The Horus Heresy 40k Lore, Konrad Curze, The Night Haunter, Primarch of the Night Lords Legion OLD

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  • Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
  • A updated video can be found here!
    • Konrad Curze! The Nigh...
    The Night Haunter is kinda like Batman crossed with the Joker, just better in every single way !
    Intro by Henrik Sigeman
    / archwarhammer

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  • @RadebeGish
    @RadebeGish 8 лет назад +455

    He might not be the Primarch Nostramo needs but he is the Primarch it deserves.

    • @michelveilleux1275
      @michelveilleux1275 5 лет назад +4

      #darkknightreference

    • @Sarindanvelor
      @Sarindanvelor 5 лет назад +13

      to be fair what nostramo really could have used is the mordian iron guard

    • @pissedoffturtle7333
      @pissedoffturtle7333 5 лет назад +4

      @@Sarindanvelor Yeah, but those assholes had Curze coming. Karma is what it was.

  • @Lp-gn5hx
    @Lp-gn5hx 8 лет назад +324

    Well... i for one welcome our new Night Haunter Overlord.
    - Every Noble on Nostramo

    • @enochianwolf
      @enochianwolf 5 лет назад +2

      clever girl

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 5 лет назад +5

      I want TTS to use this line if they ever do a vignette on Konrad's backstory.

  • @Oltheonz
    @Oltheonz 8 лет назад +452

    Konrad - "Kill me."
    Sanguinious - "Later."

  • @braith117
    @braith117 8 лет назад +529

    "Don't get me wrong, he wouldn't kill people willy nilly, but his standards of evidence weren't exactly on par with most modern courts. Canadian Human Right Courts maybe, but not proper courts."
    HA! That was a burn.

    • @justcametomind69
      @justcametomind69 8 лет назад +43

      As a Canadian I can confirm this. It's pretty shitty.

    • @ShadowWolfRising
      @ShadowWolfRising 8 лет назад +4

      explain

    • @trrebi981
      @trrebi981 8 лет назад +6

      +Salads VideO Games And we always thought you Canadian folks were so nice.

    • @braith117
      @braith117 8 лет назад +65

      ShadowWolfRising It's basically an SJW kangaroo court.

    • @justcametomind69
      @justcametomind69 8 лет назад +7

      braith117 sums it up well

  • @Dave0921
    @Dave0921 8 лет назад +221

    "...I tried to include as as little information as possible". The vid ends up being one hour long. This is why we love you Arch.

  • @strategicgamingwithaacorns2874
    @strategicgamingwithaacorns2874 8 лет назад +464

    "Canadian Human Rights courts, maybe, but not proper courts."
    A burn so good the Salamanders would be jealous.

    • @hellinterface6721
      @hellinterface6721 6 лет назад +39

      Lol aahhhhhaha I laugh but I die inside. I'm Canadian and my Country is becoming a bit of a ..joke. I mean we just legalized pot meanwhile we have so many backward problems and other issue etc. Cuz you know legalizing pot.. that's really REAALY important eh? 😒

    • @thrillho5287
      @thrillho5287 5 лет назад +3

      Sepulchral Miasma lol no one cares.

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 5 лет назад +5

      @@hellinterface6721 I know a few Canadians that think their country is the end-all be all of civilization. Which, as an American, I get, but...

    • @charlottewalnut3118
      @charlottewalnut3118 5 лет назад +4

      @@Morec0 Bitch theys just our hat

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 5 лет назад +10

      a burn hotter than Prospero

  • @NegaBot
    @NegaBot 8 лет назад +419

    The most terrifying words the Emperor ever ushered?
    "Send the Eighth!"

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 7 лет назад +79

      NegaBot No no, it wasn't that loud. It was a very low, very smooth command, like words spoken softly into the ear of a lover after a night of hard loving. Imagine this in the sexiest, most alluring male voice you can, and you'll know exactly how it sounded.
      *send in the eighth*

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 7 лет назад +35

      And all of the Imperium's enemies knew that that opposition was, indeed, fucked.

    • @skylark306
      @skylark306 5 лет назад +10

      "while staring at you dismissively with a cat in his lap"

    • @michelveilleux1275
      @michelveilleux1275 5 лет назад +2

      @@TheCorrodedMan By god, I got chills.

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 5 лет назад +2

      Zuckerdrone Why Yes, I would like a cigarette.

  • @strategicgamingwithaacorns2874
    @strategicgamingwithaacorns2874 8 лет назад +810

    Arch, if you need help in making videos on the Horus Heresy...
    -start with a one-hour video on the Emperor.
    -then make a one-hour video on Horus Lupercal.
    -make a 1-hour video for each of the remaining 17 Primarchs, beginning with Sanguinius.
    -make a 1-hour video on the Great Crusade and the events leading up to the Horus Heresy.
    -make a half-hour video on the Purge of Isstvan 3.
    -make a one-hour video on the Dropsite Massacre.
    -make a one-hour video on the Burning of Prospero.
    -make a half-hour video on the Imperium Secundus.
    -make a half-hour video on the Battle of Tallarn.
    -make 18 one-hour videos for each of the Legiones Astartes and what they did during the Heresy.
    -make one or more hour-long videos on the Siege of Terra itself.
    -finish with a one-hour video on the aftermath of the Heresy, ending with the First Black Crusade and the disappearance of Rogal Dorn.

    • @jasonsanneman5597
      @jasonsanneman5597 8 лет назад +129

      +John Whitesell
      Just a quick two and a half years:)

    • @JesusProtects
      @JesusProtects 8 лет назад +26

      Maybe he could team up with other 40k youtuber nerds to make the series faster? It's just an idea

    • @guilhermesfk
      @guilhermesfk 8 лет назад +27

      +John Whitesell Or maybe he can clap his hands together and give you a pony? (Arch... in case you *DO* have magical powers... yes, a bunch of in depth videos on the Heresy would be beyond cool)

    • @JesusProtects
      @JesusProtects 8 лет назад

      Guilherme Sabino why so salty? i was not beign mean or anything like that.

    • @guilhermesfk
      @guilhermesfk 8 лет назад +5

      ArminMeiwes23 I meant for it to be a joke. Maybe it wasn't clear? If so, I apologize. We cool? ^_^

  • @DocWolph
    @DocWolph 7 лет назад +109

    "I feel no grief over his actions. Only that we could not stop him to save him. That he was given no choice or chance. If I have tears, However few, I choose to shed one for him, even is his soul now belongs to our great enemy. Let us all give at least one care for him, our lost Konrad Kurse."

  • @barleysixseventwo6665
    @barleysixseventwo6665 8 лет назад +123

    "Robert Guillaman Wrote a Book that covered every single possibility in warfare"
    Except apparently anything involving giant bugs. Or Space Skeletons. Or Xenos who've deciphered an read your book and adapted...or xenos who can see the future and adapt BEFORE battle...But as long as your fighting orks and chaos just read this book and you'll be dandy!

    • @isaacsorrels4077
      @isaacsorrels4077 8 лет назад +19

      +Barley Sixseventwo To be fair the Imperium only really fought Orks and Chaos during 30k. Tyranids, Necrons, Tau, etc. weren't around yet.
      Although I'm sure he must've known about the Eldar; maybe even fought them.

    • @crystalalarm3
      @crystalalarm3 5 лет назад +13

      In fairness to rowboat girlyman (even though it makes me retch to do so) the eldar in 30k were pretty well broken so rowboat probably didn't think they would be a threat. That being said it points out the biggest flaw in his thinking, one he continues to make btw, is that he has a real problem accepting he cannot plan for every occurrence especially those he is unaware of.

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 5 лет назад +1

      @@crystalalarm3 Like a certain bat-man ? xD

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 5 лет назад +1

      Dorn wrote an architectural guidebook.

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 5 лет назад +4

      I am really hoping that Guilliman ditch the old codex and drafts an update when he will have enough free time. The Old Codex Astartes was detrimental to the Imperium in the long run... And even Roboute realised that rather quickly. ;/

  • @Maitrelordironfisteisenhaft
    @Maitrelordironfisteisenhaft 8 лет назад +257

    Vulcan would still hug him, cause Curze needs some love.

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 8 лет назад +79

      Vulkan would hug a fucking tyrinid if it looked sad.

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 8 лет назад +9

      +James Adams sorry,Vulcan

    • @Maitrelordironfisteisenhaft
      @Maitrelordironfisteisenhaft 8 лет назад +30

      the power of friendship and love brought him back!

    • @trrebi981
      @trrebi981 8 лет назад +25

      +Maitrelordironfist he will bring peace and friendship to the entire imperium, no matter what the voices in his head say.

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 5 лет назад +4

      @@trrebi981 and Waaaaahg energy.

  • @princekrazie
    @princekrazie 5 лет назад +85

    nostramo: "that's how mafia work".
    Konrad: "that's where you're wrong, kiddo"

    • @alexgiles536
      @alexgiles536 5 лет назад +5

      Konrad Cuzre is the only character to have achieved lvl -1 in Mafia City.

    • @omegawilliam95s36
      @omegawilliam95s36 2 года назад

      *Blows up the planet*
      Lvl: 100 Primarch

  • @chadsummerchild7625
    @chadsummerchild7625 8 лет назад +760

    LET THE HERETICS TREMBLE! ARCHS 1 HOUR LORE VIDEOS HAVE RETURNED!

  • @ONInonymous
    @ONInonymous 5 лет назад +58

    EMPEROR: "Konrad, it's time to come home. Stop this."
    KONRAD: "SHUT UP DAD, I TOLD YOU IT'S NOT 'JUST A PHASE'!! AND MY NAME IS NIGHT HAUNTER NOW!"

    • @moodyowlproductions4287
      @moodyowlproductions4287 3 года назад +1

      Emperor of mankind"no your name is Konrad and it always will be...no matter what....now stop this....you tell the people of this planet to make the right choice....when was the last time you made you right choice...think about that my son"

    • @omartadeo2530
      @omartadeo2530 3 года назад

      i know I'm kind of off topic but does anybody know a good place to stream newly released movies online ?

    • @princemoshe841
      @princemoshe841 3 года назад

      @Omar Tadeo i use flixzone. Just google for it :)

    • @konradcurze939
      @konradcurze939 Год назад

      And stay out of my battle barge!!!!!

  • @intboom
    @intboom 8 лет назад +81

    "Konrad was quite triggered by this idea because it denied his lived experiences." Lol Arch you shitlord 57:20

  • @swiftsabre28
    @swiftsabre28 8 лет назад +178

    1 hour of ear-candy.
    His tale is about as tragic as Magnus. Poor boys.

    • @Leman.Russ.6thLegion
      @Leman.Russ.6thLegion 7 лет назад

      Swift Nah, They were pussies who were too caught up in their own way of doing shit to follow Daddy's rule.

    • @edim108
      @edim108 6 лет назад +1

      Well... I wouldn't describe them as "Boys". More like: Poor Over 2 meters high, essentially Immortal, Demigods made by the God Emperor of Mankind himself. That would be a more accurate description in my view.

    • @jackg2465
      @jackg2465 6 лет назад +3

      I agree. Angron, Lorgar, and Mortarion are all fairly sympathetic villains, as well.

    • @NetMoverSitan
      @NetMoverSitan 6 лет назад +1

      Angron the Barbarian? He was one of the more dangerous victims of the long-term manipulations of the ruinous powers.

    • @Equinox2149
      @Equinox2149 6 лет назад +1

      Magnus was well intentioned, his need to protect people he cared about constantly made him fuck up

  • @c.creature8884
    @c.creature8884 8 лет назад +156

    "Humm... If I ask my lord and savior Konrad Curze for some food, because I'm hungry; Will he give me a biscuit? Or will he murder-fuck my boss for not paying me enough to buy food?" haha

    • @Akaryusan
      @Akaryusan 7 лет назад +12

      honestly he would probably do both

  • @stuartperry4258
    @stuartperry4258 8 лет назад +278

    "The greatest scum of hive and villainy"

    • @j.bat.8235
      @j.bat.8235 8 лет назад +27

      +Outpost Venator He's clearly speaking of Commoragh.

    • @DoctorM42
      @DoctorM42 8 лет назад +6

      +Vodrem vas Legion 40k Commoragh, maybe, but it's 30k version was still on it' way to reaching true levels of hardcore violence and villainy - it was only a few hundred years from the Fall, after all.

    • @hunnitroundheath7456
      @hunnitroundheath7456 7 лет назад +5

      Hive of scum and villainy, not scum of hive and villainy lmao

    • @snakemilthescienceeel2565
      @snakemilthescienceeel2565 6 лет назад +9

      Lol imagine if the protagonist of the Star Wars original trilogy was Konrad Curze. He would have eaten Mos Eisley alive - maybe literally

    • @stephenflint3640
      @stephenflint3640 6 лет назад +5

      SnakEmil the Science Eel no maybe about it.

  • @roshenko
    @roshenko 8 лет назад +92

    This is a really good character review of curze. His mindset, how he came to be and his motivations to do what he does.
    Honestly arch, if you approach each Primarch as you have Curze then i think your onto a good formula.
    Grats on 40,000 subs! :-)

    • @DoctorM42
      @DoctorM42 8 лет назад +10

      +Michael Pelham unfortunatelly not all of the primarchs are written as consistently as Konrad. I'm looking at you, Perturabo and Lion.

    • @baker90338
      @baker90338 6 лет назад

      Pertur(autistic bitterness)rabo

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 5 лет назад

      I'm awaiting the lore video on Lorgar and Perturabo if he keeps them so well made ! OvO

  • @lysytoszef
    @lysytoszef 8 лет назад +51

    Now, that's what I call a majestic and totally engaging lore video!
    A bonus peek into the depths of human soul is also appreciated :D

  • @kingofzero100
    @kingofzero100 8 лет назад +71

    A tragic tale for a tragic hero. I literally have so many feels for Konrad right now T-T. I see why you see him as the most human of the Primarchs, and without a doubt, this is the most emotional lore video ive seen from you. As the saying goes, "you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

    • @kingofzero100
      @kingofzero100 8 лет назад +2

      ***** ( more of hero-like ideals.)

    • @93Avenger93
      @93Avenger93 8 лет назад +13

      +TheMercenary he may have had some heroic ideals (or common sense results he wanted to reach) but his methodology was never that of a hero. He embraced fear and madness willingly and never once tried to accept there are better ways to go about things, despite vast evidence to the contrary. And he never really tried to get any help from his father with his little visions of the future problem.

    • @kingofzero100
      @kingofzero100 8 лет назад +2

      93Avenger93 true,I always wondered why he didnt go to his big dad and say: Can I get some help with these thoughts?

    • @soccerandtrack10
      @soccerandtrack10 7 лет назад +2

      too focused on justice.why would ah cop ask for help when he's the help?

    • @josephnarvaez9507
      @josephnarvaez9507 6 лет назад +3

      TheMercenary because his big dad didn't care.

  • @phantasmo9998
    @phantasmo9998 8 лет назад +195

    Conrad Curze for president.

    • @reeseloveland7721
      @reeseloveland7721 8 лет назад +16

      You've got my vote.

    • @sigismunddorn4617
      @sigismunddorn4617 8 лет назад +10

      Emperor

    • @phantasmo9998
      @phantasmo9998 7 лет назад +5

      James Newstead Yeah i guess that is against the imperial truth.

    • @zachsmith1676
      @zachsmith1676 7 лет назад +9

      we could have an election, just he'd be the only option we could vote for...

    • @ludovicusbathory1715
      @ludovicusbathory1715 6 лет назад +2

      Ends justify the means his home world was shit and he fixed it kinda.

  • @gregburrow3350
    @gregburrow3350 8 лет назад +75

    Wow you literally doubled subs in a few months congrats Arch you earned it.

    • @romulusnuma116
      @romulusnuma116 8 лет назад

      Just wait till he hits 1 million

    • @Lalle524
      @Lalle524 8 лет назад +1

      +Romulus Numa Tzeentch will be most happy indeed.

    • @pnp072000
      @pnp072000 6 лет назад

      Romulus Numa I don't think that there are that many Warhammer 40k fans in existence. I've never met another Warhammer 40k in real life. Also, Bruva Alfabusa cant get even half a million at the making of this comment. I wish Warhammer 40k would get more fans.

  • @Rubashow
    @Rubashow 8 лет назад +148

    Isn't it weird that someone who absorbs the memory of a large number of people didn't develop a sense for nuance and context?

    • @Sara3346
      @Sara3346 8 лет назад +32

      He was being manipulated away from that I suppose. I know I should not, but I feel really fucking bad for him.

    • @qiushuang239
      @qiushuang239 8 лет назад +65

      Remember that this is the same fictional universe where a bunch of green brutes can become invisible by painting themselves purple.

    • @Rubashow
      @Rubashow 8 лет назад +2

      Qiu Shuang I'm not that firm in 40K. What are you referring to?

    • @qiushuang239
      @qiushuang239 8 лет назад +47

      Rubashow
      Orks in WH40K have something known as a crowd mentality, as in, if a mass mob of Orkz believe something to be true. Such as painting a wagon red makes the wagon go faster, it will eventually becomes real if enough orks believed in it, this is the reason why Orkz are so resilient and can make weapons out of a pile of scrap.
      Now if enough orks believe that painting themselves purple makes them sneakier, it will eventually become true as orks starts to appear out of nowhere in purple armor.

    • @Rubashow
      @Rubashow 8 лет назад +23

      Qiu Shuang I think the development of the warp and it's effect on reality has gone a bit too far.

  • @sunttu333
    @sunttu333 8 лет назад +162

    Over an hour long lore video? PRAISED BE THE GOD EMPEROR

  • @constantinethetrickster9661
    @constantinethetrickster9661 8 лет назад +50

    'Everyone kept their heads so far down they were literally tea bagging themselves'. God I can't stop laughing.

    • @michelveilleux1275
      @michelveilleux1275 5 лет назад +4

      "And now, with a whole city to afraid to even take a piss without his say-so." Couldn't breath for a while.

  • @doobledeeschmoobledee2211
    @doobledeeschmoobledee2211 8 лет назад +271

    Aaah, Konrad. Autistic Super-Batman in Gotham 40k. Lovely.

    • @NetMoverSitan
      @NetMoverSitan 6 лет назад +7

      Lion El'jonson is his Bane, then.

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 5 лет назад +2

      He's like a fusion between Injustice Superman and the Batman Who Laughs ! x)

    • @jbagger331
      @jbagger331 4 года назад

      Rorshach.

  • @qiushuang239
    @qiushuang239 8 лет назад +9

    I think when Konrad tried to look into empy's future he actually saw the emperor's 10,000 years upon the golden throne with each second of it been complete and utter hell, that could drive any primarch insane to an extent that he would want to claw out his eyes.

  • @BigHugsFromHell
    @BigHugsFromHell 8 лет назад +129

    "Little Konrad," lol
    I don't know why that got to me so hard.

    • @BigHugsFromHell
      @BigHugsFromHell 8 лет назад +9

      No, haha... that would be "Little Slaanesh."
      I just got a chuckle out of picturing this tiny, super-human death machine -- it says got TO me, not "got me," if _that's_ how you read it, as in, "made me laugh my ass off," ya dummy -- which means, probably, that I'm more closely associated with Mini-Khorne. Nice try, though.

    • @kyokyoniizukyo7171
      @kyokyoniizukyo7171 8 лет назад +3

      +Will Jonassen H-Hentai! Y_Y

    • @BigHugsFromHell
      @BigHugsFromHell 8 лет назад

      No! No more hentai! Gah! Where do you all keep coming from, anyway?! Look... just because it's a small version of the same evil monster, doesn't mean it's chibi! It could very easily be rendered as a Russian Palekh or nesting doll miniature, a French Limning, or idk -- I realize most of this stuff's extinct by now as mini art styles -- but it doesn't all have to be Japanese! Gaaaah!!! You don't have to go around sexualizing what was otherwise a perfectly normal, harmless laugh at the juxtaposition between regular sized Konrad Curze and an angry, rugrat version...
      Oh, who am I kidding? I've been "hard" as a rock for the last twelve hours after watching this video, maybe the hottest thing I've ever seen, and rubbing my legs together like a cricket while bemoaning my "forever alone" status these past seven years. Am I not pretty, God? Jeeysus? Am I not pretty, _tooo_? WHEN ARE YOU COMING HOME DADDY!?!? *sniff... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaah!!!

    • @bluelax99able
      @bluelax99able 8 лет назад +2

      +Will Jonassen o k

    • @kyokyoniizukyo7171
      @kyokyoniizukyo7171 8 лет назад +1

      +Will Jonassen its a joke... ._.

  • @brambleknight7217
    @brambleknight7217 5 лет назад +12

    In Conrad’s case it’s important to remember that Primarchs were engineered for war and were never meant to rule over the affairs of mortals.

  • @helldrake77777
    @helldrake77777 8 лет назад +44

    Ooooh, this definitely has more interesting bits than the Vaults of Terra's brief primearch summary. Please do cover more of the Primearchs with such videos! Also "Sucks to be Conrad." XD

  • @Southerly93
    @Southerly93 8 лет назад +35

    So Konrad epitome of justice, but is also the antithesis of mercy. It seems the emperor was fatally flawed in making his creations so one dimensional. Each one of them, both loyal and traitor, died or became corrupted because they only had a limited number of traits to fall back on.

    • @luckiller019
      @luckiller019 8 лет назад +3

      +Southerly93 Unless you subscribe to a theory that Emperor made them fatally flawed intentionally in order to play on gods of chaos in their own game. By letting the heresy happened he turned galaxy into ten thousand years of slaughter and despair which pleased gods of chaos but at the same time he turned himself into warp entity collecting the psychic power of billions of souls who prey to him and so make him the strongest thing in the warp

    • @mirokortemaa9060
      @mirokortemaa9060 6 лет назад

      Both are kinda true theories.

    • @samuelelliott6498
      @samuelelliott6498 5 лет назад +1

      Alternatively the chaos god's fucked with the each of the primachs when they were scattered

    • @ZxMoonLightxZ
      @ZxMoonLightxZ 3 года назад +1

      The traitors were touched by the chaos gods, theory, and plus their home worlds were any nice at all. Those flaws were just little things that they got but the chaos gods and their unfortunate experiences drive them to the dark side exploding those flaws to a point of no return.

  • @MagzGTV
    @MagzGTV 8 лет назад +402

    Seems I now have a new favorite psychopath!

    • @jonatanlindqvist7482
      @jonatanlindqvist7482 8 лет назад +3

      who did he replace?

    • @BlackAlicorn
      @BlackAlicorn 8 лет назад

      I see a Magz!
      Ya still play Battlefleet Gothic Armada, mate? I may still be harboring hopes of catching you in a game...

    • @MagzGTV
      @MagzGTV 8 лет назад +6

      Well I have always been fond of Hannibal and the Ripper. I know pretty mainstream but good psycopaths are hard to come across.

    • @MagzGTV
      @MagzGTV 8 лет назад

      Indeed you do,
      Ans yes I do, Haven't in a while but will be back on. Working on my WoWS account at the moment.

    • @NetMoverSitan
      @NetMoverSitan 8 лет назад +2

      Anti-hero, more like.

  • @son0fgrim
    @son0fgrim 8 лет назад +80

    Konrad was basically Warhammer Batman

    • @cadejirkovsky5835
      @cadejirkovsky5835 8 лет назад +34

      more like the warhammer Rorschach

    • @Tommy-5684
      @Tommy-5684 8 лет назад +3

      to me he is more like the dark acenger him self AKA the shadow

    • @NetMoverSitan
      @NetMoverSitan 8 лет назад +5

      I wouldn't like to know what Warhammer JOKER would be like! Probably either a Slaaneshi Cultist.

    • @elravager40k
      @elravager40k 8 лет назад +2

      Konrad was the Joker. Capturing Salamaders to force them to make them make the same choices he did is straight out of the Joker in The Killing Joke.

    • @honestkyn718
      @honestkyn718 8 лет назад +1

      NetMoverSitan I thought he'd be a harliqueen solitare

  • @Snowy123
    @Snowy123 8 лет назад +26

    If you keep making weekly one hour long lore videos I would keep watching your channel for another 7 years until you can do the heresy.

  • @leftwardglobe1643
    @leftwardglobe1643 8 лет назад +55

    Yup, sounds like the Canadian Human Rights *cough* "Court."

  • @Ralndrath
    @Ralndrath 8 лет назад +82

    So even Konrad Curze, a primarch, can be influenced by confirmation bias lol

    • @soccerandtrack10
      @soccerandtrack10 7 лет назад +5

      the rest is hericy.

    • @soccerandtrack10
      @soccerandtrack10 7 лет назад +3

      that's yours,I'm not trademarking.

    • @Mondy667
      @Mondy667 6 лет назад +1

      Sagrotan He viewed them as tools.

    • @Beadlayer69
      @Beadlayer69 6 лет назад

      Sagrotan what was sanguinius’ inherent flaw?

    • @Mondy667
      @Mondy667 6 лет назад

      Cheezy Nachoz26 Anger

  • @nicholasogburn7746
    @nicholasogburn7746 8 лет назад +3

    "And the closest thing they got [to Batman] was a superhuman monster that dug its way out of the planet's core."
    Nice

  • @agentscott96
    @agentscott96 8 лет назад +107

    bro, you need to narrate a 40k book for audible, please!!

  • @Commentoidiota
    @Commentoidiota 8 лет назад +17

    The way I introduced my friends to the 40k lore was by starting with the base alien species (not the 'nids though) and then the Imperium. I told them the story of the different Primarchs stopping before the Heresy, and not telling them what happened at the council of Nikea. After that I started with the Council, and the major events of the Heresy. Then I talked about the aftermath of the Heresy, the second founding, and the black crusades. I think it is a good way to explain the Horus Heresy. I also took care of explaining the primarchs in their chronological order of discovery, so that when a primarch met another and something cool happened (like the Lion sucker-punching the Wolf King) I would tell about it during the tale of the second primarch to be discusset (Lion El'Johnson in this case)
    Hope that makes enough sense

    • @Commentoidiota
      @Commentoidiota 8 лет назад +9

      +RandomItGeek TL;DR
      I suggest you explain the Primarchs in their order of discovery, for simplicity (and fairness towards them?)

    • @leftwardglobe1643
      @leftwardglobe1643 8 лет назад

      Yeah, half of your comment won't show up on the video for some reason.

    • @cryptosporidium1375
      @cryptosporidium1375 8 лет назад

      RobTheGeek Curze can steal the jeans off of genestealers.

  • @McFrager
    @McFrager 8 лет назад +19

    Probably wouldn't have much of an appetite after losing my arms, eyes, and ears..

  • @greenn992
    @greenn992 8 лет назад +152

    Arch, could you do a video on the greatest ork that ever lives Ghazghkull Thraka?

  • @GumMagnum
    @GumMagnum 5 лет назад +11

    37:30 So Conrad Curze is basically Big Brother on steroids, bringing about a supercharged version of 1984? Did he literally give everyone telescreens? Lmao

  • @reeseloveland7721
    @reeseloveland7721 8 лет назад +3

    Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
    -Friedrich Nietzsche
    Seemed an appropriate quote.

  • @Tommy9834
    @Tommy9834 8 лет назад +127

    So Konrad Curze isn't Batman, he's the Zach Snyder's version of Batman.

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 8 лет назад +8

      Tommy9834 he's a satanistic batman who eats the hearts of children

    • @Tommy9834
      @Tommy9834 7 лет назад +15

      James.T .Adams
      So in other words, Zach Snyder's Batman, or at least his dream version of Batman.

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 7 лет назад +4

      Tommy9834 pretty much yeah

    • @MrFantasio5
      @MrFantasio5 6 лет назад +4

      Konrad is the bastard son of Batman and the Joker.

    • @boganwillyard6037
      @boganwillyard6037 6 лет назад +6

      He isn't Zach Snyder's batman. Zach basically cut and pasted Frank millers most insane version of batman from after Old Frank lost it.

  • @SkeletalCommissar
    @SkeletalCommissar 9 месяцев назад +1

    This video got me into 40k keep killing it arch!

  • @victorcastanet6980
    @victorcastanet6980 8 лет назад +9

    I love the complicated and deep nature of the lore of 40K.

  • @devonbreen3231
    @devonbreen3231 8 лет назад

    It`s been almost a year since I`ve been subscribed to you arch, and i have not been able to play the table top game, but your channel has allowed me to immerse myself into both warhammer fantasy`s and 40k`s universes. i can not wait for the multitude of videos you will be doing on the 40k universe. Thank you for doing what you do

  • @andreassewell7413
    @andreassewell7413 8 лет назад +21

    Ave Dominus Nox!
    We have come for you!

  • @jakobos93
    @jakobos93 8 лет назад +7

    This was amazing. Just one Primarch, and more depth and tragedy and epicness than many comic characters. I should start reading the Horus Herecy :0

    • @WordBearer86
      @WordBearer86 8 лет назад +1

      +jakobos93 Check out the audio drama called The Dark King. It's in the Horus Heresy and is focused on Konrad Curze. It's also freakin' epic!
      He punches his fist through a Terminator's breast plate!

    • @oleacadicultura2520
      @oleacadicultura2520 8 лет назад

      or check youtube for warhammer 40k audiobooks I was not dissapointed

    • @benwright3125
      @benwright3125 8 лет назад

      Fulgrim was taken down when i was half way through. Gutted!

  • @CrapLuckSimon
    @CrapLuckSimon 8 лет назад +12

    An hour!?! The dark gods favor us this day! Arch is surely worth of a ascension for such great workings! All hail the Daemon Prince Arch

    • @jjones752
      @jjones752 8 лет назад

      +CrapLuckSimon Yessss, great video. Did I hear some Ultrasmurf praise in there though? Obviously Girlyman hadn't thought of everything cause Ultrasmurfs still die from adopting new tactics to succeed in missions....

    • @coliimusic
      @coliimusic 8 лет назад

      +CrapLuckSimon 5th/6th chaos god Arch, God of Lore and Speech

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 8 лет назад +1

      +Overwatch Entertainment his demons teach people to death.

    • @CrapLuckSimon
      @CrapLuckSimon 8 лет назад

      James Adams Sounds like Tzeentch.

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 8 лет назад

      +CrapLuckSimon wait....then that means.....ARCH IS TZEENCTH!!!!

  • @Leivve
    @Leivve 8 лет назад +14

    The story of Konrad is an epic Greek tragedy.

    • @ravenstrategist1325
      @ravenstrategist1325 8 лет назад +3

      +Misstor Psyker its the opposite man....

    • @j.bat.8235
      @j.bat.8235 8 лет назад +3

      +Misstor Psyker In Greek tragedies (almost) everyone dies during a climax scene at the end.
      In Comedies, on the other hand, almost no one ever dies and if he or she does, it is usually during some moment or circumstance that would make the audience laugh or just smile.

  • @krzysztofbartczak3834
    @krzysztofbartczak3834 8 лет назад +4

    WH40K has such an expansive and interesting lore, it's nice that You strive to present the juicier parts in the way You are. Don't know if You didn't know that or didn't find it relevant to the topic, but Konrad Curze name is based on Joseph Conrad, a Polish writer and a character in his most famous work "Heart of Darkness", Kurtz who is an ivory trader from Europe that set himself up as a demigod to local African tribes and forged a shortlived empire based on the natives' fear of him and his technology. Quite a few similarities to the Primarch. It's also noteworthy that the novel also inspired the cult classic movie "Apocalypse now", which in turn contains the iconic scene of Air Cavalry conducting a raid to the tune of Ride of the Valkyries that itself was copied several times, eg. in James Cameron's "Avatar" or the anime/manga "Gate: and thus the JSDF fought there". All in all, Conrad Curze is a part of quite an extensive tree of shoutouts.

  • @demonbehindamic
    @demonbehindamic 8 лет назад +16

    You should do one on Mortarion, his lore and backstory is somehow worse than Konrad Curze's.

  • @christoffercroona9441
    @christoffercroona9441 8 лет назад +21

    how would win Konrad Curze or a Slaanesh demon in a contest in torture?
    Lest hope we never get to know that!!!

    • @marcuskurze9759
      @marcuskurze9759 6 лет назад

      God dammit now ist in my head:)

    • @TheSatyrblue
      @TheSatyrblue 5 лет назад +1

      Ahh... I see we have a contestant for our little wager. How bout it Slaneesh, ready to go?- Konrad Kurze after reading your post.

  • @radokost
    @radokost 8 лет назад

    Arch, you did amazing work with that video. The analysis of character, the inner torment, thoughts, the mere "speculation" and suggestion of the emotions and notions deep within one self is really giving away your ability to read characters! I am truly stunned by your peeling of one's (even though fictional) persona layer by layer. The very usage of certain words and structure of thought is well planned and placed. Marvelous work, and even though new to WH30-40K universe, I made sure to watch most of your videos before posting this. That, dear Sir, that video, made me look up to you... I am amazed! Thanks for the efforts you have put into this for all of us. I am growing greedy for more... :)

  • @aeranthial439
    @aeranthial439 8 лет назад +12

    no spoilers I came here for arch Warhammer audio books

  • @dootdeedootdeedoo
    @dootdeedootdeedoo 7 лет назад

    The best part about your videos Arch is that I can come back and reward the old content over and over and over again. I've seen this one at least 4 times I think.

  • @Weephoot
    @Weephoot 8 лет назад +3

    Excellent video as always Arch, looking forward to more primarch stories.

  • @jonathanwrona3946
    @jonathanwrona3946 8 лет назад

    I remember when I first found your videos it was your bretonnia lore video a year ago. That was the first of many of your videos I would watch and your pretty much the reason I'm into both Warhammer fantasy and 40k. But the whole point of this comment was to just thank you for introducing a newcomer so well to this amazing universe.

  • @rpgeoffrey
    @rpgeoffrey 8 лет назад +21

    Standard issue infant... brilliant.

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 7 лет назад +1

      RPGeoffrey like "here ya go,don't break it you aren't liable for another until January first M41"

  • @timroddle3618
    @timroddle3618 8 лет назад

    Either this or your hive city video are my favorite; the level of detail to the lore paints a very vivid picture, would love more of this.

  • @theasorlins6027
    @theasorlins6027 8 лет назад +4

    This is why I love Konrad. He's a truly amazing character.

  • @TheM3MoRi3z
    @TheM3MoRi3z 8 лет назад

    WOW! THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD!! I reaaaally enjoyed that. Being a more superficial fan of warhammer 40k, I don't usually read the books or dive heavily into the lore. I use Arch for that, and he definitely fulfilled that in this video among all his other awesome lore videos.
    Wooot for Arch! :DDD happy 40k subs!

  • @42Mrgreenman
    @42Mrgreenman 5 лет назад +3

    The moral of the story:
    Human's have to be scared absolutely shitless to conform in any group the size of a hive. When frightened, we panic, when scared shitless we FOLLOW THE RULES...

    • @nonpopo-kg3uf
      @nonpopo-kg3uf 4 года назад

      That's wrong, go to prison and you'll see, they might not admit it but they're scared in some way or another

  • @Archangel_Kali
    @Archangel_Kali 7 месяцев назад +1

    Seven years later, and the final book actually gets released; Nice going!

  • @alvere2571
    @alvere2571 5 лет назад +9

    *It is better by far to be an object of fear than of respect, for one is a truth of the soul and the other an illusion of the mind.*
    - The Codex Hydra

  • @kennethbedwell5188
    @kennethbedwell5188 6 лет назад +2

    Even though this is a year old this is an amazing review Arch. I really hope you do a similar one's on the more interesting Primarch's

  • @JCDenton2012Modder
    @JCDenton2012Modder 8 лет назад +4

    It's a real pity things turned out the way they did. Had Konrad remained a Loyalist I can see him becoming a real friend to the Arbites with his "hanging judge" mentality.

    • @trrebi981
      @trrebi981 8 лет назад +3

      And the Inquisition. He'd prolly get on swimmingly with Lord Inquisitor Karamazov.

  • @BaBaBonkerz
    @BaBaBonkerz 8 лет назад

    Thanks for always putting in so much effort man. Really is awesome to sit down after a hard day and listen to a lore vid.

  • @RomanianReaver
    @RomanianReaver 8 лет назад +7

    Actually Conrad is more like The Shadow than Batman

  • @jessehanson6627
    @jessehanson6627 7 лет назад +2

    Ive listened to this about 30 times and its still hilarious and chocked full of knowledge.

  • @robyoung1519
    @robyoung1519 8 лет назад +3

    Great video Arch. Honestly didn't care for Curze, but then the Horus Heresy novels happened... Now I'm thinking little Konrad's almost hilarious in his own twisted kind of way

  • @magimon91834
    @magimon91834 8 лет назад

    Arch, I must say once again you take rambling and turn it into a masterful style of storytelling like you always do. this video is amazing it took a character that I always kind of disliked one that I never really had too much love of and made me understand him and in that understanding love him. I hope you keep on making these this was great

  • @cyberguy3376
    @cyberguy3376 8 лет назад +7

    I like this guy's way of thinking

  • @grizzly3260
    @grizzly3260 5 лет назад

    I can not say how much I love this video,I have heard it close to a hundred times . It was the first video i ever watched on 40k and the first Arch video aswell.
    I want to thank you Arch for such a masterpiece of wording,Its what made me a lover of 40k and a fan of your s.

  • @executorvarkathblack2715
    @executorvarkathblack2715 8 лет назад +10

    I hour lore video about a SINGLE character...............It's gotta be Arch's birthday, now to round up the heretics who thought that 1 hour lore videos are dead and give them some eye candy worth shoving up their arse.

  • @reinerackerman8681
    @reinerackerman8681 8 лет назад +1

    Bravo Good sir. This is one of thee most amazing lore videos I have seen on RUclips. It's kinda scary that I relate to the night hunter in some ways...

  • @Kalnafein
    @Kalnafein 8 лет назад +32

    Ave Dominus Nox!

  • @BioroidPilot
    @BioroidPilot 8 лет назад

    Hey I just wanted to thank you for making these. a friend who was into 40k got me to look around and the emperor had a text to speech device became my first experience. after watching I wondered more about the lore and came across these, my first being your explanations on melee weapons. and thanks to this I have been getting more and more into 40k as of late. so thank you for making them

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 8 лет назад

      Only things that got me into this was Archs voice+ the absolutely hilarious way he presents things, with out giving shit about political correctiveness an i do like the kinda dark, gore, but hilariously comedic lore of this universe, where others seem rather sterile in comparison... i thought star wars was dark with its slave traders, organized crime, drugs, war, corruption and so on.... but then i heard about 40k universe, bloody hell my definition of dark got upgraded and fast!XD
      I do like the art on the video, but thanks to length of these lore videos, i can do so much crafting while just listening and laughing my ass off, with out need to come on pc to chance next video all a time...

  • @miyamotomusashi7612
    @miyamotomusashi7612 8 лет назад +3

    Konrad Curze also known as..."EDGE LORD!"

    • @TheWarpForge
      @TheWarpForge 8 лет назад +1

      That title goes to The Lion hehe :P

  • @jasonsanneman5597
    @jasonsanneman5597 8 лет назад

    Great piece! I just found your Channel on Thursday and have already caught up on the 40k lore thus far! Love it! I would love to see a video on the Black Templar soon! They are defiantly a unique group with a strong following. Plus their formation and that of their sister Legions is interesting and a good way to start the post Heresy world of the Adeptus Astartes. Plus an Eternal Crusade, that's dedication!
    Thanks for the videos, looking forward to more!!!

  • @amaniandrus260
    @amaniandrus260 8 лет назад +7

    i can just see this guy slow walk hunting some guy running shitless for his life

  • @squizmasterzero9342
    @squizmasterzero9342 6 лет назад +1

    By far your best lore video. i've watched this to many times :)

  • @bosch11us
    @bosch11us 8 лет назад +3

    "fictions most horrific version of Batman" ... I like that phrase.

  • @yemboy123
    @yemboy123 5 лет назад +2

    Jean Valjaune: I stole a loaf of bread
    Conrad kurz: *punts him off a roof*

  • @barrybend7189
    @barrybend7189 5 лет назад +4

    Damn Konrad makes sinestro look tame by comparison.

  • @codycronauer1256
    @codycronauer1256 6 лет назад

    Watching this video in its entirety, I was rendered in utter focus, awe, and interest. Nearing the conclusion I came to the realization that, this is the reason I have come to love/hate RUclips. I love the fact that anyone with a computer, internet connection and a love for a hobby; can make a video that I will find enjoyable, entertaining and will make me look forward to more content from these creators. And the fact that RUclips has made its future focus to limit, demonetize, isolate/throttle or even completely de-platform the very people that have brought them to be what they are today, infuriates me to no end. Impeccably amazing video Arch, you have earned a subscriber and fan.

  • @JoeHammerGaming
    @JoeHammerGaming 8 лет назад +26

    excellent video can I have some more please?

  • @chrisclough3117
    @chrisclough3117 8 лет назад +1

    Holy fucking shit! That was a fucking amazing story! And, I feel it necessary to say, that it was masterfully told, especially for a summary! The best way for me to illustrate the quality of the storytelling is, as strange as it may seem, by talking about my mouth. My mouth was constantly shifting, due to my rapt brain's involuntary need to process the emotional extremes it was envisioning, in just about every way one can think of. Just about every emotion, from happiness to dread, pensive to inspired, had to be expressed by my face and mouth regardless of my awareness of such things. The telling was so simple, yet so visceral. (Of course, I admit that the content of the story itself did have a lot to do with my liking it, mind you from a psychological thought-experimenter's perspective, to be sure.) Thank you. You've made my week. This is a story I'll remember for a very long time!

  • @kaptainmanslaughta7887
    @kaptainmanslaughta7887 8 лет назад +7

    Konrad curze, warhammer 40k's psycho batman, Konrad von carstein, warhammer fantasy's mad bloody baron.....wait.....(0_0) Gw making everyone called Konrad insane yet quite intelligent.

    • @ranekeisenkralle8265
      @ranekeisenkralle8265 8 лет назад +2

      +Kaptain manslaughta I think the more interesting parallel is the pronunciation of his last name: Curze. Not too dissimilar from "curse" is it? The irony herein is that certainly he would have been cursed by countless people whom he had made suffer, but at the same time I think he also considered himself cursed in a sense. Most notably when confronted with how similar his legionaries had been to him, resulting in him not knowing where to start purging his legion.

  • @HUinstinct
    @HUinstinct 7 лет назад

    Arch you are an amazing storyteller. You are now the source of all my bedtime stories because i can't fall asleep without one.

  • @FrostWolfPack
    @FrostWolfPack 8 лет назад +15

    A sad tale for man how made himself a monster.

  • @Jarppih
    @Jarppih 8 лет назад

    Listened to this twice now. Keep them coming, dude. I'll promise to watch every one of these.

  • @Safeguard1
    @Safeguard1 8 лет назад +8

    This lore is beyond funny, I'm seriously dying! "Murder-f**k my boss." OMG

  • @Hyperdin
    @Hyperdin 8 лет назад

    One of your best pieces so far, Arch. Keep up the good work!

  • @johnathanblackwell9960
    @johnathanblackwell9960 7 лет назад +3

    By far your best video to date!

  • @solar9368
    @solar9368 8 лет назад +1

    Arch, this is the first video of yours that I have watched, and I must say you are hilarious!

  • @Advo42069
    @Advo42069 8 лет назад +47

    37:10 LOL mandatory televisions

  • @naggash5348
    @naggash5348 8 лет назад

    I grew up with the games workshop universes, had to drop it cause life/shit happens, i'm finally able to get myself into this again and oh boy does internet makes it better, these lore videos you make might be my favorite things to listen to. It feels like i'm catching up with the past. Bought whole new hobby gears and painting while listening to these vids are the most peacefull stase i have achieved in a fucking decade. Thanks.