The script told him to say it, he isn't aware that he is saying that. The company he works for is brainwashing him into believing and saying certain things. Can we get F's in the chat for my man
As native spanish speaker i can accurately confirm "tu madre gorda" is a vital proces in tequila making as in mexico hot temperatures tend to make mexicans steal those fibers in order to craft ladders. Tu madre gorda as far as i know is also an ancien aztec godess so the ritual shoul not be interrupted in order to haver grater yeld of burritos in the next season
For those who don`t know. When he says that the workers are called "grandes borrachos", "grandes borrachos" is roughly translated to "completly wasted man"
It's an alcohol strength meter. I have one. Some strange goop inside and markers for the percentage. Because distilling spirits in your garage is legal in my country. Can't own an air rifle without paperwork though.
The factory was then raided by pirates, but nobody realized this as tequila is one of the most powerful memory altering drugs on the planet, right next to campaign promises and Nelson Mandela.
Pokemon collector oof Well you must’ve had a bit of Tequila yourself. Darn aliens swooping down and administering tequila plants... TIN FOIL HATS EVERYONE
Yeah, i can confirm thats how it happens. The spanish part you didn't get ("area de fermentación") is just where the sewage from the bathrooms goes for recollection. They're showing us that the workers have so little rest time they produce that much in a single day. But besides that you got everything to the T, impressive given that your script was in spanish
"the fact he missed seeing his son grow up, takes a very heavy toll" especially on his hair. nobody knows where it went. but a few local kittens are standing in for it today.
3:12 As someone who can understand Spanish enough to function in a workplace full of Spanish speakers but unable to speak Spanish in return, I can confirm it enough
I watched the bacon video and I thought it was a real documentary until you talked about the sweat shop worker making 2.00 an hour XD great job man keep it up
0:44 I love this part because he says they have yet to enter the Industrial Age and then less than a minute later, they show footage of a very industrial factory.
What I like about this channel is the intro is always believable so someone will keep watching and it's only until he says something really extreme that people realize this is not the original version. Keep up the good work my man.
Simple formula for his videos 1. Start up with a professional opening to bait people who actually want to know how its made 2. Adds random jokes in 3. Realization 4. Stays anyways cause it's funny
2:58 i think thats the distillation area Since it has "destilaciòn" in it And i think I just think i dont speak spanish but i think that means "distillation" meaning you're purifying it Know how sometimes water bottles have the words "distilled water" in them? Yeah Thats purified water Meaning it has nothing but healthy things in it
"I would tell you what this area is for, but I don't speak Spanish"
Then who called my mom fat just a second ago, huh?
“tu madre gordo” fucking amazing
Tu bomba madre guey
Busted!
Kayla A. Stephen it was just your imagination
The script told him to say it, he isn't aware that he is saying that. The company he works for is brainwashing him into believing and saying certain things. Can we get F's in the chat for my man
I laughed so hard at “the baked agave fiber is *completely fucking destroyed”* he says it so aggressively but so calm
SAME I JUST SAW THAT PART AND WAS LOOKING TO SEE IF ANYONE FOUND THAT AS HILARIOUS AS I DID ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY SNDBSB
"The baked agave fiber is completely fucking destroyed" Dumbledore said calmly
Yes lmao I was gonna comment that
@@toastyxboops BAHAH
Me too, I was dying
"tequila is to Mexico as to corruption is to china"
Me a Mexican: or you know... To Mexico too.
Can you really call it corruption when they don't have another choice besides quit or find themselves and probably their family in early graves
@@kriegdeathrider7805 ...i mean, yeah you still can.
Ahhhhhh que mamon
@@drunkolxea8682 nah at that point it's just part of the job
How do you speak Mexicanese?
As native spanish speaker i can accurately confirm "tu madre gorda" is a vital proces in tequila making as in mexico hot temperatures tend to make mexicans steal those fibers in order to craft ladders.
Tu madre gorda as far as i know is also an ancien aztec godess so the ritual shoul not be interrupted in order to haver grater yeld of burritos in the next season
Where there other jokes like this😂😂😂
"Grandes borrachos"
"El culo" 😂😂😂
You could've made a better joke about the agave core being "the culo"
this is amazing
Im also a native speaker and yes this is true
For those who don`t know. When he says that the workers are called "grandes borrachos", "grandes borrachos" is roughly translated to "completly wasted man"
I guess "great drunks" would be a slightly more accurate translation.
Mortem
More literal, but not necessarily more accurate
@@AgentTasmaniaIt's more accurate, actually.
@@AgentTasmania its more accurate
Big drunk.
I love how he starts every video with a convincing fact so you think it’s gonna be legit when you first watch his videos
He leaves the first line unaltered, im pretty sure
Almost like that's the entire premise and point of why it's funny! :O
My first one was about mozzarella cheese. The intro alone made me die from laughter
My brother showed me one of his later videos and I love How It's Made, so I was all for it until he started cracking jokes 😭😭
“And then inspected by a 1970s time traveler “ good stuff
He had one hell of a luscious wig that man
Mr.ChiCken NugGet lol but México has yet to undergo industrialization
Arbiter couldn’t believe he didn’t crack a joke about that wig
That’s totally a wig
A cheap wig 😂
"Why is he smelling that? I don't think that guy even works here" lmfao
you watched it too? :O
He's smelling it to smell it if it's fresh or rotten because it's a common practice in Mexico
Juan Palomo r/ woooooooosh
@@berdwastaken3174 fuck off
@@naviilleib8889 i see your pissed off
1:58 my favorite part
“The baked Agave plant is completely fucking destroyed.”
Why is your pfp a waifu
@@WomanSlayer69420because yes
@@WomanSlayer69420yours is 🖕🏻 so you cant be talking
As a Spanish speaker this is entirely accurate, every Spanish word he says is definitely accurate
Pvt Comrade A stone wheel call “Tu madre gorda ” lmao
Pvt Comrade dEsPaCiTo 2
Translate for those who are language challenged
Geo CrusherGaming it’s gonna waste the entire point of this video.
I KNEW IT!!! Im even eating a taco rn!!!
"I don't even think that guy works here" that made my cry
If you smell achole don’t know how it’s spelled it smells weird
what did your cry do?
@@SorryForTheComment333 he died of leukemia ):
"The stress of his job combined with the fact that he missed seeing his son grow up takes a very heavy toll"
~The narrator describing my dad's life
Don't worry your dad never thinks about how he missed you growing up
@@mycookiehasnoname aww you're so kind∠(｀・ω・´)
don't worry Daddy NSA was watching over you 🤣
3:47
Your dad was an 80s time traveler? That's cool af
I lost it at the Government mandated Anthrax and 1970s time traveler bits
doob It’s all true
It ended so perfectly lol.
3:15 is trooth
It's an alcohol strength meter. I have one. Some strange goop inside and markers for the percentage. Because distilling spirits in your garage is legal in my country. Can't own an air rifle without paperwork though.
@@OffGridInvestorwhich country?
"The core, referred to in Mexico as 'el culo'"😂😂
Whats culo
@@NubeBuster ass or asshole lmaooo
Never use that word my friend
Como
@@NubeBuster always use that word my not friend
@Abigail Armah i immediately knew that word from broly culo
That time traveler’s hair was immaculate.
It looked like a conquistador helmet-wig.
Looks like Spanish 1 is paying off
He did so good they didnt need to have him take 0 and 1 with it
This channel is great
Thanks for the support boys, especially from huggbees
Pearce Packman facts
Yeah it is great. A great big pile of shit pandering to the children who inhabit a good 99% of the subs this channel has.
draggy76 damn man you’re really hating on this man what did he do to you
Ikr
2:18 It has taken me three years to realize the stone is calling my mom fat and I am a wreck right now...
A giant stone wheel called "your moms fat"
2:13
Cceleryy XD
direct translation: "your fat mother" but yes.
Cceleryy 😂😂😂
Makes sense.
Cceleryy your fat mother
The factory was then raided by pirates, but nobody realized this as tequila is one of the most powerful memory altering drugs on the planet, right next to campaign promises and Nelson Mandela.
Aaron Vick *X-files song plays*
I know someone who drinks it and they are always fine
Lol
Nelson Mandela? 😂😂😂
Pokemon collector oof Well you must’ve had a bit of Tequila yourself. Darn aliens swooping down and administering tequila plants... TIN FOIL HATS EVERYONE
As a Mexican and an alcoholic, I can confirm this is accurate.
Yeah, i can confirm thats how it happens.
The spanish part you didn't get ("area de fermentación") is just where the sewage from the bathrooms goes for recollection. They're showing us that the workers have so little rest time they produce that much in a single day.
But besides that you got everything to the T, impressive given that your script was in spanish
2:17
fuck i spat my coffee
Alvaro Marjalizo o
You made me feel bad for the guy at the end.
You shouldn't , he problably makes 400+ pesos a day.
It would be funny if it wasn't true, that's like 2 dollars or something. Wait, what am i saying, that's hillarious.
Fujiwaro nai Makou 16 pesos =1 usd
So it's like 40 dollars?
Eh well, close enough.
OptimumGolem 1 money cant fix his depression from him missing his son
I'm embarrassed to say how far I made it into this before I realized it wasn't the real How It's Made
XD just keep watching for the fun of it
"Tequila is to Mexico, as Corruption is to China"
Shoulda just said mexico again
lmfaooooo, can confirm.
Así es
LITERALLY 😂
and the US too
Actually not any more because all the people who lived under the corruption grew up and are now in positions of power
1:57 THIS GETS ME EVERY TIME
Papa Jon I can see what you mean, the fact that he doesn’t know anything about machines and especially how Mexicans use them is hilarious
@@bearded18yearold
Na the funny part is him randomly saying fucking.
@@Derikimi yes
This is perfect use of the word fucking
@@bearded18yearold I'm 14 years old and that's deep😔
As a Mexican this has become one of my favorites that you've done so far 😆
Well said! Right now in this messed up world, we need humor and to laugh 👍. Your pic shows a lucky man indeed..
@@youhaveinfinitevalue5755 Thank you my guy, may your life also be filled with great things. #SpreadTheJoy
He should had said big pineapple at least once
"As is common knowledge, tequila is made from really fucking big mexican pineapples"
There had to be a good joke about it somewhere. Next time..
"the fact he missed seeing his son grow up, takes a very heavy toll"
especially on his hair. nobody knows where it went. but a few local kittens are standing in for it today.
3:29 is this a filling machine or a rinsing machine? thanks in advance!
Its the machine that rinses the bottle to clean it up.
It looks like a broken filling machine. it shouldn't be upside down.
ruclips.net/video/cGv_SLTAZew/видео.html for the real explanation :)
I think its a rinsing machine
@Street sauce I think you are right
"A local band of cowboys fresh from their campaign of pirate slaughter then cut the agave into quarters for cooking." 1:25
As a mexico this is accurate.
I too am a mexico
I love being a Mexico
Ah yes I am a great Mexico
Yes i love being Mexico
As do i, enjoy being a mexico
Wait... in the bottling process, there were two machines. It looked like one was filling, and the other rinsing. Which was which exactly?
They have a taste tester on hand for that. My condolences go out to his liver.
One is an alcohol solution they use to clean out the bottle so that the alcohol is not contaminated
The machine was drinking the alcohol, then being sick into the bottles
I always wondered what happened to papa. I’m glad he finally found work.
Nice to see you're putting up videos more frequently. We all appreciate you. Keep up the good work.
P.S that place you couldn't name in Spanish is called Area of fermintation.And area of destilation.
3:12 As someone who can understand Spanish enough to function in a workplace full of Spanish speakers but unable to speak Spanish in return, I can confirm it enough
im surprised its not actually fermented Mexican sweat
crunchy toast that's for the high end stuff, it's the secret sauce
bombasticthrone007 My uncle Fernando Antonio Gonzalez... uses his tears
As a Mexican I can assure you that this is how tequila is made
3:31 the ORIGINAL rinsing machine
Or filling machine, we have no way of knowing.
0:54 *Leaving only the core referred to as “The Ass”*
I absolutely love this man keep up the good work man.
"and then the left over refuse is built into a summoning circle to honor an ancient Aztecian Curse" this brought out my ugly laugh
I watched the bacon video and I thought it was a real documentary until you talked about the sweat shop worker making 2.00 an hour XD great job man keep it up
You believed the dog carcasses part? XD
Lol i fell for the same trap when i watch how goldfish are made 😂
Don't forget the one about tires, it was a real dozy
The first one I watched was bubblegum and i thought it was real until I read some comments midway through the video
2:45 HE LOOKS LIKE POST MALONE
0:42 comedic racism
3:23 for a second I thought that said “Tequila Thanos”
Together with tequila joesph, they will predict every line from anything
@@25.aohoangminh70IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE
Wait the bottling line, they evolved into the Industrial Age already?
They used the funds from the show to buy diamonds so they could rapidly climb the tech tree.
0:44 I love this part because he says they have yet to enter the Industrial Age and then less than a minute later, they show footage of a very industrial factory.
3:53 why he looks like an early pixar character? like straight from the first Toy Story lmao
Because tu madre gorda
3:23 though it said "tequila thanos" had to dubble take 😂
¿Que? (What?)
Tequila tahonas
Thanos
Tahonas
Coincidence?
I think NOT
Me too
Yeah im not the only one
0:03 Mexico's AssTech's
1:51 IM SERIOUSLY CRYING SO HARD
Ditto
"le grille? What the hell is that supposed to be!?"
-Homer Simpson reading instructions on assembling a grill
*”completely fucking destroyed”*
_bro said that so calmly_
When you said el culo i spilt me drink lmao
Goddamit I missed half the jokes
I didn’t expect that at all, glad to have learned Spanish for a while haha
“Grandes borachos”
“Known as the ‘culo’”
Amazing! 😂
you just gained a new sub. omg these are sooooo funny and entertaining. These are the episodes of "how it's made" should have air from the start!!!
What I like about this channel is the intro is always believable so someone will keep watching and it's only until he says something really extreme that people realize this is not the original version. Keep up the good work my man.
i subbed to you 10 mins ago and u already uploaded wow
Boxxy Brown this video was made for u ♥️
3:40 The balls on this man to go for such a wild wig 😂
This is was in my recommended for forever and I finally decided to click it and I don’t regret it lmao
Perfect for washing down the sadness
3:30 Is that a rinsing machine? Or is it an upside down filling machine?
i was looking for one of theses comments
I got a tequila ad before the video.... DAMN YOU BIG BROTHERRRRRR
Who else likes these videos before even watching them?
Jacob Kimsey heheheheehe relatable
Jacob Kimsey
They're just that good
lol same!!!!!111!!1!111!!!!!!one!!!1!!9
I always watch the videos first. Just in case the video fills my glass horse with peanut butter again.
“Oh, god, what the hell is happening?”
Me to myself everyday.
isn't that smelling guy Post Malone?
@Fr0sti im with you on that
@Fr0sti people post Malone? Wtf...
2:24 my mother isnt fat
I'm just here for the rinsing machine.
"This whole script is in spanish."😂😂
This is the only “how it’s made” version I want to see 😂
0:20 “Tequila is to Mexico as Corruption is to China”
2:30 "I would tell you what this area is for but I don't speak Spanish"🤣🤣
I just noticed that is almost the same that in english
He said some spanish words, but couldnt read actual spanish sentences
"The rolling stone called- "Your mom is fat" 😂
My teacher showed us this in class thinking it was a real documentary…..
At the end you should’ve said “He drinks to forget his problems”
Anyone else watching this in 2019 after this appeared on their recommended list?
Simple formula for his videos
1. Start up with a professional opening to bait people who actually want to know how its made
2. Adds random jokes in
3. Realization
4. Stays anyways cause it's funny
much respect for the time traveler and F for his son 🥺
1:29 that voice crack thow
That last guy with the luscious locks of brown was amazing and the highlight of this video.
It's been a while since I've laughed this hard. Thank you so much
" Like pissed off orangatangs" 😅😂😅😂😅
3 videos watched, subbed, the BEST commentary on youtube right here
My teacher showed us How Its Made videos at the end of the day when this one came up. He didn't realise it was a parody until 1:10
It’s hilarious because the farther into the video you go the crazier he sounds 😂😂
the description explains everything.
I came here to learn how to actually make tequila and could not be more thrilled that about the disappointment
I had the same experience with his goldfish video.
2:58 i think thats the distillation area
Since it has "destilaciòn" in it
And i think
I just think i dont speak spanish but i think that means "distillation" meaning you're purifying it
Know how sometimes water bottles have the words "distilled water" in them?
Yeah
Thats purified water
Meaning it has nothing but healthy things in it
are you... are you serious? you think he didn't know that?
So we have determined this series as the totally most reliable source for any information ever
We now know who missed there duolingo lessons.
Kid: can we buy Hulu, I want to watch a cooking channel
Mom: we have cooking channels at home
The only cooking channel at home:
Frick you
My phone cuts out some times so I can’t press on the screen and I thought that it cut out when I pressed the “read more”
@@personperson3515 what read more?
I got a jose cuervo ad after watching this
2:37 😂 You’re not using your *NARRATIVE VOICE*
Yup, this is in fact one of my new favorite channels
I'm so glad to see the agave is stepped on with several dirty boots before imediately baking so I can enjoy drinking the boot dirt.
2:00 I was convinced until he cussed.
I hoped he would say something like ‘but I don’t speak Italian’ 2:30
The bottling line sure looks like the rinsing machine
3:03 and this the the hall of bongs, where all of the tequila fruit gets high af with people then they turn into liquid