12:50 is a story where a guy and his army took a castle under seige, bringing a bunch of small trebuchets, when they didnt work, his army started building one that was 4 or 5 times the size of a normal one, (if im not mistaken, i might be it may have been a lottle smaller) upon seeing the trebuchet getting built the castles' residents surrendered, the guy leading the army said what the heck and tore down the entire castle-town with the trebuchet.
4:24 One of my friends actually did this over the holidays a few years ago and on the first day came to school a scottish lord. He bought like 1 square meter somewhere in the highlands.
5:50 Baghdad house of Wisdom was among the last places that had some surviving books from the Library of Alexandria... It was basically what followed after the destruction of the library of Alexandria.
5:09 just a quick reminder that Poland never fought againts Germany on horses, they used them as a transportation and usually hide them in the forests before the fight. (Just to be clear)
11:36 I think Australia is more accurate in a way. I think I heard it was a replacement penal colony or something. 11:55 The New Zealand flag is not a colonial flag. 13:06 A lot of French colonies do not have flags, leaving them to make a second flag that does not deface the French flag.
Thing is Poles were forced by the british to declare war on japan. Japan didn't accept the declaration because prior to ww2 poland and japan cooperated in anti ussr intel gathering. That "war" lasted until 1956.
People: *Making fun of Poland for using horses against tanks* Poland that actually only used horses for transport, had many tanks and didn't use as much cavalry as Germany: *sad polish noises*
And they used just as many cities used by ancient empires to crucify prophets for combat as the Germans did: exactly zero, especially since neither of them held Calvary, and thus, could not crucify clergy using it or throw it at their enemies like it's the Gigantomachy or something.
8:58 actually bronze is better than iron and steel. The problem is that it's much more difficult to find tin than it is to find iron ore. So you end up with less weapons. Quantity is better than quality, we've learnt it from eu4
0:24 - 9:05 The reason for the shrinking of The Aral sea is because the Soviets used the water sources of the Aral Sea for agriculture in 1960, and because there wasen't any water sources filling the sea with water resulted in the sea drying up.
Especially considering how we should be making fun of Kentucky instead, for it has a far higher rate of incest incidents, such that it is first place in the nation in question, whilst the state named after a river named after an indigenous tribe that lived in the area before the country said state is in relocated them to eastern Texas comes 19th in the same polity.
The giant sloth was found here in my state, Piauí, in Brazil. You can come and visit the fossils (if someone ever dares to come to Brazil again). I live in the capital of the state, and in one of the culture convention centers downtown there's a life-size metal sculpture of the sloth, along with another pre-hystorical animals found in the state. I've always loved this sculpture.
5:37 more like American GI in Britain and France. GIs having Affairs with local women like what occurred there is Classified as a War Crime with no trial (some women legit thought that they'd rather be back under Nazi occupation after the GI Treatment). not even the Germans Treated Wemon that Terribly and they Executed any female partisan captured on both fronts (well it was legal on the eastern front given there's no obligation for war law when fighting non-signatories of both Geneva and Hague conventions.). the Camps in the East found by the Soviets were Copies of the Gulags so technically not illegal to the Soviets (alot of the camps in the eastern bloc were even reused as Gulags after the war.) the soviets preening Germany about it at the nuremburg trial as absolute Hypokrisis (Greek for Hypocrisy). the western allies were more legitimate to complain as signatories. Russia only joined to gang-bang in the treaties to end all wars. both after Versailles and The Paris Peace Treaties
2:55 you are looking at what is called a “Cherubim”, found in Orthodox teaching. The figure above the Cherubim a few seconds later than posted is called a Throne, which of course does not look like earthly thrones. Long post short, an angel still has wings and looks human, while what Drew called is not an angel, but a Cherubim. I am open to criticism, if there is any.
Not really. only that Cherubim are a type of angel. And thrones don't seem to be angels at all when you read Ezekiel, they're literal wheels holding up the throne of God. Unless I missed something, Ezekiel just described objects and people interpreted it as creatures, due to Ezekiel's writing style being very detailed and almost scientific, easy to get lost in.
if memory serves. angels are actually BOTH the truly horrifying ones (the higher ranked more powerful ones) while the really low ranked ones (the messengers) and the arch angels (like michael) are actually more human in appearance so as not to panic us humans.
0:44 , Honestly that slavic meme is pretty accurate to USSR culture, everytime some form of event that caused political instability was happening in moscow they'd play Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake, along with other classics over both radio and television, so as not to risk amplifying or notifying anyone that would want to join the action further.
An 8 year old very poor child was playing chess because he had nothing else to do and he was good at it, he got 1. place on a tournament and joined a chess club after that his story was spread, he played a couple GM's and people wanted to help him out. They donated a APARTMENT a CAR and 200.000$. So chess is good.
12:07 That is actually kinda sweet. The kinda of capitalism that I could get behind: Dude didn't care what anyone looked like, wasn't judgey, just wanted to see if they would trade. Mutual profit should always be the first option.
4:25 funny enough I actually found out about this before this video and it's not just a bit of land and a title, it's apparently a ploy to help preserve the high lands of scotland in all of its beauty. So I am proud to call myself a lord, bow before me peasants.
2:39 Me: Passed with a C while doing none of the work thinking I'm so smart however, it was just cause the school system had mercy on us because we switched to online so abruptly
The last one really was how that started, Bulgaria wanted her empire back and the nation that considers to have ancestors the thracians (Romania) only joined because Hungary decided that they want that to, none the less Romania actually helped the Yugoslavia nations to beat the crap out of both because it has a geman king
What, they say that the sun never sets on the British empire, logically, the moon would also never set on the British empire.
The moon has set on the British empire
@@RandomStuff-qb3ql Crescent moon, that is.
The British Empire sits in their sun never setting. Does The sun never set, or never rise? They drink tea for they do not know.
Phrase stolen from the Spanish
@@buga4529 Just like The Falklands 😁
12:50 is a story where a guy and his army took a castle under seige, bringing a bunch of small trebuchets, when they didnt work, his army started building one that was 4 or 5 times the size of a normal one, (if im not mistaken, i might be it may have been a lottle smaller) upon seeing the trebuchet getting built the castles' residents surrendered, the guy leading the army said what the heck and tore down the entire castle-town with the trebuchet.
"The guy" was king Edward I, Longshanks of England and the name of the trebuchet was the warwolf.
@@cyrilmagi6201 the guy
castle: oh shit i surrender
Edward I: We built a whole trebuchet, we use the whole trebuchet
*We have build that MFer and so we gonna use it goddamit*
Someone watches a guy named Sam
I love how even if I don’t know much about a certain part of history, Drew still makes nearly every meme he reads entertaining
10:52
Im from Bosnia and that's the most accurate thing I've seen this month
0:33 I'm so bothered Drew can't say Tchaikovsky. Like wtf
Yeah I know it's the first video of this dude that I've seen and it's so off putting he doesn't know Tchaikovsky??? Like how uncultured you gotta be
its so simple
pronounced like čhī - kôv - skē
@@rooftopfight6210 I know who he is. I just can’t pronounce that.
Nor "indigenous" either.
I have noticed that too.
But I have also noticed that Drew avoids almost every name that isn't native to the english language.
4:24 One of my friends actually did this over the holidays a few years ago and on the first day came to school a scottish lord.
He bought like 1 square meter somewhere in the highlands.
NOICE
he didn't know it was a scam all along XD
5:25 the british will lose every chess game since the queen died
America always loses, they already lost their 2 towers
5:50
Baghdad house of Wisdom was among the last places that had some surviving books from the Library of Alexandria...
It was basically what followed after the destruction of the library of Alexandria.
13:56 That building is 5 minutes away from my home, thanks Andrew, I feel blessed today
If avery the cuban american was here...
Just imagine what he would be saying
Just wait
А я думал чего так не хватает?
5:09 just a quick reminder that Poland never fought againts Germany on horses, they used them as a transportation and usually hide them in the forests before the fight. (Just to be clear)
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
11:36 I think Australia is more accurate in a way. I think I heard it was a replacement penal colony or something.
11:55 The New Zealand flag is not a colonial flag.
13:06 A lot of French colonies do not have flags, leaving them to make a second flag that does not deface the French flag.
5:18 BRUH
My dad sittning next to me while I’m doing the the dishes literally says “Is that a history lesson your watching”
I don't get why the mans curser is blue. please explain
You can feel free to say yes
Actually, both Germany and USSR had more cavalery than Poland.
Also, Poland used horses mainly to drag artillery.
Wait, Poland invented artillery only?
@@deltoroperdedor3166 7 cav, 2 mob art, 20 combat width, with ppanc support. Almost as strong as normal 7/2 divisions, but also with 150% speed.
Don’t ignore me at, 11:28 THAT AUSTRALIAN GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO
Now, get ready for Philippineapples.
Yes
Yes
Yes
3:05 it said that angles have a hierarchy. Lesser ones look like humans and greater ones look like something out of a love craft novel
If your fbi agent is named john he must be terrified
Thing is Poles were forced by the british to declare war on japan. Japan didn't accept the declaration because prior to ww2 poland and japan cooperated in anti ussr intel gathering. That "war" lasted until 1956.
0:50 How did you find me?
Edit:added timestamp
0:32 The StaSi (Staatssicherheit) was like the KGB of the GDR.
2:16 AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
Coming down the mountainside!
Bro all these people wanting goth gfs and they don't even THINK about moving to Gothenburg
Drew is the forbidden history teacher
Drew really just ended Justin Trudeau’s career within seconds of seeing a Canada meme.
5:20 well that aged well
The amount of censorship Drew daddy has to dance around is making my head spin...
0:28
Everyone: You got freedom?
Kazakhstan: Yes.
Everyone: What it cost?
Kazakhstan: Aral.
“It’s evaporating”
Me: Congrats Drew, you have stupid
"The guillotine, a great invention." -Drew 2020
*nice invention
People: *Making fun of Poland for using horses against tanks*
Poland that actually only used horses for transport, had many tanks and didn't use as much cavalry as Germany: *sad polish noises*
True as a Pole I am making sad noises especially since it's not a light topic to joke about
@@charko4191 We can always laugh at danes tho
And they used just as many cities used by ancient empires to crucify prophets for combat as the Germans did: exactly zero, especially since neither of them held Calvary, and thus, could not crucify clergy using it or throw it at their enemies like it's the Gigantomachy or something.
5:23 that did not age well LMAO
8:58 actually bronze is better than iron and steel. The problem is that it's much more difficult to find tin than it is to find iron ore. So you end up with less weapons.
Quantity is better than quality, we've learnt it from eu4
5:25 that aged like milk
5:19 well that's not true anymore..
0:24 - 9:05 The reason for the shrinking of The Aral sea is because the Soviets used the water sources of the Aral Sea for agriculture in 1960, and because there wasen't any water sources filling the sea with water resulted in the sea drying up.
4:42 wondering how many people got the reference there
I did not expect to see Bakarina at 8:50 (from villainess isekai) in a video to do with memes about history
1:56 according to Wikipedia, this is legal in almost every country in the world. I've always wondered why we make fun of Alabama specifically.
Especially considering how we should be making fun of Kentucky instead, for it has a far higher rate of incest incidents, such that it is first place in the nation in question, whilst the state named after a river named after an indigenous tribe that lived in the area before the country said state is in relocated them to eastern Texas comes 19th in the same polity.
5:20 that's why in Poland we call the Queen "Hetman"
Canadian here. Not only did we do that to the natives, we broke the Geneva convention in both world wars!
Lucky you're on the winning side I guess.
Wtf? I love Canada now?
The fact they're nice now is basically atonement then?
"All the best chess players are british"
*Sad magnus carlsen noises*
You know that there is a high chance that the Spartans didn’t throw weak kids of a mountain
Drew is the one who watches the watchers...
He sees you John
5:23 HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!
Thank you for using my quote
Somehow I'm so disappointed that Drew didn't know about megafauna in pleistocene
Great video!!!
The giant sloth was found here in my state, Piauí, in Brazil. You can come and visit the fossils (if someone ever dares to come to Brazil again). I live in the capital of the state, and in one of the culture convention centers downtown there's a life-size metal sculpture of the sloth, along with another pre-hystorical animals found in the state. I've always loved this sculpture.
5:37 more like American GI in Britain and France. GIs having Affairs with local women like what occurred there is Classified as a War Crime with no trial (some women legit thought that they'd rather be back under Nazi occupation after the GI Treatment). not even the Germans Treated Wemon that Terribly and they Executed any female partisan captured on both fronts (well it was legal on the eastern front given there's no obligation for war law when fighting non-signatories of both Geneva and Hague conventions.). the Camps in the East found by the Soviets were Copies of the Gulags so technically not illegal to the Soviets (alot of the camps in the eastern bloc were even reused as Gulags after the war.) the soviets preening Germany about it at the nuremburg trial as absolute Hypokrisis (Greek for Hypocrisy). the western allies were more legitimate to complain as signatories. Russia only joined to gang-bang in the treaties to end all wars. both after Versailles and The Paris Peace Treaties
2:55 you are looking at what is called a “Cherubim”, found in Orthodox teaching. The figure above the Cherubim a few seconds later than posted is called a Throne, which of course does not look like earthly thrones.
Long post short, an angel still has wings and looks human, while what Drew called is not an angel, but a Cherubim.
I am open to criticism, if there is any.
Not really. only that Cherubim are a type of angel. And thrones don't seem to be angels at all when you read Ezekiel, they're literal wheels holding up the throne of God. Unless I missed something, Ezekiel just described objects and people interpreted it as creatures, due to Ezekiel's writing style being very detailed and almost scientific, easy to get lost in.
if memory serves. angels are actually BOTH the truly horrifying ones (the higher ranked more powerful ones) while the really low ranked ones (the messengers) and the arch angels (like michael) are actually more human in appearance so as not to panic us humans.
If he thinks the ground sloth is Bigfoot... wait till he hears gigantopithicus.
6:07 literally after the American revolution the USA teamed up with Sweden and went all the way to north Africa to fight some pirates
3:21
Inaccurate
Sandy would sell her soul to the devil for Texas
Aral see
Drew: "Areal see"
2:45 "The Holy Roman Empire is neither Holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire'' - by voltaire
0:44 , Honestly that slavic meme is pretty accurate to USSR culture, everytime some form of event that caused political instability was happening in moscow they'd play Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake, along with other classics over both radio and television, so as not to risk amplifying or notifying anyone that would want to join the action further.
An 8 year old very poor child was playing chess because he had nothing else to do and he was good at it, he got 1. place on a tournament and joined a chess club after that his story was spread, he played a couple GM's and people wanted to help him out. They donated a APARTMENT a CAR and 200.000$. So chess is good.
The accent meme is the same for Egypt studying both
Drew's jaw was looking extra long today
2:03 shit I almost spat my food on my screen.
2:08 LEARNING ABOUT THIS IS PART OF OUR CURRICULUM, WE’VE APOLOGIZED SEVERAL TIMES AND ARE STILL WORKING TOWARDS RECONCILIATION!
4:27
There's actually this guy named Sehun, member of EXO, Whose fans bought him land in Scotland and basically he's a Lord
9:49 By going inside the ship?
Also: By wearing hats
history facts won't blow your mind
the shotgun will
2:10 the last thing I Expected from Drew was a Trudeau Blackface joke, caught me off guard.
Drew should review his subreddit again. So then we make it cursed.
Take out ice cube from iceland and Cuba and your left with Aland (Åland). Behold the trifecta.
5:49 it’s said that Degla river went black from all the books that were thrown into it
14:10 they actually started fighting each other before the Ottomans even left the Balkans.
DID YOU JUST CALL ME A SWAMP GERMAN?! *rages in swamp*
5:18 did not age well
He said eat the child instead of yeet the child... I don`t know which would be better for him to say-
6:09 that was james monroe with his monbrow doctrine
I know its monroe doctrine but i like saying monobrow
4:21 Voice crack. Like they're aAccent
DID HE JUST CALL US DUTCH "SWAMP GERMANS" !?!?!?!? I'm actually insulted! xD
He does that :|
At least you’re not Plüütdöötsch
Watching this video makes me think I'm actually really dumb in world history lol
12:07 That is actually kinda sweet. The kinda of capitalism that I could get behind: Dude didn't care what anyone looked like, wasn't judgey, just wanted to see if they would trade. Mutual profit should always be the first option.
1:42 that's an egyptian actor from amovie called world war three
11:02
When it comes to Quebec. Canada, you are NOT the mother!
**France runs in from offstage** That's my boy!
4:25 funny enough I actually found out about this before this video and it's not just a bit of land and a title, it's apparently a ploy to help preserve the high lands of scotland in all of its beauty. So I am proud to call myself a lord, bow before me peasants.
1:40 bruh this guy is from Egyption movie named world war 3 bruh
5:19, this did not aged well
Drew: calls the dutch swamp germans
Me: Ow. Thats offending.
7:16 wait 'til he hears about moa...
I like how in a meme about oil fish they show Soviet Underwater soldier as american
11:45 President Wilson wanted it, but the Senate didn’t.
"And big thanks to the turkey patreons"
6:40 The oldest dinosaur was found in South America
5:10 it weren't the horses that failed us, it were our allies...
Ah yes Mike pence is my favorite American restaurant
2:39
Me: Passed with a C while doing none of the work thinking I'm so smart however, it was just cause the school system had mercy on us because we switched to online so abruptly
5:17 hmm
4:34 my dad got my mom a plot for christmas
1:54
Me with a long jaw and german
On one hand I'm royalty
On the other I'm f*cking inbred
The last one really was how that started, Bulgaria wanted her empire back and the nation that considers to have ancestors the thracians (Romania) only joined because Hungary decided that they want that to, none the less Romania actually helped the Yugoslavia nations to beat the crap out of both because it has a geman king
1:13 as an Italian I took that personally, nah just joking 🤣
11:49 Alberta Gang
Yessir
Yessir x2
Yessir x3
5:10
7tp, which could easily destroy panzer IIIs and maybe panzer IVs go brrrrrrrrrrrrr