I love that Dave talks about having a private island, doing shady stuff with celebrities, getting arrested, having the security cameras turn off on him *AND THEN TALKS ABOUT BEING THE BEST PREDATOR AN HOUR LATER*
25:20 If a peaceful culture which didn't need to hunt (The most ideal civilization because then food is effectively ALMOST free, and thus advancements would be made much much faster.) Then, they wouldn't have advanced weaponry to challenge humans. And sincerely, an alien that can come to earth may not know how to defend against a firearm. Maybe against hard rocks hitting his spaceship but not a human. They might have mining drills & stuff set up that they could use lethally, but it's totally possible that aliens would be entirely peaceful and defenseless or entirely neutral observers. But, not entirely evil. That is not a possibility, because if it was we'd be dead already. An evil civilization with interstellar light speed travel would squash us and our puny weapons into oblivion because they have advanced PERFECTLY in warfare AND space travel side by side.
The fact that the stream is called "Hog Stream" and is the stream Dave decided to talk about his coworker at the gym is funny
Fuck yeah, 50% intro cant wait for Dave to say something psycho
Edit: They’re both psychos
"This is overkill... just put it down! JUST PUT IT DOWN! *DON'T LET IT GO!!!* "
~Tomato "12 shots, 1 bleedout" Gaming
Dave continues the escalation of madness; world watches in fear.
I love that Dave talks about having a private island, doing shady stuff with celebrities, getting arrested, having the security cameras turn off on him *AND THEN TALKS ABOUT BEING THE BEST PREDATOR AN HOUR LATER*
man Dave intros are so good.
It’s a miracle that “Dave” and “intro” can exist in the same sentence without causing a singularity.
What the perpetual threat of neil breen possibly being mentioned over every conversation does to a man
This is an UNGODLY cursed thumbnail.
Blessed thumbnail, there fixed it for you.
Dave is an alien! That's why he's trying to convince tomato to be nice to aliens))
When the intro is 50% of a compilation with Dave in it, you know some hilarious psycho shit is going to go down.
New gnome upload: the American dream.
Dave "You really gonna say that to me?!" Five Thousand Five
In today’s Stream Highlights: Tomato threatens to punch ET and Dave runs down a herd of deer in a 4 wheel drive.
30-40 feral hogs attack.
Hogs fall, everybody dies.
If I had one wish it would be for a tomato Dave weekly podcast
the only thing keeping me going right now is dave's unhinged stream of thoughts
Dave having to have a D-Club meeting at the office with his coworker gym partner.
Very appropriate to post this the first day of deer season here
The old men at Daves gym sound kind of wholesome
thecharacter model looks like captain price 20 years younger
Thats a Seinfeld episode
thank mr gnom :^)
25:20 If a peaceful culture which didn't need to hunt (The most ideal civilization because then food is effectively ALMOST free, and thus advancements would be made much much faster.) Then, they wouldn't have advanced weaponry to challenge humans. And sincerely, an alien that can come to earth may not know how to defend against a firearm. Maybe against hard rocks hitting his spaceship but not a human. They might have mining drills & stuff set up that they could use lethally, but it's totally possible that aliens would be entirely peaceful and defenseless or entirely neutral observers. But, not entirely evil. That is not a possibility, because if it was we'd be dead already. An evil civilization with interstellar light speed travel would squash us and our puny weapons into oblivion because they have advanced PERFECTLY in warfare AND space travel side by side.