Oblivion Npc Dialogue - Britain Edition

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @notamuffin
    @notamuffin 2 года назад +5398

    That, "You're a bully... You're a thief..." Was executed perfectly.

    • @IBrowseThisWebsite
      @IBrowseThisWebsite Год назад +1

      But is he also a coward and a cad?

    • @Exclusivesadblues
      @Exclusivesadblues Год назад +17

      @@andrewrogers5962 maybe? Maybe not?

    • @EsimOrgMMOGame
      @EsimOrgMMOGame Год назад +47

      @@Exclusivesadblues the player got bad karma from his previous actions in the game

    • @BornAgain89
      @BornAgain89 Год назад +31

      @@andrewrogers5962 Definitely not scripted, I have had similar interactions with similar NPC dialogue.

    • @robertavila1863
      @robertavila1863 Год назад +18

      YOU’RE A WIZARD! I’d have told her.. [followed by a witch]

  • @rogervenandy2241
    @rogervenandy2241 2 года назад +4219

    This conversation is a true NPC dialogue, its incredible how every sentence is completely unrelated to the next. True NPC woman

    • @leopard708
      @leopard708 2 года назад +10

      Ikr

    • @gohabs8918
      @gohabs8918 Год назад +66

      all i heard was "innit, tea and scrumpets, innit, bloimey, innit"

    • @BennyBestt
      @BennyBestt Год назад +3

      Underrated comment

    • @renansilva8317
      @renansilva8317 Год назад

      😂

    • @benjaminfenn3700
      @benjaminfenn3700 Год назад +37

      "Yer a bully... Yer a thief! Ya like stealin from yer workplace!"

  • @anomalocaris9002
    @anomalocaris9002 3 месяца назад +472

    She said "You're a bully... You're a thief" as if they'd known eachother for decades and she just discovered the dark truth

  • @rickjames9039
    @rickjames9039 2 года назад +2408

    He almost paid with his blood

    • @blurryf4i
      @blurryf4i Год назад +57

      Stop! You violated the law!

    • @rickjames9039
      @rickjames9039 Год назад +7

      @@blurryf4i I don't have enough blood

    • @regrubcivals2954
      @regrubcivals2954 Год назад +25

      ​@@rickjames9039 then pay with your money!

    • @declangaming24
      @declangaming24 Год назад

      ​@@regrubcivals2954 stop right there criminal scum

    • @johannsimonot
      @johannsimonot Год назад +4

      The skooma effect...😮

  • @somethingisshadyaboutthis9155
    @somethingisshadyaboutthis9155 2 года назад +1647

    “You’re a bully! You’re a thief! You like stealing from your workplace! You’re a criminal!” 😂 oh god

    • @cocopopman-43
      @cocopopman-43 Год назад +5

      😂😂

    • @johannsimonot
      @johannsimonot Год назад +20

      Skooma... 😆

    • @valnovanoth
      @valnovanoth Год назад +13

      Stop! You violated the law

    • @flesz_
      @flesz_ 7 месяцев назад +6

      She summarised British

    • @cornparade6874
      @cornparade6874 4 месяца назад +33

      "You're a bully" she says as she advances on him with a metal pipe

  • @londonspade5896
    @londonspade5896 Год назад +616

    The cane is so ominous

    • @billder2655
      @billder2655 2 месяца назад +12

      i don’t think there’s any rubber on the end though 😂 it’s just a metal pole

    • @Andtherewasguitar
      @Andtherewasguitar Месяц назад +18

      It's enchanted with +2 vandalism.

    • @RD-lb3st
      @RD-lb3st Месяц назад +12

      She took it from a slain foe

    • @Anreii
      @Anreii Месяц назад +1

      Makes me feel safer, easy weakspot incase you aggro it

    • @thomasbaggett8469
      @thomasbaggett8469 Месяц назад +2

      Reminds me of an evangelist from Dark Souls 3 lmao.

  • @Massimo-sn6sn
    @Massimo-sn6sn Год назад +390

    -"You're a bully... You're a thief!"
    -"Khajiit has no words for you"

  • @OlympiaCHUD
    @OlympiaCHUD Год назад +1912

    Imagine being killed by a village of people like this a few hundred years ago

    • @gerben2559
      @gerben2559 Год назад +106

      Pretty frightening.

    • @yonker1337
      @yonker1337 Год назад +180

      imagine letting these people conquer half of the world....

    • @somesz83
      @somesz83 Год назад +31

      That's actually terrifying

    • @RedHotChiliPepper31
      @RedHotChiliPepper31 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@yonker1337Seems like a bit of a racially charged comment lol. As if they’re all the same and all stupid

    • @DuragVinceCrapsOnHead69
      @DuragVinceCrapsOnHead69 7 месяцев назад +6

      ​@nnnjh8372and you're better than everyone else right?

  • @sahildoshi4438
    @sahildoshi4438 2 года назад +1113

    British NPCs are best for these lmao

    • @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM
      @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM Год назад +12

      If you haven't already. Type in NPC toilet paper. 😉

    • @Pearce200
      @Pearce200 2 месяца назад +5

      @@THE-BUNKEN-DRUM I’m here a year after your comment but had to thank you for the recommendation. Genius 😂

    • @DrRickDagless
      @DrRickDagless 2 месяца назад +2

      @@THE-BUNKEN-DRUMTy for this. That toilet paper guy was perfect lol

    • @wpierdoltv3119
      @wpierdoltv3119 Месяц назад

      Magrit vibes

  • @aelux4179
    @aelux4179 Год назад +958

    As a brit I can confirm that this is the motherland of all NPCs

    • @mikaelbihl-matias9462
      @mikaelbihl-matias9462 Год назад +35

      Motherland of all NPC's is France.
      Proof : macron has been reelected

    • @johannsimonot
      @johannsimonot Год назад +1

      @@mikaelbihl-matias9462 Gigitte Macron sous skooma...
      Brigitte c est un brave gars, le probleme c est son gamin.... Emmanuel Palmade 1er meriterait un test "anti skooma " 😁

    • @Bobrafam
      @Bobrafam Год назад

      As someone who lived long enough and have links to island yes it definitely is.

    • @lewisprice4482
      @lewisprice4482 Год назад +8

      I live in Wigan, all the NPCs spawn in our town centre

    • @Konoronn
      @Konoronn Год назад +1

      No.

  • @uncontrollable343
    @uncontrollable343 Год назад +592

    The tap of the stick really adds horror to this terrifying altercation. I’m glad you made it out alive to show the rest of the world your interesting and mysterious discovery. Bravo

    • @totallynotdio1311
      @totallynotdio1311 Год назад +22

      its like she plays her own theme song with that stick. its so ommonuos

    • @Liusila
      @Liusila Год назад +10

      Did he make it out alive?

    • @ryandarnell6
      @ryandarnell6 8 месяцев назад +4

      This comment made me laugh so much 😂

    • @mattihaapoja8203
      @mattihaapoja8203 5 месяцев назад +7

      No. Police extracted the video from his phone that was found on the body.​@@Liusila

    • @Milt-ad69ad
      @Milt-ad69ad 2 месяца назад

      Its the rarest in game weapon

  • @Alex.P1
    @Alex.P1 Год назад +307

    “You back off” she says as he’s backing off 😂

  • @majorrsole7355
    @majorrsole7355 Год назад +600

    If you defeat her, she can be summoned as a guardian force.

  • @terrortower666
    @terrortower666 Год назад +227

    The stop and stare as he asks her what she’s doing is the most NPC thing I’ve ever witnessed

  • @ethangatenby2547
    @ethangatenby2547 Год назад +338

    I like to imagine that if he hadnt have approached her she wouldve just stayed in the same position walking around the van, he initiated the quest when he walked up

  • @aaroncarlsback7239
    @aaroncarlsback7239 2 месяца назад +214

    0:16 He triggered the quest event when he started the dialogue

    • @1acobus
      @1acobus 24 дня назад +3

      Bro why is she standing like an NPC

    • @r3n4rdx61
      @r3n4rdx61 17 дней назад

      BC she is ​@@1acobus

  • @gooseboy4025
    @gooseboy4025 5 месяцев назад +65

    "You back off!" she says as she walks towards him

    • @highnoon7097
      @highnoon7097 2 месяца назад +2

      And he was already backing off

  • @TFChen-q5f
    @TFChen-q5f Год назад +24

    “Back off” is the keyword to trigger the aggressive actions from a NPC.

  • @hlm896
    @hlm896 2 года назад +192

    The voices actually sound like the sort found on Fable or Oblivion 😂

    • @nuclearicebreaker
      @nuclearicebreaker 4 месяца назад +4

      I think she sounds like an angry teacher in harry potter

  • @nohandle27
    @nohandle27 6 месяцев назад +35

    "You leave the toilet seat up. You leave the lights on. You forget to say thank you..." this one has quite a long list of grievances.

  • @redditstoriesfuny
    @redditstoriesfuny Год назад +45

    "YOU bAcK oFF"
    *proceeds to walk towards him*

    • @highnoon7097
      @highnoon7097 2 месяца назад +3

      Whist he's already backing off

    • @bojohannesen4352
      @bojohannesen4352 14 дней назад

      Worst Mocking SpongeBob text ever. Imagine being so dumb you can't even mock people properly. Truly failing at literally anything.

  • @spacegerrit9499
    @spacegerrit9499 Год назад +183

    You can take her, she's in cloth armor.

  • @antifreezeman
    @antifreezeman 8 месяцев назад +57

    "you're a bully, you're a Thief" sounds exactly like something out of an elder scrolls game ngl

  • @lostgleammedia
    @lostgleammedia 3 месяца назад +77

    Why are the most viscious people in existence little old English women who can't walk easily

    • @akr12877
      @akr12877 Месяц назад

      Be glad god nerfed them.

  • @miketexas4549
    @miketexas4549 Год назад +18

    Vibes like she lives in a tree and stirs magical potions in a large black cauldron.

  • @talisrealworld
    @talisrealworld 2 года назад +140

    the walk is menacing

  • @bradreed2001
    @bradreed2001 2 года назад +66

    May be Rest In Peace. The video ended because she does so much damage he got one shot

    • @ecos889
      @ecos889 Год назад +10

      Well she is a giant troll so we missed the best part where he gets thrown into the air.

    • @HipHopAn0n
      @HipHopAn0n Год назад +1

      RIP

  • @ahmadalwan9085
    @ahmadalwan9085 Год назад +27

    These NPC videos + English accent= 🔥🔥🔥

  • @RetroPlus
    @RetroPlus 2 года назад +36

    This isn't even the first time this woman has been in a video like this

  • @maxshibanov818
    @maxshibanov818 Год назад +45

    I think at 0:16 the battle music should've started xdddd

  • @rlolalleskapot
    @rlolalleskapot 2 года назад +63

    It's Oswald cobblepot

  • @yuridanylko
    @yuridanylko 20 дней назад +2

    "You back off" starts walking towards him

  • @Worm-ex9vq
    @Worm-ex9vq Год назад +25

    This is not an npc. This is a final boss you must fight in the end of a game

  • @wearywanderer7018
    @wearywanderer7018 Год назад +7

    As soon as I hear the music in these videos I start laughing with anticipation 😂

  • @BossySwan
    @BossySwan Год назад +6

    Mrs Goggins has let herself go

  • @LienLeon
    @LienLeon Год назад +11

    I love when people get so angry that they say the things they have been gossiping about with others. They probably mention it every time the see the person they don't like. "Look Betty, there he is again walking his dogs with the company issued royal mail jacket on and company issued work boots. He's a thief, he's ripping off his employer. I bet they know nothing about him wearing those company work boots to the dog park. It's a disgrace."

  • @Bonechip007
    @Bonechip007 Месяц назад +6

    people like this amaze me, im British, and there's an ole fella near me that's convinced I'm up to something, he just watches me and I pretend he doesn't exist which winds him up

  • @skyrimmerchant1617
    @skyrimmerchant1617 5 месяцев назад +4

    ‘you’re a bully, you’re a thief, a scoundrel!’
    Brilliant voice acting 👑

  • @unclecoco2082
    @unclecoco2082 Год назад +3

    You can see she is really enjoying that, capable of making any accusation, scary

  • @lestergreen9691
    @lestergreen9691 Год назад +13

    When i was starting to belive hobbits were fictitious creatures...

  • @Koopa-bf8uh
    @Koopa-bf8uh 9 месяцев назад +5

    The cane tapping.... Like a pirate antagonist walking at you. Spooky

  • @Gypsum179
    @Gypsum179 Год назад +26

    I am not British, but I believe the Brits would refer to this creature as an “old bin.”

    • @TheSaabClinicUK
      @TheSaabClinicUK Год назад +1

      Nah, shes a F'ing nutter.

    • @cheekysausage7764
      @cheekysausage7764 Год назад +11

      It's not bin, it's bint. An Arabic word meaning girl. Picked up in Egypt by British soldiers in the nineteenth century and over time became used as a derogatory term for a woman.

    • @Gypsum179
      @Gypsum179 Год назад +3

      @@cheekysausage7764 ah damn. I was hoping it was referring to an old gray trash can. Thanks for the clarification.

    • @matthaxx7137
      @matthaxx7137 Год назад +4

      I think 'old biddy' would be a more appropriate term. " An elderly woman, regarded contemptuously as annoying" from Collins English dictionary

    • @AlfieMaxMiMi
      @AlfieMaxMiMi Год назад +13

      Could also be an old bag.

  • @KantFromEC
    @KantFromEC 2 месяца назад +3

    I like how the interaction didn’t actually start until the player got close enough.

  • @Prssns
    @Prssns Год назад +6

    She comes from the classic days of NPC's and is really channeling Shenmue

  • @Kazokaslt
    @Kazokaslt Год назад +9

    this is so surreal that i kinda start to question myself there for a moment whether I ingested some acid today or not 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Filipcreate
    @Filipcreate 2 месяца назад +3

    The dialogue, her clothes etc. Everything fits the Medieval Era so well 😂

  • @W3Ar33pic
    @W3Ar33pic Год назад +7

    something about that cane is so fucking intimidating🤣

  • @alexsm3882
    @alexsm3882 Месяц назад +1

    Telling someone to back off while you continuosly advance towards them has to be the ultimate check mate

  • @wdj2511
    @wdj2511 2 месяца назад +4

    She's the thief, looks like she swallowed my basketball whole.

  • @Joeythe
    @Joeythe 11 месяцев назад +2

    She’s no NPC she the main villain 😂😂

  • @WJINTL
    @WJINTL Год назад +8

    Ah yes
    The road troll
    Pay the toll or pay with your blood!

  • @pauliewalnuts5803
    @pauliewalnuts5803 Год назад +2

    He’s not parked in front of the drive 😂😂

  • @hadeshades8347
    @hadeshades8347 12 дней назад +1

    Bro's stick was it's algorithm's spine

  • @Dane-ep8bb
    @Dane-ep8bb Год назад +33

    "you never should of come here"

    • @Stoirelius
      @Stoirelius 5 месяцев назад +14

      should have *

    • @Chris-v6b1n
      @Chris-v6b1n 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Stoirelius Yes to the op: get this correct, please. Edit your comment and correct because this really annoys me.
      Should HAVE.

    • @jukahri
      @jukahri 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Stoirelius No the mistake fits perfectly here.

  • @dannymiester5825
    @dannymiester5825 Год назад +5

    Can u imagine if aliens finally come to earth and the first contact is with one of these fruit loops

  • @blueshattrick
    @blueshattrick Год назад +6

    "You stole my sweet roll!"

  • @bhwolf0
    @bhwolf0 Год назад +3

    I have no doubt she traveled multiple universes during that minute

  • @BlondieYouTube
    @BlondieYouTube 17 дней назад +1

    This sounds like one of those audio tests for English classes.

  • @EDEKA_Nazimarkt
    @EDEKA_Nazimarkt Год назад +23

    That authentic character, that sound and ofcourse the realistic graphic... fantastic... 😂

  • @FireOnIce77
    @FireOnIce77 Год назад +31

    The accent mixed with the confrontation is hilarious 😆

  • @LoverOfManyArts
    @LoverOfManyArts Год назад +9

    Most accurate cause there's alot of british accents in Oblivion 😂

  • @fervent2896
    @fervent2896 2 года назад +14

    Theres a another part of this video where he finds his sons wipers in the ladies dustbin and goes and knocks on her door. Can’t find it though

    • @Screeno1993
      @Screeno1993 Год назад +1

      She must have been psychotic tbh she comes across that way

  • @timothymountain7868
    @timothymountain7868 2 года назад +27

    Are you quite legal.. 😁

  • @Tallyho1
    @Tallyho1 2 месяца назад +1

    I like how she isn’t even using the stick until the confrontation begins 😂😂

  • @chicken_kiev9929
    @chicken_kiev9929 25 дней назад +1

    You can see the moment her voicelines activate

  • @Mmmmchimkin
    @Mmmmchimkin 5 месяцев назад +5

    Ah yes, the elusive British Hagraven. A lot more mean and heavier compared to the normal ones. Avoid at all costs.

  • @shelbyvillerules9962
    @shelbyvillerules9962 2 месяца назад +1

    “You back off!”
    That’s what he’s _literally_ doing 😂

  • @JoeyG-o8r
    @JoeyG-o8r 2 месяца назад +3

    I mean she's got some ROCKIN' hooters though

  • @andysteele5707
    @andysteele5707 17 дней назад +1

    She'll put in a request with the dark brotherhood 😂

  • @joshualuke7003
    @joshualuke7003 Год назад +47

    I live in a conservative English borough and I can confirm that you will come across a lot of these hostile NPCs, especially if you’re passably young looking.

    • @Screeno1993
      @Screeno1993 Год назад +12

      They are really hostile and awful these boomers. They just are full of hate and it's honestly very frightening to me. I'm glad we can laugh at them like this here though!

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 13 дней назад

    Shouting "YOU BACK OFF!!" while he's already backing off is peak Oblivion

  • @lillielavelle9738
    @lillielavelle9738 9 дней назад +1

    We don't know the full story, so she may have been right to be angry with him 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @CPG00
    @CPG00 10 дней назад +1

    Very sage, very wise lady. She spits truth.

  • @beegchunguz7425
    @beegchunguz7425 2 месяца назад +1

    She had some serious "You shall not pass!" energy.

  • @devanman7920
    @devanman7920 Год назад +3

    The dialogue and the bar is like some local mage and her staff haha

  • @steveofgilead8173
    @steveofgilead8173 4 месяца назад +2

    What bridge was she hiding under? Did you not pay the toll sir?

  • @jakecavendish3470
    @jakecavendish3470 2 месяца назад +4

    Love how the udders have distended into the gunt and the whole mess is just shoved into the waistband to tether it 😂

    • @Jerbod2
      @Jerbod2 22 дня назад

      Surprisingly little amount of comments regarding her huge breasts.

  • @lp40
    @lp40 21 день назад +1

    The troll from the three bully goats gruff 😂

  • @N-cromancer
    @N-cromancer 2 месяца назад +1

    Y'all got to much patience, the second she advanced on me id have kicked that cane away and told her to go get it

  • @HittokiriBattousai17
    @HittokiriBattousai17 Год назад +1

    Fool, she's an optional superboss, you're not prepared for this fight, bro.

  • @GrandHighGamer
    @GrandHighGamer 2 месяца назад +1

    The general public and the post office to its workers before 2015:
    *see's post office van* "You're a thief, you like stealing from your workplace!"

  • @Earthbadger
    @Earthbadger 13 дней назад +1

    Average Norfolk random encounter

  • @Jake5537t
    @Jake5537t 2 месяца назад +1

    “You back off” while walking towards him 💀

  • @treewitch666
    @treewitch666 Месяц назад

    The tap tap of the weaponised walking stick and the clowny pompom slippers really adds to the threat level here

  • @HPLovecraftsCat87
    @HPLovecraftsCat87 2 месяца назад

    Love the way she didn't need the walking stick until she realised she was being filmed.

  • @davidrenton
    @davidrenton Год назад +50

    "your a bully, your a thief"
    well "you are a hagraven"

  • @foxbasedelta338
    @foxbasedelta338 6 месяцев назад +1

    She saw those slippers with pom-poms on through the window of the local Breton merchantile - "thems the ones", she thought..."I'll have them"...

    • @MrDalevich
      @MrDalevich Месяц назад +1

      They might look daft but I bet they have good stats.

  • @MutzHD
    @MutzHD 29 дней назад

    THE SOUND OF THE CANE 😂😂
    Thought she was summoning her goblins

  • @Azoria4
    @Azoria4 Год назад +1

    everyone talking about what she’s saying - not enough talk about the clanking of the walking stick. timed to perfection

  • @ProcyonMantis
    @ProcyonMantis 6 месяцев назад +3

    Better storyline than Cornation Street or Eastenders. Ended on a cliffhanger though! 🤣

  • @MalcolmNessGranger
    @MalcolmNessGranger 2 месяца назад +1

    Alright guys, fess up which one of you let the angry hippo out of its enclosure?

  • @rsarvaiya3337
    @rsarvaiya3337 Год назад +1

    "Alright, hand over your valuables, or il gut you like a fish"

  • @jonathanbeattie3410
    @jonathanbeattie3410 Месяц назад

    The metal thud from the cane haunts my dreams! Poor man must have PTSD when he hears metal now

  • @willyyeremi
    @willyyeremi 19 дней назад

    such a perfect scene, 10 out of 10 for this game. can't wait to get it on steam winter sale

  • @GinSoakedBrain
    @GinSoakedBrain Год назад +1

    Clearly the guy holding the phone had a low speechcraft skill.

  • @BloodMoonASMR
    @BloodMoonASMR 2 месяца назад +1

    The law might say you shouldn't block a driveway, but that's only concerning deliveries in new builds where there's a lot more space to mount the curb to do deliveries (if you can actually get up there, they build them as high as train platforms these days). Terraced streets, though?

    • @Putper
      @Putper 2 месяца назад

      is it legal to park on the curb there?

  • @Olole
    @Olole Месяц назад

    The only thing missing is her completely changing her tune when asked a different question.

  • @tuber00009
    @tuber00009 Год назад +1

    Guys she was training him, psyching him up for the final boss battle.

  • @steckerleiste9512
    @steckerleiste9512 2 месяца назад

    Video stopped just as the cut scene ended and the fight began.

  • @aaronlovell6026
    @aaronlovell6026 Год назад +3

    Wow this looks like an opening to a hobbit movie.