We Need To Stop Digging Up Mummies - Matty Ryan - Stand-Up Featuring

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  • Опубликовано: 28 мар 2022
  • Matty Ryan wishes archaeologists would stop digging up mummies and offers his thoughts on air travel. (Contains strong language.)
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  • @ridddgggedchippes
    @ridddgggedchippes 2 года назад +454

    huge shout outs to the woman who was so excited to finally hear someone else say that we need to stop digging up mummies

    • @aaronunroe5267
      @aaronunroe5267 2 года назад +8

      Dude for real, she was EXTRA excited for some reason hah

    • @gamefimetaverse9800
      @gamefimetaverse9800 2 года назад

      lmao we gotta stop this pandemic!

    • @Greeksoopaman
      @Greeksoopaman 2 года назад +4

      I think the mix was a little off. Heard way too much of the crowd.

    • @kaine3805
      @kaine3805 Год назад +1

      Woke women will blindly support any cause

    • @kaine3805
      @kaine3805 Год назад

      @@Greeksoopaman shaquisha be screaming hootin hollering

  • @missy3240
    @missy3240 2 года назад +293

    I’m so glad I watched this because I always love to imagine things in “the other direction”… a bunch of Egyptian dudes coming over and digging up historical figures is priceless. And the plane reenactment… 🤣 … this entire segment… 👩‍🍳 💋

    • @ATRTAP
      @ATRTAP 2 года назад

      If our historical figures had been buried as gods with treasure, manuscripts, food etc someone would definitely dig them up. Might take a few thousand years.

    • @cmb6087
      @cmb6087 2 года назад

      Lmao he just said it as I read your comment . I’m dead from laughing.

  • @umomiekiller
    @umomiekiller 2 года назад +80

    Ive never heard a comedian use a hvac guy in a bit before. Made me feel special! Hahahaha

    • @testing123.
      @testing123. 2 года назад +6

      Could be you one day!

    • @umomiekiller
      @umomiekiller 2 года назад +7

      @@testing123. id say so considering i own my own hvac company

    • @officialjocelyn9108
      @officialjocelyn9108 2 года назад +2

      You are special!!

    • @413XAj0n3z
      @413XAj0n3z 2 года назад

      @@officialjocelyn9108 even if I’m a gay

    • @harrisonbrand8985
      @harrisonbrand8985 2 года назад

      @@umomiekiller could be you getting dug up and put in a museum in 4000 years

  • @deonduran9849
    @deonduran9849 2 года назад +58

    My favorite part is when he casually walks over to the background to touch a lil lightbulb and doesn’t break cadence or comment at all. 💀

  • @Firered4651
    @Firered4651 2 года назад +111

    This man deserves more specials he’s hilarious

  • @DRS0395
    @DRS0395 2 года назад +41

    "Hey... way to go dude 👌" 🤣🤣

  • @brandongrill2767
    @brandongrill2767 2 года назад +44

    That part about being high in public... and holding the door too long... LMFAO THAT'S ME WHEN I'M HIGH AND DOING STUFF

  • @Herrcampzalot
    @Herrcampzalot 2 года назад +286

    I love that comedy central is getting back to comedians instead of shows. ❤️ TY🙏🏾

  • @Ashemk
    @Ashemk 2 года назад +186

    The trader Joe burn was entirely too accurate

    • @hayberdasher8625
      @hayberdasher8625 2 года назад +2

      It's my vegan gf perfectly

    • @tpstrat14
      @tpstrat14 2 года назад +2

      I couldn't believe it when they said they didn't sell toothpaste, plastic wrap OR toilet paper. Blew my mind

    • @Ashemk
      @Ashemk 2 года назад

      @@tpstrat14 oh they got toothpaste.
      Joe's bathtub bakin soda tooth pomade

  • @alittlesickducksucks
    @alittlesickducksucks 2 года назад +12

    "Are you gonna ask the pilot if there's any homework?" is where I completely fell apart.
    But why did he go tap that lightbulb at 6:41? Random af. LMFAO

  • @squid_fish
    @squid_fish 2 года назад +29

    A t-rex rorrervlading, that’s cool 😎

  • @FOBStevie21
    @FOBStevie21 2 года назад +15

    The girl in the beginning that was like "OKAAAAAY" killed me

  • @LokiDWolf
    @LokiDWolf 2 года назад +23

    The whole German skit was HILARIOUIS!!!

    • @nanowiseman1442
      @nanowiseman1442 2 месяца назад +1

      Best funny laugh and tasty candy in a while huh?

  • @Gbutler777
    @Gbutler777 2 года назад +19

    When was Egypt hot LMAO

  • @alextthomas
    @alextthomas 2 года назад +9

    I DEMAND several full length specials from Matty Ryan he is my new fave !!!

  • @chancesare...4493
    @chancesare...4493 2 года назад +21

    This is hilarious. I've watched it numerous times. The German lunchable guy is packed full of things to say repeatedly. Hello American child! Vary cool! Very, very wet ham. This guy is memorable.

    • @willhenry7610
      @willhenry7610 2 года назад +2

      "Perhaps a small pack of Skyttles, yes?" I've been repeating this for days now. 🤣

  • @Jenlenjen
    @Jenlenjen 2 года назад +3

    Lmfaoooo “diggin up bus drivers and HVAC dudes” 🤣🤣

  • @Jay-xh9dl
    @Jay-xh9dl 2 года назад +13

    This guy is really good! It's hard to find great comedians these days. Hope this dude makes it.

  • @graceb7284
    @graceb7284 2 года назад +57

    Loved his set so funny! Can't believe I've never seen him before🤣

  • @aceholepictures
    @aceholepictures Год назад +2

    Best new comedian I've seen in a while, very fresh

  • @jasonrunswithpremiserobard5589
    @jasonrunswithpremiserobard5589 Год назад +3

    Where has this guy been? I laughed my arse off!

  • @daniharkness00
    @daniharkness00 2 года назад +6

    My favorite mummy fact is that the reason why we don't have a lot of them after digging them all up is because they were EATEN!!!

  • @j8lech
    @j8lech 2 года назад +21

    This guy needs an hour special on HBO stat.

  • @aaronmartin4611
    @aaronmartin4611 2 года назад +2

    Digging up Ben Franklin lol "We got their best guy!?" 😆😆

  • @brettalexander5585
    @brettalexander5585 2 года назад +2

    That bit was refreshingly funny and unique.

  • @cecilygriffis6508
    @cecilygriffis6508 Год назад +2

    The part where he taps a lightbulb in the back is my favorite part

  • @TheHarrip
    @TheHarrip 2 года назад +25

    Prince Harry’s American accent is coming along well 👍🇬🇧

    • @spacemama
      @spacemama 2 года назад +3

      His hair is so luxurious, too😏

  • @crowleylan
    @crowleylan Год назад +2

    His German accent knocks me OUT. Like I’ve watched this a few times and still it’s hilarious😭😭😭

  • @JakeV.
    @JakeV. 2 года назад +10

    This is the first I've seen of Matty! Awesome set

  • @ellievranesevic
    @ellievranesevic 2 года назад +24

    This whole set was amazing. So good.

  • @mastod0n1
    @mastod0n1 2 года назад +16

    2:38 this guy just perfectly encapsulated why I hate going to Trader Joe's with my wife

    • @John-Doe-Yo
      @John-Doe-Yo 2 года назад +2

      On god anytime I get dragged along I know we’re gonna have to stop at one or two extra places 😩

  • @SparkLoud
    @SparkLoud 2 года назад +5

    It seemed like all the laughs was an effort to laugh louder than another laugh 😂

  • @SamOjaomo
    @SamOjaomo 2 года назад +11

    He looks like if Blake and Ders from Workaholics had a kid

  • @CaptainSelfConflict
    @CaptainSelfConflict 2 года назад +26

    Somehow the best German accent

  • @dyan785
    @dyan785 2 года назад +1

    THAT German bit is GOLD GOLD GOLD

  • @allsmiles7106
    @allsmiles7106 2 года назад +9

    This one of the best crowds I've heard in a while, tthey were so ready to laugh. Love to hear it

  • @ginaragone7035
    @ginaragone7035 Год назад +1

    "right in the ground!" LOL

  • @melindagibson8606
    @melindagibson8606 2 года назад +9

    One of the funniest comedians I have seen In a long time!

  • @lindiwengwevela524
    @lindiwengwevela524 2 года назад +3

    "When was Egypt hot, 4,000 years ago?" LOL

  • @TheBrob1983
    @TheBrob1983 2 года назад +9

    This guy kills.i love it.🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @guiltygreen
    @guiltygreen 2 года назад +5

    Duuuude this video sums up why and how much I miss Chicago lmao! The people are like nothing else, this whole set definitely warmed my heart.

  • @MultiLelde
    @MultiLelde 2 года назад +11

    That Trader Joe’s joke was spot on.

  • @aaronunroe5267
    @aaronunroe5267 2 года назад +2

    Matty Ryan, pulling up, HILARIOUS. Love the funny takes on mummies, the German accent...it's all good.

  • @anella901
    @anella901 2 года назад +1

    WOOOOW!!! Who is this dude?!?? Love him 🤣😭

  • @shawndeleon9938
    @shawndeleon9938 2 года назад +1

    Love how he just touched the light bulb lmfao 🤣 feel like he micro dosed sum mushrooms 🍄 🤣

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 2 года назад +2

    Hilarious airplane dead guy bit.

  • @michellepittman7886
    @michellepittman7886 2 года назад +2

    This dude is so hilarious 🤣

  • @coffeeandtrance
    @coffeeandtrance 2 года назад +7

    absolutely hilarious, jokes super relatable

  • @kodyjuan5548
    @kodyjuan5548 2 года назад +7

    Great set!

  • @jhen8900
    @jhen8900 2 года назад +1

    More Matty Ryan!

  • @towedarray7217
    @towedarray7217 2 года назад +4

    I'm actually the real-life guy that's at the airport like "ye...yeh yeh yeah YASS!". I'm an aviation nerd and love commercial aircraft so.... I'm the guy who's at my best at an airport. Recently I experienced a long flight delay after pushback, still sitting on the apron and all the other passengers were getting all upset. I was psyched because I was able to guess why there were problems. Storms across the east coast had deleted our approved flight path and they needed to calculate and approve another set of waypoints, allowing for other traffic in the corridors etc. It gets complicated and it is a real thing. I guessed that was the problem. it was that and I was right. I'm the worst and I know that about myself.

  • @Art3mis-Cane
    @Art3mis-Cane 2 года назад +17

    I love airplanes, but I'm a mega nerd.
    Suicide by subway is easily the most obnoxious death imo; especially when you're late.

    • @ironidol
      @ironidol 2 года назад +4

      Easily the most obnoxious way, I totally agree!
      I've actually seen people post "Don't kys by jumping in front of a train. It's goddamn cold out here, you'll leave us waiting for our train and also you're traumatizing innocent conductors" to their story in winter as if the first thing they thought of was it being cold and them not wanting to wait. Makes me hate humanity sometimes.
      I get where it comes from, though. I've heard of more incidents involving people on tracks in this year than my whole life (I wish I was exaggerating) and it is frustrating if you are late because of that, but you know... we'd rather be waiting than gone.

    • @Art3mis-Cane
      @Art3mis-Cane 2 года назад +4

      Yeah, when I first moved to NYC and didn't really have places to be, I thought it was pretty dark the way people would talk about train deaths. But a couple years in, like, there are ways to do it without fucking everyone else up to

    • @THEMOCU
      @THEMOCU 2 года назад +5

      Lmao just imagining my boss blowing up my phone for being late, just to find out I died on my way to work🤣

    • @TyBeTroLLing
      @TyBeTroLLing 2 года назад +3

      @@THEMOCU and somehow he will hold against you and still fire you and withhold your last check😂😂

  • @jasonwilliams1713
    @jasonwilliams1713 2 года назад +6

    Tight set 🤣

  • @jeremyandroschukart
    @jeremyandroschukart 2 года назад +2

    This guy has a new fan!

  • @brandontwohawks
    @brandontwohawks 2 года назад +1

    Excellent set!

  • @hannahhelton3789
    @hannahhelton3789 2 года назад +2

    This guy has potential. Keep honing it.

  • @christopherleblanc7458
    @christopherleblanc7458 2 года назад +1

    That was the freshest 10 I’ve seen in a hot minute

  • @larsonfamilyhouse
    @larsonfamilyhouse 2 года назад +1

    A small bag of sky-tells, yes? Lol love how the German turns Irish for a minute lmao

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 2 года назад +1

    Lunchables so good! 🤪

  • @coliedeekenzo
    @coliedeekenzo 2 года назад +1

    This is so funny 😆

  • @jessicaevans2564
    @jessicaevans2564 Год назад +1

    Funny and original! Came across him unexpectedly and glad I know the name now.

  • @v.duskren8819
    @v.duskren8819 2 года назад +1

    Really fresh material. I like him!

  • @jeanguzman3850
    @jeanguzman3850 2 года назад +7

    Love the jokes man! Funny af!

  • @terrylogginss
    @terrylogginss 2 года назад +2

    He was really good! His comedy seemed "fresh"

  • @spacemama
    @spacemama 2 года назад +7

    You got the like at "Eric Trump of mummies"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ultimatevictory9900
    @ultimatevictory9900 2 года назад +4

    I was getting bored...then the Trader Joe's and Plane Suicide joke hit and I still can't breathe 😂😆

  • @georgejenkins9412
    @georgejenkins9412 Год назад +1

    This guy looks like every main character from workaholics rolled into one

  • @janeprescott980
    @janeprescott980 Год назад +1

    Some things that pass for food are absolutely scary.

  • @jefferybrown8062
    @jefferybrown8062 2 года назад +3

    Dude is hilarious

  • @randilynn2422
    @randilynn2422 2 года назад +1

    Oh my lanta this was so great!!!

  • @itsdayghost
    @itsdayghost 2 года назад +1

    Matty KILLLLLLLING it 🔥

  • @John-Doe-Yo
    @John-Doe-Yo 2 года назад +2

    “Took some mushrooms and went to the museum by myself” WOOOOOOOOO! Wtf 🤨

  • @kentimmins9171
    @kentimmins9171 2 года назад +2

    Has huge potential this young man.👍

  • @juliuskwak1263
    @juliuskwak1263 2 года назад +29

    It probably would be okay to ignore the dead guy. That is until he's become fully relaxed and his bowels empty. Then you not only have a flight in-transit, but it now has to land and the wait will be even longer. The flight will likely spend time doing a routine maintenance check, refueling, and realigning their flight travel plan with communications systems since air space can be shared at a given time.
    Get rid of the dead guy when the plane is still on the ground. There'll be a wait, but it won't be as bad as if the flight had already been in the air.

    • @MentalPhysicality
      @MentalPhysicality 2 года назад +4

      Do you realize that the dead guy bit was part of the joke? It didn’t really happen my guy

    • @unohotbox
      @unohotbox 2 года назад

      No one thought he was serious...."AKTUALLY ☝" STFU dude 🤭

    • @VampireBabysitter
      @VampireBabysitter 2 года назад +10

      @@MentalPhysicality lmao they were just putting thought in to a hypothetical. It's interesting to take a strange idea and think about what could happen with it. I highly doubt they thought it was a real story

    • @aimeem
      @aimeem Год назад +1

      @@MentalPhysicality It probably has happened sometime or other

  • @TheWaffleRadio
    @TheWaffleRadio 2 года назад +1

    The front half of this was top tier amazing. The rest wasn't bad but it wasn't transcendent either

  • @stewpidasso3910
    @stewpidasso3910 Год назад

    He makes some great points

  • @killerkiller8523
    @killerkiller8523 Год назад +1

    That was hilariously entertaining to say the least 🤘

  • @Yesquiteindeed321321
    @Yesquiteindeed321321 2 года назад +3

    Is he a native German? He must be as he knows all the German terms, like rollerbladding, sunglersses, bersketball, smal boy playing karate, karate plAyer

  • @kui_maina
    @kui_maina 2 года назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 damn i had a genuine laugh.

  • @mannysavage88
    @mannysavage88 2 года назад +1

    That was hilarious

  • @DarthCalculus
    @DarthCalculus 2 года назад +1

    What a routine...great set

  • @djJinjiny
    @djJinjiny 2 года назад +1

    He is hilarious!!

  • @SparkLoud
    @SparkLoud 2 года назад +1

    I didn’t expect this to be funny but it was for sure lol

  • @isensmith
    @isensmith 2 года назад +1

    that German accent was A++ i cackled

  • @lilliansalmon9965
    @lilliansalmon9965 2 года назад +6

    Dude had people cheering and squealing at p3do jokes and suicide 😭😭😭 truly dark humor can be funny 😂

  • @MrAlldaybreakfast
    @MrAlldaybreakfast 2 года назад +1

    funniest thing ive seen in a long long time

  • @dayoldeggplant
    @dayoldeggplant 2 года назад +2

    Discount Daniel Tosh is pretty funny.

  • @bicbangmusicrecordsllc
    @bicbangmusicrecordsllc 2 года назад

    Awesome

  • @cas4040
    @cas4040 2 года назад +7

    Solid set, I really enjoyed it! 🤣

  • @tenaciousblender
    @tenaciousblender 2 года назад +1

    #1 Roast Comic Matty Ryan ! Yea!

  • @Dopeassjournals
    @Dopeassjournals 2 года назад

    I like this guy

  • @crowleylan
    @crowleylan Год назад

    i literally think "a little treat a little snack" every time i decide to buy myself sweets or something

  • @Stray..
    @Stray.. 2 года назад +7

    I didn’t know Prince Harry does standup.

  • @skenzyme81
    @skenzyme81 2 года назад +2

    That crap German attempt at an American accent was on point.

  • @bgkclassic
    @bgkclassic 2 года назад +3

    Great stuff. Funny premises. Rock solid 10mins. Comedy central sucks but i hope to see more of you dude.

  • @victoriao7039
    @victoriao7039 Год назад

    I love airports. Lol

  • @realwestwill
    @realwestwill 2 года назад +1

    Trader Joe joke is so true lmao

  • @christiansather8438
    @christiansather8438 2 года назад +4

    you can see how much louis ck's delivery style has influenced like all comedians you hear these days

  • @ThomasinaASMR
    @ThomasinaASMR 2 года назад

    Lol. "so, snooze"

  • @krisg78
    @krisg78 2 года назад

    Dude is funny!!!!