I think I'm gonna go get a masters degree in physics, rocket science and microchip engineering first. because all of that seems easier than learning this shit
Dude I'm studying mechanical engineering right now. There's always an exact answer and a certain way to tackle a problem but this shit is on another level
5 Do’s: Text quickly after getting her number. Use the right emojis. Text enough to keep her interested. Set up dates and plans. Be casual/fun. 5 Dont’s Don’t send cheesy/too many emojis. Don’t text her all day everyday. Don’t be afraid to tease her/flirt with her. Don’t always text her first. Don’t talk too much, in doubt be silent. Tl;dw: Don’t be desperate, always text with the purpose of going out with her. When texting be witty/funny/teasing. Don’t interview her.
I don't understand you. type that out isn't that just a waste of time? Why don't you just write that out on piece of paper or something, do you just do that because you want other people to remember it? I mean you, or the other person can just watch the video all over again to get the information again. Hahaha. I am just breaking your balls !!!
shallowcoder1 it's probably better if you act like yourself, to be honest. I don't want any girl that doesn't like the real me because I probably won't like her either xD
Call her something more sophisticated maybe idk mate if your American I can’t really help as I am British but yeh that’s because our females are much different
Ah. Thats me. I find it really cringey when a boy compliments me. I think its because shes antisocial and not use to being called nice things. I know it sounds bad but i dont think you should compliment her until you both know eachother really well.
hey, i was just wondering what your opinion is on the philisophical and existential implications of the recent developments in quantum superposition effects being observed at the mecrat trophic level?
Stillmatic you should go for a girl that you know will make you happy with a good personality that fits you. im happy with my girlfriend because of only trying to be as confident as possible and ask her out :) go for her buddy im telling you being with the person that makes you happy feels like a whole new level of happiness :)
Honestly this is why I ended up marrying my wife. We always hooked up on and off but never had to deal with this kind of bullshit with each other, (how do I get the upper hand, should I wait to call, gotta be funny what do I say?). We just naturally got along, liked hanging out with each other, listening to music, getting drunk and/or high, and fucking.
She's gone cold, my boy you didnt follow the whole process what Zeus is teaching us.. Or did u skip some part?. No skipping in Zeus rules and ways that a fact bro.
lmao it happens to us all. only time you'd text a girl good morning would be if you're dating her and she's your girlfriend and even then you don't have to
lol I'm a black kid born in America. I'ma use nigga as a please. Therefore it can't be used against me. And I generally use it to describe anybody, black white male or female lmao. So my use may be cringe to you, but for me its just a word. A sentence enhancer, if you will. lmao
1. Grow some f*cking balls and talk to her first 2. Be direct 3. Always be prepared for rejection (note: many guys don’t take rejection in a good way and over react) 4. If she responded well and you’re seeing her, try to keep the momentum. don’t always wait for texts or phone calls. Make sure if you’re texting is to setup the next date and meet her. (Real relations don’t usually take place over the phone, rather in person) 5. Don’t be too clingy, show that you’re interested, but don’t over do it, girls hate that sh*t. Now you know, go out and have some fun😉
I get what you're implying, but if it's ALWAYS you who starts texting then the girl would start to feel like she doesn't need to put in any effort into the relationship, and just makes you look needy and bothersome. Honestly it's ok for you to text her the first 2 or 3 times and then wait when she makes the turn. If she REALLY liked you back I'm sure she would bother to put in the effort of writing first at some point. Don't make the same mistake I did and just sit back sometimes.
This would be a perfect opener "Hey I was just wondering what your opinion is on the philosophical and existential implications of the recent developments in quantum super position of x being observed at the microscopic level"
JJKHaywood Isn’t that good though? The world is overpopulated enough. Any more and then the world will see a massive sudden decline in the population. Billions will die because there won’t be enough food and water for everyone. There will be a worldwide food and water shortage if the world population keeps increasing.
Some aren’t guaranteed to make it to 20 or even tomorrow, that’s why many try to rush into it and get their feelings out right away. Nobody wants to be alone and just waiting for a lot of time will cause a ripple effect with you drifting away from the girl as someone else talks to her.
Franchise Icon hell yeah, there's so much to do and so little to do, focusing on girls only means you're wasting time on another human being instead of yourself, and let me tell you... Girls only care about themselves why shouldn't we as men.
Understanding girls 101: All girls want is love,affection,and quick responses 1.if u wait to long to reply she will get angry and start losing interest 2.if a girl says “K” then ur really screwed, cuz now she’s mad and wants you to talk to her about something else, but don’t make it obvious that u want to change the subject(tell her if she wants to talk then ur there for her) 3. Every morning a girl does want you to text her saying “good morning” and every night she wants you to say “good night” and then add something sweet at the end like “good night love ❤️“ or “good night darling, sweet dreams” So there u go. Hope you’ll listen to an actual girl. This guy gave false information 🙄😤😒
It's easy really you want a girl? Focus on yourself, your hygiene, you clothes, your hobbies, your fitness, your goals in life and girls will follow. Women love a confident man who can take care of himself because that means you can take care of them too. Never run after women, you'll look clingy, needy and weak. Trust me you don't want to be viewed as weak by a women it'll trigger their motherly compassion, she basically either starts treating you like a kid that need her love and help( you get friendzoned) or look down on you altogether. Focus on you my friends
Slim Essid amen this is what I'm currently doing I want to reach a point where I'm happier with myself and then I'll be confident enough to start meeting women
if she doesn't ever text you first, she is also not really interested. worst mistake guys do is to hang on a girl. go find the next girl to go out with
If a girl really really likes you, you don't even have to worry about what to text her, just text whatever you want and it will still work out no matter how bad a texter you are
As an experienced mature dater, trust me, that is not how it works. In nature females qualify males, for those guys who think they are qualifying females- these guys are duches
i put out videos once a week since they take a lot of time to produce with the animations, writing, responding to most comments, etc. doing my best to post as often as i can and hopefully in the future i can do more than once a week
no problem boys, doing my best to help you guys out as much as possible. gonna definitely try to upload as much as possible. thanks for the support guys!
Chess masters: examine and predict hundreds of next moves of their opponent Me got a message from a girl: examines and predicts several possible next massages to keep the conversation going but ends up finishing it within 4 turns
Richard Ponec well yah, but girls love a strong man, to make them feel safe !!! Its in our nature to protect a family and u cant protect a family if you aint a tough man
But I really want to talk about the philosophical and existential implications of the recent developments in quantum Superposition effects being observed at the macroscopic level
I like to think of myself as being well educated on such topics and I do actually know some stuff about quantum superposition and even quantum computing (Computer geek here), but that shit's on a new level yo xD
Don't listen to this stupid stuff. Be urself..and everything else will fall into place eventually. Social media has ruined relationships. I wish it was still the 80s when a guy just ask a girl out on the phone or in person. People had confidence back then. So much low self esteem now with all this Facebook and stuff. Peace.
Michelle Thompson Yes this days people make simple things complicated..it’s so much better years ago you like each other you hit it off no fucking bullshits..
The more items on this list you follow the more attractive you will be. 1: Be yourself, with your personality, do not imitate anyone, be authentic 2: Masculinity (very important) 3: Attractive charm (the most important item on the list) 4: Be sexual without being vulgar 5: Be romantic 6: Keep a smile on the face 7: Be confident about yourself 8: Keep eye contact and physical contact showing interest but not much 9: Protect her with your presence 10: Shyness does not exist, this is adrenaline and adrenaline is good, do not live without it
My goodness... as a girl i am suprised. Boys who find this video are BLESSED because these pretty much sum up everything i dont like about boys texting me.. A boy that follows these rule would be A DREAM! (In my experience)
Man I hate these society games... give me a real girl who sees through all this bullshit and let me be myself, so I can send as many emojis as I fuckin' want. :P
What do you mean? Is this about that friendzone shit? cus I don't believe in that, friendship is the true basis of all/real relationships, being nice, kind and honest.
I'm a girl and i like when a boy asks me if i ate, or hows my day going. That gives me the impression that he cares about me and its cute. I think you just have to be yourself, try to find something you're both into. Something you have in common.
If i as a person am shitty i thinkits better i stay within my mental state and try to improve my self even if losing the interest of many girls in the process.
definitely gonna do a video on how to dress well soon, got some other cool videos coming out before then though. i'll also do one on how to make a move at some point since it's commonly asked. for the third one just watch my friendzone video ruclips.net/video/urgwAQbtW_4/видео.html thanks for the feedback bro!
God mother fucking dam! I subbed at 1k, and was like wtf , why you got no subs , *uploads new video* (60k) facking hell . Keep it the fuck up you will be at 1mil in no time!
Yeah be yourself follow 5 k rules be polite from 5555 to 7777, if you go below you are a pig if you exceed this limit they lose interest in you dress nice do this do that This shouldnt be so hard but the expectations are crazy lately
Blufor 4014 Tbh you just gotta be laid back and relaxed the whole time and joke around and make comments on how beautiful of a smile she has and just take her out every weekend eventually she'll fall for you and BAM next thing you know your paying 4 grand for a nice ring :)
Texting girls these days is like disarming a bomb, one slip up and it’s ALL over.
Damn it think I did
Yeah... that explains my failure lol
Fr 🤣
So true one mistake could fuck up everything
So true bro
Guys the glitch is patched, she blocked me
Just wait for MrBossFTW to find (steal from reddit) another one!
Lol bro you r a g
Oh thank you I was going to try to do it
Ahahaha
DopePlayZ YT No way bruv 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I never text, I only fax.
biggestsign faxxx bro
biggestsign so are letters outdated already?
Quote of the year right here ladies and gent's haaa.
*Ah, I see that you are a man of culture as well.*
Wow man, isn't that like old or something??
Me:Hey
Her 3 hours later: Hi
Me in .000001 seconds: How was your day?
( Yea I'm that dumb)
I feel you man 😧
Same here. You're really fucked up
I feel ya
ScaryBryan C that’s so me
Be like dat sometimes gorls ain't shit deez days
I followed his steps and she blocked me!
Yash Raj kewl
Lol
McScrotie damn 😂😂😂😂
Lmao
Rip bro
instructions unclear, she called the cops
Funniest thing I've seen all week. Thanks mate
Lol
This video sound like a radio station on gta v
Neh
@Nojus Nevardauskas oh lol..But y be so harsh
@Nojus Nevardauskas you still play fortnite thats why you are single
@@Albert42069 you have a fortnite youtuber as your profile pic...?
LMAO UR SO RIGHT
Just be yourself..if she doesnt like you ,find another one to talk...there are more than 1 billion girls that would love to chat with a guy like u
im too pussy i told her i like her but she hasnt read the message
its been 3 weeks
just dont be a creep at all
True yeh 😓
Facs
Thank you king
I think I'm gonna go get a masters degree in physics, rocket science and microchip engineering first. because all of that seems easier than learning this shit
That's the plan.
Listener113377 lol exactly Man fuck these bitches, what's next? Go get a degree in texting girls? this is bullshit nonsense
wolf zayn congrats
Dude I'm studying mechanical engineering right now. There's always an exact answer and a certain way to tackle a problem but this shit is on another level
Listener113377 Same here bra
fuck woman are too difficult all these games damn I'm gonna become a monk
Derek Kase yo man, I feel you but don't give up. 😭😂💀
monks are dope
Derek Kase I'm a girl half this stuff makes sense but that's to much unless the girl is too high maintenance & a bitch so so don't worry too much.
+Kayleigh Mata your kidding right?-.-
yo guys, I'm going on date with my girl at Justin Bieber's concert at May 10th. I set this up by DMing her on IG ! THANKS @BasesZeus u are a legend
I just stumbled upon this channel
i regret nothing
me either
Based Zeus ahahaha
But wtf bro, this guy had 50k subscriber 3 days ago and he has now 90k , broooo what is going onnnn?
This is my first video from this guy and I know its time to subscribe
I regret it whole-heartedly.
5 Do’s:
Text quickly after getting her number.
Use the right emojis.
Text enough to keep her interested.
Set up dates and plans.
Be casual/fun.
5 Dont’s
Don’t send cheesy/too many emojis.
Don’t text her all day everyday.
Don’t be afraid to tease her/flirt with her.
Don’t always text her first.
Don’t talk too much, in doubt be silent.
Tl;dw: Don’t be desperate, always text with the purpose of going out with her. When texting be witty/funny/teasing. Don’t interview her.
Thanks
I don't understand you. type that out isn't that just a waste of time? Why don't you just write that out on piece of paper or something, do you just do that because you want other people to remember it? I mean you, or the other person can just watch the video all over again to get the information again. Hahaha. I am just breaking your balls !!!
@@liluzivert6061 why are u here bro u get enough girls?
🧢
@@coryparsley3946 LMAO
I tried to tease her and she ended up crying...
YoungT .... I don’t think you did it right 😂
are you sure you didn't tase her?
don't use barbed dildos
YoungT Bruh you prolly called her a hoe
Yeah i teased a few times and she cried sometimes
I got sad when I saw this was recommended...
Martijn Van Gameren Hey bro there's nothing to be ashamed of.
"Only a fool acts like he knows everything"- some philosopher.
shallowcoder1 it's probably better if you act like yourself, to be honest. I don't want any girl that doesn't like the real me because I probably won't like her either xD
Martijn Van Gameren Eerlijk..
Martijn Van Gameren same
ya boo oh woooow...
THAT'S IT !!
I decided to stay single for the rest of my life.
this is too much GAME and tactics and pretending for me
Same here. Fuck this shit im out!
Good luck with that
Mojo Jojo that's not fun, you would laugh like a crazy with a good joke made by the dude.
just drink trust me bro im Russian and it worked 17
yamstation dude hahaha insane man
Not all woman are thots..
*but all thots are woman*
*Edit* I literally wasn't expecting 170 likes under this stupid comment xD
it be like that sometimes
IT'S FAXX
IF SHE BREATHES...
that's deep
Interesting
8.9 million single boys saw thiz video
lol
IMMORTAL GAMER nigga thats both of us
That includes you
We'll I'm a girl and I just saw this shit to not Be Boring
@ScAnTiY SILVER lol I Bet you are But it's not looks it how you treat her
That is very rude
Thanks Zeus. Got my first 12-some
No way
Aspern Park you mean an orgy
@@talhailyas9097 no, that's not what I said
Lucky
Congrats, teach me Master Park. I'm tryna get this girl, she knows who I am but yeah....
I have a girlfriend who finds it cringe when I say she’s beautiful honestly
Call her something more sophisticated maybe idk mate if your American I can’t really help as I am British but yeh that’s because our females are much different
That's weird dude. Maybe call her princess or mami those always work.
😂
Ah. Thats me. I find it really cringey when a boy compliments me. I think its because shes antisocial and not use to being called nice things. I know it sounds bad but i dont think you should compliment her until you both know eachother really well.
Leave her
Zeus: flirt with her 2:21
Me: im here to Learn how to flirt
I know
@@theincredibledrl9684 wow my comment 400 likes and I didn't even know
Just be natural. Don’t over think it lol
texting a girl is like diffusing a bomb am I the only one who plans the text in my head and then she doesn't follow the script
annisha francisn lmaooo then you gotta inprove
annisha francisn Hiuok
annisha francisn Likeu
annisha francisn preach
Lmao
"holy f*ck, someone strangle that son of a b*tch" laughed hard
hey, i was just wondering what your opinion is on the philisophical and existential implications of the recent developments in quantum superposition effects being observed at the mecrat trophic level?
hahha
DutchPyro2011 macroscopic*
Plot twist: Zeus is actually a girl and is helping every guy out
Shaolin fantastic lol
rofl
Don't take dating advice from a woman EVER!!!
If I want to catch a fish, I don't ask a fish, I ask a fisherman.
Theodore Ferguson why not
*Girl sends message*
*Me waits a bit to show that I’m not clingy*
*Girl stops replying coz it’s 12:00 pm*
P I N K F A C E begets
😂😂😂
Same with my bf
Ooooff
12:00 am fool
I'm a straight female, I don't know why I'm watching this.
so you can share it with guys you know who need it
Based Zeus Good point
No Name smooth
What's your view on this video?
So you can share this video to all of the guys when they get boring
I'd rather just go for a girl who isn't this complicated......
Stillmatic you should go for a girl that you know will make you happy with a good personality that fits you. im happy with my girlfriend because of only trying to be as confident as possible and ask her out :) go for her buddy im telling you being with the person that makes you happy feels like a whole new level of happiness :)
Like a girl who enjoys going fishing !
This is the way to good life
😂😂
Honestly this is why I ended up marrying my wife. We always hooked up on and off but never had to deal with this kind of bullshit with each other, (how do I get the upper hand, should I wait to call, gotta be funny what do I say?).
We just naturally got along, liked hanging out with each other, listening to music, getting drunk and/or high, and fucking.
“Don’t always text first” been waiting for her to text me back for like 4 days
Anthony Gomes she likes me!
Bro you pullin back and she will loose interest you must first get her attach before you do that u doing this too early
Weeks*
She's gone cold, my boy you didnt follow the whole process what Zeus is teaching us.. Or did u skip some part?. No skipping in Zeus rules and ways that a fact bro.
You know life is rough when you are getting dating advice from Zeus, a god that is known for constantly cheating lol
that’s badass cause he gets hella bitches 🤪
Why? That means he’s got game! 😎
Constantly cheating meant he's the CHAD bro,he be like getting all the girls even tho they knew he will cheat
@@jekesan4221guys. it's a joke
Did u just Roast this guy's channel?
The way he curses is funny
True ast
Asf*
It's like hearing your grandpa cuss to fit in
SOMEONE TRANGLE THAT SON OF A BITCH
Bruh😂
I've been texting her good morning and this guy just opened my eyes. fck whoever gave me that shifty tip.
lmao it happens to us all. only time you'd text a girl good morning would be if you're dating her and she's your girlfriend and even then you don't have to
Based Zeus appreciate it, she ended up dating a guy. even though I have the qualifications to date her. fck my shyness.
27,700,401 views oh your name is 27,400,401 views
sujeet bokil no shit.
Yoo I did the same exact thing with this chick, but she didn't mind but then again you never know maybe some chicks like that type of shit
Its too hard i be single
Eshwar Anand niggah your fingers in there already
OhHeyBryant your reply doesn’t make sense.
shechshire 🤣🤣😂
shechshire 😂😂😂
Eshwar Anand thats kinda gay
This dude doesn't care about swearing lolll
Got respect
This shit is harder than I thought...I'm better studying science..
Ani Rudh this is so true
69 likes lel
Lmao
Exactly
yup well annoying, and boring, I hate the dating game these days
When Bases Zeus goes from 12,000 subs to 60,000 subs in 2 weeks...
haha up and coming
Keith K. last I checked he had 6 thousand
i made a screenshot so i can say i was subscriber from 60 k :p
animeforeverjoho i just suscribed
Keith K. and 60k to 87k in two days
my man ur literally a god love u
love u more
Based Zeus that voice is so good on that brintney lol man good shit :)
Based Zeus could u use insta to text them
dont recommend it
Based Zeus thnx for the vid
STREAM BTS DYNAMITE
Same
Do not reply immediately.
BufferingJeonJungook f
I am so fast that if She replies at 20.00 i would reply at 19.59
Replys in -363682 seconds
The sweet girls hate me and the girls i hate love me... 😐😐😐😐
You probably arent being authentic then
@@realbenjaminseda zeussss
Same here
Same
Sameee
Wtf why do i always get at this part of youtube
Ikr, was watching bodybuilding videos, ended up here lol
because even youtube knows you are desparete :D
Buff Dudes
MrMovieMan941 u totally fucking wrekt the shit out that guy.
T -Tripskills Maybe RUclips trying to tell you something
If u get the chick pregnant then shell have to keep talking to u
And same with the child
You're right, I just wish you could say it in a way that doesn't sound so cringey
The truth will make you cringe. When you're not used to hearing it.
No, it's just the n word being used that I'm talking about.
lol I'm a black kid born in America. I'ma use nigga as a please. Therefore it can't be used against me. And I generally use it to describe anybody, black white male or female lmao. So my use may be cringe to you, but for me its just a word. A sentence enhancer, if you will. lmao
Are you really that boring? YES! Yes I am.
Jojo
Reference
Same...
1. Grow some f*cking balls and talk to her first
2. Be direct
3. Always be prepared for rejection (note: many guys don’t take rejection in a good way and over react)
4. If she responded well and you’re seeing her, try to keep the momentum. don’t always wait for texts or phone calls. Make sure if you’re texting is to setup the next date and meet her. (Real relations don’t usually take place over the phone, rather in person)
5. Don’t be too clingy, show that you’re interested, but don’t over do it, girls hate that sh*t.
Now you know, go out and have some fun😉
I get what you're implying, but if it's ALWAYS you who starts texting then the girl would start to feel like she doesn't need to put in any effort into the relationship, and just makes you look needy and bothersome. Honestly it's ok for you to text her the first 2 or 3 times and then wait when she makes the turn. If she REALLY liked you back I'm sure she would bother to put in the effort of writing first at some point. Don't make the same mistake I did and just sit back sometimes.
Yea number five is where I fcked up on😂
bb
jopi
@@changowango5208 same
Bruh we have recently started texting but she is never the one to send to first text, should I just wait
This would be a perfect opener "Hey I was just wondering what your opinion is on the philosophical and existential implications of the recent developments in quantum super position of x being observed at the microscopic level"
Ti Leader it probably works 😂😂
thats was funny
Lol
Ti Leader Im gonna use this 😂😂
How awkward would it be if she knew what you were talking about
No wonder birth rates in the USA are at a all time low.
Yet u have one of the biggest sex rates?😂
Lmfao
Damn, y’all are some bitter fuckin losers. Chill out, omg
SpaceOutMisfit sure, but my girlfriend doesn’t think so
JJKHaywood
Isn’t that good though? The world is overpopulated enough. Any more and then the world will see a massive sudden decline in the population. Billions will die because there won’t be enough food and water for everyone. There will be a worldwide food and water shortage if the world population keeps increasing.
Just live your life and if you are under the age of 20 you have a lot of time...focus on your dreams now and later we see!
It worked now I'm 21
Some aren’t guaranteed to make it to 20 or even tomorrow, that’s why many try to rush into it and get their feelings out right away. Nobody wants to be alone and just waiting for a lot of time will cause a ripple effect with you drifting away from the girl as someone else talks to her.
Yes, focus on Your Purpose, path, and lastly, the pleasure. the three p's for men
3:48 BEST PART
I died at that part😭🤣
I've watched all of his videos
And the best part is" You fucked up" 😂😂
haha love it
yo already have two wifes, why do you watch this vegito?
Super Vegito Omfg i find you everwhere i go. no problem with that though but still wtf!?
Zepos - Bodybuilder/Powerlifter because this guy is funny as hell
still waiting on super gogeta to show up
don't waste your time on girl....
this girls aren't going anywhere
so start focusing on your success
(life time tips)
Franchise Icon hell yeah, there's so much to do and so little to do, focusing on girls only means you're wasting time on another human being instead of yourself, and let me tell you... Girls only care about themselves why shouldn't we as men.
Gilbert yep! Agree
Yah I agree ,you just need to lay low then they'll come running to you in seconds
Franchise Icon truth
bekindrewind don't even get married; you will bring to life another human being to suffer in this existence
"If you're not sure what to say, don't say anything"
I gotta keep that in mind.
dude. if she's the type that can't handle big conversations, you're wasting your own time.
Vegan Motovation Different market
if u going out with britny from jb consert u probly don't wanna keep her
I tried his procedure it didn't work
....so I googled how to understand girls
Google said we r still in search 4 it
Understanding girls 101:
All girls want is love,affection,and quick responses
1.if u wait to long to reply she will get angry and start losing interest
2.if a girl says “K” then ur really screwed, cuz now she’s mad and wants you to talk to her about something else, but don’t make it obvious that u want to change the subject(tell her if she wants to talk then ur there for her)
3. Every morning a girl does want you to text her saying “good morning” and every night she wants you to say “good night” and then add something sweet at the end like “good night love ❤️“ or “good night darling, sweet dreams”
So there u go. Hope you’ll listen to an actual girl. This guy gave false information 🙄😤😒
@@destinyhernandez9012 this is true for me that is all girls are Different
Destiny zermeno go watch ams
@@destinyhernandez9012 lol fuck no🤣 gorls take advantage of fast replies deez days
Destiny zermeno bro you’re so right (from experience)
The overvoice sounds like the guy from "How it's made"😂
Alex Woods "In this episode of how it's made, texting girls."
2 things to take from this video:
1. Be casual and stay calm
2. Be yourself
Do not "be yourself"
Me- Hey you free tonight?
Her- No im working why?
Me- I like where this is going ;)
Nikola Andonovski 😂😂
LOL
Nikola Andonovski lol
I'm slow...I don't get it
@@antwuntrademark me either. PLEASE SOMEONE EXPLAINS PLIZZZ
I use the egg plant emoji a lot... now I know why I'm single
Bogdan Bogz hahahahaha
Bogdan Bogz
lol
Cant stop watching your videos
me either
I feel bad for this guy.The amount of images he will have in his folder after this video.
all he has to do is delete all after he's done lmao
this dude will hit 1mill in less that a year
Girls, stop being so difficult!!!
It's funny because we're not. Being texted "Good morning" by someone just puts a smile on my face. We aren't all the same.
Sugah yes it's not girls being difficult some guys are just too lazy to think a little about what they say or do so they just complain
Just Saiyan girl please
Sounds like a hit or miss.
Its not that difficult actually
It's easy really you want a girl? Focus on yourself, your hygiene, you clothes, your hobbies, your fitness, your goals in life and girls will follow. Women love a confident man who can take care of himself because that means you can take care of them too. Never run after women, you'll look clingy, needy and weak. Trust me you don't want to be viewed as weak by a women it'll trigger their motherly compassion, she basically either starts treating you like a kid that need her love and help( you get friendzoned) or look down on you altogether. Focus on you my friends
Slim Essid amen this is what I'm currently doing I want to reach a point where I'm happier with myself and then I'll be confident enough to start meeting women
Slim Essid best advise
Slim Essid thnx got it
Im focusing on my own goals (fitness, career, family and friends relationship) but this chick dont give two shits about it. What does that tell u
Slim Essid also don't wank
me: hi
her:sup
Me: are you from tennessee?
@Clinton Shaun wtf
@Clinton Shaun wtf...?
Me: Are you from Tennessee
Coz you're the 10, I see.
IF we stop texting her first , I'm damn sure that you won't receive message from her well that's a logic ..🙍😁
sidharth v It's the greatest paradox that humans have not yet figured out. Why aren't we dedicating all our scientific resources to figure this out???
sidharth v yep
if she doesn't ever text you first, she is also not really interested. worst mistake guys do is to hang on a girl. go find the next girl to go out with
Mehmet Ali Demir you and me are the 3%, these peeps are stupid
Zobek Guerrero Corey
Instructions unclear, got married
Beginning of your downfall, good luck
why does he sound like a family guy character
Lmao you are right he sounds like Mayor West a little bit
BoyDanny93 a mix between that stupid new dog (i think lenny or so) and major west
I think it's actually the mic and compressor he uses. ...to answer you rhetorical question.
Exactly how i feel. He should be in Family Guy
Peter/Brian
2017: Never send emojis.
2019: 100$ Plan from Zeus says to use emojis.
If a girl really really likes you, you don't even have to worry about what to text her, just text whatever you want and it will still work out no matter how bad a texter you are
why do i keep getting family guy vibes when i see your cartoon character on screen
Video: dont try impress girl, let girl impress you..
Ikr
As an experienced mature dater, trust me, that is not how it works. In nature females qualify males, for those guys who think they are qualifying females- these guys are duches
Julia Skagfjord
Lmao feminist
Yes, then you won't get any. Girls don't give a fuck about me or you. Let alone trying to impress someone.
stk328 stk328 but seriously where does that go? I mean that just gonna take unpleasantly long.
You dont need tips from a video YOU NEED CONFIDENCE..
a dude with a channel called gamer zone really shouldn't be giving advice in this area.
@@emarskineel u dont know me g so dont judge also confidence is more than enough to get u a girl
@@emarskineel What, because people who enjoy gaming don't have confidence? Don't talk shit.
@@samdobie6748 nah confidence not enough to get girls man if u talk to a lot of girls u will know what they're actually want -.-
Confidence while text? No...
Confidence while approach her LIVE.
Awesome a new video, love you bro. Keep up the work and more videos please. Everyone like this so he reads this.
i put out videos once a week since they take a lot of time to produce with the animations, writing, responding to most comments, etc. doing my best to post as often as i can and hopefully in the future i can do more than once a week
Based Zeus alright bro I understand.
no problem boys, doing my best to help you guys out as much as possible. gonna definitely try to upload as much as possible. thanks for the support guys!
Based Zeus i seen many vids of yours but now i cant remeber the steps
Your voice over is hillarious
ikr hahaha
True
Fucking hilarious, lol
I see your channel picture, braap
Dude I just subscribed to your channel because I got a subtle subconscious signal from green board in the beginning of video!!!
nice!
Chess masters: examine and predict hundreds of next moves of their opponent
Me got a message from a girl: examines and predicts several possible next massages to keep the conversation going but ends up finishing it within 4 turns
Yeah she blocked me😅
Awe 😞
Rip
Same I feel y'all bro 😂
I still see your shadows in my room
Same, harsh bro
too difficult ... iam now going to the gym and train everyday getting abs and big muscles .. that should help too
helps less than you think bro. girls (of any quality) go for personality over looks
Richard Ponec well yah, but girls love a strong man, to make them feel safe !!! Its in our nature to protect a family and u cant protect a family if you aint a tough man
You're just getting the wrong advice from Based Zeus.
Do not go the gym for women are you fucking kidding me.
Be awesome, attract awesome.
I'm gonna commit suicide today That's the only solution.. FUUUCK
same. but I suck at texting hahaha I'm either too boring or too cheesy lmao
But I really want to talk about the philosophical and existential implications of the recent developments in quantum Superposition effects being observed at the macroscopic level
I like to think of myself as being well educated on such topics and I do actually know some stuff about quantum superposition and even quantum computing (Computer geek here), but that shit's on a new level yo xD
what??
And you kiss your mother with that mouth?
what the phoque
Me too!
“Don’t: use emojis!”
“Do: use emojis!”
Just do it in moderation
Don't listen to this stupid stuff. Be urself..and everything else will fall into place eventually. Social media has ruined relationships. I wish it was still the 80s when a guy just ask a girl out on the phone or in person. People had confidence back then. So much low self esteem now with all this Facebook and stuff. Peace.
Michelle Thompson Yes this days people make simple things complicated..it’s so much better years ago you like each other you hit it off no fucking bullshits..
Dao_Ming Zuh ya I liked the 80s when we could openly hate blacks
@@itsmyles6097 Fuck yea
It’s Myles All the way brother
Let’s not forget to castrate midgets and cut off the hands of left handed people
Mitt Roman Knee I heard that one of the women left the kitchen!!!!!!
"How to be a better Fuckboy" - Tutorial
Thats the way girls want it , nobody likes a boring nice fucking guy right ?
Well Kay they like the boring nice guy once they're divorced with kids that need a new daddy, then that boring bank account seems fantastic!
Julian K. that's basically what girls with zero substance want.
And I say "retarded girl detector", because I don't have to find out for myself what kind of guys they like hehe xd
Look at your fucking profile pic. It pretty much screams fuck boy.
The more items on this list you follow the more attractive you will be.
1: Be yourself, with your personality, do not imitate anyone, be authentic
2: Masculinity (very important)
3: Attractive charm (the most important item on the list)
4: Be sexual without being vulgar
5: Be romantic
6: Keep a smile on the face
7: Be confident about yourself
8: Keep eye contact and physical contact showing interest but not much
9: Protect her with your presence
10: Shyness does not exist, this is adrenaline and adrenaline is good, do not live without it
My goodness... as a girl i am suprised. Boys who find this video are BLESSED because these pretty much sum up everything i dont like about boys texting me.. A boy that follows these rule would be A DREAM!
(In my experience)
*Maybe you can't get a girl because your not being yourself and watching RUclips how to*
Cannaman you just need to work on your confidence. Women love a guy with confidence
Man I hate these society games... give me a real girl who sees through all this bullshit and let me be myself, so I can send as many emojis as I fuckin' want. :P
When I do it guys start to treat like best friend.
What do you mean? Is this about that friendzone shit? cus I don't believe in that, friendship is the true basis of all/real relationships, being nice, kind and honest.
Rather sleep then :)
you tell me...
Christoffer Hoff Girls aren't attracted to that.
If you don't have a million subs by the end of the year I'm contacting RUclips saying there is another sub glitch
haha me too
Based Zeus you are awesome
Have you done that?
Me: says hey to her
*waits 6 months to say hey again because I don’t want her to think I’m desperate or clingy*
im here just to listen that voice im laughing so hard.. 😂😂
Wow,, I developed one hell off a attitude frm watching ua videos Zeus .Tnx mate . Soon u gonna hit the 1M sub
thanks man
When the greasiest person and the ugly person get a cute girl before you it's like OMFG WHAT DA FUCK HOW
oWayWard - ...no, an ugly fat woman can easily get most men if they just smile and show interest, because men will fuck anything.
What console u plat RL
Godzi Agar I’m a Champ 2 And I Just got a new PC Last night So have to re work my way up there
hahaha this is how... did you not just watch the video ?
I have done all the Dont's and none of the Do's. Moreover, I am ugly and broke. Guess i will die a virgin
We all just tryna get some MEOW!!!
I fucking love this guy I hope he blows up
thanks!
dirtea Now thats just fucked up, why would you say you love someone, and then hoping that he blows up, thats a bad way to die too.
Kronix Siege u was thinking the same thing.
he blows up as in hope he gets famous ahahah i hope u were joking
He did... 2 weeks ago he had 10,000 subs and now 113k BRUH
who came on here to look at the comments
So I can check people opinion! And haters won't stop saying bullshit about this video! They complain but the problem is they're single asses
phanzu mavinga they complain because they'll never get there and that's all they do
I don't even care about these tips, i just laugh my ass off at your videos. They are so true and funny at the same time, thank you! cheers
Damn Zeus you got bars
I'm a girl and i like when a boy asks me if i ate, or hows my day going. That gives me the impression that he cares about me and its cute.
I think you just have to be yourself, try to find something you're both into. Something you have in common.
Oh yeah? Let me try it on my crush and i'll reply from jail.
And how many of them are in the friend zone?😂
@@PersianMike lol good question! They're stuck there.
@@harambey 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If i as a person am shitty i thinkits better i stay within my mental state and try to improve my self even if losing the interest of many girls in the process.
GIVEAWAY WINNER: @ shallowcoder1!! I'll send you a message to get in touch.
What video topics should I do next?! Comment below
Based Zeus youre awesome man
Based Zeus How to dress,
How to make a move,
How to get a friend to a girl friend?
you're awesome ;)
definitely gonna do a video on how to dress well soon, got some other cool videos coming out before then though. i'll also do one on how to make a move at some point since it's commonly asked.
for the third one just watch my friendzone video ruclips.net/video/urgwAQbtW_4/видео.html
thanks for the feedback bro!
Based Zeus thanks for your interesting and good videos! ;)
The part when he got all nerdy was fucking hilarious 😂
God mother fucking dam! I subbed at 1k, and was like wtf , why you got no subs , *uploads new video* (60k) facking hell . Keep it the fuck up you will be at 1mil in no time!
thanks man!
is it that important nowadays,?? realy? having the most views. sometimes less is more even with your video's ..or i'm a little jealous
So is it okay to text Deeznuts?
Raymond Leggs
It's totally fine!
Simple just be yourself
I agree
Yeah be yourself
follow 5 k rules
be polite from 5555 to 7777, if you go below you are a pig
if you exceed this limit they lose interest in you
dress nice
do this
do that
This shouldnt be so hard but the expectations are crazy lately
Nope, doesn't work. lol. Learnt from years experience in dating.
Blufor 4014 Tbh you just gotta be laid back and relaxed the whole time and joke around and make comments on how beautiful of a smile she has and just take her out every weekend eventually she'll fall for you and BAM next thing you know your paying 4 grand for a nice ring :)
4 grand and a lot of pussssssy
Can't believe this was 6 years ago lol. How much as things changed since then?