If Alastor was charged for his crimes

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  • Опубликовано: 10 окт 2024
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  • @supertrike5893
    @supertrike5893 6 месяцев назад +1497

    His attempted murder at Adam should count as self defense, since Adam planed on doing exactly the same thing

    • @toyingmadness9731
      @toyingmadness9731 6 месяцев назад +103

      A fight where both attempt murder is still attempted murder

    • @supleh5937
      @supleh5937 6 месяцев назад +57

      @@toyingmadness9731he’s trying to kill someone who’s committed genocide for centuries

    • @toyingmadness9731
      @toyingmadness9731 6 месяцев назад +16

      @@supleh5937 this changes nothing

    • @supleh5937
      @supleh5937 6 месяцев назад +37

      @@toyingmadness9731 Adam attacked first

    • @toyingmadness9731
      @toyingmadness9731 6 месяцев назад +12

      @@supleh5937 Actually, alastor is the one who BLEW and threatened first.

  • @crows_are_superior4464
    @crows_are_superior4464 6 месяцев назад +82

    Love how it jumps from “six months for assault” to “the death penalty for mass murder and terrorism” in like 2 seconds

  • @Fafnir-cw6ws
    @Fafnir-cw6ws 6 месяцев назад +121

    30 seconds in and him having 2 death sentences is so funny to me and idk why

    • @obnox1ous_3fe420
      @obnox1ous_3fe420 6 месяцев назад +4

      He is like four
      Edit:i mean the character of four from bfb

    • @supertrike5893
      @supertrike5893 6 месяцев назад +3

      After committing assault

  • @JanusOfTwoFaces
    @JanusOfTwoFaces 6 месяцев назад +90

    This is ignoring the serial killing on earth btw

    • @Maxclayton525
      @Maxclayton525 6 месяцев назад +5

      Oh yeah

    • @STR4WB3RRY_.SLVSH13
      @STR4WB3RRY_.SLVSH13 6 месяцев назад +3

      A cannibal as well

    • @thebees9368
      @thebees9368 4 месяца назад

      Which already happened given how he’s in hell so I think in this case the charges against him for crimes while alive wouldn’t be applied

  • @Norspeed_
    @Norspeed_ 6 месяцев назад +60

    Sexual assault from an AroAce is wild

    • @MaddieRedDrink
      @MaddieRedDrink 6 месяцев назад +2

      FRR

    • @Maria-tg2iv
      @Maria-tg2iv 6 месяцев назад +1

      Fr

    • @Evel7n
      @Evel7n 6 месяцев назад +1

      Fr.

    • @eloisaaranguiz6176
      @eloisaaranguiz6176 4 месяца назад +3

      Maybe it didn't have any sexual connotation for him, but it probably had did for vaggie and concent is about acknowledging and heeding how the other person feels about what you're doing to them

    • @Scarrrr2011
      @Scarrrr2011 2 месяца назад

      @@Norspeed_ FR

  • @WayneGlensky-vx5er
    @WayneGlensky-vx5er 6 месяцев назад +198

    The sa charge is soo ironic considering alastors asexual

  • @faegg.t_cricket14
    @faegg.t_cricket14 6 месяцев назад +52

    When his song was plsyed on the pilot, i DID NOT expect an ACE to slap a lesbian's ahh ☠👍

  • @moonshmallow_w
    @moonshmallow_w 6 месяцев назад +243

    But your honor, hes so silly

    • @peter_pcrker
      @peter_pcrker 6 месяцев назад +10

      YES YOUR HONOUR

    • @abdullatheef8854
      @abdullatheef8854 6 месяцев назад +13

      Judge: I thereby declare the suspect
      NOT GUILTY!

    • @peter_pcrker
      @peter_pcrker 6 месяцев назад +8

      *crowds cheers*bYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO LETS GO ALASTOR

    • @taelgii
      @taelgii 6 месяцев назад +7

      Your honor, he was just jokin you know

    • @D3M0N-SL
      @D3M0N-SL 6 месяцев назад +3

      Thank you,my dear

  • @fromthethirdplanet
    @fromthethirdplanet 6 месяцев назад +37

    I love how his penalty is higher than all of the Vees combined 😂

    • @coyolord8031
      @coyolord8031 6 месяцев назад +7

      Hey, he's higher on the social ladder than the Vees for a reason y'know.

  • @caspburger
    @caspburger 6 месяцев назад +49

    the fact that he's aroace and gets charged with sexual assault is so funny to me idk why 💀

  • @-_-5470
    @-_-5470 6 месяцев назад +16

    I think there should be a line between "self defence" and "brutally slaughtering your opponents who never posed any real threat to you for your own sadistic entertainment"

  • @Luistheartmaster
    @Luistheartmaster 6 месяцев назад +33

    Alastor reacting to this: “ well those cops aren’t going to keep me in for long “ :)

  • @Umbrakinesis207
    @Umbrakinesis207 6 месяцев назад +16

    The sir pentious encounter from episode 2, loan sharks from episode 5, and episode 8 in general were all in self defense

  • @yaboycaso
    @yaboycaso 6 месяцев назад +58

    The penal system:how tf are we supposed to off him two times

    • @AveryHammer
      @AveryHammer 6 месяцев назад +5

      Once while alive and then again while in hell

    • @yaboycaso
      @yaboycaso 6 месяцев назад +2

      @AveryHammer that's actually genius plus it'd send him to double hell which is implied to be a empty black pit

    • @AveryHammer
      @AveryHammer 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@yaboycaso where do we hear about double hell?

    • @yaboycaso
      @yaboycaso 6 месяцев назад +3

      @AveryHammer it isn't heard often but in the scene in the pilot where angel dust is in the limo with vaggie and Charlie he says something about double hell not much is known other then the fact it might exist

    • @AveryHammer
      @AveryHammer 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@yaboycaso oh ok

  • @IgKnighter
    @IgKnighter 5 месяцев назад +18

    “ because of his mental stability I find him not guilty.”

  • @SarurnTheSaturnGuy
    @SarurnTheSaturnGuy 6 месяцев назад +21

    DAMN alastor sentence is 47 years, 3 death, 15 life, gonna pay the $129,00 for doing 14 CRIMES DAMN

  • @Blue-dragonfire
    @Blue-dragonfire 5 месяцев назад +21

    Alastor the radio demon❌
    Alastor the war criminal✅

  • @rollingthunder1043
    @rollingthunder1043 6 месяцев назад +24

    OBJECTION!
    Those eleven counts of murdering the loan sharks and trying to kill Adam? Self defence (which includes defending others) and a legitimate act of war! Heaven declared war (in deed if not in word) on the Hazbin Hotel, and Alastor was a combatant in that conflict.
    ... Basically every other crime I agree with.

    • @Awesomest915
      @Awesomest915 6 месяцев назад +2

      Attacking the Sharks would be considered self-defense, since they attacked the Hotel, but Alastor attacking Adam would not be self-defense, as Alastor instigated the confrontation. The latter would be fair play under warfare standards, as you said, but I’m not sure the conflict was significant enough to count, especially since neither Sera nor Lucifer explicitly declared war; the Angels were doing a routine job and the Hotel staff were defending themselves. (And most of Hell by extension, but that’s not the point) Funnily enough, if we do follow warfare law in this scenario, Niffty would be the most guilty for killing a defenseless enemy.

    • @rollingthunder1043
      @rollingthunder1043 6 месяцев назад

      @@Awesomest915 You raise a good point, but was Adam really defenceless? He wasn't disarmed, although he had already taken quite a beating from Lucifer. And he sure as Hell (haha) wasn't trying to surrender. Though I do wonder what the Geneva convention says about shanking an enemy from behind.

    • @Awesomest915
      @Awesomest915 6 месяцев назад

      @@rollingthunder1043 True, Adam could’ve continued shooting his holy finger lasers at them, but his army was defeated, he was surrounded by enemy combatants, and he was injured. Adam was effectively defenseless, even if he tried to continue fighting.

    • @rollingthunder1043
      @rollingthunder1043 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Awesomest915 I'm actually genuinely curious whether the Geneva Conventions cover that scenario: Completely outnumbered and wounded. In that scenario, the WISE thing to do is surrender, at which point your enemies are bound to accept your surrender and treat you as a prisoner of war, but if you refuse to do the wise thing I'm pretty sure they're still allowed to finish you off?

    • @Awesomest915
      @Awesomest915 6 месяцев назад

      @@rollingthunder1043 I’m not sure, I’ll have to look that up later.

  • @TheRadioDemonAlastor0
    @TheRadioDemonAlastor0 6 месяцев назад +21

    bro needed a whole 3 mins and 59secs for his crimes to be listed

    • @Brownbag5028
      @Brownbag5028 5 месяцев назад

      … just say 4 minutes?

  • @pinkbelgianwaffle
    @pinkbelgianwaffle 6 месяцев назад +32

    he’s just a silly deer man tho 🥺

    • @TheThirdComing
      @TheThirdComing 6 месяцев назад

      simp -_-

    • @historygames0133
      @historygames0133 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@TheThirdComing the silly deer man is cannonically aro ace but you have to admit he's still kinda cute

    • @TheThirdComing
      @TheThirdComing 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@historygames0133 yeah.. :>

    • @ANG3LW1NGS20
      @ANG3LW1NGS20 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@historygames0133he's not cute he's hawt af 😭🤚

  • @runics8052
    @runics8052 5 месяцев назад +13

    I love how the first few crimes mentioned already racked up 2 death sentences

    • @dougkistowski
      @dougkistowski 5 месяцев назад +1

      Because he didn't commit a lot of crimes ngl

  • @Halilpasar
    @Halilpasar 6 месяцев назад +12

    „Your honour, if you are what you eat then my client is innocent“

  • @cuttle364
    @cuttle364 6 месяцев назад +17

    3:36 also shows potentially cannibalism adding another death penalty for first degree murder and intent man slaughter

  • @bian_neo-bhitheach
    @bian_neo-bhitheach 4 месяца назад +14

    “Ooooo he’s a bad boy 😏” Niffty

    • @oocxav
      @oocxav 4 месяца назад +2

      funny

  • @TechoDima
    @TechoDima 6 месяцев назад +21

    This thing should count as self defence because THEY LITERALLY TRIED TO DESTROY THE BUILDING WITH HIM 3:36

  • @CINNALEMONZDTS
    @CINNALEMONZDTS 6 месяцев назад +21

    80 missed calls from cannibalism

    • @GlowingAurora
      @GlowingAurora 6 месяцев назад +2

      Cannibalism itself ist a crime actually,but the process to get human meat is

  • @Mr.Brothybear
    @Mr.Brothybear 6 месяцев назад +18

    This video has seemingly attracted Numerous people with Alastor Pictures

    • @Umbrakinesis207
      @Umbrakinesis207 6 месяцев назад +2

      Who would have known the video about alastor would garner alastor fans

  • @waveround
    @waveround 6 месяцев назад +30

    you forgot cannibalism 💀🗿💀🗿💀

    • @hdk-gamer2829
      @hdk-gamer2829 6 месяцев назад +3

      Cannibalism isn’t a crime it’s getting the meat that is

  • @H3llAn6el
    @H3llAn6el 6 месяцев назад +22

    He ain't going to jail since he's in hell already

  • @allthesemfs666
    @allthesemfs666 6 месяцев назад +20

    but your honour hes a cutie patootie

  • @arislekabile
    @arislekabile 6 месяцев назад +27

    OBJECTION 3:15
    This charge needs to be modified, as it would likely count as a death threat and a charge for intimidation should be added since Husk was more horrified than he ever was.

  • @Shiroi_Okami_44
    @Shiroi_Okami_44 6 месяцев назад +32

    OBJECTION!
    Last 2 were self defense, As the 1st one they were destroying "His" hotel, the 2nd one was because Adam wanted to exterminate Him

  • @Demitrisplayground
    @Demitrisplayground 6 месяцев назад +14

    The second time he beat the snake man, it was also self defence, as the eggs have blind loyalty to their master who wanted to kill Alastor.

    • @Demitrisplayground
      @Demitrisplayground 6 месяцев назад +4

      Also the loan sharks attacked him, but he ate their bodies making it 11 charges of cannibalism, instead of murder.

  • @Mydumahh
    @Mydumahh 6 месяцев назад +13

    Your Honor He is just a silly lil guy

  • @coyolord8031
    @coyolord8031 6 месяцев назад +16

    adam attacked first by insulting alastor and destroying alastor's shield that wasn't even attacking adam. every time alastor has fought sir pentious was in self-defense, sir pentious always shoots first. and the thing with lone sharks is that they threatened to bring down THE ENTIRE HOTEL with a battering ram before alastor eventually stepped in, so that was also technically in self-defense.

  • @moeheil8839
    @moeheil8839 6 месяцев назад +31

    But your honor, he's already dead

    • @DizzyMiraRblx
      @DizzyMiraRblx 6 месяцев назад

      He's sentenced to death by angelic weapons

  • @crimsonknight7011
    @crimsonknight7011 6 месяцев назад +10

    To be fair, with Adam its self defense since Adam was actively trying to kill them all.

  • @octosquid48
    @octosquid48 6 месяцев назад +16

    It's been obvious from the start that he's perfectly unable to be redeemed

    • @maxwellmegagamer8535
      @maxwellmegagamer8535 6 месяцев назад +2

      that would imply that he even wanted to be redeemed at all, which the pilot makes clear he didn’t, he just joined the crew for the funny

    • @octosquid48
      @octosquid48 6 месяцев назад

      @@maxwellmegagamer8535 I'm aware of that

  • @olliemunday6196
    @olliemunday6196 6 месяцев назад +28

    so strangling sir pentious is self defense but attacking someone trying to murder everyone he cares about isnt?

    • @my.melody.gamingg
      @my.melody.gamingg 3 месяца назад

      bro everyone he cares about?? he couldnt care about them less he wanted to leave them all to die during the extermination what show did you watch? bro WHAT HE DESTROYED THE HOTEL he was so happy the loan sharks came cause he finally had a cover up for his slaughters be so fr. Most of his murders and tortures were as we saw of regular weak and defenceless sinners simply for his own pleasure that was the major point of his video god damn it learn context and actually watch the video. The major part was him killing innocent people for fun which we see on screen all the time. He wasnt defending anybody lucifer pointed out why that wasnt for the hotel and wasnt defending and he literally hates mimzy and the sharks did not attack him that was NOT SELF DEFENCE. and no adam was just going on the roof alastor approached him and started attacking not vice versa if anything adam was the one in self defence. There werent no angels he was attacking him not vice versa. 90% of the people in the show that we saw him killing were innocent weak and defenceless people he tortured for his own pleasure. what show are you watching?? u good? it was all shown in this vid and more in the show THE WHOLE POINT WAS THAT NONE OF IT WAS STARTED BY HIS VICTIMS BUT HIM THEY DIDNT DO ANYTHING.

    • @my.melody.gamingg
      @my.melody.gamingg 3 месяца назад

      “Cares about” bro bffr he was watching them get k1lled with happiness furing the entire fight doing NOTHING that wasn’t self defence that was him fighting for his ego BE SO FR

  • @Froggybeans
    @Froggybeans 6 месяцев назад +14

    1:15 Lol I was about to say “That’s self defence so it doesn’t count” until I realised it was a joke

  • @XingjieZhang
    @XingjieZhang 6 месяцев назад +37

    My client Alastor is innocent as Adam attacked them first so he was in self defence not 1 degree murder youre honour

    • @SALskem
      @SALskem 6 месяцев назад

      Your* sorry had to

    • @HVsK3rDVsT
      @HVsK3rDVsT 6 месяцев назад

      What about all the other crimes 😃🫵

    • @nametheocmaker
      @nametheocmaker 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@HVsK3rDVsThe did an oopsie

    • @MoonlightDevilsmoon
      @MoonlightDevilsmoon 5 месяцев назад +1

      And, your honor, he was protecting the hotel. They started destroying it so he was protecting. Self defense

    • @PaytonWilfong
      @PaytonWilfong 5 месяцев назад

      @@HVsK3rDVsT 3:18 this was self defense

  • @AuroraGorman
    @AuroraGorman 6 месяцев назад +37

    You forgot cann1bal1sm

    • @ImNotBothered
      @ImNotBothered 6 месяцев назад +4

      exactly

    • @starr594
      @starr594 5 месяцев назад

      I don't think eating a deer is a crime

    • @AuroraGorman
      @AuroraGorman 5 месяцев назад

      @@starr594 he is a deer

    • @starr594
      @starr594 5 месяцев назад

      @@AuroraGorman oh yeah

    • @Terr1ble_C0medy_K1ng
      @Terr1ble_C0medy_K1ng 5 месяцев назад

      And even then, the only illegal thing in cannibalism is how you get the meat.

  • @denfilin7159
    @denfilin7159 4 месяца назад +11

    *kicks open the jail gate and respectfully drags alastor by his slay ahh hair out of prison before nuking the jail*

  • @Alfy-kl5vr
    @Alfy-kl5vr 6 месяцев назад +20

    Your Honour, the loan sharks had attacked first, & Adam has a history of genocide & came to add to this history. Therefore, self defense can be argued

    • @HVsK3rDVsT
      @HVsK3rDVsT 6 месяцев назад +1

      What about the rest of da crimes 😃🫵

    • @isaacnelson4503
      @isaacnelson4503 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@HVsK3rDVsT snake attacked first each time even if excessive force was used, you can’t charge someone again but differently for the exact same crime just because it was mentioned again later( 0:18 and ~2:36 ).

  • @Nah_Id_commit_arson
    @Nah_Id_commit_arson 6 месяцев назад +14

    i feel like the mass murder times 11 should’ve been self-defense since he was protecting his hotel

    • @my.melody.gamingg
      @my.melody.gamingg 3 месяца назад

      bro WHAT HE DESTROYED THE HOTEL he was so happy the loan sharks came cause he finally had a cover up for his slaughters be so fr. Most of his murders and tortures were as we saw of regular weak and defenceless sinners simply for his own pleasure that was the major point of his video god damn it learn context and actually watch the video. The major part was him killing innocent people for fun which we see on screen all the time. He wasnt defending anybody lucifer pointed out why that wasnt for the hotel and wasnt defending and he literally hates mimzy and the sharks did not attack him that was NOT SELF DEFENCE. and no adam was just going on the roof alastor approached him and started attacking not vice versa if anything adam was the one in self defence. There werent no angels he was attacking him not vice versa. 90% of the people in the show that we saw him killing were innocent weak and defenceless people he tortured for his own pleasure. what show are you watching?? u good? it was all shown in this vid and more in the show THE WHOLE POINT WAS THAT NONE OF IT WAS STARTED BY HIS VICTIMS BUT HIM THEY DIDNT DO ANYTHING.
      He wasnt protecting that was the whole damn point

    • @Nah_Id_commit_arson
      @Nah_Id_commit_arson 3 месяца назад

      @@my.melody.gamingg dawg calm down jeez it’s just a youtube video I get it jeez

    • @my.melody.gamingg
      @my.melody.gamingg 3 месяца назад

      @@Nah_Id_commit_arson that you got absolutely wrong

  • @thewritingmechanic
    @thewritingmechanic 6 месяцев назад +11

    Hell would be the perfect sentence except that he mostly enjoys being there.

  • @Sorrow653
    @Sorrow653 5 месяцев назад +9

    He’ll charm his way out.
    It’d work on me-

  • @steppedmarlin8709
    @steppedmarlin8709 6 месяцев назад +13

    Sexual assault was not one I expected from Alastor 💀

  • @Alastor3811
    @Alastor3811 4 месяца назад +20

    *cutely bails alastor out of jail*

    • @MusicObsessedOrion
      @MusicObsessedOrion 4 месяца назад +1

      REAL THIS MAN SO DAMN FINE AND THERES NO ARGUING AB IT

    • @snohiyy
      @snohiyy 4 месяца назад +1

      @@MusicObsessedOrion The dude murdered so many people.

  • @Crescendobro
    @Crescendobro 5 месяцев назад +17

    Isn’t cannibalism a separate charge from murder? And he ate some of the loan sharks

    • @TheIndigoSystem
      @TheIndigoSystem 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah usually, as well as indecent behaviour with a corpse or however they phrase it mutilation of a corpse

  • @TheGreatAlastor_
    @TheGreatAlastor_ 6 месяцев назад +22

    good thing there are no law enforcement in hell hahahhaha

    • @mcsteveyesh
      @mcsteveyesh 6 месяцев назад

      nuh uh

    • @kyletheshiteater
      @kyletheshiteater 6 месяцев назад +4

      remember that time mox was imprisoned for robbing a bank? they aren’t letting you go so fast, al.

    • @TheGreatAlastor_
      @TheGreatAlastor_ 6 месяцев назад +2

      Shit

  • @AceClowner
    @AceClowner 6 месяцев назад +8

    That is also the only things we have seen in the show. They revealed he had committed murder and such crimes while still human.

  • @StellaEdits1
    @StellaEdits1 6 месяцев назад +31

    Uhm he also ate people.. CANNABLISM

    • @DaniGacha2011
      @DaniGacha2011 6 месяцев назад +4

      REAL

    • @P.h.o.n.e..G.u.y.1
      @P.h.o.n.e..G.u.y.1 6 месяцев назад

      Shhhh don’t tell anyone

    • @GiygasNightmare
      @GiygasNightmare 6 месяцев назад

      @@P.h.o.n.e..G.u.y.1atleast you arent as bad as vaggie. that girl would swiss cheese people into a steak if she stepped on a thumbtack as a prank

    • @P.h.o.n.e..G.u.y.1
      @P.h.o.n.e..G.u.y.1 6 месяцев назад

      @@GiygasNightmare so true

  • @KakisLikesTakis
    @KakisLikesTakis 6 месяцев назад +8

    I like how people are tryna defend him 😭😭 dude is set to be an antagonist from the beginning

    • @isaacnelson4503
      @isaacnelson4503 6 месяцев назад +1

      Well he is a psychopathic freak, but some of these are not completely right. Counted the actions against the overlords 2 times and the snake attacked him first each time and if we think if tentacle manipulation like guns he would just be mag dumping, works the same with the loan sharks so it would be extremely excessive force. Adam is attempting a genicide and was the first to start so it would be self defense with no consequences because he was being attacked along with people he was defending.

    • @isaacnelson4503
      @isaacnelson4503 6 месяцев назад +1

      But very much bad guy.

  • @XpooffithepandaX
    @XpooffithepandaX 6 месяцев назад +10

    the last sentence is...
    ACTUALLY BE KIND TO SIR PENTIOUS

  • @mostlyimpulsive3462
    @mostlyimpulsive3462 6 месяцев назад +18

    How did you forget the CANNIBALISM? 😭

  • @AveryHammer
    @AveryHammer 6 месяцев назад +31

    And he was a murderer while he was alive

  • @justanangryduck
    @justanangryduck 6 месяцев назад +8

    One could argue that the false imprisonment charge was undeserved considering they made a deal with their own free will knowing what was to come

  • @BurgerCreeper_
    @BurgerCreeper_ 6 месяцев назад +8

    Sir pencious trying to attack alsstor and then failing in the first few episodes is like team rocket annoying ash but then being sent to the shadow dimension.

  • @ryleymiller2940
    @ryleymiller2940 5 месяцев назад +12

    a few things.
    The people he has control over willingly sold their souls to him. Hence, it'd be similar to voluntary slavery like with the minions.
    and Alastor going full radio demon mode on the loan sharks could be released as well as the loan sharks intended to bring harm to/kill him and others around him and were an active threat

    • @my.melody.gamingg
      @my.melody.gamingg 3 месяца назад

      then say the same about valentino angel also sold his soul willingly. Its still the damn same HE DESTROYED THE HOTEL he was so happy the loan sharks came cause he finally had a cover up for his slaughters be so fr. Most of his murders and tortures were as we saw of regular weak and defenceless sinners simply for his own pleasure that was the major point of his video god damn it learn context and actually watch the video. The major part was him killing innocent people for fun which we see on screen all the time. He wasnt defending anybody lucifer pointed out why that wasnt for the hotel and wasnt defending and he literally hates mimzy and the sharks did not attack him that was NOT SELF DEFENCE

  • @shilasarkar6003
    @shilasarkar6003 5 месяцев назад +12

    Alastor on his way commiting even more hinious crimes because he is disappointed with his sentence:🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

  • @Mooniewoonie-ru6su
    @Mooniewoonie-ru6su 6 месяцев назад +15

    Did you forget cannibalism 💀💀💀

    • @noname-ji1db
      @noname-ji1db 4 месяца назад

      Cannibalism isn't illegal.

  • @TheRadioDemon...Alastor-
    @TheRadioDemon...Alastor- 6 месяцев назад +10

    You'll never catch me you mortals

  • @Bluestfire
    @Bluestfire 6 месяцев назад +16

    1:25 don’t forget vandalism too as he broke whatever the fuck bro was in

  • @MagolorFromKirbysreturntodream
    @MagolorFromKirbysreturntodream 6 месяцев назад +6

    Forgot how he’s disturbing the peace with his screaming based broadcasts. That’s a serious crime!

  • @GCoimbra40
    @GCoimbra40 4 месяца назад +10

    Well, lets not forget that while alive, alastor was also a serial killer

  • @Alastorownsmysoulnow
    @Alastorownsmysoulnow 6 месяцев назад +12

    But your honor he did it for royalty aka Charlie

    • @my.melody.gamingg
      @my.melody.gamingg 3 месяца назад

      no he didnt?? since when did he kill innocents for charlie?

  • @Kosmixs
    @Kosmixs 5 месяцев назад +26

    We gonna talk about how the aroace was charged with s.a?

    • @Angrycat-pg5iv
      @Angrycat-pg5iv 5 месяцев назад +1

      and plus it wasn't sexaul assault he hit her ass just to piss her off

    • @maddiekits
      @maddiekits 4 месяца назад

      Don't have to enjoy it to commit the crime lmao

    • @my.melody.gamingg
      @my.melody.gamingg 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Angrycat-pg5iv piss her off with SA he took advantage of her fear of men to assault her. If somebody slapped ur behind on the streets you would consider it SA BECAUSE IT IS sexual assault no matter the reasoning he did it to hurt her thats the whole point

    • @my.melody.gamingg
      @my.melody.gamingg 3 месяца назад

      because he literally comitted it?

    • @Angrycat-pg5iv
      @Angrycat-pg5iv 3 месяца назад

      @@my.melody.gamingg jeez no need to lash out at me

  • @franciscoguerineau9822
    @franciscoguerineau9822 6 месяцев назад +14

    3:50
    "hoho. Im on a row😅"

  • @AliceeALI
    @AliceeALI 4 месяца назад +18

    Surprise, cannibalism isn’t here

  • @Bluestone239
    @Bluestone239 5 месяцев назад +12

    Free my man Alastor he did nothing wrong

  • @Artemis_the_gremlin64
    @Artemis_the_gremlin64 4 месяца назад +8

    My dad when he finds out intimidation is a crime: 😥😥😰

  • @synschoolinyounoobsakathemaske
    @synschoolinyounoobsakathemaske 6 месяцев назад +6

    Add Deformational of character, Gambling, Cannibalism and Blackmail. The gunshots adds a nice touch to it 👌🏽

  • @Yuki_hazbinhotelfan
    @Yuki_hazbinhotelfan 6 месяцев назад +9

    He is powerful becauss he is "the radio demon" if he was here well say goodbye tk all of us he is also a cannibal

  • @mysterious_warlord
    @mysterious_warlord 6 месяцев назад +9

    Alastor however could be held accountable for snuff filming technically since even though its broadcasted through radio its still broadcasted torture and or murder

  • @Candjstudios2024
    @Candjstudios2024 6 месяцев назад +17

    One, the last one in self-defense, you also missed his other crimes such as cannibalism and literally being a serial killer when he was alive.

    • @XpooffithepandaX
      @XpooffithepandaX 6 месяцев назад

      He's already in hell anyway

    • @Candjstudios2024
      @Candjstudios2024 6 месяцев назад

      @@XpooffithepandaX what about the cannibalism that happened in hell?

    • @Quevarafake_
      @Quevarafake_ 6 месяцев назад

      @@Candjstudios2024 cannibalism is not a crime by itself, the way you get the meat is the crime

    • @Quevarafake_
      @Quevarafake_ 6 месяцев назад

      and self defense must be in the same level, what he did was not in the same level, example: if someones shot at you, you can shot back only one time, if u kill that person thats not the same level

    • @my.melody.gamingg
      @my.melody.gamingg 3 месяца назад

      No it is not

  • @spherical938
    @spherical938 6 месяцев назад +9

    make sure you dont snap a twig or his deer instincts finna make him run faster than the speed of light

  • @psychonaut175
    @psychonaut175 6 месяцев назад +10

    But your honor, he's already dead.

  • @nightowl6055
    @nightowl6055 6 месяцев назад +4

    You could argue that the first Sir Pentious attack wouldn't be considered self defense since he used more force than necessary to protect himself and the hotel.

  • @orionofrealms5997
    @orionofrealms5997 6 месяцев назад +13

    I mean… he was literally a serial killer when he was alive…

  • @BloomingEclipse
    @BloomingEclipse 3 месяца назад +7

    Alastor better have a godlike-lawyer

  • @thesillyfurby
    @thesillyfurby 4 месяца назад +10

    I love how an aroace person is charged with sa

  • @elicradic5487
    @elicradic5487 6 месяцев назад +11

    Ok, now to actually imprison him…

  • @apersondiaz9431
    @apersondiaz9431 6 месяцев назад +21

    I CAN'T BELIEVE ALASTOR DID THIS 😭 0:37

    • @CaproVinos
      @CaproVinos 6 месяцев назад +3

      His old self was WAY MORE evil probably

  • @paintbrushyii
    @paintbrushyii 6 месяцев назад +6

    About Sir Pentious attacking the hazbin hotel, maybe it can be considered Attempted mass murder, cuz the eggs were there too, and we can't blame them cuz they'll just do what their master asks

  • @Superanthony8Official
    @Superanthony8Official 6 месяцев назад +8

    2 years for intimidating is crazy

  • @Averagequiter
    @Averagequiter 5 месяцев назад +27

    1:44: being sexy: 10 years

  • @UK_Drill118
    @UK_Drill118 6 месяцев назад +10

    The second one of sir pentious attacking is still his own fault, sir pentious knew the penalty and still went for the attack anyways so it was self defense again

    • @my.melody.gamingg
      @my.melody.gamingg 3 месяца назад

      No it wasn’t… blud be so fr learn what self defence means

    • @UK_Drill118
      @UK_Drill118 3 месяца назад

      @@my.melody.gamingg self defense is protecting urself Sherlock so alastor was defending himself and others from sir pentious but I doubt he’s barely a threat to alastor

  • @Nameless...blank...
    @Nameless...blank... 6 месяцев назад +9

    Pretty sure Alastair would have an entire life sentence no death row he’s just stuck in prison to rot

    • @noonenowhere5318
      @noonenowhere5318 6 месяцев назад

      given the state of prisons that arguably a much wors punishment

  • @This-is-a-commentt
    @This-is-a-commentt 6 месяцев назад +6

    He was charged for his crimes, it’s called hell

  • @Zolos-ql1ep
    @Zolos-ql1ep 6 месяцев назад +10

    You forgot the angels he killed with his magic

  • @GreenSonic4975
    @GreenSonic4975 6 месяцев назад +10

    i noticed that 0:53 and 3:18 are the same song that plays when Alastor uses his powers

  • @Hellversehead666
    @Hellversehead666 2 месяца назад +9

    Cannibalism
    Battery
    Also Adam was trying to kill them so the last one was self defence

  • @elicradic5487
    @elicradic5487 6 месяцев назад +6

    Nothing is illegal in hell so he gets off scot free, not that any prison could hold him.

  • @T0tallyNotAl3x
    @T0tallyNotAl3x 6 месяцев назад +18

    And im still out here simping 💀

    • @dymetriuschigos3888
      @dymetriuschigos3888 6 месяцев назад

      Hes aroace! 😊

    • @T0tallyNotAl3x
      @T0tallyNotAl3x 6 месяцев назад

      @@dymetriuschigos3888 yeah but hear me out...

    • @ANG3LW1NGS20
      @ANG3LW1NGS20 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@dymetriuschigos3888Hun,aroace ppl can date👍

    • @jean-claudelepingouin2716
      @jean-claudelepingouin2716 5 месяцев назад

      I know many people in your case but I personnaly just simping on lucifer

  • @no-m8
    @no-m8 6 месяцев назад +20

    And cannibalism

    • @ArtsyWasHereYT
      @ArtsyWasHereYT 6 месяцев назад

      There is no specific law agaisnt cannibalisim. But there are laws that make it illegal to get the meat

  • @craftingtales2790
    @craftingtales2790 5 месяцев назад +12

    COME ON! Trying to kill Adam is something he CANNOT be charged for! Adam and the angels were trying kill him! It was self-defense, and NOT exaggerated like when he was “protecting the hotel” and Charlie lost faith in her dad.

    • @my.melody.gamingg
      @my.melody.gamingg 3 месяца назад

      HE DESTROYED THE HOTEL he was so happy the loan sharks came cause he finally had a cover up for his slaughters be so fr. Most of his murders and tortures were as we saw of regular weak and defenceless sinners simply for his own pleasure that was the major point of his video god damn it learn context and actually watch the video. The major part was him killing innocent people for fun which we see on screen all the time. He wasnt defending anybody lucifer pointed out why that wasnt for the hotel and wasnt defending and he literally hates mimzy and the sharks did not attack him that was NOT SELF DEFENCE. and no adam was just going on the roof alastor approached him and started attacking not vice versa if anything adam was the one in self defence. There werent no angels he was attacking him not vice versa

  • @venomgaming7014
    @venomgaming7014 6 месяцев назад +10

    Regarding Alastor’s whole “broadcasting overlords being tortured” bit, that’d also count as snuff filming. Don’t know the sentence for it. I’d say…10 years? And since it was twice…20 years for snuff filming I guess.

    • @Mr-clean0-v7h
      @Mr-clean0-v7h  6 месяцев назад +4

      Dude it’s not snuff filming if it was pornographic it would be but no he’s just broadcasting their screams

    • @lucid_3938
      @lucid_3938 6 месяцев назад +3

      I​t ain't just s3xual it goes for both 😭

    • @my.melody.gamingg
      @my.melody.gamingg 3 месяца назад

      Don’t forget about the weak and defenceless sinners he was mostly t3rturing and mass sl3ughtering that we saw, we directly saw those. They were innocents that d1ed for his pleasure that was the whole point

  • @xXchickenuggiesXx777
    @xXchickenuggiesXx777 4 месяца назад +9

    *gets pardoned on terms of insanity*

    • @Joyscp999
      @Joyscp999 2 месяца назад

      he is not insane

  • @asyaejderha8421
    @asyaejderha8421 6 месяцев назад +9

    cannibalism and torture too (i think thats what he did to those overlords)

    • @Eric6761
      @Eric6761 6 месяцев назад +2

      Cannibalism isn't illegal as long as you obtain the meat legally

    • @asyaejderha8421
      @asyaejderha8421 6 месяцев назад

      @@Eric6761 Hmm 🤔 I doubt Alastor gets it legally tho ☠

    • @my.melody.gamingg
      @my.melody.gamingg 3 месяца назад

      and all the weak and defenceless sinners