The right way to kill a fish

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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @whitehonda2874
    @whitehonda2874 5 лет назад +35663

    “When it’s suffocating, it’s exercising”
    *fitness isn’t a hobby. It’s a lifestyle.*

  • @ramcnabunga
    @ramcnabunga 5 лет назад +5328

    I came here just to check if the fish is gonna say “auegh” before being killed.

  • @JustinSabrinsky
    @JustinSabrinsky 4 года назад +4939

    she should've tasted the fish blindfolded to avoid a placebo effect

    • @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062
      @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 4 года назад +106

      there was a large distinction between the two tho

    • @marmoris72
      @marmoris72 4 года назад +44

      Phylippe Zimmermann Paquin how do u know tho

    • @davyddocarmocabral2989
      @davyddocarmocabral2989 4 года назад +33

      @@marmoris72 Eating the two types of fishs?

    • @dasnicenoob6140
      @dasnicenoob6140 4 года назад +17

      @@davyddocarmocabral2989 Im curious is it only high end sushi restaurants that do this or others?

    • @leocheung8860
      @leocheung8860 4 года назад +78

      Also some fish market vendors in Japan will do it for you if they're kind enough, it really isn't some advanced technology or something, it's just a cleaner, faster way of killing a fish

  • @floridaoceancurrents
    @floridaoceancurrents 4 года назад +1779

    I'm an avid Melbourne FL shore fisherman who's caught more than 25 different Atlantic fish species. I can say for sure that this method results in a much tastier and fresher fish dinner. Especially with oily fish like bluefish and mackerel.

    • @bringit3164
      @bringit3164 3 года назад +35

      I live on the gulf side and I do see more anglers bleeding fish out. I will try this to see for myself. If grouper can taste even better why not!

    • @taitaizozo
      @taitaizozo 3 года назад +7

      Does ikejime have a similar effect with freshwater fish as wel?

    • @trusinistre
      @trusinistre 3 года назад +2

      experienced inshore Titusville fisher

    • @thatwastakenagain
      @thatwastakenagain 2 года назад +5

      @@bringit3164 did it work? also to everyone else Hi nice that fishermen are talking about this anyone tried on other seafood too?

    • @sum_Random_Hobo
      @sum_Random_Hobo 2 года назад +13

      @@taitaizozo i am no expert on fish, but I have no reason to believe why not. Things like adrenaline and lactic acid are likely released when freshwater fish suffocate to death as well.

  • @nykerios9379
    @nykerios9379 5 лет назад +6209

    “When it’s suffocating, it’s excersizing”
    *jumps into deep end of pool* i need *abs*

    • @r3ddr01d7
      @r3ddr01d7 5 лет назад +304

      Results:
      Abs No
      Death Yes

    • @ok-eb5ly
      @ok-eb5ly 5 лет назад +161

      its been a week and I think hes still exercising

    • @ok-eb5ly
      @ok-eb5ly 5 лет назад +132

      I looked at the pool and saw no bubbles
      Eh, I think hes mutating

    • @Prashant-xl1rv
      @Prashant-xl1rv 5 лет назад +20

      *exerciSing*

    • @mariaelmorsy4280
      @mariaelmorsy4280 5 лет назад +24

      o k it’s been 4, he’s probably still exercising

  • @guffythefluffy3013
    @guffythefluffy3013 5 лет назад +5932

    Kid: Mom, why is that fish moving like that?
    Mom: *It's exercising*

  • @dexxboii3080
    @dexxboii3080 5 лет назад +2656

    "real passion is teaching people how to properly kill fish"
    That's a real specific passion, I wish I knew that much about myself.

    • @LuanMMello
      @LuanMMello 5 лет назад +10

      ikr

    • @rohithkumarsp
      @rohithkumarsp 5 лет назад +2

      You'll be eating a fish with lead residue.

    • @ThatOneStuff
      @ThatOneStuff 5 лет назад +7

      Its definitely on a different level, its like someone that sets out to be a proctologist.

    • @cozysrevenge
      @cozysrevenge 5 лет назад +2

      there’s one way to find out about yourself
      shrooms

    • @ThatOneStuff
      @ThatOneStuff 5 лет назад +1

      @AlanXD A doctor thats an expert in b-holes

  • @ccol009
    @ccol009 2 года назад +765

    As a fisherman who catches and cleans an prepares what he cooks, I really appreciate this method being shared. I always try to find the best way to prepare a fish even down to a scientific level like this video, knowledge and demonstration here.

    • @ATG.0331
      @ATG.0331 2 года назад +7

      Thank you I agree, this is awesome, every fisherman should do this

    • @CanadianBalls
      @CanadianBalls Год назад +1

      It’s 2023

    • @LuzuVlogsGamer
      @LuzuVlogsGamer Год назад

      Thats amazing sadly some fisherman arent as open minded as you

  • @TheSonar129
    @TheSonar129 5 лет назад +3839

    1:09 “When it’s suffocating, it’s exercising.”
    I’m gonna be a personal trainer so I can help people *exercise*

    • @rikkowastaken
      @rikkowastaken 5 лет назад +133

      r/cursed_comment

    • @__-yh7zl
      @__-yh7zl 5 лет назад +12

      @@rikkowastaken Well, you messed that comment up. You want to try again?

    • @rikkowastaken
      @rikkowastaken 5 лет назад +12

      @@__-yh7zl there

    • @diegojose193
      @diegojose193 5 лет назад +6

      Narajiナラジ no

    • @rikkowastaken
      @rikkowastaken 5 лет назад +1

      @@diegojose193 no

  • @xy3707
    @xy3707 5 лет назад +12071

    So I've been eating stressed fish my whole life

    • @badmonkey2468
      @badmonkey2468 5 лет назад +186

      Yup

    • @ezraboren2069
      @ezraboren2069 5 лет назад +1204

      Its creepy knowing I had something in common with the fish I'm eating

    • @sum-dum_nerd
      @sum-dum_nerd 5 лет назад +484

      You are what you eat, explains a lot doesn't it?

    • @logiic8835
      @logiic8835 5 лет назад +12

      Krungx all good, nothing wrong.

    • @H3c171
      @H3c171 5 лет назад +28

      yup, and you'll continue to do so up until you stop eating animal products

  • @BasetsanaMoropoli
    @BasetsanaMoropoli 5 лет назад +1570

    "an attorney and former commercial fisherman... who's real passion is teaching people to kill fish"
    Me: wait what?

    • @aydenseay7978
      @aydenseay7978 5 лет назад +7

      Rando Bassie that was my first reaction 😂😂

    • @availablehage
      @availablehage 5 лет назад +1

      Breaking bad

    • @biketickler65
      @biketickler65 5 лет назад +10

      He's the president of the ike-jime federation of America, makes sense

    • @IHM69atN
      @IHM69atN 5 лет назад

      SORE WA CHIGAU YO!

    • @jbtechcon7434
      @jbtechcon7434 5 лет назад

      "Huh? Oh, you mean teaching them to do it humanely?" "Umm... okay."

  • @ziaacodm2214
    @ziaacodm2214 2 года назад +127

    "When its suffocating, its exercising"
    Guys with asthma 💪

    • @raptorzilla0710
      @raptorzilla0710 2 года назад +1

      as someone with asthmatic symptoms (does that count?) I can confirm this is in fact true

    • @ziaacodm2214
      @ziaacodm2214 2 года назад +1

      @@raptorzilla0710 it does when you think it does, always remember.
      "If you can't convince them, confuse them"-confusios

    • @ligmaballs2022
      @ligmaballs2022 9 месяцев назад +1

      🥸

  • @XyzzTooCold
    @XyzzTooCold 5 лет назад +6270

    "THIS VIDEO CONTAINS FOOTAGES OF FISH BEING KILLED"
    *YOU DON’T SAY*

    • @casketbutter
      @casketbutter 5 лет назад +91

      @ILoveAss your comment is scaring me

    • @casketbutter
      @casketbutter 5 лет назад +38

      @ILoveAss no

    • @esmemii584
      @esmemii584 5 лет назад +25

      Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

    • @AudreysKitchen
      @AudreysKitchen 5 лет назад +15

      I like how the moment anyone has even finished reading that and is about to turn off the video, they're instantly presented with a visceral brain-spike

    • @imacookieboichocchip8819
      @imacookieboichocchip8819 5 лет назад +1

      So they don’t get sued

  • @michaelabe4040
    @michaelabe4040 5 лет назад +9102

    Warning:
    This video contains footage of fish being killed
    Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

    • @nowhere474
      @nowhere474 5 лет назад +163

      Every minute in Afrika, 60 seconds pass

    • @cyropower7808
      @cyropower7808 5 лет назад +61

      God I love that meme

    • @SamPlays0nline
      @SamPlays0nline 5 лет назад +12

      I dont get it

    • @kiavang7309
      @kiavang7309 5 лет назад +14

      2000 subs no video every 60 minutes a hour passes

    • @AxolinaAxolotl
      @AxolinaAxolotl 5 лет назад +66

      Hmm it seems like the floor is made out of floor

  • @mythmaster6103
    @mythmaster6103 5 лет назад +3448

    Waiting for it to say: "My leg!"

  • @moderndaypirate8931
    @moderndaypirate8931 3 года назад +271

    Great video, I was a meat processor for nearly 15 years. I can tell if a pig or cow was killed properly as well. Definitely interesting seeing how this is accomplished with fish. If I ever decide to go fishing I will follow this method.

    • @jacewright6428
      @jacewright6428 2 года назад +1

      I'm curious what your take on veganism is. I'm not trying to attack, I just want to learn new perspectives

    • @Emanuel10348
      @Emanuel10348 2 года назад +8

      im not gonna eat grass my whole life

    • @jacewright6428
      @jacewright6428 2 года назад +13

      @@Emanuel10348 neither am I. I had a delicious spicy burrito for lunch. You can have awesome food that doesn't come from killing and exploiting animals.

    • @davestewart3778
      @davestewart3778 2 года назад +27

      @@jacewright6428 people don't 'exploit' animals, we are omnivorous it's just part of our diet

    • @ЄвгенійПодольський
      @ЄвгенійПодольський Год назад +5

      @@jacewright6428 Eh, unless this animal is close to me on a personal level, it's potential food/threat.

  • @mohamedzarif4473
    @mohamedzarif4473 5 лет назад +2941

    it does makes sense
    i rather have my brain crushed to remove self awareness
    than drowning for 30 minutes
    edit i meant suffocating

    • @l1fey123
      @l1fey123 5 лет назад +73

      *steb*

    • @munhunganh1299
      @munhunganh1299 5 лет назад +11

      Mohamed Zahidin *drowning*

    • @luisleatherman6377
      @luisleatherman6377 5 лет назад +32

      Exercising

    • @Mirakuruuu
      @Mirakuruuu 5 лет назад +34

      but u will not experience the Ultimate lucid dream meant to be produced from your brain before the final shutdown

    • @LD-oe6ux
      @LD-oe6ux 5 лет назад +5

      Fish don’t feel pain though, you would feel pain from drowning

  • @hitachi4264
    @hitachi4264 5 лет назад +7481

    "The fish smells fishy"
    "Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes"
    -Jamal.

    • @jasonphoenix292
      @jasonphoenix292 4 года назад +62

      gg man ha, wrong. Here in Africa, we work on African time. A 1 second in Africa is about 10 seconds where you are from.

    • @Svreign.Studious
      @Svreign.Studious 4 года назад +8

      Make my brain tingling

    • @bolievethat2588
      @bolievethat2588 4 года назад +45

      When it starts smelling fishy it’s no good. It’s not supposed to smell fishy when caught

    • @landewell6862
      @landewell6862 4 года назад +43

      It's supposed to smell like the sea, not a fishy, rotten smell. There is a difference. Compare a freshly bought fish to a fish left outside the fridge, on heat, for 3 hrs. You'll notice the difference of "fishy"

    • @acez6756
      @acez6756 4 года назад +7

      Lan Dewell ok I know your just trying to help but the person is joking

  • @Desi-qw9fc
    @Desi-qw9fc 4 года назад +9661

    “I’m an attorney, but my real passion is killing fish.”

    • @titanide
      @titanide 4 года назад +120

      Psychopath by heart 😄

    • @harveyholmes9533
      @harveyholmes9533 4 года назад +352

      John Smith not just killing fish, teaching others how to do it, which is arguably weirder

    • @harryroberts388
      @harryroberts388 4 года назад +8

      Nice name

    • @joshuaberman4767
      @joshuaberman4767 4 года назад +15

      John Smith where can I buy that spike and wire?

    • @Justme-xb2df
      @Justme-xb2df 4 года назад +3

      Yeah a bit weird

  • @mohduzairrusli3741
    @mohduzairrusli3741 3 года назад +49

    “Spinal cord distruction”
    That sounds like a wwe move

  • @scooooter
    @scooooter 5 лет назад +3867

    Just to note, I am japanese and not all the fish in Japan are killed this way. It is quite rare to see Ikejimed fish in markets.
    One more note, the knife the guy in the video is using is one of the best knive makers in the world called Masamoto. its expensive but its worth it :)

    • @Mr-R.R.
      @Mr-R.R. 5 лет назад +177

      I don't remember them saying all/most fish are killed that way in Japan, but rather it's something that high end restaurant tend to do more

    • @oali2478
      @oali2478 5 лет назад +336

      @@Mr-R.R. He's just saying that so people don't get the idea that that is how it is always done in Japan, because people might assume that.

    • @garminbozia
      @garminbozia 5 лет назад +2

      I doubt that knife is worth more than a regular one

    • @paulgan7097
      @paulgan7097 5 лет назад +65

      garmon bozia check the prices boo

    • @savannapierceshimomura
      @savannapierceshimomura 5 лет назад +25

      Ryuichiro Suzuki ya my baba has that knife and she constantly talks about it 😂

  • @tshexisawesome5977
    @tshexisawesome5977 5 лет назад +2437

    Public Disclaimer: No fish were harmed during the making of this video. The one shown in this video is indeed a paid actor.

    • @chrisbtw6896
      @chrisbtw6896 4 года назад +1

      of this video

    • @SlothLolo
      @SlothLolo 4 года назад +16

      That is so fishy.

    • @mattjimenez4428
      @mattjimenez4428 4 года назад +4

      @@SlothLolo that is puntastic

    • @trodriguez6024
      @trodriguez6024 4 года назад +1

      No fish were harmer just killed swiftly and harmlessly by the ikejima method.

    • @chickenman100
      @chickenman100 4 года назад

      True man

  • @freddles7618
    @freddles7618 5 лет назад +1562

    Me : I’m going to have an early night.
    Also me at 3am : *The right way to kill a fish*

  • @Mihaugoku
    @Mihaugoku 3 года назад +16

    it tastes better, rots slower, is less painful.
    people: *T I M E A N D M O N E Y*

  • @myra961
    @myra961 5 лет назад +2656

    "when its suffocating, its exercising" wow they're on the verge of death but still has the time to exercise. shame on me.

    • @kie_.6107
      @kie_.6107 5 лет назад +6

      i m crying😂

    • @mechamicro
      @mechamicro 5 лет назад +8

      It called desperate to survive.

    • @wolfboi5842
      @wolfboi5842 5 лет назад +24

      MechaMicro it's called a joke💀

    • @najae084_
      @najae084_ 5 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @yazakuri6030
      @yazakuri6030 5 лет назад

      myra961 hahahahaha!!!!!!

  • @ariel3526
    @ariel3526 5 лет назад +865

    "This is Andrew Tsui, an attorney and former commercial fisherman whose real passion is teaching people how to properly kill fish"
    Fish : (chuckles) I'm in danger

    • @b4c0n33
      @b4c0n33 5 лет назад

      me like, good

    • @andpoomodo7827
      @andpoomodo7827 5 лет назад

      Sounded like he said Choi and not Tsui

    • @taipogriz836
      @taipogriz836 5 лет назад +3

      Andpoo Modo Because it’s the traditional way to pronounce it.

    • @ariel3526
      @ariel3526 5 лет назад

      Andpoo Modo yeah, looks like the subtitle is wrong

  • @tigerburn81
    @tigerburn81 5 лет назад +3002

    "... an attorney and former commercial fisherman."
    What, how did that happen?
    The hands say "fisherman", but the Rolex says "$500/hr for your divorce paperwork."

    • @nelumbonucifera7537
      @nelumbonucifera7537 5 лет назад +169

      On the Vox podcast I think he said he worked as a commercial fisherman in college. He's actually a healthcare lawyer, and until recently worked for HHS. Pretty nice CV.

    • @bakingsoda1145
      @bakingsoda1145 5 лет назад +134

      He is a fish lawyer they pay him in sunken gold

    • @mkmasterthreesixfive
      @mkmasterthreesixfive 5 лет назад +27

      @@bakingsoda1145 Aye he did the lad. Got me guppies out of the locker he did.

    • @RexOrbis
      @RexOrbis 5 лет назад +16

      If someone charges 500/hr, I'm sorry for your "Karen took the kids" narrative but you definitely won that case.

    • @likira111
      @likira111 5 лет назад +3

      @@bakingsoda1145 "fish lawyer" Hello harvey alibastor

  • @kaleoariola
    @kaleoariola Год назад +27

    Hey I took Andrew and his wife fishing when they visited Kauai in 2017! Taught him how to catch fish with seaweed! Awesome to see him again and doing well.

  • @theboybrutus9894
    @theboybrutus9894 4 года назад +2235

    “The fish has a fishy smell”
    *I was born at a very young age*

    • @crespop7
      @crespop7 4 года назад +29

      When a blind man goes to the fish market, he thinks he’s surrounded by ladies

    • @SomeRandomPiggo
      @SomeRandomPiggo 4 года назад +28

      The floor appears to be made of floor

    • @pumkingamer3140
      @pumkingamer3140 4 года назад +11

      When I breathe, I live.

    • @supernt7852
      @supernt7852 4 года назад +5

      My iPad is made out of a screen and more

    • @graydoor7718
      @graydoor7718 4 года назад +5

      Food is made of food

  • @Anni-kb5gj
    @Anni-kb5gj 5 лет назад +4453

    Title : best way to kill a fish
    Video: warning will show a fish getting killed
    Lmao

    • @joshuaosullivan2761
      @joshuaosullivan2761 5 лет назад +170

      They don't want the their Liberal viewers to feel a like their safe place was violated.

    • @foxadee
      @foxadee 5 лет назад +16

      0:03 This is the part where he kills the fish.

    • @6loscar448
      @6loscar448 5 лет назад +32

      @@joshuaosullivan2761 nice grammar

    • @TechnicFlow
      @TechnicFlow 5 лет назад +19

      Instantly starts showing killing the fish before some people can even read the warning.

    • @jonyjonsy
      @jonyjonsy 5 лет назад +1

      That's vox for ya

  • @cooperkick2108
    @cooperkick2108 3 года назад +81

    I searched up "king of new York killing a fish" and this was the second video that RUclips gave me 😳

  • @sixtenpettersson3814
    @sixtenpettersson3814 4 года назад +6876

    Bruh ”spinal cord destruction” sounds like a move an anime villian would use

  • @888pil
    @888pil 5 лет назад +3193

    "when it's suffocating it's exercising" wow i feel like I'm suffocating when i exercise, who knew i was a fish

    • @anonmouse6337
      @anonmouse6337 5 лет назад +110

      You should try exercising with the ikejimi method next time.

    • @mubasshiramaryamkhan302
      @mubasshiramaryamkhan302 5 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DKuwu
      @DKuwu 5 лет назад

      @@anonmouse6337 lmao

    • @mustafa.bakes.
      @mustafa.bakes. 5 лет назад +9

      LOL
      Did you know that sleeping burns 100 calories, so guys I’m going to do my fav exercise 😂

    • @kayleefreiling14abv19
      @kayleefreiling14abv19 5 лет назад

      Lmao!! 😂😂💀

  • @creepersbeware
    @creepersbeware 5 лет назад +5878

    "the fish has a fishy smell"
    *100% of stair accidents happen on stairs*

    • @creepersbeware
      @creepersbeware 5 лет назад +30

      @@sageivu then thats a floor accident that happened on the stairs not a stair accident that happened on the stairs

    • @sageivu
      @sageivu 5 лет назад +9

      @@creepersbeware oop-

    • @whitehonda2874
      @whitehonda2874 5 лет назад +13

      vibe? hmm, yes, the floor accident happened on the stair

    • @soulcat7280
      @soulcat7280 5 лет назад +3

      @@sageivu *Its a JOKE*

    • @Reaper-3000
      @Reaper-3000 4 года назад +7

      The leading cause of death is dying studies say..

  • @JustinTimeForParties
    @JustinTimeForParties 2 года назад +12

    4:20
    I really like how she was honest with how she thought they tasted

  • @bluey_heeler
    @bluey_heeler 5 лет назад +36595

    I’m not inviting you to my birthday party

    • @alexwhitton1
      @alexwhitton1 5 лет назад +603

      But why not

    • @ezekiel1249
      @ezekiel1249 5 лет назад +1151

      I have a pet goldfish is that you Jimmy

    • @lixix1627
      @lixix1627 5 лет назад +277

      Goldfish sorry I didn’t mean to flush you down the toilet

    • @randomperson3051
      @randomperson3051 5 лет назад +118

      I have some fish food :(

    • @onionbowie3194
      @onionbowie3194 5 лет назад +102

      Now are you making threats?

  • @arisafari1855
    @arisafari1855 5 лет назад +2531

    Imagine Rotting
    This post was made by Ikejime gang

    • @andyrajendra3103
      @andyrajendra3103 5 лет назад +5

      Chrome Arome lmao

    • @fouilt
      @fouilt 5 лет назад +3

      Lmaoooooo

    • @wooga5107
      @wooga5107 5 лет назад +3

      Chrome Arome lmao, in my head I was just like sponsored by the ikejime gang

    • @amale2689
      @amale2689 5 лет назад +4

      Chrome Arome I remember that meme sadly it completely died

    • @kucingcalico
      @kucingcalico 5 лет назад +2

      lmao i loved those memes

  • @tgrgdv2621
    @tgrgdv2621 4 года назад +5752

    “The fish get that fishy aroma”
    Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

    • @BMarie774
      @BMarie774 4 года назад +118

      TGRGDv2 Most fish shouldn’t smell “fishy”. If they do, you shouldn’t eat them.

    • @BMarie774
      @BMarie774 4 года назад +18

      Clinical Depression Well of course the guts will. But yeah, I don’t really get that concept. If it wasn’t killed correctly and cooked rather quickly, it isn’t fresh. If it’s been in an ice box at all, it isn’t fresh. A fresh fish is one that’s been killed and cooked.

    • @tgrgdv2621
      @tgrgdv2621 4 года назад +12

      Brianna Gordy its for comedic purposes, of course fish shouldn’t smell fishy

    • @aniketmore8236
      @aniketmore8236 4 года назад +16

      together we can stop this!

    • @Ricky911_
      @Ricky911_ 4 года назад +8

      @@aniketmore8236 Please spread the word

  • @TDgg123
    @TDgg123 3 года назад +140

    As a medical student, I found this video being super helpful, not only for academic but also for cooking as well lololol

    • @Rinsuki
      @Rinsuki 3 года назад +2

      I need to stop watching crime shows lol. I mean I thought you were going to write for personal reasons too. I mean this looks brutal but I understand that it is better.

    • @jacewright6428
      @jacewright6428 2 года назад +2

      @@Rinsuki vegan seafood is better. We don't have to act like villians

    • @bluefusionx9455
      @bluefusionx9455 2 года назад +2

      @@jacewright6428 you do know plants feel pain too, right?

    • @jacewright6428
      @jacewright6428 2 года назад

      @@bluefusionx9455 I find the scientific debate on that interesting but the fact is it that animal pain is much more obvious and that animal products require killing more plants than vegan food. It I had the choice to hit a dog in a car or swerve to hit a flower patch,

    • @korosensei1325
      @korosensei1325 2 года назад +3

      @@jacewright6428 how is it villainous?

  • @steampunkhulk5559
    @steampunkhulk5559 5 лет назад +1748

    At 4A.M. in the morning this is *EXACTLY* what I wanted to learn

    • @BryceMarchetto
      @BryceMarchetto 5 лет назад +4

      Lol it’s 3:53 am right now, I’m not even joking! 😂

    • @randomnem922
      @randomnem922 5 лет назад

      11:11pm lmao

    • @RennieAsh
      @RennieAsh 5 лет назад +2

      4:14 lol

    • @hilmy2633
      @hilmy2633 5 лет назад

      So you're saying it can be 4AM in the evening as well?

    • @steampunkhulk5559
      @steampunkhulk5559 5 лет назад +1

      @@hilmy2633 I just wanted to see if anyone would notice or not

  • @s000sdas
    @s000sdas 5 лет назад +3096

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    The right way to kill a fish
    Recommended for you

  • @sudonim7552
    @sudonim7552 5 лет назад +3002

    "The right way to kill a fish"
    "Warning: this video contains footage of fish being killed"
    Yeah I sure hope it does

    • @binnillust
      @binnillust 5 лет назад +63

      Vegan's would file a lawsuit if it didn't have the warning

    • @borgresearcher
      @borgresearcher 5 лет назад +45

      you never know when the american dumbness can strike, better make the obvious even more obvious

    • @Karthik-kt24
      @Karthik-kt24 5 лет назад +3

      @@borgresearcher damn😂😂

    • @Tekeysix
      @Tekeysix 5 лет назад +2

      @@Karthik-kt24 sadly but true

    • @draconaisesin7785
      @draconaisesin7785 5 лет назад +1

      @@raykeller8097 'other nationalities' they only mentioned one country lmao

  • @mcdonaldsinheritances1597
    @mcdonaldsinheritances1597 3 года назад +13

    "at least i died professionally"

  • @LittleMissLeared
    @LittleMissLeared 5 лет назад +2620

    Finding Nemo: The Final Chapter

  • @theonetheonlyw5483
    @theonetheonlyw5483 5 лет назад +3382

    You did it wrong...
    1. Catch fish
    2. Bite off head
    3. Set head on pike and leave on shoreline.

    • @michelangelo1680
      @michelangelo1680 5 лет назад +112

      Nonono your supossed to start eating the fish whole

    • @mopping-1791
      @mopping-1791 5 лет назад +23

      Thank you god

    • @juancasanas4087
      @juancasanas4087 5 лет назад +15

      @Clout Sukker ha, cant stop laughing

    • @Ray-mw1fx
      @Ray-mw1fx 5 лет назад +77

      Okay. So I gathered all the information from all the replies, so basically.
      1. Catch it
      2. Bite off its head
      3. Put head on pike
      4. Crucify it on a cross until it bleeds out
      5. Eat it whole
      This must be done in public among plenty of people to increase the experience of fear.

    • @srsorrow1708
      @srsorrow1708 5 лет назад +4

      TheOneTheOnly W You barbarian

  • @andykubash4280
    @andykubash4280 5 лет назад +5317

    As a fisherman I actually appreciate this.

    • @alexsun3300
      @alexsun3300 5 лет назад +95

      yeah this is actually a huge tip!

    • @ms.rstake_1211
      @ms.rstake_1211 5 лет назад +8

      😊

    • @virtuaguyverify
      @virtuaguyverify 5 лет назад +68

      I'm not a fisherman but I really appreciate it too

    • @SeanShimamoto
      @SeanShimamoto 5 лет назад +5

      Andy Kubash Yup! I grew up fishing in Hawai’i.

    • @danielfitri97
      @danielfitri97 5 лет назад +46

      And i, as a commoner...wont mind spending a little more for fish like this

  • @proseding
    @proseding 3 года назад +82

    Anybody else just watched Joshua stomp on a fish?

    • @jojog2003
      @jojog2003 3 года назад +5

      yeah he made tuna salad

  • @mentalchillnesss
    @mentalchillnesss 5 лет назад +1632

    Death by suffocation or lobotomized, bled out and pick through the spine?
    Fish: Shark plz..

  • @hyppoh5294
    @hyppoh5294 4 года назад +3140

    “When it’s suffocating, it’s exercising”
    I guess I’m technically a gym trainer

    • @lovelykitty42
      @lovelykitty42 4 года назад +68

      Wow that’s got a lot of layers. I can’t even-

    • @nihiladest3492
      @nihiladest3492 4 года назад +8

      Unga Bunga

    • @insertname7596
      @insertname7596 4 года назад +18

      I see you are a man of culture

    • @yeejiahong7307
      @yeejiahong7307 4 года назад +10

      Hol up

    • @plausibillity2032
      @plausibillity2032 4 года назад +7

      I love how the intro is a warning of dead fish and a 2 seconds later it showed a clip of a fish getting stabbed in the head

  • @SalutExpla
    @SalutExpla 5 лет назад +4387

    Can't wait for this to become a series!
    "The right way to kill a ______"

  • @kojiyaw
    @kojiyaw 3 года назад +17

    "spinal cord destruction"
    I almost expected him to say "watch me do a fatality on this fish"

  • @trainzguy2472
    @trainzguy2472 5 лет назад +4831

    You missed the standard Chinese market method of "whack it on the head with a sawed-off baseball bat".
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes everyone!

    • @gustiandreansuryapratama2810
      @gustiandreansuryapratama2810 5 лет назад +153

      i mean that's the only humane way that matter

    • @lemon_png
      @lemon_png 5 лет назад +132

      When I catch small fish that I use for bait, I just slam them on a rock. It’s quick, painless, and since I won’t be eating them, anything else doesn’t matter.

    • @bin_binz2885
      @bin_binz2885 5 лет назад +23

      that's the way i mostly see in the market in our country

    • @covers1226
      @covers1226 5 лет назад +21

      Dab I’m going to be that one 8 year old
      YOUR ABUSING IT, YOU SHOULDNT HAVE KILLED IT
      but tho that is terrifying

    • @shuriken2505
      @shuriken2505 5 лет назад +3

      then use a over extended box cutter to slice it up.

  • @jjandrooney
    @jjandrooney 5 лет назад +2084

    is that guy wearing a rolex to cut up a fish?! damnnn

    • @Inflake
      @Inflake 5 лет назад +100

      QQJason i can’t even bring myself to wear a $50 shirt for fishing

    • @ab-zb8wr
      @ab-zb8wr 5 лет назад +172

      And he’s also using a $700 knife

    • @johnromanoski6418
      @johnromanoski6418 5 лет назад +95

      He is an attorney

    • @yosefherrera721
      @yosefherrera721 5 лет назад +43

      The rolex is made to go into the water

    • @Phrancis5
      @Phrancis5 5 лет назад +24

      They said he was a lawyer, so this probably just a side hobby he's passionate about.

  • @skrillah6259
    @skrillah6259 5 лет назад +920

    You can also grab it by it's tail then slam it with the might of zeus into the floor

    • @baimhakani
      @baimhakani 5 лет назад +92

      Or, y'know,
      Bash the absolute soul out of its skull with a literal concrete pole to the point of no remain of head are attached.
      But hey I'm no expert either.

    • @xnotz1930
      @xnotz1930 5 лет назад +37

      No, drown it in water

    • @dark6.6E-34
      @dark6.6E-34 5 лет назад +22

      @@xnotz1930 fish can actually drown

    • @Malik-td2ft
      @Malik-td2ft 5 лет назад +4

      @@dark6.6E-34 in water

    • @dark6.6E-34
      @dark6.6E-34 5 лет назад +2

      @@Malik-td2ft yess

  • @derrybeausang9276
    @derrybeausang9276 3 года назад +1

    That one fish at 1:23 : I’m alive but I’m dead

  • @FastNCurious88
    @FastNCurious88 5 лет назад +2406

    I love how affectionate and tender and gentle he was with the fish. He treated it with due respect. I value that. I appreciated that.

    • @bigbalticbox
      @bigbalticbox 4 года назад +13

      Welcome to Nihongo

    • @anonanonn896
      @anonanonn896 4 года назад +169

      no hes very mean, he didn't give the fish a gentle kiss to the gills which my mom does

    • @glowner7878
      @glowner7878 4 года назад +49

      @@anonanonn896 your mom kisses fish?

    • @mr.ach.2420
      @mr.ach.2420 4 года назад +5

      Nah man the fish suffering, just hit it with a blunt object real hard to the head or cut the head immediately, simple and fast

    • @anonanonn896
      @anonanonn896 4 года назад +14

      Glowner yes, why not

  • @kurt.rheinheimer4324
    @kurt.rheinheimer4324 5 лет назад +825

    Some people: omg no dont kill that fish
    Home depot bucket: Let's DO this

    • @nathaniel1069
      @nathaniel1069 5 лет назад +6

      🤣 when you dont have the budget and you just throw the fish in

    • @zacktoor1591
      @zacktoor1591 5 лет назад +4

      Home Depot don't play.

    • @sporksto4372
      @sporksto4372 5 лет назад +2

      Thank god for favoring me by not creating as a fish. Gee-whiz!

    • @anonymousbiscuit5799
      @anonymousbiscuit5799 5 лет назад +2

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @Xeonerable
      @Xeonerable 5 лет назад +2

      Probably the best of this style of comment that I've seen this week.

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 лет назад +2044

    *Fish:* Give me a quick death...please
    *Humans:* _throws fish in an ice bucket_
    *Fish:* Let me out! _LET ME OOUUUUUTTTT!!_

    • @yin6287
      @yin6287 5 лет назад +18

      Yep its always like that

    • @skurjh4h475
      @skurjh4h475 5 лет назад +36

      It's like eric andre but instead he wants to get out this time

    • @paulanderegg5536
      @paulanderegg5536 5 лет назад +6

      Sorry fishy, you are the control group...

    • @3ctjhseolere
      @3ctjhseolere 5 лет назад +5

      If it's still alive, it's gonna see itself cut to pieces of sashimi.

    • @smilefenn4813
      @smilefenn4813 5 лет назад +13

      Isn’t it strange how we’re able to take it all as a joke even when we know that if it happened to us it would hurt so much, not throwing shade, just strange
      Anyways humanity succs

  • @violent_mooshroom9255
    @violent_mooshroom9255 4 года назад +3

    2:01
    My brain: HAMILTON

  • @sincotrodium7385
    @sincotrodium7385 4 года назад +4502

    Imagine hanging out with the boys then getting removed from the water then having a spike go through your head.

    • @zegolem3607
      @zegolem3607 4 года назад +60

      Fush:Demn that escalated

    • @giulio_g_
      @giulio_g_ 4 года назад +179

      Better then suffocating

    • @narendeeps143
      @narendeeps143 4 года назад +90

      Imagine if you were one of the boys still in the water

    • @thomascariola1611
      @thomascariola1611 4 года назад +76

      Lobotomy at mental hospitals in the 60

    • @joshhx4292
      @joshhx4292 4 года назад +35

      everyone at the pool: *surprised pikachu face*

  • @voisart
    @voisart 5 лет назад +1698

    Vegan: You can't eat fish because they feel pain when you kill them.
    Ikejime practitioners: Hold my salad.

    • @nandinhocunha440
      @nandinhocunha440 5 лет назад +55

      Hold my sushi

    • @Corzappy
      @Corzappy 5 лет назад +10

      Fish don’t feel pain fellers.

    • @arisafari1855
      @arisafari1855 5 лет назад +16

      IG wait, I thought that shoving the spike into the brain prevents it from feeling pain and the point of messing up the spinal cord is done to prevent the lactic acid buildup.

    • @azrazelhananto
      @azrazelhananto 5 лет назад +8

      @@arisafari1855 it feels the initial pain and any pain after that if the brain isnt cut completely/broken instantly. i've experienced this with cows mostly, but cutting of the brain still has it feel the initial plunge of the spike to the brain. After that its just muscle spasms. I don't know how much my knowledge translates to ikejime though

    • @carsonj4031
      @carsonj4031 5 лет назад +8

      IG They literally point out in the video they don’t feel pain you might want to go and rewatch the video

  • @mrcodbattlefield
    @mrcodbattlefield 5 лет назад +1031

    so you are saying my mate Neil shouldn't have punched that fish to death whilst stuck in Swanage Harbour?

    • @kylejones7
      @kylejones7 5 лет назад +15

      Lol. Read "inbetween" the lines.

    • @mattjohnston2
      @mattjohnston2 5 лет назад +17

      Depends. Did the fish deserve it?

    • @alexjewell9674
      @alexjewell9674 5 лет назад +3

      Eynon Hammett oh neil

    • @S_raph1el
      @S_raph1el 5 лет назад +8

      It could've been a shark, Jay was worried.

    • @billy_boy4395
      @billy_boy4395 5 лет назад +2

      Eynon Hammett and they want me to believe that my mate Jamie shouldn’t have dropped it off a bridge until it stopped breathing (I only realised half way through typing this that yours is an inbetweeners story but mine is true)

  • @joeym5243
    @joeym5243 3 года назад +10

    "the fish smells fishy"
    "That man was about as tall as a 6'4" tree"

  • @floofyy_
    @floofyy_ 4 года назад +1556

    “Spinal cord destruction”
    Woah woah, don’t go full mortal kombat on me yet.

  • @brycecourtneymusic
    @brycecourtneymusic 5 лет назад +546

    Peta: eating fish is evil, and causes them to suffer
    Ikejime: hold my metal pith

    • @yfelwulf
      @yfelwulf 5 лет назад +24

      PETA people eating tasty animals

  • @castinwithcarter8922
    @castinwithcarter8922 5 лет назад +1043

    I’ve personally tested stuff like this with catfish and I can confirm that they aren’t lying at all

    • @raphaelbrock3276
      @raphaelbrock3276 5 лет назад +64

      someone with a legit comment. thank you

    • @mickel1470
      @mickel1470 5 лет назад +5

      Brother catfish was JUST what I was thinking about with this
      Thanks for the comment

    • @KFrost-fx7dt
      @KFrost-fx7dt 5 лет назад +4

      I want to try it on carp and bass to see if it makes them taste better. Probably does.

    • @zinho9169
      @zinho9169 5 лет назад +6

      @@KFrost-fx7dt You eat carp? I've heard some people say they're disgusting, but I've seen some videos where people say they're not really bad at all (just bony). How would you compare them to other fish?

    • @6_blocks_under
      @6_blocks_under 5 лет назад +15

      Catfish is so delicious... in Nigeria tho (where i come from) they do something similar but they shoot it with a gun in the face instead of a brain spike

  • @livingcorpse5664
    @livingcorpse5664 3 года назад +43

    Honestly wish one of my uncles knew this. The way he killed the fish he caught was pretty awful. All life feels pain except maybe viruses and it's up to debate if viruses are even alive or just random strands of DNA floating around.

    • @jacewright6428
      @jacewright6428 2 года назад +1

      Having a brain and nervous system is the main. Way we feel pain. Animals feel far more pain than plants if plants do really feel it which is why we should eat the latter. Animal products use more plants than vegan food.

    • @aika8127
      @aika8127 2 года назад

      @@jacewright6428 I’ll stick with my meat, thanks

    • @ryantogo8359
      @ryantogo8359 Год назад +4

      @@jacewright6428 animals feel pain for all of like a tenth of a second when you instantly destroy their brain

    • @averagejoe8358
      @averagejoe8358 Год назад

      It's definitely random DNA in a shell. When it gets into your body, it's purely chance that it attaches or enters another cell.

    • @emilysaul4002
      @emilysaul4002 7 месяцев назад

      Viruses aren’t considered to be alive. They don’t meet a few of the criteria for life.

  • @SSage2277
    @SSage2277 5 лет назад +742

    Fish: okay guys let’s exercise
    **jumps onto land**

  • @HylianKirbo
    @HylianKirbo 5 лет назад +1233

    Warning: this video contains a fish being killed.
    *Hmm, yes. The floor here is made of floor.*

  • @benhalsey7310
    @benhalsey7310 4 года назад +497

    “I am going to begin the spinal cord destruction”
    *THE* *_WHAT_*

  • @SirNooby_
    @SirNooby_ 2 года назад +2

    “The fish has a fishy smell”
    Ah yes, water is wet

  • @zvonimirpetrovcic693
    @zvonimirpetrovcic693 4 года назад +362

    This guy prepare fish with Rolex on his wrist. Man, when I clean fish I make sure it is in my backyard..

    • @Agustin01
      @Agustin01 4 года назад +1

      zvonimir petrovcic was about to say the same. 😂😂

    • @spacesnail1901
      @spacesnail1901 4 года назад +1

      Why would you put the fish outside?

    • @NoU-pf8fc
      @NoU-pf8fc 4 года назад

      Big facts

    • @simon6217
      @simon6217 4 года назад

      I was looking for this comment XD

    • @MrZanderLi
      @MrZanderLi 4 года назад

      Attorney monay

  • @σεα-ψ9ε
    @σεα-ψ9ε 5 лет назад +2256

    "this video contains footage of fish being killed"
    Wow, really?

    • @Djdjdjfnnff
      @Djdjdjfnnff 5 лет назад +10

      Ikr

    • @evilbadger34
      @evilbadger34 5 лет назад +132

      You would be surprised at how many people wouldn't expect it.

    • @AflacMan13
      @AflacMan13 5 лет назад +8

      Your user pic is hilariously appropriate for this comment. :-P

    • @niall798
      @niall798 5 лет назад

      People could think the title was a joke or something

    • @314ax
      @314ax 5 лет назад +1

      I know! Overprotective...

  • @tannerholmes1587
    @tannerholmes1587 5 лет назад +375

    *Sees man gasping for air and flopping around*
    Me: "Wow. Hes really devoted to fitness."

  • @lordfoog9506
    @lordfoog9506 5 лет назад +3040

    Everyone: talks about exercise
    Me:
    S P I N A L C O R D
    D E S T R U C T I O N

    • @conordwyer1553
      @conordwyer1553 5 лет назад +10

      Yoki TH is that an elbow destruction reference

    • @conordwyer1553
      @conordwyer1553 5 лет назад +1

      BETCH 36 wOoOoOo spooky

    • @goldiful9439
      @goldiful9439 5 лет назад +5

      Mortal kombat 11: Fish Edition

    • @NeoZ45
      @NeoZ45 5 лет назад

      SCD
      FROM WIKIPEDIA THE FREE ENCYCLOPEDIA

    • @nickshea9063
      @nickshea9063 5 лет назад +1

      Discombobulate

  • @サバトラ国民
    @サバトラ国民 4 года назад +11

    Japanese people eat tons of fish, but they don't eat it RAW if it is not killed with ikejime.
    In Japanese supermarket, raw fish is separated from broiling fish corner.

    • @rothsshvili5125
      @rothsshvili5125 4 года назад +1

      From my observation as a neighbouring Korean national, Japanese people seem to eat curry more often than sashimi (=raw fish) unless one lives in remote islands such as Ogasawara and Hachijo Jima. I was so relieved to find that during my visits to Tokyo for business and pleasure since I am a meat-loving person who has never been grandly fond of raw fish unlike the vast majority of my fellow Koreans. lol

    • @hshneo
      @hshneo 2 месяца назад

      Wrong. My japanese girlfriend take me, the "gaijin" boyfriend, to help her choose a fish for sashimi at the fish market. She now started to identify a few fish species by the look, not the label on the supermarket. Will take a few more decades for her to ask for fish dispatched with ikejime 😂

  • @rr.studios
    @rr.studios 4 года назад +4835

    "This fish smells _fishy_ "
    *Dying* is the number one cause of death.

    • @senatorcatotheelder7530
      @senatorcatotheelder7530 4 года назад +102

      All type of poison death are caused by poison.

    • @SubcribeMinecraftNOW
      @SubcribeMinecraftNOW 4 года назад +39

      Good one, I'm going to laugh now

    • @pineapple3555
      @pineapple3555 4 года назад +68

      100% of people were once babies

    • @rr.studios
      @rr.studios 4 года назад +29

      @@SubcribeMinecraftNOW Good sir, How was the laugh?

    • @user-dz2hj6jo5h
      @user-dz2hj6jo5h 4 года назад +3

      Symptom not cause but you get a like cos you funny

  • @julien1426
    @julien1426 5 лет назад +1048

    11:00-It is time for me to go to sleep.
    02:49-”The Right Way To Kill A Fish”

  • @Xavibbb4782
    @Xavibbb4782 5 лет назад +1481

    The most humane way to kill a fish is with an enchanted fishing rod

  • @BEAMO_YT
    @BEAMO_YT 3 года назад +3

    I LOOKED UP “King of New York” AND THIS CAME UP

  • @whatsup02
    @whatsup02 5 лет назад +714

    you should have given the fish to the vox producer in a "blinded" way so she doesn't know what she's eating

    • @iz723
      @iz723 5 лет назад +17

      It's not objective. Look when she tastes the 2 week ikejima, they immediately cut away.

    • @shangrammohammad8453
      @shangrammohammad8453 5 лет назад +20

      But.... but that would have made it harder to promote the ikejime method.... Since that was the purpose of the video 🙄
      They clearly where trying to prove a point and not intending to lose 😅

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc 5 лет назад +18

      Meh there’s very little agenda here, since it’s quite impossible to do this on a mass produced scale atm. however maybe if you can learn to do it for personal fishing it’d be great, besides taste is subjective regardless and they clearly showed that it lasts much longer without rotting.

    • @nothingtosee314
      @nothingtosee314 5 лет назад +2

      Welcome to Vox and pushing agendas.

  • @yeahcjay
    @yeahcjay 5 лет назад +886

    I was waiting for the fish to say “aeügh”

    • @Everett02
      @Everett02 5 лет назад +16

      I was thinking of that video 😂 They missed off the fact that you have to feed it a carrot.

    • @Sergio-fu7mv
      @Sergio-fu7mv 5 лет назад +3

      Sorry, I only speak American.

    • @woozy96
      @woozy96 5 лет назад

      o ma god

    • @CRZ_PL
      @CRZ_PL 5 лет назад

      i guy king HATE that’s sound. EUGH

    • @jay-nb6mf
      @jay-nb6mf 5 лет назад

      Hey CJ

  • @mattleinwand1517
    @mattleinwand1517 5 лет назад +623

    imagining an alien version of this with humans.... lol

    • @kepler6484
      @kepler6484 5 лет назад +8

      MATT LEINWAND probably gonna happen tbf

    • @changchen09
      @changchen09 5 лет назад +1

      Exactly! 😅😢

    • @cosmicdust7098
      @cosmicdust7098 5 лет назад +2

      😨

    • @withelisa
      @withelisa 5 лет назад +4

      I hope so

    • @ringoinah
      @ringoinah 5 лет назад +14

      Haha finally someone who’s brain works the same way mine does! Do you have add?

  • @deltadoobyd1621
    @deltadoobyd1621 4 года назад +1

    Vox: fish killing footage
    Also Vox: fish killed in the background

  • @NafedalbiFilms
    @NafedalbiFilms 4 года назад +1161

    “The fish smells fishy”
    *Hmm, yes the floor here is made of floor.*

    • @rem7434
      @rem7434 4 года назад +2

      Nafedalbi Films yo someone copied your comment

    • @chatter_bones1762
      @chatter_bones1762 4 года назад

      @@rem7434 bruh I was thinking to comment this when I saw other comments like this people can think the same thing

    • @rem7434
      @rem7434 4 года назад

      Chatter_ Bones i saw someone copied this WITH THE EXACT WORDS so thats copying that wouldnt be a coincidence

    • @ightsnm4434
      @ightsnm4434 4 года назад +1

      Really??? I thought at least 35% of knives were used in gun crimes.

    • @lovelykitty42
      @lovelykitty42 4 года назад

      Ight Snm, really I thought it was 74% at least

  • @CC-mr5xq
    @CC-mr5xq 5 лет назад +871

    I’d be too afraid that I’ll miss the brain and cause the fish more pain. I wish I could find a community class.

    • @art3mispants792
      @art3mispants792 5 лет назад +61

      I agree, fish has a small brain

    • @doodlebob-t1t
      @doodlebob-t1t 5 лет назад +85

      yeah ive been doing a similar method for a long time but i just do the first step and put it on ice but theres been times where ive missed several times and basically just tortured the poor thing

    • @CC-mr5xq
      @CC-mr5xq 5 лет назад +7

      @@doodlebob-t1t Can I just cut the head off right away?

    • @doodlebob-t1t
      @doodlebob-t1t 5 лет назад +37

      @@CC-mr5xq you can but your knife will get blunt very fast and it will be harder to fillet as theres nothing to grip onto

    • @CC-mr5xq
      @CC-mr5xq 5 лет назад +71

      @@doodlebob-t1t Maybe I should just run it over with my car...

  • @matthew1061
    @matthew1061 5 лет назад +2247

    My mans cutting fish with a Rolex on 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @mysticnlmb9873
    @mysticnlmb9873 3 года назад +6

    king of new york is taking notes rn

  • @sevenaries
    @sevenaries 4 года назад +416

    An attorney whose true passion is to teach people how to prepare fish. I rate it

  • @ZackieLovesSalad
    @ZackieLovesSalad 5 лет назад +532

    Man: _spikes fish's brain_
    Fish: :0

  • @eggbenedict5848
    @eggbenedict5848 4 года назад +6693

    Now do a human edition, my nephew is being a little annoying.

    • @yellowsubmachine5848
      @yellowsubmachine5848 4 года назад +667

      get ready for total spine destruction

    • @jackiejonesjefferson
      @jackiejonesjefferson 4 года назад +173

      @@yellowsubmachine5848 OML WHY DO I LAUGH AT THIS😭😭😭

    • @lenny1247
      @lenny1247 4 года назад +156

      Alright get the brain spike

    • @Ivan-uq8cc
      @Ivan-uq8cc 4 года назад +131

      Easy step 1 anastesia the less stress the more tender
      2. A quick easy snap
      3. Break the spinalcord
      4. Chop off the head or insert a Spike through the soft spot

    • @jackiejonesjefferson
      @jackiejonesjefferson 4 года назад +56

      @@Ivan-uq8cc 4. Dont forget for the total spine destruction

  • @drillndeckur8788
    @drillndeckur8788 4 года назад +23

    "The fish smells fishy"
    People were born on their birthday.

    • @mmhur
      @mmhur 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @icommandyew8221
    @icommandyew8221 4 года назад +1840

    “The fish smells fishy”
    *100% of gun incidents happen with a gun*

    • @21tryhard97
      @21tryhard97 4 года назад +5

      Omg

    • @angelgalaxy3352
      @angelgalaxy3352 4 года назад +3

      Im proud

    • @amanda.._..
      @amanda.._.. 4 года назад +9

      Wow I didn’t know!

    • @chinesenoodles8005
      @chinesenoodles8005 4 года назад +26

      She’s saying that it has strong fish smell, and the other one didn’t. Fish is not supposed to smell super fishy, it’s just what we are used to.

    • @xkaosxvpx8165
      @xkaosxvpx8165 4 года назад +7

      Every sixty seconds a minute passes in Africa.

  • @Drakid13Re3kt
    @Drakid13Re3kt 5 лет назад +1491

    If the answer isnt with a shotgun im afraid you are mistaken

    • @AJ-dx6bn
      @AJ-dx6bn 5 лет назад +10

      Aww man

    • @mrbub69
      @mrbub69 5 лет назад

      what about a principle making you mad. do you shoot up the school

    • @MisterMicrowaves
      @MisterMicrowaves 5 лет назад +4

      It isn’t called a Hunting Rifle for no reason.

    • @midgetman4206
      @midgetman4206 4 года назад +1

      Is a .50 bmg good enough?

    • @johoreanperson8396
      @johoreanperson8396 4 года назад +1

      I dont want lead in my food.

  • @misterminutes4504
    @misterminutes4504 4 года назад +2239

    Everyone should practice Ikejime. It's a respectful way of killing an other organism for giving us food to survive, ( it's respecting that they died so that we survive ) and it tastes good and rots slower.

    • @brrrruutramen1845
      @brrrruutramen1845 4 года назад +34

      i agree👍🏻👍🏻

    • @thefoolsfavorite
      @thefoolsfavorite 4 года назад +152

      Agreed. I think it's just cruel to let a fish suffocate like that.

    • @aaronmansoor
      @aaronmansoor 4 года назад +60

      We don’t need animals to survive so therefore we are killing fish unnecessarily. Definition of humane is to show compassion and benevolence, I wouldn’t say any kind of killing is done compassionately or with benevolence

    • @prithiviraj3070
      @prithiviraj3070 4 года назад +134

      @@aaronmansoor we need animal protein

    • @francisderi4891
      @francisderi4891 4 года назад +21

      @@prithiviraj3070 not sure that is true ngl

  • @slippery_james6
    @slippery_james6 6 месяцев назад +3

    Did he just give the fish a lobotomy?

  • @dash5879
    @dash5879 5 лет назад +680

    Vegans: _FISH DESERVE TO LIVE AS MUCH AS WE DO_
    Fish: *æüægh*

  • @njstudios3345
    @njstudios3345 4 года назад +5361

    “The fish have a fishy smell”
    *100% of deaths are caused by dying.*

    • @ddudduru9601
      @ddudduru9601 4 года назад +57

      NJ Studios oil is fatty

    • @lightkira8396
      @lightkira8396 4 года назад +129

      Salt is salty

    • @midnightstrove6784
      @midnightstrove6784 4 года назад +45

      And... you completely missed the point... or I completely missed the joke. If the former... then there is no joke to be had. If the latter... then it went over my own head.

    • @alsorittik2709
      @alsorittik2709 4 года назад +67

      Billie Eilish was born at a very young age.

    • @alchris8041
      @alchris8041 4 года назад +4

      🤦‍♂️

  • @milotheaxolotl4709
    @milotheaxolotl4709 4 года назад +3285

    I don't know why people find this gruesome, to me it's a very humane way to take a life from a living being, without making it suffer, very humane.

    • @simplymusic1163
      @simplymusic1163 4 года назад +3

      :>

    • @jordy65056
      @jordy65056 4 года назад +138

      Because you're taking a life away, even if it's not painful is a life

    • @jordy65056
      @jordy65056 4 года назад +49

      @Im Shur tell that to the millions of vegans in the world

    • @jordy65056
      @jordy65056 4 года назад +65

      @Im Shur plants dont have feelings and dont feel pain, if you knew science you would know that

    • @JamesTan0360
      @JamesTan0360 4 года назад +348

      @@jordy65056 In the 17th century, humans said that animals do not feel pain as they lack consciousness. Even up to the 1980s, researchers were not sure whether animals' felt pain. What makes you so sure that your view that plants do not feel pain is absolute and unquestionable?

  • @ebenbrowne6576
    @ebenbrowne6576 3 года назад +6

    Disclaimer: “no fish were harmed in the making of this film”