@@mikaelbihl-matias9462 Gigitte Macron sous skooma... Brigitte c est un brave gars, le probleme c est son gamin.... Emmanuel Palmade 1er meriterait un test "anti skooma " 😁
The tap of the stick really adds horror to this terrifying altercation. I’m glad you made it out alive to show the rest of the world your interesting and mysterious discovery. Bravo
I like to imagine that if he hadnt have approached her she wouldve just stayed in the same position walking around the van, he initiated the quest when he walked up
I love when people get so angry that they say the things they have been gossiping about with others. They probably mention it every time the see the person they don't like. "Look Betty, there he is again walking his dogs with the company issued royal mail jacket on and company issued work boots. He's a thief, he's ripping off his employer. I bet they know nothing about him wearing those company work boots to the dog park. It's a disgrace."
people like this amaze me, im British, and there's an ole fella near me that's convinced I'm up to something, he just watches me and I pretend he doesn't exist which winds him up
It's not bin, it's bint. An Arabic word meaning girl. Picked up in Egypt by British soldiers in the nineteenth century and over time became used as a derogatory term for a woman.
I live in a conservative English borough and I can confirm that you will come across a lot of these hostile NPCs, especially if you’re passably young looking.
They are really hostile and awful these boomers. They just are full of hate and it's honestly very frightening to me. I'm glad we can laugh at them like this here though!
The law might say you shouldn't block a driveway, but that's only concerning deliveries in new builds where there's a lot more space to mount the curb to do deliveries (if you can actually get up there, they build them as high as train platforms these days). Terraced streets, though?
That, "You're a bully... You're a thief..." Was executed perfectly.
But is he also a coward and a cad?
@@andrewrogers5962 maybe? Maybe not?
@@Exclusivesadblues the player got bad karma from his previous actions in the game
@@andrewrogers5962 Definitely not scripted, I have had similar interactions with similar NPC dialogue.
YOU’RE A WIZARD! I’d have told her.. [followed by a witch]
This conversation is a true NPC dialogue, its incredible how every sentence is completely unrelated to the next. True NPC woman
Ikr
all i heard was "innit, tea and scrumpets, innit, bloimey, innit"
Underrated comment
😂
"Yer a bully... Yer a thief! Ya like stealin from yer workplace!"
She said "You're a bully... You're a thief" as if they'd known eachother for decades and she just discovered the dark truth
Heisenburgh revealth
Say my name
@Walterwhite_cooks Heisenburg
@Walterwhite_cooks Heisenburg
He almost paid with his blood
Stop! You violated the law!
@@blurryf4i I don't have enough blood
@@rickjames9039 then pay with your money!
@@regrubcivals2954 stop right there criminal scum
The skooma effect...😮
“You’re a bully! You’re a thief! You like stealing from your workplace! You’re a criminal!” 😂 oh god
😂😂
Skooma... 😆
Stop! You violated the law
She summarised British
"You're a bully" she says as she advances on him with a metal pipe
The cane is so ominous
i don’t think there’s any rubber on the end though 😂 it’s just a metal pole
It's enchanted with +2 vandalism.
She took it from a slain foe
Makes me feel safer, easy weakspot incase you aggro it
Reminds me of an evangelist from Dark Souls 3 lmao.
-"You're a bully... You're a thief!"
-"Khajiit has no words for you"
Imagine being killed by a village of people like this a few hundred years ago
Pretty frightening.
imagine letting these people conquer half of the world....
That's actually terrifying
@@yonker1337Seems like a bit of a racially charged comment lol. As if they’re all the same and all stupid
@nnnjh8372and you're better than everyone else right?
British NPCs are best for these lmao
If you haven't already. Type in NPC toilet paper. 😉
@@THE-BUNKEN-DRUM I’m here a year after your comment but had to thank you for the recommendation. Genius 😂
@@THE-BUNKEN-DRUMTy for this. That toilet paper guy was perfect lol
Magrit vibes
As a brit I can confirm that this is the motherland of all NPCs
Motherland of all NPC's is France.
Proof : macron has been reelected
@@mikaelbihl-matias9462 Gigitte Macron sous skooma...
Brigitte c est un brave gars, le probleme c est son gamin.... Emmanuel Palmade 1er meriterait un test "anti skooma " 😁
As someone who lived long enough and have links to island yes it definitely is.
I live in Wigan, all the NPCs spawn in our town centre
No.
The tap of the stick really adds horror to this terrifying altercation. I’m glad you made it out alive to show the rest of the world your interesting and mysterious discovery. Bravo
its like she plays her own theme song with that stick. its so ommonuos
Did he make it out alive?
This comment made me laugh so much 😂
No. Police extracted the video from his phone that was found on the body.@@Liusila
Its the rarest in game weapon
“You back off” she says as he’s backing off 😂
😂😂
Yeah, tru brave guy there XD
If you defeat her, she can be summoned as a guardian force.
She upgrades your taunting ability to a whooping 50%+
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
release the Hagken!
But instead of Diablo it's Diabolical
😂😂😂😂
The stop and stare as he asks her what she’s doing is the most NPC thing I’ve ever witnessed
I like to imagine that if he hadnt have approached her she wouldve just stayed in the same position walking around the van, he initiated the quest when he walked up
💯 😂
He came into her agro range without sneaking xD
0:16 He triggered the quest event when he started the dialogue
Bro why is she standing like an NPC
BC she is @@1acobus
"You back off!" she says as she walks towards him
And he was already backing off
“Back off” is the keyword to trigger the aggressive actions from a NPC.
The voices actually sound like the sort found on Fable or Oblivion 😂
I think she sounds like an angry teacher in harry potter
"You leave the toilet seat up. You leave the lights on. You forget to say thank you..." this one has quite a long list of grievances.
lovely
"YOU bAcK oFF"
*proceeds to walk towards him*
Whist he's already backing off
Worst Mocking SpongeBob text ever. Imagine being so dumb you can't even mock people properly. Truly failing at literally anything.
You can take her, she's in cloth armor.
That cane could be enchanted tho
She has fat armor
😂 broooo I almost choked cloth armor 😂 that’s hilarious
But she is on skooma 😂
@@alfred0621British Scent Armor
"you're a bully, you're a Thief" sounds exactly like something out of an elder scrolls game ngl
Why are the most viscious people in existence little old English women who can't walk easily
Be glad god nerfed them.
Vibes like she lives in a tree and stirs magical potions in a large black cauldron.
the walk is menacing
The sound of the cane, is fookin scary 😂
*TAP...*
*TAP...*
*TAP...*
May be Rest In Peace. The video ended because she does so much damage he got one shot
Well she is a giant troll so we missed the best part where he gets thrown into the air.
RIP
These NPC videos + English accent= 🔥🔥🔥
This isn't even the first time this woman has been in a video like this
I think at 0:16 the battle music should've started xdddd
or at 0:30...
It's Oswald cobblepot
😂😂😂
"You back off" starts walking towards him
This is not an npc. This is a final boss you must fight in the end of a game
As soon as I hear the music in these videos I start laughing with anticipation 😂
Mrs Goggins has let herself go
I love when people get so angry that they say the things they have been gossiping about with others. They probably mention it every time the see the person they don't like. "Look Betty, there he is again walking his dogs with the company issued royal mail jacket on and company issued work boots. He's a thief, he's ripping off his employer. I bet they know nothing about him wearing those company work boots to the dog park. It's a disgrace."
people like this amaze me, im British, and there's an ole fella near me that's convinced I'm up to something, he just watches me and I pretend he doesn't exist which winds him up
I could watch British arguments all day. It’s absolutely hilarious.
Maybe it’s because you refuse to shave?
Perhaps he isn't well..
‘you’re a bully, you’re a thief, a scoundrel!’
Brilliant voice acting 👑
You can see she is really enjoying that, capable of making any accusation, scary
When i was starting to belive hobbits were fictitious creatures...
The cane tapping.... Like a pirate antagonist walking at you. Spooky
I am not British, but I believe the Brits would refer to this creature as an “old bin.”
Nah, shes a F'ing nutter.
It's not bin, it's bint. An Arabic word meaning girl. Picked up in Egypt by British soldiers in the nineteenth century and over time became used as a derogatory term for a woman.
@@cheekysausage7764 ah damn. I was hoping it was referring to an old gray trash can. Thanks for the clarification.
I think 'old biddy' would be a more appropriate term. " An elderly woman, regarded contemptuously as annoying" from Collins English dictionary
Could also be an old bag.
I like how the interaction didn’t actually start until the player got close enough.
She comes from the classic days of NPC's and is really channeling Shenmue
this is so surreal that i kinda start to question myself there for a moment whether I ingested some acid today or not 🤣🤣🤣
The dialogue, her clothes etc. Everything fits the Medieval Era so well 😂
something about that cane is so fucking intimidating🤣
Telling someone to back off while you continuosly advance towards them has to be the ultimate check mate
She's the thief, looks like she swallowed my basketball whole.
She’s no NPC she the main villain 😂😂
Ah yes
The road troll
Pay the toll or pay with your blood!
He’s not parked in front of the drive 😂😂
Bro's stick was it's algorithm's spine
"you never should of come here"
should have *
@@Stoirelius Yes to the op: get this correct, please. Edit your comment and correct because this really annoys me.
Should HAVE.
@@Stoirelius No the mistake fits perfectly here.
Can u imagine if aliens finally come to earth and the first contact is with one of these fruit loops
"You stole my sweet roll!"
I have no doubt she traveled multiple universes during that minute
This sounds like one of those audio tests for English classes.
That authentic character, that sound and ofcourse the realistic graphic... fantastic... 😂
The accent mixed with the confrontation is hilarious 😆
Most accurate cause there's alot of british accents in Oblivion 😂
Theres a another part of this video where he finds his sons wipers in the ladies dustbin and goes and knocks on her door. Can’t find it though
She must have been psychotic tbh she comes across that way
Are you quite legal.. 😁
I like how she isn’t even using the stick until the confrontation begins 😂😂
You can see the moment her voicelines activate
Ah yes, the elusive British Hagraven. A lot more mean and heavier compared to the normal ones. Avoid at all costs.
“You back off!”
That’s what he’s _literally_ doing 😂
I mean she's got some ROCKIN' hooters though
She'll put in a request with the dark brotherhood 😂
I live in a conservative English borough and I can confirm that you will come across a lot of these hostile NPCs, especially if you’re passably young looking.
They are really hostile and awful these boomers. They just are full of hate and it's honestly very frightening to me. I'm glad we can laugh at them like this here though!
Shouting "YOU BACK OFF!!" while he's already backing off is peak Oblivion
We don't know the full story, so she may have been right to be angry with him 🤷🏻♀️
Very sage, very wise lady. She spits truth.
She had some serious "You shall not pass!" energy.
The dialogue and the bar is like some local mage and her staff haha
What bridge was she hiding under? Did you not pay the toll sir?
Love how the udders have distended into the gunt and the whole mess is just shoved into the waistband to tether it 😂
Surprisingly little amount of comments regarding her huge breasts.
The troll from the three bully goats gruff 😂
Y'all got to much patience, the second she advanced on me id have kicked that cane away and told her to go get it
Fool, she's an optional superboss, you're not prepared for this fight, bro.
The general public and the post office to its workers before 2015:
*see's post office van* "You're a thief, you like stealing from your workplace!"
Average Norfolk random encounter
“You back off” while walking towards him 💀
The tap tap of the weaponised walking stick and the clowny pompom slippers really adds to the threat level here
Love the way she didn't need the walking stick until she realised she was being filmed.
"your a bully, your a thief"
well "you are a hagraven"
She saw those slippers with pom-poms on through the window of the local Breton merchantile - "thems the ones", she thought..."I'll have them"...
They might look daft but I bet they have good stats.
THE SOUND OF THE CANE 😂😂
Thought she was summoning her goblins
everyone talking about what she’s saying - not enough talk about the clanking of the walking stick. timed to perfection
Better storyline than Cornation Street or Eastenders. Ended on a cliffhanger though! 🤣
Alright guys, fess up which one of you let the angry hippo out of its enclosure?
"Alright, hand over your valuables, or il gut you like a fish"
The metal thud from the cane haunts my dreams! Poor man must have PTSD when he hears metal now
such a perfect scene, 10 out of 10 for this game. can't wait to get it on steam winter sale
Clearly the guy holding the phone had a low speechcraft skill.
The law might say you shouldn't block a driveway, but that's only concerning deliveries in new builds where there's a lot more space to mount the curb to do deliveries (if you can actually get up there, they build them as high as train platforms these days). Terraced streets, though?
is it legal to park on the curb there?
The only thing missing is her completely changing her tune when asked a different question.
Guys she was training him, psyching him up for the final boss battle.
Video stopped just as the cut scene ended and the fight began.
Wow this looks like an opening to a hobbit movie.