I Paid $500 For AWFUL Knock-Off Anime Merch

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024

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  • @CDawgVA
    @CDawgVA  3 года назад +4911

    Hey! An update on the Merch, due to Covid some countries still can't be shipped to from Japan, so if you haven't received your keychain yet it's due to that. I am really sorry about this. But they WILL be delivered as soon as we can!

    • @sashi2005
      @sashi2005 3 года назад +20

      XD
      me and my cheep merch i-

    • @dbzcupcake
      @dbzcupcake 3 года назад +20

      "The only person I ship Todoroki with is a healthy parent"
      * Troradora video game has entered the chat *

    • @Sansankoneko
      @Sansankoneko 3 года назад +13

      Honestly, the Kimetsu no Yaiba shirt (1st one) I would use as a sleep shirt. Just send it over instead of wasting it. XD

    • @mcd08
      @mcd08 3 года назад +6

      Aaaaaand theyre gone

    • @hardikmehta1778
      @hardikmehta1778 3 года назад

      xD

  • @Qcknd
    @Qcknd 3 года назад +4463

    I saw that EXACT sailor moon figure at a flea market this last weekend and the seller had it in a glass case. I guess so we couldn’t bend the moon flat🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    • @jezzy5452
      @jezzy5452 3 года назад +84

      Normally thoze are better quality fakes😂😂 i bought one once and it wasn't soft clay plastic, it was hard plastic😂

    • @Qcknd
      @Qcknd 3 года назад +105

      Jezzy I posted the picture on my Instagram, her neck is crazy long, she’s barefoot and her necklace isn’t painted in. I bet that moon bends all the ways

    • @jezzy5452
      @jezzy5452 3 года назад +18

      @@Qcknd ahhhh oof😂😂

    • @mikuhatsune5692
      @mikuhatsune5692 3 года назад +6

      Ew that's disgustang

    • @iwastheonewhocrashedyourwi9500
      @iwastheonewhocrashedyourwi9500 3 года назад +1

      LMAO

  • @bloozircon6775
    @bloozircon6775 3 года назад +4782

    “The only person I ship Todoroki with is a healthy parent”
    Connor, This is way worse then you meant for it sound.

    • @Mutterschwein
      @Mutterschwein 3 года назад +295

      Endaddyvor is very healthy and ripped indeed.

    • @qlanted8545
      @qlanted8545 3 года назад +35

      MutterSchwein i

    • @cosqueen3756
      @cosqueen3756 3 года назад +28

      MutterSchwein I’m-

    • @minshookie427
      @minshookie427 3 года назад +14

      Well he's all right alright

    • @yojichan1
      @yojichan1 3 года назад +14

      MutterSchwein 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kitteninc4393
    @kitteninc4393 3 года назад +7591

    I'm here to judge your purchase decisions so I can feel better about mine.

    • @Dunker401
      @Dunker401 3 года назад +69

      YO SAMEEE

    • @danielvasquez7951
      @danielvasquez7951 3 года назад +69

      Did you feel better? I felt worse lol

    • @BrIdEsMaIdCoOlO
      @BrIdEsMaIdCoOlO 3 года назад +8

      Savage

    • @danielvasquez7951
      @danielvasquez7951 3 года назад +26

      @Are you toon enough? *cough* something *cough* when i was or very drunk or sleep deprive

    • @chianisaolugbala7747
      @chianisaolugbala7747 3 года назад +11

      Dani Rodri hahahhahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahhahhahhhahahhahahahahahahhahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahhahhahhahhahahhhahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahaahahhahaahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahhaahhhahahahahahahyahaha

  • @kumulhooks7520
    @kumulhooks7520 3 года назад +412

    girls simping over todoroki: "oh i love todoroki he's the best he's my husband"
    girls sees this: ...
    men:DAMN BOI THAT'S A THICK ASS BOI YA

  • @lupusestsola
    @lupusestsola 3 года назад +4001

    connor: *cuts off todoroki's cheeks bc he's sixteen*
    also connor: *leaves fifteen-year-old tanjirou's cheeks alone*

    • @SuperUnnamedplayer
      @SuperUnnamedplayer 3 года назад +255

      He also left Kanna intact, so you know what he values more ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @Gelert_AT
      @Gelert_AT 3 года назад +122

      @@SuperUnnamedplayer Thing is, she's thousands years old. So she's safe.

    • @hey-px6gd
      @hey-px6gd 3 года назад +115

      Oliver Arcos aye but she looks about six years old

    • @ingakalniete
      @ingakalniete 3 года назад +77

      Lupe he also left deku’s titties

    • @lupusestsola
      @lupusestsola 3 года назад +51

      @@ingakalniete oh shit, i totally forgot about deku too lmao

  • @HomosapienNo94628
    @HomosapienNo94628 3 года назад +692

    "You're disgusting, you're broke, and i can't stand being around you anymore"
    Connor, i didn't come here to be called out like this 😭

  • @melodywitch8627
    @melodywitch8627 3 года назад +14838

    23 minuets of connor acting like he didnt do this to himself

  • @houndoomsden19
    @houndoomsden19 3 года назад +465

    The Jojo wall scroll is art from Sakimi-chan, and YES, it's being used without their permission.

    • @PiertoOccult
      @PiertoOccult 3 года назад +36

      Pretty sure the one piece artwork mug is also Sakimi-Chan

    • @houndoomsden19
      @houndoomsden19 3 года назад +6

      @@PiertoOccult it is

    • @celebre8031
      @celebre8031 3 года назад +16

      Sakimichan gets a lot of their work stolen. if you have an account on Deviantart especially. artwork from there gets stolen all the time.

    • @houndoomsden19
      @houndoomsden19 3 года назад +12

      @@celebre8031 and to be honest it's a really sad fact because their work is beautiful and everybody on DA does not deserve that

    • @1218Draco
      @1218Draco 3 года назад

      You were expecting a Jojo wall scroll!
      KONO DIO DA!!!

  • @cruze4327
    @cruze4327 3 года назад +5089

    "The only person i ship Todoroki with is healthy parents"

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 3 года назад +2137

    "I spent $500 on the worst anime knock off merchandise"
    You mean you spent $500 as wisely as you possibly could

  • @mochilover8708
    @mochilover8708 3 года назад +2012

    Slaps Levi's ass
    "Listen to the collision on these things, these things are like bazookas"
    Couldn't agree more

  • @izukumidoriya5544
    @izukumidoriya5544 3 года назад +982

    Imagine if the bank is just looking at what he’s buying and they’re like
    what the f-

    • @Doomgel
      @Doomgel 3 года назад +16

      Imagine auditing him and laughing the entire time you go through his receipts.

    • @nifty1972
      @nifty1972 3 года назад +13

      I just imagine the bank calling him up for a normal purchase due to how much shit he has.

    • @gabbie25
      @gabbie25 2 года назад +4

      that's not how banks wor-

    • @kyojurorengoku5346
      @kyojurorengoku5346 2 года назад +4

      Oh my gosh deku 🤩

  • @Gothiccmothra
    @Gothiccmothra 3 года назад +4001

    Todoroki: “What are you doing stepconnor”

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +1197

    "It's just boobs of a One Piece character, I can't see a scenario where you would ever ever want this mug."
    Clearly if it was a male anime character, Connor would love to have that mug.

    • @thesearchforthemustache2589
      @thesearchforthemustache2589 3 года назад +55

      I-
      I mean it's probably true-

    • @weebebesties1447
      @weebebesties1447 3 года назад +24

      I mean, I'm lesbian when it comes to anime

    • @fallingoutboy
      @fallingoutboy 3 года назад +11

      YOU ARE HERE AGAIN

    • @ilovelightmcqueen
      @ilovelightmcqueen 3 года назад +5

      Your here too!

    • @qwep3331
      @qwep3331 3 года назад +1

      no NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @GabooMcFluff
    @GabooMcFluff 3 года назад +712

    When Connor showed his cute keychains as merch, I promised to myself, if he does a mousepad of his accurate fluffy behind (dear God, I´m sorry for what I´m typing), I will definetly buy it in a flash.

    • @cheshirecroockedcat3979
      @cheshirecroockedcat3979 3 года назад +6

      5:23

    • @1stm830
      @1stm830 3 года назад +16

      21:34 is where it's at xD I just Know someone will make a blown-up ass custom mousepad of that and send it to him. Tag me on it. Yes, I'm sure. I want my future self to be as surprised of my decisions as Connor is of his past self.

    • @avneesh6299
      @avneesh6299 3 года назад +1

      I want in

    • @GabooMcFluff
      @GabooMcFluff 3 года назад +1

      This is the first time Connor has noticed one of my comments (since the first "Sebastian Roasts") and it´s about his butt. Wonderful!

    • @SamaniHobbies
      @SamaniHobbies 3 года назад

      Someone please do this!

  • @barrington5438
    @barrington5438 3 года назад +161

    “You are disgusting. You are broke. And I can’t stand being around you anymore” That really hit me hard😭

  • @imjusthere7463
    @imjusthere7463 3 года назад +1531

    Connor: destroys Kirito’s and Todoroki’s mousepads because they’re underage
    Also Connor: keeps the 15 year old Tanjiro mousepad

    • @lovebug4998
      @lovebug4998 3 года назад +14

      LMAO

    • @aarry4819
      @aarry4819 3 года назад +111

      He didn't even destroy the kanna one yeah she isn't a kid but she looks like one

    • @butterlon3240
      @butterlon3240 3 года назад +15

      Becuse it's *plumpy*

    • @jessthepotato8444
      @jessthepotato8444 3 года назад +7

      I thought tanjiro was 18

    • @charlulu
      @charlulu 3 года назад +9

      Pepe the frog is 15...

  • @wendeviant2475
    @wendeviant2475 3 года назад +2574

    Todoroki was never the same after the Brazilian butt lift.

  • @gwishi1722
    @gwishi1722 3 года назад +798

    Reasons why we question Cdawg's personality:
    *yaoi
    *the nouse pads
    *the mouse pads
    *the mouse pads
    *etc.

  • @meimei
    @meimei 3 года назад +160

    remembering how strict japan is with trash, he had to sort all of it

  • @FunWithColeen
    @FunWithColeen 3 года назад +1805

    3:25 *Some survey corps soldier:* "I'm sorry Levi sir, but you can't come with us on this mission. You see you happen to be dummy thicc and the clap of your ass cheeks keeps alerting the titans!"

    • @not_lucy1130
      @not_lucy1130 3 года назад +79

      Oh my god. Its like midnight and Im screaming in my pellow trying to laugh

    • @t1me212
      @t1me212 3 года назад +57

      does this go under r/cursedcomments or

    • @noiz3048
      @noiz3048 3 года назад +41

      @@t1me212 no it goes under r/blursed comments

    • @evelynneclipse2069
      @evelynneclipse2069 3 года назад +20

      @@t1me212 r/blursedcomments

    • @gachatales6066
      @gachatales6066 3 года назад +25

      he was blessed with those buns

  • @squidgurl8316
    @squidgurl8316 3 года назад +2089

    ‘Just kidding, the only person I ship Todoroki with is a healthy parent.’
    Destruction 10,000

  • @xxxxRaidenxxx
    @xxxxRaidenxxx 3 года назад +2260

    plot twist: this is his favourite merch.

    • @Dmal1755
      @Dmal1755 3 года назад +66

      Plot twist: we both thought the thumbnail was fake

    • @epicguineapig6983
      @epicguineapig6983 3 года назад +23

      He still has the Kanna mouse pad

    • @SimplyyySavannah
      @SimplyyySavannah 3 года назад +12

      It's why he gets so much of it

    • @yep6761
      @yep6761 3 года назад

      Yo nice profile picture and banner wow 😳

    • @AlmondNut
      @AlmondNut 3 года назад +3

      Plot Twist: It IS his merch!

  • @chir0s0
    @chir0s0 3 года назад +14

    Sakami chan's work gets stolen often but it's easy to tell it's theirs because the artstyle is so distinct.

  • @The_Unknown_Wanderer
    @The_Unknown_Wanderer 3 года назад +909

    Connor: "WHO buys this?!"
    Us: "Connor, YOU did!"
    Connor: *Surprised Pikachu face*

  • @dina8749
    @dina8749 3 года назад +290

    Connor: this is the pov while Levi's cleaning the windows
    yagami yato: *it's free real estate*

  • @navedabbasi163
    @navedabbasi163 3 года назад +622

    Imagine Conner putting everything in a box. 60 years his grandkids be like: oh let's check out grandpa's box of things. I wonder what would they say after seeing these?

    • @oompalumpus699
      @oompalumpus699 3 года назад +55

      Mom: This is why we never talk about grandpa kids.

    • @oliviag6407
      @oliviag6407 3 года назад +7

      His Grankids are lucky

    • @trist__
      @trist__ 3 года назад +12

      His grandkids would have a legendary grandfather

    • @aries2242
      @aries2242 3 года назад +8

      They'd say, "Wow, Grandpa was into some pretty tame stuff back in the day."

    • @livingbeast...i_think
      @livingbeast...i_think 3 года назад +1

      @@aries2242 WHAT

  • @quadraticcucumber3137
    @quadraticcucumber3137 3 года назад +10

    Zeitsu's face at 21:24 is me going to school in the morning after getting 3 hours of sleep

  • @linah.5369
    @linah.5369 3 года назад +815

    Still wainting Connor's ass mousepad

    • @wizzed6581
      @wizzed6581 3 года назад +50

      Just a normal picture will do
      Those mouse pads can't keep up with such thickness

    • @begformeowcy
      @begformeowcy 3 года назад +4

      This needs to happen 😂.

    • @linah.5369
      @linah.5369 3 года назад +3

      Waiting for*

  • @melapoidae2266
    @melapoidae2266 3 года назад +203

    Pretty brave of him, putting on this unwashed tshirt, probably died with heavy metal infused colours 😅

  • @StigmataMartyrz
    @StigmataMartyrz 3 года назад +918

    “The only person I ship Todoroki with is a healthy parent”. Connor... You have no idea how much worse that could mean, the fics I’ve seen... The eyebleach I needed... I would say that you should take back you said to avoid getting on several watchlists, but you’re probably already on all of them, so,,,,

    • @autumnanderson2695
      @autumnanderson2695 3 года назад +41

      Oh man... I wish I didn't know that existed.

    • @spontpots
      @spontpots 3 года назад +9

      Oh good gosh

    • @diannag2460
      @diannag2460 3 года назад +7

      Bro it’s just the ship like chill 😂😂😂

    • @shinomichan5782
      @shinomichan5782 3 года назад +12

      Wait those exist?! Like... with a PARENT!? that ISN'T ENDEAVOR?! (I mean fucking hope so.)

    • @EverydayASunday
      @EverydayASunday 3 года назад +24

      ...God is good
      God is good...
      ...God is good
      God is good...
      ...God is good
      We seriously need Asahi's holy water in here fuck. Who's gonna buy?

  • @chaoswarriorx4411
    @chaoswarriorx4411 3 года назад +6

    “It’s Your Gift.”
    “I don’t think it’s going to be my gift.”
    Cracking up as I’m writing this

  • @ShoutoToDORKyFuNImiX
    @ShoutoToDORKyFuNImiX 3 года назад +3881

    I love you for doing a surgery on Todoroki's cheeks

    • @iaeniea
      @iaeniea 3 года назад +83

      You're literally everywhere-

    • @gingerflame2729
      @gingerflame2729 3 года назад +57

      I agree. Also to todoDORKy I love ur tododeku and kiribaku scenes 😁

    • @fatASSteacher
      @fatASSteacher 3 года назад +62

      Bruh stop with the Deku x Todoroki please

    • @nishinoyayuu8993
      @nishinoyayuu8993 3 года назад +21

      @@fatASSteacher you ship deku with?

    • @RimuruT3npesuto
      @RimuruT3npesuto 3 года назад +15

      VERIFIED WHAT

  • @rin6885
    @rin6885 3 года назад +1232

    Everyone: *looking at cheap figure*
    Me: *looking at Connor's keyboard*

    • @no-do5od
      @no-do5od 3 года назад +14

      Nagito Komaeda it IS very pretty.

    • @queenwamy
      @queenwamy 3 года назад +20

      Light and colors go *BRRRRRR*

    • @Olli399
      @Olli399 3 года назад +2

      Its probablky this: www.amazon.co.jp/-/en/Logitech-G-PKB-001-Gaming-Mechanical-Detachable-Numerical/dp/B06XHGP2TT/

    • @Dragondude2525
      @Dragondude2525 3 года назад +4

      Me: looking at Connor throw that ass back at 12:35

    • @rhearandom338
      @rhearandom338 3 года назад

      truth

  • @x_d3dkitti3_x
    @x_d3dkitti3_x 3 года назад +1207

    Connor: **boileth thy water**
    Me: _Is that a personal attack towards Todoroki or something?_

    • @miyaquette2409
      @miyaquette2409 3 года назад +22

      Sad shoto noises 😭

    • @Lug0sisD3ad
      @Lug0sisD3ad 3 года назад +6

      *looks at mha poster*
      U intimidated yet?😐
      (Omg, 5 likes I've never got that many!thx!

    • @percypercy7874
      @percypercy7874 3 года назад +3

      🎀☄🌟🌠It better be because I hate Todoroki with all my heart 🌠🌟☄🎀

    • @miyaquette2409
      @miyaquette2409 3 года назад +6

      Dino Sama I support ur decision but I still love him :3

    • @percypercy7874
      @percypercy7874 3 года назад +6

      @@miyaquette2409 thank you and please do continue to love him bb

  • @AndrosynthNuclear
    @AndrosynthNuclear 3 года назад +17

    6:10 I love how the censorship image is just Conner engaged in thoughtful deliberations.

  • @shadowjuke1874
    @shadowjuke1874 3 года назад +410

    Connor: *Buys a pepe butt mousepad*
    Also connor: "Who's buying this is there a market for this?"

  • @sxombie
    @sxombie 3 года назад +802

    Little did you know, Ash is still technically 10 throughout the entire Pokemon series.

    • @alana.dyer.author
      @alana.dyer.author 3 года назад +43

      Actually I think they made him 11 now...could be wrong

    • @brucite1005
      @brucite1005 3 года назад +39

      @@alana.dyer.author So he was 10 and traveled really really fast apparently for it to be in a year

    • @alana.dyer.author
      @alana.dyer.author 3 года назад +52

      @@brucite1005 honestly by now Ash should be about 20 to 23 years old if you calculate the time he's been traveling. He states how long it's been at the end.of each series since he started his new journey in the current region.

    • @N3bul4Pr0ducti0ns
      @N3bul4Pr0ducti0ns 3 года назад +8

      @@alana.dyer.author 11 still underage, in combo wit the cut up pikachu the FBI will take his ass and put him to jail so Manny danger vibes

    • @kokichikuncookie4764
      @kokichikuncookie4764 3 года назад +6

      so he has the ability to age slowly?

  • @ebonylikethewood3175
    @ebonylikethewood3175 3 года назад +460

    IDEA: This exact thing, but instead of buying things and unboxing them, get other Anitubers to pick out cursed shit to send you so that we can have a true blind unboxing

  • @SiRenfield
    @SiRenfield 3 года назад +311

    Connor: the only person I ship Todoroki with is a healthy parent!
    ...more audio that sounds bad out of context

  • @bluesea4297
    @bluesea4297 3 года назад +644

    Conner: What is this? Who’s buying this!?
    Conner who bought it him self-

    • @Devilspade
      @Devilspade 3 года назад +2

      Very original 10/10

  • @gamer_weeb_weirdoz5141
    @gamer_weeb_weirdoz5141 3 года назад +938

    Conor: "I found the worst merch *again* "
    Everyone: this would be good

  • @samuelpurcell2579
    @samuelpurcell2579 3 года назад +10

    The amount of lead poisoning one could get from simply breathing in the same room as this merch is insane

  • @Ethan_Wheeler
    @Ethan_Wheeler 3 года назад +232

    Conner cuts up Kirito and Todoroki mousepads for "Family Friendlyness"
    *Kanna mousepad proceeds to hide*

    • @kaleria608
      @kaleria608 3 года назад +9

      Joey and Garnt probably fighting over it just off camera. 😆

    • @UmbraVivens94
      @UmbraVivens94 3 года назад +9

      the Kanna one is actually on the floor at 4:28

  • @insertusername7165
    @insertusername7165 3 года назад +417

    "The only person I ship todoroki with is a healthy parent"
    Kinda illegal but I see what your we're trying to say..

    • @kurlaki7835
      @kurlaki7835 3 года назад +1

      I cant see . What does he meant?

    • @xxXzombieprincessXx
      @xxXzombieprincessXx 3 года назад +33

      @@kurlaki7835 he means he likes the idea of todoroki having a healthy relationship with his parents, but Connor made it seem like he ships todoroki and his parents

    • @kurlaki7835
      @kurlaki7835 3 года назад +5

      @@xxXzombieprincessXx oh now i see, but yes i thought only about that unhealthy incest one

    • @kellenross1694
      @kellenross1694 3 года назад

      Tell mw why I thought of it in the other way

  • @bonito7391
    @bonito7391 3 года назад +723

    'WHY DOES GRENINJA HAVE BOOBS?!'
    Is not a sentence i expected to hear in my entire life, but in fact i didn't know I needed it

    • @LoganTheMultiGamer
      @LoganTheMultiGamer 3 года назад +15

      I'm more concern you can see the greninja's "kitty" on the back side in the video.

    • @thatonepinkboii9036
      @thatonepinkboii9036 2 года назад +8

      I noticed that to I've been scrolling in the comments hoping if someone found it but no , I literally thought I was going insane 😐

    • @Zanomeister27
      @Zanomeister27 Год назад

      I hate the Pokemon community but I'm part of it though

  • @ghost_fueled_scarecrow
    @ghost_fueled_scarecrow 3 года назад +9

    "Why does her neck look like a big fat toe with the fatest nail, that is disgusting."
    -Connor, 2020

  • @listlesslysleepy
    @listlesslysleepy 3 года назад +377

    It would be fun if all the cups you had were colour changing cups so you don’t know what each cup is. It’s like a surprise every morning. Inviting guests over would be interesting depending on how risky your cups are.

    • @SuolaSirkka
      @SuolaSirkka 3 года назад +29

      That turns into russian roulette if you have that One Piece boob mug along with normal mugs

    • @LiebeLux
      @LiebeLux 3 года назад +7

      Fuck I’m gonna do this now

    • @iona-1690
      @iona-1690 3 года назад

      Que the kakegurui gambling face

  • @mr.t758
    @mr.t758 3 года назад +395

    Connor dummy thicc and literally took out Todoroki’s cheeks.

    • @eva-zt8ov
      @eva-zt8ov 3 года назад +9

      And Levi joins the chat

    • @tbe9790
      @tbe9790 3 года назад +7

      Bc Connor was jealous 🍑

    • @noodles7384
      @noodles7384 3 года назад +1

      I'm reading this before watching and I am now scared 😂😂

  • @neri4148
    @neri4148 3 года назад +518

    CDawgVA about cursed mousepad:
    "I do not condone this."
    Also CDawgVA:
    *tries it out and says it feels good."

  • @Bluemilk92
    @Bluemilk92 3 года назад +8

    "Your parents would get post nut regret like, 14 years after having you"
    Holy heck, that is brutal!

  • @smilesimile5194
    @smilesimile5194 3 года назад +218

    When the survey corps isn’t getting enough government funding

  • @jessicamonter3080
    @jessicamonter3080 3 года назад +507

    I actually want to know where Connor drops his garbage to steal all of this merch.

  • @NegativeCR33P
    @NegativeCR33P 3 года назад +364

    "Who's buying this stuff?"
    *You. You are buying this stuff*

    • @lfestevao
      @lfestevao 3 года назад +19

      Connor single-handedly feeding 3 Chinese families

  • @hayleyslater_
    @hayleyslater_ 3 года назад +7

    I love watching these videos, it makes me laugh so much and I really like the commentary, thank you Connor ^^

  • @Thiccreesescups
    @Thiccreesescups 3 года назад +479

    Who is creating all of these mouse pads??😂

  • @cabersinurbabers6800
    @cabersinurbabers6800 3 года назад +322

    “The only people who enjoy Fairy Tail are like under the age of 18”
    My mom is 43...
    she has a tattoo of the Fairy Tale emblem.

    • @lavonnegreene8911
      @lavonnegreene8911 3 года назад +109

      She's under 18 and hasn't told you

    • @Arbiter5490
      @Arbiter5490 3 года назад +33

      I respect her so much.

    • @alana.dyer.author
      @alana.dyer.author 3 года назад +18

      I'm 23...and want the same tattoo

    • @charlulu
      @charlulu 3 года назад +7

      he called me out and I don’t even care about fanservice

    • @krissingh313
      @krissingh313 3 года назад +4

      Damn your mom is awesome

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 3 года назад +394

    There's a reason why Pucci activated Made in Heaven, and this merchandise was one of them.

  • @lilsis4441
    @lilsis4441 3 года назад +3

    I Can't I died at the Levi mouse pad part. xD
    good job.

  • @dakshpraveen6746
    @dakshpraveen6746 3 года назад +606

    Who’s cheeks are on the mousepad today boys?

    • @humanfumikagetokoyami2967
      @humanfumikagetokoyami2967 3 года назад +39

      *who's that pokemon but better*

    • @meepmop5594
      @meepmop5594 3 года назад +31

      Who's cheeks *aren't* on the mousepad?

    • @BrIdEsMaIdCoOlO
      @BrIdEsMaIdCoOlO 3 года назад +4

      The real questions 🤣

    • @HomosapienNo94628
      @HomosapienNo94628 3 года назад +5

      @@humanfumikagetokoyami2967 the adult version of "who's that Pokémon" that I didn't know i wanted in my life but now i need it

    • @LordlyWeeb
      @LordlyWeeb 3 года назад +2

      Kanna's

  • @XLbeefyface
    @XLbeefyface 3 года назад +367

    everyone: looking at cheap figures
    me: looking at how caked up Conner is

    • @iu.lia.na.
      @iu.lia.na. 3 года назад +20

      Connor do be packing

    • @nonamehours6428
      @nonamehours6428 3 года назад +12

      I was looking for this comment I knew I'd find it somewhere

    • @caramelldansen2204
      @caramelldansen2204 3 года назад +1

      caked up? like, makeup? or...?

    • @XLbeefyface
      @XLbeefyface 3 года назад +12

      Caramell Dansen caked up as in big B O O T Y

    • @aneesak6810
      @aneesak6810 3 года назад

      @@XLbeefyface where is your pfp from?

  • @weatles_5798
    @weatles_5798 3 года назад +354

    "Ive never heard of people chasing 14 year old boys online"
    Jeff the killer: 13
    Ben drown: 12
    A lot of other things!!

    • @dazaipleaseloveme__
      @dazaipleaseloveme__ 3 года назад +34

      Wait that's even worse I thought Jeff was at least 17 or something.....

    • @SweetXoXMira
      @SweetXoXMira 3 года назад +6

      don't worry only those edgy 14 year olds go after them anyway

    • @twinkiesthezombiedog1768
      @twinkiesthezombiedog1768 3 года назад +1

      BEN IS 12!?!? HE MY AGE WHAT THE HECK

    • @TallTapper
      @TallTapper 3 года назад +2

      @@twinkiesthezombiedog1768 i mean he was a kid who drowned and etc etc cult
      the ARG/Creepypasta is continuing btw, it's almost done

    • @vizion2bright
      @vizion2bright 3 года назад

      @@twinkiesthezombiedog1768 we un danger im 12 as well my friend

  • @cassidyrwilliams
    @cassidyrwilliams 2 года назад +9

    19:27 SO EXPLAING HOW EREN IS 15 AND LEVI IS 30, HMMMMMM

  • @nakakaka2069
    @nakakaka2069 3 года назад +100

    Plot twist: Whenever Connor gets drunk, he buys stuff from Amazon, which explains why he doesn’t remember anything he bought.

    • @nekokitty90
      @nekokitty90 3 года назад +5

      I actually used to know someone who did that... Two people actually 😂

    • @skyknight0408
      @skyknight0408 3 года назад +1

      And this children is why you shouldn't drink!

  • @Emily-iv2pd
    @Emily-iv2pd 3 года назад +1524

    pov: he secretly sleeps with the eren and Levi body pillow every night

    • @pogchamp4115
      @pogchamp4115 3 года назад +66

      PoV: he secretly watches Joseph x Jotaro every night.

    • @fixyourposture7547
      @fixyourposture7547 3 года назад +28

      @@pogchamp4115 s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a

    • @mcpeguru4060
      @mcpeguru4060 3 года назад +8

      @@fixyourposture7547 why seeet home Alabama

    • @fixyourposture7547
      @fixyourposture7547 3 года назад +10

      @@mcpeguru4060 watch jojo

    • @orangejuice2485
      @orangejuice2485 3 года назад +6

      @@mcpeguru4060you poor poor child

  • @heylicool3833
    @heylicool3833 2 года назад +1

    Oh damn, Kirito... There's also more Sword Art Online ones. I wanted to see what exists just for fun, and I saw that one of Kirito.

  • @FunWithColeen
    @FunWithColeen 3 года назад +154

    Conner: *freaks out at the todoroki and kanna mousepad*
    also conner: *keeps the (14 year old) tanjirou one without altering it whatsoever*

    • @casparjackson4075
      @casparjackson4075 3 года назад +2

      Connor is so weird lmaoooo

    • @kidxterminator9204
      @kidxterminator9204 2 года назад +3

      isn't kanna like some hundred years old?

    • @michaelpopowich5095
      @michaelpopowich5095 Год назад

      ​​@@kidxterminator9204rue but as they say: "Please don't lewd the Dragon loli!" Although from the places I've been to people already have lewded the dragon loli...

    • @ddubmomo
      @ddubmomo 10 месяцев назад

      Kanna has the appearance of a 9 year old

  • @yourlocalcherub361
    @yourlocalcherub361 3 года назад +146

    Aki: ✨💕𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡'𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑜𝑥? ✨🌸
    Connor: 🚨💣𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐗 🤬💥

  • @grantvallejo7182
    @grantvallejo7182 3 года назад +128

    "this isn't even the right wrong one"
    -Connor 2020

    • @Vi-Vi-Kitty
      @Vi-Vi-Kitty 3 года назад

      Lol, couldn't even get Norgio.

  • @gengareric
    @gengareric Год назад +1

    Seems like Connor had a thing for frogs when he was doing the ordering.

  • @AndreaLaRock
    @AndreaLaRock 3 года назад +501

    The question no one else is brave enough to ask: When are you releasing the official CDawgVA mousepad? 😏

    • @verytired2399
      @verytired2399 3 года назад +16

      *INVEST*

    • @emilykins008
      @emilykins008 3 года назад +18

      ILL TAKE THE ENTIRE STOCK …if ever actually happens

    • @AndreaLaRock
      @AndreaLaRock 3 года назад +11

      @@emilykins008 save one for me just bc my wrist NEEEEEEED dat cushion 😩😏🍑

    • @emilykins008
      @emilykins008 3 года назад +7

      @Andrea LaRock Will do. 🍑

    • @kenanimates7007
      @kenanimates7007 3 года назад

      FBI open up

  • @vay5540
    @vay5540 3 года назад +65

    You know, I really shouldn’t be surprised at this point when Connor just rips his pants off, but it still terrifies me each and every time. I am conflicted.

  • @iyar220
    @iyar220 3 года назад +203

    connor: Spending 500$ on trash anime merch
    Me: Alright boys i got 20$ what am i buying

    • @spencerkeener913
      @spencerkeener913 3 года назад +7

      The boys: Get some pizza for the party

    • @xxdalionxx
      @xxdalionxx 3 года назад +1

      get a ouple of exq figures and call it a day

  • @nlalalzj8
    @nlalalzj8 3 года назад +6

    Him: Wait isn’tTodoroki like 15?
    Also him: Kept Tanjiro MousePad knowing Tanjiro was 12

  • @aliabbasimoghaddam1571
    @aliabbasimoghaddam1571 3 года назад +58

    0:57 "I would rather to have 10$ and not bad anime merch"~The guy who owns 500$ of bad anime merch

  • @Sami-jq5ts
    @Sami-jq5ts 3 года назад +86

    Last time I clicked for Tanjiro, This time I clicked for that Todoroki

  • @kriskris5907
    @kriskris5907 3 года назад +69

    That Dio print is by Sakimichan, who definitely sells her own merch and doesn't give rights to random knockoff sites, so.... yeah, hit the nail on the head on that one.

  • @Kat.go.
    @Kat.go. 2 года назад +2

    that f-ed up Vegeta in the beginning got me laughing so hard nonstop for a few min. i couldnt breathe. I keep laughing every time i remember and also I want to buy it!

  • @leshaeye2554
    @leshaeye2554 3 года назад +195

    “If they put their faces on levi’s butt cheeks, they’d choke to death” LMFAOOOOOO

  • @akiramakara2062
    @akiramakara2062 3 года назад +130

    "Erwin, I'm trying to ambush the Beast Titan. but I am dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the enemy."
    -Levi probably

  • @waal-E
    @waal-E 3 года назад +177

    The sequel we didn't know we wanted but NEEDED

    • @Satan-cx8wf
      @Satan-cx8wf 3 года назад

      We definitivly didnt need this

  • @lehon481
    @lehon481 7 месяцев назад

    I was not prepared for the up close "top-less" at 16:05. Hilarious 😅

  • @MildlyAggressiveOni
    @MildlyAggressiveOni 3 года назад +273

    Alternative Title “Connor wastes a bunch of money for genuine trash, and may possibly be on a watchlist now.”

  • @Peasful8
    @Peasful8 3 года назад +97

    Connor: I'm gonna take a guess that this artwork was stolen
    Me, seeing what is clearly sakimichan's work: yeah that scans

  • @datura7040
    @datura7040 3 года назад +118

    Who lewded the loli dragon?!
    Edit: And the heat-changing mug and wall scroll has art from Sakimi-Chan. I'm a huge fan of the artist. Not sure who the others are

    • @randomviewer3868
      @randomviewer3868 3 года назад

      Idk, but have you read cool's other works. Man is just.... Lewd as fuck.

    • @ravenstrongwinds6777
      @ravenstrongwinds6777 3 года назад

      Sakimi-Chan is pretty good. They've got some good LOZ stuff on there.

    • @datura7040
      @datura7040 3 года назад

      Agreed. I have a whole folder full of their art on my PC. My phone has a few of my favorites that are more ... SFW, lol

  • @i_omor..
    @i_omor.. Год назад +3

    11:22 that was my friends cake topper 💀

  • @JezzmanGAMES
    @JezzmanGAMES 3 года назад +119

    Petition for Connor to start an official mousepad collection.

  • @BakuuPlays
    @BakuuPlays 3 года назад +143

    “I spent $17 to get myself on the FBI watch” - Connor 2020

    • @IR-Fan
      @IR-Fan 3 года назад +1

      "dual wielding mousepad"
      - Also Connor, 2020

    • @BakuuPlays
      @BakuuPlays 3 года назад +1

      Van Maul “greninja has tits why does he have tits” - also Conor 2020

  • @justasentientmclarenp1879
    @justasentientmclarenp1879 3 года назад +133

    When the thumbnail is cursed you know it’s going to be good

  • @ArachenoxTheLynx
    @ArachenoxTheLynx 3 года назад

    I love how at 5:38 the Kanna pad is in full view uncensored and nobody noticed

  • @eslot_
    @eslot_ 3 года назад +137

    The artist that originally drew the art someone resold as a wall scroll is Sakami chan, tell them about that.

    • @mcd08
      @mcd08 3 года назад +10

      I thought it looked like Sakimi-chan's art

    • @ratataliu2632
      @ratataliu2632 3 года назад +10

      it was sakami chan and pissed off they sell it for 2 dollar without asking permission to the artist

  • @Ana-vs5is
    @Ana-vs5is 3 года назад +127

    I always wonder how he manages to make his thumbnails so cursed

  • @juma8126
    @juma8126 3 года назад +34

    Btw. The Dio wallscroll includes artwork by Sakimichan. She's a great artist, so in case anybody wanted to know and wanted check her art out (she's on Deviantart and has her own website), I just wanted to put it out there. (Also, AkiDEarest actually owns Sakimichan's actual posters, which you can see in her room setup).

    • @kanati1133
      @kanati1133 3 года назад +3

      I knew it was her work the second I laid eyes on it, it always suck when an artist's work is stolen

  • @boogleee
    @boogleee 3 года назад +3

    2:26 THAT IS A CHILD (well, in dragon age she is) THAT IS A CHILD WHY IS SHE THERE

  • @BeTheWildThings
    @BeTheWildThings 3 года назад +86

    At this point, Connor should just make an anime butt mousepad of himself 😂

  • @LenkuAzu
    @LenkuAzu 3 года назад +47

    The genuine fear Connor had when he realized greninja had boobs has got me rolling for like the rest of the video.

  • @sadyeehaws4084
    @sadyeehaws4084 3 года назад +325

    Imagine the people who don't know him at all and just see him unbuckling his belt with no hesitation on camera🤣😭

  • @TheIncredibleJounan
    @TheIncredibleJounan 2 года назад +3

    Connor, your taste is impeccable. I find myself watching more and more of your videos. 10/10 will stalk

  • @Zakariyasen
    @Zakariyasen 3 года назад +73

    _"This isn't even the right wrong face!"_