1. No (dont give her everything, she will want more of you) 2. Sorry (know when your wrong) 3. Decisiveness (lead) 4. Thank you (manners) 5. Hey (starting the convo)
Jose I showed my friend one of your videos and he used to be so afraid and shy. He was always negative. Then he watched your videos. His confidence went so high up he asked out his crush, sadly she said no. But he says he's not afraid anymore
Boy : Do you love me? Girl : No Boy : Ok , I am going to find my Lamborghini from the parking lot. Girl : You are my crush since childhood . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Crush: what are you doing Me: no Crush: what? Me:no Crush: what you want to say? Me:no Crush: i dont want to talk to you Me:no Crush slap on my face Me: saying no yet No
so ive been listening to these tutorials and implementing them for the past month and i have to say, hes spot on. any guy thats needs help with this stuff hes the man to go to
Tried that with my crush (boy). It was at work but also public..."hey" won't do when you could be easily talking to anyone in the open and they're distracted.
@@ChildOfJesus127 it's simple You choose to believe in an invisible father-like being called Yahweh who controls everything, both good and bad. This is ludicrous on its own. But further more, when something good happens, you attribute it to god's doing, but when something bad, (say a cancer, fire, starvation and famine, poverty, disease or plague) all you guys do is say "God works in mysterious ways". How the hell can u say "god" is all knowing, all righteous, all good, but still leaves the world with so many problems? Adding to that, I'm assuming you pray. So when someone prays for something, and it isn't granted, people assume that's part of god's divine plan, but if he's gonna execute his plan anyway, irrespective of whether you pray or not, why even bother? Is this enough evidence? Cuz there's wayyy more where that came from
@@ChildOfJesus127 also, what proof do *you* have that god exists? All the evidence that you have for your claims, are your beliefs, is "some book says a thing"
THIS IS A TRUE STORY-i was a little bit of introvert from my childhood . Went to school liked a girl and yall know when ur an introvert the liking remains liking the whole life never spoke to her. When i was in class 7 i still was in love with the girl ( she didnt even knew me) another girl by mistakely had a crush on me and i ignored her ( she was the best girl i have ever seen and i even loved her) cause i was introvert. when i grew older i became matured enough and stoped thinkin bout the 1st girl and had an nostalgic effect so i finally grew some balls and decided to speak to her. I knew that i can make her fall in love with me but when a knew that all girls already knew that im introvert and made fun of me . I now decide not to speak to her and leave it as legacy. By the way this is my final year in school as yall can see that i have wasted my school life cryin all day all night and didnt even grew some balls. So lessen learned that never be to much introvert and grow some balls to speak to ur girl as she is one and only urs and no one can take her fron ya .
I still remember it when I told her "thank you" with a smile just for borrowing her pen. Dude, I can tell the excitement in her face.. She was like, really really cute But sadly, we end up nothing.
1.No 2.Sorry , with self correct. 3.Decisiveness. Woman want men control. 4.Thank you, with a smile. If you have good manners and treat people well, you are good in relationship. 5.Hey(whatever, how are you, what your name, you have ball)
2 года назад+3
La seguridad en un hombre es lo más sexy que existe. "La realidad es que las mujeres quieren hombres que puedan liderarlas"... Amo ésta frase porque es verdad! Nunca lo admitiremos pero es lo que queremos
yesterday I wake up to my crush told her hey how is it going good and u me: good i wanna say something crush: what is it? me: No crush looking at me weirdly me:me thinking she looking at me because she fall in love with me crush: I think you need walk away me:me waking away and crush laughing at me 😂
I am a girl myself, stop stereotyping us, and most of us love nice guys! Maybe not when you were a kid, but now in the word of tens and tweens, we don’t like mean people, number 2 sorry works, got that right. 3 we don’t want people controlling us, I can’t speak for every woman, but that mindset is what makes mean people! 4 thankyou for saying thank you :D 5. Hey, I’m glad your telling guys to talk to us, we might seem scary, but I can assure you, we are also super scared and confused. Could you please do a video on what guys like? I wouldn’t know haha.
Maybe ur right but tbh, life ain't proven it right atm, the problem is wen u are a nice guy with good characteristics, girls class u as a simp, if u go for a girl whose left out or doesn't get any attention she leaves wen another provides her smth more, and that's sad, idk y i typed this but yea, but no offense
Apart from the awesome advices I love the way this channel is getting bigger. I have been following him when he used to be just few K subscribers. And now freaking 3 million plus !!!!!
Hey @teaching men’s fashion I’ve been watching some of your videos lately during this quarantine. And I gotta say that all of these are going to be super helpful for me, if schools get opened again in August. I’ve been kinda struggling with talking to girls at my High school a little and I’ve also recently quited pornography because I already know that that’s going to fck up my teen years. And all I want to say is that I’m glad that I’ve stubbled upon one of your videos.
Lil bro pornography is not that bad. The problem is when you do it 7 days a week every day none stop. But as a teen it actually helps you gain puberty quicker. It's inhances all your facials hairs and opens up pores thru out the body theirfore you will get a nice fully beard or mustache gotee or nice hairy chest that girls love...👍
1. no
2. sorry (ad ends at 3:57)
3. decisiveness
4. thank you
5. hey
Bro Your Profile pic 😑🖕🏼
Steven william 😂
your profile pic made me think that i had a hair on my phone
#5 "Hey"
Please don't ever leave
Don't fall in love because everthing that falls get broken
What about paper
What about a ball?
You guys are overthinking this
Carlos Velasquez Why do you have an s
Not unless you start to fly
Me: hey
Crush: hi
Me: sorry, desciseveness, thank you, no
Crush: omg marry me
😂
Hahhaaha ur hilarious
😂😂😂
Haha i get it
Lmao
1. No (dont give her everything, she will want more of you)
2. Sorry (know when your wrong)
3. Decisiveness (lead)
4. Thank you (manners)
5. Hey (starting the convo)
You're*, sorry for the correction, just some friendly advice for a brother.
I went up to a cute girl I like and I just said "no" and walked away. Just watch, in a few days she'll be crawling up to me.
So how was it?
how was it?
damnn you mastered that
Ayyy, did she come to you?
Still waiting for the answer 😅
“Five words final”
Yeah I saw it before he deleted it.
Saw it too
@@mclovin7326 I couldn't watch it. What was it about pls
LM10 He accidentally posted this video yesterday called “Five Word Final”
Samurai I saw the notification and thought “wtf is that video going to be about” LOL
*Walks up to girl*
Me: Decisiveness 😎
Lmao
Yeah and u get away with bj😂😂
no it's "Hey, no, thank you, decisiveness, sorry" then you got wm
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO
*Crush:* Hii what's up, what are you doing today?
*me:* No.
Lol😆
Woahh🔥🔥🔥🤦♀️😅😂
Why does it say 19 years ago
Because I wrote that a loong time ago
ngl this is one of the funniest comments ive seen in a while haha
do you know what i just noticed? a crush is called a crush because thats how you feel when you get rejected.
BRUUUUHHHHH
WOOOOOAH,
I never noticed it man thats harshly true
That's why they call you Twilight Sparkle
Whooooaa that's craaaazzy
5 words that will make your crush fall in love with you:
1. I
2. HAVE
3. LOT
4. OF
5. MONEY
I'm glad that i helped you, guys!
😂 😂 😂 😂
Tru. Couldn't agree more than God existed
Totally
Kaiba is that you?
@@Veglioni omg it worked she asked me out
Time to borrow pencils and thank them with a smile. I'll get all the girls.
*packs a box of sharpened #2 pencils in the book bag* to pass out to date-ables in need.
😂😂😂😂😂 it's true
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Noooooo....I get the girls....you get the pencils
Jose I showed my friend one of your videos and he used to be so afraid and shy. He was always negative. Then he watched your videos. His confidence went so high up he asked out his crush, sadly she said no. But he says he's not afraid anymore
At least he had confidence better then some people
Dont lie
Rip to him🙏
I told my crush that i love her but she said sorry for not feeling the same
Wow what a twist 🥴
For the TMF fam that hasn’t got any time
1. no
2. sorry
3. be decisive
4. thank you
5. hey (shows that you have the balls to open up a conversation)
Goes up to 10/10 girl, puts hands on her shoulders, and leans in close. Puts mouth up to her ear, and whispers _"decisiveness"_
Me : thank you
Crush : friends never say thank u
:(
😂😂 underrated
Bro that sounds extremely sad
😂😂
Your now her husband
I thought that's just an Indian thing but heyy 😂
I said all these words to my crush and she INSTANTLY fell in love with me until she saw this video... Jose unknowingly stole my crush
Perfect timing!
Did you smash her?
With a hammer? i am kidding I meant with that dick bro!
@@SMBLtheGamer hahaha😂😂💯👌
Word 1 - No 00:25
Word 2 - Sorry 01:18
Word/s 3 - words that show you take decisions 04:01
Word 4 - Thank you 04:51
Word 5 - Hey 05:23
Thank you good man
Akash Goswami Women hate “hey” wtf.
Appreciated man
Decisiveness*
thanks man!!!!!!!!
1. Im
2. Taking
3. Both
4. The
5. Kids
NOOOO
Boy : Do you love me?
Girl : No
Boy : Ok , I am going to find my Lamborghini from the parking lot.
Girl : You are my crush since childhood .
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂👍
Not funny
Only 5 words
“ *you want a sprite cranberry?* ”
Therealsport7 the funny thing I just got the add
Hey
Sorry but no thank you.
😂😂😂
Women : *orgasm in heaven
I love you
@@TheFicklesMistress wtf? 😂
Adrian 34 you’re the mvp
Crush: Wanna hang out?
Me: Decisiveness
4:06 "The reality is women want men who can control (lead) them. They'll never admit it, but that's what they want." José is the man!
Crush : "wanna date me?"
Me: "NO!"
XD great video btw
Woahhh😂
@Corey Sullivan no
Thing I love about him most is that HE constantly tell to work on urself and everything will settles down.
Your advice literally builds my life
*5 Words..."I Got Your Crawfish Boil"*
@Donald crunk 'the fuck
@Jonathan goldsmith wtf
I'm down for a crawfish boil
Its so weird seeing Jose with glasses. Looks good, just different.
Makes him look hotter. Makes me look smarter. :P
Crush: Hayyyy what's up?
Me: Decisiveness
"Breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than to hurt yourself trying to put it back together."
wow...
I'm so glad he didn't edit out him not being able to count
*Walk up to my crush*
Me:Hey
*Walk away*😎
😂😂😂🤣🤣
Crush: what are you doing
Me: no
Crush: what?
Me:no
Crush: what you want to say?
Me:no
Crush: i dont want to talk to you
Me:no
Crush slap on my face
Me: saying no yet
No
so ive been listening to these tutorials and implementing them for the past month and i have to say, hes spot on. any guy thats needs help with this stuff hes the man to go to
I said "Hey" to a girl that supposedly liked me and she Ignored me. RIP. :(
Sad.
Daniel Hernandez I’ve never done that I’m scared but I already know she’ll say no or ignore me
Maybe she didnt hear you
Tried that with my crush (boy). It was at work but also public..."hey" won't do when you could be easily talking to anyone in the open and they're distracted.
F
His wife is living a dream by just being with him
Tell me is this Deja Vu...
Meninfluencer bro I love that song
Cause you want me and I want you 🎤🎤🎵🎤🎵🎤2
Dats the best song ever
Heyy your a post Malone fan
You're
5 Previous requirements to support those 5 words
Be a tall guy
Be atractive
Have a good face
Nice smile
A good car
And you are ready to go
Not too tall is also good to go...... if have long D..jk
I am fifteen, what kiND OF CAR should I have?
German radatti well it’s not all about looking the part, it’s about being the part.
I have all but i think my smile is weird lol also i dont have car yet if im 18 i will buy
Im tall im ugly dont have a car have a ugly face i cant smile publicly and im depressed
when i go to sleep you're my last thought and when i wake up you're my first
id like to say thank you to all people who let us know when the ads end :) we all appreciate it very much
+1 if u saw it b4 the reupload
God loves you.
He sent his son so through him we can have eternal life.
Humbly seek him.
Wisdoman AMEN🙏🏾🙌🏾😇💕💞💓💖❤️😌!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS DESERVES AND NEEDS TO BE PINNED ASAP!!!!!!!!!!
Aditya Hegde proof?
@@ChildOfJesus127 it's simple
You choose to believe in an invisible father-like being called Yahweh who controls everything, both good and bad.
This is ludicrous on its own.
But further more, when something good happens, you attribute it to god's doing, but when something bad, (say a cancer, fire, starvation and famine, poverty, disease or plague) all you guys do is say "God works in mysterious ways". How the hell can u say "god" is all knowing, all righteous, all good, but still leaves the world with so many problems?
Adding to that, I'm assuming you pray. So when someone prays for something, and it isn't granted, people assume that's part of god's divine plan, but if he's gonna execute his plan anyway, irrespective of whether you pray or not, why even bother?
Is this enough evidence? Cuz there's wayyy more where that came from
@@ChildOfJesus127 also, what proof do *you* have that god exists?
All the evidence that you have for your claims, are your beliefs, is "some book says a thing"
Aditya Hegde you will see everyone will bow and confess with there mouths that god is real
Want to gain her in one shot?
Try saying "Sorry, but no thank you"
Bloody underrated comment
THIS IS A TRUE STORY-i was a little bit of introvert from my childhood . Went to school liked a girl and yall know when ur an introvert the liking remains liking the whole life never spoke to her. When i was in class 7 i still was in love with the girl ( she didnt even knew me) another girl by mistakely had a crush on me and i ignored her ( she was the best girl i have ever seen and i even loved her) cause i was introvert. when i grew older i became matured enough and stoped thinkin bout the 1st girl and had an nostalgic effect so i finally grew some balls and decided to speak to her. I knew that i can make her fall in love with me but when a knew that all girls already knew that im introvert and made fun of me . I now decide not to speak to her and leave it as legacy. By the way this is my final year in school as yall can see that i have wasted my school life cryin all day all night and didnt even grew some balls. So lessen learned that never be to much introvert and grow some balls to speak to ur girl as she is one and only urs and no one can take her fron ya .
i dont know how he managed to fit an ad to a video named "5 Words That Will Make YOUR CRUSH Fall In Love With YOU"...HE'S AN ADVERTISING EXPERT.
*_Jose you should put the IG handles of the girls you put on thumnbail!!_* 😏
Lyrics ASF lol same 🤣
Jose the type of Zuniga to struggle to count to five cos he's Soo fricken excited
1. No
2. Sorry
3. Decisiveness
4. Thank you
5. Hey
I still remember it when I told her "thank you" with a smile just for borrowing her pen. Dude, I can tell the excitement in her face.. She was like, really really cute
But sadly, we end up nothing.
Be sincere. The right one will fall for you. Good luck guys. ❤
1.No
2.Sorry , with self correct.
3.Decisiveness. Woman want men control.
4.Thank you, with a smile. If you have good manners and treat people well, you are good in relationship.
5.Hey(whatever, how are you, what your name, you have ball)
La seguridad en un hombre es lo más sexy que existe. "La realidad es que las mujeres quieren hombres que puedan liderarlas"... Amo ésta frase porque es verdad! Nunca lo admitiremos pero es lo que queremos
Nah...i don't want a guy to control me. NEXT
Bro the story Jose was telling in de first word was litterally my situation a few days ago...this video couldnt come earlier? :/
yesterday I wake up to my crush told her hey how is it going good and u me: good i wanna say something crush: what is it?
me: No
crush looking at me weirdly
me:me thinking she looking at me because she fall in love with me
crush: I think you need walk away
me:me waking away and crush laughing at me 😂
Thanks man I used your tip and in just a week my crush loves me
Me : There is no way he can put add in this vid...
Jose : Wanna bet?
Woah! 2 views and 229 likes. That's quite impressive.
Lil uzi “don’t fall in love when your young... ITS FAKE... I TRIED TO WARN YOU”
Me:”Sounds about right”
Thanks for the tips bro. Wish me luck !
1-No!!( no more nice guy) 2-soory 3-thanks 4-hey
I swear Will Smith got rejected by that girl in that episode 😂
Too bad i already watched this yesterday.. :/
Me ro it is an old video
@Prajwal Narute He did a mistake by uploading it yesterday. So i watched it before he deleted it..
me too xD
@Prajwal Narute you're welcome bro!
Κωνσταντίνος Κωτσόπουλος kipraios??!
5:21 “ooff”😂expression of when your tio farts😂
You’re the best man ! You’re an example to all generations brother.
0:56 people wants they can't have 🙌🙌🙌 that's the most inspirational words I heard in 2019
I didn't realize i have these all superpowers 😂❤
I am a girl myself, stop stereotyping us, and most of us love nice guys! Maybe not when you were a kid, but now in the word of tens and tweens, we don’t like mean people, number 2 sorry works, got that right. 3 we don’t want people controlling us, I can’t speak for every woman, but that mindset is what makes mean people! 4 thankyou for saying thank you :D 5. Hey, I’m glad your telling guys to talk to us, we might seem scary, but I can assure you, we are also super scared and confused. Could you please do a video on what guys like? I wouldn’t know haha.
Shut up Karen
@@jeremymoyo6600 lmao
Maybe ur right but tbh, life ain't proven it right atm, the problem is wen u are a nice guy with good characteristics, girls class u as a simp, if u go for a girl whose left out or doesn't get any attention she leaves wen another provides her smth more, and that's sad, idk y i typed this but yea, but no offense
me: Walks Up To Crush
Says No Sorry Deciveness Thank you Hey
I don't understand who could dislike this video
I love that he used a fresh prince clip, love that show
Thank you for all your help
FREAKING YES THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! You have helped me to get a girl I’ve liked for a while so thank you so much!😎
Wait actually?!?!
@@baseballmanu7848 we broke up now but yes, and it lasted a while
@@darkchevalier1077 alright I’ll give it a shot now thanks
Jose the type of zuniga to skip number 4!
Hey person scrolling through the comments. I hope you have a great day and have the best of Luck with that special woman 😉❤️💯
I like this dude😂😂😂... thanks for your help bro
I'm thinking of approaching my crush but don't know what to do
Big bro jose just saved me
Bounty Hunter what so ur gonna say “ hey no sorry” and that’s it🤣 nah but good luck
Just start a conversation with a topic prepared to talk about. Good luck.
@@charlieg6748 nah it's going well😂
@@Tri_monster thanks mate
Jose the type of Zuniga.....
I dont know 😳
😳😳🤪🤪🤪
Mec the type of roga to use his shoe lace as a belt
Me:sees crush*
Crush:hey arent you Hannah?
Me:no!
Later: *WHAT HAVE I DONE* 😭😭😭😭
Yoo thanks bro appreciate it man🔥🔥🔥
Apart from the awesome advices I love the way this channel is getting bigger. I have been following him when he used to be just few K subscribers. And now freaking 3 million plus !!!!!
Where did you get your FLANNEL man?
love it...a basic one..💕
She asked me out and i said “no sorry” but she dont like me:(
4:36 medium fries?? What is that place, the fanciest McDonalds in the world? Lol
Third word: decisiveness....
*goes up to crush*
Me: decisiveness...
How to watch a TMF video step 1:
Get to know when the ad ends 😂
Yess new vid in class😎
Jose, Hey, no. I'm sorry. Lets go see a movie. Thank you. (have you fallen in love with me yet jose????)
HELP ME!😭 MY CRUSH SAID ON ME THAT SHE HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME AND ME ALSO BUT After 1week she didn't chat me? What's wrong?
Free loads and Earn cash Vlogs you got too excited. Started opening up to her. Boom she got the ick and left
Go slap her
Thank you for existing I hope
Your tips work
5:18 that *uuuuuffffffffff....* Was just amazing 😂😂😂
5 better words: "I got food for you"
XD This is most women ...bet I can cook come on over lmfao
5 Words: Rose Gold and Black Bracelet
Jose please bring back the cheesey music
Faxx
Noooooooo 😂😂
Saying sorry is the worst thing u could say it comes off as weakness
You forgot “atta girl” they will literally melt
I did all the still my crush friendzone me
Timothy Neumann dick move bro
Not your right girl
first you friendzoned yourself
second you can still get out of the friendzone if you do it right
third.. i don't know
if u have something in ur mind that u want to say to her, tell the opposite , lastly, P0P YÖÛR PÉÇS
Just try to flirt with her. Make sure you look hot before that.
I feel like I am watching a way more chill version of alpha
Mitaka_43 yeah for real no disrespect to alpha but he gets crazy to much but has great content but I feel like he releases the same content
Hey @teaching men’s fashion I’ve been watching some of your videos lately during this quarantine. And I gotta say that all of these are going to be super helpful for me, if schools get opened again in August. I’ve been kinda struggling with talking to girls at my High school a little and I’ve also recently quited pornography because I already know that that’s going to fck up my teen years. And all I want to say is that I’m glad that I’ve stubbled upon one of your videos.
Lil bro pornography is not that bad. The problem is when you do it 7 days a week every day none stop. But as a teen it actually helps you gain puberty quicker. It's inhances all your facials hairs and opens up pores thru out the body theirfore you will get a nice fully beard or mustache gotee or nice hairy chest that girls love...👍
Thank you for uploading this video ( with a smile )
Oh god....i tried it on my bestfriend....And
HOLY SHIT! IT ACTUALLY WORKED! SHES MY GIRL NOW! THANKS BRO