40k lore! Asdrubael Vect! King of Commorragh!

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  • @NewGuy2534
    @NewGuy2534 5 лет назад +885

    Vect: That is the plan. To plan around their plans. So they will plan around the plan I’m planning around their plan so I’ll plan around their plan.

    • @draochvar9646
      @draochvar9646 5 лет назад +32

      Nice little reference there.

    • @shawnm1902
      @shawnm1902 5 лет назад +29

      All according to keikaku

    • @pierre-mariecaulliez6285
      @pierre-mariecaulliez6285 5 лет назад +80

      That's why Ork are a natural counter to Eldars : they just cut through the BS and straight into the squisy bits ;7

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 5 лет назад +30

      My mon-keigh head hurts

    • @Veellinn
      @Veellinn 5 лет назад +16

      Does Vect likes war?

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 5 лет назад +841

    One benefit to the Imperium being so slow to react: The enemy won't see justice coming, because they completely forgot about that one thing they did on Tuesday 400 years ago...

    • @jgw9990
      @jgw9990 5 лет назад +116

      Accurate. Basically what happened to the Tau as well lol.

    • @Warmaka
      @Warmaka 5 лет назад +145

      The Imperium acts like dwarfs with their book of grudges in this regard. "Remember that raid on our colony 200 years ago? Oh what fun you had, huh? Well kiss your planet goodbye, you fucking heretic."

    • @ObservingLibertarian
      @ObservingLibertarian 5 лет назад +63

      Can confirm, dated a woman like that: very difficult to deal with. -_-;

    • @-nyte2063
      @-nyte2063 5 лет назад +20

      @@Warmaka having fun keeping Slaneshh away? say well, EXTERMINATUS will send you to her real quick

    • @gbsedillo21
      @gbsedillo21 4 года назад +19

      Reminds me of Dawi Grudges.

  • @Jay_76
    @Jay_76 5 лет назад +1182

    Invading Terra and murdering everyone who resisted = Eldar diplomacy.
    Threatened Terra and sent a group of diplomats to sue for peace = Ork diplomacy.
    Hmm...seems legit.

    • @gokbay3057
      @gokbay3057 5 лет назад +260

      Orks smarter than Eldar confirmed

    • @S71xx
      @S71xx 5 лет назад +212

      @@gokbay3057 Well dats obveeuz. Dem twiggy gits ain't gots enuf spiky bits. Whoo doz zat?

    • @holo525
      @holo525 5 лет назад +147

      Orks are the true children of the old ones confirmed.

    • @docartemis2878
      @docartemis2878 5 лет назад +29

      Holo 1916 Well, I mean, yeah... we’ve known that for years.

    • @Munich22100
      @Munich22100 5 лет назад +12

      DocArtemis anyone know the sources for that. When and where did they invade terra?

  • @captainpuffinpuffinson4769
    @captainpuffinpuffinson4769 5 лет назад +976

    "Let's send warriors into narrow corridors against flame wielding monkage..."
    Sounds legit

    • @Balevolt
      @Balevolt 5 лет назад +62

      There was a warp spider that said a similar statement about an immolator with as predicted results.

    • @Tacoguy1000
      @Tacoguy1000 5 лет назад +61

      You'd think they would at least remember the green ones, considering their dad hammered a hundred of them before.

    • @captainpuffinpuffinson4769
      @captainpuffinpuffinson4769 5 лет назад +55

      @@Tacoguy1000 short memory for long lived creatures

    • @nickdahl203
      @nickdahl203 5 лет назад +61

      @@captainpuffinpuffinson4769 They probably eat condensed mental illnesses for fun. What happens when somebody shoots liquid alzheimers and follows it with a chaser of autism? Of course they don't know remember the Salamanders, they probably don't know what day it is.

    • @Matihood1
      @Matihood1 5 лет назад +33

      It's actually "Mon-keigh" or "Mon'keigh" lol

  • @Fancymanzz
    @Fancymanzz 5 лет назад +610

    Dark Eldar: *Captures Salamanders*
    Salamanders: “None of you seem to understand. I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!”

    • @strangerlucky5753
      @strangerlucky5753 5 лет назад +11

      I don't have the ref... captain ?

    • @robertoleary5470
      @robertoleary5470 5 лет назад +22

      stranger Lucky it’s from the watchmen movie/comic. One of the characters says it when he beats up some prisoners while in prison

    • @strangerlucky5753
      @strangerlucky5753 5 лет назад +3

      @@robertoleary5470 i got this part but why salamanders ? In the fludf they are known for something in particular against the dark elf?

    • @robertoleary5470
      @robertoleary5470 5 лет назад +31

      stranger Lucky yeah when when Vulkan was being raised on Nocturne, the plant was contestantly been raided by the dark eldar and vect lead a lot of salamanders into the dark city to help with his coup

    • @robertbodell55
      @robertbodell55 5 лет назад +13

      @@robertoleary5470 the white scars also have similar hate for the Dark eldar for the same reasons

  • @skepticalsnek9989
    @skepticalsnek9989 5 лет назад +629

    Commoragh
    Where drug habits, lechery, corruption, and even cannibalism are the requirements for public office.

    • @thegreatazal5021
      @thegreatazal5021 5 лет назад +62

      Nagash Unbroken how is that different from anywhere else?

    • @Tacoguy1000
      @Tacoguy1000 5 лет назад +10

      The Great Azal It isn’t.

    • @Lukey2481
      @Lukey2481 5 лет назад +46

      So..... we already have that. Let me introduce the democrats...

    • @jamesm783
      @jamesm783 5 лет назад +67

      @@Lukey2481 I actually saw a blog post about comparing our modern political climate to the Eldar. The left and their debauchery akin the Dark Eldar, with the more right-leaning conservatives, holding onto tradition being like the Craftworlders, and those who post memes and laugh at the madness being akin to the Harlequins.

    • @skepticalsnek9989
      @skepticalsnek9989 5 лет назад +41

      @@jamesm783 Yep, that's us. The Harlequins of the internet. Laughing at everyone, left and right, cos they're all insane in their own adorable ways.

  • @collinfulling3223
    @collinfulling3223 5 лет назад +924

    “YOU ARE NOT FRIENDS” - the last words heard by Dark Eldar entering the Forge Hammer

    • @month32
      @month32 5 лет назад +115

      VULKAN LIVES! *thump, thump!*

    • @lamb_link
      @lamb_link 5 лет назад +96

      I like to imagine that Vulcan is a kind and gentle person, even in the presence of some Xenos, but when an Eldar appears he switches into a cold hearted asshole, particularly towards the Eldar.
      Not outright kill on sight mood but one wrong step and you die a swift and painful death kinda mood.
      Mostly because he had his planet fucked by Corsairs.

    • @corrinvondrachen1097
      @corrinvondrachen1097 5 лет назад +30

      @@lamb_link I thought his world got fucked by Dark Eldar.

    • @lamb_link
      @lamb_link 5 лет назад +34

      Corrin von Drachen you know, I just checked and you’re right, it was Dark Eldar.

    • @Hopeofmen
      @Hopeofmen 5 лет назад +3

      Lmfao

  • @Le-cp9tr
    @Le-cp9tr 5 лет назад +456

    >when you get kidnapped by the BDSM Lord as a sex slave but all he does is manage the city all day
    Feels bad man

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 5 лет назад +72

      By "manage the city" I assume you mean "murder everyone that tries to murder you".

    • @asdrubaelvect8038
      @asdrubaelvect8038 5 лет назад +43

      Yes, that is what he means.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 5 лет назад +40

      Better then cleaning the sewers of Commoragh. I hear they have giants talking rats.

    • @nicholasrandall3507
      @nicholasrandall3507 5 лет назад +39

      @@fumarc4501 That's all? Hive city sewers are far worse.
      If there aren't full Nurgle cults, flesh golems, and Plaguebearer demons in Commorah's sewers, I'd say they're clean by Imperial standards.

    • @Spacefrisian
      @Spacefrisian 5 лет назад +8

      You call that a BDSM lord?, pray you never have to face of against Kruellagh the Vile.

  • @bsseb2914
    @bsseb2914 5 лет назад +436

    The Edgiest of Egdelords. In a galxy of edgelords.

  • @original_godshy
    @original_godshy 5 лет назад +569

    I didn't know the Activision-Blizzard CEO was in Warhammer 40k.

    • @Grand_Master_Aries
      @Grand_Master_Aries 5 лет назад +37

      Oooooooo....
      Nice one.

    • @colmcorbec7031
      @colmcorbec7031 5 лет назад +44

      The Duke of douchebags!

    • @titanscerw
      @titanscerw 5 лет назад +10

      @@the36lessons11 Vect has his own means of transportation, hence look under section: self drive

    • @The_Crimson_Fucker
      @The_Crimson_Fucker 5 лет назад +11

      Couldn't be, Vect's dick is visible to the naked eye.

    • @namishusband818
      @namishusband818 5 лет назад +14

      Pretty sure Vect could run a corporation better.

  • @IRMentat
    @IRMentat 5 лет назад +430

    Ministorum: so you lost how many Astartes in a rescue effort?
    Salamanders: you should see the other guys, assuming you can count motes of smoke.

    • @Buzzy_Bland
      @Buzzy_Bland 5 лет назад +40

      I think you mean the Administratum. Unless the Salamanders are giving reports to the Ministorum Priests now.

    • @The_Crimson_Fucker
      @The_Crimson_Fucker 5 лет назад +46

      @@Buzzy_Bland
      Bless me father for I have slain.

    • @jordanscherr6699
      @jordanscherr6699 5 лет назад +33

      A valid point in numerical terms. They might have lost a fair number of their own. But they also heeped one hell of a bloody toll on their enemy, then had the brains to run when it was clearly getting over their heads.

    • @pumatt
      @pumatt 5 лет назад +16

      Pest control is bloody business for all involved in the 41st millennium.

    • @michaelharris8111
      @michaelharris8111 5 лет назад +3

      The salamanders never really recovered from the heresy.

  • @startrekker4596
    @startrekker4596 5 лет назад +314

    Salamanders, in the hull of the Forge Hammer:
    “Are they friends?”
    “Probably not.”
    *Loads Bolter and fuels heavy flamer* “Shame...”

    • @IronWarhorsesFun
      @IronWarhorsesFun 4 года назад +39

      FREINDLY salamanders: WELCOME TO OUR SHIP FREINDS! WE ARE HAVING A FIRE SALE!

    • @sparkeykills1
      @sparkeykills1 4 года назад +6

      Best comment ive seen 😂 died laughing when i read this

    • @IronWarhorsesFun
      @IronWarhorsesFun 4 года назад +1

      @@sparkeykills1 🤣😂💪😎

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 4 года назад +12

      @@IronWarhorsesFun HERE! WE ARE FRIENDLY ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF FREE SAMPLES!

    • @zarlsalamandersspacemarine302
      @zarlsalamandersspacemarine302 3 года назад +3

      @@IronWarhorsesFun ah yes those hollowed words where recorded on vox feed from the esteemed brother Beritus. Oh it is a wonder to see, the kind welcome they received melted the hearts of every Drukari in that hallway.

  • @luciusviii1553
    @luciusviii1553 5 лет назад +360

    When fighting slaanesh or dark eldar always save a bullet for yourself.

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 5 лет назад +92

      Heck, save a grenade so that there’s nothing left for them to salvage.
      Spite them fuckers.

    • @BleedingSnow
      @BleedingSnow 5 лет назад +44

      @@rustkarl Gotta be careful, leave enough DNA you will not wake up in a Heamonculus' palace, you'd wish you made it to Hell :)

    • @ZGuy0fSci
      @ZGuy0fSci 5 лет назад +8

      idk, grenades tend to have a larger..... pop area. ;''3

    • @gilesmerlin8927
      @gilesmerlin8927 5 лет назад +6

      @@BleedingSnow that's a big gwolla service that

    • @SomberYeti
      @SomberYeti 4 года назад +3

      Or you could just not lose

  • @Bob-lr2xp
    @Bob-lr2xp 5 лет назад +214

    How dare people call him a tyrant! He gives every citizen a choice:
    Would they liked to be smacked with a pimp cane or with the back of his hand?

    • @sambob8019
      @sambob8019 3 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 2 года назад +10

      cane I know damn well those hands are either poisoned or will break my spine

    • @evilsclone2499
      @evilsclone2499 2 года назад

      @@marley7868 like the cane wouldn't suck you into a alternate void where tiny men stab your dick for years or some Eldar bullshit like that

    • @lysander3262
      @lysander3262 2 года назад +3

      A Supreme Overlord Named Vect keeps his pump hand strong

  • @89Keith
    @89Keith 5 лет назад +412

    imagine if the battle barge captain had decided to leave the dark city with a polite parting note.
    ....say in the form of a cyclonic torpedo barrage

    • @scottmurphy4946
      @scottmurphy4946 5 лет назад +42

      I would have even dropped the grey and black water tanks from the ship as well

    • @notsae66
      @notsae66 5 лет назад +35

      I think they did. They were firing planet breaker weaponry the whole time by the sound of it.

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 5 лет назад +42

      But... what if they threw the kitchen sink?

    • @The_Crimson_Fucker
      @The_Crimson_Fucker 5 лет назад +23

      @@rustkarl
      But...what if....they _spat_ at them?

    • @ngVAT579
      @ngVAT579 5 лет назад +68

      Or better yet, evacuate the forge hammer and leave its warp drive to detonate over the city on the way out. Slanesh would see it like a foodie would see the neon sign at the sizzler for the all you can buffet.

  • @MajesticDemonLord
    @MajesticDemonLord 5 лет назад +123

    Tzeentch: "Just as planned"
    Vect: "Hold my Slave"

    • @Tinkering4Time
      @Tinkering4Time 5 лет назад

      MajesticDemonLord 😹

    • @Tinkering4Time
      @Tinkering4Time 5 лет назад +15

      Tzeentch faps to Vect’s machinations. And Slaanesh faps to Tzeentch’s fapping. Which is in fact a part of Vect’s plan to slake Slaanesh’s lust a little bit more so that he can advance is plans less hindered by the hunger of She Who Thirsts. And so the feedback loop continues until it reaches some stable point that is to the advantage of Vect...
      ...just as planned
      *minimum of two Chaos orgasms begin to cascade in repetition*

    • @Morafak
      @Morafak 5 лет назад

      xD

    • @sonicsucks20
      @sonicsucks20 4 года назад +1

      Tzeentch just as doubled planned.

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 5 лет назад +275

    Ah yes, the Supreme Pimp Master-General of the Eternal City.

  • @MrHaunter88
    @MrHaunter88 5 лет назад +285

    Dark eldar video on valentines day? Oh Arch, you silly romantic!

    • @Raigan_Avalon
      @Raigan_Avalon 4 года назад +8

      Well, it is the most appropriate day, isn't it?

  • @harbl99
    @harbl99 5 лет назад +246

    Ah, Valentine's Day, I wonder what Arch has for us. 'Asdrubael Vect' (aka 'xXxStoneKillahVectxXx' on 40KOD), the guy who once used the line "Bring me another plaything. This one is broken." unironically.

  • @danasmith6200
    @danasmith6200 5 лет назад +149

    Marine giving an after action report of the raid:
    “So i started shootin”

    • @The_Crimson_Fucker
      @The_Crimson_Fucker 5 лет назад +27

      Astarte: There were Eldar.
      Inquisitor: And...?
      Astarte: There _were_ Eldar.

    • @MajesticDemonLord
      @MajesticDemonLord 5 лет назад +14

      And I was all like "Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew...."

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 5 лет назад +18

      Inquisitor: I don't think I understand.
      Astarte: All of the Eldar, maybe all of them that were left, were there and attacking us. It was amazing, you couldn't miss.

    • @omegawilliam95s36
      @omegawilliam95s36 3 года назад +1

      “Blam! Blam! I missed both times, those elves are quick little buggers! Then I got behind him, BLAM!! I shot him in half but his friends took the body away before we could break the promethium out.”

  • @Warrior-Of-Virtue
    @Warrior-Of-Virtue 5 лет назад +73

    Ordo Xenos Inquisitor: Let me get this straight. You found the capital city of the Dark Eldar, something we have been trying and failing to do for millennia, and you _didn't_ virus bomb it?!

    • @ElectromagNick
      @ElectromagNick 4 года назад +15

      Image the hell that would've been wrought had they used cyclonic torpedoes. Might have just collapsed the whole damn section of the Webway.

  • @vincelycaner4259
    @vincelycaner4259 5 лет назад +135

    Steal a Salamander Strike Cruiser , got a visit from a whole fleet of space marines.

    • @cryptosporidium1375
      @cryptosporidium1375 5 лет назад +25

      Vince Lycaner don’t take a bite unless you can eat the whole cake- some genestealer cult member

    • @anamonlbigm5838
      @anamonlbigm5838 5 лет назад +28

      “Sky’s crack open”
      *GIMME FUEL, GIMME FIRE, GIMME THAT WHICH I DESIRE*

    • @thecavalrygeneral3453
      @thecavalrygeneral3453 5 лет назад +17

      FTFY: Steal a Salamander Strike Cruiser , *so your political opponents* got a visit from a whole fleet of space marines *allowing you to rise ascendant uncontested to the supreme pinnacle of Dark Eldar civilization*

    • @nickpapadopoulos9978
      @nickpapadopoulos9978 4 года назад +3

      @@thecavalrygeneral3453 basically!!!!!

    • @zarlsalamandersspacemarine302
      @zarlsalamandersspacemarine302 3 года назад +1

      I mean hey to be fair we still had fun I personally see it as a win win for us and vect. Everyone else lost though XD

  • @burnttoast26
    @burnttoast26 4 года назад +32

    Vect is the personification of “Oh my my, what an unfortunate coincidence for you!”

    • @bradymenting5120
      @bradymenting5120 2 года назад +1

      "Congratulations, you played yourself," - Asdrubel Vect or something

  • @kaede11101
    @kaede11101 5 лет назад +102

    Arch in your honor I did something in a Dark Heresy I played last night. As an elder was berating my inquisitors for being stupid humans, messing with things we dont know, being nothing but ignorant children, yada yada yada. My character, supposedly the diplomatic one, suddenly quipped in her own language: "At least us humans didn't murderfuck a chaos god into exsistance."
    This stunned the elder into almost total silence the whole time we had to cooperate and sent everyone at the table into a laughing fit that lasted about five minuets. And the GM didn't ever realize that my character doesn't actually have that knowledge until a hour after the session ended.

    • @notsae66
      @notsae66 5 лет назад +43

      Obviously the God Emperor implanted the knowledge directly into his brain to fuck over the filthy space elf; a worthy usage of his power and definitely the best thing to use a temporary connection to The Emperor for.

    • @nathanpatrick2418
      @nathanpatrick2418 Год назад +3

      The god emperor himself was tired of their shit and used you as a mouth piece

  • @charleslathrop9743
    @charleslathrop9743 5 лет назад +51

    Asdrubael "Oh no. No, don't take my Space Marines. Oh bother. You took my Space Marines."

    • @omegawilliam95s36
      @omegawilliam95s36 3 года назад +3

      I red the second half in Whinne the Pooh’s voice.

  • @calumdeighton
    @calumdeighton 5 лет назад +76

    Love the candle expanding into a flamer.
    "Oh, whats that?" Frooom! (Flames, fire and screaming elves)

  • @kriegkorpsman402
    @kriegkorpsman402 5 лет назад +202

    Day? Saved.
    (No seriously, every minute of this day was an absolute clusterfuck)

    • @AlessandroRodriguez
      @AlessandroRodriguez 5 лет назад +26

      Remember the cult of sacrifice my fellow Krieg Korpsman or to fix bayonet to solve you day issues.

    • @edim108
      @edim108 5 лет назад +16

      Remember Korpsman: Pain is temporary. The Emperor is Eternal!
      For the Emperor!

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 5 лет назад +5

      Hotel? Imperial palace

    • @snakeyman5560
      @snakeyman5560 5 лет назад +1

      I hope things improve.

    • @Sgt_Glory
      @Sgt_Glory 5 лет назад

      Today will be different. Charge!

  • @jordanscherr6699
    @jordanscherr6699 5 лет назад +199

    That's weird, my post was taken down or failed. Anyway, a re-post. I honestly don't give much credence to Vect's own account of his initial origins. This IS a Dark Eldar we're talking about here. But exactly how he ascended to power makes perfect sense. He could see what the nobility could not. That they simply where not the biggest fish in the sea, and where not too large to fail. He also knew how to use Commorragh itself in the most potently raw form it could muster. (The nobles did not.) He tempted them with the kind of prize, and denied them the knowledge, that would weaken them in all the places he could leap upon. Mere hours later and few key-acts of sabotage, and he had everything to run with and cement his place at the top of a new system.

  • @alganhar1
    @alganhar1 5 лет назад +64

    I can almost see the looks of hysterical glee on the faces of the Gunnery Officers and Crews (except of course the servitors) on those ships, as they overlooked an absolutely target rich environment full of Xenos! I mean, it is not as if they could MISS the Dark City it is that damned huge. Even rounds that went astray would kill a pleasing number of Piratical Vermin. An altogether... satisfactory arrangement... if somewhat... Orcish....

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 4 года назад +7

      Well nothing can be perfect, and a little orcish WAAUUUGH can be excused for such an overwhelmingly abundant number of targets.

  • @sonofangron2969
    @sonofangron2969 5 лет назад +182

    I'd love to see how the Dark Eldars would have dealt with trying to capture alive a truly nuts and melee-combat loving Legion (like the Space Wolves or pre-Heresy World Eaters) in the tight halls of their strike-cruiser.
    *revs chainaxe*
    "I'm not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with me!"

    • @jgw9990
      @jgw9990 5 лет назад +10

      Eh. Don't mix up the elder and the tau. The eldar aren't as squishy in mellee combat as you might expect.

    • @openaardvark419
      @openaardvark419 5 лет назад +19

      I’d still bet on the Astartes

    • @theomnissiah-9120
      @theomnissiah-9120 5 лет назад +28

      J gw there just as squishy it’s just that it’s really fucking hard to hit them

    • @lokenontherange
      @lokenontherange 5 лет назад +13

      @@openaardvark419 Not if its an Incubus or Lelith I wouldn't. Incubus are badasses and Lelith has more plot armour than Abaddon.

    • @DAEJAHN
      @DAEJAHN 5 лет назад +1

      I wonder if striking scorpions would do the trick?

  • @morningnapalm9963
    @morningnapalm9963 5 лет назад +36

    Webway: *exists
    Vect: "it's free real-estate!"

  • @voiddragon903
    @voiddragon903 5 лет назад +115

    Time to hear about “King Thigh Highs,” many atrocities

    • @tebellokhala9801
      @tebellokhala9801 5 лет назад +4

      The fact that I get this reference, is both awesome and sad!!!

    • @DonPetexX
      @DonPetexX 5 лет назад +5

      @@tebellokhala9801 its not sad it's a sigh of your cultural intelect

    • @lucasbeck1391
      @lucasbeck1391 5 лет назад +1

      @@tebellokhala9801 tell me

    • @Ower8x
      @Ower8x 5 лет назад +2

      @@lucasbeck1391 the answer is in 3 characters: TTS

    • @lucasbeck1391
      @lucasbeck1391 5 лет назад +2

      @@Ower8x i have watched all of alfabusas episodes but i dont remember asdrubael being called "king high thighs"

  • @fadelsukoco3092
    @fadelsukoco3092 5 лет назад +52

    44:14 To quote Starcraft: “
    “They’re everywhere!” “Then SHOOT everywhere!”

    • @walnutking92
      @walnutking92 5 лет назад +1

      @Hakageryuu Important to remember that Blizzard _always_ gives Games Workshop credit in, well, the credits of their games.

    • @PressA2Die
      @PressA2Die 5 лет назад +5

      @Hakageryuu "Ripped off" inst accurate. "Told to make a games workshop game then had the rights pulled out from under them like a carpet" is closer

  • @hunterwilliams545
    @hunterwilliams545 5 лет назад +42

    Me watching Dark Eldar video literally yesterday "pfft he never getting to Vect.
    Literally the next day. Post Vect lore video.
    Me: I'M SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU DADDY ARCH, PLEASE NOT THE SCANDINAVIAN BEATING STICK!

  • @kairos468
    @kairos468 5 лет назад +87

    I appreciate you calling them Dark Eldar instead of Drukhari, Arch. It makes me feel like I'm still living in the good old days.

    • @Sgt_Glory
      @Sgt_Glory 5 лет назад +27

      They are what we call them, not what we're told to. Besides nobody at my local GW uses the new names.
      Astra Milita-whatnow? You're in the GUARD, son!

    • @kairos468
      @kairos468 5 лет назад +5

      @@Sgt_Glory Well said!

    • @lysander3262
      @lysander3262 2 года назад +2

      Vect named them Dark Eldar, who are we to question it?

    • @josef1391
      @josef1391 11 месяцев назад

      I kinda like the new name it's more distinct and specific instead of just "guess were the bad guys in contrast so 'dark' eldar it is"
      bit lazy if you ask me but hey sometimes it's dark eldar sometimes drukhari both are valid same thing with the guard or astra militarum

  • @apocolototh1948
    @apocolototh1948 5 лет назад +30

    13:30 The Way you phrased that, I now picture some homunculus building up popstars/idols and cultivating a rabid fan-crowd.
    With all of them locked In some giant hall, supplied with coke-lazed water, snacks and, air. Trapped in a neverending manic concert

  • @momqabt
    @momqabt 5 лет назад +22

    Ships that can destroy cities or crack planets if given enough time were shotgunning everything...
    That description with my vivid imagination was worth the whole vid. I enjoyed...most of it from when after the d.eldar have gone to hiding in the webway.

  • @cosmicfails2053
    @cosmicfails2053 Год назад +3

    Eldar: these humans are nothing but monkeys, their space marines, apes
    Vect: perhaps. but. would you like to fight a gorilla?
    Eldar: ... ... ... no...?
    Vect: shame. (unleashes waves of gorilla violence)

  • @spagandhi
    @spagandhi 5 лет назад +17

    Vect is that one guy who that commissioned that NSFW artwork you saw that one time and NEVER forgot

  • @yetipotato8567
    @yetipotato8567 2 года назад +2

    Guy on chopping block before Vect "my ancestors are smiling on me, can you say the same coom cultist?"

  • @ethakis
    @ethakis 5 лет назад +18

    Commorragh must've been quite the target rich environment.

  • @archmagosbarrett1955
    @archmagosbarrett1955 5 лет назад +14

    I needed this Arch. Your lore reading give my nerves a nice rest from the bullshit of life.
    Thank god for Arch, and his long, drawn out, and absolutely detailed character study. Love to see you make a match up with MauLer.

  • @adrikubel
    @adrikubel 4 года назад +4

    "Why would a race, even as primitive as the Mon-keigh use candles to light their starships? Wait the candle is moving. The candle is growing larger, I can just see the form of a large armored warrior in the glittering glow of the candle light..pilot light" . Silly Eldar.

  • @messihr
    @messihr 5 лет назад +6

    That's what those filthy Dusk Wraiths get for getting between the hammer and anvil. VULKAN LIVES! *STOMP STOMP!

  • @zerowolf0006
    @zerowolf0006 5 лет назад +73

    I’Z ‘ERE TO LEARN HOW TO UZ MY DAKKA ON DA POINTY EARD PANZIEZ!!!

    • @LethargicGM
      @LethargicGM 5 лет назад +13

      YA POINT AN SHOOT!

    • @zerowolf0006
      @zerowolf0006 5 лет назад +14

      In midnight clad UZ GOT TO FIND DIM FIRST!!! DA PANZIEZ ALWAZ RUNZ AWAY!!!

    • @nickdahl203
      @nickdahl203 5 лет назад +8

      @@zerowolf0006 IS EASY! JUST USE MORE DAKKA! YOU'ZE HIT THE KNOIFE EARED GIT EVENCHULLY!

    • @zerowolf0006
      @zerowolf0006 5 лет назад +8

      Nick Dahl UZ A BRAIN BOY!!! NOWZ IZ UZ PROPA DAKKA ON DA PANZIEZ!!!

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 5 лет назад +7

      PULL DA PIN N THROW DA OVAH PART!

  • @maxrock3585
    @maxrock3585 5 лет назад +6

    40 k lore is fascinating but ever since i came across ur work i just cant listen to it from any other source, the brilliant and funny way u tell the story is just unmatched and unique in my humble opinion , thank u so much for the time and effort u r putting into this and i beg u to do more . Much love and respect from Egypt. YOU rock sir, u rock.

  • @KRF-xj2wh
    @KRF-xj2wh 5 лет назад +26

    I think the 'g' in Commoragh is silent, so that it rhymes, somewhat appropriately, with (Sodom and) Gomorrah.

  • @J_Warral
    @J_Warral 5 лет назад +7

    By the way, Arch - Vect's story states that he was on one of the core worlds of the Eldar Empire. And the new book featuring Asurmen (Asurmen: Hand of Asuryan) speaks that some Eldar did survive on the Core Worlds, right in the newly formed Eye of Terror - though hunted by the daemons and always in a risk of possession. Asurmen, known back then as Iliathin, and his brother Tethesis, were hiding amidst the old temples of the Eldar Gods, that still had lingering presence to shield them from the Daemonic predations. Though it didn't help Tethesis as he was eventually possessed and Iliathin was forced to kill him.
    But in general, yes, Vect's story checks out. Some Eldar did survive in the Eye of Terror right after it was formed.

  • @Nani-ie1sf
    @Nani-ie1sf 5 лет назад +34

    I clicked so fast that the highest video quality available is 360p
    I hope you the best Arch, thank you for all your hardwork
    5th

  • @themalcontent100
    @themalcontent100 2 года назад +1

    3:26 yet. The Big E demon god has yet to make his appearance and gobble up the souls of humanity.

  • @thatguy9419
    @thatguy9419 5 лет назад +22

    Very first thought: "Oh shit it's Vect"

  • @Flight_of_Icarus
    @Flight_of_Icarus 4 года назад +11

    Oh! The Salamanders mentioned. My favorite chapter. If I ever invest in an actual 40k army, it will be of Salamanders Astartes first and foremost.

  • @heavyhebrew
    @heavyhebrew 5 лет назад +8

    Vulkan's boys just wanted to boop the Dark Eldar for not being gracious hosts.

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 5 лет назад +2

      Imagine not offering your guests tea when you steal their whole space ship and jump it directly into your capital city.

  • @ethantaylor9613
    @ethantaylor9613 5 лет назад +26

    The entire salamanders chapter may I remind everyone is probably somewhere around 4000 Marines

    • @tgreen1071
      @tgreen1071 5 лет назад +2

      Are they?! News to me. I thought they never actually had a full chapter. Is it in the new codex's or something? Genuinely interested.

    • @ethantaylor9613
      @ethantaylor9613 5 лет назад +8

      T Green They, just like the space wolves have no successor chapters. For the wolves it’s mainly because they just never really listened to the codex at all, for the salamanders it’s because they were literally under Chapter strength by the end of the heresy. Both chapters get away with having way more guys than they should partially because of their clout as legion chapters, and partially because they are so ludicrously loyal otherwise that the inquisition lets it slide.

    • @bryanbarcelo5440
      @bryanbarcelo5440 5 лет назад +2

      @@ethantaylor9613 the Black Templars have a total estimated at around 6000 i think, i forget if that's including the apprentices. i have no idea how they've managed to keep such a large number hidden, but apparently they have

    • @barbatosmcmurderton4209
      @barbatosmcmurderton4209 5 лет назад +4

      @@bryanbarcelo5440 I seem to recall that the Templars get away with it by exploiting some obscure part of the Codex. Something about being allowed to recrute over the thousand man limit if the chapter in question doesn't have a home planet to recruit from I think?

    • @danksinatra9146
      @danksinatra9146 5 лет назад +16

      @@barbatosmcmurderton4209 in the codex it states that a chapter is allowed to be over strength if they are currently crusading. and the templars are always crusading.

  • @helix8108
    @helix8108 5 лет назад +20

    I misread the title as ''40k Love Asdrubael Vect! King of Commorragh!''. Still great video as always.

  • @Le-cp9tr
    @Le-cp9tr 5 лет назад +41

    GW should bring back his pimped out raider as a kit. That was awesome

    • @novasolarius8763
      @novasolarius8763 5 лет назад +3

      What, the Dais of Destruction? Or are you talking about something else?

    • @Spacefrisian
      @Spacefrisian 5 лет назад +3

      I put his parts on a new Ravager, fits suprisingly well.

    • @Le-cp9tr
      @Le-cp9tr 5 лет назад +3

      Nova Solarius Dais of Destruction aka the Pimpwagon

    • @Sgt_Glory
      @Sgt_Glory 5 лет назад

      Even the fuzzy dice have spikes!

    • @novasolarius8763
      @novasolarius8763 5 лет назад

      @@Spacefrisian Well, duh. The Dais *is* a modded Ravager after all. Not a Raider.

  • @invisiblem0nsters
    @invisiblem0nsters 5 лет назад +3

    Your video on what is "truly Scandinavian" drew me in and the 40k lore has made me a subscriber.

  • @pyhimys83
    @pyhimys83 5 лет назад +58

    A full hour?
    Oh massah how you spoils us.

    • @Jamhael1
      @Jamhael1 5 лет назад +2

      Thanks, massah, for da gift you give this poo' me.

    • @matthewbrasel2737
      @matthewbrasel2737 5 лет назад

      Hahahahahahaha

  • @maniacaltwit
    @maniacaltwit 5 лет назад +8

    Yes! At long last! Lord Vect lore video, Thank you!

  • @Charon-5582
    @Charon-5582 3 года назад +1

    *Dark Eldar shuts off torch*
    "What's that sound?"
    *Doom music starts*

  • @Geoffisanormalnameasshole
    @Geoffisanormalnameasshole 5 лет назад +4

    34:39 Salamanders to The dark eldar “We’re not stuck in here with you, you’re stuck in here with us”

  • @guardianangelv
    @guardianangelv 5 лет назад +2

    Cliffnotes version
    Vect: Whippity wine, Commoragh's now mine.

  • @a_giant_A_dubs
    @a_giant_A_dubs 5 лет назад +3

    Me sitting on my chair patiently waiting for this video since the Dark Eldar lore as i am enjoying the pain so my soul does not get eaten due to pure boredom. then TADDAAAA lore video time. Thank you ARCH!!

  • @wbnc66
    @wbnc66 5 лет назад +1

    A Ship full of Salamanders Captured.... Tzeentch, giggling in the distance, and Khorne grabbing a bowl of popcorn...its gonna be a bad day for somebody.

  • @albusvoltavern4500
    @albusvoltavern4500 5 лет назад +12

    *reads title
    Me: gesundheit.

  • @thijshagenbeek8853
    @thijshagenbeek8853 5 лет назад +2

    Brother.
    Bring the Flamer.
    THE HEAVY FLAMER.
    Burn them all, Vulkan lives!

  • @barrybend7189
    @barrybend7189 5 лет назад +55

    So Commorag is the 40K version of the Metro?

    • @inquisitorthomasdefinitely536
      @inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 5 лет назад +3

      Barry Bend a tad worse

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 5 лет назад +9

      @@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 doesn't " 40K version" kinda imply that?

    • @jgw9990
      @jgw9990 5 лет назад +2

      It is a bit actually. Surviving nuclear (warp fire) in dark corridors.

    • @inquisitorthomasdefinitely536
      @inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 5 лет назад

      Barry Bend ture

    • @baker90338
      @baker90338 5 лет назад +1

      J gw sorta. I’m reminded of this if it were nuked. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kowloon_Walled_City

  • @broseffman
    @broseffman 5 лет назад +2

    So the average human is like a buffalo wing to dark eldar. If you've got a lot of them, and you're in the mood, they're a nice meal occasionally. Gets old kinda fast though.

  • @ngVAT579
    @ngVAT579 5 лет назад +3

    Might I just say, perfect release for a valentine's day video, lol. You do the best internal monologues for the denizens of the 41st millennium as well.

  • @cop154
    @cop154 5 лет назад +2

    Arch like always you are awsome and number 1 for creative lore. Also, i do appreciate how you switch for 40K to a classic week to week keeps things refreshing. Thank you from NYC.

  • @orkface234
    @orkface234 5 лет назад +3

    Vect: A fun film for the whole family, coming to a theatre near you this summer.

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 4 года назад +1

    " If you don't want to be tortured, then why do you have a nervous system? " - Asrubael Vect

  • @TheGenXGeek
    @TheGenXGeek 5 лет назад +3

    Crystalline Shards vs Space Marine Power Armor... BEDAZZLED ASTARTES!!!

  • @aimeebason9732
    @aimeebason9732 5 лет назад +3

    Arch at his absolute best, enjoyed every minute of his narration on the scheming Eldar :)

  • @dyar648
    @dyar648 5 лет назад +7

    Damn imagine the rent prices living in Commoragh, must be nearly as bad as New York City

    • @antonioliles5027
      @antonioliles5027 4 года назад +1

      Lol and now New York looks like webway after the salamanders got done.

    • @MysticalyAutistic
      @MysticalyAutistic 4 года назад +2

      more hong kong you used to spend over 100$ a night to rent a box to sleep in

    • @dyar648
      @dyar648 4 года назад

      unavailable Yeah that’s a far better comparison lol

  • @andilucas6926
    @andilucas6926 5 лет назад +7

    Given the total depravity and selfishness of the Dark Eldar, I can't understand why Vect (or anyone else in a position to do so) hasn't simply betrayed the whole city to Slaanesh in return for blissful immortality as a Daemon Prince. As I understand it, it wouldn't take much sabotage of the city's defences to render it suddenly knee-deep in Daemonettes. The offer is surely there, unless Slaanesh actively prefers to draw out the death of their species for as long as possible; it seems possible, but Slaanesh isn't really about delaying gratification.

  • @Azr4el
    @Azr4el 5 лет назад +7

    I can't take this even remotely serious because there is a salsa group called Asdrubal and I was imagining salsa background the entire video.

  • @xavierrodriguez8432
    @xavierrodriguez8432 5 лет назад +2

    Ironically I just finished watching the Lore video on the Dark Eldar and in my mind I was like he’s never doing a video on Vect.
    You surprised us again Arch.

  • @JPG.01
    @JPG.01 5 лет назад +12

    "Potential Inconsistancy with reality"? So just run of the mill warp fuckery.

  • @nyrukdaerog3973
    @nyrukdaerog3973 5 лет назад +1

    Must be quite the horrible day when dark eldar face necrons. Even if they win, they lose with having no real payoff other than temporary survival.

  • @thomasklok311
    @thomasklok311 5 лет назад +7

    Omg finally an expansion on dark eldar love. 😍
    I love your video's Arch 😍

  • @andyfriederichsen
    @andyfriederichsen 2 года назад +1

    The Salamander space marines sound even more epic when you consider that they have a history of fighting the Dark Eldar.

  • @Kravockian
    @Kravockian 5 лет назад +4

    I still maintain that the elder had a hand in creating sting Khorne and Tzeentch as well. Through their war alongside the old ones and their belief in khaine I think they contributed to khorne and their constant failing plans and assurances that everything is going accordingly to tzeentch. I believe slaabesh is just their latest fuckery.

  • @CrimsonUltrafox
    @CrimsonUltrafox 5 лет назад +2

    Pimp King Asdrubael Vect needs a god damn model! And not just that Dais of Destruction either...

  • @Oddityinlife
    @Oddityinlife 5 лет назад +22

    Over ONE hour, YES YES YES.

  • @randomcenturion7264
    @randomcenturion7264 5 лет назад +1

    The Dark Eldar. A.K.A., Semi-Sentient Kindling for the Salamanders.

  • @docartemis2878
    @docartemis2878 5 лет назад +8

    See, Vect’s story makes me think, what was the straw that broke the camel’s back and actually spawned Slaanesh? I can only imagine it involved a mountain of super-cocaine.

  • @Balevolt
    @Balevolt 5 лет назад +2

    I point out again Arch's sadistic glee when talking about Dark Eldar

  • @jamesgarratt9334
    @jamesgarratt9334 5 лет назад +117

    "Elder Genocide is Justified."
    Change my mind or don't your choice.

    • @viorelviorel2324
      @viorelviorel2324 5 лет назад +13

      why do you want to kill elders?

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 5 лет назад +20

      @@viorelviorel2324 they spent millennia murder-fucking Slaanesh into existence. They were the cause of Old Night. And that's just the beginning.

    • @Le-cp9tr
      @Le-cp9tr 5 лет назад +21

      Necron fan here, I support this

    • @mistershadier8577
      @mistershadier8577 5 лет назад +18

      Viorel viorel Why WOULDN’T you want to Kill all the Eldar

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 5 лет назад +14

      @@Le-cp9tr
      =][=
      Attention Imperial citizen!
      This is a message from The Emperors holy Inquisition!
      You have been caught convening with Xenos creatures!
      Lay down all your weapons and remain where you are!
      May The God Emperor have mercy on your soul!
      =][=

  • @laurawright719
    @laurawright719 5 лет назад +1

    Vect when he becomes king of the Dark City: Oh yeah, you just got Vectored!

  • @michaelpettersson4919
    @michaelpettersson4919 3 года назад +3

    Salamanders having fun in Commarogh, Slaanesh having a feast on dark eldar souls. Perfect. 😋

  • @ninjaoforthanc8177
    @ninjaoforthanc8177 5 лет назад +1

    Well according to brother Alfabusa, humanity is creating a Chaos God of Unbelief

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 5 лет назад

      It's a good thing brother Alfa is literally _always_ wrong. Don't believe him.

    • @ninjaoforthanc8177
      @ninjaoforthanc8177 5 лет назад

      @@brosephnoonan223 dude, it was a joke on a parody series

  • @fumarc4501
    @fumarc4501 5 лет назад +7

    You’d be wise to never underestimate or trust the High Overlord of Commorragh. You don’t rule an entire species for longer as the Emperor of Mankind by being careless or an idiot.

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 5 лет назад +3

      Thats actually EXACTLY how you do it. You pick really stupid fights with the imperium of man who dunk your shit, while killing your contemporaries who have much *better* ideas.

  • @ZeroCGR2
    @ZeroCGR2 5 лет назад +2

    Finally. I 've been waiting for this video. You can say that this wait was a Dark Eldar style torture.

  • @ashleymills1344
    @ashleymills1344 5 лет назад +7

    Its always bothered me that the Dark Eldar Humuculi haven't come up with Genetically upgraded Dark Eldar, like their own Astartes rather than the wretched mutants and grotesques.

    • @theblancmange1265
      @theblancmange1265 5 лет назад +2

      Pretty Überelves aren't as kinky.

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 5 лет назад +4

      Dark Eldar are really into "Ugly Bastard".

    • @mikoajpietrych6168
      @mikoajpietrych6168 2 года назад +2

      but they kinda did with Wrecks, but anyone somewhat sane, even by D.Eldar standards will realize that getting under knife of one of these abominal psychopaths is beyond idiotic

    • @mikoajpietrych6168
      @mikoajpietrych6168 2 года назад

      but they kinda did with Wracks, but anyone somewhat sane, even by D.Eldar standards will realize that getting under knife of one of these abominal psychopaths is beyond idiotic

  • @robertmathews7971
    @robertmathews7971 5 лет назад +1

    *Eldar comm signal plays:
    "What is truly mon-keigh? Nothing. Everything is copied, from us."
    *loads bolter with Actually intent.

    • @baker90338
      @baker90338 5 лет назад

      “REBUTTAL TIME, XENOS!”

  • @johanneskaramossov5103
    @johanneskaramossov5103 5 лет назад +3

    Another Lore video to get my knowledge up to speed for my 40K Rpg groups while constructing and painting my Admech

  • @guyincognito3253
    @guyincognito3253 4 года назад +1

    This guy truly embodied the phrase "Chaos is a ladder."

  • @Darth_Nycta_13
    @Darth_Nycta_13 4 года назад +5

    Lelith Hesparax is an interesting character. Can you make a video on her? As a Drukhari/Dark Eldar player hearing you talk about them is cool.

  • @ianlewis523
    @ianlewis523 5 лет назад +2

    Ah, the Dark City... if you can make it there you can make it anywhere!