This is the 7th version of this video. Each other one was shot down as soon as it was uploaded. Turns out the lowest effort approach was the one that worked.
They copyrighted you because they didnt want us to know the real truth about how eggs are actually working for isis. You are doing gods work putting your life on the line so we can be informed.
They're generally not. But as one is bleeding, HEAPS will try to peck it. You get certain ones that are renowned for breaking eggs to eat the yolk. And you'll find its the same few who do it over and over.
Factory farmed chickens are kept under a certain light as chicks so they can't see blood easily incase one becomes injured. Once the other chicks realise another chick is badly injured they'll eat them alive. It's pretty brutal stuff to watch.
@@liaschumacher4305 i used to own chickens and i support the statement 100%. My hens would eat snakes, mice, and for some odd reason they really loved grapes.
You know. I know those is meant for shits and giggles, but in all honesty, he's partially right when he said chickens were ground into a feed for the other chickens. I work at an egg farm and those fuckers will eat each other. They even go after the broken eggs and eat them. It looks like a piranha frenzy when they go after eggs. Chickens are crazy and will make you think twice about eating them once you see how they are when alive.
hens are supposed to eat their eggs. the shit we do to them is literally the opposite of natural and it makes people think theyre crazy for normal behaviour. saddd. cant say shit about the cannibalism but im sure its due to the high stress environment 👍 probably
Seriously, I used to have pet chickens and they had chicks. Once a dog but a leg of a chick, luckily it was just a part of the leg, and it would survive.but when we tried to put it back in the coup, the other chicks did not hesitate to try to cannibalize him alive.
It turns out that chickens are not people. Even in the wild they prefer to bunch together. There's a great video of scientists trying to determine how much a chick wants to be with the other chicks by putting it on a treadmill and making the poor thing run to be next to them until it was literally incapable of running any more.
@@ematic0054 you've NEVER WORKED in one or even KNOW someone who has. OF COURSE they move. Don't exactly get a run around the block but the cages are big enough to move around a bit. They don't die of old age and never get fat. These are the chickens that end up as drumsticks and sliced stir fry packs and nuggets. The ones that you get in the supermarket freezer are the hormone pumped ones and look about 3 times the size. I've worked in various aspects of the industry and have seen it all first hand. The heating and cooling they have are better than half the stuff the local people have....
I like to imagine this is the official How It's Made and they have to go through this process to upload their "own" content. Technically its always a tour of someone elses shit but they do compile the clips I guess lol.
Ah it's an artistic interpretation. A parody. The fact that you made it funny is the original content here and the video owner can stop being a little bitch about it.
"Some eggs are covered with hen droppings upon retrieval. These eggs are separated and then shipped to markets to be sold as organic." It is funny because it is probably true!
I had to write a paper in school on how eggs are made (from the factory to our local supermarkets). This video was very helpful. I will mention it in the resources area of my essay. Thank you.
I raised chickens as a kid. Even had Araucana hens that laid blue shelled eggs. Found out by sheer accident that if you cross Araucana hens with Rhode Island Reds who lay brown eggs that their descendants lay pink shelled eggs and we used to sell the blue & pink ones during easter
"the eggs laid by the chickens slide onto a conveyor belt, which takes them to a conveyor belt, which takes them to a conveyor belt, WHICH TAKES THEM TO A CONVEYOR BELT"
When you started to talk about chicken prisons, artificially elongated days and mashing not so useful chickens into "food" it got a little bit to realistic for me I like eggs but I can refuse those that come from places like that.. The rest was hilarious as ever
Fun fact: If the egg is white it looks better but tastes slightly worse, brownish egg's on the other hand look kinda worse but taste better and the best egg's are if you have your own chickens that make them for you :)
ya these women crying about there eggs popping like "OWWW IM ON MY PERIOD", us men gotta live with the same eggs for eternity, squishing them in jeans, suitpants, bikinis, everything normally worn
That’s some low-effort anti-copyright-detection content.
I like it.
This is the 7th version of this video. Each other one was shot down as soon as it was uploaded.
Turns out the lowest effort approach was the one that worked.
Hey, good enough for government work
Must be the way the rest of us are supposed to live
Low effort is best effort.
I'll keep this in the back of my pocket.
It's a simple spell, but is quite unbreakable
*which takes them to a conveyor belt*
*which takes them to a conveyor belt*
*which takes them to a conveyor belt*
*Which takes them.. to a conveyor belt.*
*Wh5ch ta2es the0 t6 a c6nvey6r be3t*
@@alexandrine1558 Which is a bunch of conveyor belts on a big conveyor belt.
That part was when I knew this is fake
Did I mention a conveyer belt?
They copyrighted you because they didnt want us to know the real truth about how eggs are actually working for isis. You are doing gods work putting your life on the line so we can be informed.
Amen to that
Hallelujah Beters
Amen
conspiracy
Be Happy LMAO
"white or brown, all eggs are the same inside"
we did it boys, racism is no more
Woooooooooooooow that joke killed me
unlike eggs, the most important aspect to any human, is their race.
@@screamyourselftodeath3459 it's a 6 month old joke, get over yourself
@@IKMojito and you don’t reply to the other guy.
@@screamyourselftodeath3459 Mostly Americans
Gatorade has what chickens crave. It's got electrolytes.
Brawndo > Gatorade
And you know what chickens crave?
You mean eleggtrolytes?
You mean eleggtroly... Ninjad 😐
That... reference.
"The temperature hovers around a comfortable 120°F"
Me, a Celsius-user: "Ah, yes, sounds nice"
It's more like 23C tbh. But the middle is always like 26C.
((sees chickens being boiled alive))
Mhm, nothing wrong here!
As a Fahrenheit user, it sounds extremely comfortable too
@@robbadob9929 how
@@robbadob9929 what
0:50 The funny thing is chickens are cannibals so this is entirely possible.
They're generally not. But as one is bleeding, HEAPS will try to peck it. You get certain ones that are renowned for breaking eggs to eat the yolk. And you'll find its the same few who do it over and over.
I also own chickens, and they will eat anything you give them
Factory farmed chickens are kept under a certain light as chicks so they can't see blood easily incase one becomes injured. Once the other chicks realise another chick is badly injured they'll eat them alive. It's pretty brutal stuff to watch.
@@liaschumacher4305 i used to own chickens and i support the statement 100%. My hens would eat snakes, mice, and for some odd reason they really loved grapes.
papyrus with a genie hat commenting on stuff non-undertale related, very cool
You know. I know those is meant for shits and giggles, but in all honesty, he's partially right when he said chickens were ground into a feed for the other chickens. I work at an egg farm and those fuckers will eat each other. They even go after the broken eggs and eat them. It looks like a piranha frenzy when they go after eggs. Chickens are crazy and will make you think twice about eating them once you see how they are when alive.
hens are supposed to eat their eggs. the shit we do to them is literally the opposite of natural and it makes people think theyre crazy for normal behaviour. saddd. cant say shit about the cannibalism but im sure its due to the high stress environment 👍 probably
So.....your saying it's morally right to eat them so their own kind doesn't?
@@smg4reblooperd182 no it's morally right because society has deemed this is a sustainable source of food.
Given that chickens are relatively smart by animal standards, that’s a tad disturbing.
Seriously, I used to have pet chickens and they had chicks. Once a dog but a leg of a chick, luckily it was just a part of the leg, and it would survive.but when we tried to put it back in the coup, the other chicks did not hesitate to try to cannibalize him alive.
Which takes them to a conveyer belt
RioYR which takes them to a conveyer belt
which takes them to a conveyor belt
which takes them to a conveyer belt
Which takes them to a conveyer belt
RioYR which takes them to a conveyer belt
I actually laughed at the organic joke
Nature
It wasnt a joke
@@HIKARUAUSTIN im quite sure this entire video is a joke
That was the most accurate statement in the entire video. Organic foods in a (nut)shell, right there. ;)
@@mahinwahid5161 it wasn't a joke. this is truly how it's made.
HowToBasic's favorite ingredient
Dank Matter MaxMoeFoe is HowToBasic
Huggbees is HowToBasic
What if he’s Link? Heeugh intensifies.
HAHAHA
Huggbees is HowToBasics egg dealer.
Imagine it’s just an extremely graphic close up of a chicken shitting an egg out
lmao
Should've gone with a VHS look to evade the detection.
_Tisk tisk tisk._
My terracotta army
*tsk tsk tsk
@skeemp sssssssssssskkkkkkkkkkkrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Pst pst pst pst pst. 🐈🐈⬛🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈🐈🐈 whoops I brought the cats over here
Lyrics:
Which takes them to a conveyor belt (x4)
"During the entire process the NSA surveils the eggs, in case any of them try to reform Isis after hatching." *CHICKEN TERRORISTS*
Like in the movie "Chicken Run"... "I told you they was organized" ha ha
The Silly Goose Muffin
Ahh yes quoting the video but making the joke shitter with adding some bs at the end. Now I have to like it
I think they're properly classified as "terror cocks."
"the action begins in Hen-Prison"
That is depressingly accurate and realistic
Yea..
Like all they do is eat.. and drink never to move.. They I believe most of them die from being f a t or from age
That's why you look for free range eggs
Which in the uk is all you can find because I have never seen non free range eggs
It turns out that chickens are not people. Even in the wild they prefer to bunch together. There's a great video of scientists trying to determine how much a chick wants to be with the other chicks by putting it on a treadmill and making the poor thing run to be next to them until it was literally incapable of running any more.
@@ematic0054 you've NEVER WORKED in one or even KNOW someone who has. OF COURSE they move. Don't exactly get a run around the block but the cages are big enough to move around a bit. They don't die of old age and never get fat. These are the chickens that end up as drumsticks and sliced stir fry packs and nuggets. The ones that you get in the supermarket freezer are the hormone pumped ones and look about 3 times the size. I've worked in various aspects of the industry and have seen it all first hand. The heating and cooling they have are better than half the stuff the local people have....
I like to imagine this is the official How It's Made and they have to go through this process to upload their "own" content.
Technically its always a tour of someone elses shit but they do compile the clips I guess lol.
or this is like the raw narrator so they have to redub it but to make more money they upload it here
Ah it's an artistic interpretation. A parody. The fact that you made it funny is the original content here and the video owner can stop being a little bitch about it.
@@YokoX23 we know that. But for aomone who talks about jokes tou don't seem to know when you're looking at one
"Some eggs are covered with hen droppings upon retrieval. These eggs are separated and then shipped to markets to be sold as organic."
It is funny because it is probably true!
If you close one eye, squint the other, and shift your monitor over, you can hardly tell the difference!
Video 2 I'm on my phone tho
then close one eye, squint the other, and shift your phone over.
Video 2 I farted but couldn't tell the difference, and I'm on mobile
Ippiki Õkami you're squinting the wrong eye
Video 2 had to make sure your way worked through seeing if you'd notice such
0:18 this man just singlehandedly ended racism
Taken down in 30min
Balkamp fkn Discovery International
Welp
2 weeks and counting....
Peter Ryan I was referring to the original vid
*_2 MONTHS AGO_*
I had to write a paper in school on how eggs are made (from the factory to our local supermarkets). This video was very helpful. I will mention it in the resources area of my essay. Thank you.
I was genuinely pissed when I got the "this video contains copyrighted material" thing.
You're a national treasure, Andrew
He said Andrew not sndrew
The way they keep the chickens is just sad
caged eggs. It's where they come from. :'(
would you rather it lay eggs or get its head chopped off?
*thought so.*
All chickens do is eat sleep lay eggs shit and die. They’re perfectly ok
VeeloIsGud good point, I’m no longer feeling sadness. They get food shelter and company.
@@darqv9358 if it were me I'd take the former tbh
As someone who’s worked in an egg processing facility, I can confirm that this is exactly what goes on.
You missed "Provide the chickens with the elecrolytes they *crave*"
That's plants that crave electrolytes.
1:08 *Conveyor belt*
If Minecraft has ever taught me anything it’s if you chuck a egg at the ground hard enough a chick will come out
2:00
Man 1: " hey man I like your car, how does it run?"
..................
Man 2: " its powered by the lives of tens of thousands of feather babies"
nuttastica: accountant of Peef Spogdar underrated 😂😂
I raised chickens as a kid. Even had Araucana hens that laid blue shelled eggs. Found out by sheer accident that if you cross Araucana hens with Rhode Island Reds who lay brown eggs that their descendants lay pink shelled eggs and we used to sell the blue & pink ones during easter
only eggs can sustain me.
I feel bad for the chickens. They never get to live life to the fullest
1:34 Sold to market as “Organic” 🌱
*_...which takes them to a conveyor belt_*
*fluorescent lighting simulates 23 hours of daylight* I see what you did there.
Wait...whatdid he do there?
@@ValCronin I'm wondering the same thing. 😂
1:01 the hens *drink Gatorade* for energy
Glad to be here before it gets copyright striked again
3:00 The egg inspector is just randomly removing perfectly good eggs to justify his job.
You missed a perfect opportunity to say ‘chicken concentration camp’
I love these ones where you keep it sounding professional while making absolutely hilarious jokes 😂
Oh,it’s back.
RUclips,am I right?
Ive seen You're comments like everywhere recently xD
The resolution is insane!! Such detail and in-depth explanation is unbelievable.
"the eggs laid by the chickens slide onto a conveyor belt, which takes them to a conveyor belt, which takes them to a conveyor belt, WHICH TAKES THEM TO A CONVEYOR BELT"
2:52 that egg is still covered in shit!
Damn... Those chickens look miserable.
I am not a vegan, but I still feel bad for animals who are treated badly
You've nailed the how it's made narrator pauses. Good job.
Discovery Channel pulled this shit down immediately.
Fun fact: chickens are actually given gatorade sometimes. It comes in drink mix packets that you have to mix up for them. It tastes Bad
2:51 - THAT DIRTY ORGANIC EGG!!!!
0:52 is actually not far from the truth in some chicken farms which is kind of scary
Yummy
“Shipped to be organic” lmao
Love your sense of humor. Don't stop making us laugh!
Honestly I've been watching this for hours now. Never laughed this hard in a long while. I wish I could give you money this is priceless
Just as I was thinking, "wow that's making me a bit nauseous." while looking at the eggs getting suctioned up he had to go and say exactly that.
Is anyone else feeling slightly nauseous cause of this video?
Max no but I got constipation
Boy shut your sensitive ass up
nvm I just puked
@@thribsilva was there something at the end?
@@ijusterik5384 look up "nvm I just cried" and you will understand
My mom laid organic eggs until menopause.
2:22 "1,000 eggs per year", that more then I get payed in a year.
LOL, the organic eggs bit was good.
I like the video in the bottom right corner
1000 eggs in a year. Yeah, more than enough to feed an entire nation.
This was hilarious, but I'm kinda peeved about how they keep those chickens. Might be buying free range from now on.
Some say those eggs are still riding that conveyor belt to this very day...
Factory farms are hellish dear god
I like how they describe bad conditions for the hens but in reality hens get treated way worse than this
The bit about organic eggs was genius hahaha
3:38 "Since eggs serves no other purpose"
You're dead wrong mate, eggs do have other purpose...
To be smashed in HowToBasic's videos
Now I know how good my chickens have it
0:41 they live in that there entire life
0:16 bro ended racism in 16 seconds, respect
When you started to talk about chicken prisons, artificially elongated days and mashing not so useful chickens into "food" it got a little bit to realistic for me
I like eggs but I can refuse those that come from places like that..
The rest was hilarious as ever
This is the closest we'll get to "How It's Actually Made - Babies"
Fun fact: If the egg is white it looks better but tastes slightly worse, brownish egg's on the other hand look kinda worse but taste better and the best egg's are if you have your own chickens that make them for you :)
My favorite quote from Sims2 Castaway
Eggs
_”The fruit of a chicken’s posterior”_
0:09 We could of used that quote in 2020
Omfg this took me longer than I care to admit to realize that this wasn’t an actual How It’s Made episode segment. >.
2:30 *..Is it a bad thing I actually felt slightly nauseated..?*
My favorite part was when they were brought to a conveyor belt
We should have schools show these videos to students and pretend they're 100% serious...
wait, maybe not.
The world is already dumb enough.
Vegans already 100% believe this anyway.....
@@OffGridInvestor True.
@@OffGridInvestor no they don't 💀
We males have two stuck eggs... Which is stuck inside us forever
ya these women crying about there eggs popping like "OWWW IM ON MY PERIOD", us men gotta live with the same eggs for eternity, squishing them in jeans, suitpants, bikinis, everything normally worn
Those hen farms are genuinely awful
Copyright System: *Exists*
Huggbees:
>.>
I wanna know how did i only notice that i was watching the video in the corner at 3:12
I dont know how you dont have millions of subs. You're so funny and this idea is genius.
3:20 Reform ISIS
If you insist
Isisn't
Ah so THIS is why all my favourite movies on RUclips when I was younger only took up a quarter of the screen
Eggs are unfertilized chicken ovaries . Delicious chicken menstruation.
xkennyPLx they are early access chicken babies
Delicious nonetheless
I too enjoy unborn embryos
Yes yum
Ovaries are the organs that produce eggs you dingus
Man, our class had a session on factory farming, so this video isn't far off despite being a joke. Like sucks man
I actually died laughing throughout the entirety of this 😂😂😂
You actually died? That begs the question, how did you write this comment if you died? And another question, are you still dead?
@@jamesvan2201 He rose from the dead for the sole purpose of writing that comment and then proceeded to die again
That brave soul picking out the eggs with dew droppings, without any gloves
Minecraft in real life.
Not gonna lie, that suction cup machine is fucking impressive.
Eggcellent video
That's not even effing funny. *Giggles stupidly*
In sweden we have hens that can walk outside how much they want.
0:37 broo that chicken is going wild💀
Seeing the chickens in a battery farm makes me feel a bit sick
Hey! The RUclips Copyright ID System isn't a joke!
Jokes are supposed to be actually funny.
How to make two videos in one.
A full/normal documentary on the eggs and a low-effort youtube parody documentary
I can't believed they would do this. I can't believed actual human beings do this, its absolutely terrible. RUclips's copyright sucks haha
Amusing to watch a matrix of chickens...being farmed...
I wanted my computer to run faster, so I painted it black.