An Incorrect Summary of Metal Gear Rising | Part 2 | Sons of Obesity
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Jimothy Ross (Sundowner): / jimothyrosshasfinallyb...
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0:00 - Intro
1:24 - Amazon Headquarters
6:08 - Red Sun
8:16 - 私は絶望しています
9:50 - The Only Thing I Know for Real
11:35 - Gums of The Parrots
12:54 - الشرق الأوسط
15:39 - Proud to be an American
19:05 - Family Guy Funny Moments
21:24 - Conclusion 
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>"I'm fucking invincible"
>Easiest boss once he losses his shield
This had to be on purpose
Fun fact: With some blade mode animation cancels, you can actually juggle him, even before breaking the shields. :D
Im pretty sure it is.
Im pretty sure it's easier with his shield
I cheese him with dystopia, never had to get close to him when he exploded
Everyone misses the point of Sundowner, which is funny since he tells it straight to your face. Specifically in the "I'm very in touch with my inner child" line.
Every single thing he says or does is in the form of a violence abusing, cruel child. Watch every scene he's in with this in mind and you will see it. it's especially obvious in the train scene in the first level.
And in the final fight with him, his weapon is a giant scissor and his shield is literally the "everything proof shield" that asshole kids use to ruin the fun for everyone when they play in the playground. He even refers to it as such with the "I'm fucking invincible" line.
Plus, he plays unfair (helicopters and soldiers join the fight).
“My source is that I made it the fuck up”
An amazing line
sad that armstrong didn't go "thanks for noticing"
Bro, are you high?
Let me check...
...Yes.
HIGH ON AMERICAN SPIRIT!!
ngl raiden's voice would be amazing for postal guy's voice
@@jujuteuxOfficial Oh my God... That VA and Max0r sound so much alike, its amazing, lol
"Even in death, he's on crack"
"My blood is red white and blue, Jack. I wonder what color yours is."
This line unironically goes HARD.
It's just blue, particularly Glacier Freeze Gatorade
Seriously it’s a fantastic line. I can imagine President Funny Valentine saying it too
It really was. Specially spoken by Armstrong.
He has red and white blood as a person
And blue as someone coming from an elite family. Or might be the gatorade thing as partly cyborg.
@@feffermickel He would say that considering he has scars in the exact shape of the American flag on his back for some reason.
@@iantaakalla8180
Valentine upon hearing about Jesus’ corpse:
*is for America? 👉👈*
The "i made it the fuck up" line is funny, but the best one for me is "American imperialism is totally justified because we had a black president once... BEFORE I FUCKING KILLED HIM". Gianni s delivery is just PERFECT
truly, his proficiency is *heart* warming
@@raydiiradiusf i hear another goddamn pun...
That's Gianni? Holy shit this video just became 100x better for me
That’s why Raiden’s the best,@@WheatDos . He always wore Armstrong’s heart on his sleeve.
@@raydiiradius (crushes heart) (seizure-inducing montage)
"My blood is red, white, and blue, Jack, I wonder what color yours is."
That's actually a really fucking sick line.
For real, it could actually be in the game
Another cool line is "Manslaughter doctor? I made it on purpose"
Raiden " it's red, you should see a doctor"
@@kevincandelario2573 A Doktor*
@@regretgames5580 it might help the doktor with his credit card debt
"you're not cringe, you're just f*cking racist" absolutely golden
And best of all it's still basically an actual ingame dialogue
Can't call someone racist if said person can change their ethnicity at will.
@@QuaestorL NANOMACHINES SON
@@signer0001 NanoRacists, son
@@zartasrn its harden whan expose to other skin colours
13:44 Max0r ladies and gentlemen. The only person capable of writing something so batshit insane that even Gianni Matragrano breaks character.
damn max0r got a real voice actor for this video, I didn't even know, now that's dedication!
Max0r did this *twice.* In the Ultrakill Act 2 video, Gianni breaks again when talking about how he's in V1's prostate due to the butt plug mod.
@@co5micwaffle742 What's even more impressive is that Gianni is a memelord in his own right, especially after Ultrakill.
Gianni almost broke character when being a Gabriel VTuber because he read a 500 bits message that only said "Obama."
@@RyougiVector I know. It was beautiful.
It's really amazing how Maxor's Armstrong monologue is functionally indistinguishable from the real thing. He really is that fucking hammy.
This comment is especially funny to me, since until watching this today I thought the "my source is I made it the fuck up" exchange was from the actual game, and believed it 100% without issue. I was waiting for the "actual 4Kids dialogue" notice to pop up, but it never did.
I didn't even realize it was the meme guy, Gianni matragrani
the real thing is MORE insane
@@tacotown4598Ya, more real but not as funny.
@@ThefifthBishopofGord maybe less funny depending on your taste, but even better from a writing standpoint
“That’s a nice argument senator, why don’t you back it up with a source”
“My source is that I made it the fuck up”
100% something Armstrong would say
most honest internet debate lord
Best part of the whole video
Still better than most twitter arguments
The Patriots be like
Source?
im fucking sobbing over the fact that the entire armstrong bit is only slightly exaggerated
Parody Armstrong makes more sense to me than actual Armstrong.
Genuinely lmao
the only difference with Armstrong's speech was that he changed the metaphor from Politics to Social media and that made it BETTER!
Snap into a slim Jim
-president torso-tough
worst part is if you go to any video about the mgr armstrong cutscenes people are like "fuck, armstrong makes some good points, we *should* cull the weak! i read this in an ayn rand book once"
Raiden's character development with the influence of Sam is so touching. You can see how he turns from cringe to based throughout the story. That address drop made me cry.
Raiden is naturally cringe and he needs a based person to charge his based battery. Till Solid Snake was alive, it was him that kept Raiden based. Snake died and didn't leave much based source for Raiden.
So Raiden had to get based energy from Sam and Sam left him sword with infinite based battery energy that will sustain Raiden for the rest of his based life.
He becomes a family guy.
14:47 The climax of the speech is so outrageous you don't even notice the cheeky pragerU logo appear 😂. Well played Max well played.
Wait I'm kinda slow, what does the PragerU logo mean in this context?
@@shinysaur4492PragerU is responsible for creating some of the most abhorrently bigoted content. Like, they will blatantly mass produce white supremacist and transphobic propaganda by having “experts” on their videos.
Armstrong’s speech isn’t over the top or unrealistic, you can see it in the real world. The same type of genocidal rhetoric can be heard all the time in any place, especially in mainstream media. It wouldn’t be wrong to call Armstrong a fascist or American/Western society as increasingly fascistic.
@@shinysaur4492
something something prageru is pro american propaganda machine something idk honestly
@@shinysaur4492PragerU is an extremely right wing 'education' source
@@shredskis1099 Compared to all the extremely left-wing colleges?
I fucking love how Armstrong's actor just cannot handle the absurdity of his own lines
Its definitely a shock considering the memes Gianni voices
I do not understand how Gianni, of all people, could not handle these lines. Has he not seen his own videos?
I think it was on purpose
Gianni is good enough to be able to stifle his laughs, so this was either them using bad takes on purpose or it's armstrong actually cracking up
Nah, Gianni breaks at a lot of his shitposts. Hell, he posted an extended version of his “woman who will actually kill me” video on Twitter, and 90% of it is just him cracking himself up. It’s great.
There are outtakes guys and you can edit those out.
Even Leslie Nielsen, who was probably one of the best actors at dead pan comedy, was breaking character when they were shooting Naked Gun. But compared to Priscilla Presley, he needed less time to stop breaking chatacter in ridiculous moments, since he had years of acting experience under his belt.
Sometimes I forget that most geopolitical problems could have easily been solved with Clifford the Big Red Sword.
"the big red stab wound"
How is your commment a day ago??????
@@fernandoalonsociezaghersi7219 Patreon, jack!
@@fernandoalonsociezaghersi7219 Patreon-machines son! They recive a video in response to money-based trauma. You can't comment before them Jack!
thousand-degree sword
In the end Armstrong had a real heart to heart with Jack. Rest in peace.
"Even in death he won't shut up"
That really showed that he wasn’t a heartless monster after all
15:12 Of all the memes, this joke was criminally underrated.
"now every game is worse because they don't have this."
Metal Gear Rising in a nutshell, really.
Me seeing Raiden do the foot sword thing for the first time
I like that sometimes Maxor has to put "this is actual in game dialogue" showing how BATSHIT INSANE the dialogue is
The dialogue is absolute batshit and I wouldn't have it any other way.
The fact that the original dialogue is so insane that a 20 minute shit post from 9 years later has to make a distinction between what is and isn’t original shows how perfectly this game aged.
Bat = covid
Insurrection terrorist will catch it
@@eavyeavy2864 ???
You'd be surprised how much real in game dialog he said in this video and yet forgot to point out.
9:35 That’s professional voice acting.
lowtiersam
9:36 It’s still funny how Sam looks like he’s actually saying that in-game
lowtiersam
Jack : What's a gun/ What the fuck is a sword?
Also Jack : *A SUCCESS OF A NATION IS DETERMINED BY MATERIALISTIC AND SOCIOECONOMIC FACTORS*
Jack needs to read a fucking book
He's just high not stupid.
“Even though your Iq is the room temperature of alaska”
@@almabatekert_villanykorte3387 what the fuck is a book
LISTEN KID, I DON'T KNOW WHAT A MCDONALD'S DOES
"Violence is never the solution. It's a question, and the answer is yes."
I gotta use that sometime.
"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama, in tumblr user Kumagawa's dream
@@ajvark Of beasts huh? I guess you could say that makes it the...
*RULE OF NATURE*
@@Oppen1945 The last part of Attack on Titan,more or less 🤣🤣
That's what "It has to be this way" basically fucking says. Lol
I use that phrase all the time
2:24 "So after expunging the records of Overwatch 2"
Well that aged really well. I guess it was Raiden's fault, and not Blizzard's!
The line 'the room is so goddamn oriental its killing dolphins' never ceases to get me
The fact that Sundowner was a gacha player and Armstrong was voiced by Gianni was the icing on top of the cake, that was a great video and laugh Max.
Gianni was the best choice. Hell, the ONLY choice for Armstrong
I know Armstrong sounded familiar
Gianni is a better Armstrong va than the actual Armstrong va
You know a game is good when it already memes the ever-living hell out of itself,and then max just cranks it to 1000%
Nah nah it was rimmy saying "IT'S ALL WEEB SHIT" got me
This game is an outlandish Japanese interpretation of an American interpretation of imperialism adapted from an outlandish Japanese interpretation of American imperialism.
interpretationception
Wait, so the garbage liberal ideals of anti-imperialism came from Japan? God dammit, screw them and their political meddling!
@@drstrangelove307 Lazy bait.
No that’s just how our senators are
@@drstrangelove307 bait
19:12
We’re here finally after extensive cutscenes to finally teach America that violence is never a solution, it’s a question, and the answer is *yes.*
For monolinguals like me wondering what the non-English chapter names are, the Japanese translates through Google as "I am in despair" and the arabic translates through Google as "The Middle East"
The chapter names themselves are great, too. It's such a little detail that so many people would miss, I love it.
the chinese says
“i don’t have a girlfriend”
and
“i want die” respectively
"I'm a Nazi"
"There's so much Hearts of Iron to play!"
So many deep fucking cuts in these and THIS is the one that gets me...
"So if you play Germany you get loads of intense global buffs, yeah?"
"Okay, and if you play France?"
"Massive fucking stack of debuffs, your whole tech tree is just to get them to go away"
"Sounds totally reasonable"
@@hazukichanx408 Just like the majority of unfun and or hard nations in HOI4,
“It’s historically accurate!”
@@It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise But France is not that unfun tbh, the early capitulation debuff can be easily taken care of in the foreign policy sub branch and France gets good buffs for air and military. _Playing France just needs you to be experienced. While i do agree that Germany has no debuffs and gets some pretty good buffs from the focus tree, completely dismissing France is a mistake.
@@nazeerkhot3651 Fair.
Timestamp?
Armstrong: "Have you ever harassed a minority?"
Raiden: "No"
*Blade Wolf the first time he met Raiden: "Known sex offender spotted."*
Pretty sure woman are not a minority
@@jonathanwells223 it probably shifts back and forth over the years, technically. Rounds to like, half, but it can't always be on the nose
He harasses minors, not minorities
@@openaardvark419 Sundowner Gaming
Maybe that has something do with his VA having been accused of sexual harassment.
11:42 I swear I thought this was edited in there, but then I watched the cutscene videos and see that he was legitimately reading that 💀
zamn dawg gimme some of that
Max0r makes best quotes in universe.
"Violence isnt an answer, it is a question. AND THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS YES!"
"Manslaugther doc? I did that shit on purpose!"
The first quote is like at least 12 years old
"American imperialism is absolutely justified because we had a black president once."
Man some of these lines are even better than the ones in the actual game
half black*
BEFORE I FUCKING KILLED HIM
@Nisa Suharni I don't give a shit
@Nisa Suharni why in the world did you pick this video out ANY video on this site to post that shit?
@@John-Stark It's a bot.
Max0r is what every ADHD person dreams to be. Able to complete a project, and put the madness of the ADHD on full display 10/10 would take adderall again
As someone with adhd yes
Can confirm
yep
Has ADHD. Con confirm.
Can confirm
I love that the dialogue of the game is so bonkers you actually need to put disclaimers to show it wasn't just one of your jokes.
19:00
should've said
but *THIS* is a family guy
“Manslaughter doctor? Heh. I did that shit on purpose”
Is unironically so hard of a quote
@Thatoneguy Just report ‘em
Then Millias theme plays. Just a little ironic
"That's a nice argument Senator, why don't you back it up with a source?"
"My source is that I made it the fuck up"
Nice callback.
Isnt that where all the original sources came from?
@@warbacca1017 flat earth and anti vax have being going with this so far, so I guess???
"God helps you when he picks up that sword again"
Best line ever
20:43 "i might be heartless, but you're a nobody"
aaaahhhhhhhhh i get it
If only I could do a good replica of this joke
“That’s a nice argument Senator, why don’t you back it up with a source?”
“My source is that I made it the fuck up.”
Literally me when I had an assignment in school
Works Cited
Me
He actually pulled it off without a nanomachines joke, fucking legend
I'm just a little surprised we didn't get anything from Armstrong about playing college football
@@jormilos at some cushy Ivy League school?
That's how you know he's a professional.
@@theamazingmr.shovelman8328 Try the University of Texas!
I'm surprised he didn't say "This is real ingame dialogue" for literally everything in the last fight
For anyone trying to find that banger track that was at the beginning and end of the video, it’s called Love the Subhuman Self by AISHA
It never fails to amaze me how you can blend perfectly original jokes and jokes outright stolen from ifunny and still make a hilarious video. It's genuinely impressive.
- Preference for minors
- Deflects women
- Razer chroma gear
- Lack of human empathy
Sundowner is a gamer confirmed.
Well personally im not a fan of children or women.
@@Floridamangaming729 So you're a gamer from 2016 then.
@@Incurafy no i just dont like most people. And most people dont like me. Im very reclusive by nature.
@@Floridamangaming729
2014 then
@@Floridamangaming729 i see why you're a vergil enjoyer
Raiden: "That's a nice argument, Senator. Why don't you back it up with a *_S O U R C E"_*
Armstrong: "My source is that I made it the fuck up."
dangerously close to the actual dialogue
it's ok, libertarians in mgr comment sections will continue to be armstrong stans til the end of time
@@frozenfeet4534 who?
@@frozenfeet4534 ...What??
@@frozenfeet4534 hey that's me
@@frozenfeet4534 we've been ratted out boys
Took me a year but I finally decided to play the game. What a journey it was. One of the best Singeplayer games I have ever played. Having watched this video beforehand just made me appreciate the game even more. You really captured the essence of the game perfectly
"The design is so oriental it kills dolphins" holy crap i lost it 😆 🤣 😂
"I cant go to prison raiden"
"why because you play genshin?"
"no raiden im a nazi"
underated line lmfao
And the follow-up "Where are you going??? There's so much hearts of iron to play!"
"I'm gonna not-see you in a second"
**commits helicopter jump**
And they are say german man isn't funny
Honestly has the same comedic hilarity of “oh who the fuck am I offending, the Nazi’s?!”
@@Double_D__ as a hoi player, I can verify this statement
The best part is the Armstrong fight edit - the fight in the game is already batshit crazy, and you took an entirely different angle to it. A+, would mentally calculate how many hours each edit took in my head while watching again.
What's up checkmark.
Listening to your "russian" accent was hilarious.
@@slk7376 he's literally in this video
Sup Rim
@@slk7376 nah he’s legit and a good friend of Maxor
9:20
good day
_Good day mate!_
Good day
Gianni is unironically a really good voice actor.
14:25 Raiden arbitrarily saying "Amogus" in the middle of Armstrong's speech fucking sends me every time
HAHAH SAME
*A m o g u s*
It's that deep voice as well
“All just petty distractions so that real men can get down to business.”
“ *A u M O N G U S* “
And i love the voice in wich i say it
"Even in death, he's on crack"
That caught me so off-guard
Big dreadnought vibes right there
"After expunging the records of Overwatch2"
That aged well
15:39 Your presence when you come out of the clinic as the only legally allowed person outside during lockdown.
Also Sam's setup makes sense. He barely had any cybernetics so his sword was his only way to match Raiden's enhanced speed by shooting his sword.
Simple 95 tech but enough to throw you for a loop.
“i can’t go to prison raiden”
“why, because you play genshin?”
*”no raiden, i’m a nazi”*
still dying of laughter over here Max0r that’s too much
Dok is an average HOI4 player
that might be one of the best moments in this video
“Doktor, how did you get an aircraft”
“*chuckles* credit card deb-“
“Of course”
same here lmao
Let me tell you a story about the origins of NASA
The amount of times "Real in-game dialogue" shows up just shows how amazing this game is.
And he didn't even leave in the actual "Make America Great Again" line from Armstrong.
@@ToastyMozart you could leave just about all Armstrong lines in the video.
@@ToastyMozart Wait did Armstrong say "Make American Great Again" before Trump?
@@Wiseman108 Yes, this game came out in 2013.
@@Elementalos Probably a coincidence, but it is funny to imagine Trump playing Metal Gear Rising. xD
wasn't paying attention and somehow caught Windmill Isle's theme at 3:30. god the sonic brainrot is real
Jimothy barely keeping it together is the best part of sundowner.
I love how Sundowner’s VA could barely keep himself together.
Who wouldn’t laugh after being given the line “sussy jack”
@@iotaku that's armstrong, sundowner is the gacha player
@@ev1450 the one using the kids for gacha yes?
@@iotaku let me check
yes
@@ev1450 it takes a real M̶V̶P̶ MAP to say "Kids are cruel, Jack. They just lose touch with it at the ripe old age of 12." with a straight face.
Armstrong's triple whammy puns at the end only makes his passing all the more heartbreaking.
"♥ by Max0r"
Bruh
Armstrong didn't have any grudges against Jack for killing him, because he got senator's respect. And also Raiden stole his heart
what can we say...
other than it tugged on our heartstrings, as it did his.
Amstrong really opened his heart to Raiden, huh?
We are all basically war criminals now, and death is too good for us.
That situation really called for a triple bypass...
Watching max’s editing is like having a good fever dream during a thunderstorm.
This is still easier to understand than the actual story of the Metal Gear series.
Max, why would you call me out on pausing to see every single meme?
I mean, you’re right, and I also paused to see my name in the patron credits twice, but still.
Me watching literally any Maxor video
I only paused to see the ganyu stuff, help me
@@user-mo6wo2mk9m no. You chose this fate simp
Who are you?
"Bro, are you high?"
"Let me check... Yes"
That line fucking killed me harder than Raiden killing all the enemies you meet. xD
Same. The Tone of Voice and Delivery was so good.
same here. Just the delivery of the 'yes' especially
that was such a great line delivery
@@fireblast133 "Flat 'Yes.'"
I wonder if Max0r ever discovered there's 200% health you can get, a wig that gives you infinite fuel cells, Sam's sword upgradable through chapter 1-7, a body that gives you a lot of grenades, a wooden sword, custom weapons from Mistral, Monsoon, and Sundown, and the ability to do no-damage for that perfect S-rank run
I only just realized "love the subhuman self" was used in the intro (along with the outro ofc). I am so happy.
This summary is so batshit insane, it's almost as crazy as the actual game.
Yes 😂
😂Almost
Fact
"almost"
What are you talking about this is an accurate representation of the game
The best part is how Sundowner, Sam and Armstrong's VA's were barely holding back laughter while voicing this.
Idk about Armstrong. that line with "and nothing is more American than shooting a man in this Walmart of a world" definetly seemed to have very much so let it out.
I don't make the market for ganyu jack. gambling is a part of who we are.....i just market it to sexy children....laughed my ass off...and that rooftop dialogue with the preschool not being enough for both of them....Max0r makes absolutely great scripts...
I can hear them struggling not to laugh...Children are cruel and i love minors , being able to hear the laugh when he says love.
Man...this dude made me laugh my ass off even when i played mgr:R , dmc 5 and Ace.....he's just a gem....
I don't know for certain but I'm pretty sure Max0r was Sam
And then Max0r couldn't handle his own jokes which is just too hilarious
Lol
11:10 somehow you turned the saddest moment of the game for me into the funniest moment of the whole video
i referenced this in class today and my professor got the joke i dont know if i should be scared or not
be afraid
also what part of this video did you reference
17:57 I just fucking lost it. Senator Armstrong did a lot of things during the boss fight, but he never cracked a joke that stupid and I am so thankful that you rectified that mistake.
My blood is red, White and blue what color is yours?
@@tatevaughan3248 My blood color is A B and C!
"you know, i'm starting to have a change of heART-"
🤣🤣🤣 That killed me
L00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000L thats so funny!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
even the actors, including Max0r, were confused by their lines they had to read. it’s fucking incredible. one of the best inaccurate summaries to date
the best*
I'd say
They even can't hold their laugh on some lines like Armstrong's
@@carltasticdrew9633 This video was so funny Gianni laughed at one of his lines.
I am impressed the Sundowner lines were said without breaking down laughing
@@realmario979 You mean like the time he broke down laughing at the end of "Kids are cruel, Jack. And I love minors"?
Its just you
The Sunset
And The *S O I L*
10:11
It’s great how almost all of the cast can’t NOT laugh with the “canon” voice lines
Character being broken never gets old.
Character broken, the memes now are spoken
@@fabricatorzayac IVE EVEN FORGOtTEN MY NAME
@@derps3536 WhEEEEZE laugh
"Everyother other game id now worse because it dosent have this". Truest statement ive heard today
Now that I think about it.. Senator Armstrong would make a great villain for the Boys series. Especially Max0r's version.
Strong, based asf, memorable catchphrases and quotes and so on..
"Go go gadget concealed carry" as you pull out a fucking rocket launcher made me fucking lose it
The best part is it still works because video game protagonists pull all weapons from a pocket dimension
The fucking
"The truth then.
Us politicians aren't so trustworthy...
We'll steal, make shit up,
even lie to our voters!"
"That's Crazy"
"I know, it's very hard to believe."
Is the greatest scene ever crafted!
Thankfully it's all a joke since the politicians never lie to us.
And he’s not even wrong
in this duel between 2 equally matched swordsmen, between 2 veriusly diffrent speeds, its up to us to defeat the weakest brazillian male.This guy is out here making the rainforest look like a (FFFF) joke, and the best part is there is no (Extra game mechanics). No minions. No shields and no Monsoon telling me about (FFFF'ing) among us, its just you. The sunset. *AND THE SOIL* ^Tacobell^ and (Blessed Fecees) Raiden disarms wham slam bam Sam, Which causes him to lose his Mc(FFFF'ING) Marbles and this somehow makes the fight harder. I mean he straight up punches you like he is in yakuza. Hey Raiden look at this cool bug i found *Vineboom* Oh Raiden. No need to flip out. This guy has thunder thighs more powerful then *THE* *POWER* *GRID* Sam will test *EVERY* *SINGLE* *NEURON* *IN* *YOUR* *CORPUS* *CALLOSUM* With unrelenting and dangerous attacks ?Strong enough? to burn a hole in my aderall supply. Its not a drug problem, its a drug solution. And thats just phase 1, god help ?you/me? When he picks that sword back up..... Guess i don't have a choice. I challange you to a debate
-What the (FFFF).No
-*'dies of cringe'*
So Raiden goes to inspect his kill like a cat only to realize that he has no cibernetic enhancements. This man dunked on raiden *HARDER* *THEN* *KOBE* After he threw a AVU In to the air By juicing, Raiden steals his Crifford the big red sword, with a 5 star gacha rating And a 33.5% Crit rate. Raiden you have a motorcycle why are you sprinting there?
@@braindamagegood
“Why don’t we just ReLAx aNd TuRn oN ThE RadIO? WoUld YoU LIke aM oR Fmmmm?!”
Chuckled with that ‘very hard to believe’ statement.
15:14 "And like congress, when he does do something, it usually hurts you." That comment aged like milk that's been left outside in the summer.
This man single-handedly revived metal gear rising: revengeance
Honestly, Sundowner saying "I love minors" is something I could see him saying in the game.
Half the time sundowner says anything, it feels like a parody of a comically evil villain
@@tankhead2645 "Kids are cruel Jack. And I'm very in touch with my inner child."
Kids are cruel, Jack, and *_I t o u c h k i d s_*
@@tankhead2645 Sundowner is unironically this one villain that seems like most dumbshit idiot to ever live but still somehow is smarter than half of people Raiden met on his great journey to kill first black senator
Takes a certain kind of person to ask (politely, without pressure) kids to work as an intern as a gacha spinner.
"This isn't even the first time Raiden has stabbed a politician to death, but if I get my way, it won't be the fucking last." is such a raw line.
Don't forget the visuals at this moment. It amplify the message.
Raiden has killed the president and now a senator what politician will raiden evicerate next
[This is a threat]
for the record, the first was Solidus Snake, the former president of the US turned terrorist
20:06
9:09 new oblivion update looks sick
That overwatch2 file purging was too real. Max0r is a man on the inside
“I can’t go to prison Raiden.”
“Because you play Genshin?”
“No, because I’m a Nazi.”
This is perfect
Edit: My most liked comment to date, thanks everyone, and thank you Max0r!!!
followed by "i have a lot of hearts of iron to play" truly an enlightened editing
"I'll Nat zee you later." Is a great conversation ender.
@@zacksilverstone7642 *launches out*
I'd take that the Doktor isn't part of Operation Paperclip
A true Genshin player
“If it isn’t sussy Jack.”
The craziest part about that line is that only four letters were changed from the actual dialogue.
I swear to god a writer for this game was a time traveller and when they wrote "sussy Jack" in the script someone assumed they meant saucy instead
I'm going to assume it's the same writer responsible for MGS2's ending
@@QuakeGamerROTMG if im not mistaken, it's a reference to the actual Jack the ripper who would sometimes refer to himself as 'saucy jack' in his letters.
@@mlhx9181 I like my theory better
That is pretty interesting trivia though
@@QuakeGamerROTMG Back in the day being 'saucy' meant you abused or were generally rude to women.
@@danielzakgaim2764 based
The fact this man created “I made it the fuck up” truly makes him the man of all memes
16:02 legalized nuclear bomb memes in a nutshell
I love how he has to clarify when they're quoting real in-game dialogue between all the absurdity.
It only highlights how absolutely fucking bonkers the actual game gets.
What's even funnier is that a good 20% of these lines are actually just mildly changed dialogue from the game such as the part around "This isn't my sword" and "Fuck this 24/7 spew"
@@buddermonger2000 not to mention "
Well if it isn't sussy jack"
@@FarrelTTE Well it's actually "saucy jack" but that's kind of the point
"Your not cringe.....YOUR JUST FUCKING RACIST"
That line sent me into a coughing fit thank you Max0r 💀
@@kotorandcorvid4968 YOU'RE the hero we need
@@kotorandcorvid4968 *yrou'er
@@torcaace *ryoeu’
@@theasexualidiot4803 Hyuo"rwe*
*ur
14:34 its genuinely insane the impact and influence this one line has had on the entire goddamn internet
I’ve been around since the original “a hat in time” video and the way your videos have evolved is amazing I hope everything keeps paying off with you obvious hard work and dedication to insanely over editing videos
Love the line
“My blood is red, white, and blue. I wonder what color your blood is.”
Genuinely threatening
Honestly good line.
"Red and white are quite normal colors for blood, senator. But what the hell is the blue?"
"Anti-freeze, son."
@@yazanhawari4441 blue is also a normal coloration for blood
@@khora3845 For a horseshoe crab maybe, but not for a human. Biology textbooks color oxygen deprived blood as blue for convenience - to easily distinguish between arteries and veins. But, worry not, your blood and arteries/veins are always red!
@@yazanhawari4441 The blue is from those electrolytes spines you pull out of people to heal during the game.
" Thats a nice arguement senator , why dont you back it with a source "
" MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP "
This was the best part im still laughing *HELP*
Even better is that since it's an opinion means making it the fuck up is perfectly acceptable
*BASED*
Me doing essays in school be like.
Please tell me this is real in game dialogue
@@Iota-15 No, but the real game isnt that different
Snap into a Slim Jim got me laughing harder than it should have
I love how this game still has one of the most iconic soundtracks and characters even after all these years.
Hmmm
It would forever remain as one of the most legendary games of all times and nothing can change that and sadly all those good old days would never be back 😞
I think the best part of the whole game was when Armstrong quoted both Martin Luther King Junior and Ronald Reagan in the same speech.
@@ultimatechad8738 the good old days where the famous gacha games were the generous ones with companies that cared about their fandom more than anything?
@@thegatorhator6822 Sad part is that I'm sure I've seen people IRL do that exact same thing