey, babe" or "gorgeous" "or sexy" "cutie" or a rauchy pick up line "are you a slice of cake, coz I want a piece of that" you may think its a compliment. But for girls who dont put hookups as their priority on tinder it comes off as rude, and youre only reducing her to looks only not what else the girl has got to offer. Even for hookups only, it's still natural for the girl to want to know what you are like personality wise aswell, so make sure to make a good impression whatever the goal is! Hope this helped a guy out.
Okay, thanks but when you unlucky, there is no rule in world, that helps at that time.....
Applies to woman too
@@Collinsss_ agreed
thanks!
Noted
My conversations literally go like this, not even lying.
Me-Hey
Girl-Hi
Me-Wyd?
Girl-Nun
Me-Damn, i'm just in the gym rn
(30 mins later)
Girl-cool
Me-So how's summer going for u?
(Leaves me on open forever)
I SWEAR TO GOD ONE WORD RESPONSES PISSES ME THE HELL OFF, like how the hell am i going to lead a conversation if you're not going to cooperate☠️
Lol
Fam she don't wanna talk to you.
I can feel it bro 😢😢😢
After 2 empty responses like that i just leave her on read. Dont waste your time.
Same
Dang. That sponsored advertisement had a smooth transition. I was listening for 12 tips, next thing I know I'm looking at my wrist trying to figure out which kind of bracelet to get.
Kevan Hudson 😂
Kevan Hudson same bruh
i know right
Wait...was that SARCASM?? Haha (2 for 2!)
His sponsor are useful and has benefits on us hahaha
Thanks for subscribing on my channel!
Meninfluencer i am with u bro
Who else here Single😂😂😭😭
Me
All people that are single saw this same as with relationships but i am single yea
Anime Foxgirl 4 a year now
I am! ..... not 😁
MICAH CROWE Agreed😭
*Many guys struggle with anxiety over how to text back, and understanding that it's okay to be natural and casual can make all the difference in creating a relaxed vibe.*
Jose is the type of guy to give his wife texting advice😂
Pim the type of zoniga*
J Boy zuniga*
I came here to find some for my wife. a video we can watch together. she sucks at it terribly.
Number 8 is spot on. Had difficulty with that in my younger years. Solid vid Jose.
Why all the pointing to the camera and hand claps? I feel like I’m watching a passive- aggressive rap video
He looks like he’s rapping if u lower ur volume all the way
Lmao true
i swear 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂🔥
Man looks like he’s trying to sell me a car
😂
Who else watching this because they’ve been texting their crush all quarantine
adrien lee me bro and it sucks cause I can’t see her and actually talk to her in person
Daniel Roque fr bro, I’ve been FaceTiming her. It’s better than nothing
adrien lee Update: I’ve been friendzoned but it’s whatever. I’m just going to focus on myself physically and keep growing my bag 💼
That makes us both😪
I don't have confidence
Another tip, she might just not be a texter and that's okay. I've learned in my experience that it can actually mean maturity in her, in that she doesn't play childish texting games and would rather meet you in person. Asking her out on a date or to even just hangout gives you a way better clearance of her interest then messaging. Texting in my opinion should only be for asking her out and lightly conversating at most.
All you have to tell them is how ESNTLS is the best shirt in the world
Jackson R
Jose, you got this spot on. From the perspective of a woman, I see texting as a tool that's useful because the lives of participants don't have to line up in order to talk. You just respond when you're able to and you can share whenever you want to. You're absolutely right about keeping expectations low. Really, if you don't know someone well enough, your only goal should be to get to know this person better. If this person has the same goal in mind, great! Talk things slowly, see how it goes, it's fantastic if you can just gain a new good friend in the process.
The last guy who tried to talk to me sent me nothing but "Hello", "Good morning/night", and "what are you doing". Sometimes he'd have something he wants to talk about but waits for me to be online before saying anything. If you need to let something out or an opinion, just say it. I'll get back to you later. If you want to get to know me, ask better questions. If you want me to get to know you, share something.
Women aren't perfect when it comes to texting too, of course. You're also spot on that all of this "texting advice" nonsense is just nonsense that overcomplicates something that should be pretty simple.
How to successfully text a girl: Wear RG&B bracelets
Berts Berts 😂😂😂😂
PCMR 😂
Or how about wearing a Rolex?
Lol 😂
😂😂😂
She doenst text you back:
Go to her house after drinking heavily and said why u didnt reply to my text
Pendejo24 😂
And bit her ass up 🤣🤣😂😂😂
😂😂this shit funny
😂😂😂
Laughing my ass of lmao but now my girl friend lives in Denver the last girlfriend I had I drank heavy an beat her ass I was in jail for 6 months but I’m out now and I won’t do it again lmao I’m pendejo.24 b I changed my name cuz I’m fbi number 1 objective😬😭
5:31 "Throw in some memes"
You could never fathom the amount of memes that are flowing through my veind
Sounds all good until you have to explain each meme
I feel ya
I need the memes, will you be my meme dealer?
I said hi to a girl
She never replied
Chloroform
Feels bad
Cry every time
Damn
Sad boy vibes
Ad ends: 3:15 thank me later
MisterLetsPlay (ohne Lets Play) 3:25*
Legend
Real heroes don’t wear capes
I was finding this only lol
Thank you
The problem with people that confuse "there, their and they're" or "you're and your" is that they pronounce the words in the same way. Say it like it's spelt and you'll be good.
AK- JORDY-7 they just dumb
Yup, they are lazy to not look it up, english even isn't my first language and I don't confuse them.
It sad when you see English speakers confuse that.
Argonaut like if you're mistake was intentional
The problem is actually, more often than not it is exactly the native speakers that make those little mistakes. It's because they are all pronounced more or less the same and as a native speaker, you don't really focus on grammar that much in school. You just know the language, because you've learned it by heart from your surroundings. As someone who actually has to learn the language the hard way, you are gonna learn all the little rules and remember them and then you don't make those mistakes.
Jose literally give the tips my girl friends give. My man knows what he is talking about. Props
5 weeks ago I texted my crush
And she hasn’t answered
😧I feel you buddy
nice
@@emmy4537 nice?
Try again but sound like you forgot about her not texting back
If she ignores you fuck her! look for another girl!
Hate when somebody says “lol” when honesty what I said isn’t even funny 🤦🏽♀️.
Elias J. Lol
When men don’t understand what ur saying they just laugh 😂
F.aldabbous
same for girls. It's an awkward chuckle
lol is stupid
Sometimes I say lol when I say something serious because it makes me a little uncomfortable, like “My mom’s an alcoholic lol” ofc I don’t say things like that but yeah, just an example.
Mah man drops the right video at the exact right time!
Texting isn't dating I guess that's for Thomas😂
Sparsh Khandelwal HAHAHAAH SAVAGE 😂😂
who is thomas ?
ChowdhuryRayan his cousin
ChowdhuryRayan Watch his other channel
Coach Corey says otherwise
Thank you so much for this! Everyone should watch this! It gives awareness on how we should properly and control on how we text people. We shouldn't expect too much for people to text/chat us back or have feelings for us because texting/chatting isn't DATING! This made me realize so much that I expect too much from people. Thank you, Jose! keep inspiring
When You tryna incorporate the advertisement cause they paid you but it has nothing to do with your topic
My man back at it again. I've been suffering a while with texting (ever since my 4 year relationship breakup) and couldn't seem to get back on the bandwagon. Thank you man, you're legendary
Has it worked?
Jose the zuniga that helps u text better and more efficiently
Jose the type of Zunigga to advise you to wear bracelets and dress well while sending a text message 😂😂😂
I love how he says 10 at the end and still with his hands shows 12😂😂😂
The thumbnail is hilarious 😂
Only the real Zuniga can be slick and bring a jewelry ad into a video about texting.
You're the only one who advertises stuff well, i never skip ads like on other videos
Senpai jose😂😂
Tyler Garcia Jose Senpai*
I asked out my crush and she was like is this a joke and I just went with it :(
Damn bro...head up fam
🙂 I can feel u...
I sent her seven text masseges, all she said was "stop sending these foolish text masseges" and I respected her decision and moved on and blocked her. I agree with your tips they are so true you are an amazing guy bruh
Months ago, i wrote here. There was a girl which I very liked, but I wasn't sure about feelings and I didn't have the confidence to talk to her in this way. You guys gave me so much confidence. Now we kissed!! But we have a big problem. She has fear to loose the friendship. She said I should think about it. I answered her though kissin' and said, that I want to live in now and with good feelings. But what have I to do now???
just follow through man
Boyd Pegg we did things, but sex is comes to early
Go ask your grandfather. He'd know what to do
Yhea try to have sex, you DON'T want to kiss her only then stop talking trust me, I done it and I regret it!!!!
Fully commit. Spend as much time as possible with her. She has to know that you aren’t just there for sex. If you want this to last, don’t get too physical too fast.
When jose started to talk about rg&b the video gets serious
Can you do a video on how to tease
So cheeks are going to fall in love with my bracelets ?!?! THATS SO USEFUL
When you text a girl and she says “okay goodnight”
Damn😂😂
Wait- is this smthn bad?
@@spanoxiii eh not necessarily
Destroyed in seconds
No matter the video, Jose always finds a way to plug the sponsors
Jose the type of Zuniga who tells a girl that he loves her but then says that his friend send that
Lmao
Jose the type of zuniga who can bring a bracelet brand into any video 😁
everytime i watch these its like your cool cousin giving you advice
Jose's a real one helping out the bros, love you g
Someday, he is going to teach us a lesson for wipping our ass but somehow will still talk about Rose Gold and Black
Lmaoooo
Btw its not personnal, I really like your videos (I'm just very jealous cause I can't buy myself a RG&B bracelet)
Kirionx you shouldnt because its overpriced trash you can get for $5
😂
True that 😁😁😁
“12 rules”
and finally number 10
My Muthafluffin Zunigga! ✊🏾Did it again, always keeping me on point💯
I like the way he gives advice he’s like one of those chilled friends you have 😄
Here’s an easy explanation of the video
Don’t send big texts that are always the same
Use proper grammar and spelling
Don’t ask a girl out through texts right away get a conversation going then when you actually start talking you can send that text
Don’t always text your feelings
Don’t always text dry texts put in some emojis or gifs just don’t put too many in
Don’t always text her and keep your text at the same pace as her
Be persistent but not desperate
Keep the other persons schedule in mind don’t text them too early or too late
Your content lately has been really good, I was kinda getting sick of the same ‘summer’ videos over and over again. Happy to see you’re back with different things to talk about. :)
Text like a pro
Your hair is on point 👉
The Crazy Legend! Any idea what g
that haircut is called
Mauro Marquez I am not quite sure of it. It's similar to undercut.
its a fade with side parts on top I guess
Plot twist: Jose is actually single
Problem is not over text but meeting her after asking her out
... #9, #10, #11, #10. 🤔
Thought only I saw that
Lmao
Usually i dont let your notification float more then 1 min 😊
Thank you Jose so much
the last week I started a new relationship with a girl a from advice I know how to talk to her ❤❤
geek internet lmao bro how old are you. Go live your child hood and focus on yourself. You got your whole life to worry about girls. Trust me they will be there. Spend time enjoying your childhood
S Dot
So true, be a bachelor until you get to high school or so
geek internet
Yo that profile pic looks awesome
But u seem a little young....
Ummmm why you here?
RandomTimes RandomThings @ am in college and still single lmfao
Bro learn to write A B C D..... first, and the start a conversation with a girl.
LMAO
How old are you??
“And finally number 10....”
Good advice now I know where I went wrong😂
And finally... number 10
Add ends at 3:26
Mr010 M not for everyone dude
Ad*
I "hate" when girls take a long time to awnser 🤦♂️
5:49 that 2 fingers to make 12 too fine👌
LucaS RodrigueS ツ Dude, do stuff throughout your day and answer when you feel like it, they'll complain but will appreciate your text when it comes
because they get msgs from multiple guys
StayWoke lmfaooooo
StayWoke bro don’t think of girls as a toy I know you’re not saying that but still, don’t. You sound like you’re using girls just to fuck or play with
This dude said “FREE FOOD” I’m done 😂😂😂👌
Whose watching this before asking their crush out
Here’s what we can learn from the thumbnail- suicide over loneliness lol
Ad ends 3:24
Jay thanks bruv
Tysm 😂
thanks you woooo i was trying to escape..
Hey man! Thank you so much, I'm terrible at texting girls I like and you are truly helpful. Cheers, and once again thank you so much keep it up and take care!
Jose said JIFS but it's okay cuz he my zuniga 🤷🏾♂️
Isn't it GIFS?
Bit odd
Not ok
Jose,what does my accessories have to do with texting........but she can't see my accessories in my texts!!!😂😂😂
Why did he out of nowhere started talking about the bracelets and etc when the video is about texting😂
Because it's a sponsorship
Hahah
Damn Jose looking stud 😎😎
As a girl the first advice he gave was honestly kind of wrong, if a guy texts me so formally I feel like he doesn’t like me and he’s distancing himself from me, but when a guy texts like “how you doin” I find it cringey but more cute in a way cause of the playful text :)
BUT don’t misspell things, making words smaller and using common abbreviations is ok but not knowing the differences between you’re and your or their, there, and they’re is a complete turn off
“girls text first”. HAHAHAHAHAHA
HE ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED GIF THE WAY THE DEVELOPERS INTENDED...
I'm not the only one!
I am the man I am today because of dudes like Jose 😂❤️🙌🏾 great stuff
Sin lugar a dudas, enviar un mensaje de texto es una de las mejores maneras de atraer a las mujeres y obtener citas. Especialmente hoy en día. Me encanta que José nos enseñe las reglas básicas. Particularmente, amo la regla #3 - 'Pídele que salga contigo en el momento indicado'... Vale oro! En vez de preguntar si quieres salir contigo, idea un plan e invítala a salir (obvio, un plan en el que solo estén ella y tú)
Found your channel yesterday and been loving it! Keep up the good work man!
Also, ad ends at 3:27.
Papa Bless!
I love watching these because:
A: They can be adapted to work for girls too
B: I can use the hacks for my art if I’m trying to draw or paint an attractive dude
C: They are always SO accurate. 😂 If my ex had known more texting etiquette, our relationship probably would’ve lasted longer
bruh
Malachi Latroy bruh same, I have no memory of commenting this and it’s not at all like something I would usually say wtf
lmao you wrote this a year ago💀
Malachi Latroy do not underestimate my power of memory retention involving useless events
What a civil youtube conversation looks like
I swear this guy and zues are legends!
I have a crush on a vietnamese girl and this really helps me a lot
Hope it works out for you!!
Jose the type of Zuniga that says "gif" instead of "gif"
Your Soo perfect bro ! Thanks for the guidelines
This guy is moving so much I feel like I will get ADHD just by watching him!
I honestly watch these just for the ads he gives 😂😂
That transition to mention your sponsor was flawless. I cracked up.
Man, that shirt looks great! 👦
Guys if you turn on post notifications you get a 97 percent chance of getting a thiccc girlfriend, it worked for me 👍👍😂
Hey Jose looking damn handsome man
technical harsh Thank you bro
Jose Manzo III lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
pause
When I read the comment I came to read the replies to see if someone called him gay lmao 😂 😂 😂
Your closing setups for your sponsors are clever
This guy can pull off any ad.
Everything Was going Smooth until Don't use Sarcasm Came😂
Did you just say JIF??!?!?! IT'S GIF GGGGGGGGIF
Tom Drieskens
Stupid, it's pronounced "swabble gabble rubble bubble"
Tom Drieskens it actually isn't
bjarne woudsma it is tho
Back off... Man likes his peanut butter.
Tom Drieskens it's pronounced jif, the guy who created GIFs said so himself
But what if we don’t have the girls number...
You’re videos are so helpful ☺️
5:48 holds up 12 fingers and says AND FINALLY NUMBER 10 😂