Tesla Model X doors crushing things

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025
  • Morgan, Jørgen and I test when various foods gets crushed in the Tesla Model X doors. Suitable food for the test are sausage, banana, carrot and cucumber. This video is safe(ish) for children to watch.
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  • @willdarling1
    @willdarling1 8 лет назад +1727

    2:22, 5:30, 6:23, 7:50, 8:32, 9:11, 9:43, 10:46, 12:10, 12:53, 13:20, 14:00, 14:36, 15:39, 15:58, 19:57, 20:45, 21:22, 23:56, 25:18, 25:45 might have missed one or two others...

    • @tokeballs3047
      @tokeballs3047 8 лет назад +49

      But you'll miss all the comedy genius!!!

    • @ZevHoover
      @ZevHoover 8 лет назад +7

      we have to get this to the top

    • @march11stoneytony
      @march11stoneytony 8 лет назад +70

      Not the hero that we deserved, but the hero we need

    • @BisMaxx
      @BisMaxx 8 лет назад +12

      RUclips does have angels. Now I am sure!

    • @SR20DEBT
      @SR20DEBT 8 лет назад +7

      youre the real mvp!

  • @juanchorifareal2853
    @juanchorifareal2853 8 лет назад +1166

    "Children, don't put your sausage in there"

    • @sammy4282
      @sammy4282 7 лет назад +12

      Juancho Rifareal "Brian that's not where the cucumber is placed"

    • @trulyhuman5693
      @trulyhuman5693 6 лет назад +6

      No no no chidren dont put ur fingers in there

    • @mo_chip2124
      @mo_chip2124 5 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @Subie-Driver
      @Subie-Driver 3 года назад

      Don’t put your pee pee in there either.

  • @a_pav
    @a_pav 6 лет назад +178

    12:30 *Door continues to close on his foot* "That was uncomfortable."

  • @avore_2213
    @avore_2213 8 лет назад +372

    I wouldn't mind if these guys were the new face of Top Gear

  • @canoopsy
    @canoopsy 8 лет назад +91

    Best video I've seen all week.

  • @Pancakeplanet
    @Pancakeplanet 8 лет назад +400

    5:01 SAUSAGE JUICE!

  • @Jay_Sullivan
    @Jay_Sullivan 8 лет назад +253

    Wait, is this a video that is accurately described by the title? It has an unaltered thumbnail? And there's nothing inappropriate? 50% downvotes, now!!!
    ---RUclips community

  • @markwalsh4870
    @markwalsh4870 8 лет назад +50

    Never put your finger where you wouldn't put your ........ Cucumber. Lol

  • @keks-69
    @keks-69 8 лет назад +81

    This is probably the funniest video i have seen in some time now. Almost 25 minutes of permanent laughing.

  • @lll_Life_lll
    @lll_Life_lll 8 лет назад +719

    their accents are the funniest thing of this video

    • @oliverjones4858
      @oliverjones4858 8 лет назад +17

      Norwasian english...

    • @sightscreen66
      @sightscreen66 8 лет назад +16

      A lot easier to understand than some of the accents on the BBC these days.

    • @grootfnc4021
      @grootfnc4021 8 лет назад +1

      Life racist

    • @wesleyjanse6600
      @wesleyjanse6600 8 лет назад +5

      at 10:15 i laughed so hard, I don't even know how I got 10min into this video

    • @lll_Life_lll
      @lll_Life_lll 8 лет назад

      WessTech LOL SAME

  • @KontroldKaos
    @KontroldKaos 8 лет назад +780

    They should be the next hosts on Top Gear

    • @sircompo
      @sircompo 8 лет назад +15

      KontroldKaos I second that motion.

    • @Forflies
      @Forflies 8 лет назад +7

      Yes!

    • @danpal6737
      @danpal6737 7 лет назад +13

      KontroldKaos Three stooges, even the haircut and the natural stupidity.

    • @TheDanielShepherd
      @TheDanielShepherd 7 лет назад +10

      These three just made me laugh far more than those tits on Top Gear

    • @roger6956
      @roger6956 7 лет назад

      KontroldKaos yes

  • @iCazZiStronZi
    @iCazZiStronZi 8 лет назад +613

    WTF did i just watch...

    • @carljohnson2069
      @carljohnson2069 8 лет назад +23

      a video on youtube

    • @ruben7644
      @ruben7644 8 лет назад

      Christian Panaro tbh

    • @wihlke
      @wihlke 8 лет назад +3

      Likely your keyboard

    • @lokhonjet4674
      @lokhonjet4674 8 лет назад +9

      instead of asking yourself what did you just watch, ask yourself what did you learn from this video

    • @CaimenSyder
      @CaimenSyder 8 лет назад +3

      lok hon jet nothing

  • @mrlover4310
    @mrlover4310 8 лет назад +248

    absolutely unacceptable design fault

    • @delayed_control
      @delayed_control 8 лет назад +12

      onkar phall This. kids will be riding in the back, how long until one gets his fingers chopped off

    • @StrangeDuck
      @StrangeDuck 8 лет назад +54

      if you can afford a tesla you can just buy new fingers for your kids or just buy new kids.

    • @mrlover4310
      @mrlover4310 8 лет назад +1

      m4ti140 it's absolute shocking. nobody in the design stage had noticed it. or did they!? there should be a immediate recall on them.

    • @peniskopf653
      @peniskopf653 8 лет назад +1

      onkar phall theres a nice example for this. in germany there was a laboratory accident. a guy catched on fire and burned to his death. the problem was that the people that designed the emergency shower had designed it with 2 chains. he pulled the wrong one it broke and he died in pain. later researches showed that the shower was fully operational. it was just the wrong chain. design flaws like this can happen......

    • @peniskopf653
      @peniskopf653 8 лет назад +1

      onkar phall btw weve seen worse stuff happen in the history of cars.

  • @travisonthatroad7174
    @travisonthatroad7174 8 лет назад +173

    There is seriously sum ting Wong with the safety on that car ;)

    • @dukenukem8381
      @dukenukem8381 8 лет назад +7

      I PUT MY LEG UNDER THE FRONT WHEEL AND NOW HO LEE FUK THAT WAS PAINFUL

    • @ITSTIMETOSTOP
      @ITSTIMETOSTOP 8 лет назад +4

      Wi tu lo

    • @ITSTIMETOSTOP
      @ITSTIMETOSTOP 8 лет назад

      ***** I know right. You hit the button and it's like Bang Ding Ow

    • @ITSTIMETOSTOP
      @ITSTIMETOSTOP 8 лет назад +2

      ***** I found the asshole.

    • @ITSTIMETOSTOP
      @ITSTIMETOSTOP 8 лет назад +3

      ***** You're lucky that you didn't blow the welds on the intake.

  • @kirbyyasha
    @kirbyyasha 6 лет назад +252

    How are there so many dislikes? This video is amazing

    • @allan500m
      @allan500m 5 лет назад +29

      I totally agree. It's a good video that illustrates where not to put your fingers or other items. And also they where talking about eating the food afterwards, so there wouldn't be any waste.

    • @rgbt1537
      @rgbt1537 4 года назад +5

      Maybe Because It ruins the tesla company and make peopole scared to buy tesla

    • @shellderp
      @shellderp 4 года назад +5

      seems to happen when a video gets recommended a lot to people who don't actually want to watch 26 mins long

    • @rgbt1537
      @rgbt1537 4 года назад +1

      @@shellderp lol

    • @katinkahellestlhella6497
      @katinkahellestlhella6497 4 года назад +3

      It’s because tesla is 💩

  • @blackness010
    @blackness010 8 лет назад +86

    hydraulic press channel has a new oppenent. tesla press channel

  • @PistonHonda319
    @PistonHonda319 8 лет назад +142

    This is like watching a bunch of 14 year old kids that have a fuck ton of money.

    • @Flimzes
      @Flimzes 8 лет назад +59

      Welcome to norway, we're all like this

    • @SunnyOddny
      @SunnyOddny 8 лет назад +2

      +Flimzes NORGE IS LIFE BOOIIIIII

    • @babybirdhome
      @babybirdhome 8 лет назад +10

      No way. I've seen rich kid RUclipsrs and these guys are nothing like them. It takes adulthood and life experience to be this entertaining while being so juvenile. Very rare for kids to be able to pull that off.

    • @TomCogan
      @TomCogan 8 лет назад +3

      So...JR Garage?

    • @camdonford4258
      @camdonford4258 8 лет назад +2

      Tom Cogan lol

  • @meebs1597
    @meebs1597 8 лет назад +160

    "This is safe-ish for children to watch"

  • @doctormax4931
    @doctormax4931 8 лет назад +121

    I wonder if Elon watched the test of these guys.

    • @h3llzz
      @h3llzz 8 лет назад +30

      If he watched, this is probably what he thought:
      "Years of planning, billions of dollars invested, so much work done to make the world a better place... Only for some viking dudes to use a $100k+ car my company makes to chop sausages and cucumbers! What is wrong with this world?!?"

    • @ryanbeckham8109
      @ryanbeckham8109 8 лет назад +10

      This demonstration is one reason NOT to buy a Tesla. I'm not trying to lose a finger for some overhyped vehicle

    • @Sondremyrbraaten
      @Sondremyrbraaten 8 лет назад +10

      Because having your finger slammed in a regular car door would be som much better? By far one of the worst reasons I've ever heard for not buying one.

    • @ryanbeckham8109
      @ryanbeckham8109 8 лет назад +1

      Sondre Myrbråten it's not just slamming, it's decapitating your finger off

    • @stirlinggreer
      @stirlinggreer 8 лет назад +7

      you can lose a finger closing a regular door also...

  • @bailey125
    @bailey125 8 лет назад +58

    I think a manual door would probably have much more force behind the closing

    • @ob9444
      @ob9444 8 лет назад +31

      yes, but then its your own fault

    • @bailey125
      @bailey125 8 лет назад +6

      Its your choice to press the button as much as you have a choice to push the door closed manually.
      It's would still be your fault for pressing the button to close the door with something in the way.

    • @LIQUIDxOCELOT93
      @LIQUIDxOCELOT93 8 лет назад +10

      you're missing the point. it's mostly children that are at risk on those situations, and they ARE reckless.

    • @bailey125
      @bailey125 8 лет назад +1

      Scar_93 Either way, if you shut the door on your child, its your own fault. Not the car or its door but you.

    • @RockItProductions
      @RockItProductions 8 лет назад +11

      The force of a human closing a door is not even close to the same as a machine or hydraulic force closing it. My friend closed the door on her son's fingers but felt it so she didn't finish closing it. This door wouldn't have stopped until little johnny's fingers were on the drive way haha

  • @julianpottermusic
    @julianpottermusic 8 лет назад +13

    5:02 "You don't want sausage in your seats" guy in background "SAUSAGE JUICE"

  • @cidhomerimperialpneulemen2107
    @cidhomerimperialpneulemen2107 8 лет назад +33

    This is a great video that Tesla needs to address by making sure these areas have adequate sensors for safety. This should be shared with Elon Musk immediately.

  • @PlanetBerlin1991
    @PlanetBerlin1991 8 лет назад +49

    "I paid for my car!" :D Love this comment! lol

    • @SniperNator305
      @SniperNator305 8 лет назад +1

      PlanetBerlin1991 What does it mean? That the other guys rent/leased it?

    • @PlanetBerlin1991
      @PlanetBerlin1991 8 лет назад +5

      SniperNator No, Bjorn got his Model X for free from Tesla. He won a referral competition... ;)

    • @PlanetBerlin1991
      @PlanetBerlin1991 8 лет назад +3

      KingProne Ah, I see,you have answered this already...

  • @danilorosich
    @danilorosich 6 лет назад +57

    5:03 ! ! ! S A U S A G E J U I C E ! ! !

    • @Emppu_T.
      @Emppu_T. 4 года назад

      Literally among the best lines anyone has ever said

  • @xBuzz996
    @xBuzz996 8 лет назад +223

    5:34 you can hear his asian side of him coming out. OOOOAAAWWWWWHHHHH
    And again at 14:05. OOAAWWHH WATA HECK HAPPAN

  • @PaulMansfield
    @PaulMansfield 6 лет назад +34

    I've never seen a RUclips video which has so many upvotes but also nearly as many downvotes!
    Ok, sure, this video isn't a scientific test of a Tesla's safety sensors, and shows it competing with Gordon Ramsey's chopping abilities, but it proves that the Tesla, European one maybe, can probably injure someone's fingers or hand or foot.
    Next time a child or I get into a Tesla, I will be much more careful to check the doors are clear before closing!

    • @mathewlemke9688
      @mathewlemke9688 6 лет назад +3

      Have you seen the video “Friday” by Rebecca Black

  • @allywilliams9338
    @allywilliams9338 8 лет назад +77

    I have so so many questions about this video.... but I guess my first question is why did I click on this?

  • @blanktitle198
    @blanktitle198 8 лет назад +136

    "OH MY SAUSAGE!!!"

  • @YoutubeSux4ss
    @YoutubeSux4ss 8 лет назад +115

    welcome to the teslax press channel, and tudei we are going to crush very cool things.

    • @YoutubeSux4ss
      @YoutubeSux4ss 8 лет назад

      Mark Rand Eestlane?

    • @YoutubeSux4ss
      @YoutubeSux4ss 8 лет назад

      Mark Rand Isegi omasid leiab sellsest toredast kohast nagu youtube xD

    • @YoutubeSux4ss
      @YoutubeSux4ss 8 лет назад

      Mark Rand Ma olen oma 20 ringis leidnud, tuleb hakata rohkem youtubei vaatama. xD

    • @YoutubeSux4ss
      @YoutubeSux4ss 8 лет назад

      Mark Rand Nii peabki xD

  • @DuckQu
    @DuckQu 8 лет назад +729

    So this is what wealthy people do for fun?

    • @xukzALEXx
      @xukzALEXx 7 лет назад +16

      Obviously haha

    • @mrnoname7370
      @mrnoname7370 7 лет назад +47

      RealGamerJ you know this car is pricey but not overpriced. It’s about the same of a Yukon Denali. It’s less than Mercedes SUV’s like the G wagon or even the Cadillac Escalade. You don’t have to be rich rich to own one

    • @TommyTom21
      @TommyTom21 7 лет назад +1

      Kyle Owen Its not a flaw dumbass. How many people have been injured by a tesla to date? None? Ok then.

    • @TommyTom21
      @TommyTom21 7 лет назад +3

      Kyle Owen Notice how I said injured BY a tesla. Not meaning injured IN a tesla during an accident.

    • @mrnoname7370
      @mrnoname7370 6 лет назад +1

      Kyle Owen I’m pretty sure he meant injured by a falcon wing door. Also that video could not prove anything if it was actually Tesla’s fault they would be sued for billions. Tesla says it’s only a beta fracture which is doomed to make a mistake from time to time. You are still supposed to pay attention and be ready to take over. It is a time to relax a little and just sit there not read a book or watch a movie.

  • @jeromesegard5658
    @jeromesegard5658 8 лет назад +46

    Why so much hate, this is just a funny video to test the tesla sensors

  • @russelldheilman
    @russelldheilman 8 лет назад +76

    Great video. Still trying to figure out why I watched it. All twenty six minutes and fifty seconds of it..

    • @russelldheilman
      @russelldheilman 8 лет назад

      Fortyfoteen I went for run to the shops. just had to get out of the house after this video.

    • @russelldheilman
      @russelldheilman 8 лет назад +2

      weiners.

    • @alphafort
      @alphafort 8 лет назад

      i know how u feel dude. After my dick retracted into my belly i figured this just might be some kinda cooking class...i beat u by 10 minutes btw with my wondering... :)

    • @kodez79
      @kodez79 8 лет назад +1

      Well, I can tell you that we spent the exact same time making the video, so we are in the same boat :-p
      Oh, yes, there was some planning, buying stuff, editing (not a whole lot) and such, but all in all. Ok, so not entirely though, but thanks for watching.

  • @xcalcium3463
    @xcalcium3463 8 лет назад +34

    I am norwegian too like them, and i think it is cryngy, but they dont deserve that much hate. They are just making content, thats all...

  • @codysphoto
    @codysphoto 8 лет назад +18

    More sausage jokes than Top Gear :'D

  • @lepetitloic68
    @lepetitloic68 7 лет назад +7

    These 2 countryside guys are just so unintentionally funny ! They made my evening

  • @jayhorta1706
    @jayhorta1706 8 лет назад +60

    It is the funniest thing when Jørgen yells after something being crushed XD

  • @babybirdhome
    @babybirdhome 8 лет назад +23

    It's interesting that the doors really are different in Europe. In the U.S. there's a rubber switch strip around the bottom half of the falcon wing doors that stops them as soon as anything presses them. It's similar to the sensors in elevator doors.
    What really surprises me is that those sensors are on the door rather than around the frame mounted to the vehicle instead. If they were on the car instead of the door, your various appendages would be more likely to touch them and trigger them. By mounting them on the door when your hands will more likely be touching the door frame on the car, it makes them not trigger until your hands/fingers/sausages get smashed and bent out of shape enough to reach them. Obviously this is irrelevant in Europe since they lack those sensor strips but still.
    But more importantly, if you wanted to do a much more representative test, I'd recommend (especially since you mentioned BBQ) using some beef ribs or something where they're covered in meat but have a bone center. That would much more accurately model a human hand or finger than fruits and vegetables or sausages that have nothing hard inside. You'd probably want to cut them apart into 1-2 rib slices for a good test.
    And I *_STILL_* wouldn't put my hands or anything in there even if the tests were "successful"!

    • @callawaymotorcompany
      @callawaymotorcompany 8 лет назад +12

      The appendage they were looking to emulate doesn't have bones either

    • @cardboardboxification
      @cardboardboxification 8 лет назад

      callowaymotorcompany ya they should have used chicken wings

    • @barbelmeister
      @barbelmeister 8 лет назад +1

      C'mon, it's Norwegian Top Gear - things don't have to be perfect to deliver the message ;-)
      It's all about 3 goofballs taking the piss out of a car.
      It's Top Gear!

  • @VlexxTech
    @VlexxTech 8 лет назад +18

    "I have some freinds here.."
    "Who are you?"
    hahah classic

  • @nn6380
    @nn6380 7 лет назад +4

    I'm most impressed with that high tech plastic wrap. It comes in a fancy box and has a tiny cutter. wow, totally amazing

  • @markcornwall8132
    @markcornwall8132 8 лет назад +60

    so this is the new norwegian top gear!!!

  • @MrPijus123
    @MrPijus123 8 лет назад +227

    1. Why does this have so many views?
    2. Why did they think of making this video?
    3. Why?

    • @xzst
      @xzst 8 лет назад +45

      Maybe because it is a potential hazard for Tesla drivers / passengers? Wouldnt be very fun to get your finger smashed by one of these doors.

    • @RadioactiveSaddam
      @RadioactiveSaddam 8 лет назад +15

      Because Tesla have failed... The testobjects symbolises bodyparts.

    • @MrDryass88
      @MrDryass88 8 лет назад +6

      If you dont know the answer to those questions, we cant help you dude....

    • @FIBERXTS
      @FIBERXTS 8 лет назад

      MrPijus123 the reason it does it because you just came on this video, plus one view. It's a stupid idea and some people just come to comment that on it's own...like and that gives them views and money.

    • @mravecsk1
      @mravecsk1 8 лет назад

      Because people like crushing things and love to make very smart comments :p

  • @georgecostanza2695
    @georgecostanza2695 2 года назад +2

    I never thought a Bjorn Nyland video would ever make me laugh so hard.

  • @menzac8892
    @menzac8892 8 лет назад +109

    why so many dislikes?

    • @jt2aw15
      @jt2aw15 8 лет назад +20

      its not like they are destroying the tesla.
      I despise teslas but this is a great video. Critical and informative.

    • @tangofizz77
      @tangofizz77 8 лет назад +20

      I think it's the fault itself, sadly people don't understand that disliking the video is towards the creator, not the content's creator (in this case, Tesla).

    • @skitlus335
      @skitlus335 8 лет назад +29

      Might be because the 27 minute long video has about ~5 minutes of actual content.

    • @DR.LOSSUS
      @DR.LOSSUS 8 лет назад +1

      becuz itz bullshit

    • @Ouski
      @Ouski 8 лет назад +2

      How is it bullshit?

  • @Jojangamer13
    @Jojangamer13 8 лет назад +100

    So thats why you buy a car over 100k. To crush things with the Doors XD.

    • @heno02
      @heno02 8 лет назад +8

      It's not part of a vocabulary, it's an emoticon like :-)

    • @rosen9425
      @rosen9425 8 лет назад +2

      :O noo... how communicate on the internetz with no emoji xD

    • @V8_Diva
      @V8_Diva 8 лет назад +2

      It's not an emoji. It's an emoticon. Also, ECKS DEE.

    • @TLK22
      @TLK22 8 лет назад +1

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @omfgpainkillers
      @omfgpainkillers 8 лет назад +2

      Jojangamer13 Ahem. If I paid 200k for a car ot better be able to crush my ennemies body parts if I desire so!

  • @makveldz
    @makveldz 8 лет назад +15

    the new "1000 degree knife vs ..."
    "TESLA MODEL X DOORS VS. ..."
    ahh yeah let's go

  • @Susi4433
    @Susi4433 8 лет назад +65

    22:10 It would be to nasty and hilarious if you only hear the sound of the Video :D

  • @Splexant
    @Splexant 8 лет назад +28

    At the Service center "have any ideas what caused the doors to stop working" uhh yeah we put a few sausages in there

  • @sab0nes
    @sab0nes 3 года назад +1

    The very first video I watched on your channel.

  • @LazlowRave
    @LazlowRave 8 лет назад +4

    Times of actual crushings, best at 25:08, you're welcome.
    Rear Door(s)
    5:29 Sausage
    7:47 Carrot
    9:11 Sausage
    9:45 (almost crush) Banana
    10:48 Sausage
    12:00 Leg
    13:58 Banana
    15:15 Best Cucumber
    Front Door
    19:57 Sausage
    20:40 Carrot
    Trunk/Hatch
    23:15 Sausage (Hate the yell from the fat guy, gets old.)
    Spolier
    23:55 Sausage
    Trunk/Hatch
    (Best Crush)
    25:08 Sausage

  • @alfredwindslow1894
    @alfredwindslow1894 8 лет назад +16

    Their is less momentum closer to the motor but more strength

    • @alfredwindslow1894
      @alfredwindslow1894 8 лет назад +5

      More force rather

    • @Doom_Vette
      @Doom_Vette 8 лет назад

      we all knew what he meant. but you are correct

    • @Danuxsy
      @Danuxsy 8 лет назад +2

      leverage, do u kno it? LEVERAGE!!

    • @Flimzes
      @Flimzes 8 лет назад +1

      More Torque?

    • @azonicrider32
      @azonicrider32 8 лет назад

      its called leverage ratio, there is more powerful leverage ratio near the hinge and less momentum.

  • @alvaro1121
    @alvaro1121 7 лет назад +4

    Of all the cool experiences you think Tesla has provided us, I bet nobody thought about 3 grown men playing with sausages and the falcon wing doors.

  • @MHG1998
    @MHG1998 8 лет назад +67

    it is Wednesday my dudes 7:53

    • @gud_soup6991
      @gud_soup6991 8 лет назад

      haha Nice one

    • @ScienceRover
      @ScienceRover 8 лет назад

      omg

    • @MHG1998
      @MHG1998 8 лет назад

      yeah i was thinking about it and was like i cant be the only one who finds this funny so ill post it xd

    • @Corkoth55
      @Corkoth55 8 лет назад

      holy shit

    • @andrewdobbs7747
      @andrewdobbs7747 8 лет назад

      beat me to it lmaooo

  • @Mellowspark1
    @Mellowspark1 8 лет назад +32

    Lot's of phallic objects.

  • @Allu22
    @Allu22 2 года назад +1

    Just bought a X last month. Watching this I tought: I better double check that kids don't leave their fingers in wrong places.

  • @deadmemesrighthere1498
    @deadmemesrighthere1498 8 лет назад +45

    Why the hell did he think it a good Idea to shout this in the backround... 5:00

  • @tjay84
    @tjay84 8 лет назад +21

    Where we misled or did you guys just spend a ton of money.. In Denmark it is generally believed that cucumbers are ridiculously expensive in Norway.. :)

    • @kodez79
      @kodez79 8 лет назад +2

      We spent a fortune. Had to put an extra mortgage on my house :-p

    • @tjay84
      @tjay84 8 лет назад

      Haha :D But can I in all seriousness ask what a cucumber costs, in NOK, in let's say Rema1000? Just so we can debunk the rumour.. ;)

    • @bjornnyland
      @bjornnyland  8 лет назад

      A cucumber in Norway costs about 10-15 NOK or 1.5-2 €.

    • @bjornnyland
      @bjornnyland  8 лет назад +11

      The big question is where the heck did Jørgen put his cucumber so it became that soft for the test.

    • @tjay84
      @tjay84 8 лет назад

      Thanks Bjørk.. That is more expensive compared to the 5 DKK we usually pay in Denmark, but not so much that it would break the bank.. Thanks for killing the myth.. :D

  • @Pronemezis
    @Pronemezis 6 лет назад +9

    This video will always remind me, that how many things you can't prepare to as a test engineer. :DD

  • @deadmemesrighthere1498
    @deadmemesrighthere1498 8 лет назад +16

    "why didn't you buy CUNDUMS" 3:27

  • @Shahroze_
    @Shahroze_ 8 лет назад +141

    This is hilarious

  • @ccas8719
    @ccas8719 8 лет назад +1

    When the cashier looks at you funny because you're buying many phallic shaped objects

  • @43854586
    @43854586 8 лет назад +10

    "That's my cucumber, it's hard and lon ..." XD

  • @Edu_RJR
    @Edu_RJR 8 лет назад +12

    7:25 the word is "leverage"

    • @MLP4242
      @MLP4242 8 лет назад +1

      also, short arm = more force, not the other way around.

    • @Kevin-ge6td
      @Kevin-ge6td 8 лет назад

      No... If you apply the same force to a long arm and a short arm, the force will be equal at the end of the arms, but closer to the joints, there will be way more force applied from the long arm.

    • @MLP4242
      @MLP4242 8 лет назад

      You're right. What i meant to say is with the same amount of torque, you're gonna have more force at the end of the short arm than at the end of the long arm. This scenario reflects the video more than your explanation in my opinion, because on the door, the force is not applied on the end of the arm but on the joint (inside).

    • @allnamesaretakenb4
      @allnamesaretakenb4 8 лет назад +1

      This is actually prying force. And FYI theres a difference between torque and bendning moment. They where talking about bending moment. Dont bring torque in here, which is typically a twisting motion of a rod, or beam, that induces shear stresses in the cross section. However, again, they shouldve said prying force here.

  • @davidmeagher4909
    @davidmeagher4909 8 лет назад +3

    These guys are brilliant. Very funny. I was laughing out loud. And interesting facts about the car. Well done!!

  • @ryanbarbolt3691
    @ryanbarbolt3691 8 лет назад +98

    Why does the white guy have a Japanese accent?

    • @Luffy-yz9gj
      @Luffy-yz9gj 8 лет назад +7

      Ryan Barbolt why do you have japanese grammar?

    • @woolfoma
      @woolfoma 8 лет назад +8

      because japanese people aren't black... lol

    • @IARRCSim
      @IARRCSim 8 лет назад +10

      The Japanese guy's accent is contagious.

    • @ryanbarbolt3691
      @ryanbarbolt3691 8 лет назад

      It would seem.

    • @aaryapatel1650
      @aaryapatel1650 8 лет назад +1

      Ryan Barbolt racist

  • @mravecsk1
    @mravecsk1 8 лет назад +18

    "You look like Bruce Lee" :D :D

  • @DrearyCash
    @DrearyCash 4 года назад +2

    That kids is one car you don't want to get the door closing on your fingers

  • @gasdive
    @gasdive 8 лет назад +22

    In the voice of an American Blockbuster advertisement
    Finland vs Norway
    Squashing things used to be fun.
    Now it's personal
    Model X vs Hydraulic Press
    It could attack at *any* time.

    • @scwfan08
      @scwfan08 8 лет назад +3

      gasdive
      ...so we have to deal with it

  • @TheMhayden123
    @TheMhayden123 8 лет назад +13

    Has anyone else noticed the cut on Morgans finger? Has he been testing this before Bjørn arrived?

    • @Molb0rg
      @Molb0rg 8 лет назад +1

      yes. Also curious about that

    • @kodez79
      @kodez79 8 лет назад +7

      Hayden Marsh did you see the saw we used to store the stuff? The blade was sharp for some odd reason... I am fine though

    • @Molb0rg
      @Molb0rg 8 лет назад +1

      kodez79
      nice to hear))

  • @ZEM502
    @ZEM502 4 года назад +3

    Crazy to think that this video introduced me to Tesla 3 years ago

  • @matwithahat1200
    @matwithahat1200 8 лет назад +5

    16:20
    asian: Where did the cucumber go then?
    german:it's inside your car. you can bring it to someone who needs it.
    😂 I died

  • @icenberg6658
    @icenberg6658 8 лет назад +5

    26:49 Hahaha omg, The left Jergen got a seizure!

  • @SteveMonti
    @SteveMonti 7 лет назад +3

    Hahaha you 3 should have a comedy channel - most enjoyable and fairly informative :)

  • @venoxx11
    @venoxx11 8 лет назад +47

    "I paid for my car" :-D

    • @kodez79
      @kodez79 8 лет назад +6

      I am so glad someone noticed that. I was very happy when I came up with it =)

    • @bjornnyland
      @bjornnyland  8 лет назад +17

      I probably have to pay 50 % tax on my car. So it's not that "free" after all. Welcome to Norway!

    • @kodez79
      @kodez79 8 лет назад +3

      Unfortunately that is true, but the joke would not be as funny if I had listed the terms and conditions.

    • @secrethandlehuhu
      @secrethandlehuhu 8 лет назад +2

      Bjørn Nyland that's awful

    • @venoxx11
      @venoxx11 8 лет назад

      Bjørn Nyland Yea. Germany is quite normal with 19% but of course that's still a lot

  • @AnhTrieu90
    @AnhTrieu90 8 лет назад +25

    Why do I cover my crotch involuntarily while watching this?

    • @alphafort
      @alphafort 8 лет назад +1

      maybe tesla cars are not for u :)

  • @nick6876
    @nick6876 4 года назад

    12k people expected this to be a 3 minute instant gratification video of a door crushing stuff.

  • @Dufffaaa93
    @Dufffaaa93 8 лет назад +9

    This video should last for 10 minutes, top.

  • @tylergates5317
    @tylergates5317 8 лет назад +59

    Even the asian guy is way too german...

  • @yoyoman_blue6485
    @yoyoman_blue6485 2 года назад +2

    The cashier probably had weird thoughts in mind seeing your bag

  • @DefaulTRaP
    @DefaulTRaP 7 лет назад +15

    5:00 sausage juiceeee

  • @kasper.breistein
    @kasper.breistein 7 лет назад +7

    I freaking laughed the hole time! Great vid guys hahaha

  • @MiguelAlejandro1969
    @MiguelAlejandro1969 8 лет назад +4

    Wow. The first aid need any people if not remember where put your fingers in the model X. It really important this test. thank you Bjorn.

  • @theopatimano3
    @theopatimano3 5 лет назад +9

    24:34 "That guy putting his wiener everywhere"

  • @araza_active
    @araza_active 8 лет назад +10

    "ohhhh shhhiiittttt"

  • @TheAstronomer
    @TheAstronomer 7 лет назад

    You guys are better than what Top Gear ever was! And with such a low budget: only a few items from the grocery shop.

  • @Shahroze_
    @Shahroze_ 8 лет назад +25

    15:09 lmao

    • @bjornnyland
      @bjornnyland  8 лет назад +14

      That's the best part!

    • @safian0
      @safian0 8 лет назад

      yotwoboy walruski correction 15:27

  • @2ambaby198
    @2ambaby198 8 лет назад +5

    Why would you tint only the rear windows.. It looks funny

    • @bjornnyland
      @bjornnyland  8 лет назад +25

      They are factory tinted. The front windows can't be tinted. Norwegian law.

    • @2ambaby198
      @2ambaby198 8 лет назад +7

      Bjørn Nyland oh.... I mean it's not "allowed" in New York state either but the cops turn a blind eye for whatever reason.

    • @alexpreciado4139
      @alexpreciado4139 8 лет назад +2

      in California its illegal

    • @crazybanditt
      @crazybanditt 8 лет назад

      ayyylmao yeah, the cop letting you off is cool, it doesn't mean Tesla should break the law in any form.

    • @2ambaby198
      @2ambaby198 8 лет назад

      crazybanditt??? I got my tints done at the tint shop it didn't come with my car

  • @ODCBastler
    @ODCBastler 4 года назад +1

    Hi Bjoern,
    the video was very funny and also instructive.
    Who could not laugh there is already dead and has just not noticed it yet.
    It is always great to see your tests and please keep up the good work.
    Grüße aus (D) Neu-Isenburg bei Frankfurt am Main

  • @henke103
    @henke103 8 лет назад +4

    nice saab in the background, is that yours?

    • @LotosHans
      @LotosHans 8 лет назад +2

      yees much cooler than the tesla!

    • @dunhillsupramk3
      @dunhillsupramk3 8 лет назад

      Saab should make EVs... this shit wouldn't happen....

    • @Barchettabro
      @Barchettabro 8 лет назад

      henke103

    • @dunhillsupramk3
      @dunhillsupramk3 8 лет назад

      *****
      the people who supposed to use the Saab name after it went bankrupt decided they will no longer be using it... i think some rich billionaire will come along and buy the Saab name and the old factory... Saab has built up a reputation for themselves (and that is they spent so much time and money in engineering their cars to be safe that no other car company does and that is part of the reason they went bankrupt) or so i'm told... so the Saab name will sell cars..

    • @deadeye770
      @deadeye770 8 лет назад

      Well they don't have the rights to use it, SAAB (the whole company, not the car manufacturer) forbidden them to use it. Tho they have the rights to the 9-3 and 9-5 designs, they also sold or gave rights to a Turkish car manufacturer to use the whole 9-3 (or was it 9-5?) design/model and will be starting to produce cars in like 2020 i think.

  • @MrPacMan36
    @MrPacMan36 8 лет назад +14

    If it can cut a carrot, goodbye fingers...

    • @MrPacMan36
      @MrPacMan36 8 лет назад

      jimmyshitbags yeah, but I read that the tip of your pinky is as durable as a carrot

    • @A-G-F-
      @A-G-F- 8 лет назад +2

      the whole finger, you can cut a pinkie finger using your mouth

    • @glerp780
      @glerp780 8 лет назад

      Your mouth has slightly more force to offer than needed to merely crack a carrot.

    • @A-G-F-
      @A-G-F- 8 лет назад

      Glerp it has enough force to dent a block of Aluminium

  • @dnxl1821
    @dnxl1821 4 года назад +1

    This is one of my many videos in my collection I remember to watch again once every 1-2 years

  • @DominiqueBugmann
    @DominiqueBugmann 8 лет назад +5

    you guy are so funny. 😎
    I really hope you have more videos with your testing crew. 😇

  • @maxmanmanus
    @maxmanmanus 8 лет назад +9

    I don't get the hate towards these guys

  • @stankorijavec
    @stankorijavec 3 года назад

    What about the door at home, or do you stick your sausage between the doors there too? Read the instructions for use of the door before driving!

  • @saml7820
    @saml7820 8 лет назад +7

    broke my finger, forgot to update my car

  • @nasirishere1361
    @nasirishere1361 8 лет назад +15

    get everything phallic you can think of at the store and we can squash it in a car door

    • @samuelsmith6776
      @samuelsmith6776 8 лет назад +3

      Nasirishere it keeps alien invasions at bay

    • @fdgdhdrbrd3030
      @fdgdhdrbrd3030 8 лет назад

      Samuel Smith

    • @NapoleChan
      @NapoleChan 8 лет назад +1

      Nasirishere I bet the cashier at the market that seen three guys buying all those shaped foods and plastic rap that there would be some sore asses later that evening.

  • @Furiends
    @Furiends 7 лет назад

    The correct term is leverage not momentum. More specifically inward torque. Also because I'm picky a short arm is actually stronger torque than a long arm. The reason why you use a longer stick on say a sledge hammer is because of inertia. The tendency of objects to keep moving in a straight line at constant velocity. By swinging the hammer over a longer distance you're more able to accelerate it and therefor the object it hits which is actually pushing back on your hammer is therefor harder to stop. This is a little easier to understand if you try pushing your hammer against something. Is it easier to push it holding it near the head or the length?

  • @newdadz
    @newdadz 8 лет назад +9

    that bruce lee haircut though :)

  • @Iphadtouch1243
    @Iphadtouch1243 8 лет назад +27

    I am black. Why am I watching this?

    • @Iphadtouch1243
      @Iphadtouch1243 8 лет назад

      goodfella21f I am black and I have a very long black strip between the legs and I don't know what I'm doing here.

    • @alphafort
      @alphafort 8 лет назад +1

      LOL...i just got the joke. awesome dude!!!!!

    • @FynnFTW
      @FynnFTW 8 лет назад +1

      why you are black?

    • @mateuszurbaniak9720
      @mateuszurbaniak9720 8 лет назад +1

      Now you know that you shouldnt steal this car (sorry for being racist, i couldnt resist)

    • @Iphadtouch1243
      @Iphadtouch1243 8 лет назад

      SigneM-Prut#1 how is that racist you fucker?

  • @ivanibrahim4597
    @ivanibrahim4597 8 лет назад

    i thought that, there's a higher momentum when it is further from the joint?

  • @ddefccs3494
    @ddefccs3494 7 лет назад +6

    5:02 SAUSAGE JUICE HAHAHAHa