These Toys Suck.
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- Опубликовано: 23 окт 2024
- Epic toy design fails! These toys are nightmare fuel, completely inappropriate, a serious heaping helping of WTF... or all of the above. Kneon and Geeky take another look at more toy fails and throw in a few playground equipment fails for good measure. And no, this video is NOT for kids.
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I have missed videos where Geeky laughs hysterically like this. Some of those toys are nightmare fuel.
I agree with Geeky, the Sailor Moon one is great. Just the Mario one is kinda freaky.
That Mario thing better not be at any of the Super Nintendo Worlds shops when they finally come to the Universal Theme Parks here in America.
that mario thing is obviously a bootleg
It's perched outside one of your windows right now! It's a pod person! j.k. lol.
True story: the phrase "There's a Snake In My Boot!" is an Old Wes idiom for being plastered drunk, kind of like, "seeing pink elephants." No joke. So when Woody is saying, "There's a Snake In My Boot!" he's really saying that he's plastered out of his skull.
someone somewhere decided that mario had all of the right koalafications to become the new look for that new ride...
*rimshot!
Yea
Impressed
He's a MARIOSUPIAL! I can't believe they missed that op-pun-tunity.
I'm surprised that some of these toys haven't been classified as SCPs yet.
Pretty sure that Garfield doll at the beginning is SCP-3166
I'll put a message into the O5 council about it
I had a bootleg 3rd party look-alike toy when I was young and it was the greatest thing ever. Sure, "everyone" had the super hot toy new toys, but I come along with something so unique no one would have had it. It was on the same scale as everyone showing up with Transformers and someone bringing Go-Bots.
I had bi formers
Some bootlegs are worth remembering fondly, and many more are good laughing stock.
I kinda liked Go-Bots when I was a kid. Transformers were made of plastic that snapped easily. All the Go-Bots I had were mostly made of metal, and you could throw them against the ground or a wall and it'd have almost no effect.
@@allamericanslacker2378 the OG transformers were metal. I had a bumblebee. If only I knew what its value would be.
@@jtjames79 No they weren't. I had all of the the first Transformers made. I was seriously accident prone as a kid, and relatives would give me money every time I broke a bone so I could get toys to play with every time I was hobbled at home. My sister sat in Megatron and he snapped like a twig.
The Donald duck fail is a good foreshadow of Disney's current reputation with parents.
I know right. . .
Mario hasn’t been looking good since he landed that major role in a Hollywood movie. Don’t do drugs, kids.
"And if you do drugs, you go to hell before you die... Please." - Captain Lou Albano (The original voice of Mario).
This was a good laugh that I needed before work. Geeky's laughter is quite infectious.
So many of these toys are giving such “Please, END ME, stop my misery.” Vives.... especially the Garfield and Koala Mario ones....
26:18
That would be the Ghost/Dragon type legendary Giratina from Generation 4 of Pokemon, Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum.
The Donald duck ride was Disney just showing us their true intentions for our kids a long time ago
3:47 This reminds of the glass cabinet I once saw at a hospital, where they showcased various objects they managed to "extract" in the E.R. out of toddlers, which they "absorbed" when the parents weren't paying attention.
That sounds like a good idea to have in a pediatric clinic. Good way to show parents that kids can and will eat anything
I love enjoying videos where Geeky never stops laughing. It’s like when we were kids, mom always said someone was pushing our “giggle button”.
When I was in girl scouts we used to make those hospital bears too! They actually gave us the pattern on a sheet of paper and we would cut out 2 pieces and stitch them together. Then make a face for the bear. We donated them to children's hospitals. it was part of our community service.
Yes, #44 the pokemon with the creepy faces are real. I've seen them. Part of some crossover design.
The creepy PokéMon crossover was with Junji Ito, if memory serves.
My favourite toy misfire is the X-Men inflatable toy with the air valve right on Wolverine's crotch. 🙃
I've seen Spider-Man balloons that were exactly like that. Who thought that was a good design idea?!?! hahaha
I preferred the jacking it Tarzan toy or the Punisher penis cannon toy.
Time to inflate me some hairy canuck. Giggity.
The Thumbnail reminds me of one of SMG4’s video; Mario Googles himself.
Especially the Koala Mario pic!
10/10 thumbnail.
Wait a minute....Mario is a koala?
@@DarkSymphony777 nah it’s just a Koala with Mario paint on it
@@auraaetherbladesigma6939 so what your not telling me is that after this happened Mario ended up in a koala enclosure at a zoo
@@DarkSymphony777 oh! That what you meant! 😂 my bad for missing the joke.
I tried changing the video resolution, but it says "quality unavailable."
I guess that's pretty much in line with these toys 😅
Looks like its fixed now
@@Cyborg647 Yeah, it's all back to normal now for me too
That Donald Duck ride seems like some sort of foreshadowing to the crap Disney is doing nowadays. . . 😌
"... There's rubber duckies for no reason..."
I'm guessing their targets for the doctor's gun. =)
33:55 "His nose would be right in your crotch."
Well, his tongue would be, anyway. Looks like a tongue sticking out of his beak.
The koalas remind me of when a bunch of places in PA painted up cow statues
12:26 - “DONALD FUCK” *IM DYING; HELP*
Koala Mario will haunt my dreams.
Thanks Clownfish TV!
"You may have been powerful once Charizard,but now you're Bantha poo doo."
- Pikachu The Hutt -
15:59 - “AN EMS SERVICE IN AMERICA NEEDS TO DRESS UP THERE AMBULANCE FOR HALLOWEEN LIKE THIS”
Who knows you could get picked up by “THE MEAT WAGON ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT”!!!!!!!
That thumbnail is the closest thing we get of Clownfish TV acknowledging SMG4.
True that. X3
Most certainly, yes. There's only one version of Mario that can pull of that facial expression and it's SMG4's.
@@BradfortBottlenose I've also seen some small Super Mario 64 machinimists that also pull those facial expresions as well.
@@Sr.BulletBill I see. The only one I really watch nowadays is SMG4, so I didn't know.
@@BradfortBottlenose there's been other before smg4, he's the just the one that managed to get beeg
Thought this was an SMG4 video for a second considering the thumbnail lol
For real. lol I thought the same thing.😂
Why does Pikachu look like Mama June?? 😬
Sometimes the best remedy for creepy toy designs is a flamethrower or a furnace to send these things back to depths of the Nine Circles of Hell where they belong. Sorry, just recalled a Child's Play PTSD moment from my childhood.
It's been a while since the last time you guys did these.
Very long overdue.
@4:30 Lol, I haven't seen Konrad in so long! Thanks for reminding me about it.
"Pour the nutrient solution over the contents of this container immediately."
"Pour the nutrient solution over the contents of this container *Immediately!"*
*_"POUR THE NUTRIENT SOLUTION OVER THE CONTENTS OF THIS CONTANER IMMEDIATELY!!!_*
This is Disney Marvel after the backlash of Captain Marvel...
31:43
Sir NOONE likes the Captain Marvel Ride
Bob Chapek: Well what do they like? Spiderman? KK lets make her into Spiderman
But it has boobs, they're going to know
Bob Chapek: How will they know, its for kids...kids are stupid.
IF ANYONE asks say its Spider-girl/Spiderwoman
I literally screamed “EEEEEEWAAA” when that koala Mario popped up!!! LMAOO
3:16 When your daughter wants a toyset that matches your job but you work for the Canadian VA.
With the spiderman bounce house, as the kids jump around it will look like he is twerking.
"This is Donald Fuck" lol I'm literally both crying and dying of laughter at that comment 😭 😆 🤣.
5:24 the koala that started the koala mario videos by Bosh.
26:19 That's Giratina, a.k.a. the Pokémon Satan.
I’m rusty on my Pokémon! Thank you!
I am pretty sure in America every doctor's degree in medicine comes with a medical hand gun.
I laughed, I cried it was an all around "experience" thank you for sharing these truly cursed things. 😂
My little sister was born when I was 12 and my brother was 10. Naturally, we were chosen to babysit. She was good at climbing out of her pack n play. So we just flipped it over and put her in the cage.
5:22 - Baymax “ISIN’T JEWISH” what the hell neon; *WEEZE*
#14 took me a second to realize that the eyes & red marks were switched I thought it was just Demon Pikachu!
Mario from hell
Garfield looking like
“Me when the mushrooms hit”
“Me when the mushrooms REALLY hit”
28:53, R/AnAttemptWasMade. You can see that who ever designed it went "Have Spider-Man in his Iconic crawl and make a bounce house from it." They just never looked at it from the back.
Those mechanical monkey toys were quite popular at one time. I really don't know why, though. Yes, a lot of really old toys are very creepy.
I mean it’s kinda true since most toys these days as well as the past kinda suck. Lmao
The Koala Mario looks like something out of the 1970's Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
18:10 If you wear that at night in the woods you'll be the source of Bigfoot sightings!
Does the simple task of quality control just not apply anymore?
Probably being outsource to the "cheapest" option 😀
It’s like Mario and Mickey Mouse had a bab
Maybe ask the president to stop stealing imagery from the next Disney star wars sequel.
As avid stuffed toy fanciers, my gf and I would adopt #8 in a heartbeat!
12:49 Disney approved...Offically Licensed Knock Off By Disney 😛
I miss videos like these, please make more. Also, WTF happened to Clownfish Studios? No uploads in almost 2 month 😞
10:44 Instead of evolving into Raichu Pikachu tried evolving into Snorlax.
Keyword: Tried.
10:35 When a Pikachu and a Snorlax gets way too drunk one night......
Nine months later.
26:20 that thing next to Pikachu is Giratina. A legendary Pokémon introduced in gen 4. It was banished by Arceus who is basically Pokémon god to another dimension for its violence. So it's literally the Pokémon Devil. This setup is really unfortunate though. It looks like Pikachu's spreading its legs for the Devil.
I like pissed off geeky...when she loses her shit and goes full "geeky smash".. it makes me smile
I love it when you guys do these funny light-hearted videos!
The thing next to the Pikachu Bounce House is Giratina (basically the Pokémon Devil).
19:44 - “THEY SHOOT HERION TO HIDE THE PAIN OF BEING OWNED BY A DUMB-ARSE” “LOLZ’S”
26:19 That would be Giratina. It's from the forth generation of Pokemon.
It's also the Pokemon equivalent of Satan.
I would never take that Garfield out of the packaging!
The first doll is Edward G Robinson, the legendary actor famous for his gangster roles. The hat is a gangster hat of the period. Think Bugs Bunny and Baby Finster. That's the gag here.
I do enjoy these videos where you change up what you’re covering, it’s always good to get some variety and a laugh. Keep up the great content and keep up the awesomeness.
22:20 *BUZZ:* _"It ain't gonna suck itself!"_
They made a koala Mario when they had every opportunity to paint it yellow instead and call it Ko-wal-rio
08:00 This is how you discipline your kids when they're naughty.
Show them one of these and say, "If you don't behave, we're gonna box you, just like your former brother/sister here."
😈
That was more horrifying than a Slapped Ham video lol 🤣
You guys are awesome. I was in tears laughing through the whole video
10:25 - gold.
11:32 - This is why we would like you to have facecams. 😉
31:51 - maybe used to be a female Rocketeer? Or Japanese heroine like Ultraman?
I actually love the aesthetic of a bunch of these
Looks like they went out of their way to make cursed object.
I'd rather watch this twice than Rings of Power. 😉
That Spider-Man ride near the end made me think of The Ambiguously Gay Duo from SNL
7:04 - Just the way you “SAID IT NEON” *WEEZE*
Omg I want that archway for my house to piss off my HOA 🤣
Oh my god. I super want a Pikachonk!
“Itssa mee, wombat Mario. *Please, end my suffering.* “
The Baymax balloon has an orange safety tip which is required on toy guns-even loooooove guns...
(I'll see Myself out...)
2:30
I don't like water. It's wet, and murky, and it gets everywhere.
That Spider-man with the panty line? yeah, I think it's a repainted kids ride related to either Ultraman, or Kinnikuman, noticing the obvious belt outline, it's probably the latter.
That horse that saw a ghost could be scared from the Headless Horseman
Thanks for the laughs here Clown Fish.
Hey it's meee. Nario!
That doll kinda looks like the animatronic/puppet thing in Total Recall (the original). That comes out of the guys stomach 😂
15:30 I swear to God that's the bizarro character of the black genius on Sealab 2021, he comes in when everyone is held hostage by their bizarro counterparts.
Swear to duck.
Nice change of pace TBH. We all love ragging on Disney and pointing at the dumpster fire of mainstream. But laughing at this is better.
29:30 that is Giratina. he's basically the pokemon Devil.
The South Korean human centipede reminds me of a game I saw on the Kdrama "The Time We Were Not in Love" - although I don't recall it being quite like that...
OMG... Guys I laughed so much... Thank you for the hilarity.
The donald duck one, the real reason rule 34 started....
That yellow baby with the beak makes me think of the Tales from the Darkside show for some reason.
The baby bottle ones remind of a toy my older cousin had. She had two small dolls inside a bottle
19:41 Those Pokémon had just met Excalibur.
Why would a doctor need a pink gun?, hey look, some one made a gorefield plushie, koalio gives you a ride and nightmares for a quarter
Some places have painted cows like those koalas. My area has painted manatees.
These toys might as well be memes to laugh and cringe at. Because I'm laughing and calling them cringe at the same time. But they all are definitely beyond cursed.